Program Guide Report

Schedule Program Guide For GTV/SD

Sun Dec 11, 2011

06:00 GO, DIEGO, GO Repeat G

It's a Bugs World Diego and Kicho are going to the Whirligig Beetle Dance Show. With the help of Kichos magic flute, they shrink to bug size to enter the entrance to the secret river.

06:30 DORA THE EXPLORER Repeat G

Star Catcher

Abuela has a special present for Dora: a beautiful purple Star Pocket.

07:00 WEEKEND TODAY Captioned Live WS NA Join Cameron Williams and Leila McKinnon as they bring you the latest in news, current affairs, sports, politics, entertainment, fashion, health and lifestyle. SECOND TEST - AUSTRALIA V NEW 10:00 ZEALAND Captioned Live WS NA

Day 3 - AM Session

Wide World Of Sports presents the second test between Australia and New Zealand live from Bellerive Oval, Hobart. Join Richie Benaud, Mark Nicholas, Bill Lawry, Tony Greig, Michael Slater, Ian Healy and Mark Taylor for all the action.

12:30 THE CRICKET SHOW Captioned Live WS G Join Michael Slater and Brett Lee for all the latest news, updates and analysis of the day's plays along with special guests live in the studio. SECOND TEST - AUSTRALIA V NEW 13:00 ZEALAND Captioned Live WS NA

Day 3 - PM Session

18:00 NINE NEWS SUNDAY Captioned Live WS NA Jo Hall presents Melbourne's most comprehensive weekend news service with detailed sports and weather reports. CHRISTMAS WITH THE AUSTRALIAN 18:30 WOMEN'S WEEKLY Captioned WS G

Hosted by Natalie Gruzlewski, this week we bring you even more ways to celebrate the festive season. Julie Goodwin cooks the tastiest turkey ever. Theres super-stylish decorating ideas for your Christmas table. Plus, a simple but spectacular seafood smorgasbord and a scrumptious twist on your traditional Christmas desserts.

19:30 60 MINUTES Captioned WS NA

60 Minutes is Australia's leading current affairs programme, with a proven record of excellence over three decades. Television's top reporters - Liz Hayes, Liam Bartlett, Michael Usher, Allison Langdon and Charles Wooley - investigate, analyse and uncover the issues affecting all Australians.

20:30 THE MENTALIST Captioned Repeat WS M

Red Gold A modern-day prospector's death is investigated and Lisbon is injured, prompting Hightower to join Jane in the field for the first time.

Starring: Simon Baker, Robin Tunney, Tim Kang, Owain Yeoman, Amanda Righetti

Cons.Advice: Strong Violence

21:30 CSI: CRIME SCENE INVESTIGATION Captioned Repeat WS M

Tell-Tale Hearts

Three suspects each confess to murdering a family and the CSIs must determine which one is telling the truth.

Starring: Ted Danson, Marg Helgenberger, George Eads, Paul Guilfoyle, Jorja Fox, Eric Szmanda

22:30 THE COMMANDER Captioned WS M

Abduction - 3 (*Season Final*)

When Brian Hall is taken the scene of the murder he becomes convinced that there was someone else in the room when he find his mother dead, and Blake discovers more than she bargained for and finds herself tested to the limits.

Starring: Amanda Burton, Mark Lewis Jones

Cons.Advice: Strong Violence, Some Coarse Language 23:30 FLASHPOINT Captioned Repeat WS M

Between Heartbeats The team has to deal with a sniper that has taken over City Hall, who just happens to be the son of a man Ed Killed during a mission. Meanwhile, a team member's health is in question after being caught in the line of fire.

Cons.Advice: Strong Violence

00:30 THE BARON Repeat PG

Night Of The Hunter Exciting, danger-laden, unusual exploits...the human dramas of those who buy, sell or steal precious treasures. Stars Steve Forrest.

Starring: Steve Forrest

01:30 SPYFORCE Repeat PG

The Encounter An American deserter is brought to Australia by Erskine to stand trial. Stars Jack Thompson, Peter Sumner, Redmond Phillips and Katy Wild.

02:30 GUTHY-RENKER AUSTRALIA WS G

Home Shopping.

03:00 MCD WS G

Wonder Cooker w Blades

Home shopping.

03:30 DANOZ G

H2O MOP X5

Home shopping programme

04:00 GOOD MORNING AMERICA - SUNDAY Captioned WS NA

Early morning news/talk show from ABC America's Time Square studio.

05:00 NINE'S EARLY MORNING NEWS Captioned Live WS NA

Join the Nine News team for all the latest news, sport and weather.

05:30 TODAY Captioned Live WS NA Join Karl Stefanovic and Lisa Wilkinson as they bring you the latest in news, current affairs, sport, politics, entertainment, fashion, health and lifestyle. Mon Dec 12, 2011

06:00 TODAY Captioned Live WS NA Join Karl Stefanovic and Lisa Wilkinson as they bring you the latest in news, current affairs, sport, politics, entertainment, fashion, health and lifestyle.

09:00 KERRI-ANNE SUMMER SERIES Captioned WS PG Join your host Kerri-Anne Kennerley as she presents an exciting summer mix of local and international guests, lifestyle segments, music and topical issues.

09:30 HI-5 Captioned WS P

Making Music

Hi-5 provides fun, entertainment and education for pre-schoolers in an exciting and colourful way.

SECOND TEST - AUSTRALIA V NEW 10:00 ZEALAND Captioned Live WS NA

Day 4 - AM Session

Day 4 - PM Session

18:00 NINE NEWS Captioned Live WS NA Peter Hitchener presents Melbourne's most comprehensive news service with detailed sport, finance and weather reports.

18:30 A CURRENT AFFAIR Captioned Live WS NA A Current Affair covers the realms of politics, crime, human rights, science, technology, celebrities and entertainment - all investigated by a dedicated team and hosted by Tracy Grimshaw.

19:00 THE BIG BANG THEORY Captioned Repeat WS PG

The Work Song Nanocluster

Penny's home hair products business becomes a complete nightmare when a caffeine-addled Sheldon takes over.

Starring: Johnny Galecki, Jim Parsons, Kaley Cuoco, Simon Helberg, Kunal Nayyar

Cons.Advice: Sexual References

19:30 THE BIG BANG THEORY Captioned Repeat WS PG

The Dead Hooker Juxtaposition There's a new queen bee in the building! Penny develops a rivalry with a sexy female neighbour moves in to the building and threatens to become the 'new Penny'.

Starring: Johnny Galecki, Jim Parsons, Kaley Cuoco, Simon Helberg, Kunal Nayyar

Cons.Advice: Sexual References

20:00 HOT IN CLEVELAND Captioned WS PG

Bad Bromance

When Melanie meets her boyfriend's family, she finds two big obstacles -- his mother and his brother. Meanwhile, Joy's green card scam with neighbour Rick goes awry, Victoria dates an ancient billionaire and Elka goes on a 24-hour bender.

20:25 CRIME STOPPERS Captioned WS NA

Every week Crime Stoppers asks you to identify an offender - real crime, real offenders.

20:30 THE MENTALIST Captioned Repeat WS M

Red Queen When the CBI investigates the murder of an antiques dealer found dead in a museum, the evidence indicates that the suspect may be a member of the team

Starring: Simon Baker, Robin Tunney, Tim Kang, Owain Yeoman, Amanda Righetti

Cons.Advice: Some Violence 21:30 HARRY'S LAW Captioned WS M

There Will Be Blood

Harry continues Eric's case after the charges against her are dropped, but Roseanna Remmick orders the police to harass Harry and plant evidence incriminating Eric. Meanwhile, Cassie and Oliver follow leads; and Harry asks Tommy to handle the media.

Starring: Nathan Corddry, Kathy Bates, Christopher McDonald

Cons.Advice: Some Violence, Some Coarse Language

EXTREME MAKEOVER: WEIGHT LOSS 22:30 EDITION Captioned WS PG

Staci

Mother to two and full-time in-home nurse, Staci, also takes care of her husband, who lost the use of the left side of his body after suffering a stroke. Staci is the largest female that transformation specialist Chris Powell has worked with in his career. Committed to getting healthy, Staci goes on a year-long journey to lose half her weight and become healthier for herself and her family.

23:30 UNDERCOVERS WS M

A Night To Forget Leo becomes a murder suspect in Mexico when he wakes up in a hotel room with a dead woman and has no memory of what happened.

Starring: Boris Kodjoe, Gerald Mcraney, Carter MacIntyre, Gugu Mbatha-Raw

Cons.Advice: Strong Violence

00:30 THE AVENGERS Repeat PG

Epic

Z.Z. von Schnerk, a mad Teutonic film director of the Erich von Stroheim variety, along with his has-been leading actor and actress, Stewart Kirby and Damita Syn, capture Mrs. Peel in an effort to make a movie about her life and exciting adventures. Unfortunately it is to end with her violent death so Steed has to follow the clues to find her.

Starring: Patrick MacNee, Diana Rigg

01:30 ENTERTAINMENT TONIGHT Captioned WS NA

Nancy O'Dell and Mark Steines bring us the latest celebrity news events, exclusive interviews, behind-the-scenes first looks, and Hollywood's hottest stories from the worlds of film, television, music, fashion, literature and interactive media.

02:00 GUTHY-RENKER AUSTRALIA Repeat WS G

Home Shopping.

02:30 GUTHY-RENKER AUSTRALIA Repeat WS G

Home Shopping.

03:00 DANOZ G

H2O MOP X5

Home shopping programme

03:30 GOOD MORNING AMERICA Captioned WS NA Early morning news/talk show with co-hosts George Stephanopoulos, Robin Roberts, Josh Elliott and Sam Champion.

05:00 NINE'S EARLY MORNING NEWS Captioned Live WS NA

Join the Nine News team for all the latest news, sport and weather.

06:00 TODAY Captioned Live WS NA Join Karl Stefanovic and Lisa Wilkinson as they bring you the latest in news, current affairs, sport, politics, entertainment, fashion, health and lifestyle.

09:30 HI-5 Captioned WS P

Dancing

Hi-5 provides fun, entertainment and education for pre-schoolers in an exciting and colourful way.

SECOND TEST - AUSTRALIA V NEW 10:00 ZEALAND Captioned Live WS NA

Day 5 - AM Session

Day 5 - PM Session

18:00 NINE NEWS Captioned Live WS NA Peter Hitchener presents Melbourne's most comprehensive news service with detailed sport, finance and weather reports.

19:00 THE BIG BANG THEORY Captioned Repeat WS PG

The Hofstadter Isotope While a fellow comic book loving pal of the guys romances Penny, Leonard and Wolowitz venture out into the world of 'Ladies' Night'.

Starring: Johnny Galecki, Jim Parsons, Kaley Cuoco, Simon Helberg, Kunal Nayyar

Cons.Advice: Sexual References

19:30 THE BIG BANG THEORY Captioned Repeat WS PG

The Vegas Renormalization Leonard and Koothrappali take a heartbroken Wolowitz to Las Vegas, leaving Sheldon locked out of his apartment and forced to bunk with Penny.

Starring: Johnny Galecki, Jim Parsons, Kaley Cuoco, Simon Helberg, Kunal Nayyar

Cons.Advice: Sexual References

20:00 THE MIDDLE Captioned WS PG

Hecking Order Axl plays a trick on Sue that gets her into trouble in school, while Mike meets with Brick's new fourth grade teacher to find out why he's allowed to skip gym.

Starring: Patricia Heaton, Neil Flynn, Charlie Mcdermott

20:30 TWO AND A HALF MEN Captioned Repeat WS M

Big Girls Don't Throw Food Alan gives dating advice to Walden as he prepares to go out with Bridget; and Jake decides to drop out of school because that's what Walden did.

Starring: Ashton Kutcher, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones, Holland Taylor, Marin Hinkle, Melanie Lynskey

Cons.Advice: Sexual References 21:00 MIKE & MOLLY Captioned WS M

Cigar Talk Vince asks for Mike's help in tutoring him for his GED after Joyce asks him to attend her high-school reunion and he's embarrassed that he never graduated from high school.

Starring: Billy Gardell, Melissa McCarthy, Reno Wilson, Katy Mixon

Cons.Advice: Sexual References

21:30 SURVIVOR: SOUTH PACIFIC Captioned WS PG

Storyline to follow.

22:30 NOTHING TRIVIAL WS M

Who performed The 1987 Hit Time Of My Life?

Brian has run into Jenna Brown from school, the girl everyone wanted to nail! With an invitation to an eighties birthday party, Brian is determined to prove a point, recapture his youth but he hasnt reckoned on the helpful support of the ladies from Sex on A Stick. Meanwhile, Mac is under siege.

Starring: Nicole Whippy, Tandi Wright, Debbie Newby-Ward, Shane Cortese

Cons.Advice: Some Coarse Language, Sex Scenes

23:30 THE UNUSUALS WS M

One Man Band

Detectives set up a sting at a store that deals in murder weapons and body-disposal advice. Elsewhere, Shraeger is asked to get someone out of a resisting-arrest charge, and Frank Lutz has bad timing when he asks Cole for a favour.

Starring: Amber Tamblyn, Jeremy Renner, Joshua Close, Harold Perrineau

00:30 20/20 Captioned WS NA

(Fri-9-Dec-11)

20/20 is anchored by Elizabeth Vargas and Chris Cuomo. David Sloan is executive producer.

01:30 DANOZ G

H2O MOP X5

Home shopping programme

02:00 GUTHY-RENKER AUSTRALIA Repeat WS G

Home Shopping.

02:30 MCD WS G

Side Sleeper Pro version 2

Home shopping.

03:00 DANOZ G

ABDOER TWIST

Home shopping programme

03:30 GOOD MORNING AMERICA Captioned WS NA Early morning news/talk show with co-hosts George Stephanopoulos, Robin Roberts, Josh Elliott and Sam Champion.

05:00 NINE'S EARLY MORNING NEWS Captioned Live WS NA

Join the Nine News team for all the latest news, sport and weather.

06:00 TODAY Captioned Live WS NA Join Karl Stefanovic and Lisa Wilkinson as they bring you the latest in news, current affairs, sport, politics, entertainment, fashion, health and lifestyle.

11:00 NINE MORNING NEWS Captioned Live WS NA Join Wendy Kingston for up to the minute news on local and international news including sport, finance and weather.

12:00 THE ELLEN DEGENERES SHOW Captioned WS PG

Join Ellen DeGeneres as she hosts a unique mix of celebrity interviews, chart-topping and up-and-coming musical performances, audience participation games and segments spotlighting real life stories and amazing talents.

13:00 THE VIEW Captioned WS PG

The Emmy Award winning talk show, The View is an original forum of dynamic women of different ages, experiences and backgrounds discussing relevant, everyday issues. Hosts: Barbara Walters, Whoopi Goldberg, Joy Behar, Elisabeth Hasselbeck and Sherri Shepherd.

14:00 DAYS OF OUR LIVES Captioned PG

Get involved with the daily dramas of the citizens of Salem in this classic series.

15:00 ENTERTAINMENT TONIGHT Captioned WS NA

15:30 HI-5 Captioned WS P

Music Around The World

Hi-5 provides fun, entertainment and education for pre-schoolers in an exciting and colourful way.

16:00 PYRAMID Captioned Repeat WS C Pyramid is a fun, fast-paced game show the whole family can enjoy. Two teams go head to head in a competition to describe a series of simple objects, places or things, without actually using the object's name.

16:30 NINE AFTERNOON NEWS Captioned Live WS NA Wendy Kingston presents the latest news of the day from Australia and around the world including sport, finance and weather.

17:30 HOT SEAT Captioned Repeat WS G Who will survive the Hot Seat? 6 contestants go head to head to win the cash. Hosted by Eddie McGuire, Hot Seat is a game of strategy, skill and survival.

18:00 NINE NEWS Captioned Live WS NA Peter Hitchener presents Melbourne's most comprehensive news service with detailed sport, finance and weather reports.

19:00 THE BIG BANG THEORY Captioned Repeat WS PG

The Classified Materials Turbulence Penny makes a surprising revelation about Leonard when Penny makes a surprising revelation on her second date.

Starring: Johnny Galecki, Jim Parsons, Kaley Cuoco, Simon Helberg, Kunal Nayyar

Cons.Advice: Sexual References

19:30 RBT Captioned Repeat WS PG In this ground-breaking series, follow the police units for a unique behind-the-scenes look at RBT patrols testing for alcohol and drug affected drivers.

20:25 CRIME STOPPERS Captioned Repeat WS NA

Every week Crime Stoppers asks you to identify an offender - real crime, real offenders. 20:30 SHERLOCK Captioned Repeat WS M

The Great Game

Despairing of the ingenuity of London's criminals, Sherlock is invited to take on what looks to be a very ordinary case, or so he thinks. The curtain is about to rise on a terrifying game of cat and mouse as a crazed bomber pits his wits against Sherlock. A 20-year-old murder, a blood-soaked car, a rediscovered Old Master worth millions - it's just the kind of adventure Sherlock and John relish.

Starring: Benedict Cumberbatch, Martin Freeman

Cons.Advice: Some Violence

22:30 TRUE CSI: COLD BLOOD Repeat WS AV

Trail Of Blood

When the body of a high profile, anti-crime activist is butchered beyond recognition in his Washington, D.C. basement, the search for suspects leads police deep into the city's underbelly...can they track down Dennis Dolinger's cold-blooded killer?

Cons.Advice: Strong Violence, Adult Themes

23:30 WEEDS Repeat WS MA

Bill Sussman Nancy's world gets further entangled with U-Turn's gangster life while both Celia and Doug make deals with Sullivan Groff. Conrad takes matters into his own hands.

Starring: Mary-Louise Parker, Kevin Nealon, Elizabeth Perkins

Cons.Advice: Adult Themes, Drug Use, Frequent Coarse Language

00:00 ECLIPSE MUSIC TV WS PG

Shura Taft and Zoe Balbi present the latest music videos, artist interviews and exciting competitions.

00:30 TAKE 40 LIVE PRESENTS... Repeat WS TB

Take 40 Stars Of Summer Take 40 Stars of Summer launches summer in style with Sneaky Sound System & Havana Brown at Take 40s glamorous harbour-side mansion.

01:00 ENTERTAINMENT TONIGHT Captioned Repeat WS NA

01:30 DANOZ G

ABDOER TWIST

Home shopping programme

02:00 GUTHY-RENKER AUSTRALIA Repeat WS G

Home Shopping.

02:30 DANOZ G

SWIVEL SWEEPER G2

Home shopping programme.

03:00 DANOZ G

H2O MOP X5

Home shopping programme

03:30 GOOD MORNING AMERICA Captioned WS NA Early morning news/talk show with co-hosts George Stephanopoulos, Robin Roberts, Josh Elliott and Sam Champion.

05:00 NINE'S EARLY MORNING NEWS Captioned Live WS NA

Join the Nine News team for all the latest news, sport and weather.

06:00 TODAY Captioned Live WS NA Join Karl Stefanovic and Lisa Wilkinson as they bring you the latest in news, current affairs, sport, politics, entertainment, fashion, health and lifestyle.

11:00 NINE MORNING NEWS Captioned Live WS NA Join Wendy Kingston for up to the minute news on local and international news including sport, finance and weather.

12:00 THE ELLEN DEGENERES SHOW Captioned WS PG

13:00 THE VIEW Captioned WS PG

14:00 DAYS OF OUR LIVES Captioned PG

Get involved with the daily dramas of the citizens of Salem in this classic series.

15:00 ENTERTAINMENT TONIGHT Captioned WS NA

15:30 HI-5 Captioned WS P

Sounds In Nature

Hi-5 provides fun, entertainment and education for pre-schoolers in an exciting and colourful way.

16:30 NINE AFTERNOON NEWS Captioned Live WS NA Wendy Kingston presents the latest news of the day from Australia and around the world including sport, finance and weather.

17:30 HOT SEAT Captioned Repeat WS G Who will survive the Hot Seat? 6 contestants go head to head to win the cash. Hosted by Eddie McGuire, Hot Seat is a game of strategy, skill and survival.

18:00 NINE NEWS Captioned Live WS NA Peter Hitchener presents Melbourne's most comprehensive news service with detailed sport, finance and weather reports.

19:00 THE BIG BANG THEORY Captioned Repeat WS PG

The Monopolar Expedition Leonard and Penny reconsider their feelings for one another. When Leonard and his friends decide to spend the summer working, at the North Pole.

Starring: Johnny Galecki, Jim Parsons, Kaley Cuoco, Simon Helberg, Kunal Nayyar

Cons.Advice: Sexual References

19:30 GETAWAY Captioned WS PG

Best Things To Do In Australia

Premiere special event highlighting more than 20 of the best ways to experience the wonder of Australia from camping in a national park, swimming with whales sharks, hot air ballooning, chopper flight over Uluru; staying in a 5-star hotel; sailing the Great Barrier Reef; climbing the Sydney Harbour Bridge; visiting the Gold Coast theme parks; attending a game at the MCG and many more. 20:30 UNFORGETTABLE Captioned Repeat WS M

Check Out Time A hotel maid is accused of murdering a guest who she claims tried to rape her. The investigation hits a snag when the video evidence conflicts with Carrie's memory and threatens to derail the probe.

Starring: Poppy Montgomery, Michael Gaston, Dylan Walsh, Kevin Rankin

21:30 CSI: NY Captioned WS MA

Holding Cell

A Spanish club promoter is stabbed to death in his apartment, but Mac isn't convinced that the man was murdered. The case is made more difficult when the head of Barcelona's crime lab arrives to investigate and Mac learns the CSI is related to the victim.

Starring: Gary Sinise, Sela Ward, Carmine Giovinazzo, Hill Harper, Anna Belknap, Eddie Cahill

Cons.Advice: Strong Violence, Adult Themes

22:30 NOTHING TRIVIAL WS M

What Is A Petard?

The team has a new member, Catherines mum, Anne. Who sees match making potential especially in Mac and Cory Catherine is embarrassed and fears the worst, but Anne is nothing if not determined even if the result is not what she intended.

Starring: Nicole Whippy, Tandi Wright, Debbie Newby-Ward, Shane Cortese

Cons.Advice: Some Coarse Language, Sex Scenes

23:30 RUBICON WS M

A Good Day's Work Will gets a special assignment from Spangler. Tanya is asked to re-join the team to help locate Kateb. A threat leaves Katherine afraid to leave her house.

Starring: James Badge Dale, Dallas Roberts, Miranda Richardson

Cons.Advice: Strong Violence

00:30 THE BARON Repeat PG

Storm Warning - Part 1 Exciting, danger-laden, unusual exploits...the human dramas of those who buy, sell or steal precious treasures. Stars Steve Forrest.

Starring: Steve Forrest

01:30 ENTERTAINMENT TONIGHT Captioned Repeat WS NA

02:00 GUTHY-RENKER AUSTRALIA Repeat WS G

Home Shopping.

02:30 DANOZ G

AIRE BRA

Home shopping programme

03:00 DANOZ G

H2O MOP X5

Home shopping programme

03:30 GOOD MORNING AMERICA Captioned WS NA Early morning news/talk show with co-hosts George Stephanopoulos, Robin Roberts, Josh Elliott and Sam Champion.

05:00 NINE'S EARLY MORNING NEWS Captioned Live WS NA

Join the Nine News team for all the latest news, sport and weather.

06:00 TODAY Captioned Live WS NA Join Karl Stefanovic and Lisa Wilkinson as they bring you the latest in news, current affairs, sport, politics, entertainment, fashion, health and lifestyle.

11:00 NINE MORNING NEWS Captioned Live WS NA Join Wendy Kingston for up to the minute news on local and international news including sport, finance and weather.

12:00 THE ELLEN DEGENERES SHOW Captioned WS PG

13:00 THE VIEW Captioned WS PG

14:00 DAYS OF OUR LIVES Captioned PG

Get involved with the daily dramas of the citizens of Salem in this classic series.

15:00 ENTERTAINMENT TONIGHT Captioned WS NA

15:30 HI-5 Captioned WS P

Musical Instruments

Hi-5 provides fun, entertainment and education for pre-schoolers in an exciting and colourful way.

16:30 NINE AFTERNOON NEWS Captioned Live WS NA Wendy Kingston presents the latest news of the day from Australia and around the world including sport, finance and weather.

17:30 HOT SEAT Captioned Repeat WS G Who will survive the Hot Seat? Six contestants go head to head to win the cash. Hosted by Eddie McGuire, Hot Seat is a game of strategy, skill and survival.

18:00 NINE NEWS Captioned Live WS NA Peter Hitchener presents Melbourne's most comprehensive news service with detailed sport, finance and weather reports.

19:00 THE BIG BANG THEORY Captioned Repeat WS PG

Pilot Brilliant physicist roommates Leonard and Sheldon meet their new neighbour Penny, who begins showing them that as much as they know about science, they know little about actual living.

Starring: Johnny Galecki, Jim Parsons, Kaley Cuoco, Simon Helberg, Kunal Nayyar

Cons.Advice: Sexual References

19:30 TWO AND A HALF MEN Captioned Repeat WS PG

Help Daddy Find His Toenail

Charlie's girlfriend is embarrassed to go out in public with him. Meanwhile, Jake sneaks out to attend a concert.

Starring: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones

Cons.Advice: Sexual References, Mild Coarse Language 20:00 TWO AND A HALF MEN Captioned Repeat WS PG

Our Leather Gear Is In The Guest Room After Alan and Charlie have a fight about Alan's role in the house. Alan packs Jake up and moves in with his mother.

Starring: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones

Cons.Advice: Sexual References, Mild Coarse Language

20:30 OCEAN'S THIRTEEN 2007 Captioned Repeat WS PG

Ocean's Thirteen

It's bolder, riskier, the most dazzling heist yet. George Clooney, Brad Pitt and Matt Damon reteam for a slit second caper that stacks the deck with wit, style and cool. Danny Ocean again runs the game, so no rough stuff, no one gets hurt, except for double crossing Vegas kingpin Willy Bank. Ocean's crew will hit him where it hurts, in his wallet.

Starring: George Clooney, Brad Pitt, Matt Damon, Bernie Mac, Casey Affleck, Elliott Gould, Scott Caan, Andy Garcia

Cons.Advice: Mild Coarse Language, Mild Violence, Sexual References

23:00 ON DEADLY GROUND 1994 Captioned Repeat WS AV

On Deadly Ground An Alaskan oil worker is left to die in the Arctic wilderness after threatening to go public about unsafe drilling practices. Ultimately, he plots his revenge after being rescued by a tribe of Eskimos.

Starring: Steven Seagal, Michael Caine, Joan Chen

Cons.Advice: Strong Violence, Frequent Coarse Language

01:00 WEST 2007 Captioned Repeat WS AV

West Pete and Jerry are cousins living in Sydney's Western Suburbs, where life consists of drinking, getting stoned and hanging out. However, things change forever when Pete and Jerry both fall in love with the same girl.

Starring: Khan Chittenden, Nathan Philips, Gillian Alexy

Cons.Advice: Strong Sex Scenes, Very Coarse Language, Strong Adult Themes, Strong Violence, Drug Use

02:50 NINE PRESENTS Repeat WS G

John Farnham - The Acoustic Chapel Sessions

Music special.

03:00 SKIPPY - THE BUSH KANGAROO Repeat G

Ten Little Visitors

Classic Australian series starring Ed Deveraux and Tony Bonner.

03:30 ENTERTAINMENT TONIGHT Captioned Repeat WS NA

04:00 GUTHY-RENKER AUSTRALIA Repeat WS G

Home Shopping.

04:30 GOOD MORNING AMERICA Captioned WS NA Early morning news/talk show with co-hosts George Stephanopoulos, Robin Roberts, Josh Elliott and Sam Champion. Sat Dec 17, 2011

06:00 GO, DIEGO, GO Repeat G

Whistling Willie Finds a Buddy

"A duck and a jaguar make really silly friends!" sing Willie the Whistling Duck and Baby Jaguar.

06:30 DORA THE EXPLORER Repeat G

Dora's First Trip

Dora tells the story of how she first met Boots.

07:00 WEEKEND TODAY - SATURDAY Captioned Live WS NA Join Cameron Williams and Leila McKinnon as they bring you the latest in news, current affairs, sports, politics, entertainment, fashion, health and lifestyle.

09:00 DENNIS & GNASHER Captioned Repeat WS C

No Joke

The joke-shop owner, Mr Har Har, needs Dennis's help to persuade his mother not to close the Joke Shop down.

09:30 PIXEL PINKIE Captioned Repeat WS C

Blinded With Science / Virtual Pest 'Planet Pitch' is a save-the-planet ideas competition being held in Plenty Mall and everyone wants Nina's help with their projects as they know her family is very 'green'.

10:00 G2G: GOT TO GO Captioned Repeat WS C

Charity Begins With A Wet Dog Saffron and Stinky are at it again! This time they are competing as to who can raise the most money for the school's annual fundraiser. It's boys against girls and everyone must play fair.

10:30 WAKKAVILLE Captioned Repeat WS C

Wakkaville: The Musical

Jaz is given the role of director in the school musical-with Missy as the talentless star!

11:00 SNAKE TALES Captioned Repeat WS C

Day Of The Parents

Snake World's first busload of visitors in ages coincides with a surprise visit by Digby's parents.

11:30 PYRAMID Captioned Repeat WS C Pyramid is a fun, fast-paced game show the whole family can enjoy. Two teams go head to head in a competition to describe a series of simple objects, places or things, without actually using the object's name.

12:00 KITCHEN WHIZ Captioned Repeat WS C

Kitchen Whiz is a fast and fabulous kids game show with a focus on the world of food, cooking and food science. Over four rounds our contestants aged between 12-14 years old answer questions and compete in fun, messy tasks, earning points and taking home prizes.

12:30 AUSTRALIAN MASTERS GOLF Live WS NA

Day 3

Join World number one, Luke Donald and defending Champion Stuart Appleby as the Wide World Of Sports presents the 2011 JBWere Australian Masters Golf, Live from The Victoria Golf Club, Melbourne. Commentary by Eddie McGuire and Mark Nicholas.

17:30 ANTIQUES ROADSHOW Captioned Repeat WS G

Lincoln Cathedral 1 - Part 2 Viewers from all corners bring their items to be appraised by the show's antiques experts. Are they valuable, priceless items, or will they go home disappointed?

18:00 NINE NEWS SATURDAY Captioned Live WS NA Jo Hall presents Melbourne's most comprehensive weekend news service with detailed sports and weather reports. AUSTRALIA'S FUNNIEST HOME VIDEOS 18:30 SUMMER SERIES Captioned WS PG Shelley Craft presents the summer series of Australia's Funniest Home Video Show, showcasing this year's best bloopers, comic crack-ups and side-splitting mishaps. 19:30 CHRISTMAS WITH THE KRANKS 2004 Captioned Repeat WS PG

Christmas With The Kranks Empty nesters Luther and Nora Krank decide to book an island cruise to beat the Christmas blues and just skip the holidays. But their decision to boycott tradition has the whole neighbourhood in an uproar.

Starring: Tim Allen, Jamie Lee Curtis, Dan Aykroyd, M Emmet Walsh, Elizabeth Franz, Felicity Huffman

Cons.Advice: Adult Themes

21:30 ACOLYTES 2008 Captioned WS AV

Acolytes A High School student stumbles upon a body and after learning the identity of the killer; he convinces pal James & his girlfriend to blackmail the perpetrator into killing a bully who has ruined their lives.

Starring: Australian Movie, Joel Edgerton, Australian Movie

Cons.Advice: Very Coarse Language, Strong Violence, Strong Adult Themes

23:30 THE DEVIL'S ADVOCATE 1997 Captioned Repeat WS MA

The Devil's Advocate

This supernatural thriller follows the life of Kevin Lomax, a successful young attorney who is recruited to join a powerful international law firm based in New York. But after he commits to his new position and new lifestyle, Kevin and his wife begin to find disturbing evidence that it is not what they had perceived it to be and that Kevin's boss has a diabolical reason for hiring him.

Starring: Al Pacino, Keanu Reeves, Charlize Theron, Connie Nielsen, Judith Ivey

Cons.Advice: Frequent Coarse Language, Strong Sex Scenes, Strong Violence, Adult Themes

02:15 WAITING FOR GUFFMAN 1996 Repeat WS M

Waiting For Guffman An aspiring director and amateur cast of a small-town Missouri musical production go overboard when they learn that someone from Broadway will be in attendance.

Starring: Deborah Theaker, Michael Hitchcock, Scott Williamson, Larry Miller

Cons.Advice: Some Coarse Language

04:00 DANOZ G

H2O MOP X5

Home shopping programme

04:30 MCD WS G

Wonder Cooker w Blades

Home shopping.

05:00 LIFE TODAY WITH JAMES ROBINSON WS G

Religious program.

05:30 WESLEY IMPACT WS G

Religious programme.