April 26, 2010 www.unews.com Vol. 77, Issue 30 Unite to take the night “We are women, we are men. Together we fight “2, 4, 6, 8! to take back the night.” No more date rape!”

“All together, we unite, we will not be victimized.”

Photos ALEXIA STOUT-LANG

Alexia Stout-Lang up to march. tan Organization to Counter Sexual Assault), News Editor Holding signs with phrases like “Men can shared a story about how she overcame being ogether, we can break the cycle stop rage,” “Use your voice” and “Take back raped many years ago. of sexual violence. the night,” attendees marched as a united She was told by the prosecuting at- In an effort to do just that, group down to the J.C. Nichols Memorial torney that her case would not go men, women and children gath- Fountain on the Country Club Plaza. to court. But she persisted and ered on the UMKC Volker cam- Along the way, as the sun set lower in the the man who assaulted her was pus for UMKC’s sixth annual Take Back the sky, the crowd chanted and encouraged driv- taken to trial. T ers passing to honk their horns. Myer encouraged others Night March and Rally last Tuesday. The event began with a pre-march rally in “All together, we unite, we will not be vic- who have been faced with the the Quad that included food, sign making, mu- timized,” they yelled. “We are women, we are same situation. sic, guest speakers who talked about violence men. Together we fight to take back the night.” “When you have them tell you prevention and a performance by the dance By the time the marchers reached the your case is no good, don’t let them!” she group Mixed Blood Woman. Plaza, night was starting to set in. A group of said. “That just reinforces the feelings of Jessica Farmer, UMKC graduate and rep- drummers was waiting to greet them. guilt.” resentative from Kansas City Anti-Violence But the crowd wasn’t quite ready to grab Take Back the Night coincides Project (KCAVP), spoke soon before the seats and finish with the rally. They lined with Sexual Assault Awareness march kicked off. She stressed there are many Emanuel Cleaver Boulevard, showing pass- Month, which provides an annual organizations out there like KCAVP to help ing cars their signs and encouraging drivers to opportunity to promote aware- victims of violence. honk their horns. ness of sexual violence and its “Some people don’t speak out because of After a while, the attendees gathered prevention. Information on the fear of re-victimization,” Farmer said. “… But around the fountain to hear from a few more national campaign and events can we can stop rape.” speakers and to hold a moment of silence for be found at www.nsvrc.org/saam. She encouraged all those in attendance to all men and women who have been victims of Co-sponsors of Take Back the be vocal about prevention by attending events violence. Night include the UMKC Wom- like Take Back the Night. Everyone in attendance held glow sticks en’s Center, Office of Multicul- “Use your voice, make it loud, and take high to symbolize hope, a light shining in the tural Student Affairs, Fraternity back the night!” Farmer yelled as the group darkness. made up of several dozen people began lining Diana Myer, from MOCSA (Metropoli- See NIGHT I page 8 2 News April 26, 2010 www.unews.com UMKC rental property maintenance in focus

Jamie Walsh Contributing Writer Seventeen maintenance-related ci- tations from the Kansas City, Mo. De- partment of Neighborhood Preservation were issued to some of UMKC’s rental properties last fall. Dennis Cesari, assistant vice chan- cellor for Business Services, said the exterior issues were primarily related to painting and soffit and gutter repairs. The Curators of the University of Missouri and the UMKC Trustees own 124 rental properties that contain a total of 152 rental units in the surrounding UMKC neighborhood known as Rock- hill Crest. “The rental units are rented to UMKC students, employees and the general public,” Cesari said.

“I felt like it was handled more rapidly, efficiently and personably in the earlier years of my residence prior to the outsourcing of UMKC real estate management”

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Though UMKC owns the properties cited, the university does not manage the properties directly. In July 2007, UMKC hired Cohen-Esrey to oversee the prop- erties and handle the leasing and main- tenance. Cesari manages the contract be- tween UMKC and the company. Photo courtesy COHEN-ESREY “Cohen-Esrey is a professional Cohen-Esrey addressed 17 maintenance-related citations late last fall. property manger and they were hired because managing properties is their tions, but said it was not surprising. the same person for so many years fall they add to the service level agreement, dents of UMKC rental properties can be business,” Cesari said. “They are better On occasion, the tenant has waited into this terrible state of disrepair be- for things that are low-level priority to poor tenants and may impact the way equipped to provide quality manage- three to nine months to get some mainte- cause no one will do anything about it,” move up the scale the longer they are on Cohen-Esrey handles the properties. ment services.” nance issues resolved. the tenant said. the list.” The tenant said one property in the However, one long-time tenant, who “I felt like it was handled more rap- How things are changing Spare also said, since the citations, neighborhood that had been completely asked not to be named because of a tenu- idly, efficiently and personably in the Bob Simmons, assistant vice chan- UMKC has been addressing the issues refinished before a new group of stu- ous relationship with the company, said earlier years of my residence prior to the cellor of Facilities, is the UMKC repre- and working to further improve the dents moved into it stood out as an ex- property management was better prior to outsourcing of UMKC real estate man- sentative on the Volker Neighborhood properties and the standards for main- ample. the contracting of Cohen-Esrey. agement,” the tenant said. Council and is working to improve the tenance. When the students moved out short- “Cohen-Esrey tends to treat all its The tenant also referred to the care maintenance system. “The council under Bob Simmons’ ly thereafter, the apartment had to be renters as though they are destructive col- the previous owner had taken with the “I serve on a Volker Neighborhood leadership has voluntarily made neigh- refinished again because the destruction lege students,” the tenant said. “Despite property and the work of that owner be- Council committee that is looking at borhood property maintenance a stan- caused by those particular individuals. the fact that many of us have invested vast ing destroyed by a maintenance issue parking, landscape and maintenance is- dard rather than a guideline,” Spare said. “I get why they treat people like this amounts of time, money and effort into still unresolved. sues as they relate to UMKC rental prop- Simmons also acknowledged things and don’t spend a lot of money on their improving our homes and yards.” “It just is really sad to watch this erties and offices in the Rockhill Crest are moving in the right direction. properties,” the tenant said. “But, the The tenant was unaware of the cita- property that was owned and loved by Neighborhood,” Simmons said. “This committee has taken the simple fact is, so many of the people that Simmons is not a member of the KCMO Property Maintenance Code live in UMKC rental properties are not Rockhill Crest Neighborhood Associa- and set priorities for the items within the like that.” tion but he often meets with them. code as they relate to our properties,” Despite all of this, the tenant said the “I meet regularly with the mem- Simmons said. “The intent is that we use neighborhood is a nice area to live. bers of this group both officially in these priorities to assist UMKC Real Es- “There are aspects of living on a col- our meetings and unofficially through tate and Cohen-Esrey in how they plan lege campus or near a college campus many community organizations that for annual maintenance and landscape that I do enjoy,” the tenant said. “I like we share involvement with,” Simmons items as budgets allow.” the proximity to UMKC facilities, it’s said. “Such as Southtown Council, Tu- Even with all of these changes, some really centrally located, it’s easy for me lips on Troost, Brush Creek Community questions remain on how the properties to get downtown, it’s easy for me to get Partners and other community related were allowed to get in a state of disrepair to the highway, but, this situation is so projects.” in the first place. frustrating.” Ken Spare, board member of the According to UMKC Student Or- Spare said the neighborhood and Rockhill Crest Neighborhood As- ganization Housing Statement of Un- UMKC properties continue to show im- sociation and president of the Volker derstanding, the university has the right provement and the community is mov- Neighborhood Council, said, since the to conduct periodic inspections of the ing forward. citations, UMKC, with the help of Sim- rental property to ensure that it is “in sat- “If you go through the neighbor- mons, has been creating a service level isfactory living condition and that there hood, you will see that a lot of houses agreement. is no damage to the house.” have been painted,” Spare said. “There “A service level agreement speci- “Cohen-Esrey walks through each are still things that need to get done but fies the time it should take to fix an is- property at least once per year,” Cesari we are working on it.” Photo courtesy COHEN-ESREY sue based on varying levels of severity,” said. Contact Alexia Stout-Lang at al The UMKC Trustees and University of Missouri curators own 124 rental properties. Spare said. “We have also suggested that The tenant acknowledged some resi- [email protected] with any questions. 3 News www.unews.com April 26, 2010 Assessing residence hall police reports

Oak Place Alexia Stout-Lang A number of cameras are set News Editor up in all of the residence halls, Apartments: From Jan. 1 to April 23, 51 the front desks are manned 24 Assault: 2 police reports were filed about hours a day and staff members Check welfare, possible sui- incidents relating to UMKC’s live and work on each floor. cidal party: 1 residence halls. But, Abell said residents still Disturbance: 3 The reports range from fire need to be responsible. Found Alcohol: 1 alarms accidentally triggered to “People need to look out for Fraud: 1 a student found deceased in his themselves,” she said. “… I know Harassment: 1 apartment (see summary of re- we have some cameras and we do Illness: 1 ports). have staff but they can’t be there With 21 reports filed for Oak 24-7. And the camera is not going Intoxicated: 1 Place Apartments and Parking, to be able to prevent a crime from Larceny: 1 14 for Oak Street Residence Hall happening. It’s just hopefully go- Student found deceased: 1 and 15 for Johnson Hall, Kristen ing to be able to tell us who com- Weapons violation: 1 Abell, associate director of Resi- mitted that crime.” Oak Place Parking: dential Life, said the high number With the reports for a num- of police calls is partially due to ber of the thefts in residence Harassment:1 how students and staff have been halls noting the crimes happened Illness: 1 instructed to respond to situations. when doors were left unlocked Larceny: 1 “We encourage our students or propped open, Abell said stu- Vehicular Accident: 2 to call the police,” Abell said. dents need to be more aware of Warrant arrest: 1 “Because one, the police have their environment. more training in those areas than “A lot of it has to do with the Oak Place Apartments and my staff do and that for me is a fact that students feel like they are Parking had a total of 22 po- big thing. I would rather call in living in a protected area, which lice reports. the police to make sure we get a they are,” she said. “But we have report.” 500 students living in a residence Oak Street Residence The most common types of hall and chances are you don’t reports are resident illnesses, fire know every single person in the Hall: alarms triggered by burnt pop- hall. So, even if every single per- Arson: 1 corn, etc., and noise disturbances. son who comes in has to swipe a Burglary: 3 Each category has five reports. card or get checked in, there are Disturbance: 2 They are followed by four bur- still 500 people who have access Fire alarm: 1 glaries and three reports each for if you leave your door unlocked.” Found alcohol: 1 harassment, intoxicated students Michele Taylor, Crime Pre- Illness: 1 and marijuana. vention Officer for the UMKC Intoxicated: 1 Police Department, said some re- Harassment: 1 “We encourage our ports are not avoidable. But those that are should be avoided. Marijuana: 2 students to call the “Always lock up your proper- Property damage: 1 police.” ty,” she said. “It’s unfortunately Student felt unsafe: 1 not very surprising for the people Oak Street had a total of 14 po- KRISTEN ABELL who left and their dorm was un- lice reports Associate Director of Residential Life locked and they came back and things are missing.” Johnson Hall: Advice and thoughts from Reports that have concerned residents Burglary: 1 students the most include one re- Ashley Emory, junior study- Check welfare: 1 port of suspected arson currently ing business, has lived in John- Photo illustration ALEXIA STOUT-LANG Check welfare, possible sui- under investigation, two as- son Hall since last fall. She said UMKC police suggest students keep their doors locked at all times. cidal party: 1 saults, two weapons violations, the residence halls have pros and Fire alarm: 4 two reports of larceny and one cons. Illness: 3 student found deceased in his “I have never had problems buy safety vaults for their valu- Taylor said she had not seen Intoxicated: 1 room earlier this semester. The with theft, which is a good thing,” ables or laptop locks that secure the report from the Statistical Suspicious party: 1 death is still under investigation, Emory said. “But, of course, computers directly to their desks. Analysis Center and she could Weapon: 1 but UMKC police cited drugs in sometimes because I live right “They are extremely impor- not speak to the variance. the report. next door to someone else and we tant investments,” he said. However, she did offer advice Johnson Hall had a total of 15 Abell said she is taking steps share a wall, from time-to-time, Campus-wide crime sta- for students to stay safe and pre- police reports. to educate her staff and residents we do have issues with noise. But, tistics vent crime. in safety and crime prevention. it’s nothing that we can’t resolve.” The report generated by the “Never leave your door un- Total combined: She set up a page on the Resi- She said she feels safe in the Missouri State Highway Patrol locked,” she said. “It does not Arson: 1 dential Life website dedicated to dorms as long as she knows the Statistical Analysis Center (found matter if you are going down the Assault: 2 safety tips, safety information is front desk monitors are doing at www.mshp.dps.missouri.gov) hall to the bathroom. I work in Burglary: 4 included in the contracts and she their jobs. April 24 showed UMKC with a the police department. Our area reminds students of the necessary Levi Rash, Student Govern- total crime index of 35, with 14 is secured. You have to have a Check welfare: 1 precautions. ment Association senator for burglaries and 21 larcenies. keycard to get in our area so only Check welfare, possible sui- In addition, she expects the re- Residential Life, said students The University of Missouri officers and staff are allowed to cidal party: 2 ports for Oak Place to come down just need to be more cautious and – St. Louis, which has an en- be here. And just out of habit, I Disturbance: 5 now the university has taken over some of the crime can be pre- rollment of 16,548 compared to lock my door when I go to the Fire alarm: 5 management. vented. UMKC’s 15,143, has a total crime bathroom.” Found alcohol: 2 “One of the biggest things we “It is very important for stu- index of 13, with two burglaries She also recommended trav- Fraud: 1 are working with [in Oak Place] dents to keep their doors locked and 11 larcenies. eling in groups, particularly at Harassment: 3 are the security locks on the when they are not in their rooms,” The campus-wide crime re- night, and being alert. Illness: 5 entrance doors,” Abell said. “I Rash said. “Many of the incidents port generated weekly by the “Be aware of your surround- Intoxicated: 3 know Place Properties had some that involve stolen items are due UMKC Police Department shows ings,” she said. “Take precautions Larceny: 2 challenges with those. And we to the fact that they forget to lock 17 burglaries, one motor vehicle to protect your belongings and Marijuana: 3 are also working on some indi- their doors.” theft, 25 larcenies, three assaults yourself.” Property damage: 1 vidual locks on apartment doors.” He also suggested students and one drug law violation. [email protected] Student felt unsafe: 1 Student found deceased: 1 Vehicular Accident: 2 Warrant arrest: 1 www.unews.com Weapons violation: 2 4 News April 26, 2010 www.unews.com Green team has come a long way Chris Gray process of establishing a comprehen- hicles, expanding recycling containers Contributing Writer sive recycling program at UMKC,” to all buildings and increasing the num- Bit-by-bit, building-by-building, Johnston said. “They went through the ber of volunteers and interns to assist in school-by-school and student-by-student, process of conducting the waste audit, the campus community garden, located UMKC is turning green. designing the infrastructure for the on 54th and Charlotte streets. It is a transformation noticeable campus recycling program and launch- “We have been working hard this enough to bring local and national atten- ing the new program in 2005.” semester to complete a UMKC Sus- tion to the university. The team began with five members tainability Plan framework and the All these green people and places and grew to 43 by the end of 2005. report is close to being completed,” have left a smile on Kaye Johnston’s face. Johnston said. “We will use this report As the chair of the UMKC Sustain- “Sustainability is not a one for our ACUPCC (American College ability Team, Johnston helped launched & University Presidents Climate Com- the campus sustainability revolution man job.” mitment) reporting and to develop our and intends to keep it going. projects and goals to reduce our carbon “We have cross-campus collabora- KAYE JOHNSTON print in the future.” tion, the broader community collabo- Chair of the UMKC Sustainability Team The Sustainability Team has also ration and then vendor collaboration,” pledged to increase its visibility on Johnston said. “So, that is how all of campus through the Internet and other this is kinda playing out. I keep saying In October 2007, the Recycling media outlets so more students can get at the Sustainability Team meetings, Team transformed into the UMKC Sus- involved in UMKC’s effort to help take ‘Sustainability is not a one man job.’” tainability Team. Two months later, the care of the environment. group met and determined the sustain- Going beyond campus and commu- The effort to make UMKC more Photo Illustration ALEXIA STOUT-LANG environmentally friendly began in ability goals for next year. nity, the Sustainability Team has brought 2002 when Bridging The Gap (BTG), Each December, the group decides attention to its efforts nationally. UMKC placed 23rd in the nation in recycling facility. a Kansas City-based environmental or- on goals for the coming year. It’s a pro- Aside from celebrating when the the Grand Champion division. “Right now the program pays for it- ganization, audited the university to de- cess Johnston says helps keep the team University of Missouri System Presi- “[Our goal is] to continue to in- self,” she said. “However, there is not a termine how much waste it produced. on track. dent Gary Forsee signed the ACUPCC crease recycling rates on campus lot of money for extras such as new bins The audit revealed UMKC produces The monthly meetings are work in 2009, adding UMKC to a list of uni- through adding the number of materials and signage.” more than 881 tons of waste each year sessions dedicated to brainstorming versities across the country dedicated to we recycle, increasing the amounts of No student fees go toward funding with more than 50 percent recyclable. ways to accomplish goals. environmental consciousness, the team recycling overall and improving the in- the program. After receiving a grant from Mis- The team now has 105 members has taken its efforts to the competitive frastructure for recycling on campus,” For more information about souri Department of Natural Resources across campus, including staff, faculty level. Johnston said. UMKC’s recycling services, call to complete the work with UMKC, and students. Johnston said they are all This spring, UMKC competed in The recycling program doesn’t 816-235-1620. For a complete list of BTG helped establish UMKC’s Re- dedicated to accomplishing the goals on RecycleMania, a friendly competition make much profit from the resale of materials that can and cannot be re- cycling Team and a pilot recycling campus and spreading environmental among more than 551 colleges and materials. Johnston said all the money cycled, visit www.umkc.edu/admin program on campus that included 10 consciousness to the community. universities across the country to de- goes to defray costs for running the pro- finance/cfm/recycle/Overview.htm. buildings. Some of the goals set for 2010 in- termine who can recycle the most from gram and for the materials to be trans- Contact Alexia Stout-Lang at al “The team was formed to lead the clude dedicating parking for hybrid ve- Jan. 18 through March 27. ported to the compactors and then the [email protected] with any questions.

University accepts $1 million donation Alexia Stout-Lang cal School provided me,” the donor said in News Editor a press release. “My hope is that this gift not The UMKC School of Medicine an- only will help attract the best students, but nounced last week an anonymous alumna also will enable the school to continue pro- pledged to donate nearly $1 million to the viding superb medical education.” school. The donor went on to say the Medical The donor requested the funds be used School’s focus on superior patient care and to support the E. Grey Dimond, M.D., Pro- compassion makes a difference. gram of International Medicine. “It has provided many returns in terms It would give students increased access of professional success and fulfillment, and to international travel and expanded global I am honored to contribute to the future suc- views, which the donor said is essential to cess of the school and students.” the success of future physicians. Chancellor Leo Morton said many grad- uates of the School of Medicine realize the “It is a testament to the quality value of their educations and want to help others achieve the same. and importance of the educational “That is certainly the case for this alum- and research programs the school na,” Morton said. “This generous gift will be used to support several important pro- offers, and reflects the quality, grams at the Medical School and clearly will loyalty and commitment of the influence UMKC’s ability to fulfill a key graduates of the university.” part of our mission — to care for the health and well-being of our community.” BETTY DREES Betty Drees, dean of the School of Medi- Dean of the School of Medicine cine, said the generous gift is an honor. “It is a testament to the quality and im- portance of the educational and research The gift will also support the UMKC Vi- programs the school offers, and reflects sion Research Center. the quality, loyalty and commitment of the “This gift is in appreciation of the out- graduates of the university,” she said. standing education and support the Medi- [email protected] 5 News www.unews.com April 26, 2010 Exploring the facts about red-light cameras Kansas City, Mo., joined more than 15 major cities across the United States last year by installing red-light cameras.

Marlon Buie “It happened right here in Kansas City, and Contributing Writer my father was sent to the hospital with injuries Cameras were placed at intersections that as a result of the collision,” Funkhouser said. have proven to be high accident locations in Chief Jim Corwin, of the Kansas City Po- hopes of reducing all types of accidents caused lice Department (KCPD), said he made it clear by red-light violations. to city officials he would support the cameras Currently, 29 cameras across the city moni- if the focus was safety, not revenue. tor intersections such as 71 Highway and 55th “Even if these systems generate a substan- Street, 71 Highway and 59th Street, 71 High- tial amount of revenue for the city, the greater way and Gregory Boulevard and North Oak issue is creating safer streets for our citizens,” Trafficway and Vivion Road. Corwin said. Tickets generated from these cameras gen- He said the red-light cameras have caused erally come with a $100-$113 fine. him to pay more attention when he gets behind Dennis Gagnon, of the Kansas City Pub- the wheel. lic Works Department, oversees the red-light Corwin said he expects citizens to com- camera systems. plain. He had a close friend call to dispute a He said it is no accident these locations red-light ticket he received. were chosen for installation of the new camera “After he came in to review the video, he was systems. convinced he was in the wrong,” Corwin said. Kristine Turner, resident of south Kansas “Even if these systems generate a City, said the red-light cameras are a good thing. She said she was almost hit twice by drivers substantial amount of revenue for who failed to stop for red traffic signals. the city, the greater issue is creating Amber Vernon, who lives in mid-town Kan- safer streets for our citizens.” sas City, is also pleased the cameras have been in- stalled. She thinks it was a good use of tax-payer Photo courtesy GOOGLE IMAGES JIM CORWIN dollars. Red-light cameras are located at 29 intersections across Kansas City. Police Chief, Kansas City Police Department “I’ve always been a careful driver, and I think this makes others pay attention,” Vernon said. Vernon said she has friends who complain preme Court, where the ticket was soon dis- end collisions decreased 20 percent at the loca- about the cameras, but she refuses to agree missed. tions with cameras. “Statistics show that several drivers run with them. The Missouri Supreme Court ruled these cas- The same study showed a 26 percent de- red-lights at these intersections on a daily ba- Bea Burnette, who lives in Independence, es can, and will, be heard in a court of law if a citi- cline of all accidents. Injury accidents fell by sis,” Gagnon said. Mo., and works in Kansas City, believes the zen requests such a hearing, according to section 42 percent. Red-light accidents saw the great- He said the systems are triggered by sensors system failed when she was out with a friend. 479.010 of the Missouri Code. est reduction, falling 67 percent. in the fixed camera and under the street. He “My friend came to a complete stop at the How red-light tickets are handled “I’m not surprised by those findings,” Cor- explained that when a vehicle enters the inter- intersection of Gregory and 71 Highway, and Corwin said nothing will change in the way win said. section during a red light, pictures are taken of the camera got her as she turned right,” Bur- the KCPD handles these cases. Red-light tick- Gagnon said it is nice to see the data pro- the front and rear license plates as the vehicle nette said. ets are normally mailed-in, with no points as- vided by The Star, but he will wait three-to- passes through. Disputing a ticket sessed. five years to complete a study. “There is a 12-second streaming video that Kansas City Police Officer Ray Thompson, “We will continue to allow citizens to set “We could be headed down an inaccurate captures the entire motion of a vehicle running one of two officers assigned to review and is- court dates on the violations until we are told path by compiling numbers this early,” Gagnon a red-light,” Gagnon said. sue tickets relating to red-light violations, said differently,” Corwin said. said. He said although the approximate cost for citizens can call 816-482-8238 to dispute a Thompson said since the cameras have been In December 2009, the Insurance Institute each system is $100,000, the city actually leas- ticket. installed, officers in his unit have reviewed for Highway Safety in Arlington, Va., posted es each unit at a cost of $4,500 per month. The Thompson said red-light tickets are rarely a total of 80,647 red-light violations. He said data on its website from a national study it con- installation and maintenance bid for the system overturned. But he and Officer Joe Rooney 63,775 citations have been issued to citizens as ducted regarding red-light accidents. was won by American Traffic Solutions Com- have to attend municipal court on each ticket. a result of that review. One aspect of the study looked at the most pany of Scottsdale, Ariz. Thompson can only recall a few tickets that “Most citizens would be shocked at the fla- common accident caused by red-light viola- Kansas City Mayor Mark Funkhouser said were dismissed due to bad weather. grant way people disregard these cameras,” tions, which are front-into-side collisions. his office has received numerous complaints “We know citizens will be upset when they Thompson said. In Oxnard, Calif., the same study showed a about the cost of the systems. see the $100-$113 fine associated with each He said he would estimate a driver is caught 68 percent reduction in these types of accidents “This is not about revenue or money spent,” ticket,” he said. running a red-light every 10-20 minutes at in- since that city installed red-light cameras. Funkhouser said. He added citizens are made aware they can tersections with cameras. Funkhouser said he is certain the red-light He became a believer af- set a court date for red-light tickets, just as they Thompson said these cameras have also cameras in Kansas City will show similar re- ter he and his family were can with any others. been useful in providing video evidence on ductions over time. involved in an accident Not all cities give citizens who receive red- cases involving hit-and-run and fatality ve- “I will do whatever it takes to keep these caused by a driver light tickets the opportunity to dispute them in hicular accidents. cameras up and running,” Funkhouser said. who failed to stop court. He referenced video captured from a cam- Contact Alexia Stout-Lang at alang@un- for a red traffic In Springfield, Mo., the administrator offi- era March 27 at Gregory and 71 Highway re- ews.com with questions. signal. cer who reviews the traffic violations has the garding an accident which caused the death last word on all court judgments relating to of a 12-year-old boy. The accident also caused red-light tickets. serious injuries to other drivers and occupants Adolph Belt, a Springfield resident, involved. asked for a court date in Springfield Mu- Thompson said portions of the video may Tickets come with a nicipal Court to dispute a red-light tick- be subpoenaed by prosecutors and used as evi- et, but was refused. dence in court. $100-$113 fine. He hired an attor- Corwin said, currently, the KCPD has not ney and his case conducted a comprehensive study showing eventually made how these cameras have reduced accidents at The city leases 29 it to the Mis- locations with cameras. s o u r i S u - Studies on impact of the cameras cameras at a cost Christine Vendel, of The Kansas City Star, wrote a story published Feb. 20 that provided of $4,500 per unit data on accidents at 13 intersections with cam- eras. per month. The study of 450 accidents conducted by The Star from late 2008 to 2009 indicated rear- 6 News April 26, 2010 www.unews.com

‘GOIN’ TO KANSAS CITY’ by ALEXIA STOUT-LANG

They say Kansas City is a crazy place with a Loving,” stop by the Marr Sound Archives crazy way of lovin’. on the lower level of Miller Nichols Library. The only problem is much controversy sur- For more information, visit http://library. rounds exactly who “they” are. umkc.edu/. “Kansas City” is a famous song that brought For those who just need to get away, 12th and Vine to the country’s musical map. perhaps the lyrics to “Kansas City” will be The story goes that Little Willie Littlefield re- some help: corded “K.C. Loving,” the first version of “Kan- “Gotta find a friendly city / And that’s sas City,” in 1952 for the Federal Label. the reason why, I’m going to Kansas City / Then, Jerry Leiber and Mike Stoller slightly Kansas City here I come / They got a crazy altered the lyrics and changed the name to “Kan- way of loving there / And I’m gonna get me sas City.” Wilbert Harrison recorded the new ver- some.” sion in 1959 for the Fury label. [email protected] Things get a little sticky when, in the ear- ly 1960s, Lucky Enois recorded “Kansas City Lovin’.” On the record, it says Enois was the writer. Chuck Haddix, of Marr Sound Archives, who co-wrote the book called “Kansas City Jazz,” said there are reports of tension over this song back in the day. Some people side with Enois, claiming his song was stolen. And others side with Leiber and Stoller, maintaining Enois, at minimum, was in- volved in the writing process. In any case, “Kansas City” is a song that easily draws listeners to the Jazz District with descrip- tors like: “I’m gonna be standing on the corner / On the corner of Twelfth Street and Vine / With my Kansas City baby / And a bottle of Kansas Photos courtesy LABUDDE SPECIAL COLLECTIONS Treasures archived forCity discovery wine.” To listen to “Kansas City Lovin’” or “K.C.

Building a bridge SIFE Financial Corner

Jerry Croft, an Engi- interest rates and low-cost to international students neering student, asked, “Are services. there any advantages or They like the fact they are Nila Hall including administration, academics ley Community College. disadvantages to becoming treated as a benefit to the in- Staff Writer and recruitment. It quickly developed into something a member of a credit union stitution, rather than “just an- The Applied Language Institute Administration simply deals with much larger and now serves a wide and versus a traditional bank?” other account number.” (ALI) has a goal of offering compre- enrolling and hiring students. diverse population. Also, the more credit hensive English as a Second Language The academics aspect involves de- ALI provides a wide range of servic- There are many major dif- union members who deposit (ESL) assistance for academic and pro- signing course curriculums and classes. es such as cross-cultural courses, semi- ferences between banks and money into a credit union, the fessional purposes. nars and language acquisition courses. credit unions. The largest one higher the benefits to the ex- ALI acts as a bridge for international “I feel the ALI is the hidden Many of the ALI instructors have is the ownership. isting members. traveled and lived abroad. students who study at UMKC by teach- jewel at UMKC.” Banks are generally owned The one main disadvan- ing them about American culture and “Most, if not all, who work at ALI by corporations and then run tage of using a credit union values, specifically within the educa- have some kind of international connec- by a board of directors. over a bank is the access to MONICA MINGUCCI tional environment, while teaching them tion,” Mingucci said. Their main focus is to your account in different ar- to value and appreciate their own culture Director of the Applied Language June 8, dignitaries from universities Institute generate as much profit for eas. and values. all over the world will come to Kansas the shareholders and not the Generally, credit unions However, there is a lot of work that City to visit UMKC. members of the bank. are located in a town or area, goes into managing this institute. The ALI has partnerships for univer- On the other hand, credit but most large banks are na- Director Monica Mingucci oversees Finally, the recruitment area involves sities in countries such as Turkey, Japan, unions are owned by the tionwide so you can access the operations of ALI. traveling and marketing ALI. Korea and Colombia. members with deposits in the your account almost any- “I am only able to do this because “It’s a business,” Mingucci said. With so much to offer U.S. citizens bank, so there is less desire to where. of the fantastic people helping me,” she ALI uses cross-cultural approaches and international students, Mingucci generate large profits. said. to marketing since part of the group’s encourages students to learn more about Many people choose credit Please e-mail your fi- ALI is also a part of a joint program work is to appeal to students overseas. the institute. unions over banks because nancial questions to UMKC- with Metropolitan Community College Established in 1991, it began as a “I feel the ALI is the hidden jewel at the former allows for lower [email protected]. (MCC). small support program at UMKC and a UMKC,” she said. There are three areas of the institute, two level intensive program at Penn Val- [email protected] Get turned on ... Follow us on Become a fan on Visit Twitter! Facebook! www.unews.com @UNewsScoop to the U-News! 7 News www.unews.com April 26, 2010 Stephanie Marquez has passion for teaching Melissa Oribhabor advertising,” Marquez said. “I knew it wasn’t translating and interpreting. Culture Editor for me, but didn’t know exactly how much it “Though I’d like to consider myself a pretty To graduate from UMKC, students must wasn’t for me until I felt how rewarding teach- well-versed woman in the English language, have a foreign language under their belt. ing could be. A few ladies and gentlemen I’m not sure I’m familiar with the word ‘hob- A lot of students dread this general educa- — Jeanne Crane-Smith, Dr. Alice Reckley- bies,’” she said. “Is that a synonym for ‘grad- tion requirement, but Spanish teacher Stepha- Vallejos, Dr. Louis Imperiale and Dr. Rafael ing’?” nie Marquez has an enthusiasm for teaching Espejo-Saavedra and many others — were all Busy as she may be, Marquez is quite that helps her students actually enjoy learning either the catalysts for my teaching career and/ pleased with how her life has turned out. Even a foreign language. or have been my mentors since then.” though while growing up she thought she “I teach Spanish because of passion, pas- She received her two bachelor’s degrees would work in marketing or advertising as her sion, passion,” Marquez said. “I love the lan- from UMKC, one in Spanish and one in Com- career, once she started teaching, she knew she guage, the culture, the everything. And, yes, I munication Studies. She also has graduate de- had found her calling. even enjoy teaching Spanish grammar. I love gree equivalent credit hours in Marketing from The road to her success has not been easy, all of it.” La Universidad Veracruz Ana. but it rarely is for those who truly make a dif- She will graduate in May with a Master of ference. “Though I’d like to consider Romance Languages & Literature. “I live by two mottos: ‘You never know Although there is a lot she loves about if tomorrow’s gonna come’ and ‘shoulda, myself a pretty well-versed teaching, not every aspect of her job is perfect. woulda, coulda doesn’t exist,’” Marquez said. woman in the English “My favorite part of teaching is watching “I guess my life has turned out exactly how I language, I’m not sure I’m the light bulbs that go on, or when students have made it turn out. … I wake up happy to know that they can count on me,” Marquez go to work every morning … and come home familiar with the word said. “My passion for teaching comes from happy with what I did with my day. I am a ‘hobbies.’ Is that a synonym those little things that let me know that what I firm believer in the thought that everyone for ‘grading’?” am doing with my life is making an impact on creates their own happiness. I am honored to someone else’s. My least favorite part of teach- say that I have been allowed to create mine, STEPHANIE MARQUEZ ing is the never-ending grading of tests, com- though overcoming a not-so-easy childhood Spanish Teacher positions, etc. I guess that’s just what comes and a poor upbringing.” with all the ‘good’ I feel about teaching, huh?” Marquez praises her grandmother for giving Marquez’s semester has been jam-packed her the tools she needs to be successful, and she She is also a student at UMKC, so she didn’t with teaching at UMKC and Kansas City Kan- does not hesitate to give credit where it’s due. have to go far to find her perfect profession. sas Community College all while trying to fin- “I have to say that I am who I am because of “Many wonderful chances fell into my ish her graduate work. the grandma who raised me,” she said. “I owe lap at the exact moment I was looking for an But even in her free time, she is still pro- my life to her.” Photo ALEXIA STOUT-LANG excuse to get out of my former profession in ductive. She does language consultant work, [email protected] Stephanie Marquez loves her job.

Wax hands, Honoring a long-time bobble heads, videos History teacher Nikki Bomgardner Assistant News Editor A small handful of students showed Mark Linville up Friday for the End of Year Bash, Staff Writer sponsored by the Activity and Program Almost every department at Council (APC) in Pierson Auditorium. UMKC has a celebrity professor. Hip-hop music was blaring through- Dr. Jim Falls plays that role for out the upper level of the University the History department. Center and attracted those who hadn’t An associate professor of His- heard about the event. tory, Falls was honored last Fri- Students inside were laughing and day for his 42 years of dedication mingling during the celebration to end to teaching. Falls came to UMKC the school year. in 1967 and retired this semester. APC provided food and drinks and a A crowd gathered in the lobby fun atmosphere for the day’s activities. of Scofield Hall to talk about the In a far corner, there was a craft table years past and to wish Falls well in for students to make a mini build-a-bear his future travel plans. and/or bobble heads with photos taken The School of Arts and Sciences of themselves on the spot. also established a scholarship fund Another table adjacent was set up in Falls’ name called the Jim Falls for wax moldings of hands, decorated in Honorary Scholarship. different colors. Falls is a figure that will not be The most popular spot was the three forgotten at UMKC. His personal- large areas of green screens set up for ity and affinity for history are what students to make videos. make him memorable. Record-A-Hit Entertainment, www. For most of his time at UMKC, recordahit.com, was the company with Falls taught in Royall Hall, room a crew on-hand facilitating the video 104, so the room was also dedicat- fun. ed to him. “All activities today are free to all For more information about the students,” said Mariusz Kaplon, crew Jim Falls Honorary Scholarship, chief for Record-A-Hit. visit www.umkc.edu/give/jimfalls. Students could chose from different props and musical instruments to dance [email protected] Photo MELISSA ORIBHABOR with, act out and have fun with. They Dr. Jim Falls is retiring after more than 40 years at UMKC. chose their own song, danced and sang to the music in front of the green screen and received a DVD of the recording. [email protected] 8 News April 26, 2010 www.unews.com briefly mentioned by NIKKI BOMGARDNER Police Blotter by ALEXIA STOUT-LANG

April 16 April 20 Town hall meetings announced 4:05 a.m. Arson – 12:12 p.m. Harassment – Gail Hackett, executive vice chancellor and Administrative Center, Volker campus. A fire was intentionally set in a A student in Oak Place Apart- provost at UMKC, announced two town hall More than 100 people were involved in devel- kitchen area in Oak Street Resi- ments was being harassed by an- meetings. oping the strategic plan. dence Hall. other student. C a m pu s This is a chance for the UMKC community The plan took several months to culminate to voice concerns and offer ideas and suggestions ideas with campus-wide meetings that began in 8:03 a.m. Larceny – 5:06 p.m. Fire Alarm – to the aid in the implementation of the UMKC October 2008. Property was reported missing A student blow drying her hair in strategic plan. It was finalized after receiving feedback from from the Education Building. Johnson Hall set off the fire alarm. The town hall meeting will be held on the fol- more than 500 people. The first phase will be pre- lowing days: sented at the town hall meetings. 10:29 p.m. Information – 5:44 p.m. Vehicular Accident – From 8-9:30 a.m. April 28 in the Health Sci- For more information on the meetings and Residents in Oak Place Apart- A student left a note when he ences Building, room 4307, Hospital Hill campus. UMKC’s strategic plan, visit www.umkc.edu/ ments were being loud and drink- backed out and struck another From 8-9:30 a.m. April 29 in the Plaza Room, provost/strategic-plan.asp. ing. vehicle in the Rockhill Parking Structure. 10:45 p.m. Disturbance – Residents in Oak Place Apart- April 21 May 2010 commencement ments were being loud. Spring commencement begins May 6 at nology, Economics Department, English De- 12:06 a.m. Fire Alarm – Swinney Recreation Center (SRC). partment, Foreign Languages, Geosciences, April 19 A flat iron caused the fire alarm to The ceremonies last approximately 60-90 History, Liberal Arts, Liberal Studies go off in Johnson Hall. minutes. 7 p.m. – Henry W. Bloch School of Busi- 11:40 a.m. Vehicular – Guests are welcome to videotape and use ness and Public Administration A driver in the Oak Street parking April 22 flash photography during the ceremony. Saturday, May 8 structure struck another vehicle Thursday, May 6 10 a.m. – School of Education (Swinney while pulling into a parking spot. 12:03 a.m. Information – 5 p.m. – School of Nursing Commencement Recreation Center) A student felt unsafe in Oak Street Ceremony, Swinney Recreation Center 10 a.m. – Conservatory of Music and Dance Residence Hall and wanted to 6 p.m. – Reception (White Recital Hall) 1:55 p.m. Property Damage – speak with an officer about it. 7 p.m. – School of Nursing Pinning Cer- 1 p.m. – School of Pharmacy (Swinney A student’s tire had a hole in it. emony, Swinney Recreation Center Recreation Center) 9:18 a.m. Larceny – Friday, May 7 (all in Swinney Recreation) 1 p.m. – School of Biological Sciences 4:42 p.m. Harassment – The victim left a toolbox with 10 a.m. – School of Computing and Engi- (White Recital Hall) A student filed a report about a tools in the bed of his truck on the neering 4 p.m. – School of Law (Swinney Recre- note left on her vehicle parked in Hospital Hill campus. They were 1 p.m. – Arts and Sciences - Mathematics, ation Center) Oak Place parking. gone when he returned. Philosophy, Physics, Political Science, Psy- 7 p.m. – School of Dentistry (Swinney Rec- chology, Social Work, Sociology, Theatre reation Center) 4 p.m. – Arts and Sciences - Architecture Friday, May 28 Campus Crimes as of April 23, 2010 and Urban Planning and Design, The Art and 4 p.m. – School of Medicine (Music Hall) Art History Department, Chemistry, Commu- For inquiries about graduation, visit www. CRIMES 2009 YTD 2010 YTD nication Studies, Criminal Justice and Crimi- umkc.edu/commencement/index.asp. BURGLARY* 6 17 ROBBERY 0 0 MOTOR VEHICLE THEFT* 1 1 Two restaurants will open on campus in May LARCENY 40 25 Two restaurants franchises, Red Mango and lege towns. AGGRAVATED ASSAULT 0 0 Larry’s Giant Subs – “Home of the BIG one,” Larry’s Giant Subs opened its first location COMMON ASSAULT 3 3 will open in the retail area of Oak Place Apart- in the area October 2008 in Overland Park, Kan. FORCIBLE SEX OFFENSES 1 0 ments on campus in spring 2010. The restaurant offers hoagies, sandwiches, DRUG LAW VIOLATIONS 2 1 The two restaurants together will fill about subs, cheese steaks and salads, as well as busi- 3,700 square feet. ness catering. * MOTOR VEHICLE THEFTS AND BURGLARIES INCLUDE ATTEMPTS About 500 students live in the building and Red Mango serves yogurts, parfaits, juices about 850 students live in nearby residence halls. and smoothies boasting a 100 percent all-natural Both chains are said to be popular in col- menu.

UMKC chooses “U” Party NIGHT from page 1 Francisco, Calif. “For many years, UMKC has and Sorority Council, Activity and The student body headed to the polls April 21- 197 votes. hosted Take Back the Night marches,” Program Council, Diversity Week and 23 to elect the 2010-11 Student Government Asso- Charles Walgren was elected executive vice McCorkle said. “Each year, this event other campus and community organi- ciation (SGA) executive board. president with 197 votes. provides a great forum for students zations. SGA Election Director Benita Jones announced Brandon Maurer was elected comptroller with and community members to speak out Kerra McCorkle, violence preven- the results Friday evening. 190 votes. against violence, promote awareness tion coordinator at the UMKC Wom- With a total of 286 votes cast, the election re- Luke Whitworth was elected administrative of sexual violence prevention and find en’s Center, said she is proud UMKC sults are as follows: vice president with 219 votes. ways to reduce violence in Kansas is able to participate in this event, Klassie Alcine was elected president with “Congratulations to the ‘U’ Party,” Jones said. City.” which was founded in 1978 in San [email protected]

Become a fan of Follow U-News on U-News on Facebook Twitter @UNewsScoop 9 www.unews.com Culture April 26, 2010 Ride the train to the present The cold, rather rude conductor (Zachary Addressing social issues Andrews) does not send the men to the same through theater parts of the train, though. Sifiso finds himself in first class enjoy- Alexia Stout-Lang ing the luxuries of life while making business News Editor deals of his dreams and Vavi is banished to acial and economic divides can regular class, where the people are not fed, the mean the difference between train is not heated and the hate is thick enough a people that thrives or only to cut it with a knife. strives to make it through. The rest of the play, the men attempt to rec- They know that all too well oncile the two classes of people while dealing in South Africa, where apartheid encouraged with their pasts that haunt them on the train. R This task becomes increasingly difficult as the racism and oppression for so many years. But few realize that even when the grips of men find it a struggle to come to grips with apartheid were lifted from the country, the for- their own identities. merly afflicted still struggled to come to terms The set for this production is absolutely with their new identities and to grasp the new magnificent. It flows well from scene-to-scene potential for lives full of possibilities. without many changes having to be made. “Train to 2010” is a play about two laborers And the acting was very well done, particu- trapped in an underground, unfinished train larly considering I saw the play on a preview tunnel being built in preparation for South Af- night. rica to host the 2010 World Cup. The play itself was a little hard to follow at It is a joint effort of the UMKC Theatre times and a tad long at nearly three hours. But, Department, the award-winning Crossroads I would not disregard the idea that it might just Theatre Company in New Brunswick, N.J., the take that amount of time to digest everything. World Theatre Lab and the Market Theatre of Photo ZACHARY M. ANDREWS And if the playwright just told a cut-and-dry Johannesburg, South Africa. Bennett Ferguson, Andrea Morales and James Taylor. tale of racial oppression, the point might not be Written by South African Sibusiso Mam- so poignant. ba and directed by Ricardo Khan, founder of stakes in preparation for the train tracks to be ing to give them a ride to 2010. “Train to 2010” is a powerful play that the Crossroads Theatre Company, the story laid. A young girl, played by Andrea Morales, speaks to some of the afflictions that trouble is of the struggle the two men have dealing While chatting about the hope President appears and asks them if they have seen her our times. with their new identities in society. Barack Obama will bring to the world, they father. Still in shock from nearly being hit by It is definitely worth it to catch this show. It all begins in a tunnel where Sifiso Ndaba notice loud noises. To their horror, they realize a train in a tunnel with no train tracks, the men “Train to 2010” runs through May 2 at (Bennett Ferguson), an engineering apprentice the drill hit a fault and caused a seismic distur- don’t respond. Spencer Theatre in the Performing Arts Cen- who is moving up in society, and Vavi Mole- bance. Entering a panic, they argue about what But Vavi soon decides he must get on the ter. Tickets are $15 for adults, $10 for seniors kwa (James Taylor), a worker who has no high- to do as a bright light gets closer and closer. train to find his father who died many years and $6 for students. er aspirations for his life, are drilling holes for That bright light turns out to be a train com- ago. Sifiso follows him on board. [email protected]

Andrea Morales finds Bennett Ferguson’s road inspiration in artistic truth to a dream Alexia Stout-Lang major. Some things happened in my life that Alexia Stout-Lang News Editor led me to theater.” News Editor Theater captured Andrea Morales’ heart With a little prodding from her profes- The road to theater was a winding one for while she was an undergrad at Purdue Uni- sors, Morales made a life-changing decision third year MFA, Bennett Ferguson, despite versity in Indiana. and applied to graduate schools so she could getting a young start. “Engineering is really their (Purdue’s) begin studying theater and the art of acting. “I had my first acting class when I was forte,” said Morales, a first-year MFA at “I got called back to five schools and ev- maybe 12,” Ferguson said. “After that, I quit UMKC. “And I started actually as a pre-Med ery room was like, ‘Oh, you should be thank- acting because I thought it was something ful to be here. You are really lucky to have where you could just pick up a script, memo- a call back from us,’” Morales said. “They rize the dialogue and that’s it. But it’s a whole were very standoffish.” lot more than that.” But, when she arrived at UMKC, some- Because he attended a vocational high thing was different. school in Buffalo, N.Y., he was not in an en- “They were very warm and welcoming,” vironment where he could participate in the- she said. “They said I should come visit the ater productions. When Ferguson graduated school and sit in on some classes and that’s and went on to Buffalo State College, things what I did. Two days later, I got a call that didn’t change much. said I was accepted to UMKC. I knew this “I knew I wanted to do theater and act,” was the place I should be just because every- Ferguson said. “But it was something in the one was so nice and real. No one was fake.” back of my mind. I did not see it as some- In the past year, Morales has appeared in thing I would like to pursue primarily.” “Slammed! KC Speaks out on the Recession” By junior year of college, Ferguson knew (as various characters), “Pericles,” “Price of it was time for him to pursue his dream. So, Tyre” (as Thaisa), “Much Ado About Noth- he began applying to acting schools. Seven Photo NATHAN LANG ing” (as Hero) and “You Can’t Take It With schools requested an interview. Actor Bennett Ferguson. You” (as Alice). “I went into each of the rooms at the Currently, she is playing an angel named schools and it was just dim,” Ferguson said. “I love their program,” he said. “… You Linda in “Train to 2010,” a UMKC student “But as soon as I walked into UMKC, it was production about the human dynamics of are constantly challenged to take yourself like aaah. It was just bright. Maybe it was a to the next level. It’s all about working for a hope in present-day South Africa. sign. So after that, I was like, ‘Yeah, I will Morales has enjoyed all of the characters place of joy.” give UMKC a shot.’” Ferguson played roles in many popular Preparing to graduate at the end of this se- Photo NATHAN LANG mester, Ferguson said he is happy he was able See MORALES page 24 Actress Andrea Morales. I to pursue his life-long dream here at UMKC. See FERGUSON I page 24 10 Culture April 26, 2010 www.unews.com Wick ignites push for equality on campus

Melissa Cowan weekend in June. This year, the event will be Staff Writer held at the Power & Light District. You have probably noticed fliers around However, Thomas will not be in attendance campus of a calendar for the month of – at least not inside the event. He is among a “Gaypril.” group planning a counter protest, which has “Gaypril,” ending this week, was a month created some tension within the gay commu- packed with events put together by Queer Al- nity. liance and the LGBTQIA Resource Center of “I find it more important to stand in solidar- UMKC. ity with Urban Summit and the NAACP who “We recognize there’s a lot of things in this have come out against the dress code and racial city that need to happen but haven’t,” UMKC discrimination [there],” he said. sophomore Wick Thomas said. “We’re just try- Thomas held his first protest at 16 years ing to bridge some of those gaps.” old to stand against the ban on gay marriage Thomas is the president of Queer Alliance in Missouri. and a member of T.W.I.G. (Think. Work. In- He grew up in the small town of Drexel, spire. Grow.), who originally started the stu- Mo., before transferring to Paolo, Kan., and dent garden on campus but has been fairly in- finishing high school there. active lately. “I wore platform shoes every day, and I He hasn’t declared a major yet, but all ready had like 13 colors in my hair,” Thomas said. knows he wants to get his Master in Library “I was pretty noticeable automatically – and Sciences. these kids already knew I was gay [from meet- Off campus, he is on the Board of Directors ing him outside of school] … two days [after he for EQUAL (Empowering Queer Activists and started], everyone knew.” Leaders) who are working to open an LGBT Thomas helped set up a gay/straight alli- youth center in Kansas City. ance at the school. He also works at the Ruiz Biblioteca, part “That’s when it started getting bad,” he of the Kansas City Public Library, as technical said. “We started getting death threats.” assistant in charge of the teen programs. His parents also kicked him out when he “I keep myself pretty busy,” Thomas said. was 17 because they found a picture of Thomas The two UMKC organizations intended on with his boyfriend at the time. making “Gaypril” one pride week but decided “It took two years of not talking [to mend to “up the ante a little bit and take over the en- their relationship] … I don’t want that to hap- tire month.” pen to anyone else,” Thomas said. That’s why The goal of creating “Gaypril” was to he’s so passionate about EQUAL’s mission to highlight some issues that aren’t as widely ad- support the LGBT youth community. dressed, like transgender issues, he said. “Gaypril” has a few more events this week, Some of the events included a spoken word including an 18 and over dance night at 9 p.m., Photo MELISSA COWAN performance by Katz from the Athens Boys Tuesday at the Record Bar. Wick Thomas is president of Queer Alliance at UMKC. Choir, Queer Self Defense, Day of Silence and It’s free for students, $5 for 18-20 and $3 for Super Queer Safe Sex Day. 21 and over. source Center, is this Thursday. said. “The thing is, there’s a large gay popula- Thomas also wanted to make sure the orga- Lavender Graduation is a ceremony for Thomas will receive the Building Bridges tion, and there’s a huge amount of people here, nizations stayed strong as they transition into graduates and other students and staff for their award for his efforts in promoting community but a lot of them are from small towns and were the next academic year. achievements or contributions. The gradua- and campus awareness. raised with this ideology of bigotry – I mean, I Kansas City Gay Pride is celebrated over a tion, also put together by the LGBTQIA Re- “There’s still a lot of work to be done,” he was raised with it.”

O, Giant Man Casey Osburn either him or the bass player for the Chariot Staff Writer so we got stuck with Jake,” Robbins said. O, Giant Man has been playing together After playing their first gig together in for almost two years, but the current lineup front of about 50 to 60 people, the guys de- has been together just about a full year. cided they should get together and come up The newest member of the band, Rick with some songs. That’s how their first band Schulenburg, is a Vocal Performance major name, In Green, came about. at UMKC. “We were originally called In Green and The band started out as a three-piece be- then we had a song called O, Giant Man and fore adding the youngest Schulenburg who someone was like ‘that would be a cool band plays keys — his older brother Jake Schulen- name and you should ditch that stupid band burg, plays bass. name,’ so we took the advice,” Robbins said. Lead vocalist and guitarist, Chris Rob- After making O, Giant Man their official bins met drummer, Andy Wendling in high band name, they changed the old song to school. Poor Little Man instead. “We’re from up north by Zona Rosa, we They recently finished recording their de- went to Parkhill right by the airport,” Rob- but album, “Everybody Knows I’m Just An bins said. Animal.” Jake and Rick were originally from Blue “We did it very uniquely,” Robbins said. Springs until they moved to Marshall, Mo. “We recorded two songs in September last “I met Chris at Northwest a couple of year and Rick wasn’t even really in the band Photo CASEY OSBURN years ago,” Jake said. – he showed up and came out and did vocals O, Giant Man is from Kansas City. Wendling and Robbins have been play- and stuff.” ing since high school and added Jake to the Taking about four months off, they album artwork took some time and patience, he’ll like it too but sometimes it doesn’t work equation when Robbins was asked to play at wrapped up recording in January in Law- as well. Robbins hand drew everything on out like that,” Robbins said. a Christian event. Robbins joked about the rence, Kan. After that, they sent the album the album, including the lettering for the O, Giant Man will have a CD release former band Jake was in. off to Chicago to be mastered. track titles. show with fellow local bands Seafarer, Giant “Jake was in a metal band at the time and “So, it started in September and it’s just “I started doing stuff by hand and showed Radio and HOLY Mountain 9 p.m., May 9 at I was like ‘do you want to come play bass now ending,” Robbins said. it to Jake and he was cool with it. Andy usu- Davey’s Uptown. with us’ because I heard he played. It was Along with the album taking awhile, the ally just trusts that if we think it’s cool then [email protected] 11 www.unews.com Culture April 26, 2010 ‘Everybody Knows I’m Just an Animal’

Melissa Cowan And each song sets a different Staff Writer mood, yet fits together as a collective O, Giant Man’s debut album, “Ev- whole – you won’t want to skip any erybody Knows I’m Just an Animal,” and miss out. is set to be released May 1 at Davey’s Three out of their four members Uptown Rambler’s Club. sing – and sing well. Jake Schulenburg And it is one you’ll want to let play and Rick Schulenburg’s especially from beginning to end, over and over high harmonies balance Christopher again – it’s that good. All of it, even Robbins’ smooth, low tone (except on the instrumental opener, “An Intro- track four, “Too Cold,” when he shows duction.” listeners his range – and it’s pretty up Honestly, I’m excited a band like there.) this comes from our community. I This advantage makes their sound have no problem admitting they may more full and complete and adds even be one of my top three favorites from more soul on “Sometimes It’s Blue.” Kansas City right now. With all of this working in their This is definitely a band to look out favor, the lyrics aren’t so important, for. though they do have some carefully O, Giant Man has multiple strong crafted lines like: “I can see from the assets that will bring them successful coast/As the boats approach/We were careers – and make kids everywhere waiting for the weather to part ways want to dance. to secret skies,” in track three, “As the They have their own sound: a pre- Boats Approach.” dominantly upbeat, modern lounge Or take “Kids Say Please” when feel, though they bring things down a Robbins states: “All of us are not men, bit for “July,” the seventh song. but we’re not that bad.” Even the soulful fifth track, “Some- It’s rare for a band to be so talented times It’s Blue,” stays light. However, that you barely pay attention to the words; not many bands can get away it picks up, running straight into “Kids with singing, “Hey, oh,” in “By 2’s” Say Please (A Dinosaur Song).” (the second song – coincidence?) over I can hear bits and pieces of influ- a dozen times – and still keep you in- ences, but I have honestly never heard terested. another band that sounds just like And when track eight, “Animals,” them. ends, you’re not prepared to accept They seem to build their sound this is the last song. Thankfully, you from the bass and drums. Jake Schul- can start the whole thing over again. enburg and Andy Wendling stay Be sure to pick up your own copy locked together, creating a solid foun- at their CD release show this weekend. dation for the guitar, keyboard and A+ voice(s) to explore different sounds for [email protected] each track.

Photo courtesy O, GIANT MAN 12 Culture April 26, 2010 www.unews.com Student Artist: Deja Mackey Mark Linville Mackey is a junior in the School Staff Writer of Education and a Residential As- Art is typically considered to be sistant (RA) in Johnson Hall. painting or drawing. When working long shifts at But, there are many facets of the front desk of the residence hall, life that can be considered artistic Mackey knits between doing her and skillful. homework and the duties of a desk UMKC student Deja Mackey attendant. practices the art of knitting. “Knitting is often mistaken as She prefers knitting to sewing. an ‘old lady’ or ‘girly’ hobby,” she “I had to learn basic sewing said. “But there are many young skills for some of my pieces,” people and even men that knit.” Mackey said. “I’m not against The Residential Life office re- sewing. I think it’s pretty cool. I quires their RAs to coordinate var- would love to learn how to really ious types of educational programs sew.” for students. Mackey uses these opportunities to hold workshops teaching students to knit. “I hold knitting programs throughout the year and I hope to start a campus wide project when people can knit squares that can be sewn together to make blankets for the homeless and those in need,” Photo courtesy DEJA MACKEY Mackey said. Deja Mackey creates art from yarn. Mackey said knitting is a very creative process that allows you said. “I use Kool-Aid to dye yarn favorite crafty thing to do is to buy I can experiment and come up to develop skill, useful techniques and spinning fiber. I use Kool-Aid un-dyed fiber and either spin it on with different color combinations. and even use your imagination. because it’s cheap. I am a college my spindle and dye it or I dye it This makes each project extremely

Photo courtesy DEJA MACKEY “I recently started spinning student after all,” Mackey said. before I spin. Another great thing special and one of a kind.” Cell phone cozy - a Mackey creation. and dying my own yarn,” she “Kool-Aid works really well. My about dying with Kool-Aid is that [email protected] 13 www.unews.com Culture April 26, 2010 ‘And Her Hair Went With Her’ explores the importance of the beauty shop

Photo CYNTHIA LEVIN Nedra Dixon (standing) and Teisha Blankston (sitting) are the stars of “And Her Hair Went With Her” at the Unicorn Theatre.

Melissa Oribhabor survived integration,” Gafford said. “The Culure Writer black community had its own little mi- A lot of shows promise huge produc- crocosm, everything, their own grocery tions with a large cast and a lot of flash. stores, they’re own tailors, people who But some performances don’t require all made hats, they had their own insurance of that to provide you a memorable expe- companies, their own construction com- rience. panies. “And Her Hair Went With Her” is a Everything that existed in the white play written by Zina Camblin, and stars community [was] duplicated in the black Nedra Dixon and Teisha Bankston. It is community until integration came. And directed by Jacqueline Gafford. people migrated to the white community The play takes place in a beauty shop to do these things and eventually all those and the two actors, Dixon and Bankston, businesses went out of business in the play all the characters. black community except for two particu- lar businesses, and that was the hair salon, or the barbershop, and funeral homes.” “I think it offers them a But this play is not just for the mem- little insight into the black bers of the black community. The point was not to just appeal to one race, but to community, also it lets them explain a universal theme, something that see how alike people actually people from different backgrounds can are.” understand. “I think it offers them a little insight JACQUELINE GAFFORD into the black community, also it lets them Director see how alike people actually are,” Gaf- ford said. “Because there is really no dif- ference in what goes on in a black salon “We have different types who come and a white salon. There’s still the same in the shop and one character stays the gossip, there’s still the same little petty operator and the other one turns into that jealousy, it’s exactly the same, except the potential customer,” Gafford said. racial thing, that’s about it.” The fact the whole play only requires “And Her Hair Went With Her” also two actresses is not the primary draw of talks about a lot of different prominent the show. And the title of the play is also a women in the black community. Gafford little deceiving, because hair alone is not hopes it will inspire people to want to go the primary theme. and find out more about these women and “We have a lot of different types who see what they have done for their com- come in – people who have different il- munity. lusions about what they look like, or the This play is for anyone who wants to different ways that they see the world,” know about black culture, or anyone who Gafford said. “They have just little idio- has a sense of self, whatever it may be. syncrasies and they’re actually kinda uni- “I think it’s people’s perception of versal types, they’re not stereotypes. So it themselves,” Gafford said. “Whether you kind of crosses racial lines that way.” have a true perception or whether you’ve The idea of a beauty shop as a primary made up a perception of yourself. It’s just location is not a unique concept.With the how people see themselves.” success of Queen Latifa’s “Beauty Shop,” “And her hair went with her” will be it is clear there is something about a beau- performed from April 30 through May 5 ty shop that is crucial to the black com- at the Unicorn Theatre on Main. munity. For tickets, please visit www.unicorn “The beauty shop, as we know it, is theatre.org. one of the last vestiges that lasted, that [email protected] 14 Culture April 26, 2010 www.unews.com Explosive entanglements capture the audience

Alexia Stout-Lang tion is most notably the layers of sound. News Editor The opening scene is gentle, with an It’s crude, raw, offensive, devastat- introduction from Clown MC (Sax), the ing … and completely brilliant. man who guides the audience through From the moment the lights go up this play he is writing on a laptop. on “Venice” at the Kansas City Reper- But then, without any warning, an tory Theatre, there is no doubt the de- explosion of sound and dance bursts scription, “an explosive new musical,” forth. is quite accurate. The Clown MC is rapping the words An artistic collaboration between to a hip-hop beat while a group dressed the KC Rep’s Artistic Director Eric as soldiers dance behind him with guns Rosen and Matt Sax, who also teamed in hand. up to create “Clay,” the story of “Ven- That should prepare you for what’s ice” is a complicated one. coming, but it doesn’t really. After some When the lights go up, the city of slower acts, action springs forth from the Venice has been plagued by war and stage once again. We meet Lady Hailey violence for more than Daisy (Angela Wild- 20 years and Venice “What makes this flower Polk). (Javier Munoz), the I think she is a son of a revolution- completely different prostitute, but she ary leader who sought from your run-of-the- might also be stripper. peace until she died In any case, she defi- in a bombing, is now mill production is most nitely brings energy the leader of the city notably the layers of to the stage. trying to restore that sound.” I couldn’t help but long-awaited peace. feel a little uncom- The city has been fortable while she was quiet for some time and Venice decides grabbing the private parts of her male it is time to bring back the “missing,” interests and gyrating as an accent to all of those who escaped from the city every dance move. All I could do was when the bombing began and have been breathe a sigh of relief once she left the living in hiding since. stage with all her clothes still on. Venice calls for his childhood love, But then, I got another shocker. The Willow, to return so they can be mar- next act didn’t really go the sexual route, ried and the citizens of the city will be although the girl dancing on stage was filled with hope for the future. wearing a skirt that didn’t even reach While Venice remains under the her knees and she kept throwing her impression an elusive, foreign enemy is legs up in the air. Photo courtesy KC REP his greatest threat, the audience learns But the language, oh my. I swear the Left to right: Jay Garcia, Angela Wildflower Polk, J.D. Goldbalt, Brandon Sollenberger and Matt Sax. early on that Markos, Venice’s older entire song was “mother f#er” this and and insanely jealous brother, is the real that. plotter of evil. Don’t let that turn you off, though. to run on stage and ask for Draper’s au- But it also presents the perfect back- bringing the point of this play home. The twisting plot and melodic The music as a whole in this production tograph, he jumped up from his drum drop for all of the images projected on I will admit to sitting for a few sec- flow of the dialogue in this produc- is amazing. station, ran backstage and then emerged the walls throughout the play. onds after the production concluded tion scream Shakespeare. It turns out, What makes the music oh-so-cool center stage to be part of a drum trio. If you haven’t already, I think you wondering what the hell just happened Rosen said they did get some inspira- is that the musicians are right on stage Then, as quickly as he emerged, he should make a reservation to visit “Ven- to my emotions. tion from “Othello.” with the actors. On the left, drummer returned to his drum corner and didn’t ice,” a fictional city in the not-distant Be warned, don’t take kids to this The second source of inspiration is and UMKC professor Brandon Draper miss a beat when it was time for the per- future. play. the election of Barack Obama. It will all beats out the percussion. On the right, cussion to resume. As big as a shocker the first act was, However, you need to get yourself to make sense when you see the play. Chris Kong goes to town on a keyboard. The set for this production is huge, the second act left my jaw on the floor it soon. This is not one you want to miss. What makes this completely differ- I have to give Draper some major but simple. The gray, drab colors help as I sobbed like a baby. A ent from your run-of-the-mill produc- props. In a moment that made me want portray some of the devastation. I have to hand it to the cast for really [email protected]

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movie review by BRIAN SANDERS

grab the same Manhattan taxi and fight over ‘The Back-up Plan’ its rights. Kate Angelo’s screenplay makes Stan “The Back-up Plan” mixes up the typi- all-too-perfect. cal romantic-comedy order by making the Good-looking and un-hitched with a heroine pregnant before the couple meets. dairy farm upstate, he dreams of opening Otherwise, it’s still boy-meets-girl and his own grocery store with local, sustain- the only issue between them — because it’s able farm goods. more or less a love match right away — is Not only would her grandmother (Linda how the boy feels about the girl already be- Lavin) approve, Alice Waters would approve. ing pregnant. Oh, he’s had a bad first marriage to a Because “The Back-up Plan” is more like Swedish nymphomaniac that makes him an old Doris Day comedy than “Sex and the distrustful of women. City,” the pregnancy is the result of an ar- Meanwhile, Zoe was deserted by her fa- tificial insemination rather than a compli- ther, which makes her distrustful of men. cated relationship with anyone else. But these are screenwriting tricks to ex- “The Back-up Plan,” though, did not tend the courtship through nine months of follow the same format as previous hit pregnancy. pregnancy movies like “Baby Mama” and Taking up the slack created by a lack of “Knocked Up” which appeal to a wider au- real dramatic conflict are Zoe’s support cast dience. — employees of her pet shop (Eric Christian Jennifer Lopez carries this thin concept Olsen, Noureen DeWulf) and an advice- about as far and as well as she can, with prone best friend (Michaela Watkins) — a Alex O’Loughlin in his first leading-man pregnancy pillow and a cute Boston terrier outing, who surprisingly manages not to get with a disability and uses wheels to support lost in the shuffle of birth preparations and dysfunctional back legs. doctor appointments. The star power of this movie is primar- Photo courtesy GOOGLE IMAGES “The Back-up Plan” will likely have to ily from Lopez, who has not exactly been a “The Back-up Plan” is a miss. generate its box office revenue from wom- name in box office success. en, because the male characters definitely O’Loughlin, who has been in two CBS play second fiddle. series, both of which have been cancelled dent, which appears long overdue. This is a snooze-fest if ever there was On the same day, Zoe, played by Lopez, after their first seasons, doesn’t carry the Lopez is smothered by a weak, surround- one. CBS Films has been doing very well has her first doctor’s appointment for her dull moments well and there are many of ing cast who are completely un-relatable. since last year, when they produced their insemination procedure, she meets Stan, them. There were so many dull moments the first film. Dut they were due a dud. played by O‘Loughlin. Tom Bosley had to be brought out of the constant consulting of the little Boston ter- D+ The way they meet is cute — they both woodwork to portray a nursing home resi- rier was not seen as a bad thing. [email protected]

Top 10 pieces of advice Tattoo of the week Leanna Lippert You might make a new friend, an ex- 3. Get to know Kansas City “She basically paved the Assistant Production Manager Mark Linville cellent contact and hear some pretty I grew up close to St. Louis and I Staff Writer way for women in rock,” he amazing stories. loved every minute of it. Kansas City, Throughout the year, these top 10 There are many reasons one said. “She’s been around for- 7. Party less to me, was like going to a rival school stories were based on facts and statis- might have to get a tattoo. ever and isn’t going anywhere Let’s get serious, I’m not saying to – I always thought it wouldn’t live up tics to rank them. They could get a zodiac soon.” stay in every weekend and be a her- to St. Louis. The more I got to know This top 10, my friends, is my own sign, a person’s name or even Thomas uses Jett and her mit. But there were a few classes I my new home, the more I enjoyed it. personal one. one that tells a story about the music as a way to stay positive slept through that I know would have I’m not saying I like it better than St. While my thoughts are mostly fo- person. in life. helped in the long run. Be responsible. Louis, but it’s a close second. cused on graduation and what I am When Wick Thomas went “Whenever things get tough Work hard and play hard. Just don’t 2. Have an internship every summer going to do now that I have my de- to get his most recent tattoo, it I just ask myself, ‘What would play too hard on the nights before I cannot stress this enough. I’ve gree, I can’t help but think of the past was for a whole new reason. Joan Jett do?’ something important. been looking for a “real” job for a and what I wish I would have done in “I got kicked out of my Thomas’ tattoo is of a black 6. Be more involved while now and keep running into the college. house right after I turned 17 for heart – to represent Jett and all I became involved in groups on same response – “Well, we don’t have Listed below is my top 10 pieces having a boyfriend,” Thomas that she symbolizes, and under campus that were a part of my ma- any openings for entry-level, but we of advice I wish you will take advan- said. “During this time, I found it are the letters WWJJD, What jor my junior year. I had a blast and are hiring for internship positions.” tage of. lots of amazing queer or radi- would Joan Jett Do? met some amazing people who have Truth is when you’re an intern, you 10. Take advantage of career ser- cal rock stars that influenced Kind of a Joan Jett version become my best friends. I just wish I get to know a lot of people and how vices me a lot.” of WWJD. would have done it sooner. Plus, it is a the business works. And who knows? Do you know how much knowl- Thomas is the current presi- [email protected] great addition to my résumé. After graduation and four years with edge they can give? Cause I certainly dent of the Queer Alliance 5. Try harder hands-on experience, you’ll be more didn’t. They can help you with your group sponsored by the UMKC I’ll admit, I slacked off a lot when valuable than another applicant with résumé, help you find a job on cam- LGBTQIA Resource Center. it came to school. And I know I’m not absolutely no hands-on experience pus, give you tips for interviews and He is heavily involved in equal the only one. The thing is I know if I because they didn’t take advantage of much more. rights for all genders and orien- would have tried harder, I would have internships. 9. Travel more tations. knocked the socks off some profes- 1. Leave an impression After graduation, the student loans “I found Jayne County and sors. And maybe had graduated with Thousands of students go through come at you with a vengeance. Why Brian Molko and the one who honors. Who knows? No one – if you UMKC. Try to be the one who stands not use them to your advantage while was most influential to me by don’t try harder. out in professors’ eyes 10 to 20 years you can? Take a trip with your friends far was Joan Jett,” he said. 4. Take up a hobby down the road. Or, be the one every- to Cabo, Italy, or wherever else in- Thomas actually got to meet I have always been interested in one remembers in your group, soror- terests you. Take a lot of pictures, Joan Jett in person last year. photography and guitar. But I always ity, fraternity, whatever. though, because you never know if “She was the only person kept saying I was too busy or too Because, really, it’s not what you you will be able to go back. who has ever stopped me in my broke to get into it. It took me four know, but who you know. 8. Listen more tracks,” he said. years to realize when I graduate, I will If you don’t understand that now, These professors are here for a rea- Jett, who is the co-founder never have time to get into it. Don’t you will when trying to find a job. son. Not just anyone can teach at a col- of Blackheart Records, moti- make the same mistake I did. Do it Don’t I know it. Photo MARK LINVILLE lege level. There’s a reason why they vates Thomas. are here – to help. And who knows? while you can. [email protected] 16 Culture April 26, 2010 www.unews.com Dance faculty take on social issues through dance plete this 1960s-inspired multi-me- Wylliams/Henry Contemporary Dance dia presentation. The performance will include a Company does community outreach on community component with com- racism munity leaders/activists with semi- Nicole English ries while growing up in the South nars to dialogue about prejudice, as Contributing Writer during desegregation, Henry’s lat- well as open discussions with high est socially conscious-raising work, school students who will attend the Always innovative and ethni- concert. cally aware, Wylliams/Henry Con- “Southern Exposure,” is a multi-me- dia theatrical dance piece inspired “We hope to create an open dia- temporary Dance Company is again logue in communities about issues attempting to highlight important by the photographs and artwork of renowned artist William Christen- of prejudice and social injustice,” social issues in its Spring Concert, Henry said about her creative work 8 p.m., May 21-22, in White Recital berry’s “Klan Room.” “It is a montage suite, using the on social issues. Hall. Also on the program is “Desire,” This year, the company will be different pieces as snapshots ... each choreographed by Gary Abbott, co- Photo courtesy MIKE STRONG tackling the issue of Jim Crow rac- representing images of the tensions director of Deeply Rooted Produc- Mary Pat Henry, Skyler Taylor, Michael Tomlinson, Tracy Kofford, Kelanie Murphy and ism, as it was practiced in the his- (and attempted resolutions) of the 1960s,” Henry said. “The suite at- tions in Chicago, and set to the music Erik Sobbe. toric southern United States, during of Hans Zimmer and Geoff McCor- the days of segregation. tempts to present the change and ad- aptation of society regarding deseg- mick. It portrays three couples ex- set to the music of Arvo Part and Set to the music of Tan Dun, the The ethnically diverse cast has changing glances, feeling impulses addressed issues of racism and regation ... in dance.” Giovanni Pergolessi. dancers become kinetic images of Using pop music from the ’60s, of love, desire and physical connec- A work set on four women abstract shapes and inter-related prejudice in the past (such as por- tion. traying the Holocaust in “Trains,” social conscious jazz artists such as dressed in simple leotards, the in- formations, interpreting Moore’s art Nina Simone, gospel artists and an Another guest artist, Ruth dividuality of each woman is ex- through dance. choreographed by Mary Pat Henry, Barnes, will present her multi-media among others) and are experienced original score created in collabora- pressed as each dons different Wylliams/Henry Contemporary tion with the Marr Sound Archives, work, “Chloe/Christina,” inspired by pieces of clothing, until each fully Dance Theater presents their annual at portraying politically charged the painting “Christina’s World” by material in their work. “Southern Exposure” is described developed self emerges to follow spring concert at 8 p.m., May 21 - 22 as “a music journey to an era and a Andrew Wyeth, and set to the music her individual life-path. at Spencer Theatre inside the James This year, Henry, associate dean of Edgar Meyer. It also uses video in of Faculty Affairs and professor of people that defined America at its One work, Henry’s multi-media C. Olson Performing Arts Center. best and its worst.” counterpoint to a live dancer. work, “Moore in Time,” inspired by Ticket information is available on- Dance at the UMKC Conservatory, Paula Weber, Dance Division Di- focused her artistic lens on racism in The piece will also incorporate the Henry Moore’s renowned sculp- line at http://wylliams-henry.org/. video created by artists, Steven rector, will also present her choreo- tures, is a repeated work from sev- [email protected] the historic Jim Crow South. Calling graphic work, “To Each Her Own,” on her own experiences and memo- Cadie and Antonia Roberts, to com- eral years ago.

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prised me. Cascone’s Grill This is especially true in programming from a syndi- Cascone’s boasts authentic Love lessons Cascone’s Grill, on 17 E. Italian food with a long his- romantic entanglements and cated series. 5th St., is within easy walking tory in Kansas City, since 1930. from primetime the zany antics love invokes. For instance, age may distance from anywhere down- However, there were things like And because of witty just be a number. But when it town. biscuits and gravy and French television scripts, a studio audience and comes to falling for someone, Once inside, I knew there toast on the menu and the daily built-in laugh tracks, these there is a gigantic difference in was no way this was going to special was Swiss Steak. Despite my urging to the shows are far more entertain- a few years versus centuries. be quick. The place was busy Usually, when restaurants try contrary, I have one friend ing than listening to friends Buffy Summers is our and loud. The staff was running to please all customers, the food who has gone completely loo- complain about their love prime example. Angel was around haphazardly cleaning ta- suffers from mediocrity. ny over a boy and another who lives, or lack thereof. broody and hot in ways only bles and grabbing empty plates Having gotten through the is swearing them off forever. While I believe I am a vampires can be. first bite of my chicken parme- in such a fury I almost thought Both friends text, call and bountiful bevy of wisdom, But she ultimately knew of leaving and running next san sandwich, this restaurant it seems most don’t learn that he could never relate to was no exception. drunk dial me urging me to door to the Ethiopian restaurant. listen to a new predicament through the trials and tribula- her, after all, she was a teen- Then, I remembered I hate The pressed and processed tions of another. Or else the ager and he was 270 years breaded chicken tasted exactly that reaffirms their position that place. So, I decided to sit at whole world would be a little old. the bar with a clear view of the like the bulk versions you can while interrogating me for an- buy in your local freezer section swers on what to do next. wiser thanks in part to Holly- I believe he loved the idea kitchen. wood icons like Liz Taylor or of her. And by idea, I don’t The restaurant is full of black at any discount food market. I will never understand even your favorite afternoon mean her adolescent brain. I and white photos on the walls. Not wanting to take up any why folks ask for advice they And though the photos give the more of the waitress’s time, I have absolutely no intention of soap opera. mean her 18-year-old ass and place a traditional feel, it lacks packed the rest of the sandwich following. If we all retained one iota perky … personality. any sense of actual style. and potato chips that were given Personally, I have a strong of information from the above As for my friend who has It is almost as if the pictures as a side into my to-go box and belief in learning lessons the examples, every relationship given up on men, I would ask, hang precariously on the wall to jetted out the door toward cam- hard way. But once solicited would produce a perfume deal “Did Fran give up on Max- hide cracks in the paint. pus. for my opinion, I have learned and we could avoid satanic well even after four seasons The waitress took my order, It’s a shame an Italian res- it’s better to simply refer the possession. and three kids that weren’t her but was clearly non-exuberant taurant with such strong ties to asker to classic primetime While I am 100 percent own?” about the prospect of waiting Kansas City feels it must offer television versus throwing in favor of falling in love as No, she did not. on a tip from one person and I American food to please the pearls before swine. many times as it takes until She continued to wear felt rushed when I noticed her masses. Because I grew up in front you get it right, there is a dif- those tacky short skirts, Unfortunately, Cascone’s eyes dart toward the four guys of a television set, I have ference between doing it the tease him (and her hair) while in clean suits coming through Grill is no better than the caf- right way and being as wrong laughing in that nasal way un- eteria’s food on Italian day. found there are not any mun- the door. dane questions that could not as the devil on a Sunday. til he told her he loved her … I looked through the menu, D be answered from watching Before you go throwing and then took it back. which had a few things that sur- [email protected] shows like “Gilligan’s Island,” your head at someone, pay at- But like all good classic “Bewitched” or my new fa- tention to any warning signs Hollywood love stories, he fi- vorite classic, “Hannah Mon- that may be flashing by in- nally married her. tana.” vesting in some quality cable [email protected] 17 www.unews.com Culture April 26, 2010 How to: Survive finals

Melissa Oribhabor Ask for help Culture Editor It’s not too late to get together a study group or e- The time has come. Every class you’ve attended mail your professor for any last-minute explanations. this semester, all the tests, papers and lectures have Don’t think your teacher won’t want to help you. all accumulated to this week. Finals week. Sure, if you haven’t come to class all semester and It’s the moment of truth. they don’t even recognize you, you might get a bit of Unfortunately, back-to-back tests and papers are an attitude from them. stressful and absolutely no fun — especially for those But still, they should answer your questions or at who are graduating and barely passing due to a ter- least point you in the right direction to find the an- rible case of senioritis. This week is crucial. swers. Get enough sleep To survive it, there are a few tips you can follow so Photo courtesy GOOGLE IMAGES you can come out OK in the end. This might seem to fall under the category of “be Finals suck, get over it. Chill out healthy,” but this is its own beast. Crying and pulling your hair out is not going to ac- College students have this nasty, little habit of complish anything. Students do better when they take cramming all night and then trying to take a test on a break and relax. only three hours of sleep. Find something that relaxes you, whether it is exer- Listen, it doesn’t matter how much you cram. If cise or your favorite TV show and just take a breather your brain has not rested, you will not remember what at some point during the week. you read. The average brain needs at least four hours Exercise is the best way to calm yourself down and of sleep to function. Some people need even more. help boost your energy. You know yourself and what your needs are. Don’t The Mayo Clinic reports exercise pumps oxygen skimp on your slumber requirements because you and nutrients into your tissue and helps improve sleep, have a test. You will not do as well if you’re tired. It’s concentration and mood. a fact. I promise you. Be healthy Research conducted by New York State United When I was a junior at Mizzou, I was so broke I Teachers, Division of Research and Educational, had to live off Halloween candy for almost two weeks, proves this. and I felt miserable. “Studies have shown that sleep deprivation is as- I had headaches, I couldn’t concentrate and my sociated with memory deficits, impaired performance sleep patterns were all whacked out. Why? Because and alertness and delayed responses,” the study said. your body needs nutrition to thrive. Goodnight. When you’re already stressed out as it is, a lack Finals are an unfortunate, but necessary part of of good nutrition can really throw your body over the your college experience. As long as you strive for edge, making it harder for you to study, retain infor- higher education, you’re going to have to deal with mation and sleep well. them. I know it’s tempting to live on Taco Bell or Pop Learn how to do it right and, eventually, it won’t be Tarts, but it is imperative you treat yourself well if you that big of a deal. want to be successful. [email protected]

Guacamole John Pfortmiller Sports Editor In the spirit of the upcoming Cinco de Mayo, here is a recipe to make great tasting guacamole - without using a store bought package. The below ingredients serve 2-4 people. Ingredients 2 ripe avocados (must be fresh) 1/2 red onion, minced (makes approximately 1/2 cup) 2 tablespoons cilantro leaves, finely chopped 1 tablespoon of fresh lime juice 1/2 teaspoon coarse salt A dash of freshly grated black pepper 1/2 ripe tomato, seeds and pulp removed, chopped Directions Cut the avocados in half and set aside the pits. Scoop the avocado from the peel and place it in a mixing bowl. Using a fork, smash the avocado, add in the Photo courtesy GOOGLE IMAGES chopped onion, cilantro, lime juice, salt and pep- Guacamole is a yummy compliment to chips. per and mix. Just before serving, mix in the tomatoes with a plastic wrap. Make sure the plastic wrap is directly spoon (do not use a fork because you do not want to on the guacamole so the air does not cause it to turn skewer the tomatoes). brown. Put the pits in the leftovers and cover tightly with [email protected]

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Monday, April 26 tary film “Galileo’s Battle for the Concert: English rock guitarist There will be a reception before Benefit Concert: The River of Heavens” brings the scientist back Jeff Beck makes a stop in Kan- his reading/talk at 6 p.m. Seat- Refuge Dream Center invites to life as he attempts to convince sas City tonight on the Jeff Beck ing is limited for the free event, everyone to the Rock for Refuge Open Registration: Open regis- church leaders of the reality of his Band 2010 Tour. The concert starts please visit www.kclibrary.org/ Benefit Concert to raise funds for tration for 2010 summer and fall discoveries. The free screening at 7:30 p.m. at Starlight Theatre, rsvp/8830 to RSVP. the center. The River of Refuge classes begins today. starts at 2 p.m. in the Linda Hall 4600 Starlight Dr., Kansas City, Dream Center is renovating the Library Auditorium. Mo. Tickets are $36, call 816-363- old Park Lane Hospital to pro- Concert: The Activity and Pro- 7827 for more information. Friday, April 30 vide housing and services to the working poor as they gain the re- grams Council presents rapper Dance Night: The UMKC Queer Drake tonight with K-OS and sources needed to be successful Alliance presents a dance night for in permanent housing. The con- Francis & The Lights. The concert those 18 and up. DJ Madeline will Thursday, April 29 Last Day: Today is the official last starts at 7 p.m. in Swinney Recre- day of classes before finals. cert starts at 1 p.m. at the River play your favorite music starting of Refuge Dream Center facil- ation Center. Tickets are $15 for at 9 p.m. at the Record Bar. Entry Spring Musical Theater: The ity, 5151 Raytown Road, Kansas UMKC students and $30 for non- is free for UMKC students with Pink Friday: Come meet the new UMKC Conservatory of Music City, Mo. For more information, students. Call 816-235-6222 for student ID, $5 for non-UMKC stu- Queer Alliance executive board and Dance presents “Quilters,” call 816-356- 7400. tickets. dents over 18 and $3 for non-UM- and enjoy some free food. The re- a Tony Award winning musical KC students over 21. ception starts at 3 p.m. in Univer- that follows the daily lives of pio- Steam Engine Viewing: Union sity Center, room G-7. neer women. The show starts at Sunday, May 2 Pacific’s historic 844 steam en- 7:30 p.m. at the Ironwoods Park gine stops in Kansas City today as Study Abroad: This is your chance World Laughter Day: The first Lodge, 14701 Mission Road, part of the Valley Eagle Heritage Wednesday, April 28 to study in a foreign and/or exotic Sunday in May marks World Overland Park, Kan. Admission Tour. The last steam locomotive location! The International Aca- Laughter Day. So get out your is free but donations will be ac- built for Union Pacific Railroad demic Programs Office is hosting a clown noses or dig out that old joke Discussion: Art historians John cepted to benefit Leawood Com- will be available for viewing from Study Abroad Information Session, book to make someone (and your- Richardson and Gijs Hensber- munity Players and the Molly 8 a.m. to 8 p.m. in the KCP&L which includes information about self) laugh today. gen will lead the “New Lights on Jessup Arts Education Fund. Call Gallery at Union Station. Call potential financial aid options, to- Picasso” discussion about their 816-235-2799 for more informa- 816-460-2020 for more informa- day at 2 p.m. at 5325 Rockhill Road. Dinosaurs Unearthed: Check out work on the fourth volume of “A tion. tion. the new exhibit that explores the Life of Picasso” and the newly idea that dinosaurs are ancestors discovered information about the Author Discussion: Noted writer Saturday, May 1 to modern birds and includes five Tuesday, April 27 artist. The discussion starts at 7 and community activist, Luis J. life-size reproductions of dino- p.m. in Pierson Auditorium and Rodriguez has dedicated his life Worlds of Fun: The UMKC Ac- saur skeletons and various other tivity and Programs Council in- Tuesday Tune-Up: Stop in for will be followed by a reception to writing and social justice after fossil reproductions. The exhibit some relaxation from 12-12:45 and book sale and signing. The pulling himself out of the grip of vites you to relax and enjoy a day of fun with friends before the start is open noon-5:30 p.m. at Union p.m. at the MindBody Connection, free event is open to the public, gangs in East Los Angeles. He Station. Tickets are $13.50 for will lead a reading and book sign- of finals. The group will meet at University Center, room 161. but reservations are required. Call 3:15 p.m. in the University Center. adults and $9.50 for children, call 816-235-6222 for reservation in- ing at 6:30 p.m. at the Kansas City Call 816-235-1407 for sign-up in- 816-460-2020 for more informa- Film Screening: The documen- formation. Public Library’s Plaza Branch. formation. tion.

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Sports www.unews.com April 26, 2010 World Cup mania takes over Brian Sanders current number one in the world. Their bench Staff Writer could all start for most nations. n June 11, the whole world’s at- Their counter attack is devastating and so tention will be shifted to Johan- is their dead-ball skill. nesburg, South Africa, for the Spain won the European Championship start of the most watched sport- in 2008 and are a fantastic machine to watch. ing competition in the world. Perfect balance as they love keeping the Since Dec. 2, when the official draw for the ball and then putting it in the net quick as O lightning. Look out for Spain. Word Cup took place, the countdown to the first FIFA (Federation of International Football Italy is the reigning world champion from Association) World Cup on African soil began. the last world cup and not much has changed. Previously, the World Cup had only been Most of the winning team is back with no held on four continents: Asia (South Korea/ new blood. Always a slow starter but once Japan), Europe (England, France, Germany, they get going, they are tough. Italy, Spain, Sweden and Switzerland), North England is, well, arrogant. They are the America (Mexico and United States) and South creators of the game and therefore feel they America (Argentina, Brazil, Chile and Uru- should win. guay). However, this is the best England team There were many FIFA representatives since the 1966 winners. who objected going to a continent with inter- They have a fantastic mid-field and one of national standing. Though, in 2004, South Af- the best forwards in the game. So they have a rica won the hosting rights over fellow African chance at winning. countries Egypt and Morocco. Heavy hitters Hosting the competition has cost millions Argentina has the great Maradonna at of dollars. Five new stadiums were built and the helm and possibly the world’s best player, another four were renovated. The transporta- Lionel Messi. tion system and South African police forces The key is to allow him to do what he were also improved. does best in creating chances and scoring. Even with the heavy cost, there is a trad- Côte d’Ivoire (Ivory Coast) is the best eoff. The 2006 FIFA World Cup earned Ger- from Africa. many more than $600 million for the economy. If an African team is to win on African Even the U.S. seems to be trying to get into soil, it will be them. the spirit of things. ESPN plans to show more The Elephants are stocked and a tough than 65 hours of original content plus replay team to breakdown. content from previous World Cups. Germany seems to be very solid this year Aside from the historical aspect of the com- and when they are bad, it is a rarity. petition, the games will match 32 of the best Never rule them out in these big competi- teams in the world in eight groups labeled A-H. tions. Outsiders American breakdown With quality star forward Clint Dempsey, U.S. is good, but not that good. They Group A: South Africa, Mexico, Uruguay and France. The U.S. once mentioned in 2010 they mid-fielder Landon Donavon and solid na- work well as a team and really should go far Group B: Argentina, Nigeria, South Korea and would win a World Cup, and they may have a tional team players surrounding them such with their solid defense and strong mid-field. Greece. chance to make good on that. as Carlos Bocanegrra, Tim Howard and Jozy They may not win but will have a deep Group C: England, U.S., Algeria and Slovenia. The U.S. is in their sixth straight world Altidore, the U.S. has an excellent chance of run. Group D: Germany, Australia, Serbia and Ghana. cup and eighth overall. In 2002, they shocked making an impact in this World Cup. Chile has really improved. They missed Group E: Netherlands, Denmark, Japan and the world by nearly making it into the semi- Previews the last World Cup, but brought in a new Cameroon. finals because of a no-penalty call against These teams are put into three groups, in coach whose philosophy of “attack first, de- Group F: Italy, Paraguay, New Zealand and Slovakia. the Germans. order of highest chance of winning the World fend later” could have mixed results. Group G: Brazil, North Korea, Ivory Coast and Last summer, the U.S. was runner up in Cup. Very exciting team to watch and will be Portugal. the Confederations Cup where they defeated Top contenders interesting to track. Group H: Spain, Switzerland, Honduras and Chile. the best in the world, Spain (2-0). Brazil is the best on their continent and [email protected]

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When ESPN announced it would Soccer is the sport the rest of the a minute. it may take the Apocalypse to con- cious. It is just set in its ways. There air more than 230 hours of World world adores, but Americans can’t The immigration debate has vince Americans soccer isn’t just a are a large number of viewers for Cup soccer this summer, some jaws seem to grasp. been going on for quite some time sport for grade schoolers. traditional American sports. Net- definitely hit the floor. The lack of soccer here could be and sadly enough there’s been subtle If these MLS games were shown works don’t want to risk losing that A response could have been, attributed to no mainstream audi- whispering soccer would increase consistently at bars, restaurants and and it is understandably good busi- “Wow, soccer on American TV.” ence, poor funding and even fear it illegal immigration. What’s more potentially on local networks, there ness. But, sadly, some responses probably will overtake traditional American interesting is most Americans may be a boost in interest. Old dogs can’t learn new tricks, included, “Why show soccer on TV sports (basketball/football/base- would rather support the country Yet, it’s a double-edged sword. but if the new ones start learning in the U.S.? No one cares about that ball). their ancestors immigrated from And if the networks don’t think they early on, it will stick. sport I want to watch basketball/ “I feel like we want every sport instead of the U.S. team. Talk about can get ratings, they will not take the Essentially, us younger folk need baseball/football.” as our own, but soccer is worldwide irony. risk. to understand an international sport Sorry to break it to you, Cap- and that threatens us,” UMKC senior Soccer is almost everywhere in There’s an interesting soccer like soccer can be a great way to tain America, but soccer is the most Victoria Rodriguez said. “There are the world. We need to break out of slogan floating around “Our goal is change the clichéd image the rest played and watched team sport in many factors that contribute to this this protective bubble we have built stopping yours.” of the world has of the U.S. In turn, the world. Yes, W-O-R-L-D. The fear. These are most likely the fact and understand the rest of the world Obviously, it is a double entendre this could promote even more “good United States is not the world — we that soccer may drain money from is bigger than us. of the word goal, but it could have business.” are only about 300 million people the very profitable current Ameri- Major League Soccer (MLS) more meaning than just scoring Our goal should not be stopping strong in a world with almost 7 bil- can sports and even the fact that aims to change this perception of goals. The U.S.’s goal is stopping the theirs. We should join with the other lion inhabitants. immigrants would enjoy watching soccer as a non-U.S. sport. But with goal of soccer – uniting the world team and work together to score that The point is, get over it and try to soccer more than our sports.” labor disagreements earlier this year through an athletic event. goal. be a bit more understanding. Let’s look at the last sentence for and lack of consistent TV coverage, No, the U.S. is not evil or mali- [email protected] 21 www.unews.com Sports April 26, 2010 End of the season brings reflection

John Pfortmiller factors of UMKC athletics is how well Sports Editor the student-athletes do academically. UMKC’s director of athletics, Tim “A lot of our coaches understand Hall, was impressed and amazed by the how important the academics side of success of the athletics department dur- being a student-athlete is,” Hall said. ing the 2009-10 season. But the strides to “They’re students before they’re ath- improve UMKC’s reputation impressed letes. Once you take care of that busi- him most. ness you can focus on winning cham- “I’m proud of my coaches and staff pionships.” in terms of the efforts they’ve made to Individually, Hall believed each enhance our reputation,” Hall said. “Not sport did fantastic. He commented on just within our campus community, but how Durwood Stadium helped allow within the Kansas women’s soccer to start and cemented City community.” men’s soccer as a Hall is a strong “An investment in known program. advocate of making UMKC athletics, from “I selfishly think sure UMKC athlet- that [Durwood] is ics breaks away from members of this one of the finest just being viewed by surrounding community, stadiums of its kind, the Volker and Hos- is a reinvestment in this certainly in the Mid- pital Hill campuses. west, if not in the He believes if the community.” United States,” Hall community invests said. “Durwood has in UMKC athletics, TIM HALL been a real anchor their investment will Director of Athletics facility to help gal- be paid back in full. vanize more events Photo JOHN PFORTMILLER “An investment on our campus, as Tim Hall is happy with the 2009-10 season and looks to the next for more improvement. in UMKC athletics, from members of well as more esprit de corps. With this surrounding community, is a rein- Durwood coming along, so did wom- vestment in this community,” he said. en’s soccer.” will not fair as well as they did this sea- men’s will improve even further next and student-athletes will improve next “A lot of the student-athletes end up With soccer’s success to start off son. Hall put that fear to rest with his ob- season and thinks that women’s will “re- year. He also believes that UMKC ath- coming out of school and being nurses, the year, Hall said the other sports fell servations of the younger players. ally be a solid team.” letics will continue to expand and im- police officers, teachers, etc. They per- into place. Men’s basketball did well, “There was a stretch where we beat Softball’s progress from a slow start prove. But there is a catch — money is form service professions that serve the but needs “more continuity” and needs North and South Dakota state where this season has also impressed Hall. not unlimited. community that supported them while to “take some of those close losses and [Morris] played less than usual, a lot “Softball was in a bit of disarray “As an institution we have to look they were in school.” turn them into wins.” Hall eagerly waits of young players picked it up,” he said. when I got here in 2007,” Hall said. at being very strategic in how we move Looking back on the season, Hall to see what Head Coach Matt Brown “The younger players stepped it up and I “However, [Head Coach Meredith] forward,” Hall said. “There are a lot of made note of how important academ- and his staff will do next year. think will continue to next year.” Smith has started to turn it around and wonderful things and infinite possibili- ics were to coaches and athletes. He With the loss of Chazny Morris, Hall is also very happy with the way softball took quite a few wins.” ties here, but there’s finite dollars.” believes that one of the major driving there is speculation women’s basketball the tennis program is doing. He believes Hall is eager to see how the coaches [email protected]

sports shorts by JOHN PFORTMILLER Women’s Golf The Roos finished third in the round score of 317, after opening Too much TV sports coverage? 2010 Summit League Champion- with a 339 and a 315. The Roos’ ship with a score of 971. The women final score left them six strokes be- closed the tournament with a third hind second-place South Dakota. Brian Sanders casted in some fashion by the many received during these events. Staff Writer sports stations and broadcasting The ratings come into play Softball In September 1979, a cable stations out there. when the networks set the adver- The week started out with a turned to Kansas City for a double- channel called Entertainment and While there is a much larger tising rates for minute spots and close win April 19 against Uni- header against Centenary, April 23. Sports Programming Network spectrum of viewing sporting 30-second spots. versity of Nevada, Las Vegas The Roos swept both, winning the (ESPN) debuted and changed the events these days, the fact is over- They set prices based on esti- (UNLV), 6-5. The Roos then re- first game, 2-1, and the second, 5-1. way people watch sports forever. all ratings of sporting events have mated ratings they hope to pull in. Prior to ESPN, there was ABC, gone down due to diluting of the The numbers for the NBA and CBS and NBC for watching sports. sports viewing market. NHL have been languishing the Men’s Tennis That was it. No longer is there the true game past decade, in turn, making them Today, we have ESPN 2, ES- of the week everyone watches. not as big a deal, therefore devalu- The top-seeded Roos’ re- the third seed in the tourna- PNews, ESPNU and ESPN Classic With all the sports-channel choic- ing the advertising spots various cord-breaking season ended ment. UMKC ends the season on the ESPN front. es, people can now find a niche national chains take up. with a 4-2 loss to Oral Roberts with a 17-7 record overall. The There is also the Fox network sport to follow. With the numbers that show up in the Summit League Champi- 17 victories are the most in a with 19 Fox Sports Net regional af- While the surplus of games on for the NFL and MLB, these in- onship final. Oral Roberts was single season in school history. filiates and other regional channels TV isn’t something that bothers vestments seem worth their while. including Fox College Sports and sports fans in general, the networks They are good enough for the big Fox Soccer Channel. are slightly worried about ratings. money to come in from advertisers. Women’s Tennis Versus has now appeared and is The ratings typically have a It would seem, of the big four The Roos lost to second- up the season with a 10-13 overall dabbling in sports not touched by large boost during playoffs in sports, the MLB and NFL didn’t seeded Oral Roberts, 4-0, in the record. The 10 victories are the the other networks. comparison to the regular season, suffer. But that diluted the sports semi-finals of the Summit League most in a single season in school There is so much out there on which with the NBA and NHL are TV market of the NBA and NHL. Championship. The Roos finished history. any given day it blows the mind. not positives. Hopefully, there will be a time The list of sporting events The networks like ABC and when this can be changed and we broadcasted now goes beyond the NBC, big network broadcasters for can all enjoy watching jaw-drop- Track standard big four in the United the NBA and NHL respectively, ping, three-pointers and bone- UMKC sent three student- Roos, placing 11th in the triple States. pay a lot of money for multiple crushing checks. athletes to compete in the Drake jump. The Roos will compete in Everything from the ever-grow- years of TV rights. However, it doesn’t seem likely Relays April 21-24. D.C. Okon- the Arkansas Twilight April 30. ing cage fighting to the America’s Network intentions are to make to be happening any time soon. ta was the top finisher for the Cup sailing competition is broad- money through advertising dollars [email protected] 22

Forum www.unews.com April 26, 2010 Not politically correct, just correct and academia specifically, we feel been the adoption by many uni- unconstitutional in this country. Or try suggesting that biologi- the need to constantly enforce versities of “speech codes” ban- Deplorable as the curtailment cal differences between men and strict adherence to the orthodoxy ning certain types of speech of free speech is, it is only the tip women might give workers of of political correctness? which most of us find offensive of the iceberg where the negative different genders aptitudes for According to the National (i.e. racist, sexist and anti-gay impacts of political correctness different types of jobs and see if Council for Research on Women, speech). are concerned. you are not reflexively labeled as political correctness (PC) can Our neighbors to the north have At its core, political correct- sexist. be defined as, “a term which de- taken the matter a step further, ness is almost always dishonest. Ask Charles Murray and Rich- notes language, ideas, policies criminalizing certain unpopular It involves a deliberate distor- ard J. Herrnstein, authors of “The and behavior seen as seeking to opinions. tion of reality, so as to avoid of- Bell Curve,” how their research minimize social and institutional Syndicated Columnist Mark fending some group that has been into differences in IQ between offense.” Steyn is the most prominent vic- historically victimized (or claims races was received by their col- EVAN HELMUTH EVAN Common Sense The origins of PC can be traced tim of Canada’s hate speech law. to have been). leagues in Black Studies depart- easily to the “New Left” (i.e. hip- The reason George Orwell’s ments. ho will support pies) of the 1960s and ’70s and “At its core, political masterpieces “1984” and “Animal The academy is, by definition, me in starting some would argue earlier. correctness is almost Farm” resonate so greatly with so supposed to be a place of free in- a E u r o p e a n Sometime in the ’70s, many many readers is they address the quiry and the free exchange of American Stu- (though not all) of the flower chil- always dishonest.” fundamental tyranny and dishon- ideas. d e n t U n i o n ? dren graduated college and were esty of totalitarian dogmas which America is, by constitutional Do WI have any takers? faced with the rude reality they leave no room for dissent. amendment and Supreme Court How about some founding mem- had to get jobs. After a rather protracted fight Political correctness is a per- edict, a country in which speech bers of the UMKC men’s center? A significant portion of the in the press, two separate semi- fect example. that does not incite violence can’t We could watch ESPN in be- hippies chose to spend their ca- judicial “human rights tribunals” In our society, PC has made be criminalized. tween hands of poker and drinking reers in academia as professors declined to find Steyn guilty of a it nearly impossible to honestly Any rule or regulation that pro- whiskey straight, all while smok- and administrators. crime in their 2008 rulings. discuss issues of race or (in fewer hibits the expression of an opinion ing cigars. They took their politics and es- Any simpleton ought to be cases) gender. because it is likely to offend some- There would be no high-heels pecially their political correctness able to see that banning unpopu- If you disagree, ask one time one therefore has no place in our or gossip about your co-workers with them. lar opinions because they offend Supreme Court hopeful Robert society and especially not in our allowed. One of the most notable out- the majority is reprehensible and, Bork how his opposition to affir- universities. Why is it in society generally, comes of this phenomenon has thankfully, generally considered mative action worked out for him. [email protected]

Let’s be real for a sec through the line at Wal-Mart or wher- or “Keep your head up, it can always be The administration actually made it ever you shop, does the cashier say with worse,” or “Hey, don’t fail that test!” easier on us last semester and provided such noncommittal complacency, “Did I challenge you to use your words. us the ability to do it online. you find everything you were look- Don’t just sputter the superficial But guess what? ing for today?” I mean, he/she doesn’t pre-recording in your brain you’ve We, as students with a voice didn’t even look at you while saying it, like a been using all these years. use them! pre-conditioned response drilled in to Be real and be real with me. Well, I sure did. them like a robot in training. Don’t sugarcoat it or give me any fluff. The school wants to hear about Oh, and they are not even waiting what I think about our faculty? for the answer by the way. Are you kidding? NIKKI BOMGARDNER “I would much rather you be I would just like to say back one real with me and say, ‘You I could write a novel and I’m usu- I can’t stand fake people. day, to see what they say, “Why? Are ally sitting there for about 15 minutes I scream on the inside when pass- you gonna go look for it for me?” or look like a mess today, what attempting to. ersby say, “How are you?” The same “Why? Are you gonna call someone the hell happened to you?’ But I notice most of my classmates goes for when they are the first words over to go hunt for it and make the 10 or ‘Your skin is extra clear don’t! What the hell? out of people’s mouths when you meet people standing in line behind me wait We are paying them to teach us. them. while they ‘accidentally’ ram me in the today, what have you been You better take the time and tell them Do you really care how I am? I’m a rear with their shopping carts willing using?’” what you think or they’re gonna keep single mom with three daughters who me to move on?” some of those worthless teachers is working and going to school full- I don’t think so. around semester after semester tor- time. How do you think I am? Do you Please don’t ask, because you really Because I can guarantee, if you ask, turing the next round of students. want the real answer to that question? don’t care, do you? I’ll tell you like it is. Just marking “excellent” in every Because we could be standing here for And there has to be something bet- Think my writing sucks? Let me box to get through it? Shame on you! a minute. ter than “have a great day” or “take know! Excuse me, but I’m gonna be real. I would much rather you be real care.” Think I should shower more? I re- I’m not perfect and I make mis- with me and say, “You look like a mess Do you really care if I have a great ally hope you tell me that one. takes. I’m human. today, what the hell happened to you?” day? Probably not. Who are we if we aren’t being real? But you will always know where or “Your skin is extra clear today, what It’s just a filler, a superficial exit Talking heads wandering the streets you stand with me, I will always tell it have you been using?” for people who can’t think of anything with no substantial thoughts or ideas in like it is and I will always love fiercely Let’s just stop the entire superficial better to say. our noggins to contribute? with my heart on my sleeve. B.S. please. One day I would just love to hear, Teacher evaluations have just been What about you? More fakeness: Why when you go “Hey, good luck on your next article,” passed around. [email protected] 23 www.unews.com Forum April 26, 2010 College smollege ... Word on CampusInterviewed by NILA HALL knowledge? What’s your stance on the red-light the masses with a little more confi- students a sense of real-world jour- dence, but the grand total of two re- nalism. cameras and how would you feel if they porting classes I have been required That’s the way professors were were on intersections near campus? to take didn’t do much to improve at my previous college and that’s the my skills. way every editor I have ever had is. I The UMKC website does say a don’t really understand this bull crap journalism minor is offered. Turns of babying the students. out, that just means journalism is a All I have to say is students very minor concern when it comes to should be prepared for a big shocker the educations offered here. once in the big, bad world of journal- Thank God I took several jour- ism. nalism classes before I transferred, While UMKC has missed the ALEXIA STOUT-LANG ALEXIA Stout’s Shouts completed two internships and mark on many things (like offering worked at newspapers over the past simple classes covering photojour- I hate wasting time. five years. nalism, Sunshine Law or specialized My days are scheduled to the reporting skills), it has taught me one minute. Those detailed schedules for “All I have to say is very important lesson. my packed-full days are made weeks That lesson learned is to have a in advance and are not often wavered students should be passion for my community. from. prepared for a big Having feelings, being able to That’s the way I like it. shocker once in the big, connect with real people, is what “I think it’s a great idea because “I think it’s a smart idea and it’ll These tendencies also make me makes a good journalist. I can’t be a it’ll reduce accidents for our definitely improve safety on bad world of journalism.” good advocate for the truth if I don’t rather goal oriented. I set goals, I amazing student leaders.” campus. I’m just curious about meet them and the process begins care about the truth. I can’t help where the money is coming again. bring light to the issues that trouble With graduation only two weeks communities if I don’t care enough from.” away, I don’t feel like I have spent Otherwise, I would expect pro- to notice them. spective employers to do nothing Show me a journalist who does STEPHEN TERRY MATTHEW PRYOR my time well or that I am accom- Graduate Student Junior plishing much. more than laugh in my face when I not give a crap about what he/she is Educational Leadership Communication Studies My first degree, in Liberal Arts, ask for a job. writing and I will show you a jour- gave me a sense of comfort knowing Despite the tuition I have paid, nalist who isn’t worth the inches in I had learned a little something about UMKC has not exactly inspired me the paper he/she fills with words. many things that would help me in to become an all-star journalist. Nor No matter where I go or what the real world. has this university given me the tools I do, I will always be a reporter at Now, preparing to walk on stage to do so. heart. to accept a piece of paper with my In fact, I was losing all hope of But when I march across that name and Communication Studies taking any hardcore journalism stage May 7, I will be thinking of written on it, I don’t feel any more classes until this semester when I myself as graduating into a life of trained in a specialized field than signed up to take Robert Unger’s being an engaged citizen. I can only I did when I first stepped into a reporting class. With a militaristic hope I am prepared enough to be a UMKC classroom. firmness and a strong will for stu- journalist as well. Sure, I can probably speak to dents to succeed, Unger gives his [email protected]

What do you think? “It’ll make it more difficult to “I think it’s a good idea, cameras turn off Volker unless they are a good idea. Kansas City is 98 change the light on the side percent more dangerous than streets to keep students safe. It is other cities.” Did you fill out your teacher evaluations? OK with me.”

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A B MORALES from page 9 morning. And then you do it again. We are like little hamsters in our she has played. But she particularly wheels just running and running.” enjoyed appearing in “Pericles.” In the end, she said it is worth it. “I got the opportunity to play She credits her company of fellow Thaisa, which is a role I could never actors as her drive to keep going. play right now in real life because I “You can’t say, ‘I’m tired’ or ‘I look too young,” she said. feel sick,’ because it’s all about ev- With so many opportunities and eryone else,” Morales said. “What such a wide range of experiences of- drives me is my classmates because fered at UMKC, Morales said she is I know they need me just as much as glad she has been able to study here. I need them.” “This program, I feel, inspires Enjoying the escapism she gets you to be a better person,” she said. to experience while playing a role “Just because they say, ‘Look out- on stage, she also recognizes acting side. See how beautiful it is. Now, let is a sacred art form passed down for that inspire your work.’” generations that must be learned and But, Morales does admit the pro- perfected. gram has its challenges. “Real people are engaging and “This is actor boot camp,” she that’s who we are,” Morales said. said. “You wake up at 7:30 in the “Being able to represent them is the morning and you go work out. And real gift.” you are literally up until 1 in the [email protected]

FERGUSON from page 9 “It was such a joy and so much fun.” In a field of work that requires ar- Moday’s puzzle solved UMKC Theatre productions includ- tistic expression and creativity, Fer- ing Claudio in “Measure for Mea- guson looks to his fellow actors for sure,” Damis in “Tartuffe,” The inspiration. Writer in a Tennessee Williams’ one “I love watching actors,” he said. act titled “The Lady of Larkspur Lo- “It’s so surreal to realize this is the tion,” Captain Brice in “Arcadia” art form. This is how we are living and Junkie in “The Spook Show” our lives.” and Spooky Dog in “Spooky Dog While Ferguson said he enjoys and The Teen-Age Gang Mysteries.” being able to play someone else on Currently, he is playing Si- stage without facing the consequenc- fiso in “Train to 2010,” a UMKC es that go along with the character’s student production about two actions, he believes acting goes be- common laborers trapped on yond what happens on stage. a fast-moving train to 2010. “Acting is not just about improv- Out of all the characters he has ing yourself on stage,” he said. “It’s played, he enjoyed playing Damis in also about improving your life. Im- “Tartuffe” the most. proving yourself as a person.” “I loved that role,” Ferguson said. [email protected]

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