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This Newspaper is brought to you for free and open access by the Associated Students of the University of Montana (ASUM) at ScholarWorks at University of Montana. It has been accepted for inclusion in Montana Kaimin, 1898-present by an authorized administrator of ScholarWorks at University of Montana. For more information, please contact [email protected]. Montana Inside: •Anything but beauty school dropouts. Page 6 •Streakers, library aroma highlight police blotter. Page 8 • Women’s soccer team snatches Big Sky title. of University news ______Page 10 Our 100th year, Issue 41 KaiminKaimin is a Salish word for messages Thursday, November 13,1997 Union trims cash from equipment budget, saves classes

University administrators also es. should be able to sign up for S o ig a L ee lion dollar shortfall is a tempo­ rary fix to a big problem, some have come up with an addi­ UM faculty won’t receive classes as planned with Dial- K a im in Reporter administrators say. tional $136,000 to fund cours­ money to upgrade or replace BEAR. their computers this year, and But there are no guarantees UM was able to cut comers The University Teachers’ purchases of most new equip­ that UM won’t end up in the this week and come up with Union agreed to trim away e s one of those unpleas­ ment like overhead projectors, same situation next semester, enough money to save more $350,000 from the university’s ant, unfortunate choices,” said microscopes and pottery McBroom said. And some than 100 classes from being instructional equipment bud­ William McBroom, chair of the intersession courses may still shaved from the spring sched­ get and from the faculty com­ University Teachers’ Union. wheels will be put on hold. be cut from the schedule. ule. puting fund to cover the short­ “But this will open up the Spring registration started But covering the half-a-mil- fall and to pay for the classes. lion’s share of expected cours­ Wednesday, and students S e e “c la s s e s ” p a g e 8

Pumpkin pranksters Remembering ... gourd Main Hall again

Daniel Roberts K a im in Reporter

University Police thought they had foiled the pump­ kin prankster this year after Halloween came and went and no new gourds had been added to the top of Main Hall. But Wednesday they were dismayed to find out that the prank had only been delayed for two weeks. Sometime between Monday night and Wednesday morning, two new pumpkins were mysteriously placed on Main Hall’s roof. Police are upset but said the new pumpkins will not be as much trouble to remove as last year’s addition, still visible on top of the clock tower. Director of Campus Security Ken Willett said he is frustrated because he thought his office had beaten the hooligans this year.

e just weren’t ready for a WVeterans Day pumpkin. ” —Ken Willett, Director o f Cam pus Security

“Halloween was a couple of weeks ago. I just don’t get it,” Willett said. “We protected Main Hall on Regan M. deVictoria/ For the Kaimin Halloween. We just weren’t ready for a Veterans Day pumpkin.” GENERAL L. MCINTYRE, head of the Montana Department of Disabled American Veterans, remem­ Campus Security guarded Main Hall this Halloween bers fallen comrades at the Missoula Court House onVeterans Day. by assigning three students to spend the night inside the clock tower on Oct. 30 and 31. “That worked, but it’s something we obviously can’t do year around,” Willett said. UM officials considered several methods to remove Campus phone books roll off presses the pumpkin last year but decided all the plans were either too expensive or too dangerous and left it there five-month process that started last June when Josh Pichler to rot away. But Facilities Services Director Hugh Jesse Human Resources compiled an updated list of Kaimin Reporter said they won’t have a problem getting the new ones employees. It didn’t end until Sept. 25, when the down. Reaching out to touch someone at UM will be a Registrar’s Office sent McCann the final list of “Yes, this one’s doable,” Jesse said. “We might just be little easier starting today. enrolled students. able to lean out the window and get it with a board. If On Wednesday 7,000 1997-98 campus tele­ With the help of CIS, McCann pulled the infor­ that doesn’t work we will find something else. They are phone directories were delivered to the UM mation together for the faculty/staff and student not that high up.” Physical Plant. They will be distributed campus­ sections of the phone book. She typed in the wide today. departmental listings herself. Barbara McCann, administrative assistant for The separate sections of the phone book were University Communications, said another 7,000 sent to North Winds Printing in Great Falls. phone books will be delivered to the Physical North Winds is contractually obligated to finish Plant today. the phone books 45 days after the last section of UM’s switchboard operators will likely, benefit the phone book is sent, McCann said. the most from today’s distribution. Jeaninne Despite the long wait for the phone books and Garrin, administrative assistant for the fact that classes started three months ago, CIS/Telepnbne Services, said these operators field Telephone Services supervisor Judy Holbrook thousands of calls every day from students and said her department hasn’t gotten many com­ administrators looking for phone numbers. plaints. Garrin said the new phone books will lighten “We don’t get complaints so much as we get that load, especially for late-night operators who queries about when the books will be ready,” field a majority of the queries. Holbrook said. “It’s such a large process. (The “It helps tremendously, especially for operators delay) is not a matter of somebody typing in all of on the 4 p.m.-to-midnight shift,” Garrin said. the names as it is pulling the names from differ­ “When the offices on campus close, the switch­ ent databases.” JefTTurman/Kaimin board is the only place people can get informa­ Students can pick up the phone books in the TWO NEW pumpkins adorn the spires of Main Hall in the tion.” Mansfield Library lobby, the Registrar’s Office, latest fruity prank. McCann said creating the phone books is a dorm buildings and the University Center. 2 Montana Kalmln, Thursday, November 13,1997 Opinion Advising appointment with an ex-convict

With one semester to go before getting his system? That’s where they put all the Ex-con: Whoa! Forget that crap! What sociology degree, Chad Loren Student: Um, well, I guess. I Column by crazy old wolves. Why a you need to do is get yourself convicted had an important advising appointment mean, it was a good introduc­ young lick like yourself in a liberal state with one of those cushy scheduled with the department chair, Dr. tion to how the system works wouldn’t make it a week work furlough programs. I know a guy Jack Inglehoffer. B ut instead o f meeting and... with those sick animals. You who walked away from highway duty with Dr. Inglehoffer, Chad enters the Ex-con: (Flips into unexpected need to get into one of the just as plain as day. professor’s office and finds him self face- rage) Ah! So you had an intro­ double cells on the ground Student: (Thoroughly confused) Oh, I to-face with his new adviser: 300-pound duction to the system, eh? floor. With the sink and toi­ see. Well, thanks, uh, Mitch. Maybe I Mitch Reynolds, a former inmate at vari­ Well, how was it? My introduc­ let. It’s almost like being at should just ask Dr. Inglehoffer about ous federal penitentiaries where he tion was called “Burgers home. this later. I should really get going. served time for a litany o f violent offenses Before Bedtime,” because Student: (Confused) Um, Ex-con: Whoa! Don’t you need your dating back to the late 70s. lb see what every Sunday I had to steal a OK But I really don’t think advising number? happens, read on: pound of hamburger from the it’s the same thing. Student: Oh yeah. What is it? kitchen for my cellmate to put Ex-con: Well, it doesn’t mat­ Ex-con: Let’s arm wrestle! Student: (Standing in doorway) Excuse inside his pillowcase. And it Thomas ter. If they want you bad Student: What? Can’t you just give me me, but I had an advising appointment wasn’t for sleeping! Anyway, enough they’ll get you dur­ my advising number? with Professor Inglehoffer. Is he in? Fd work in the kitchen all Mullen ing rec. time, anyway. You Ex-con: I will, but first you gotta Ex-con: No he’s not, but Fm handling Sunday with the fresh ham­ ever had a daddy turn you arm wrestle me for it! Let’s go, his appointments today. My name is burger taped to my chest and out?. Student: No! Mitch. Go ahead and take a seat. then just before lights out, Fd have to Student: No. But there’s this professor Ex-con: Well maybe this will change Student: Uh, OK. (Sits) Fm Chad. Are change the old hamburger for the new who’s been acting strangely and I was your mind! (Draws a huge serrated you with the sociology department? supply. And since I couldn’t throw the thinking about writing Dr. Inglehoffer a piece o f glass from desk drawer and Ex-con: Me? Hell, no. Actually, Fve been old hamburger out, Fd have to eat it all letter about some things Fve witnessed holds it threateningly in Chad’s face). in the university’s “Reach Out” right there in front of him before I went over the last year. Student: Oh my God! work program since I was released from to bed. How do you like that system? I Ex-con: Well, you may want to think on Ex-con: Now you be cool and don’t go prison not too long ago. You know, the bet you didn’t study that system in your that. You’ve only got one semester yelling or anything. Nobody can hear university is really doing some good class! left at this school, and it might be foolish you anyway. I just want to clear up a few things for former prisoners. We all really Student: (Visibly shaken) Please don’t to go getting slack-jawed this close to things and then we can go over your for­ appreciate it. hurt me! your release date. When I was at Sing eign language requirements. Then, Student: (Frightened stare and a long, Ex-con: (Calm again) Oh, Fm not gonna Sing, we had this short-timer who was maybe, we could start dating. uncomfortable silence) hurt you, fish. Tm here to help you. scheduled to blow the joint in one week. Student: Oh, God! Ex-con: Um, yeah. Well, first thing’s You’re about to graduate! Now what par­ But instead of passing his last week qui­ Ex-con: Now you be quiet! I told you first. Let’s take a look at your records. ticular questions about the school’s cred­ etly, he started mouthing off and got once, Fm not gonna hurt you. I care (Gets Chad’s file and begins rifling it requirements do you have? stuck like a freshwater catfish just one about you. Hell, with a little kick at the through paperwork.) Ah, yes! Student: Um, I guess Fm confused day before he was supposed to be a free end of this semester, you could graduate Pretty good GPAhere, Chad. Looks like about how many more upper-level class­ man: with honors. (Pauses) Boy, I wish you you did really well in this class es I need. Student: That makes sense, I guess. was wearin’ shorts! here, called “Sociology of Corrections.” Ex-con: (Laughing) Well, if this univer­ (Long pause) Listen, Fve also been Student: God! Hmm... that sounds very interesting. So sity is anything like Attica was, you thinking about my internship. See, I did you learn a lot about the corrections Ex-con: Shut up! Now what’s it gonna don’t want anything on the upper levels! have this uncle who owns a... be, fish? It’s your move. Your move... Letters to the Editor

Get a clue dent loans like everybody else, ters program while working drop in the bucket of what the make the or heaven forbid, let them work and taking out loans. Now, I am cost of graduate school and law grade, let it their way through school.” acquiring loans that will school is, but it has helped. This not be Dear Editor, These views expressed by amount to over $30,000 to fin­ waiver helps a segment of the because you This is in response to a letter Mr. Rogers are blatantly false ish law school, while yes, again population that remains one of have to work written by Mr. John Rogers perceptions of the distorted who sadly voiced his ignorant working. My GPA has remained the poorest in the state and or take out reality that Mr. Rogers lives in. above a 3.00 for almost every faces the biggest hurdles enter­ views to the rest of the campus I am of Native American her­ loans, let it not 1 semester I have been in school. ing the university system, espe­ be because you population. Mr. Rogers believes itage. I obtained a BA, MS, and I was not singled out because I cially when they are constantly feel you always “all” Native Americans get to go I am currently working on the to school for free up to the doc­ am Native American to be assaulted by the bigotry and deserve what others receive, second year of a law degree admitted to graduate school or misperceptions of other stu­ toral level. Further, Native here at UM. I worked my way and let it not be because you law school God and hard work dents as Mr. Rogers so finely are too bigoted, lazy or stupid to Americans “don’t have to worry through my undergraduate about minimum GPA require­ have taken care of me. displayed. educate yourself on the issues studies and never received ANY When I entered graduate Someday enough people like ments for graduate or law support from anyone but my before you speak. school, I first received the yourself may band together and school admissions, they need family and my own efforts. I only apply.” Native American Fee Waiver take this fee waiver away. Let Matt Johnson made it through a forestry mas- and I still do today. It is only a He says, “let them get stu­ it not be because you cannot second-year law student

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Dear Editor, Homeowners who have no c ^ 8 The City Council changed that assurance that the house next Did I really say that? to provide any number of unre­ door will not be converted into (“Homeowners upset by stu­ lated persons could occupy a a rental with no limits on the dent crowding,” Montana residence as long as they were number of occupants or on National News Kaimin, October 10,1997). I a “single housekeeping unit.” did speak with a Kaimin maintenance and safety will That opened the possibility of eventually move, leaving reporter; we did talk about high-density rentals existing behind an increasingly degen­ crowding in the University next to what had previously erating neighborhood. If the A pill to fight baldness? area; and we did talk about been considered single-family Kaimin editors believe that is students; but the manner in residences. This one change a benefit to students, I simply FDA panel decides Thursday which all of that was present­ gutted single-family zoning in do not follow their logic. ed in the Kaimin left me won­ Missoula. Not to worry, City Sincerely, WASHINGTON (AP) — Popping a pill to regrow hair? dering whether the reporter Council said, we will imple­ It sounds too good to be true, but balding men may soon and I had ever been in the ment new regulations to make get that option. Richard M. Baskett same room. Before my state­ certain that there are reason­ The Food and Drug Administration’s scientific advis­ President, University Area ments spawn any more misdi­ able limits on how many per­ ers will decide Thursday whether to let Merck & Co. sell rected editorials as subse­ Homeowners Association sons can live in a single-family the first anti-baldness pill to American men. quently appeared in the residence, and those new regu­ Merck s Propecia is a once-a-day pill that promises to Kaimin, in which UAHA was lations will be adopted within dubbed “elitist,” let me state Get the facts straight help regrow hair — and prevent more from falling out —■ 45 days. That was in January by suppressing a hormone that shrinks hair follicles. my position in my own words. 1996. It is now October 1997, Dear Editor, Propecia actually is a lower dose of a popular drug The University Area almost two years later, and I, too, disagree with Darin Homeowners Association is not City Council has done nothing. that men already use for enlarged prostates, called Tompt’s ideology regarding Proscar. asking the city to limit the The UAHA proposal would homosexuals and child moles­ number of students who can help students. UAHA has And although women suffer hair loss, too, Merck says ters. While Tompt’s concern live in a residence. UAHA is researched and submitted to Propecia can never be used by them — the threat of for children’s welfare is honor­ asking that the city adopt City Council for its considera­ birth defects is too great. able, I do not agree that homo­ as it said it would — reason­ tion, rules that would address Merck on Thursday will show the FDA’s scientific sexuals pose an automatic risk able occupancy and use regula­ many of the concerns regard­ to public safety and challenge advisers studies of 1,553 men that found 86 percent of tions. These regulations ing density, parking and safety his bigotry with statistical those who took Propecia grew more hair or maintained would, among other things, that were raised during the fact. Mike Scolotti, a therapist the amount they had, compared with just 42 percent of govern the number of occu­ debate over the family defini­ for SABER, Sexual Abuser men who took a dummy pill. pants in a residence, but tion. One of the provisions Behavior Evaluation and The big question for the FDA panel, whose advice the would not single out students. would require licensing of Recovery, states that there is government typically follows, is whether using a pill The way the Kaimin presented landlords, who would either no more prevalence toward the story, it appeared UAHA have to be present in Missoula that affects hormones is safe for a simply cosmetic prob­ pedophile behavior for either lem. was seeking rules that would or have an agent in Missoula. homosexuals or heterosexuals. apply to students but no one The purpose of this would be Merck says side effects included decreased libido and Over the last year, Scolotti else. Thus, Ben Darrow, to ensure that rentals met impotence in 2 percent of the men who took Propecia. counseled 300 male offenders ASUM’s student political basic safety requirements and and ONLY four of this group action director, is quoted as to ensure there would not be are homosexual. In other saying ASUM would fight any overcrowding. This program words, homosexuals constitute Man dies after winning plan that singles out students would be funded by the licens­ 1.3 percent of sexual abusers and expresses his faith that ing fee. If implemented, this in Montana today. banjo competition City Council would not enact proposal would provide better, We are all witness to the laws that would “discriminate safer housing for students. For rising intolerance toward peo­ BURLINGTON, W.Va. (AP) — A 21-year-old banjo against an entire class of peo­ this, UAHA is labeled “elitist” ple.” But that is not the case. by the Kaimin? ple with opposing lifestyles player collapsed and died after winning a music compe­ and opinions. And yet, diversi­ tition. UAHA is seeking regulations The UAHA proposal is ty is as much American as the that would apply to everyone, designed to provide a good Cory Staggs, who had a heart condition, was back- freedom of speech extended to not just to students. environment for everyone. stage when he was named winner of the Mid-Atlantic Darin Tbmpt. How did we get to this The UAHA proposal is merely Fiddle and Banjo Championships in Cumberland. Sincerely, point? In January 1996, the to provide a reasonable set of Winded from his “Dueling Banjos” performance, he Missoula City Council effec­ rules to govern occupancy and was unable to go on-stage to accept the trophy. He col­ tively repealed the family defi­ use of residences in areas Amy Waddell lapsed, then died on his way to a hospital. nition, which had provided graduate student, geology zoned for single-family hous­ “He never played better,” said his mother, Sharon that in areas zoned as single ing. Tb proceed in the haphaz­ Staggs. family residential, a residence ard fashion of the present situ- “He played so fast I couldn’t keep up.” Staggs was born with a heart condition that caused shortness of breath and blood clotting.

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A HAIR-RAISING JOB

TARA GAS WING patiently waits through the hours of wrapping for her first perm ever.

Students learn to make the cut at beautg school

Sometimes a student tugs too hard on a sons for studying the art of good looks. Murphy affectionately refers to her man­ mannequin’s hair and the plastic head pops Adam Brusca was bribed. nequin family as George. off its stand and rolls across the linoleum. “My father said, ‘If you go to school I’ll pay The school’s mascot, so-to-speak, is The rest of the class laughs. half for a new car,m Brusca says. TVampolina, a mannequin whose makeup At Mr. Rich’s Beauty College this is called So beauty school it was for Brusca, who has been spiced up with a black marker. Marie Antoinette syndrome. wants to become a barber. His father wasn’t TVampolina has had her hair pulled and But rolling heads are just part of the regi­ a bit surprised either, Brusca says. twisted so many times she has bald spots. men for students enrolled in eight weeks of When the burly 20-year-old isn’t at Mr. But that’s what makes her special, Dix says. intensive training at the Missoula college. Rich’s, he is working on cars. Standing more Students have been practicing on Trimming, twisting, bobbing, curling, clip­ than 6 feet tall, Brusca towers over his pri­ TVampolina from the start. ping, combing, coloring, stripping, styling, marily female classmates. He is one of two But spending hours on end with a man­ shortening, spraying, washing, rinsing, ring­ men taking the eight-week training course. nequin has its downfalls. ing. Day in and day out, students at the col­ “It’s always good when we get a little Dix says she remembers one of the first lege take in a diet of beauty-how-to. testosterone in here,” says Jennifer Dix, an things she did after she got her license to Before even stepping onto the floor of the instructor at the school. work in a salon. She didn’t take her certifi­ salon, the students must prove they have cate and go out looking to lop off hair. what it takes to clasp the clippers and come Instead she ran over her mannequin. up with a masterpiece. “We get so sick of them that after classes, Tucked away in the back room of the we run over them with our cars,” Dix says. South Avenue cosmetology school, 10 stu­ dents sit in metal desks, flipping through Taking the plunge “Milady’s” standard textbook on hairstyle as After completing eight weeks in the class­ an instructor writes on a dry-erase board, room, students move to one of the 37 stations showing them the best way to “slice a pin at Mr. Rich’s where they have the opportuni­ curl.” ty to work on real people. A host of plastic heads line the back of Out on the floor, students have to know the room. Combs and curlers rest on the the lingo. If they don’t, they are fined by countertop next to each of the hair-covered their instructors. Here’s the creed: Wash mannequins. Mirrors blanket the back wall, your clothes, shampoo your hair. Dye your and the smell of perfumed aerosol and per­ Please pass the plastic clothes, color your hair. Pluck your chicken, manent solution hangs in the air. Students who study at Mr. Rich’s fork over tweeze your eyebrows. And above all it’s a more than $4,700 in tuition for their train­ hairstyle, not a hairdo. Welcome class ing. Included in the cost of classes are three John Bennett has been cutting hair at Mr. Eighteen-year-old Mary Margaret Murphy mannequins, curlers, multiple toothy combs Rich’s for the past six months, and he knows rattles off the scientific angles for a shag, a and brushes, a manicure set and textbooks. the beauty buzzwords. Globbing a runny short-cut and for hair all the same length. But the crux of cosmetology comes with gray concoction on the hair of the lady seated She doesn’t even look at her textbook. practice, and that practice only comes from in his chair, Bennett says coloring peoples’ Murphy knows her stuff. It’s almost time endless hours spent working on the plastic hair is the best part of beauty. for midterms and if she does well and com­ mannequins. Like artists at their easels, the “It’s fun to take someone and change their pletes another four weeks in the classroom, students fuss with their mannequins. Their whole personality,” he says. Murphy can make her way to the floor of Mr. hair is a combination of real hair, imported Bennett says once he gets his license, he Rich’s. from China, and synthetic fibers. The female wants to finish up his political science and For now the Hellgate High School gradu­ faces are painted with ‘70s blue eyeshadow history degrees at UM. But for now, beauty ate practices her trimming techniques on her and pursed pink lips. The male mannequins college is the place to be, he says, running friends, her classmates and her mannequin. have long thick dark hair and five o’clock his fingers through the blond buttery locks of “They ask me not to cut their ears off,” shadows. the lady seated in front of him. Murphy says of the only request she gets Brusca has named his mannequins Larry, “This is one of the few jobs where I from her current clientele. Darrell and Darrell. Another student named haven’t gotten yelled at for talking too Everyone at Mr. Rich’s has their own rea­ her set of ladies Macaroni and Cheese. much,” he says. “I like it around here.” M ontana Kaimln, Thursday, November 13,1997 7

Story by SONJA LEE Photos by KIM EISELEIN

Pictured from top to bottom: STEPHANIE GARRETT paints Carol Gaswing’s hair with a lighter color. ERIN MARX trims her cuticles after learning the basics of a manicure min­ utes earlier. THE BEGINNING of beauty school entails class­ room work for eight weeks. These students were prac­ ticing for their midterm exams next week. 8 Montana Kaimin, Thursday, November 13,1997 Streakers, two-by-four wielder and library toker

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B en H a rw o o d accounted for 13-15 free throw shooting 14, but never any closer. take time. Kaimin Sports Reporter in the half. Olson finished with 15 Two Robbie Christiaens’ jumpers "Rome wasn’t built in a day,” Taylor points. killed their final run. Christiaens tallied said. "We’re going to have to build a little The men’s basketball team proved By the time the first half buzzer eight points in the second half, 10 in the bit of patience in our psyche as we go that a pack of Grizzlies could dominate sounded, the Griz had a.54-32 lead. game. Cory Reiser added 13 points. along here.” the Great Russian Bear, as Montana “I thought that we did all the right Although the Griz limited their oppo­ overwhelmed the Russian Central Army things to get a big lead,” said head coach nent to just 36.9 percent from the field, Blaine Taylor. “I don’t know what more I they continued to miss short jumpers and Sports Club-Duble 89-69. Russia Central Army (68) Ryan Dick led a balanced Griz attack could have asked first half.” finished at 45.9 percent from the field. Stepankov 1-1 0-2 2, Scrobot 2-11 0-0 5, Bezrodnov 8- with 19 points and nine rebounds. By Although the Griz would lead comfort­ The Griz also allowed 11 offensive the time Dick had thundered through his ably throughout the game, they had trou­ rebounds in the second half, 16 for the Savkov 1-5 0-0 2, Grauzdev 0-0 0-0 0, Orlov 3-11 3-3 second straight breakaway dunk, the ble putting the team of mostly 17 and 18- game. year-olds away. Montana (89) Griz had established a comfortable 17-3 "We need to more consistently rebound Seidensticker 3-8 2-2 8, Dick 8-11 7-1019, Olson 1 -8 After an Olson putback, the Russian the ball,” Taylor said. "For the life of me, 1 13-1515, BowirO-3 OO 0, Reiser 5-8 3-413, Wa/hank lead with 13:12 to play in the first half. 2-4 2-2 7, Christiaans 4-5 2-210, Williams 1-2 0-0 3, Foul trouble plagued the Russian squad went on a 14-6 run to open the sec­ cannot figure out how we cannot get ond half bringing the score to 62-48. squad throughout the first half, leading more rebounds out of our small for­ Three-point goals — Krasnikov 2, Scrobot. Bezrodov 4, The Griz quickly recovered and coun­ Meteshkin, Orlov, Warhank, Williams. to 29 free throw attempts in the first wards.” stanza for the Griz, who connected on 25 tered with their own 14-5 run, extending Although the Griz turned it over 20 Rebounds — Russia 38 (Bezrodnov 9), UM 44 (Dick, the lead to 76-53. Olson 9). of them. Junior center Bob Olson times, Taylor says that more consistency The Russians would again get to with will help fix the mistakes, but that it will

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Soccer team streaks past Weber for title

Ben Harwood I < ' Despite winning the Big (_ V/. Kaimin Sports Reporter ______Sky regular-season and topr- nament titles and finishing There was nothing normal about the the season on an 11-game : ■ UM soccer team’s 4-2 win over Weber State last Sunday. c&r team fededto-receive an; | Before the game, two die-hard fans .; at-large bidto the NGAA/>l I; -:l braved the cold November air and .Championships. | streaked across South Campus Field, Tuesday, the NCAA wearing nothing but stockings over announced the field of teams their heads except for one who was that would compete in the tourney, and Montana’s name wearing a jockstrap. was not called. ;■ 4 / / The home attendance record was ."Fm disappmnted that the shattered and reached more than 1000. season is over,” said head Weber State, unlike most Big Sky coach Betsy Duerksen, who teams, did not wilt at South Campus led the team to a.16-6 overall Field. record. Tm disappointed that Oh yeah, and the Grizzlies won the , Fm not going to be practicing' first-ever Big Sky Tournament with the girls* Vv Championship. Winning the Big Sky “It feels awesome,” junior forward Tbumament did not give the Sara Overgaag said about being the Griz an automatic berth to Big Sky Champions. “This is like the the field of 32 teams. And because half of the field is best feeling ever.” determined by automatic “It’s excellent,” said Griz goalkeeper bids, the Griz were among Railene Thorson, who gave up just five dozens of teams competing :/ goals at the field all season. “I’ve been for cmly 15 at-large bids. waiting for (the Big Sky Brace Ely/Kaimin “I think that itfs fair and ", Championship) for four years.” legitimate thatwedidn^t get Goalkeeper coach Eric Oman, who RACHEL KRILEY and Stacy Forslund celebrate after winning the Big Sky Conference (a bid),* DimAaen 8ajd. Championship 4-2 against Weber State on Sunday. was on a national championship team Only four teams from the at Indiana, had trouble putting his West Region received tourney invites. And since the Griz emotions into words. from the right corner. The win capped four years of hard did not post a win oyer a top “It’s an incredible experience,” said Two minutes into the second half, work for the Grizzlies. Oman as he held the championship tro­ 1 j25 team, Duerksen knew ‘ Wildcat forward Celeste Collins slid a “Being here with all my friends and that the chances of receiving phy. “It’s an amazing feeling.” low shot less than two feet wide of the winning this with everyone, that’s a bid weren't very good.* UM started the championship game left goalpost. important to me. It’s But despite not receiving a by getting on the board early. One minute later, great,” said league MVP bid, this season was arguably " Stacy Forslund and Overgaag scored she didn’t m iss as eing here with all Lisa Oyen, who played the most successful season, goals for the Griz in the first five min­ she redirected a Bmy friends and with a deep thigh bruise ever for the 4-year-old pro­ utes. Mary Bates’ shot winning this with on her right leg. “It’s the gram. After two near m isses by the Griz greatest feeling right ‘’Forget about wins and past Thorson, cutting everyone, that’s that would have blown the game open, the Griz lead to 3-2. now.” losses,* said Duerksen after Sunday's game. “This team ^ the cold, swirling wind helped Weber Throughout the important to me. It’s has been so fun to work with get on the board. G riz n o tes rest of the second great. ” ; intm m sof their-work rate I Wildcat forward Melanie Miller The Grizzlies placed half, both teams and their abilityto improve. launched a knuckleballing shot right at —Lisa Oyen, traded shots over the league M VP five players on the All- We’ve become a much better Griz keeper Railene Thorson that crossbar. Tournament team, team fromthatfirstgame bounced off of her fingertips and trick­ The Griz hit the including tourney MVP aminat Minnaaita. Wft’va • led into the goal. post three times, and Karen Hardy. The come a long way* | £ “It was flying a little weird,” said didn’t seal the win and the title until Forslund sisters, Stacy and Shannon, Thorson. Overgaag scored with 38 seconds Overgaag and Jodi Campbell also made —Ben Harwood In the 24th minute, Glenna Ryan remaining. the team. extended the Griz lead to 3-1 on a dart

Football team wins big; cagers, spikers lose weekend contests

* Griz thump Vikings lar season home game when they host the Weber return to practice Saturday, head coach Robin State Wildcats (3-3, 5-4). Selvig said. Chalking up 444 yards of total offense, 350 m The injury, characterized by Selvig as a “bad the first half, the Grizzlies routed the Portland • Volleyball still alive after Saturday loss sprain,” occurred Nov. 5 against Simon Fraser. State Vikings 37-7 Saturday in Portland. UM’s next game is Nov. 21 versus Cleveland With the win, Montana (4-2 Big Sky, 6-3 overall) A loss Saturday to Northern Arizona left UM at State at the Western Michigan Bronco Roundup. moved up two spots to No. 11 in the Sports 3-10 in the Big Sky but, strangely enough, still in Network Division I-AA football poll. the playoff hunt. * Men tripped in exhibition hoops It also guaranteed UM a 12th straight winning Paige Merritt led the Griz with 16 kills against season. the Lumberjacks, who went to 10-4 in the confer­ In the Griz’ opener last Sunday, a last second “I think things are coming together at the right ence and will be among the six teams in the Big tip-in killed the Grizzlies’ hopes for a come from time,” Grizzly head coach Mick Dennehy said Sky tournament. behind win against Simon Fraser. Wednesday. “I thought we played very well as a UM still has a shot because Portland State is Shooting an abysmal 18-49 (36.7 percent) from team last week.” not eligible for postseason play this year. That the field, UM was unable to take advantage of the Quarterback Brian Ah Yat completed 24 of 41 leaves the Griz and Idaho State (4-9) fighting for Clan’s 41.1 field goal percentage. passes with two interceptions and two touchdowns, the sixth spot. Ryan Dick led the Griz with 22 points, despite including a school-record 93-yard strike to fresh­ The Griz take on Weber State tonight at 7:30 at connecting on just 4-11 from the field. Dick also man wide receiver Jim Farris in the second quar­ Dahlberg Arena. The Wildcats are tied with UM at had 13 rebounds and four assists. ter. 3-10 in the Big Sky and beat the Griz at Ogden, Cory Reiser, a transfer from Salt Lake Senior defensive end Joe Lehman led th e. Utah, 3-0 on Oct. 18. Community College, played well in his Grizzly defense with seven tackles, two sacks and a forced Idaho State comes to town Saturday at 7:30 p.m. debut, hitting on 7-15 shots en route to 16 points. fumble. in UM’s last home game of the season. Simon Fraser is an NAIA school, and this game Sophomore Kicker Kris Heppner was named the was counted as an exhibition game. Big Sky special teams player of the week, going 3- • Sisco to return Saturday Montana State beat Simon Fraser by 48 points for-3 in field goals and 4-for-4 on PATs to account in Bozeman the night before. for 13 team points. Last Friday’s X-rays on Skyla Sisco’s ankle were — Kaimin sports staff Saturday, the Grizzlies will play their last regu­ negative, and the Lady Griz point guard should Montana Kalmin, Thursday. November 13,1997 11

Foley’s Follies: Division I-AA poll ranks top 25 A ‘cuddly’ mascot, cell phones and ‘Braveheart’ football teams • For the kids? gave for the change was to game. HUNTINGDON VALLEY, Pa. Last week, UM intro­ Column by have a more intimidating • Go figure duced a new “cuddly” (AP) — The top 25 teams in the bear. Did you ever notice that the ref­ Sports Network Division I-AA foot­ mascot to go along with • Cut it out erees only rip off the team you are ball poll, with first-place votes in the ferocious Grizzly Is anyone else tired of rooting for? parentheses: bear that currently rep­ all these people bringing Why do you think that is? resents the school. cellular phones to sporting • Hope 1. Villanova (83) They’ll call the cute events? After Sunday’s last-minute loss 2. Western Illinois (6) little guy “Junior Griz,” Can’t we get rid of these to the Minnesota Vikings, Chicago 3. Delaware (1) and he’ll be in stores people somehow? Bears’ quarterback Erik Kramer 4. Youngstown State soon. Sports used to be about compared his team to the movie 5. W estern Kentucky Along with adding to getting away from all your “Braveheart.” Kramer said the odds 6. Eastern Washington (4) 7. McNeese State (1) the best-selling I-AA troubles for a few hours are stacked against the team, which 8. Georgia Southern sports apparel in the Bill and getting lost in the has a 1-9 record. 9. Hampton (2) country by targeting Foley excitement of the game. Riddle me a naysayer, but I’d say 10. Florida A&M children’s clothing, one Now, whether it’s a foot­ Erik is being just a bit optimistic. 11. MONTANA school official said the ball game or a golf course, • By the way 12. Southern University mascot will attempt to every yuppie and his broth­ Something Erik Kramer should 13. Jackson State “get kids interested in coming to er is talking on a cell phone. remember: In the movie 14. Stephen F. Austin UM at an earlier age.” I say, unless you are a doctor “Braveheart,” William Wallace, 15. Appalachian State Sounds like a great idea. We get ready to respond to an emergency, played by Mel Gibson, was disem­ 16. Eastern Illinois a darling little bear and future stu­ possession of a cell phone at such boweled. 17. South Carolina State 18. Dayton dents. events should be illegal and punish­ • Private parts 19. East Tennessee State And more importantly, the kids able by death. If you happened to be listening to 20. Liberty the KBGA Sports Talk Show with will love it. • Thanks guys 21. Hofstra I, however, have a different idea. During World War II, my grand­ Vince Trimboli Monday night, yes, 22. Cal Poly-SLO We could use the money spent on father served the country in the the jittery guest was me. 23. Eastern Kentucky developing the new mascot and put Navy on board an aircraft carrier. Sure, I might have been a little 24. Northeastern it to a better use. Like, say, making During the time of the Vietnam nervous my first time out of the 25. Northwestern St. Louisiana sure the school has the funding to War, my father volunteered for the gate, but I figure it could be the offer enough classes so current stu ­ draft. start of a new career for me. dents can actually graduate. So on Veterans Day Tuesday, a Sure, I won’t have the copy edi­ Then, the school can start luting day off at UM, I played 18 holes of tors to clear up my gross grammati­ their children. golf. cal mistakes and improve my flimsy • Too scary • Foies goes down arguments like I do now. But, it will Remembei Last year the school changed Speaking of playing golf, it’s give callers a hands-on chance to Writing volume from the cartoon salivating bear probably a sign that I have a gam­ help me make math professors and is for books. mascot — a personal favorite of bling problem when I let my caddie bandoslaugh. We appreciate letters, but please mine — to the current, more lifelike Kirk write a headline in my column Obviously, I need all the help I keep them under 300 words. bear. One reason the school brass because he beat me in a “friendly” can get in that area.

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You can call Center for Work-Based Learning, Lodge LOST: Keys w/ a nice keychain. Ford Films is brought to Missoula by Campus SARS, no one deserves to be stalked. If 162, on this excellent opportunity. W A N TE D T O BUY keys, blue and red. Lost around Forestry Recreation Outdoor Program and The you have been stalked in the past, or are Deadline: 12/1/97. Building. If found please call 273-0853. Trail Head. Tues., Nov. 18 @ 6pm in the presently in this situation, SARS is Mixer/Amp for jazz trio. 721-4955. newly remodeled University Theater with available to you, 243-6559. GIS Intern needed for a Missoula based, LOST: On 11-5 in U.C. Computers. better seating and a roomier venue, so Montana Agency, spring ‘98. Come to the Addressed and unsealed envelope don’t pass up this opportunity to see these Scholarships @ your finger tips!!! $1000 Center for Work-Based Learning, Lodge FURNITURE containing a completed Snowbowl pass form & 2 pictures. Call 523-8297. award winning films! - $5000. Just call 447-6259 or write CFA 162 for more information. Deadline: P.O. Box 5028, Helena, MT 59604. 12/1/97. Used furniture and other good stuff. 3rd Relationships take a lot of work, but LOST: On 10/31, Downtown. D. Green St.; Curiosity Shop, 2601 S. 3rd W., wallet w/lots o f I.D.’s. Please call Carrie: how much? If you feel you’re working Puravida Extreme ski/snowbowl film by NANNIES WANTED for East Coast jobs. 542-0097. 542-8512. too hard to please your partner, something Steve Winter. Nov. 24 7 pm Urey Lecture Call 1-800-549-2132. (11-13-15) may be wrong. There are some telling Hall. Door prizes/outdoor gear for auction Brass- bed, queen size w/ orthopedic FOUND: 3 gold rings in the University signs of unhealthy or potentially abusive donated by Pipestone & Trailhead. Seeking responsible, part-time female mattress set. New, never used, still in Theater on Tuesday, 11/4. Please see relationships. SARS can help sort things Tickets: Advance- $3.00 U.C. Mall 11-21 babysitter for infant: Experience with plastic. $295.00,728-1956. Melodie in the Main Music Office to out 243-6559. & 24, Door- $4.00. ?’s contact Kevin @ babies a must. References required. identify. 258-2730. $7/hr. 728-8815. FO R R EN T PERPETUAL FUND-RAISING for FOUND: Black Coffee Mug in Gallagher ASUM & other non-profit organizations. HELP A KID READ! America Reads is HELP WANTED Buisness Building. Pick up @ Joum. 206. Win-Win situation. No financial a new program to help kids read better. CABIN RENTALS ‘WEEKENDS obligation. Local call, 9.61-4798 or Volunteer l-5hrs/wk and MAKE A ROCK CREEK*, $20-$50, FISHING & FOUND: Set of keys at Bonner Park on [email protected]. HABIL ITA TIO N AIDE Part time DIFFERENCE! Attend training, Mon., position providing support and services to FUN. 240-1534,251-6611. 11/L1. Claim keys at Kaimin Bus.'Office Nov. 17, 10-1 lam or Tues., Nov. 18, 3-4 Jour. 206. SOS Fair, Nov. 22-23 @ the U o f M adults with disabilities in a residential in UC 223. Call Volunteer Action Fieldhouse. Bring items to sell (skis, setting. Experience with adults with Services, 243-4442. TYPING boots, poles, clothing, etc.) Sat. 9-5. Buy disabilities preferred. Sat. & Sun. Sun. 10-3. FREE adm ission!, Pick-up midnight-10 am $6.32/hr. + excellent FAST, ACCURATE Verna Brown, unsold, items. Sun. 5t6 only. benefits. Closes Tues., 11/11/97, 5 pm. Applications available at OPPORTUNITY 543-3782. RESOURCES INC. 2821 Russell, Missoula, MT. 59801. Extensive background checks will be completed. NO RESUMES/EOE. 1 2 Montana Kalmln. Thursday, November 13,1997

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Tim Krahl/Kaimin Helena Civic Auditorium NICK HEXUM, lead singer o f 311, gets the crowd fired up at Dahlberg Arena Friday night. 311 played with Sugar Ray Friday, Dec. 12 @ 8 P.M. and Incubus to a packed crowd. I Harry Adams Field House Student calls bom bard Baucus | University Of Montana Hirsch said by mid-after­ Sunday, Dec. 14 @ 7 P.M. Nate Schweber with Hutch Hutchinson noon, Baucus’ office stopped Kaimin Reporter picking up the phones and PROTECT MONTANA'S RIVERS AND STREAMS turned on the answering MontPIRG is footing the bill machines. s t o p th e McDo n a l d g o l d p r o je c t, for students to call Sen. Max “They were a little upset,” Baucus and speak their minds Newbold said. “They spent the THE ROCK CREEK MINE & ZORTMAN/LANDUSKY on his endangered species bill. whole day on the phone listen­ In Support of: More than 75 UM students ing to constituents.” came by MontPIRG’s table in The Senate hearings have no Montana Environmental Information Center, Clark Fork-Pend the University Center set ending date, but it’s likely Oreille Coalition, Rock Creek Alliance & Island Mountain Protectors Wednesday to oppose the bill that the bill will come forward and called Baucus’ Missoula when the body reconvenes in ALL SEATS RESERVED. office, which forwarded the calls February. If the current Senate to Washington. session goes on, Hirsch said For Helena Civic Center Auditorium call (406) 443-6466 According to Baucus’ office, there will be another phone set For Harry Adams Field House, University of Montana call 1-888-Montana Senate Bill 1180 would reform up at the UC next week to call For Golden Circle Seating with private Artists Reception call (406) 542-0539 the Endangered Species Act by Baucus’ office. improving the endangered species listing process and by Produced by the Guacamole Pund and U M Productions increasing public participation by holding more public hear­ ings. Chris Newbold, executive director of MontPIRG, said he 5 - n f i T T f n fears the bill will weaken pro­ tection for endangered species m l 1-S u b on both public and private lands, lessen federal responsi­ 10) bility to conserve species, and add additional bureaucracy, which costs both taxpayers and 26 inch | endangered species. Because the 84 pages of EXTRA PEPPERONIl information about the bill 1 weren’t released publicly until i $ \ ■ Seda four days before the Senate ses­ 1 sion started, MontPIRG didn’t (B p i t t a have time to do a petition. Instead they made quick use of m 2 - 220Z. FREE their instant redial. Hirsch said many students m SOFT DRINKS s a a o * . talked with Baucus’ secretary >oft Drinks while others left messages on the answering machine. Hirsch n fip ix x a P ip e Him . ■Turkey, Ham, Roast Beat, Hot French Dip, Club, B.LT, ■ added that a few people were Grilled Chicken, The Pipellner * “ connected with Baucus’ t?- I Our sandwiches are made on a fresh baked French bread 1 2 Washington D.C. office, but the Senator was in a meeting all m Expiree 11/30/07 F ^ I i m Pipeline.I E x p ire ^ l/ 30/97 afternoon. Newbold said Baucus’ office was so bombarded with calls Free Delivery that they phoned the W M m m m MontPIRG office this morning ^M P izza ^Pipeline. to find out what was going on. 8" One FREE $& m!)rpnmm Before noon, Baucus’ office W W W . pipeline. virtualdeli.ccflfP" ox. Soft Drink already fielded more than 30 ^ S S B S & M calls. Q B u c k s 721-7500 '’‘k'lxzd Pipeline.!