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Chris Christopher Toler Chris went to see the doctor, see what he could give me. He said, "Son, son, you've gone too far..." "THE Blathering view more Gommel, thank you!"

Male 43 years old Chris's Latest Blog Entry [ Subscribe to this Blog ] SWAMPSCOTT, Massachusetts ( ) Irish Lessons view more

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Chris's Blurbs About me:

Nothing very interesting, unfortunately.

MySpace URL: I'm in my early forties, I'm married, no kids, schoolteacher, over-educated, www.myspace.com/mistertoler under-motivated, and I joined myspace to find music; bands, CD releases, music downloads, etc. I've written a book, (currently illustrating it, not yet published,) two comic strips, (one for my college paper, one rejected for Chris's Interests syndication for "unconventional content",) and a few CD reviews for some General My interests include listening to bands, (mostly in the Celtic-Punk genre, for the Boston-based webzine, music, playing music, Shite 'N' Onions, @ www.shitenonions.com ) (mandolin, Irish , , or ukulele), watching I currently attempt to play the , , tin whistle, and movies, anything about Hawaii, ukulele, (not all at once!) but somehow never got out of the "10-thumbed, (music, movies, culture, aloha shirts, or even Elvis Presley tone-deaf, noise-polluter" category. movies), foreign food, travel, educational television, My favorite color is gray, favorite meal is Lamb Vindaloo, favorite time of (remember Mutual of Omaha's day is dusk, I can splay the toes on my left foot incredibly wide, AND I may Wild Kingdom?), and playing paintball in the nicer weather. very well have been the first person to pluralize "Hell" as an expletive, as in "Hells yeah! ". It was an accidental, drunken slurring, but it still counts! Music 70's Metal: I'm a serious and almost fanatical fan of 70s -based & heavy metal; Aerosmith, AC/DC, Amulet, Also, I love my iPod very, very much. Armageddon, , Axis, Bang!, Black Sabbath, Bedlam, B.O.C., Bloodrock, Buffalo, Cactus, Cain, Captain Who I'd like to meet: Beyond, Alice Cooper, Cream, Me from the future, also, me from the past. But not for too long, I'm Deep Purple, Derringer, Dirty sure I'd get on my nerves quickly. Tricks, Dust, Ellison, , Free, Fuzzy Duck, Granicus, Gamma, Goliath, Growl, Hard And Mayor McCheese, I miss him. Stuff, Hendrix, Highway Robbery, Horslips, Humble Pie, Human Instinct, Icecross, James Gang, JPT Scare Band, Jeronimo, Jerusalem, Josephus, Aliases: Leaf Hound, Led Zeppelin, Left A. K. A. - "Professor Gommel," "The Amazing Christopher," " クリス", End, Lucifer's Friend, Lynyrd "Craig McMuffin," "Sweet Uncle Snuggles," "Norm De Plume," (only in Skynyrd, Mahogany Rush, Motorhead, Nazareth, New York print,) "Mr. Terrible," "Chico Pufnstuf", and "That Toler Bastard." Dolls, Nugent, Pentagram, Primevil, Point Blank, Ram Jam, Rainbow, Sir Lord Baltimore, Sorcery, Steppenwolf, Stray, Things that I hate: Stretch, Strife, Thin Lizzy, Robin Macaroni and cheese, bean-bag chairs, neckties, Wookies, when the nail Trower, Pat Travers, Taste, Three Man Army, Ultra, Uriah of my pinky-toe gets caught on a thread while putting on my socks, Heep, Van Halen, Warhorse, barber-shop quartets, sleep, and Sally Kellerman, (though I don’t know Warpig, The Who, ZZ Top, and much, much more! why!)

Irish Punk: I also am a major fan/supporter of the /Paddy- Words that I think sound dirty but really aren't: punk/Irish folk-punk genre with "Putin," (yeah, as in Vladimir,) an extensive collection of material from bands like; "flagellate," (makes me smirk just writing it!), Amadan, BibleCode Sundays, "expunge," (now, THAT sounds positively filthy!), Big Bad Bollocks, Blood or Whiskey, Catgut Mary, The "can't," (but only when said with a Thurston Howell-like Harvard accent,) Cherry Cokes, Clovers, The and, for some reason, "Oxana Baiul."

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Croagh Patrick, The Dirges, The Dolomites, The Dreadnoughts, Chris's Friend Space (Top 24) , Fiddler's Green, The Fisticuffs, Flatfoot Chris has 172 friends. 56, , The GO Set, Greenland Whalefishers,

Horslips, In Search of a Rose, Shite-n-Onions NECK Irish Stew of Sindidun, Jack Official Flash, Jackdaw, Jacky Tar, MySpace Junior, The Killigans, The Kissers, Lady Godiva, Larkin, The Larkin Brigade, , The Magillicuddys, The Men They Couldn't Hang, The Mighty Regis, Mt. Paiot's, Mutiny, Neck, The Peelers, Perfect, The Pogues, The Popes, The Pokes, The Porters, The Pubcrawlers, The Real Flogging Molly Dropkick IRISH STEW BibleCodeSunda MacKenzies, The Righs, Roaring Murphys of Sindidun ys Jack, Royal Shamrock, The Ruffians, The Rye, Saint Bushmill's Choir, The Sharky Doyles, Siobhan, The Skels, Spud Nigger, The Swaggering Growlers, Scott MX Turner, The Tossers, Tortilla Flat, The Vandon Arms, The Wages of Sin, and many others.

The Blues: I've been a blues fan for a long time and have assembled a good-sized Blues CD library. In it is; Hound Dog Taylor, Buddy Spud Nigger The Righs (on Jack Flash BIG BAD Guy, John Mayall, Free, Johnny iTunes!) BOLLOCKS Winter, Stevie Ray Vaughn, Howlin' Wolf, Luther Allison, B.B. King, Albert King, Savoy Brown, Brewer Phillips, Jimmy Dawkins, Rory Gallagher, Lightnin' Hopkins, John Lee, Hooker, Sleepy John Estes, J.B. Hutto, Elmore James, Freddie King, etc. .

I am also a fan of Hawaiian music, , Doom Online Now! metal, and '80s metal! Mutiny i belli di The Go Set the dirges Movies I love movies. Horror, sci-fi, waikiki drama, comedy. Not so much the romantic stuff of "chick- flicks." And definitely NOT political- propaganda-in-disguise flicks like "Dead Man Walking" or "Million Dollar Baby" trying to sneak an agenda in under the cover of a story. I hate that shit!

Favorite Movie of all time? "Jaws," No question. I could watch that over and over. Other faves include: Shaun of the The The Porters The Fisticuffs The Skels Dead, The Three Amigos, Star Wars, Silence of the Lambs, Swaggerin&rsqu NEW SONG The Quiet Man, Its a Wonderful o; Growlers UP!!! Life, Night of the Living Dead, Napolean Dynamite, Aliens, and This is Spinal Tap. Television Gilligans Island, Red Dwarf, Arrested Development, Killinaskully, Black Books, Hawaii Five-O, Quincy, Columbo, Monk, Firefly, Survivor, Spaced, 30 Rock, and Saturday Night Live. Oh, yeah, The The Vandon The Killigans Interpunk.com also The Three Stooges and Dreadnoughts Arms Benny Hill! Books My favorite book is Moby Dick. Other faves include 'Job: A Comedy of Justice by Heinlein,'A Collector's Guide to Heavy Metal, Volume 1: The Seventies' and 'A Collector's Guide to Heavy Metal, Volume 2: The Eighties' by Martin Popoff, 'The Five Chinese View Chris's Friends: All | Online | New | Mutual Brothers' by Claire Huchet Bishop, 'Mysterious Island' by Jules Verne, the "Uplift" novels by David Brin and anything by Michael Crichton, Bentley Little, Jules Verne, "Jumpin' Jim" Chris's Friends Comments Beloff, or Grant/Naylor. Displaying 25 of 51 comments ( View All | Add Comment ) Heroes I don't know, Underdog? The Indulgers Apr 18 2009 3:07 PM

Chris's Details Hope you are SURVIVING these crazy economic times! Enjoy our new video "Whiskey Tonight" and Status: Married stop by our site for a FREE download of the new song. Yes, something for FREE. * * * Cheers! Here for: Networking Orientation: Straight Hometown: Bedford Falls Ethnicity: Other Religion: Atheist Zodiac Sign: Sagittarius Children: I don't want kids Education: Post grad

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Occupation: Bum

SUPERNAUT The Mar 25 2009 10:33 AM Black Sabbath Experience Supernaut: The Black Sabbath Experience will be playing this Saturday night (3/28) at The Sand Bar in Lynn, 714 Washington St. We will be playing 2 sets, so lots of deep cuts! We start around 9:30. p.s. We love you all!

White Owl (new Mar 11 2009 6:51 PM album is recording)

Jig'n'slam! Greetings from Moscow! Hagnir White Owl

The Rumjacks Jan 8 2009 5:51 PM

Cheers, Chris. We've recently recorded an EP and Paddy Goes To Babylon is on it. All the very best, mate.

The RJs

The Rumjacks Jan 8 2009 8:27 AM

I'll tell me Ma'

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Paddy And The Jan 5 2009 6:49 AM Rats

Maltz Dec 31 2008 9:00 AM

Thanks for the add, Chris! Cheers from Brazil.. Pirata

HAGGIS Dec 10 2008 1:53 AM

thanx your request!! Cheers!....from japan.

Smiting Nov 11 2008 3:47 PM Shillelagh (NEEDS A NEW Oi! Thanks mate! DRUMMER!) Slainte

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Tiger Nov 6 2008 2:23 AM

Thanks for the ADD!

Your music is wonderful!

Guido/Wispy Oct 27 2008 3:09 PM /Guy/Martin-take your pick! Hey Chris how ya doin?

That blog is a bit outta date-posted that back in Jan/Feb time!! Yeah I did leave, just needed some time but .as ya saw, I'm back and enjoyin every minute!!

Colm O’Brien Oct 25 2008 3:12 AM

Thanks for the add!

SKILTRON Oct 13 2008 10:13 PM

Thanks for the friend request! Greetings from Argentina.

Royal SHAMROCK Oct 13 2008 4:35 AM

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HANX!! for your adding request.

A-RI-GA-TO---!!

the barcrawlers Oct 8 2008 10:44 AM

the clay faces Sep 23 2008 7:04 AM

ayup chris cheers for the add fella

Guido/Wispy Sep 18 2008 8:34 AM /Guy/Martin-take your pick! Hey Chris hows the craic? Lookin forward to catchin ya tonight-the first rounds on you if I remember correctly?!?

All the best man,

Guido/Wispy

Sweet Sep 16 2008 7:13 AM Hollywaiians

ALOHA!!!

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Spud Nigger Sep 11 2008 3:35 AM

Informational video on and her majestic cultural achievements:

Shite-n-Onions Aug 25 2008 9:17 PM

Spud Nigger Aug 7 2008 7:41 AM

HeeeEEEEre come da spuds ta save da DAAAAYYY!!

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Spud Nigger Jul 19 2008 2:33 PM

Happy Christmas:

Spud Nigger Jul 19 2008 12:49 PM

Chris is a legend walking amongst us

Kelly Marie Jul 13 2008 7:10 PM

yeah baby, I hit that!

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Sweet Jul 11 2008 5:52 PM Hollywaiians

ALOHA!!!

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