Feb. 24 , 1983 UNIVERSITY OF MISSOURI-SAINT LOUIS Issue 445 Minorities assessed

cent. The 'faculty representation Kevin A. Curtin bers and we are in a very com­ CO'news editor is substantially below that. petitive world as far as attracting " If the students believe that we black faculty members to our The. conditions of black stu­ ought to have black faculty com­ campus," VanderWaerdt said. dents on the UMSL campus and mensurate with representation She added that between 1979 an endorsement of state House of black students," she said, " I and 1982, UMSL had 3,686 ap­ Bill 834 highlighted the monthly think that is unrealistic. I don't plicants for faculty positions - University Senate meeting held think that I'll see it in my 184 of these were black. During Feti. 22 in Room 126 of the J.C. lifetime." those three years 160 faculty Penney Building. VanderWaerdt also said that members were hired,and eight The Senate heard several the availability of black faculty offers were made to blacks. reports by various committees is related to this problem. "For "That's an offer rate of five assessing the conditions of black example, for all pOSitions that we percent," VanderWaerdt said. students here. Vice Chancellor filled last year, 12 of them were "There were six hires for an for Academic Affairs Arthur C. in mathematics," she said. "The actual hire rate of 3.8 percent. MacKinney asked Lois Vander­ availiabiltiy of black mathe­ Statistically, that's about where Waerdt,Affirmative Action of­ maticians in general math is l. 9 we ought to be. That does not ficer, to detail the amount of percent, and, between 1979 and mean that I think we shouldn't black stud ent and faculty rep­ 1981, there were 2,185 doctorates hire more black faculty. 1 think resentation on campu s. granted in general mathematics. we should ," . VanderWaerdt said that the Forty-one of them went to blacks." ,The six hires break down into students' perception is that VanderWaerdt added that in one hire for administration, two UMSL doesn't have enough black other areas of mathematics, the hires for the Center for Aca­ faculty members. "I don't know black representation was even demic Development and three what the students' ex pectations lower than this. In the sciences, hires for the library. Offers in the are exactly, and I don't know the potential availability for School of Nursing and the politi­ what they consider to be ade­ black representation was be­ cal science department were TROPICAL THOUGHTS: A student takes advantage of the quate. I do know that our student tween 1.7 and 2 percent. balmy breezes the area enjoyed last week. Temperatures were in the high 60 s. . representation is about 12 per- "These are all very small num- See "Senate," page 6 ~ Student Association budget request rises ter. Barb DePalma campus, then I think it is worth time students, has bee-n recom­ payment of $18 .90 for a full-time co-news editor Presently, the student escort every penny we spent on it. " mended by John P. Perry, vice student. The fees would be lin­ program is run by the UMSL The assembly voted to ratify chancellor of Administrative earized on a 14 credit hour . The Student Association held police and is funded from $7 ,500 six bylaw changes which already Services. The Student Associa­ basis. its first meeting of 1983 last Sun­ given by the Student Association. had received a two-thirds ma­ tion has submitted a counter­ Swift said that it has been day in Room 222 of the J .C. Pen­ " Unless we continue providing jority passage in previous meet­ recommendation whi ch would estimated that UMSL wil l lose \ ney Building. money, the service won 't be ings. Although the bylaws already linearize the parking fee at $1.35 One of the main points of dis­ there," Wines said. had been approved, an offi­ per credit hour to a maximum See " Assembly," page 2 cussion in the meeting was the Earl Swift, Student Associa­ cial hand count was needed to request that $18,462 be put into tion vice president, said that he show passage. the student escort program for hopes that an alternate method The motion to ratify the bylaw 1983-4 . The money for the pro­ for funding the program ~i ll be changes was met with some Enrollment drops - again gram was asked for as part of the used in the fut ure. "We are not strong opposition from members Student Association's 1983 bud­ forever bound to finance the pro­ of the assembly. A heated Sue Rell LaMarca said. get request. gram," Swift said. " I ~ould like exchange took place between assistant news editor Actually there are two situa­ - Larry Wines, Student Associa­ tions combined together that are to see the chief (William G, Wines and Roland Lettner, Stu­ The official 1983 wi nter se­ tion president, said that the Karabas, UMS L pol ~£:e chief) get dent Assembly parliamentarian, affecting the enrollment, accord­ mester enrollment has dropped $18.000 would be used to run the a budgetary increase. If the chief before the vote was taken. ing to LaMarca. The e'Conomy is escort program for two semes­ sharply, aC'cording to Mimi down but also there are fewer obtains another source of money, The assembly also approved a ters and the summer. The sum­ LaMarca, acting director of stud ents applying to UMSL . our funds will return to Student sixth parking committee recom­ mer student escort program Admissions. LaMarca explained that there are Activities. " m endation which was presented would consist of six essorts The total number of students 16,000 high school seniors in the Swift said that the escort ser­ by Swift. The recommendation working on both the North and enrolled at UMSL this semester St. Louis area, all of whom do not vice is necessary during the sum­ suggests that the assembly call South (Marillac) campuses for is 10 ,707 . Compared to last win­ go on to college. mer session for two reasons: (1) for a restriction on .interest three hou rs a day throughout the ter this is a decrease of 697 during the summer, there are earned on parking funds invest­ 12 -week session. The' escorts students or 6.1 percent. This fi ­ She said that a greater number fewer people on campus; and (2) ed, so that interest dividends be would be available four days a gure has dropped \ even more of stUdents are dropping out for a cri,me increases in warm weather. channeled back into the Parking week, since UMSL operates on a sharply from the ' 1982 Fall semester to work or transfer to Improvements Account. shortened work week during the "I would be inclined to think semester with 1,04·0 students or another school to finish their summer session. Wines said that the service is cost-effective A linearization of parking fees 8.9 percent. education. $3 ,464 would be needed to run the as long as it works," Swift said. to $2 per credit hourup to a max­ "This is the greatest decrease I " I know that all three com­ service for the summer semes- " If it helps reduce attacks on imum payment of $28 for full- have ever seen," LaMarca said. munity colleges are up in enroll­ The highest enrollment in the ment," LaMarca said. UMSL is history of UMSL was during the sending more transcripts to the fall of 1981 with a total of 12,048 community colleges, LaMarca Men must register with Feds before students. said. "I think the greatest single fac- . " I think we'll continue to see a filling out financial aid applications tor contributing to the decline in decrease for 'a while in enroll­ enrollment is the economy.:' ment," LaMarca said. Daniel J. Johnson · Federal aid includes Guaran­ Nugent stressed that studenfs reporter teed Student Loans, auxiliary should " hang on" to their ack­ loans, National Direct StUdent nowledgement letters, because A new law goes into effect July Loans, Pell Grants, supplemen­ they will be needed for verifica­ inside 1, requiring men to prove they tal grants, colle~e work-study tion of registration, before a stu­ have registered for the military assistance, Missouri Student dent can get aid. draft before they can get finan­ Grants and some federally fun­ - Men who have lost their letters On guard First champs cial ai d, said Phil Rokicki, Uni ded fellowships , he said. can obtain another copy from the Francis Sullivan, a security versity of Missouri director of Selective Service, Rokicki said. The UMSL club hockey guard at the Mark Twain student financial aid. Mark Nugent, UMSL director "By law, it should only take two team captured the first St. President Ronald Reagan of financial aid, said male and Building, greets many stu­ Louis College Hockey weeks," he said, "but the Selec­ dents and visitors each signed legislation in September female students will have to sub­ League championship with tive Service is taking significan­ day. The former police of­ that was passed by Congress mit statements of registration a 3-1 victory over Saint tly longer than two weeks." It will ficer is respected for his making draft registration a re­ compliance, indicating why they Louis University, Sunday take several months for men to warm personality. quirement for students to get aid have not registereCl, tor example, obtain replacement copies." night at.!.he Dellwood Ice page 7 from any U.S . Department of 'because of their age, they are Handicapped students and Rink. page 14 Education program. female or they are on active conscientious objectors must Men born after Dec. 31 , '1959 , duty. Close calls register, Nugent said. "No stu­ editorials .. . . , ...... , 4-5 must provide the university with "The required statement' of dent is exempt. There is no draft. The UMSL men's basket­ features/arts . , ...... 7-11 copies of their Selective Service registration compliance will It would take an act of Congress ball squad won two close classifieds. , . , . , .. , .... 10 registration acknowledgement enable us to proceed with the to reinstate the draft." games last week. around UMSL. .. , .. , .. , 12 letters when applying for any awarding of aid process," Nugent page 13 sports ... , ...... 13-1 type of federal aid, Rokicki said. said. See "Service," page 3 s.. page '2 CUiiRENT Feb. 24 , 1983 Math department gets computer from Intel Corporation

students. ,· It is the highest level Iris D. Fletcher reporter of microcomputers on the mar­ ket," said Jim Fleck, a technical A gift of $13 4,0 00 was donated employee at Intel. It rests on a to the UMSL math department by desk and transmits computer Intel Corp., a subsidiary of the language into a connected ter­ International Telephone and minal. Telegraph Co. Th e $134 ,000 were Jerrold Siegel, a professor of given in the fo rm of computers mathematics, said that the com­ fo r instructional pur poses and to puters will be used by junior and in crease the stud ents' learning senior students and professors at about the high technology of the UMSL. "They are the ones who computer world. know the computer language ·Rir.h Podhorn Th e .Intel 432 computer was needed to operate the Intel 432, " THANK YOU: Howard Jacob of Intel Corp. presents a new computer to Dr. Jerrold Siegel of the given to the math department at Si egel said. UMSL math department as Vice Chancellor for Academic Affairs Arthur C. MacKinney (far right) a ceremony Feb. 16 . Th e cere­ Siegel said that an assembler and Lewis Burns (far left) look on. mony was held in the math computer language is used to department's computer terminal operate this computer. "To learn room where UMSL math pro­ the language, if yo u are a stud ent, fessors presented a plaque of one must study a series of co m­ New budget process launched appreciation to Intel. puter science and some math Following the ceremony, a courses," Siegel said. Siegel added that the computer is too were being left out. Before, it was marathon session to hear about reception was held in the Summit Kevin A. Curtin sophisticated for the student who cO'news editor hard to know what was in each 30 requests. lounge. Attending the ceremony request. Now we know exact "That was a hard way to work," were Carol Ellerman, adminis­ has never learned the computer The Student Activities Budget amounts for specific projects." Wallace said. "The committee trative associate of UniverSity language. He said tpat the com­ Committee has introduced a new The ' new budget requests for would get tired and we found that Relations; William Heinbecker, puter is here for the purpose of budget request procedure to all 1983-4 already have been sub­ there was a loss of efficiency." director of the UMSL Computer the students' learning. Bu t the student organizations who are mitted to the Office of Student The new process stems from a students must know and under­ Center; Thomas M. Jones, asso­ stand the computer langu age seeking funds for the 1983- 84 Affairs and are awaiting review United Way workshop that Dean ciate dean of Arts and SCiences; 'ic hool year. by the s.creening committee. of Student Affairs Lowe S. Mac­ four representatives from- the necessary to carefully operate The new process includes a That committee meets Feb. 22 Lean invited to the UMSL cam­ Intel Corp.; several UMSL math the Intel 432 computer. training workshop on how to through 25 . pus during the fall of 1981. An students; and members of the Siegel said that the Intel 432 make a budget request, new Wallace said that the new for­ analysis of the old method was math department and admini­ computer is new to the math request forms that separate a mat also allows the budget com­ done and methods were sugges· stration. I department. "We are working budget into specific terms, and a mittee to outline priorities, pro­ ted to MacLean and the Student The computers will be located with the students in learning how screening committee that re­ grams, services or activities that Association. in one of the department com­ views all requests belore send­ it would like to see happen during Student organizations now at­ to use this new computer," Si egel puter rooms. The department is said. ing the budgets to the Student the year. tend a workshop in which they located at 500 Clark Hall. Activities Budget Committee for "It's not like the committee are given the materials neces­ When asked what the math final approval. will tell organizations what to do sary for making a budget request UMSL professors and students department will do with the com­ Dan Wallace, assistant dean of with their money," Wallace said. and are taught how to use them. are among the first to use the puters already in use, Si egel Student Affairs, said that the new .. An organization will be funded The groups also learn all policies Intel 432 computer because it is said, "We have been using an IBM process will provide better or­ even though it may not meet and procedures and are given new and highly technical, se'rv­ Series I and a microfilm com­ ganization and more concise priorities. But this does allow three weeks to draw up a budget. ing the purpose of preparing puter. These computers serve information and w'ill be less organizations to interact with The new forms are specific. students for the future job the purpose of instructing stu­ time-consuming. one another and each group can They ask each organization to market. dents. The students can enhance plan its budltets more carefully." define its goals and the amount of their knowledge and skills while The Intel 432 is one of Intel's -- "The allocation process will working on the Intel 432 com­ most sophisticated computers now be more professional, more The new process replaces a puter. We want to prepare our See " Budget," page 6 used by UMSL professors and consistent, and also more equit­ system in which each organiza­ students for the future market." able," Wallace said. " We found tion submitted its budget in dif­ that the old formats were vague ferent forms and the budget and that some student projects committee met in a one· day WE'LL PAY YOU TO GET INTO - Assembly-~-- SHAPE IS SUMMER.

from page 1 would be part of UMSL's 20th anniversary celebration in the approximately $50 ,000 for every fall of 1983 . The display would quarter the parking fee is re­ show UMSL students' con­ tributions to the community. It duced. He added that UMSL pre­ would remain on campus for 30 sently receives $50 ,000 each year weeks and tour the community in interest from parking fee re­ the rest of the year. venue, but the interest money is channeled into the general re­ The association requested If you have at least venue fund and not back into the $855 to hold a reunion and dinner two years of college left, parking fund . for UMSL student leaders over you can spend six weeks at Swift said the ad hoc commit­ the past 20 years. An in crease tee on parking, appointed by our Army ROTC Basic fr om $316 .50 to $1 ,218.51 also Camp summer and earn Chancellor Arnold B. Grobman was requested in consumable this last December, would continue supplies for 1983- 84 . Wines said approximately $600. to push to get the parking fee this in crease was necessary be­ And if you qu~lify, you lowered to $1.75 per credit hour ~ cause of the increased use of can enter the RarC 2,; He said that the fact that UMSL is adv ertisements in the Current as Year Program this fall and losing inoney every quarte'r .the opposed to the printing and dis­ receive up to $1 ,000 a year. fee is lowered might help the tribution of fl yers. It also would committee's fight to get the fee But the big payoff cover materials and office sup­ happens on graduation day. lowered. plies. The Student Association bud­ That's when you receive get for 1983-84 was presented to Ni ne members were approved an officer's commission. .the assembly for approval. The t:> y the assembly to the Univer­ So get your body in assembly passed the budget re­ sity Program Board. They are shape (not to mention your quest which calls for an increase Carol Aft, Clifford Reeves, Bob bank account). of $20,612 over last year. Some of Kent, J ackie Poor, Larry Wines, Enroll in Army ROTC. the larger increases were shown Joe Lamb, Terry Inman, Linda in the areas of consumable sup­ Brand ecke and David Jayne. For more information, plies, salary and wages, the es­ Bob Wittman, Larry Wines and contact your Professor of cort service, a 20th anniversary Randy Gehricke also were ap­ Military Science. display and a 20th anniversary pointed to the University Cen­ reuniori and dinner for past stu­ ter Board. ARMY ROTC. dent government leaders. Seven students were appoint­ .'.' '. BEALLYOU CAN BE. Wines said the increase from ed to the Student Foundation ATUMSL SEE $10 ,200 to $16 ,700 in wage and committee. They are Clifford payroll was requested because of Reeves, Earl Swift, N. Alan Wil­ APTAIN SLOAN the hiring of a secretary over two son, Carol Line Oakley, Rodney R MAJOR RICE semesters and the increase in Woods, Bob Wittman and Pat the hours worked by the sec­ Kinamore. ROOM44BMOB retary. The association also re- The next Student Association CALL 553-5176 Feb. 24 , 1983 CURRENT page 3 New development director begins duties has made remarkable growth in " unique experience" to this job vate universities and colleges. He ning," Hundley said. " Presently Barb DePalma recent years." because, for the past 20 years, he was involved in fund-raising and UMSL doesn't receive anything co-news editor Hundley said that UMSL has has been involved in develop­ development for three years at in deferred giving." Walter M. Hundley has been not kept pace with other univer­ ment and fund-raising for pri- Washington University and for 10 He said that it is important appointed the new director of sities in terms of how much they years at Rollins College in Win­ that he keep in contact with area development at UMSL, effective received in private con­ ter Park, Fla. He came to UMSL trust firms to make sure they are Feb. 7. tributions. He attributes this to after serving as director of aware that UMSL is open and Hundley replaces Daniel J . the fact that UMSL is only 20 development for the Lindenwood ready for anyone who wants to Sullivan who left UMSL last fall years old and, therefore, does not Colleges in St. Charles. donate something. to become a special assistant of have as many older alumni as Hundley studied at UMC , but There are two plans that are development to University of does the University of Missouri­ transferred to Washington Uni­ used in deferred giving, Hundley Missouri President James C. Columbia or Washington Uni­ versity where he received his said. They are gift annuity and a Olson. versity. bachelor's degree in business pooled income fund . Gift annuity Hundley said his main goal is administration in 1951. is where the prospective donor to increase the income from " My job is to make other peo­ Another area Hundley plans to receives a guaranteed income private gifts from all sources to ple in corporations and foun­ concentrate in is planned or for life, after the gift is received. the university. His main area of dations see that a state univer­ deferred giving. Gifts in this area In a pooled income fund, the title emphasis will be in achieving ity can't oper ate solely on leg­ usually include real estate and to a stock certificate is given to support from corporations and islative appropriations," Hun­ stocks. the university to invest and get foundations. dley said. "There are always " Part of my job is to appeal to the best possible return. The "The annual giving to UMSL needs over and above the bud­ our constituents that have the donor then receives an income should be double over what it has get." ability to give to the university in from the interest received by the been," he said. "However, UMSL Hundley says that he brings a Walter M . Hundley terms of wills and estate plan- university. After the donor dies, the university receives control of the title and can spend the in­ terest in any way it wants. PI SIGMA EPSILON See " Hund le y," page 6 PRESENTS Service SPRING BREAK ,NDAYTONA BEACH from page 1 .. All you're doing is registering to say 'Here I am, here's where I • live, here's my birthday,'" Rokicki said. M A R CH /8 - 27, 1983 SI X PER ROOiH TRIP INCLUDES Rokicki said that students • K ound (liP motorcnill.:h tran,pnrtatio l1 via modern highway A rrangem,nts by l'Oill'hc' to I ),,~ tona Beach. f' lorida leaving Fnday, March Ik. turning 18 should register as ECHO TR A VEL.. I NC. soon as possible. They have 30 MC/52571F • Se,:\l'n n11!h t\ ltl"cnmnHu..lat inn:-. at t he exciting Texan Mottl $193 ,,1 1>:I\lona tkach. I.ocaled al 701 Soulh Alla nl ic Ave .. it is days before and after their 18th tlfll: oj (hI..' mo:-. t dcmanded holel, on t he :-, tri p at that time. birthday in which to do so. • 1\ trlll~ gn:at ~ l' hcduk of ac t ivitic~ induding nur famou\ "Institutions are put, unfor· p"ol ded partic, and hel ly flop tonte,\. tunately. in the position 01 FOl 'R PER ROo/H • Oplumal c'u'ur,ion, availahlL- to Di " ne ~ W o rld . F. p CO l. Hod enacting the Selective Service '1..'\"1.: r:1 1 o lhl.'1 a tt rac lion ~ , law to provide funds ," Rokicki • \,'ulHcroll' hill :lIld rc\t:wrant UI,c.:ounh, said. • ,I hI.' 'l'l\i":l'\ 011111. tlnll: trtt\c! rcpn':'t."ntati\,c" Men may register at their local $205 ta\l'\ • :\ 11 and J!latIlIIIC\ , post offices.

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Programming Wines must not dictate changes Changes are not always for the best. In 1979 , just before Kimbo resigned as especially when one ignores proper chan­ dean of student affairs, Kimbo decided to nels and guidelines to make them. Unfor­ give Central Co uncil (UMSL's student tunately, Student Association President government at the time) complete respon­ Larry Wines believes this is the way things sibility in appointing the board members. should be done. In the past year, the board has been Wines has taken it upon himself to expanded from nine to 15 members. The " .~ .... . insure students have control over one of entire organization consists of approx­ the largest groups on campus, the Univer­ imately 60 students who serve on such . .. sity Program Board. He has decided to subcommittees as lectures, films, fine " " ~ .'. : insert Student Association into the name arts and video. Watts, in his third year with .... '" :', :.: of the program board, make the program the board, is now recognized as the coor­ . ,' . .. board a standing committee of Student dinator of Student Activities and serves as ; . .', .-... Association and include programming's an overseer of ;>rogramming's operation. -- budget with Student Association's. Under Watts' guidance, the organiza~ Little does Wines realize that it is not ,' ..~ .: tion has operated efficiently. Students . '. within his power to make such decisions . . who are new to the organization are given ; ..... - . . , " Changes in the program board must be .. an opportunity to participate directly in authorized by the Office of the Dean of the group's activities, which gives them Student Affairs, and as of yet, the dean has the experience to accept more important r~~, A' : 5> •• : ,,:, 1 ',. not authorized those decisions. Hopefully, roles in the future. : .. '.; .. : ... . .- :'. : :'. " . ":', , he never will. ~: };~ ~ ' :' ~ d======::::::::::====::=:::::::~ Student Assembly. UMSL's student If Wines is allowed to make changes ...... government. already appoints all of pro­ without approval from the dean's office, "i ': : :~:< ': ::.: gramming's board members. For a politi­ though, the future of programming is in cal group to have more control over a jeopardy. With a free rein, Wines and his group that specializes in the arts is successors could censor programming Wines' changes. He believes the last thing Wines' motives for his changes are hard ethically wrong. Programming needs to any way they see fit. They would even be programming needs is to be tied to Stu­ to figure. He feels strongly about student he completely aut onomous and free of able to cut the budget in half if they wanted dent Association. control in groups that are funded by Dolitical pressure to insure its freedom­ to. His point is well taken. A similar cir­ . If expression. cumstance temporarily destroyed the students. But programming is run almost When Wines delivered his changes to programming organization at St. Louis entirely by students under its present sys­ To clarify matters. here is a brief sketch the program board in January, he encoun­ of the history of programming at UMSL: University three years ago when students tem; Watts is only there to make sure cer­ tered heavy resistance. The program were given complete control. Just recent­ tain policies are not violated. The program board was established in board members, satisfied with the or­ 1970 under the direction of Stephanie ly, the Student Activities office was It should also be mentioned that pro­ ganization's present setup, are opposed to reinstated at SLU and programming there gramming is a more stable organization Kreis, director of programming, until Wines on this issue. It's to their credit that Curt Watts became adviser to the program is making a slow comeback. than student government. With a budget they're willing to stand up for what they Wines pulled a fast one at Student that hovers around $100,000 a year, an board in 1980. The board was organized by think is a blatant abuse of the system. the Office of Student Affairs and Connie Association's most recent meeting when administrator such as Watts is a necessi­ Kimbo, former dean. Thanks to Wi nes' backdoor tactics, the he appointed himself to the program ty. Student Association could possibly be For the first few years of program­ program board has two chairmen, one board. That move must be questioned, able to manage such a large budget, but ming's existence, Kreis appointed all the appointed by programming and the other especially since Wi nes has no experience why take the chance when things are fine members to the board. Then in 1976, it was by Student Association. It'~ interesting, whatsoever in programming at UMSL. as they are? agreed that half the members were to be and ' somewhat fitting, that the Student There certainly must have been others In short, programming may require appointed by Kreis and the other half by Association-elected chairman Cedric R. who were more qu alified, but who didn't some changes in the future. But Wines' student government. Anderson is vehemently opposed to get appointed. changes are definitely out of the question. Student Patrol should stress quality, not quantity Hooray' Student Patrol members of the ed on purpose. For someone to be au­ cerned about fin ding things that will keep ing the day; their primary service is at - Student Escort Program have stopped tic­ thorized to go into our cars without them busy than improving the service night. keting cars. It's ' a shame they had to permission is not right. they were funded to provide-escort Instead of Student Patrol members . replace that ridiculous duty with one that Also, leaving notices on the windshields students. The service, under its present lurking around the campus during the day, is almost as absurd. of cars is a dangerous practice. Not only setup, has its fine pOints. But, considering looking for things to do, they would much Student Patrol members now leave does it let the owner of the car know he or thousands of dollars have been poured better serve the students by doubling up at notices on cars with unlocked doors or she left something valuable in the car, it into the program, it has a long way to go night. More Student Patrol members valuables that have been left unguarded in lets everyone else know this, too. Conse­ before it meets the students' 'needs. working at night would make the program an effort to make students more aware of quently, potential criminals wouldn't The program, which was funded by more visible, and decrease the possibility potential theft situations. Although the have to look quite as hard to find a car with $7,500 of Student Activities money of students having to call intention is good, the Student Patrol's new valuables just waiting to be ripped off. through Student Association, has not pro­ department to send an escort. Students responsibility is an open invitation to Since this part of the program is more vided the kind of service students expec­ who don't know that they can get an escort trouble. trouble than it's worth, the best solution ted. UMSL's police department has de­ by calling the police probably won't bother First. the Student Patrol is doing would be to scrap it. If UMSL Police and vised a system where Student Patrol to use the service. students a favor by locking their car doors the Student Patrol want students to be members work in shifts during the day and Since students are funding this pro­ if they were left unlocked by accident. But, aware of their carelessness, they might at night, escorting students to parking lots gram, they should determine what needs for whatever reason, there are some consider putting notices on every car. upon request. But Student Patrol mem­ to be done. If the UMSL pOlice department students who keep their car doors unlock- It seems the Student Patrol is more con- bers are not needed to escort students dur- is going to continue to make all the decisions based on their needs, then let's have the program funded by the same fund (parking) that pays the salaries of the C.URRENT UMSL police officers. Director of UniverSity Police William - G. Karabas has put forth a lot of effort in staff anti-crime programs on campus. His University of Missouri-St. Louis enthusiasm in establishing programs that 1 Blue Metal Office Building Jeff Kuchno Dan Kimack production assistants should prevent crime on campus is great 8001 Natural Bridge Road editor assistant sports editor Linda Belford Marilyn Brand for the UMSL commuity. St. Louis, Mo. 63121 Jeff Lamb Rich Pod horn Laurie Bunkers copy editor As faras the Student Escort Program is PhonE: 553-5174 photography director Ken Eckert typesetter concerned, though, less emphasis should Dave Trammel Kathy Lansden Barb DePalma graphic artist Jamie Levine be placed on the quantity of services the The Current is pu llished weekly on Thursdays. co· news editor Tina Schneider program provides. Instead, let's worry Dave Zamudio about improving the quality of the ser­ Advertising rates are available upon request by contact­ Kevin A. Curtin graphic artist reporters: co-news editor Greg Barnes vice itself. ing the Business Office at 553-5175. Space reservations production chief Marty Klug Gary Belsky for advertisements must be received by noon Monday typesetter Bob Chitwood prior to the date of publication. Sue Rell Kay Luebbers Sharon Copeland -, - Correction assistant news editor typesetter Matthew T. Hall The Current, financed in part by student activities fees, is Connie Fondren In last week's editorial, " UMSL: It's not Sharon Kubatzky Pat Cody Brian Hayden features/arts editor not an official publication of the University of Missouri. ad constructionist Kurt Jacob just for classes anymore," we inadvertent­ ass!. photography director The university is not responsible for the Current's con­ Jamie Dodson Daniel J. Johnson ly referred to an upcoming election that tents and policies. Frank Russell circulation manager Steve Klearman traditionally has had poor representation around UMSL editor David Moody Don Boddie Kyle Muldrow as being for student government. In Editorials expressed in the paper reflect the opinions of ass!. features/arts editor office manager Erik Schaffer actuality, we were referring to the Univer­ the editorial staff. Articles labeled "Commentary" are Curt Melchior Yates W. Sanders Debbie Suchart sity Senate student elections. which ten­ the opinion of the individual writer. -'lorts editor business manager Ronn Tipton tatively have been scheduled for March 7 and 8. The Current regrets this error. IFeb. 24, 1_983 CURRENT page 5 letters Defends recent actions of Disputes claim that CFA film vocal Poly-Sci professor was 'intellectual midgetry' • Dear Editor: completely divergent, which should dic­ Dear Editor: which few live in luxury while the many starve. tate constant strains in relations. The In last week's edition of the Current a Freezeniks actually desire a middle I feel compelled to respond to the hys­ As all reasonable people admit, a rap­ member of the UMSL community who ground of socialism upon which the two terical, libelous, fascist attacks against prochement between the U.S.A. and the lacked the courage to sign his or her own superpowers can converge. Since the the good name of Associate Professor U.S.S.R. is not only inevitable, it is also name to a Letter to the Editor charged that Soviet Union is the " motherland" of inter­ Joyce Mushaben that have filled the quite desirable; gun-boat diplomacy is no the film "Countdown for America" was a national socialism, it is only natural that it Current letters pages in recent weeks. longer practical in the Nuclear Age. War­ " dangerous exercise in intellectual should dominate any such future <:'On­ Having known Joyce since the start of her fare of any kind is inherently destructive midgetry." Surely, U.S. unilateral disar­ vergen~e . career here at UMSL, I can attest to the and inordinately expensive in a world in mament and the unparalleled Soviet fact that without a doubt, she is the finest which human needs still come second to military buildup are factual knowledge. professor in the UMSL political science corporate greed. Socialism may fill a void for many The only case of " intellectual midgetry" department. She is calm, honest and The absurdity of any war, exceptjustifi­ morally insecure persons in the West but involved in this film was the failure to rational and therefore could not possibly able defensive operations against fascist it clearly entails a sacrifice of hu~an expose the ideological foundations of the have behaved in the manner suggested by aggressors, becomes readily apparent freedoms for varying degrees of state majority of freeze promoters. Mr. Bernard J. Backer. when it is conceded that the relatively absolutism. To a socialist, it is acceptable minor differences between illogically dis­ Freezeniks, for the majority, have no that everyone but the party elites live in Nevertheless, Joyce has earned the ire tinct geographic entities can never be poverty. because then we, the faceless of the campus reactionaries simply ideological or practical commitment to worth the ultimate evil of military vio­ the defense of " individual freedon" be­ masses, will all be equal. Such humanitarian because of some of her most noble beliefs. lence as a means of conflict resolution. "logic" based on anti-individualism is She has dared to criticize the capitalist cause they are socialists. Every student of There is no reason to believe that the left-wing politics is familiar with the "no contrary to Judeo-Christian theology. For economic system and its related evils. She this reason it is very disturbing to see so Soviets would not compromise with the enemies on the Left" comradeship of refrains from spewing forth the normative Americans regarding nuclear and non­ many religious activists endorSi ng what pro-American and anti-Communist plat­ liberals, socialists and Marxists. Remem­ nuclear weapons if the Americans would ber the "Popular Front" - it's alive and amounts to acceptance of common world itudes. She emphasizes the necessity of an' slavery to totalitarian statism. first agree to withdraw their own military well today. Underlying the "moral su­ ordered economy, as opposed to the . and espionage forces from Europe. El periority" of those who want to end the American system of organized plunder, in Salvador, etc. And the Soviets would stop arms race by a freeze is a commitment to arming the front line forces of the Third convergence of the United States and the Respectfully yours, World peoples' liberation armies if Soviet Union. Never mind that Western Robert J . Wittman Letters policy American financiers, spies and mUitary and Marxists concepts of freedom are president, Progressive Conservatives "advisers" would stop propping up so The Current welcomes all letters to many corrupt dictatorships. the editor. All letters must be signed But Backer and his kind pretend not to and the writer'S student number and notice such things. They wou ld risk a phone number must be included. nuclear war to destroy the economic Says clever use of language Non-students also must sign their let­ democracy of the U.S.S.R. They would ters, but only need to add their phone permanently depopulate the earth, ren­ borders on communism number. dering it forever uninhabitable, rather than make needed changes in the racist. Names for published letters will be Dear Editor: As bad as this abuse of our intellects is, fascist social structure of the U.S .A. withheld upon request, but letters with the icing on the cake has to be the mo­ which the writer's name is published The Li beral-Left coalition has s ubtly nopolization of 1h e word "peace" by disar­ Nam e withheld upon request will receive first preference. influenced American opinion over the mament advocates. The association of Responsibility fo r letters to the years by a clever but arrogant use of the "peace" and "disarmament .. implies that editor be longs to the individual writer. English language. Quotas and preferen­ anyone who s upports a stronger military The Curre nt is not responsible for con­ Thank writer tial hiring are termed "affirmative action " somehow endorses war. This, of course. is troversial material in the letters, but Dear Editor: implying that those Americans who sup­ utter nonsense Yet the continued ac­ maintains the right to refuse publica­ port a non-statist form of assuring equal quiescence of journalists in labeling all. tion of letters judged by the editorial The members of the UMSL hockey team opportunity are somehow promoting pacifist movements and groups as "peace" staff to be in poor taste. would like to thank Bob Chitwood' of the "negative action" by which one assumes movements serves only to redefine the Letters may be dropped off at the Current staff for his continuing interest they mean repression. Tax increases are English language in much the way that Current offices. 1 Blue Metal Office and support of the UMSL hockey team. called "revenue enhancement'" and losses Communist dialectics envisioned .. Building, or the University Center Bob's constant interest in the first year of of tax revenue from tax exemptions are Information Desk. They may also be UMSL's hockey program has helped the labeled "tax expendituret>"; cuts in the mailed to Letters to the Editor, team to the successful season it has rate of growth of government spending are Current, 1 Blue Metal Office Building, attained. titled " retrenchment process." Notice 8001 Natural Bridge Road. St. Louis, how all of these terms convey an emo­ Sincerely yours, Mo. 63121. Thanks very much, tional and divisive sense when they are Dave Williams ~1embers of UMSL hockey team read without critical inSight. member, Collegiate Anti-Communist::;

UNIVERSITY PLAYERS GENERAL MEETING February 25, 1983 ... 2:00 pm. 105 Benton Hall Only one of these pens is thin enough to draw the line below. Topics To Be Discussed:

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Two awards, UMSL students are being alert­ Smith said after he talked to of incubation. ing Awards by Monday, each carrying a $1 ,000 prize, ed of the poss ibility of a measles Browning he passed the word on " In days gone by, all kids were March 28. will be given. outbreak on campus, according to his staff. He said that none of immunized," Browning said. The awards recognize ex­ Nominators should use the to Yvonne Browning, a registered the winter sports teams had com­ "Lately people have been becom­ cellence in undergraduate forms which have been dis­ nurse in the- UMSL Student peted in Indiana, but that the ing slack in getting immunized. teaching, which is broadly tributed on campus. They also Health Cente r. women's softball team will be Not as many people today have defined to include advising should attach a letter describ­ The warning stems from a competing in Evansville, Ind., on shots." Browning said the sever­ and counseling as well as ing why the candidate is reported outbreak of measles on March 21. ity of the outbreak is not known. classroom performa nce. In­ deserving of the award. All several Indiana univers ity cam­ " What we will do is have the novations and research which nominations must be submit­ , puses including Purdue and softball coach call Evansville," foster good teaching also are ted directly to Ruth Jenkins, Indiana State. Browning said she Smith said. " If there is an epi ­ Students who have symptoms seen as relevant. chairwoman of the AMOCO . was contacted by Lewis Ander­ demic, we probably won't go."' for measles are encouraged to go Eligibility. is limited to Award Committee. She is son from the St. Louis Health The symptoms that students to the Student Health Center in regular full-time faculty at located in Room 214 Educa­ Department, who said that stu­ should be aware of. are cold-like 127 Woods Hall. A medfcal his­ the r anks of assistant pro­ tion Office Building on the dents at UMSL might be affected symptoms (low temperature, tory will be taken and the student fessor, associate professor South (Marillac) campus. because several athletic teams runny nose, aches and pains), and will be sent to Normandy Osteo­ will compete at Indiana univer­ a blotchy red rash that originates pathic Hospital or their private sities. on t he head, neck or trunk and physician for observation. Browning said that she con­ extends to the arms and legs. The For more information, contact tacted Chuck Smith, UMSL rash usually is not raised, but is Browning in the Student Health Budget athletic director. to tell him of more of a discoloration of the Center, or call 553-5671. from page 2 That committee then passes senate------the requests to the Student money needed to attain them. Activities Budget Committee it­ They also ask each group to state from page 1 sion. The Finatlcial Aid office ment of House Bill 834. self. Requests will be submitted its purpose of existence and its turned down. These are not plans to send follow-up letters in This bill would restructure the Feb. 28 through March 4. The tenure-track faculty, but they are the spring. present curator selection pro­ benefit to the UMSL community. budget committee will hold The new forms also ask each members with academic ap­ MacLean said that three sug­ cess for the entire UM system. heaFings March 10 and 11, during group to describe its spending pointments, VanderWaerdt said . gestions have been made to hi s Presently, the governor appoints which it will interview organi­ She add ed that there is a 6.7 per­ office: (1) increase the minority new members to the UM Board of trends of the future. zational representatives before Each request is broken down cent potential for hiring bl ack student orientation program, (2) Curators. If H.B. 834 passes, a granting the requests. into formats that list exact librarians. increase multicultural extra­ committee of four faculty mem­ am()unts of money for the admin­ Howard Benoist, director of curricular activities, and (3) hire bers and four students from the Allocation appeals must be istration of a group and the pro­ the Center of Academic Develop­ a black counselor. UM system, along with eight submitted by April 8. Any group jects it has planned. Every group ment, suggested that the CAD MacLean said that the most private citizens, would draw up a seeking more funds than it re­ must show what was spent the work more closely with Lowe S. . dramatic increase in black rep­ list of names from which the ceived must appeal and hearings previous fiscal year, how much Ma cLean and the Office of Stu­ resentation was in the Student governor must choose each new will be held April 14 and 15. On . was spent during the current fis­ dent Affairs. Benoist also plans Activities Budget Committee. curator. May 15, the final budgets will be cal year, and the request it has to send a letter to all depart­ " In 1981-82, the budget com­ The students and faculty mem­ submitted to Vice Chancellor for for the upcoming year. ments in the university asking mittee awarded $4 ,298 to the bers for this committee would be Administrative Services John After a budget is completed them to discuss the CAD in their Association for Black Collegians," chosen by elections held on each P. Perry. meetings to look for ways to he said. " In 1982-83, they re­ campus. Each campus would then and turned in, a screening com­ in corporate the CAD into their ceived $11 ,848. This enabled send one faculty member and one mittee will review it and clarify Wallace said that the com­ activities. ABC to move from a Black Cul­ student to the committee. the requests by contacting the mittee needs to be concerned He also said that "The CAD ture Week in 1982 to a Black Cul­ The private citizens would be individual group. with policies. He hopes that the shou ld be better integrated into ture Month in 1983 ." chosen by the governor . . Members of the screening new process will help the budget the university committees and University Senate chairman The University Senate decided committee are Larry Wines, committee and each group es­ the senate itself."' He urged that James Doyle also told the to endorse the bill in principle Mark Lemuth, Roland Lettner tablish funding priorities. the CAD seek solutions for the senators that he had been con­ only. It will withhold its full and Randi Davis. It is chaired by sm all numbers of black student tacted by state Rep. Robert endorsement until a final draft of MacLean and staffed by Wallace The emphasis is on establish­ teaching assistants in the in­ Holden of Springfield. Holden the bill can be read before the and student accountant Jean ing policies that require each structionallaboratories. was seeking a faculty endorse- entire group. Lefont. organization to operate under '"The small number of bl ack guidelines in spending student teaching assistants has to do with activities money," he said. "The the availability of blacks in sti­ committee's funding priorities dent areas," Benoist said. " Our are general enough that most largest instructional lab is Hundley student organizations can meet mathematics and we have to get some of them." students who are not majoring in fro m page 3 mathe matics but have at least a Co. he will face at UMSL. " One of the Wallace added that the new strong mathematical background." Other areas of giving Hundley "There was no concentrated largest tasks in my job is to edu­ budgeting process will undergo Benoist said that the CAD is will be concerned with are effort in the past to solicit major cate our constituents and con­ an evaluation after the alloca­ doing a good job despite an friends and individuals, faculty gifts from corporations," Hun­ vince them as to why a public tions have been made. New re­ overload on its staff. He suggest­ and staff members, campus dley said. "Some faculty mem­ institution needs private gifts," request forms might be introduced ed that instead of hiring a new organizations and alumni. bers, however, have solicited he said. if needed, he said. staff , the center s hould retrain " Alumni are the best source of relatively modest gifts for ~ome of its existing staff into private gift income," he said. specific projects." -- advisory positions. This change " However, it has been a low Hundley said his job requires might be put into effect by the source of revenue for us (UMSL)." both personal and direct mail on fall of 1983, Benoist said. Hundley said he will work his part and that of his staff. He Mimi LaMarca, acting director directly with the new alumni said he has a support staff under of admissions, said that her development director, David the University R;elations depart­ office has participated in Arns, to "zero in on alumni." He ment and a part-time staff m em­ " numerous activities with the added that the UMSL Alumni ber whose responsibility is to goal of increasing our visibility Association is planning a gather information and data on in the admissions and financial phoneathon sometime in March corporations and foundations Spring Break in .. · aid components." to raise money for the university. and their members. The Office of Student Fiancial He said that past phoneathons at " I like to be knowledgeable SOUTH PADRE ISLAND Aid has held workshops for high UMSL have been very successful. about things before I go in," he school students and their parents In his dealings with cor­ said. " The image of the univer­ to instruct them on how to file for porations and foundations, Hun­ sity is vitally important in my financial aid. Informational ads dley plans to target his efforts to efforts so we can properly com­ * 8 days/7 nights deluxe condominium lodg­ have been run in local news­ 1,500 corporations which have municate with our constituents papers. Approximately 430 let­ 100 or more employees. He said to provide them with the positive ing (Sun Tide II - Two per sleeping area) ters were sent to minority these include McDonnell Doug­ impression that UMSL has in * Welcome party with free refreshments students about the opportunities las Corp., Emerson Electric Co., the community." * Full program of optional .activities and events He said that he is excited about availiable at UMSL, encouraging Anheuser Busch Co., Inc. and All taxes and service charges these students to file for admis- Southwestern Bell Telephone the challenges and opportunities *

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Sharon Copeland really raise a ruckus sometimes reporter when Francis catches them. But he's quite good at handling them. Keeping track of the comings He's firm, but gentle." and goings of about 1,000 people a Bruce Clark, chairman for the day sounds like a hard job. But department of physical educa­ Francis X. Sullivan, the security tion, also mentioned Sullivan's guard in the Mark Twain Building, ability to handle people. takes it all in stride. " He's very agreeable in crowd How does he remember the control and telling people who faces of so many p/!ople? " It goes where," he said. "He's a big" comes from my 32 years on the man and it helps if you tower over police force," Sullivan said. "I someone." was trained to remember details Clark also coordinates the about people. Yo u never know Active Adult program which is a when you'll be called to testify. It group of 138 people over age 55. could be years later. They meet every Tuesday, "People here hand me their Thursday and Saturday at the J.D. card. I look at it and at them Mark Twain Building. and remember something about " Francis helps with the group I them." by helping new people find t heir Sullivan came to UMSL 2Y.! way, passing out cards and other years ago after retiring at the age information. He does everything of 56 from the St. Louis Police very well," Clark said. Department, District Three. In addition, Sullivan helps "At age 56 I knew I couldn't be students with those frustrating out there chasing 16- and 17- mistakes we've all made from year-olds anymore," he said. "I time to time. " Lots of students feel very fortunate to have this lock their keys in their car," he job and to be able to work with said. "Or they leave their such a fine group of people as we headlights on. I call the emer­ have here in the Mark Twain gency police number for them. I Shil'on KUI ..l tzky Building: also answer phone calls about LAID BACK: Francis Su "ivan, security guard forthe Mark Twain Building, says he enjoys his job. I n " My main job," he said, " is to when the building is open. addition to keeping unauthorized persons from the building, he also assists students, gives direc­ keep unauthorized people out of "There are 12 P.E. classes tions and helps with crowd control. the building. If they get in here here during the day. I keep track and get hurt, the university of where they meet and if a class " Once we arrested a man for pens to be the name of a man with wher e. With Francis on the job. I could be responsible. We're just is moved to another location, I murder," he said. " He had know­ whom Sullivan went to the old know the building is safe. He's a trying to protect the people. can tell the students. I'm a jack­ ledge of the murder, but his McBridge High School "There very conscientious employee." - "And it isn't fair for our stu­ of-all trades." brother actually had committed were 800 boys at the school at the dents when they are paying the Sulivan spent many of his the crime. The brother surren­ time I went there," he said . Sullivan, with his helpful at­ fees, to let outsiders use the years on the police force hunting dered to me and took all of the titude and quick smile, has an building for free." fugitives who had "jumped" bail. blame. He was tried and convict­ As friendly as he is, Sullivan important public relations role. Mike Larson, the women's bas­ Once he found them, he had to get ed. He got 300 years. His brother probably knew them all. Re is the first person students, ketball coach, agreed with that ' them extradited, if necessary, was exonerated. Sometimes Chuck Smith, athletic director, faculty and staff members and idea and then commented on Sul­ back to Missouri. Those years did there is good even in criminals." is another Sullivan fan. ''I'm in visitors meet when they enter the livan's ability to handle those not turn Sullivan into a cynical Many times, when Sullivan charge of all the athletic pro­ Mark Twain Building. The im­ outsiders. man. In fact, he's such an opti­ checks a student's I.D. card, he grams plus the whole facility pression he makes on each per­ - " I've seen outsiders who try to mistic person, that he even saw will recognize a last name. Then here," he said. "Having a person son will stay with them. For­ sneak in and students who try to good in some of the criminals he he will ask the student what their like Francis working for me is a tunately for UMSL that impres­ get a friend in free. They can met. father's name is. Often it hap- great relief. I can't be every- sion is always positive. -- Extension courses cater to special interests programming in BASIC and Pas­ but they are good for growth with ledge," Klostermann said. "More ing. One, a course called "Peo­ Connie Fondren cal and other microcomputer reporter fellow men, Vivian Nelson, women and minorities are re­ ple, Pictures and Places," made courses, as well as nursing another secretary at the Continu­ turning to education to change available a historical back- ' Do you have a special interest sessions and seminars in opto­ ing Education-Extension Office professions or just to begin a ground of Missouri with Kathy you would like to pursue? Have metry. explained. new career." Corbitt as the speaker. you been told your job abilities Due to the fact that more non­ "There has been a tremendous Nelson enro'lIed in two courses are behind the moon? Are you credit courses are offered than new social force placed on know- and said she found them interest- See "Classes," page 10 fighting with yourself to find the credit courses, the non-credit right profession? The Continuing courses seem to have a higher ' Education-Extension division at response. Non-credit courses UMSL can be an answer to your don't really lean toward college Various topics for the choosing problems. students, but rather toward The following is a sampling Continuing Education-Exten­ adults who work and have back­ Know the Score - Guest and experienced photo­ of courses to be offered during sion offers a variety of programs ground knowledge in the courses artists from the Saint Louis graphers, this course will the winter/spring session of and services, both credit and offered, and also to those who Symphony will give the "in­ cover the technical problems continuing education classes. non-credit, which are taught by want to renew old techniques or sider's view" as they specific to nature photo­ A complete listing of courses just learn new ones, explained demonstrate their .instru­ graphy, as well as helpful UMSL professors as well as may be obtained from the experts in their specific fields of David Klostermann, director of ments. The course is designed hints on the necessary equip­ Continuing Education office. study. Non-credit courses usu­ cr~dit and non-credit courses. to increase understanding ment. Freelance photo­ ally are held at USML or as other- . He added that lifelong learning Brush-Up Study Skills - and enjoyment of sym'phonic grapher-writers Edward M. wise specified. has increased. " Learning usually Methods to improve concen­ music. Cost: $60 per person, Mason and Lee Franz Mason - Listed in the non-credit sec­ ended after high school or col­ tration, take notes, read and $90 for two. Two sections, teach the course. Cost: $50 per tion in the 1983 Winter/ Spring lege," Klosterman said. " Now study more effectively, do times vary. person, $80 for two. Wednes­ better on tests and papers, days, April 6 to 20, May 4 to 11 , Continuing Education-Extension people are being forced to con­ Getting Ready: What to Do and gain confidence will be 7 to 9 p.m. ; Saturday, April 30, pamphlet are courses ranging tinue their education." With the Rest of Your Life - from " Archeology Without Dig­ "There has been a tremendous taught in this class. Cost: $25. 10 a.m. to 3 p.m. (field Site). Saturday, Aug. 20, 9 a.m. to 4 Participants will learn to ging" to "Writing for Children." response in the non-credit pro­ identify their desires, skills, p.m. Listening Beyond the Courses tend to lean toward the grams because of the trend of and potential abilities in Words: Building Communica­ special interests of people. Other going back to school," said Computer Camp for Kids - order to discover practical, tion Skills - This course will workshops that could satisfy the Deborah Factory, senior educa­ This course is an introduction rewarding options in educa­ explore the relationship of needs of just about anyone are tion coordinator for non-credit to the computer for ages 11 to tion or the job market. Cost: attitude to communication, Grammar, Homebuying, Music course. 15. Topics will include what $25. Wednesdays, May 4 to 25 , problem areas, how to cause and Theatre, Photography and Factory said there are no set computers are, what they do, 7 to 9 p.m. Video, Stock Marketing and requirements for non-credit and how to get started pro­ others to respond favorably, Advertising Workshops for Transportation. courses. " It offers an individual gramming in BASIC. Cost: and communication charac­ Small Businesses - This the opportunity to gain know­ to be announced. Saturdays, teristics that build self-image, - Training programs also offer­ course will focus on both pre­ ledge on any subject," she said. March 19 to April 16, 9 a.m. .perception and control. Cost: ed under the non-credit listing paration of an advertising ' " Non-credit courses are great to noon. $45. Mondays, March 7 to consist of the Discovery Pro­ plan and an actual layout and gram, Engineer-in-Training ref­ for people who want to learn 35mm Camera Techniques April 4, 7:30 to 9:30 p.m. design of ads. Cost: $45. more but not attend college," Beginning students of resher courses, and improve­ Thursdays, March 3 and 10, 7 ments in small businesses and said Linda Langston, a secretary photography can learn the For more Information 0Jl to 9:30 p.m. firms. There also are some non­ at the Continuing Education­ basics in this course. Cost: these or other continuing credit courses that can help a Extension Office. $69. Tuesdays, April 5 to May Nature Photography Work­ education classes, call 553- person find a profession such as Non-credit courses are not 10, 7 to 9 p.m. shop - For both beginning 5961. the hands on courses in computer necessary for career extension, page 8 CURRENT Feb. 24, 1983 Morse studies the plight ofhomeless men . are in a lot of pain and want to get " A lot of these people would be Debbie Suchart out of the lifestyle." better off if you tried to create reporter Another stereotype that exists "Most homeless men are in a lot of pain places for them," he added. "This In every city there is a group of is the idea that homeless men are would give them a place to live, forgotten people, people whose dangerous. "Certainly some and want to get out of the lifestyle ... some work and income, a sense of existence is not recognized most crime exists among them," belonging with the people they of the time. The term " homeless" Morse said, "but the majority are not all can be helped, but so me can." live with, and a sense of living a may bring to mind many images­ victims rather than perpetrators more valued and meaningful bag ladies, carefree wanderers, of crime. About one-third have -Gary Morse life-something I think that most drunken bums-but few of us been beaten or mugged. They are people want whether they are have ever taken the time to know easy prey," Morse said. homeless or not. But something a homeless person-to ask a Homelessness usually was like that doesn't come about homeless person what being preceded by a number of serious without planning and developing homeless really means. Gary life crisis-the loss of a spouse, percent white, 45 .1 percent black much greater rate than the it first. " Morse, a clinical psychology an illness, a death in the family, and 4.9 percent other minorities. housed population."' Suicidal graduate student at UMSL, has or the loss of a job. Most home­ Most were unemployed, although thoughts are not uncommon Although . the State Mental conducted research on the lives less men in the survey had low many had stable work histories among the homeless, due to their Health Department had plans to of homeless men. levels of social support.. Those prior to their homelessness. sense of hopelessness and provide services that would have Under the advisement of asso­ with serious mental health pro­ Most were either unskilled or despair. been effective, budget cuts last ciate professor Bob Calsyn of the blems had the fewest social semi-skilled. "Some homeless men feel res­ October prevented carrying psychology department. Morse supports. ponsibility for their homeless­ them out. conducted surveys of 165 home­ " It is really striking how many How does it feel to be a home­ ness, while others externalize it, less men at the New Life of these men came from poverty less man? "Some of the people looking for someone or some­ Rising unemployment has con­ Evangelistic Center in St. Louis backgrounds," Morse said. " It are resentful," Morse said. thing else to blame," Morse said. tributed to a rise in homeless­ in the spring and summer .of takes a lot less to become home­ "What strikes me most is their Different men have different ness. "When the government cuts 1981. less when you are below the alienation. They vacillate be­ ways of coping, just like every­ social security and social wel­ Morse had an opportunity to poverty line,"-he added. tween wanting help and a better one else, he said. fare programs and does not pro­ compare the stereotypes with The characteristics of the life and feelings of mistrust. vide job programs, more people the realities of homeless men. "I homeless men reveal both dif­ There are a lot of feelings of The primary objective of become homeless," Morse said. think there is a stereotype that ferences and similarities. The powerlessness and conflict both Morse's research-was to assess homeless people choose this way length of time that men were in themselves and with respect to the needs of the homeless men. Homeless men (and women) of life sometimes because it homeless varied from one month other people." Their basic needs, he found , were need -a variety of services-ser­ fulfills some romantic ideals to 30 months. About one-half had for jobs and housing. In addition vices which cannot all be pro­ they have, but this idea does not been homeless more than once. "The mortality rate of home­ to those, he found a need for job vided by anyone agency. Despite fit the overwhelming majority," Their ages ranged from 17 to 82 less men is really high," Morse training, personal safety, mental the current situation, Morse Morse said. '" Most homeless men years old. Racially, they were 50 sa·id . " As a group, they die at a health treatment, treatment for believes there is some reason for alcoholism, medical treatment optimism. Interest in the home­ and social support. less has grown in recent years­ the national government has Something comes from nothing "Altogether, 72 percent of the shown more interest and chur­ Whatever happened to the sounds Chinese. And speaking of So first God created the earth people had either a serious men­ ches have responded by helping to human race? Remember when that, what do they do anyway? and he put all sorts of green stuff tal, drinking or phYSical problem house the homeless and by pro­ we used to di scuss such lofty con­ By far, though, my favorite on it. (Plants, not money.) Soon or some combination of those," viding job programs for them. "epts as human rights and groups are all the campus minis­ however the earth started to get Morse said. " Usually those pro­ Hopefully, interest will continue . Power to th!' people"? Lately it tries and Bible study groups. I crowded with all of this green blems existed before their home­ to grow. , eems thaI everyone is running have. nothing against the Bible. I stuff growing so God created lessness, which would indicate It is easy to dwell on the nega­ In his or hN own private race, animals to eat some of it. Adam , their needs were not being ade­ tive images of the homeless, but lrying desperately to establish the first man, followed the quately met by existing social the strength and courage of any­ his or her own event in the Olym­ refractions animals. Eve, the first woman, and health services. One pro­ one who still tries to go on in the pics of life. followed Adam. Soon Adam face of such pain has to be ad­ Gary Belsky blem is that if you don't have an It is most evident to me here at began following Eve, and Cain address it is difficult to collect mired. " Not all of them can be UMSL. There are so many ways and Abel followed. welfare and social security helped," Morse said, "but some ' 0 be a student here. You can be a will admit that at first I was Now this Abel, he was a sheep penefits," Morse said. of them can." collegiate anti-communist. a opposed to bringing the Bible herder and his brother Cain was a black collegiate or a woman onto the college campus. But farmer. They were both very suc­ co llegiate. If you want, you can then I realized there is nothing cessful and wanted to thank God . he a Greek student or even a wrong with a little academic con­ Abel gave God sheep and Cain Bible student. tribution to Biblical thought. Not gave God crops. Well, Abel was It struck me that all of these that I'm an English major but able to please God but Cain groups are just a little ridiculous. maybe, I thought, they brought wasn't able. So Cain decided to !··or now we will bypass the the Bible onto campus for a little kill Abel and this Cain was able to Co llegiate Anti-Communists. rewrite. And, as I told my friend do. God, of course, was angry and They are so undeserving that Jason, I always try to be accom­ he asked Cain if he was able to [hey deserve a column all to modating. So here for the first explain the death of Abel. Once themselves. time in an UMSL newspaper is a again Cain wasn't able. So God - The thing that really makes me new version of creation, by Gary kicked him out and ran an ad for wonder is the Women's Center. Belsky. With many thanks to God sheep herders and farmers, ask­ Por those of you that don't know, who made it all possible. ing of course for Abel-bodied the Women's Center is located in men. (To be continued, when we Benton Hall. Hmmm ... Benton In the Beginning will find out why there were two Hall. Silly me, all these years First there was nothing. Noth­ gophers and no Doc on Noah's thinking that a woman's center ing is when there's an absence of Love Boat.) was someplace entirely dif­ something. Nothing. Something ferent. Send all complaints in is when there's an absence of I hope this has been of some care of the Current offices, please. nothing. Anyway, first there was help to these Bible study groups Now the Greeks really make nothing. And then there was God. who are caught in the torment me laugh. I never trust groups Now that was something. between the different creationist that are so embarrassed about Now after a while God got theories. For years we've won­ what they do that they won't use bored with all of this and he dered who started it all. Now the English alphabet and instead decided to do something about we know. use the Greek alphabet which all of this nothing. I did.

Feb. 25 & 26 7:30 & 10:00 p.m. 101 Stadler HaM Public LIVE ENTERTAINMENT $1 w/UMSL Student 1.0. $1.50 General M*A*S*H PARTY ...... ' ...: ... Monday, Feb. 28 Tues. - Sat. 9 p.m. - 1 a.m. ~~ $25 for best M*A*S*H costume Wed. and Fri. Brian Clarke 50¢ drafts Thurs. OJ-Oldies \t/~DEO ' THURSDAYS FRIDAYS . '·~· r'!;:.'!.'~':··~ " ·''"· -.., Ladies' Night UMSL Special 9 p.m. - 12 p.m. Feature Drink $1 cover 2 for 1 noon - 6 p.m. with UMSL 10 8911 Natural Bridge Rd. One mile west of campus N 'TIIE SUMMIT LOUNGE ;Feb. 24 , 1983 CURRENT page 9 .- Singers to perform They've got the (Eng/ish) Beat

at Art Museum In addition to the joyous strength of its music, Three new choral com­ The group will then Sing Men< the band takes on serious issues, as well. Read­ positions by Bruce Vantine, delssohn's "How Lovely are the ing a Beat lyrics sheet can, in fact, be down­ - assistant professor of music at Messengers," and Haydn's right depressing. UMSL will be performed during a "Gloria" and "Agnus DeL " concert by UMSL's University A selection of folk tunes, spir­ Singers on Wednesday, March 2 ituals and carols will conclude at 8:15 p.m. at the St. Louis Art the evening's program. One of • Museum in Forest Park. the carols is Vantine's composi­ musIc tion, "Let Bells Ring!" Other Frank. Russell The concert, which marks the selections include the American start of the group's annual six­ folk song, "Shenandoah," the state tour, also will feature Norwegian folk tune, "A Maiden music appropriate to the Lenten is in a Ring," a Polish carol, "In­ Take "Sugar and Stress," for example. "The and Easter seasons. The select fant Holy, Infant Lowly," and the world is upside down. " the song goes. "The 43-voice choir performs a vari­ American spiritual, "Angels rights and wrongs don't get much wronger." And ety of choral literature from the Rolled de Stone Away. " those lyrics are much more subtle than those on 16th century to the present. the group's previous album, "Wha'ppen?" an This appearance of the Univer­ equally excellent effort, by the way. The program will begin with sity Singers marks the first time the traditional sound of Volck­ a group from UMSL has been the And yet, the Beat doesn't fall into the attitude mar Leisring's "Ye Sons and featured attraction at the Art of many of its punk predecessors. Daughters," and "Alleluia!" fol­ Museum. The concert is being lowed by three selections from supported by the UMSL Alumni The Beat's message, basically, is: Despite the J .S. Bach: " 0 Death, None Could Association. deplorable shape of the rest of the world, one's Subdue Thee," "A Lamb Goes SPECIAL SERVICE: (bottom row, left to responsibility is to do the best to improve the Uncomplaining Forth," and The choir will tour the mid­ right) , Wesley Magoogan, Everett shape of his or her own personal corner. "Death, I Do Not Fear Thee." A west March 3 through 8, perform­ Morton; (middle row) David Wakeling, David "Someone just smiled for no special reason," reprise of Leisring's "Alleluia!" ing in Illinois, Wisconsin, Min­ Steele; (top row) and sings in " Ackee 12 3." " It looks like the brings this segment to a close. nesota, Iowa and North Dakota. Blockhead are seven members of the eight­ smile's come back into season. It's so easy." At one stop, in Minneapolis, the man band, The English Beat. 54-year-old Vantine's newest composition, group's performance at the new sax player Sax a is not pictured. The English Beat will perform March 15 at "Of Tide and Time," will be fea­ Lutheran Brotherhood Auditorium Washington University's Graham Chapel. Tic­ tured in a set of works by contem­ will be recorded for possible us e kets are now available at the Edison Theatre box porary American composers. The English Beat in a future album. Last year, the Sp'ecial Beat Service. office. Go see them. This modern, atonal piece will be University Singers recorded its paired with "Oread" by Paul I.R.S, Records first album in Memphis, Tenn., Trio Fetler of the University of Min­ while on tour. ***** nesota, to provide two contrast­ The English Beat produces, undoubtedly, Tri~ some of the happiest and most infectious ~ercury Records ing portraits of the sea. Rounding Bruce Vantine has been direc­ out the contemporary portion of music around. ***34 tor of the University Singers "Remember your audience," my section the program will be William The Beat combines much of what is important since 1980. He holds a bachelor of editor tells me, questioning, I suppose, whether Schuman'S "Prelude for Voices." in modern pop music, taking full advantage of its music degree from Concordia eight members' talent and interests. At the or not a review of this six-song EP is the most Following the intermission, College, Moorhead, Minn.; and a same time, the band takes a specific unmistak­ appropriate use of this space. the University Singers will per­ master of music degree from able direction, obviously knowing what its But I've been getting quite bored reviewing form "Processional for the Sea­ Michigan State University, East strengths are. Billy Joel and the Rolling Stones; we need some­ - son of Light," another recent Lans.ing. He received the doctor And the strengths on this, its third album, thmg challenging, something different. The work by Vantine. The lyrics of of musical arts in choral perfor­ are many. German art band Trio is just that. this bright and rhythmic piece mance from the University Illi­ Very evident are the Beat's quite appealing And , in all justice, if Men At Work's "Down are based on the book of Isaiah. nois, Champaign-Urbana. In songs. "," for example, had Under" can be a No. 1 single, why can't "Da Da Da I addition to his work at UMSL, he received much Music Television airplay (cable­ don't love you you don't love me aha aha aha?" In directs the choir of St. Barnabas play?); the song;s strength and pop accessibility fact, in both England and Germany it was, at Correction Episcopal Church in Florissant, make it very confuSing why the song isn't played least on the dance charts. and has completed several com­ more often on, say, KHTR. In the editor's note to the story missioned works for church The sheer musical happiness in "Save It For "Healthier body can mean hap­ choirs. Later" is 'quite contagious, but the track is only pier life" in the Feb. 17 issue, it one of a number of strong songs on "Special was incorrectly stated that Bruce Tickets to the March 2 concert Beat Service." Clark is an assistant professor of are $4 . Special rates are availa­ Every track, in fa ct, is strong, one of the athletics. He is a member of the ble for large groups. For infor­ reasons this record is worth fiv e stars and physical education department, mation or to order tickets, call definitely your attention. not athletics. the UMSL music department at The English Beat combines pop, and jazz - The Current regrets the error. 553-5980. influences to create its own substantial style. David Wakeling's vocals, for example, may be familiar from' "Save It For Later," but Ranking The six-and-a-half minute track makes much Roger's "toasting" (sort of ska rapping) make$ use of the Casio VL-tone, an instrument so sim­ the Beat's vocal sound very special. ple and inexpensive that I even bave one: Even Roger shines particularly on "Pato and Roger so, Trio's effect on the song is definitely not' (Ago Talk)," a track he co-produced. amateurish. Bob Sargeant, producer of the first two Beat albums and the first Haircut One Hundred The remaining five songs are not as much dan­ effort, produced the remaining songs on the 12- ceable as they are experimental. Trio sounds, in track "." fact, very much like the local art-rock,group Wax Sargeant has proved himself quite capable Theatricks. lIIaDII. with this sort of uplifting music; his presence .11 lEI DlalD) adds much to the record. And , yet, Sargeant It's notable, however, that the West 'German avoids gaudy production effects on his records, band creates its sound with only three BIIID ••• letting the music take center stage. members.

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discussions and numerous lec­ Summit lounge. Admission is nationally a black history month the past month have served Sharon Kubatzky featu res/arts editor tures. free. is celebrated, the same would be similar purposes. appropriate for UMSL. The art bazaar , featuring lo cal Dowden said the response to An African art bazaar and a the month's events has been play depicting the life of Mal­ artists, will take place on Friday "A week wasn't long enough to " Kwanzaa enlightened a lot of from 9 a. m . to 3 p.m. in the . positive. She estimated atten­ other ethnic groups to black cul­ colm X will cap off a month of present the kind of program we University Center lobby. Art, dance at the opening lecture, black history events at UMSL. wanted to," she said. "This way ture," she said. "This month, I jewelry and clothing will be dis­ featuring Louis Farrakon from more peopl e cou ld see it." wanted to expose the black talent Black History Month, spon­ played and sold. the nation of Islam, at close to in the St. Louis area and en­ This monthlong event, along sored at UMSL by the Associated 600. "Students have been turning lighten people of black history." The fi nale of the month's pro­ out pretty well," she said. with Kwanzaa, a similar program Black Collegians, is the culmina­ gram will be a play titled HE I Hajj held last semester, has been the tion of a semester of planning by Malik Shabazz: The Life of Black history has usually been group's largest project this An African history display was also planned for last week, but ABC program chairw oman Pris­ Malcolm X." The Sudan Illus­ recognized at UMSL during a year. Dowden said the events this due to a snag in plans, had to be cilla Dowden. Events included trators will present the play on weeklong program. Dowden said month have cost approximately films, slide presentations, panel postponed. Dowden said the dis­ Monday, Feb. 28 , at 8 p.m. in the she felt, however, that since $4,000 to present and are paid for play will be rescheduled in by student activities fees. March and will be set up in the Classes Dowden said that Kwanzaa and University Center lobby. from page 7 peopl'e in some professions such College, Flat River, Mo; and Mis­ as medicine, optometry and law souri . Cooperative Extension, " The program dealt with in­ are required to obtain CEUs South Brentwood. teresting people in St. Louis, before they may renew their Damron added that the people gave an in-depth look at pictures licenses. CEUs that are collected in credit courses are either re­ WEDNESDAY in the Art Museum and showed are placed in a permanent record entering students or home­ at the university. CEUs also are landmarks in St. Louis," Nelson makers who want to stay in their said. " Kathy Corbitt was very nationwide and are recognized neighborhoods to continue edu­ NOON LIVE knowledgeable on the topics as from coast to coast as a proof of cation. Having the courses out­ well as interesting," continuing efforts in education. side the UMSL campus, "builds Nelson also enrolled in a basic up a harmonious relationship with computer course .. She said that "Credit courses offer educa­ between the school and public by she achieved "personal enrich­ tional opportunity to the popula­ offering classes closer to the ment, met new people. shared tion in the metropolitan area far public." she said. views and participated in con­ from the UMSL campus," Renee tinual growing" through the non­ Damron, Senior Continuing Credit courses are offered in credit programs in which she was Education Coordinator for credit economics, education, English, enrolled. co urses, explained. Most of the philosophy and psychology. Cost People who take part in certain credit courses are held off cam­ per credit hour is $52 for gra­ non-credit courses that have pus at several schools, hospitals duate students and $47 .25 for been approved by the university and centers. According to Dam­ all others. MARCH 2 11a.m.-1p.m. for Continuing Education units ron, the fo llowing are where Nelson added her regret that may be awarded one unit for each some co urses are held : UMSL not enough people show their u. Center Lounge 10 hours of class instruction Lindbergh (Lindbergh Hi gh interest in the Continuing Edu­ complete. CEUs ar e com­ School); Hollenbeck Junior High cation-Extension programs. Sponsored by the puterized certificates that give School, St. Charles; Lafayette "There is so much wealth in recognition for the efforts of High School, Rockwood School these programs, it's a shame University Program Board one's self-improvement through District; Truman High School, they are not looked into, because continuing-education activities. Independence, Mo. ; Jewish Cen­ there is something of interest for & University Center According to Kl ostermann,. ter for the Aged; Mineral Area everyone," she said.

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Sign up on Math Club Attention All Students: love to Do Lots of Stuff With Leather. Twain Building, Room 218, at 1 p.m. If Bulletin board, 5th floor of Clark Hall Personals Jeanette Bax and Marilyn Brand Signed with you miss this meeting sign a list in the by Feb. 24. are both 21 years old this week. hopeful affection intramural Office. Deadline for Todd (TIKA), Happy Birthday Mom league registration and club dues is LOST: One Cross classic black pen. If I told you that you have a great In D.Z. Love March 1. Leagues will promptly Sentimental value. Large reward. body would you hold it against me?­ A and V. HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ALL DELTA begin March 5 to April 30. The club is Lost two weeks ago. Call 725-9599. or better yet-just give me a hickey. ZETAS BORN IN FEBRUARY: Shari open to students, staff, alumni and Ask for St~ve. An Admirer Deckert, Barb Luedde, Joan Wild- faculty. See you at the meeting on Scoot - R. . eisen, Barb Meyer, Jeanette Bax, Are you a parent? A Student Emer­ Blue eyes, We really liked yourValen­ Where did you go Saturday Night? Valerie Langford, Alita Quire and Feb. 26. gency Contact Form has been de­ tine card! But we're still waiting for 'Marilyn Brand. veloped by the Women's Center for our wine tasting party. We want to be Decorator/Accessories Sales. St\!­ Muscles: Have you taken your students who may need to be Ct'ntac­ dazzled by your townhouse before dents wanted. Make your own hours, medicine lately? I hope not! (not that ted in an emergency. Call 553- 5380 you move. You do keep improving will train. $20- 30 per hour, need car the medicine would do any good!) or come by 107A Benton Hall and with age but don't make us wait too The deadline for submitting ads and self-discipline. Call immediately, Love, pick one up. long! is Friday, 3 p .m. 381 - 3078 Ann. The Turtles from Asian Mick ( :: Feb. 24, 1983 CURRENT page 11 Guest artists to present recital ofearly music works

Two guest artists from Mem­ include works of early music by campuses throughout the United phis, Tenn., will present a cham­ C.F. Abel, J.S. Bach, J.C. Bach, States, t.hey have directed and ber music recital Thursday, G.P. Telemann, Louis Caix de performed at a workshop in early March 10, at UMSL. The program Hervelois, and G.F. Handel. music at San Miguel de Allende, will begin at 8 p.m. at the Educa­ Mexico. Recently they were tion Auditorium on the South Both professors of music at awarded joint Fulbright lec­ (Marillac) campus. Memphis State University, the tureships to New Zealand. Fruchtmans have cOllaborated The recital will feature Efrim in performances of music for Fruchtman on viola da gamba, The recital at UMSL is open to viola da gamba and harpsichord the public free of charge. For and Caroline Sites Fruchtman on for the past 23 years. In addition harpsichord. The program will additional information, call 553- to presenting concerts on major 5980. Thespian perspectives offered in IBackstage atthe Theatre' course

Directors, designers and ac­ Fontaine Syer, artistic direc­ their perspectives on the tors will explain the inner tor of the Theatre Project Com­ theater. The course will focus on workings of the theater this pany and artist-in-residence at 20th century American theater. semester, as UMSL once again UMSL, will be the principal in­ For more information call presents " Backstage at the structor. She will be assisted by Clark Hickman, Continuing Theatre." guest speakers who will give Education-Extension, at 553-5961.

The course will meet on Tues­ days, from March 29 to May 3, University Players to present ALL IN THE FAMILY: Carolyn Sites Fruchtman (left) and Efrim from 7 to 9 p.m. at Neiman Mar­ Fruchtman, professors of music at Memphis State University, cus in Plaza Frontenac. Regis­ 'Midsummer Night's Dream' will present a concert of early music on harpsichord and viola da tration is $45 per person or $65 The UniverSity Players will gamba at UMSL on March 10. per couple. Uruburu as Titania. The play is present William Shakespeare's directed by David Novack of the "A Midsummer Night's Dream" Theatre Project Company. March 3, 4, 5 and 6. Tickets are $2 for the general The cast includes Greg Barnes public and $1 for students with an as Lysander, Maureen Corbett as UMSL ID. The curtain will rise at Hermia, Ray Fanning as Oberon, 8 p.m. each night; the play will be Jan Ryder as Helena, Tom Sim­ presented in the Benton Hall How to follow Fellini. mons as Theseus and Pam Theatre, 105 Benton Hall. - "YO(J'RE PREGNANT!" How the~e word~ mdke you feel" very Important. If you feel ble~~ed-get prenatal care early and have a healthy, happy pregndncy. If, however, you feel there I ~ d problem in carrying your pregnancy to term, cdll and talk it over With one of our coumelor~ , or make an ap­ pointment for coumelmR here m the clinic. We are the oldest nlO~t experienced name m problem pregnancy counseling and vutpdllent aborllon ~ervlCes m the Midwest " , . " . .' ~ .. reproductive , . " ", health services .' .. ,: Doctor'~ Buildmg, 2nd Floor 100 North Euclid at West Pme, (4 blocks north Of Barnes Hospital) - St lOUIS, MO 63108 (314) 367-0300 (collect calls dccepted) lICI"S!O/"

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• Thursday, Feb. 24 • Sunday, Feb. 27 • Brian Vandenberg speaks about • "Photography Plus: Per­ 6-8 a.m. Morning Edition 5-7 p.m. Gateway Classics child psychology at a meeting of the mutations and Modifications of the 5-6:30 p.m. All Things Considered 7-8 p. m. Creative Aging Psychology Organization at 3 p.m. at Silver Print" continues through to­ 9:30-10:30 p.rn. Music of Our Time 10-10:30 p.m. Playhouse 91 316 Stadler Hall. morrow in Gallery21 0, 21 0 Lucas Hall. 10:30-11 p.m. Ken Nordine's The Lord of the Rings The gallery is open today from 9 a.m. to Word Jazz 10:30-11 :30 p.rn. Sunday Magazine. • Women's Center sponsors a lec­ 9 p.m. and tomorrow from 9 a.m. to 5 The Student Staff reviews the week's ture by Gail Garcia, Toyota sales rep­ p.m. • Friday, Feb. 25 news events. 6-8 a.m. Morning Edition resentative, on the topic "Consumer 11 :30 p.m.-midnight Sports Spec­ Strategies for Bargaining: Purchasing 5-6:30 p.m. All Things Considered • "Street Life in the Far East: trum. The Student Staff reviews the 11 p.m.-6 a.m. Fusion 91 a New Car" at noon in the center, 107 A Scenes from Tokyo, Kyoto, Bangkok, week in sports. Benton Hall. Singapore, Taiwan and Hong Kong," midnight-6 a.m. Miles Beyond. an exhibit of photographs by Sherman • Saturday, Feb. 26 This Student Staff program pre­ • Representatives from business LeMaster, is on view in the Center for 2-2:30 p.m. The Empire Strikes Back sents alternative and mainstream and industry meet with students from Metropolitan Studies, 362 SSB, jazz. 10 a.m. to 2 p.m. in the University Cen­ through tomorrow. 5-7 p.m. A Prairie Home Com­ ter as part of the Student Work Assign­ panion • Monday, Feb. 28 ment Program's employment fair. • Richard Givens of the University 11 p.m.-midnight Gateway Jazz. 6-8 a.m. Morning Edition of Kansas chemistry department This KWMU Student Staff program 5-6:30 p.m. All Things Considered • Auditions. Students in the "Direct­ speaks on "Chirality in Organic presents an hour of recorded per­ • Tuesday, March 1 ing for Theater" class hold auditions Photochemistry: An Invaluable and formances of live jazz. 6-8 a.m. Morning Ed!t!o!"! for male and female parts from 11:45 Powerful Probe" at 6:30 p.m. at 238 midnight-6 a.m. Pipeline 5-6:30 p.m. All Things Considered a.m. to 12:45 p.m. in the Benton Hall Benton Hall. Coffee is served before Theatre, 105 Benton Hall. the seminar at 6 p.m. ----~12511-___F_ri_da~y

• Stan Huck, controllerforlnterco • John Hylton of the UMSL music Inc., speaks on "Why Accountants department presents a faculty recital Sometimes Fail in the Transition from at 8 p.m. in the Education Auditorium College to Practice" at a meeting of on the South (Marillac) campus. the Accounting Club at 1 p.m. at 126 Evelyn Mitchell of the department J.C. Penney Building. accompanies him on piano.

~ 2711-__Su_n_da ..... y A LONG TIME AGO: Mark Hamill $tars in the National Public Radio adap­ tation of "The Empir~ Strikes Back." • James Richards of the UMSL music department conducts the St. Louis Sinfonia de Camera in a pro­ .. gram of chamber music at 8 p.m. in the Education Auditorium on the South Tuesday (Marillac) campus. Evelyn Mitchell of the music department is the featured 1 soloist, performing the Mozart Piano Evelyn Mitchell Concerto in A major. • Peer Counseling offers a free • An exhibit of photographs by career exploration workshop for John Bennett of the Washington three consecutive Tuesdays, meeting University anthropology department, from 2 to 3 p.m. in the Counseling Cen­ "An Anthropologist's Photographs," is ----~12 M_o_n_da....-y ter, 427 SSB. Call 553-5711 to register. on view starting today in the Centerfor all-__ Metropolitan Studies, 362 SSB, through • Rumanian exile Marian Orelt March 31. speaks on "Parallels Between Com­ munism and Nazism" in a program • Student candidates for the • Debbie Munro of the Planned • College Republicans hold a get­ sponsored by the Collegiate Anti­ University Senate must file their acquainted meeting at 1 p.m. at 207 Parenthood Association of st. Louis Communists at 7:30 p.m. at 101 J.C. applications by today in the Office of SSB. speaks on the topic "Know Thyself: Penney Building. Student Affairs, 301 Woods Hall. Health and Contraceptive Issues for • Peer Counseling sponsors a free Women" at noon in the Women's Cen­ interviewing skills workshop from 3 ter, 107 A Benton Hall. to 4:30 p.m. in the Counseling Center, Wednesday 427 SSB. Call 553-5711 to register. • George Stanley of the Wash­ 2 • Rita Bergoudian of the UMSL ington University chemistry depart­ modern foreign languages depart­ ment speaks on "The Template ment speaks on "Modern Brazilian Synthesis of Transition Metal Clus­ • Peer Counseling sponsors a free • "Wednesday Noon Live" pre­ Literature: The Coming of Age" at 2:15 ters" at 4 p.m. at 1 20 Benton Hall. Cof­ career exploration workshop for sents live music from 11 a.m. to 1 p.m. p.m. in the department's Multi-Media fee is served before the seminar at three consecutive Wednesdays, in the University Center Student Room, 110 Clark Hall. 3:30 p.m. meeting from 2 to 3 p.m. in the Coun­ Lounge or on the U. Center patio if seling Center, 427 SSB. Call 553-5711 weather permits. to register.

• The University Singers, underthe direction of Bruce Vantine of the • Math Club meets at 2:30 p.m. at UMSL music department, perform at 527 Clark Hall. Refreshments are to 8: 15 p.m. at the St. Louis Art be served. at the Museum Auditorium. • Neils Kr. Rasmussen of the • Molly Reinert and Nona Bon­ Institute of Social Medicine, Univer­ heimer, investment brokers for • sity of Copenhagen, speaks on Prudential Bache Securities, speak on movies "Pregnancy Resolution in Denmark: "Financial Planning for Women" at Henry Winkler is Chuck, an ex­ produces. The original screenplay The Danish Experiece with Liberalized noon in the Women's Center, 107 A Benton Hall. stock broker who finds himself is by Lowell Ganz and Babaloo Abortion" at 1 p.m. in the McDonnell -- working with the dead to make a liv­ Mandel. Conference Room, 331 SSB. ing. Michael Keaton is Bill, Chuck's -Steve Klearman rather strange new friend. Together, Chuck and Bill decide to turn their "Nightshift" is presented at 7:30 Thursday place of employment, the New York p.m. and 1 0 p.m. Friday and Satur- City Morgue, into a lucrative pros- day at 101 Stadler Hall. Admission 3 titution ring. is $1 with an UMSL student 10 and $1.50 for general admission. Stu- "Night Shift" is directed by 28- dent~ may bring one guest at the • Intramural hoc-soc. All teams Play for men's, women's and coed ------..... ~ - jI .... . "ijiWii~ii...... ~~ m~u~s~t.r~e~g~is:t~e~r~b~y~t~o~d:a£Y ~i~n~t~hae~ln~t~r~aL- __~t~e~ams is Monday and Wednesday at • o D.m. F-eb. 24 , 1983 CURRENT page 13 sports Rivermen stretch streak to four; look forward to getting into MIAA playoff edged the Rivermen, 75- 72 , minutes, 26 seconds left, the Kyle Muldrow back on Jan. 29 . Bearcats took the lead, 61-~9 . reporte r So another big rematch got Now the pressure was really on Earlier this season, the UMSL underway. The first few minutes the Rivermen. A loss could drop men's basketball team was suf­ were even. Then the Rivermen them out of fourth place in thp fering from erratic play. Coach caught fire. Leading the way was conference, as well as a playoff Rich Meckfessel blamed a lack of sophomore forward Kurt Jacob. spot. They badly needed a basket confidence for the slump ana Jacob has a knack for coming in on their next possession. Who got said that the Rivermen needed a the basket? Who else? Jacob, who MIAA standings winning streak to regain that had the hot hand in the first half, as of Feb. 22 sank a jumper to tie the game at confidence. GAMES If the last two weeks are any 61-6l. indication, confidence is not a TEAM BEHIND The teams then traded baskets problem any more. The River­ Southeast Mo. 8-2 to up the score to 65-65. There men now are on a four-game tear, Central Mo. 8-3 % were 2 minutes, 30 seconds left after winning two cliffhangers Northwest Mo. 6-4 2 on the clock. UMSL had the ball and held it in the Bearcats' half of last week. UMSL 5-5 3 The first nail-biLer was last the court. It soon became obvious Wednesday night, when the Northeast Mo. 4-6 4 that the Rivermen were going for Rivermen traveled to Jefferson Mo. Rolla 3-7 5 the last shot. They then called a City to meet Lincoln University. Lincoln 2-9 6% time out with 24 seconds left to The Blue Tigers were out to play. and unexpectedly generating avenge their 48- 46 loss to UMSL "We didn't decide to go for the back on Jan. 26 . At the start of the instant offense. And this time last shot until there was a minute was no exception. He quickly game, the Rivermen came out left," said Meckfessel. "Then, we playing conservative, in contrast tossed in eight points in the first tried to get the ball inside to Vic to their run-and-gun style that half. With seven minutes to go in [Jordanl , who was being guarded had given them their victory over the half, UMSL opened up an 11- by Craig, who had four fouls. But, Quincy College. point lead. But then the momen­ when we couldn't get the ball "We did that for two reasons," tum began to swing towards the inside, we decided to go for the said Meckfessel. "One was that Bearcats. Victor Coleman, who last shot," according to Meck­ Sharon Ku~atzky we were playing on the road. The had been shut down by UMSL's fessel. other was that Lincoln matches man-to-man defense, now start­ up well, man for man, with us." ed to connect on his shots, as did The stage was set. The crowd HIGH-PERCENTAGE SHOT: Victor Jordan shows his form Lincoln matched up so well guards Rick Owens and Major was on its feet. The Rivermen here agai nst Northwest Missouri State University. Jordan leads that it forced the game into over­ Craig. The Rivermen lead was passed the ball around the top of the Missouri Intercollegiate Athletic Association in field goal time. But the Rivermen took over down to three at halftime, 33- the key. Carlos Smith had it there percentage. The Rivermen defeated the Bearcats, 67-65. from there and won, 74-68. Car­ 30. with 10 seconds left. Then, he Reggie Clabon watches Jordan shoot. los Smith led the way with 22 UMSL came right out in the started to go left. Five seconds points. Kurt Berg chipped in with second half with an aggressive left. Smith dribbles. Four. Smith 10 rebounds. attack that got them back into the dribbles. Three. He's still drib­ A balanced scoring attack was was 6-for-6 from the field against Now for the big game. On swing. With seven minutes to go, bling. The crowd is thinking, the key to the memorable vic­ Lincoln and 5-for-6 against Saturday night, the Northwest they held an eight-point lead. But "shoot!" Two seconds. Smith tory. Smith was tops for the Northwest.'· Missouri State University Bear­ the Bearcats were not finished shoots and-the ball hits the rim. Rivermen with 13 points, follow­ And , of course, we can't leave cats came into town. They boast­ yet. They kept pressing the But wait! All of the sudden, out of ed by Porter and Jordan with 12 , out Kurt Jacob. "Kurt played an ed a 16-8 record (6- 3 in confer­ Rivermen with a tough man-to­ nowhere comes Ron Porter. The while Jacob tossed in II. excellent game. He moved well ence, good for third), and had one man full court press that was now freshman got his hand on the ball If a Player of the Week for with the big men up and down of the Missouri Intercollegiate forcing turnovers. The big three just as the buzzer went off, then UMSL award were given out, Jor­ the court." Athletic AssociatIOn's top scorers m for the Bearcats (Coleman, put it up and-the ball rolls in! dan would be in high contention Victor Coleman (19 .5 pOints per . Owens, ·and Craig) were hot again The crowd explodes. UMSL wins for it. "Vic played well in both game). Also, Northwest had on the offensive side. With· 4 the game, 67-65. games," said Meckfessel. "He . ~ee "Rivermen," page 14 Meckfessel deserves M IAA coach of the year honor

prime candidate? First, the ob­ are not the most talented in the recruit from University City Jeff Kuchno vious. UMSL was 14-11 and in league, but the team has been along slowly in the first few editor fourth place in the MIAA going competitive because Meckfessel months of the season, hoping that Here's my vote for Ri ch Meck­ into last night's game against has helped the players play up to Porter would eventually gain the fessel for Missouri Inter­ Northeast Missouri State. A win their potential. Getting the most necessary confidence to com­ collegiate Athletic Association last night would have clinched a out of his players is an important pete on the college level. Since basketball Coach of the Year. spot in the MIAA postseason goal for any coach. Meckfessel January, Porter has become a Not that my vote counts for tournament for the Rivermen, has done this about as well as starter and is averaging 6.4 anything, but someone needs to who entered the season with only anyone could have expected. pOints and a team-high 6.2 re­ one player (Reggie Clabon) who Of course, there were a few bounds per game. He also leads had started previously on a rough spots early in the season. the team with 27 blocked shots. regular basis. sports Any team that features a heavy Every move Meckfessel has Second, there's the competi­ influx of new players is bound to made has been in the best in­ tion. By the end of the season, experience growing pains. That terest of the team . . Meckfessel, comment UMSL will have played at least UMSL survived the first half of who has remained on an even nine games against teams that the season was an accomplish­ keel in a season that has been acknowledge the marvelous job are presently ranked in the top 20 ment in itself. filled with plenty of ups and UMSL's first-y ear head mentor nationally in their respectilt e Since league play began last downs, has laid the foundation has done this season. He came to divisions. And with the exception month, UMSL has improved for an outstanding Division 2 UMSL only two months before of Quincy College (One 76- 56 Rich Meckfessel ... tremendously. The new players basketball program. the season started, took a group loss last December), UMSL has have asserted themselves as . .. coach of the year? In 14 seasons at Morris Harvey of unheralded players and been competitive in just about have many of the returning let­ College (now the Univ ersity of molded them into a wi nning team. every game it has played. termen, and the team is now Considering UMSL was picked to playing as well as any other C h a rl~s ton) , Meckfessel's teams contributed significantly. compiled a record of 250- 168 , fi nish at the bottom of the MI AA i<' inally, there's the way Meck­ school in the conference. Going "Th is has been one of the most won three conference cham­ standings, that's qu ite an accom­ fessel has handl ed the team. He into last night's game, UMSL had enjoyable seasons I've ever had pionships, two conference tour­ plishment. has been uncommonly honest wo n its last five contests. as a coach, because of the atti­ nament championships and par­ with his players, letting them Th e seven MIAA coaches will tud e of the players," Meckfessel Guards Carlos Smith and ticipated in three national tour­ know at the beginning of the meet at UMSL Monday to deter­ said recently. "We've accom­ Reggie Clabon have been out­ naments. mine the all-conference teams, season what their role was and plished a lot because the players standing all season, and players most valuable player and coach exactly what they needed to do to have worked hard. The players such as Kurt Berg, Ron Porter Meckfessel should bring the help the team. He made it clear of the year. If Meckfessel isn't are better than people gave them and Victor Jordan have improved same type of success to UMSL. tabbed for the latter honor, con­ from the start that he wasn't credit for." ' immensely since the season After all, he is respected. He is a sider it one of the most outland­ going to try and keep players opener. proven talent as a head coach. ish crimes of the decade. happy by g!ving them equal All year Meckfessel· has Porter, in particular, has been And he is definitely the most amounts of playing time, but as it stressed hard work and intelli­ a welcome addition to the team. logical candidate for MIAA What makes Meckfessel such a has turned out, every player has gent play. He admits his players Meckfessel brought the prized Coach of the Year for 1982-83. page 14 CURRENT Feb. 24 , 1983 UMSL skaters k'n'ock off SLU; win league title muffle SLU shots. The red and Bob Chitwood reporter gold slammed enemy skaters into the boards, harassed them UMSL has a champion. .around the net, and upended the ' The champion is the Rivermen flying Billikens at the blue line. hockey team which captured th'e Before long SLU skaters along first St. Louis College Hockey the boards were keeping their League championship and some heads up, being more concerned respect from the Saint Louis aobut punishing ' checks than University Billikens. The River­ bouncing pucks. men outhit, outhu stled amll out­ lasted their cross-town rivals ~- 1 "We intimidated them" felt in a suspenseful battle Sunday Starr. " Our guys really took their evening at the Dellwood Ice game plan away. " Meanwhile the Arena. Rivermen's game plan according The Billikens were a confident to defenseman Craig Gulley was bunch. They had finished on top "to score a lot and often." of the regular season standings SLU outshot UMSL 10- 5, but it winning 12 of 15 contests. was the Rivermen who led after Runner-up UMSL finished five the first period. UMSLjumped on points back, but handed the blue top early in the perioo and silver their only two losses. Sharon Kubatzky Karides' on left wing passed the STARR OFTHE GAME: UMSLgoalie MarkStarrmakesa padsaveagainst Saint Louis University. Still the SLU crew figured that puck to defenseman Ken Whit­ the championship game would be brodt at the right point. Whit­ Starr stopped 25 of 26 shots as UMSL won the first St. Louis Collegiate Hockey League cham­ pionship by beating the Billikens 3-1 , easy.·They even planned a little brodt blurred a shot which winger victory celebration for after the Jim Demos deflected into the net game. As it turned out, they past the helpless goalie. should have done a little more puck, and he flipped t he rubber SLU pulled its goalie with 52 hero Jerry Polk scored all five practicing and a little less plan­ At 3 minutes, 37 second s of the biscuit into the top of the goaL seconds left looking for one final red and gold tallies. ning. second period the home skaters Jasso won that battle, but ulti­ rus h. For 45 seconds the Bills The contest had a roller­ got a break. After a flurry of SLU controlled the puck without driv­ coaster finish. Meramec pulled UMSL wasn't so cocky. "We mately lost the war. Amundson chances, defenseman Eric ing it home. Finally, with seven its netkeeper with 1:01 showing knew it would be a tough game," shadowed and hounded SLU's Amundson appeared to have ticks left on the clock, UMSL's on the clock and the gamble admitted Riverman Bill Karides. explosive scorer virtually taking fallen on the puck in front of the him out of the offense. By the end Rick Peterson fired an unassis­ worked. Warrior Tim O'Hara UMSL coach and mastermind fired the 4- 4 equalizer past Starr Ron Gulley assessed his team's net. The referee blew a quick of the evening Jasso was "cry­ ted goal into the empty net. The - whistle and as Amundson turned ing," according to Amundson. underdog Rivermen had spoiled with 36 seconds to go . play. " Real determination," he over, the puck came out. It was The 1- 1 deadlock lasted exac­ SL U's best laid plans, not to men­ "Everyone was thinking OT," said. He added, " I think they shot into the net, but the score tly one minute. With the red and tion their party plans. said Polk. But overtime wouldn't (SLU) came out and took us was disallowed because play had be necessary. lightly ... gold on the power play, Karides been whistled dead. let one go from the left wing and After the game, words like Gulley gained control of the Maybe so, but the Bills knew Starr continued to make big scored on his own rebound. "team effort," "solid team ef­ puck from the face of!. The they were in for a ride after the save after big save including one Demos was credited with the fort," and "fantastic job" were smooth stick handling defense­ first five minutes. on Billiken Mark Diedrich. Died­ assist. floating around the locker room man lofted the puck down the ice SLU came out skating and rich skated right in on Starr at Concern began to show in the describing the Rivermen's ac­ with Polk in hot pursuit. It should passing, forcing the action into 11 :55 of the second and shot from Bill's play. "We frustrated complishments. "Everyone pi C­ have been an easy chance for the the UMSL zone. Goalie Mark handshake range but was thwart­ them," said Demos proudly. ked it up when they had to," said Meramec goalie, but he failed to Starr and the Rivermen defense ed on a pad save:. "They stopped playi ng hockey," an exuberant Karides. get down on it and it bounced over were equal to the challenge. noted Karides of the visitors To get to the finals UMS L faced his stick and perilously towards The period was scoreless with Starr responded with a super­ third period panic. a feisty Meramec Warriors squad the UMSL puckhandlers main­ human effort. The slick UMSL The blue and silver squ ad had last Thursday. The Rivermen taining their 1- 0 edge. , keeper handled glove saves and three excellent opportunities in survived a 5-4 thriller as UMSL see " Skaters," page 16. stick saves with all the finesse The SLU crew finally scored front 01 the net in the final five and coolness of a Riverboat gam­ five minutes into the final peri­ minutes. Ed Hoechstenback had bler. Starr's performance was od. With both teams fighting for two of the chances from point the centerpiece of the Rivermen control of the puck at the UMSL blank range. The first shot Starr victory. . blue line; Paul Jasso, the rejected; the second one Hoech­ Starr had plenty of help though league's top scorer, had set up stenback shot wide. He reacted in the form of a tenacious de­ shop in the Rivermen crease. The by bending over and shaking his fense. UMSL defenders dove to Bills got control, JassQ got the head. Across From Home Mark Twain Gym of Rivermen- on Florrissant Rd.· the from page 13 COMBO UMSL notes: The Rivermen Panasonic nave raised their record to 13-11, with a conference record of 5- 5. .. The Rivermen now are in sole possession of fourth place in the MIAA, thanks to their win over Northwest, and also be­ M icrocassette cause Northeast Missouri State, who was tied fo r fo urth place, Recorder lost to Central Missouri State Saturday night. . . 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9001 Clayton Road 991 -0955 l ______. Bring In Ad For Discount· _.l::. ______•• Feb. 24 , 1983 CURRENT page 1l> Riverwomen continue downward in MIAA If UMSL won the game, if still defensive job on Scott. That kept Kurt Jacob Tigerettes and at the half, trail­ one point at the end and had a reporter had a shot at the playoffs. If ed by only five, 29- 24. chance to win but a last-ditch us in the game. UMSL lost, it could kiss the play- In the second half, UMSL came effort by Moore was no good and When the UMSL women's bas­ offs goodbye. - out firing and at the midway Lincoln came up with the victory, "Really, we were fortunate to play them that close in their gym. ketball team visited Jefferson Needless to say, the River­ point of the stanza, held a slim, 63-62. The players did what they were City last Wednesday to take on women had plenty of incentive three-point lead. Despite the loss, Larson was supposed to do to win; we just fell Lincoln University, both Coach for this game. But Lincoln star forward behind his team 100 percent. a little short." Mike Larson and hi s players Behind the play of seniors Beverly Scott took charge and "I'm really pleased with the knew how important this game Sandy Moore and Karen Lauth, that was all she wrote for UMSL. team's effort," Larson said. was. UMSL stayed right with the quick The Riverwomen pulled within "Sandy (Moriarty) did a great See " Riverwomen," page 16 Education and basketball attract cager Ron Porter to UMSL "I would like to teach either his­ Curt Melchior emphasizes defense in practices. sports editor tory of physical education. I . If you have gOOd defense, then it would like to do this at the high will motivate the offense. I work Most basketball dreams start school level. I might possibly on my outside shot the most dur­ in the backyard. A yo ungster like to do some basketball coach­ ing practice," he said. dreams of making a last-second ing as well," Porter said game-winning shot. On Saturday Porter wants to rebound, more night, a youngster made that Porter is an undecided major than anything else, when he is on dream come true. at this point. "I am undecided but the basketball court. "I like to I came to UMSL to get a good rebound. We're a small team and That yo un gster's name is Ron education," according to Porter. this is one way that I can help the Porter. He is a forward for the "I thought coll ege would be har­ team out. In basketball, concen­ Rivermen basketball team. On der than it is. I also though it tration is the main thing and that Saturday night, Porter made would be more time-consuming. (concentration) is what I need to what might be known as "the shot The only time that school is really work on," Porter said. heard 'round the conference." time-·consuming is when there is As far as life off the court goes, His tap-in at the buzzer gave the a test or final examination com­ Porter would like to work on one Rivermen a 67- 65 win over ing up ," Porter said. Northwest Missouri State Uni­ thing. "I would like to get closer versity. The shot put UMSL in Porter sees one difference be­ to the stUdents. If we can get position for the fourth, and final , tween life at UMSL and at more students to come to the bas­ playoff spot in the Missouri University City High School, ketball games, then more people Intercollegiate Athletic ASso -· from which he graduated last might recognize me. Then if they ciation. year. "There are no dorms here come up to me on campus, I can hold a conversation with them. I Porter said he felt good about at UMSL . UMSL would be better it. "I have done it before (made if it had some dorms here," can get closer to the students in this way ," according to Porter. game-winning shots), I?ut it will according to Porter. He does remember University City, stay in my mind. I am the Porter comes from a small youngest player on the team and though. "The counselors there would get a schedule of courses family (one brother and one sis­ the 'baby' got to tip it in," ter in addition to his parents). Porter said. out and ask you what you wanted to take. They really treat you "My mom and dad make all the home games. They also made all That is Ron Porter, the basket­ nice," Porter said. the home games when I was at Sharon Kubatzky ball player. Then there is also Head coach Rich Meckfessel University City. They give me Ron Porter, the person. A typical had this to say about Porter. motivation when I am on the CELEBRATION: Ron Porter (center), Rivermen forWard, is day for Porter consists of "going "Ron has almost unlimited po­ court," Porter said. congratulated after making the game-winning shot Saturday. to class, coming home, studying tential. He is a nice young man Reggie Clabon and Kurt Berg celebrate Porter's heroics. a bit, going to practice, eating and has raised his work level Porter tries to emulate Julius supper, maybe watching some since starting practice in Erving, star forward of the argues with the officials, is a it does not seem like it will ever TV, then going to bed," according November." Philadelphia 76'ers, when he is good all-around player, and can happen to yo u." to Porter. Basketball, just like any other on the court. "Dr. J. is the best jump out of the gym," 'Porter Porter has limited interestf Porter would like to become a sport, requires much practice. " I player In the world. I try to pat­ said. when he is not playing basket­ teacher when he finishes college. stress my outside shot and Coach tern myself after him. He never ball. "I like to watch sports on TV, Saturday's was the second go out to play pool, play cards, lit­ game-winning shot that Porter tle things like that," Porter said. has hit this season. There is Ron Porter - that name was in nothing comparabl e to it, accord­ the papers all the time when he EVEN'STRAI GHT liS CAN'T ing to Porter. "You never think it was in hig h school. Now that he is will happen toyou," he said. " You in college, he is not getting the HELP IF YOUFLU NK TUITION. see it on college games on TV but ink that he used to get. Not yet. HYPNOSIS Today, the toughest thing about going Get What You Want Out Of Life!! to college is fir\dirlg_the money to pay for it. - . IndiVidual SessiOns self HypnOSIS But Army RarC can help-two . by 521-4652 Tapes A vatli1ble . ways! Appolnlments Clark Bums - Clinical Hypnotherapist First, you can apply for an Army RarC scholarship. It covers tuition, books, and supplies, and pays you PART-TIME up to $1 ,000 each school year it's in effect. SUPERVISION But even if you're not a POSITIONS scholarship recipient, Rare can still help We offer: with.financial assis~ -in excess of $10 per hour tance-upto$l,OOO ~·'.l'lYh -full benefit package a year for your -Monday through Friday work last two years in -approximately 25-30 hours th~ program. per week. For more Qualifications: information, -2 nd semester sophomore or contact your 1 st semester ju nior. 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from page 15 up her mind to play well and went out and did it." indoor soccer coming up But it wasn't enough. The the Icemen (2-1) and the Fight­ Moore led all scorers with 25 Riverwomen could never get Ronn Tipton points while grabbing eight re­ the lead. reporter ing Irish (2-1). Behind them are bounds and Lauth chipped in with intramural FUBAR (I-I), No Names (I-I), 15 points and nine rebounds. "They put a box-and-one on For those basketball fans who and Latecomers (0-2). Leading Sandy and shut her down," Lar­ saw the Missouri-Virginia bas­ report the B division are the Baseball son said. "But Karen and Georgia ketball game Sunday afternoon, Rivermen (2-0) and Beta Alpha Last Saturday, UMSL hosted· watching the Steve Stipanovich the highly touted Bearkittens (Hinson) played wei!." Psi (2-0). They are followed by vs. Ralph Sampson contest prob­ from Northwest Missouri State the Papal Bulls (1- 2) , Optometry ably was the high point of ·the over Devastation 57-56. The University. By now, all hopes of Lauth had to be' runner-up to School (1- 2) , and Psychos (0-2). whole college basketball season. standings after four weeks of UMSL making the playoffs were Stickrod for player of the game The results of the games played Yet, unbeknown to them, there play are Keggers (4- 0) , Big Dogs gone. But the Riverwomen still as she poured in 16 pOints and last Tuesday were Icemen over are some pretty good basketball (2-1), Shorts (2-1), ROTC-l (2- 1) , put up a fight. hauled in 12 boards. FUBAR 32-38, Fighting Irish matchups that take place right Devastation (2-2), Beach Bums downing No Names 49-40, Base­ here at UMSL. They take place in (0- 3), and Deans (0-4). ball Rivermen smashing Opto­ UMSL .trailed by seven at the UMSL is now 9- 14 overall and UMSL's intramural basketball half but they fought back to tie 2- 8 in the Missouri Inter­ metry School 76- 47 , and Beta leagues. Another good matchup coming the game in the second half. But collegiate Athletic Association. Alpha Psi slipping by the Papal One such matchup took place soon will be when the United the Bearkittens exploded for six "We're not going to just sit back Bulls, 41- 39 . this week as the first and second Blacks and Salt & Pepper of the straight points and never and wait for the season to end," place teams in the Tuesday Thursday afternoon I eague meet. This week's games played Larson said. "We 're going with looked back. Afternoon league, the Keggers Both teams are 3- 0 and tied for Tuesday night were FUBAR vs. our best players and we're goiong and the Shorts, met in battle. first place in the league. Follow­ No Names, latecomers vs. Fight­ NWMS won the contest 74-63. out to win. The Keggers came into the game ing them in the standings are ing Irish, Psychos vs. Optometry with a 3-0 record, the Shorts with Biology Club (2-1), the Butchers School, and Beta Alpha Psi vs. Despite losing, UMSL had "We're going to give it our best a 2-0 slate. The Keggers had lots (1- 2) , FUBAR (0-3), and the the Baseball Rivermen. bragging rights for star of the shot for a strong finish. " of height and relied on the fast Papal Bulls (0-3). The results of game. Kandy Stickrod. playing in break; the Shorts relied mainly last Thursday's games were front of numerous relatives, UMSL Notes: The River­ on their outside shooting and a United Blacks over Butchers 66- Intramural notes: The dead­ scored 15 points, pulled down a women hosted Northeast Mis-' slowdown game. Who won? The 49, Salt & Pepper over FUBAR line for turning in Hoc-Soc ros­ season-high 15 rebounds and dis­ souri State last night and will end Keggers did, 69-48. 39-36, and Biology club over ters is approaching! ' " The hed out seven assists. their season this Saturday night Other Tuesday afternoon Papal Bulls by forfeit. organizational meeting of the on the road as they travel to games which weren't quite so Racquetball Club will be on this "She was aggressive," Larson Sout heast Missouri State Uni­ pivotal were the Big Dogs over As for the Thursday night Saturday at 1 p.m. in Room 218 said of Stickrod. "She just made versity. the Deans 26-15 and ROTC-l league, the A division is lead by Mark Twain Building. Skaters-

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the Meramec net. The sprawling goalie and a defenseman chasing Polk collided. Polk stuffed in the ELECTIONS FOR dramatic winner with 12 secnds left to play. UMSL. coach Ron Gulley, STUDENT SENATORS father of defenseman Craig, gave his team an .. A for effort.. against the Warrior squad. The players dramatic winner with 12 seconds coach who took over the team Applications for Student Senators are available in the with five gamesleftin the regular season. Coach Gulley won seven STUDENT ASSOCIATION OFFICE, 262 U. Center and straight including the playoff victories. He is the cerebral OFFICE OF STUDENT AFFAIRS, 301 Woods Hall. force behind the Riverman bench. Under Gulley the team was more organized, goals were up, and penalties were down. Applications are to be returned to the OFFICE OF STU­ The championship victory has left a good feeling among the DENT AFFAIRS,301 Woods Hall, 'byTUESDAY, MARCH 1, triumphant stickhandlers. All season long the team was lacking before 5:00 p.m. - lacking players, lacking mon­ ey, lacking fans, lacking coach­ ing, but certainly never lacking For additional information contact Larry Wines or Earl Swift in the STU­ effort. And so it is only appropriate DENT ASSOCIATION OFFICE, 262 U. Center, phone 553-51 04 or Dan fo r a team that outhit, outhus­ tled, outlasted and outplayed its Wallace in the OFFICE OF STUDENT AFFAIRS, 301 Woods Hall, phone way to the league championship, that their season was out­ 553-5211. standing.

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