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Kid-Friendly Jokes What Do Birds Give out on Halloween? How Do You Throw a Space Party? Tweets Kid-Friendly Jokes What do birds give out on Halloween? How do you throw a space party? Tweets. You planet. How do you know when a bike is thinking? What do you call cheese that doesn’t You can see its wheels turning. belong to you? Nacho cheese! How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity? Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Shocked! Because if they flew over the bay they would be bagels. Why do we never tell jokes about pizza? They’re too cheesy. What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? What’s a snake’s strongest subject in school? A stick. Hiss-tory. What animal is always at a baseball game? What kind of music do mummies listen to? A bat. Wrap music. What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping? Why is it so windy inside a stadium? A dino-snore. There are hundreds of fans. Why did the student eat his homework? Where do cows go for entertainment? Because the teacher told him it was a piece Moo-vies. of cake! Why can’t your hand be 12 inches long? Why is six afraid of seven? Because then it would be a foot. Because seven eight nine. Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? What do you call guys who love math? She’ll Let It Go. Algebros. Why did the scarecrow get a promotion? What did the ocean say to the pirate? He was outstanding in his field. Nothing, it just waved. 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