Schedule Program Guide For TCN/GEM
Sun Sep 25, 2011
06:00 IT IS WRITTEN HD WS PG
The Power of the Bible: Episode 2 Religious programme.
06:30 BITTER SPRINGS 1950 Repeat WS G
Bitter Springs An Australian Shepherd and his family find their wilderness land threatened, and set out to retain what they feel is rightfully theirs.
Starring: Chips Rafferty, Tommy Trinder, Charles Tingwell, Gordon Jackson, Michael Pate
08:15 THE QUEEN OF SPADES 1949 PG
The Queen Of Spades
An elderly countess strikes a bargain with the devil and exchanges her soul for the ability to always win at cards.
Starring: Dame Edith Evans, Ronald Howard, Anton Walbrook, Yvonne Mitchell, Edith Evans, Mary Jerold, Anthony Dawson
Cons.Advice: Adult Themes
10:15 MURDER, SHE WROTE Repeat WS PG
Ballad for a Blue Lady
Jessica gets enmeshed in feuds, infidelity, and murder in Nashville.
Starring: Angela Lansbury, William Windom, Michael Horton, Richard Paul, Julie Adams
11:15 GOLDEN IVORY 1954 Repeat WS PG
Golden Ivory
Paul Dobson, a drunken hunter with less noble aims, and his younger brother, Jim, have learnt of the fabulous meeting place of the elephants - a source of incredible wealth. They take jobs as hunters with a convoy of settlers, heading inland where they plan to hunt at the elephant ground.
Starring: Robert Urquhart, John Bentley, Susan Stephen, Alan Tarlton
Cons.Advice: Some Violence
13:00 THE GARDEN GURUS Repeat WS G
13:30 GETAWAY Captioned Repeat WS PG
Jason takes to the streets of Istanbul to discover the heart of the city while Natalie ventures off into the highlands of Thailand to spend time with a hill tribe. Plus family accommodation options on Victoria s Mornington Peninsula and the NSW South Coast. And Dermott joins a tour of famous Melbourne crime locations.
14:00 GIANT 1956 Repeat WS G
Giant
A sprawling epic covering the life of a Texas cattle rancher, his family and associates.
Starring: Elizabeth Taylor, Rock Hudson, James Dean, Carroll Baker, Mercedes Mc Cambridge
18:00 THE GOLDEN GIRLS WS PG
Hey Look Me Over
As Rose rummages through boxes of junk she has collected over the years, she comes across Charlie's old camera with film still in it. Rose has it developed and discovers a photo of Blanche in bed with Charlie. Rose is devastated.
Starring: Bea / Beatrice Arthur, Rue Mcclanahan, Estelle Getty
18:30 ANTIQUES ROADSHOW Captioned WS G
Belfast 2 Viewers from all corners bring their items to be appraised by the show's antiques experts. Are they valuable, priceless items, or will they go home disappointed? 19:30 AS TIME GOES BY Repeat PG Jean and Lionel have now established a vague, uneasy friendship. Does this give them enough common ground on which they can build a new relationship?
Starring: Geoffrey Palmer, Dame Judi Dench, Moira Brooker, Philip Bretherton
20:00 AS TIME GOES BY Repeat PG After spending a day visiting old haunts together, Lionel departs London to give a lecture and Jean is persuaded by her daughter to pay him a surprise visit.
Starring: Geoffrey Palmer, Dame Judi Dench, Moira Brooker, Philip Bretherton
20:30 THE POWER OF ONE 1992 Repeat HD WS PG
The Power Of One
A compelling and hard-hitting story which focuses on a young English boy named PK. Orphaned in a foreign land and terrorised for his political beliefs by his schoolmates, the pint-sized youngster turns to the only friend who can help him, a kindly yet world-wise prison inmate, who teaches him how to box.
Starring: Stephen Dorff, Armin Mueller-Stahl, Guy Witcher, Simon Fenton, Sir John Gielgud, Morgan Freeman
Cons.Advice: Some Violence
23:05 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD PG
The One With The Hypnosis Tape Chandler uses a hypnosis tape to quit smoking. Unbeknownst to him, it s aimed only at women. Phoebe freaks when her brother wants to wed a woman twice his age.
Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc
23:30 MCQ 1974 Repeat HD WS M
McQ
Seattle police lieutenant Lon McQ throws his badge in and takes the law into his own hands after his friend is killed. Lon pays for information and learns of a two million dollar drug heist which is about to take place involving members of the Police Force. Stars John Wayne, Eddie Albert, Diana Muldaur and Colleen Dewhurst.
Starring: John Sturges, John Wayne, Eddie Albert, Diana Muldaur, Colleen Dewhurst, Clu Gulager, David Huddleston, Al Lettieri, Julie Adams
Cons.Advice: Some Violence, Adult Themes
01:35 THE GOLDEN GIRLS Repeat PG
Henny Penny - Straight, No Chaser
When the entire cast catches the Measles, the girls must take their places in the class play.
02:00 HOME SHOPPING WS G
04:30 JOYCE MEYER, ENJOY EVERYDAY LIFE WS PG
Enjoying Everyday Life is a daily broadcast provided by Joyce Meyer Ministries.
05:00 THE GOLDEN GIRLS Repeat WS PG
Hey Look Me Over
As Rose rummages through boxes of junk she has collected over the years, she comes across Charlie's old camera with film still in it. Rose has it developed and discovers a photo of Blanche in bed with Charlie. Rose is devastated.
Starring: Bea / Beatrice Arthur, Rue Mcclanahan, Estelle Getty
05:30 TODAY Captioned Live HD WS NA Join Karl Stefanovic and Lisa Wilkinson as they bring you the latest in news, current affairs, sport, politics, entertainment, fashion, health and lifestyle. Mon Sep 26, 2011
06:00 TODAY Captioned Live HD WS NA Join Karl Stefanovic and Lisa Wilkinson as they bring you the latest in news, current affairs, sport, politics, entertainment, fashion, health and lifestyle.
09:00 ALIVE AND COOKING WS G Alive and Cooking, Australia's hottest new cooking show hosted by UK celebrity chef James Reeson. Filmed on location at some of the country's top food and wine regions as well as in James's kitchen.
09:30 THE ZOO Repeat WS G The Zoo takes you behind the scenes at Auckland Zoo, bringing you great stories about the animals and their keepers.
10:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD PG
The One With The Hypnosis Tape Chandler uses a hypnosis tape to quit smoking. Unbeknownst to him, it s aimed only at women. Phoebe freaks when her brother wants to wed a woman twice his age.
Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc
10:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD PG
The One With The Tiny T-Shirt Monica dates a millionaire; Joey gets the lead in a play but can't stand his leading lady - until he realises he likes her; and Rachel sets Chandler up on a date with her boss. Guest stars Jon Favreau.
Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc
11:00 MURDER, SHE WROTE WS PG
Murder, Plain and Simple
During Jessica's trip to Amish country, her escort is accused of murder.
Starring: Angela Lansbury, William Windom, Michael Horton, Richard Paul, Julie Adams
12:00 RAISING THE WIND 1961 Repeat G
Raising The Wind Haywire happenings involving students at the craziest music academy ever, The London Academy of Music and Arts.
Starring: J Robertson Justice, Leslie Phillips, Kenneth Williams, Paul Massie, Sid James
14:00 SEA PATROL Captioned Repeat HD WS PG
Rescue Me
The men of the Hammersley are smitten by a female sailor with a rescue fetish. Several crew members succumb to food poisoning - or is it something more sinister? Mike discovers a link between his crew's food poisoning, and a federal police murder investigation.
Starring: Lisa Mccune, Ian Stenlake, Jeremy Linsay Taylor
15:00 MCLEOD'S DAUGHTERS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG
Kiss Of Death Stevie is trying to deal with the fact that Alex, now engaged to Fiona, will never be hers, but she's not dealing with it at all, and ends up bringing home a very young guy for the night, which worries Tess deeply.
Starring: Rachael Carpani, Simmone Jade Mackinnon, Michala Banas
16:00 THE GOLDEN GIRLS WS PG
The Case of the Libertine Belle
Dorothy, Sophia and Rose join Blanche on a murder mystery weekend she has organized for the museum's annual outing. If the weekend is a success, Blanche hopes to impress Kendall Nesbitt, the museum's Director of Acquisitions, enough to be his hired as his assistant.
Starring: Bea / Beatrice Arthur, Rue Mcclanahan, Estelle Getty
16:30 THE GOLDEN GIRLS WS PG
Beauty and the Beast
Sneezing herself off a stool, Sophia sprains both ankles. Dorothy is busy with a conference, Blanche has her seven-year-old granddaughter visiting, and Rose...well, Rose is Rose, so Dorothy hires Nurse Defarge from Shady Pines to help out.
Starring: Bea / Beatrice Arthur, Rue Mcclanahan, Estelle Getty 17:00 THE ELLEN DEGENERES SHOW Captioned Repeat HD WS PG
Join Ellen DeGeneres as she hosts a unique mix of celebrity interviews, chart-topping and up-and-coming musical performances, audience participation games and segments spotlighting real life stories and amazing talents.
18:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD PG
The One With The Dollhouse Rachel sets Chandler up on a date with her boss - who he thinks is a big, dull dud; Monica inherits a dollhouse and invites Phoebe to play.
Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc
18:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD PG
The One With The Chick & A Duck
Joey buys Chandler an unusual pet; Monica's millionaire friend makes her a unique offer. Guest stars Jon Favreau.
Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc
19:00 THE ZOO Repeat WS G The Zoo takes you behind the scenes at Auckland Zoo, bringing you great stories about the animals and their keepers.
19:30 OCEAN GIANTS Captioned Live HD WS PG
Voices Of The Sea (*Series Final*) This incredible documentary grants unique and privileged access into the magical world of whales and dolphins, uncovering the secrets of their intimate lives as never before.
20:30 MICHAELA'S ANIMAL ROAD TRIP HD WS PG
Colchester Zoo 1
Join Michaela Strachan as she visits some of the UK s busiest animal rescue centres and zoos. With Michaela always on-hand to help, we meet dedicated carers as they struggle to save and care for injured and vulnerable animals. From wildlife hospitals to safari parks, the series introduces us to a wide range of animals, from white tiger cubs to aardvarks and from polecats to impalas. The animals will, of course, be the stars of the show, but we ll enjoy the company of our creature carers too.
21:30 KITCHEN NIGHTMARES U.S.A. Captioned Repeat WS MA
Fleming
Chef Ramsay visits Fleming, a Danish restaurant in Miami, FL. Owner Andy is clueless to how unsanitary his restaurant is. Chef Ramsay will have to light a spark under Andy and bring in a younger clientele if Fleming hopes hang with the best of Miami.
Cons.Advice: Frequent Coarse Language
22:30 THE BIG C HD WS M
Goldilocks and the Bears Lee takes Cathy to a Tibetan doctor to help lower her blood pressure for the clinical trial; a jealous Paul goes to a bar with Lee and Cathy; a grounded and bored Adam interferes with Andrea's date with Myk.
Starring: Laura Linney, Oliver Platt, Gabriel Basso
Cons.Advice: Some Coarse Language, Sexual References
23:00 WEEDS HD WS MA
Vehement V. Vigorous While Doug plays softball with the company team, Nancy deals pot on the sidelines; Andy opens his bike shop while Silas sells pot out of the back room; and a police detective offers Shane an internship.
Starring: Mary-Louise Parker, Justin Kirk, Hunter Parrish, Alexander Gould
Cons.Advice: Adult Themes, A Sex Scene, Some Coarse Language
23:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD PG
The One With The Dollhouse Rachel sets Chandler up on a date with her boss - who he thinks is a big, dull dud; Monica inherits a dollhouse and invites Phoebe to play.
Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc
00:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD PG
The One With The Chick & A Duck
Joey buys Chandler an unusual pet; Monica's millionaire friend makes her a unique offer. Guest stars Jon Favreau.
Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc 00:30 MURDER, SHE WROTE Repeat WS PG
Murder, Plain and Simple
During Jessica's trip to Amish country, her escort is accused of murder.
Starring: Angela Lansbury, William Windom, Michael Horton, Richard Paul, Julie Adams
01:30 THE GOLDEN GIRLS Repeat WS PG
The Case of the Libertine Belle
Dorothy, Sophia and Rose join Blanche on a murder mystery weekend she has organized for the museum's annual outing. If the weekend is a success, Blanche hopes to impress Kendall Nesbitt, the museum's Director of Acquisitions, enough to be his hired as his assistant.
Starring: Bea / Beatrice Arthur, Rue Mcclanahan, Estelle Getty
02:00 HOME SHOPPING WS G
04:30 JOYCE MEYER, ENJOY EVERYDAY LIFE WS PG
Enjoying Everyday Life is a daily broadcast provided by Joyce Meyer Ministries.
05:00 THE GOLDEN GIRLS Repeat WS PG
Beauty and the Beast
Sneezing herself off a stool, Sophia sprains both ankles. Dorothy is busy with a conference, Blanche has her seven-year-old granddaughter visiting, and Rose...well, Rose is Rose, so Dorothy hires Nurse Defarge from Shady Pines to help out.
Starring: Bea / Beatrice Arthur, Rue Mcclanahan, Estelle Getty
05:30 TODAY Captioned Live HD WS NA Join Karl Stefanovic and Lisa Wilkinson as they bring you the latest in news, current affairs, sport, politics, entertainment, fashion, health and lifestyle. Tue Sep 27, 2011
06:00 TODAY Captioned Live HD WS NA Join Karl Stefanovic and Lisa Wilkinson as they bring you the latest in news, current affairs, sport, politics, entertainment, fashion, health and lifestyle.
09:00 ALIVE AND COOKING WS G Alive and Cooking, Australia's hottest new cooking show hosted by UK celebrity chef James Reeson. Filmed on location at some of the country's top food and wine regions as well as in James's kitchen.
09:30 THE ZOO Repeat WS G The Zoo takes you behind the scenes at Auckland Zoo, bringing you great stories about the animals and their keepers.
10:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD PG
The One With The Dollhouse Rachel sets Chandler up on a date with her boss - who he thinks is a big, dull dud; Monica inherits a dollhouse and invites Phoebe to play.
Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc
10:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD PG
The One With The Chick & A Duck
Joey buys Chandler an unusual pet; Monica's millionaire friend makes her a unique offer. Guest stars Jon Favreau.
Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc
11:00 MURDER, SHE WROTE WS PG
Tainted Lady
The poisoning deaths of three customers point to the local diner owner.
Starring: Angela Lansbury, William Windom, Michael Horton, Richard Paul, Julie Adams
12:00 LAXDALE HALL 1953 Repeat G
Laxdale Hall (Scotch on the Rocks)
A parliamentary delegation is sent to a remote community in the Scottish Highlands where the residents are protesting at their poor links with the outside world.
Starring: Raymond Huntley, Ronald Squire, Kathleen Ryan
13:50 GEM PRESENTS Repeat G
Herbie Hancock: Imagine Project
Music Special.
14:00 SEA PATROL Captioned Repeat HD WS PG
Through The Storm
Spider saves the life of a boy after discovering an unexploded sea mine, washed ashore during a cyclone. Kate is humiliated when she sees a video of Chefo's bucks night. Spider fears his career may be over when he is caught impersonating an officer.
Starring: Lisa Mccune, Ian Stenlake, Jeremy Linsay Taylor
15:00 MCLEOD'S DAUGHTERS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG
Luck Be A Lady In the wake of the crop-dusting incident and the loss of organic status, Drovers has lost all its forward contracts for organic produce. With no cash flow, they desperately need to find buyers for their livestock.
Starring: Rachael Carpani, Simmone Jade Mackinnon, Michala Banas
16:00 THE GOLDEN GIRLS WS PG
That's For Me to Know
Dorothy is organizing a family history for the grandkids - to give them a "sense of pride." As she rummages through family memorabilia, Dorothy comes across a locked box that belongs to Sophia. After Sophia firmly tells Dorothy to stay away from the box, curiosity gets the best of her as she jimmies it open with a butter knife - behind Sophia's back.
Starring: Bea / Beatrice Arthur, Rue Mcclanahan, Estelle Getty 16:30 THE GOLDEN GIRLS WS PG
Where's Charlie? Rose thinks her dead husband, Charlie is trying to contact her from beyond the grave when she discovers all the cantaloupe's on one side of the fruit salad - a signal they had worked out before he dies.
Starring: Bea / Beatrice Arthur, Rue Mcclanahan, Estelle Getty
17:00 THE ELLEN DEGENERES SHOW Captioned Repeat HD WS PG
Join Ellen DeGeneres as she hosts a unique mix of celebrity interviews, chart-topping and up-and-coming musical performances, audience participation games and segments spotlighting real life stories and amazing talents.
18:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD PG
The One With The Screamer Ross tries to convince Rachel that her date is psychotic; Joey's play gets terrible reviews, but his romance with his co-star progresses. Guest stars Ben Stiller.
Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc
18:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD PG
The One With The Ross Thing Pheobe can't choose between two guys - a burly fireman and a sensitive teacher; the gang sneaks a visit to Pete's place to see how a millionaire lives.
Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc
19:00 THE ZOO Repeat WS G The Zoo takes you behind the scenes at Auckland Zoo, bringing you great stories about the animals and their keepers.
19:30 LION COUNTRY HD WS PG
David Youldon prepares to release six-month-old cubs Jabari and Jelani from the African Lion & Environmental Research Trust in Zimbabwe, hoping they have developed their natural skills sufficiently to survive in the wild. Elsewhere, tensions run high when an adult male called Luke is introduced to three females.
20:00 CHEETAH KINGDOM HD WS PG Cub Quattro needs some major surgery on a broken leg caused after being hit by a car. One-eyed Cyclops gets the all clear from the team and is released on to the Okonjima Reserve.
20:30 AS TIME GOES BY Repeat PG
Relations have turned quite frosty between them since Jean has found Lionel in the company of another woman.
Starring: Geoffrey Palmer, Dame Judi Dench, Moira Brooker, Philip Bretherton
21:00 AS TIME GOES BY Repeat PG Judy, Jean s daughter, is besotted with Lionel while Alistair is smitten with Jean. Lionel and Jean are flattered by the attention but feel it must stop.
Starring: Geoffrey Palmer, Dame Judi Dench, Moira Brooker, Philip Bretherton
21:30 SENSING MURDER Captioned Repeat WS PG
In Too Deep
Hosted by Rebecaa Gibney. Psychics Deb Webber and Kelvin Cruickshank their incredible ability to investigate the 1999 murder of engineer Aaron Hopa and his colleague on a ship in the Persian Gulf. Aaron's father is the sole policeman of a small town and is convinced that at least one of the 28 men on board the ship is responsible.
22:30 HOW CLEAN IS YOUR HOUSE Repeat WS PG Kim Woodburn and Aggie MacKenzie clean up homes that haven t been cleaned for years - going through layers of grime and muck.
23:00 HOW CLEAN IS YOUR HOUSE Repeat WS PG Kim Woodburn and Aggie MacKenzie clean up homes that haven t been cleaned for years - going through layers of grime and muck.
23:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD PG
The One With The Screamer Ross tries to convince Rachel that her date is psychotic; Joey's play gets terrible reviews, but his romance with his co-star progresses. Guest stars Ben Stiller.
Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc 00:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD PG
The One With The Ross Thing Pheobe can't choose between two guys - a burly fireman and a sensitive teacher; the gang sneaks a visit to Pete's place to see how a millionaire lives.
Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc
00:30 MURDER, SHE WROTE Repeat WS PG
Tainted Lady
The poisoning deaths of three customers point to the local diner owner.
Starring: Angela Lansbury, William Windom, Michael Horton, Richard Paul, Julie Adams
01:30 THE GOLDEN GIRLS Repeat WS PG
That's For Me to Know
Dorothy is organizing a family history for the grandkids - to give them a "sense of pride." As she rummages through family memorabilia, Dorothy comes across a locked box that belongs to Sophia. After Sophia firmly tells Dorothy to stay away from the box, curiosity gets the best of her as she jimmies it open with a butter knife - behind Sophia's back.
Starring: Bea / Beatrice Arthur, Rue Mcclanahan, Estelle Getty
02:00 HOME SHOPPING WS G
04:30 JOYCE MEYER, ENJOY EVERYDAY LIFE WS PG
Enjoying Everyday Life is a daily broadcast provided by Joyce Meyer Ministries.
05:00 THE GOLDEN GIRLS Repeat WS PG
Where's Charlie? Rose thinks her dead husband, Charlie is trying to contact her from beyond the grave when she discovers all the cantaloupe's on one side of the fruit salad - a signal they had worked out before he dies.
Starring: Bea / Beatrice Arthur, Rue Mcclanahan, Estelle Getty
05:30 TODAY Captioned Live HD WS NA Join Karl Stefanovic and Lisa Wilkinson as they bring you the latest in news, current affairs, sport, politics, entertainment, fashion, health and lifestyle. Wed Sep 28, 2011
06:00 TODAY Captioned Live HD WS NA Join Karl Stefanovic and Lisa Wilkinson as they bring you the latest in news, current affairs, sport, politics, entertainment, fashion, health and lifestyle.
09:00 ALIVE AND COOKING WS G Alive and Cooking, Australia's hottest new cooking show hosted by UK celebrity chef James Reeson. Filmed on location at some of the country's top food and wine regions as well as in James's kitchen.
09:30 THE ZOO Repeat WS G The Zoo takes you behind the scenes at Auckland Zoo, bringing you great stories about the animals and their keepers.
10:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD PG
The One With The Screamer Ross tries to convince Rachel that her date is psychotic; Joey's play gets terrible reviews, but his romance with his co-star progresses. Guest stars Ben Stiller.
Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc
10:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD PG
The One With The Ross Thing Pheobe can't choose between two guys - a burly fireman and a sensitive teacher; the gang sneaks a visit to Pete's place to see how a millionaire lives.
Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc
11:00 MURDER, SHE WROTE WS PG
The Skinny According to Nick Cullhane
A writer is murdered after sending Jessica a manuscript exposing a kidnapping scam.
Starring: Angela Lansbury, William Windom, Michael Horton, Richard Paul, Julie Adams
12:00 THE BURNING HILLS 1956 Captioned Repeat WS PG
The Burning Hills A young man escaping from a ruthless cattle baron, who had his brother killed, finds aid and love with a Mexican girl.
Starring: Tab Hunter, Natalie Wood, Skip Homeier, Claude Akins, Earl Holliman
Cons.Advice: Some Violence
14:00 SEA PATROL Captioned Repeat HD WS PG
Under the Hammer
Disaster looms for the Hammersley when a fire erupts in the engine room. Bad luck plagues the Hammersley, after the mascot is stolen by a rival Patrol Boat crew. An eye injury threatens to destroy Charge's career. ET makes a vow of chastity to prove himself to Nikki.
Starring: Lisa Mccune, Ian Stenlake, Jeremy Linsay Taylor
15:00 MCLEOD'S DAUGHTERS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG
The Real McLeod Jodi is stunned when Tess offers Jodi half her share of Drovers Run. Tess feels it is only just that, as a McLeod, Jodi should have an equity in the family heritage.
Starring: Rachael Carpani, Simmone Jade Mackinnon, Michala Banas
16:00 THE GOLDEN GIRLS WS PG
Mother Load
Stan asks Dorothy to go counselling with him so that he can learn to let her go and live his life without her. He explains that his psychiatrist, Dr. Halperin, calls it "closure," and feels that he could achieve it more rapidly with Dorothy's participation.
Starring: Bea / Beatrice Arthur, Rue Mcclanahan, Estelle Getty
16:30 THE GOLDEN GIRLS WS PG
Dateline: Miami
Dorothy has a date with the girls' doctor, which stimulates memories of the worst dates the others have had over the years: Rose remembers a blind date, Blanche remembers the New Year's Eve she spent with Rose, and Sophia remembers how Dorothy first told her she was pregnant.
Starring: Bea / Beatrice Arthur, Rue Mcclanahan, Estelle Getty 17:00 THE ELLEN DEGENERES SHOW Captioned Repeat HD WS PG
Join Ellen DeGeneres as she hosts a unique mix of celebrity interviews, chart-topping and up-and-coming musical performances, audience participation games and segments spotlighting real life stories and amazing talents.
18:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD PG
The One With The Ultimate Fighting Champion Chandler's boss is overly friendly; Phoebe sets Ross up with Bonnie - the girl who shaves her head. Guest stars Billy Chrystal and Robin Williams.
Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc
18:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD PG
The One At The Beach
There are surprises in store when the gang spends a weekend at the beach; Chandler offers to be Monica's boyfriend 'if worse comes to worst'; Phoebe goes in search of a woman who knew her parents; and Ross must make a decision about his relationships. Guest stars Teri Garr.
Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc
19:00 THE ZOO Repeat WS G The Zoo takes you behind the scenes at Auckland Zoo, bringing you great stories about the animals and their keepers.
19:30 EXTREME MAKEOVER: WEIGHT LOSS Captioned WS PG EDITION A 25-year-old ex-football player who weighs 651 lbs. gets some help with his radical weight-loss regimen from former Dallas Cowboys Nate Newton and Michael Irvin.
Cons.Advice: Mild Coarse Language
WILD SOUTH AMERICA: ANDES TO 20:30 AMAZON Repeat WS G
Lost Worlds
Narrated by Sir David Attenborough. From the icy peaks of the Andes to the Amazon jungle and the Atacama desert, these extreme conditions are home to a mind-boggling variety of creatures. But how and why did they choose to live in such habitats?
21:30 THE CLOSER HD WS M
Family Affair The team investigates the puzzling death of a fellow officer's daughter. Elsewhere, Capt. Raydor advances in her meticulous audit of Brenda's unit and begins to sharpen focus on Det. Sanchez.
Starring: Kyra Sedgwick, J.K. Simmons, Corey Reynolds, Robert Gossett
22:30 RIZZOLI & ISLES HD WS M
Bloodlines Jane and the crew take on the case of an apparent modern-day witch hunt in Salem. Meanwhile, Frankie's ex-flame returns to town with a surprise.
Starring: Angie Harmon, Sasha Alexander, Lorraine Bracco, Lee Thompson Young
Cons.Advice: Some Violence
23:30 CONAN WS M Conan O'Brien hosts an hour of laughs with some of the biggest names in entertainment and music, with regular funny segments and musical acts.
00:30 MURDER, SHE WROTE Repeat WS PG
The Skinny According to Nick Cullhane
A writer is murdered after sending Jessica a manuscript exposing a kidnapping scam.
Starring: Angela Lansbury, William Windom, Michael Horton, Richard Paul, Julie Adams
01:30 THE GOLDEN GIRLS Repeat WS PG
Mother Load
Stan asks Dorothy to go counselling with him so that he can learn to let her go and live his life without her. He explains that his psychiatrist, Dr. Halperin, calls it "closure," and feels that he could achieve it more rapidly with Dorothy's participation.
Starring: Bea / Beatrice Arthur, Rue Mcclanahan, Estelle Getty 02:00 HOME SHOPPING WS G
04:30 JOYCE MEYER, ENJOY EVERYDAY LIFE WS PG
Enjoying Everyday Life is a daily broadcast provided by Joyce Meyer Ministries.
05:00 THE GOLDEN GIRLS Repeat WS PG
Dateline: Miami
Dorothy has a date with the girls' doctor, which stimulates memories of the worst dates the others have had over the years: Rose remembers a blind date, Blanche remembers the New Year's Eve she spent with Rose, and Sophia remembers how Dorothy first told her she was pregnant.
Starring: Bea / Beatrice Arthur, Rue Mcclanahan, Estelle Getty
05:30 TODAY Captioned Live HD WS NA Join Karl Stefanovic and Lisa Wilkinson as they bring you the latest in news, current affairs, sport, politics, entertainment, fashion, health and lifestyle. Thu Sep 29, 2011
06:00 TODAY Captioned Live HD WS NA Join Karl Stefanovic and Lisa Wilkinson as they bring you the latest in news, current affairs, sport, politics, entertainment, fashion, health and lifestyle.
09:00 ALIVE AND COOKING WS G Alive and Cooking, Australia's hottest new cooking show hosted by UK celebrity chef James Reeson. Filmed on location at some of the country's top food and wine regions as well as in James's kitchen.
09:30 THE ZOO Repeat WS G The Zoo takes you behind the scenes at Auckland Zoo, bringing you great stories about the animals and their keepers.
10:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD PG
The One With The Ultimate Fighting Champion Chandler's boss is overly friendly; Phoebe sets Ross up with Bonnie - the girl who shaves her head. Guest stars Billy Chrystal and Robin Williams.
Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc
10:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD PG
The One At The Beach
There are surprises in store when the gang spends a weekend at the beach; Chandler offers to be Monica's boyfriend 'if worse comes to worst'; Phoebe goes in search of a woman who knew her parents; and Ross must make a decision about his relationships. Guest stars Teri Garr.
Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc
11:00 MURDER, SHE WROTE WS PG
Bite the Big Apple
Finding an apartment to rent in New York can be murder. In this case the murder occurred before she arrived.
Starring: Angela Lansbury, William Windom, Michael Horton, Richard Paul, Julie Adams
12:00 THE LOVE LOTTERY 1954 Repeat G
The Love Lottery To settle his gambling debts a British film star allows himself to be first prize in a love lottery, the winner to get his hand in marriage.
Starring: David Niven, Peggy Cummins, Herbert Lom, Gordon Jackson, Anne Vernon, Charles Victor
13:50 GEM PRESENTS Repeat PG
Katie Noonan
Music Special.
14:00 SEA PATROL Captioned Repeat HD WS PG
Damage Control
The crew pursues a distraught father who has kidnapped his own children. While searching a crocodile-infested swamp for the missing family, the crew discovers a badly mauled fisherman. Who has dumped him there, and will they save his life? The mystery of Bright Island deepens, when Mike discovers the body of a dead fisherman.
Starring: Lisa Mccune, Ian Stenlake, Jeremy Linsay Taylor
15:00 MCLEOD'S DAUGHTERS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG
The Calling
Just as Tess is slowly piecing her life together, she receives a phone call that threatens to bring it crashing down again. The Australian embassy in Argentina advises her that Nick's remains will be repatriated and she will need to organise funeral arrangements.
Starring: Rachael Carpani, Simmone Jade Mackinnon, Michala Banas
16:00 THE GOLDEN GIRLS WS PG
The Monkey Show (1) Due to Ida Pearlberg's telling leg cramp (which predicts hurricanes), Sophia and just about everyone octogenarian in Miami are preparing for disaster, even though there's no news of a hurricane.
Starring: Bea / Beatrice Arthur, Rue Mcclanahan, Estelle Getty 16:30 THE GOLDEN GIRLS WS PG
The Monkey Show (2) Dorothy, thinking she's awakening from a bad dream where Stan and Gloria were in her bed doing the sheet fandango, discovers the "bad dream" is standing in front of her wearing her silk robe.
Starring: Bea / Beatrice Arthur, Rue Mcclanahan, Estelle Getty
17:00 THE ELLEN DEGENERES SHOW Captioned Repeat HD WS PG
Join Ellen DeGeneres as she hosts a unique mix of celebrity interviews, chart-topping and up-and-coming musical performances, audience participation games and segments spotlighting real life stories and amazing talents.
18:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG
The One With The Jellyfish
Ross considers dating Rachel again. Phoebe gets to know her mother.
Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc
18:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG
The One With The Cat Phoebe thinks her adoptive mother's spirit inhabits a stray cat. Joey's attempt to sell his entertainment centre proves hazardous.
Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc
19:00 THE ZOO Repeat WS G The Zoo takes you behind the scenes at Auckland Zoo, bringing you great stories about the animals and their keepers.
19:30 HOMES FROM HELL Repeat WS PG
Dubai Dreams
Meet the British victims of Dubai s property crash. Lured to the Middle East s land of plenty when the property boom was in full swing, they paid out thousands for brand new, state-of-the-art homes. Then the recession hit and fifty billion pounds worth of Dubai s construction projects were put on hold, and the would-be home owners were left with nothing.
20:30 A DREAM HOME ABROAD WS PG
The Pullens
A Dream Home Abroad is an observational documentary series following 10 families as they battle to build their dream home out of a derelict shell. Every year Britons move permanently to other European countries, in particular France, Spain and Italy the three locations for the series.
21:30 EMBARRASSING BODIES Repeat WS PG
Charlotte's Story Previously we discovered nine year old Charlotte s rare wart condition. We follow her progress and lifesaving treatment at Great Ormond Street Children s Hospital.
Cons.Advice: Medical Procedures
22:30 SEX EDUCATION WS M Hosted by straight-talking Anna Richardson, this series aims to improve the nation's carnal knowledge by offering candid advice on a wide range of sexual issues and problems.
Cons.Advice: Sexual References, Medical Procedures
23:30 CONAN WS M Conan O'Brien hosts an hour of laughs with some of the biggest names in entertainment and music, with regular funny segments and musical acts.
00:30 MURDER, SHE WROTE Repeat WS PG
Bite the Big Apple
Finding an apartment to rent in New York can be murder. In this case the murder occurred before she arrived.
Starring: Angela Lansbury, William Windom, Michael Horton, Richard Paul, Julie Adams
01:30 THE GOLDEN GIRLS Repeat WS PG
The Monkey Show (1) Due to Ida Pearlberg's telling leg cramp (which predicts hurricanes), Sophia and just about everyone octogenarian in Miami are preparing for disaster, even though there's no news of a hurricane.
Starring: Bea / Beatrice Arthur, Rue Mcclanahan, Estelle Getty 02:00 HOME SHOPPING WS G
04:30 JOYCE MEYER, ENJOY EVERYDAY LIFE WS PG
Enjoying Everyday Life is a daily broadcast provided by Joyce Meyer Ministries.
05:00 THE GOLDEN GIRLS Repeat WS PG
The Monkey Show (2) Dorothy, thinking she's awakening from a bad dream where Stan and Gloria were in her bed doing the sheet fandango, discovers the "bad dream" is standing in front of her wearing her silk robe.
Starring: Bea / Beatrice Arthur, Rue Mcclanahan, Estelle Getty
05:30 TODAY Captioned Live HD WS NA Join Karl Stefanovic and Lisa Wilkinson as they bring you the latest in news, current affairs, sport, politics, entertainment, fashion, health and lifestyle. Fri Sep 30, 2011
06:00 TODAY Captioned Live HD WS NA Join Karl Stefanovic and Lisa Wilkinson as they bring you the latest in news, current affairs, sport, politics, entertainment, fashion, health and lifestyle.
09:00 ALIVE AND COOKING WS G Alive and Cooking, Australia's hottest new cooking show hosted by UK celebrity chef James Reeson. Filmed on location at some of the country's top food and wine regions as well as in James's kitchen.
09:30 THE ZOO Repeat WS G The Zoo takes you behind the scenes at Auckland Zoo, bringing you great stories about the animals and their keepers.
10:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG
The One With The Jellyfish
Ross considers dating Rachel again. Phoebe gets to know her mother.
Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc
10:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG
The One With The Cat Phoebe thinks her adoptive mother's spirit inhabits a stray cat. Joey's attempt to sell his entertainment centre proves hazardous.
Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc
11:00 MURDER, SHE WROTE WS PG
Night Fears A former policeman, now a professor, challenges Jessica to a race to solve a series of muggings on campus, and the muggings soon escalate to murder.
Starring: Angela Lansbury, William Windom, Michael Horton, Richard Paul, Julie Adams
12:00 CROOKS IN CLOISTERS 1963 Repeat WS G
Crooks In Cloisters Having pulled off the smallest ever train robbery, Little Walter and his crew decide to get out of London and set up business in a disused monastery.
Starring: Ronald Fraser, Barbara Windsor, Bernard Cribbins, Joseph O'Connor, Davy Kaye
14:00 SEA PATROL Captioned Repeat HD WS PG
Chinese Whispers
The Hammersley saves sailors from a sinking ship, only to learn they are diamond smugglers who will kill to save their cargo. Swain is kidnapped by smugglers and left trapped in their sinking ship. Will Buffer rescue him before the ship sinks? Mike is reprimanded by Navy brass over his obsession with the Bright Island mystery.
Starring: Lisa Mccune, Ian Stenlake, Jeremy Linsay Taylor
15:00 MCLEOD'S DAUGHTERS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG
What Lies Beneath Tess's excitement about Nick's return is tempered only by an underlying fear that it's all a dream. Stevie promises the nightmare will soon be over.
Starring: Rachael Carpani, Simmone Jade Mackinnon, Michala Banas
16:00 THE GOLDEN GIRLS WS PG
Rose Loves Miles "Fasten your seat belt, slut puppy. This ain't gonna be no cakewalk," Sophia threatens Blanche, who's been left in charge of her when Dorothy laves on a three day cruise.
Starring: Bea / Beatrice Arthur, Rue Mcclanahan, Estelle Getty
16:30 THE GOLDEN GIRLS WS PG
Room Seven Blanche is distraught over the demolition of Grammy Hollingsworthy's plantation in Atlanta. The old place houses Blanche's fondest memories of her youth.
Starring: Bea / Beatrice Arthur, Rue Mcclanahan, Estelle Getty 17:00 THE ELLEN DEGENERES SHOW Captioned Repeat HD WS PG
Join Ellen DeGeneres as she hosts a unique mix of celebrity interviews, chart-topping and up-and-coming musical performances, audience participation games and segments spotlighting real life stories and amazing talents.
18:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG
The One With The Cuffs Monica tries to prove her mother wrong; and, Chandler gets into an embarrassing situation while dating Rachel's boss.
Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc
18:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG
The One With The Ballroom Dancing Joey makes an odd deal with the building superintendent to prevent him from evicting Rachel and Monica. Pheobe wants to date her sexy massage client.
Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc
19:00 THE ZOO Repeat WS G The Zoo takes you behind the scenes at Auckland Zoo, bringing you great stories about the animals and their keepers.
19:30 THE FARMER WANTS A WIFE Captioned Repeat WS PG
After an emotional farm stay our lonesome bush bachelors say goodbye to their two favourites. However before the farmers can make their final decisions they will need to visit each of their potential loves in their home cities, which means meeting the parents and families. Will love survive away from the farm when reality sets in?
20:30 UNDERBELLY: RAZOR Captioned Repeat HD WS M
Tripe and Brains
With Kate Leigh in prison, Tilly devises a radical new strategy for taking control of Razorhurst. Meanwhile, Wally faces an uphill battle to protect Kate s business and family interests while she is in prison. A dashing nightclub singer pledges his undying love to Nellie Cameron, with tragic results. And Black Aggie is publicly humiliated in a bar-room brawl with Nellie, but finds love from an unlikely source.
Starring: Danielle Cormack, Chelsie Preston Crayford, Anna McGahan, Jack Campbell, John Batchelor, Khan Chittenden, Richard Brancatisano
Cons.Advice: Strong Violence, Frequent Coarse Language, Drug Use, Nudity, A Sex Scene
21:30 PRIME SUSPECT WS AV
The Final Act Pt Two Approaching retirement, Jane Tennison investigates the murder of a missing girl. But the cracks soon begin to show as Jane struggles with an alcohol problem and the death of her father.
Starring: Helen Mirren, Stephen Tompkinson, Laura Greenwood
Cons.Advice: Strong Violence, Strong Adult Themes
23:30 CONAN WS M Conan O'Brien hosts an hour of laughs with some of the biggest names in entertainment and music, with regular funny segments and musical acts.
00:30 PSYCHIC TV Live WS PG Connect with Australia's expert mediums, psychics and clairvoyants - live and interactive. Our team of specialist, hand selected psychics are ready and waiting for your call!
02:00 DON'T LOOK NOW 1973 Repeat WS M
Don't Look Now After the shockingly unexpected death of their daughter, John and Laura Baxter go to Venice to recuperate, but find themselves confronted by strange premonitory visions.
Starring: Julie Christie, Donald Sutherland, Hilary Mason, Massimo Serato
Cons.Advice: Strong Sex Scenes, Strong Violence
04:05 THE MAN WHO FINALLY DIED 1962 Repeat PG
The Man Who Finally Died
After living in England since the outbreak of World War II, Joe Newman returns to the small Bavarian town of his birth to seek news of his father. There he is told that his father, now dead, had escaped from behind the Iron Curtain, taken refuge in the home of a Dr. von Brecht, and later married a woman named Lisa.
Starring: Stanley Baker, Peter Cushing, Mai Zetterling, Eric Portman, Niall MacGinnis, Barbara Everest
Cons.Advice: Some Violence, Adult Themes Sat Oct 1, 2011
06:00 CROOKS IN CLOISTERS 1963 Repeat WS G
Crooks In Cloisters Having pulled off the smallest ever train robbery, Little Walter and his crew decide to get out of London and set up business in a disused monastery.
Starring: Ronald Fraser, Barbara Windsor, Bernard Cribbins, Joseph O'Connor, Davy Kaye
08:00 BRAND DEVELOPERS WS G
Home shopping programme.
09:00 THE AVENGERS Repeat PG
Never Say Die Back in the public house, Steed meets Penrose and, suspicious of his strange mannerisms, follows him back to the unit.
Starring: Patrick MacNee, Diana Rigg
10:00 GEM PRESENTS Repeat PG
Adam Harvey: Falling into Place
Music Special.
10:15 MAYERLING 1968 Repeat WS PG
Mayerling
Based on Claude Anet's novel - The tale of love and tragedy in the Royal Court of Austria in 1888.
Starring: Omar Sharif, Catherine Deneuve, James Mason, Ava Gardner, James R Justice, Genevieve Page
Cons.Advice: Some Violence, Sexual References
12:50 KALEIDOSCOPE 1966 Repeat WS PG
Kaleidoscope Romantic comedy which has Barney Lincoln and Angel McGinnis as a pair of amorous adventurers in the gambling places of London and the Riviera.
Starring: Warren Beatty, Susannah York, Clive Revill, Eric Porter, Murray Melvin
Cons.Advice: Mild Violence
15:00 COLT .45 1950 Captioned Repeat WS PG
Colt .45
A gun merchant is accused of illegal activities after his inventory is stolen by outlaws.
Starring: Randolph Scott, Zachary Scott, Ruth Roman, Lloyd Bridges, Alan Hale
Cons.Advice: Some Violence
16:30 THE GOLDEN GIRLS WS PG
From Here to the Pharmacy
Blanche, in a patriotic zeal, sent more men off to the Persian Gulf smiling than Pepsodent. One of the men, Bill, took a promise she made to heart and has returned to claim his prize: Blanche, as his one and only girl. She doesn't remember him but fakes it for his benefit.
Starring: Bea / Beatrice Arthur, Rue Mcclanahan, Estelle Getty
17:00 RUGBY WORLD CUP 2011 WS NA
England v Scotland
Wide Worlds Of Sports presents England v Scotland from Eden Park, Auckland. With both teams being regulars at the knock-out stages, each side will be vying for a spot in the semi-finals. Join George Gregan, Andrew Slack along with Ken Sutcliffe for all the action.
19:30 ANTIQUES ROADSHOW Captioned WS G
Wells, Somerset 1 Viewers from all corners bring their items to be appraised by the show's antiques experts. Are they valuable, priceless items, or will they go home disappointed? 20:30 CSI: NY HD WS M
The 34th Floor
The seventh season begins with new team member, Jo Danville discovering the body of a young woman who was murdered somewhere in the New York crime-lab building. Meanwhile, Lindsay struggles with her feelings over killing the man who threatened her daughter's life.
Starring: Gary Sinise, Sela Ward, Carmine Giovinazzo, Hill Harper, Anna Belknap, Eddie Cahill
Cons.Advice: Strong Violence
21:30 CSI: MIAMI Captioned Repeat HD WS M
CSI: My Nanny When the nanny to a wealthy family is stabbed to death with a during a party, the team investigate the world of really good looking nannies and the unofficial services they provide.
Starring: David Caruso, Emily Procter, Adam Rodriguez, Jonathan Togo, Rex Linn, Eva La Rue
22:30 CSI: CRIME SCENE INVESTIGATION Captioned Repeat HD WS M
The Chick Chop Flick Shop
Grissom and his investigation when an actress is killed on the set of a horror porn film.
Starring: Marg Helgenberger, William Petersen
Cons.Advice: Strong Violence
23:25 CONAN WS M Conan O'Brien hosts an hour of laughs with some of the biggest names in entertainment and music, with regular funny segments and musical acts.
00:20 PSYCHIC TV Live WS PG Connect with Australia's expert mediums, psychics and clairvoyants - live and interactive. Our team of specialist, hand selected psychics are ready and waiting for your call!
01:50 DAYLIGHT SAVING BEGINS NA
*Move Clocks Forward One Hour*
02:50 MAYERLING 1968 Repeat WS PG
Mayerling
Based on Claude Anet's novel - The tale of love and tragedy in the Royal Court of Austria in 1888.
Starring: Omar Sharif, Catherine Deneuve, James Mason, Ava Gardner, James R Justice, Genevieve Page
Cons.Advice: Some Violence, Sexual References
05:05 MURDER, SHE WROTE Repeat WS PG
Night Fears A former policeman, now a professor, challenges Jessica to a race to solve a series of muggings on campus, and the muggings soon escalate to murder.
Starring: Angela Lansbury, William Windom, Michael Horton, Richard Paul, Julie Adams