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They give you weird tioning and toilets clogged with by-products of the nearby looks. Luckily we found costume designer extraordinaire taco truck, we thought her meticulous attention to detail and Hilary Olson. An alumnus of the Art Institute of Chicago, ability to get shit done would translate perfectly into making Hilary’s made costumes for everyone from the Stones to sure this publication gets printed every 30 days or so. We were Velvet Revolver to Tim and Eric to Ashton Kutcher. Plus right. Even though this wee satchel of rainbows-and-resource- she’s a kook, so we knew we could entrust her to make a fulness potpourri knew absolutely nothing about magazine bunch of fake wacky pubes. And they came out spectacu- production, within six months she’s made it seem like we were lar—they are little, fuzzy, triangular works of art. Associate outsourcing the job to quadriplegic monkeys in India for the editor Rocco is even going to frame them and put them in his past 15 years. Julia also recently renounced veganism and now apartment and then have some explaining to do when his loves cheeseburgers so much we think she should marry one. parents come over. See THE MAGAZINE YOU ARE HOLDING IN YOUR HANDS RIGHT NOW, See MERKIN’ AROUND, page 52. pages 1-100. ROBERT LANHAM TACO BELL BLACK JACK TACO Robert is a Brooklyn-based writer who is responsible for The I know this looks like some cutesy advertorial business to you, Sinner’s Guide to the Evangelical Right, The Hipster but trust me, it is not. I wolfed down a pair of these bad boys Handbook, and a bunch of other satirical books that are last week, thus initiating the longest night of near-continuous good poop-facilitating material. His writing has also shitting I have ever lived to tell my coworkers about. Ugh. Just appeared in the New York Times, Playboy, the Washington looking at that picture right now made my stomach go gligg- Post, and many other fine publications. When we asked him ligggurch. It’s a real shame, too, because I’m usually a major to tell us about his private life, he told us that his parents fan of both Taco Bell and limited-edition novelty foods.