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2 ------H-tE FREE PRESS AT FAU•OCT. 2. 1995 Students~ for the fa]] s:nroJJed of 1994 rnester Were 22 Years old or younger. Financial Aid, Education Dollars Threatened by Lycia Naff There is a $20 billion financial aid bill making its due to be cut, too. way through the Congress right now. It has been Proposed program eliminations in­ passed in the House of Representatives and, over the 'These cuts include the elimination oJ clude Americorps, the national ser­ next seven years, it will cut by $10 billion aid for vice program, State Student Incentive students at state universities. the six-month grace period for loan re­ Grants, Perkins Loan Programs, fed­ In early August, the House approved over $700 payments, elimination of the in-school eral loan interest.subsidies, and Harris million in cuts to student programs, a 16.4 percent and Javits Graduate Fellowship pro­ decrease in federal funding from the previous year, interest exemption for graduate students grams. according to the Florida Student Association (FSA). and an increase in the cost of the loan. ' The House bill also includes pmvi­ At present the federal government is devoting less sions that would result in the elimina­ than two percent of its budget to education. Even tion of nearly a quarter of a million more spending cuts are expected to come out of that students from the Pell Grant program. two percent. These cuts include the elimination of The total cut is expected to be $10 million. The Each of these programs helps eligible students fi­ the six-month grace period for loan repayments, cost of origination fees will be increased, as well. nance their higher education. elimination of the in-school interest exemption for Areas outside of student financial aid, such as work­ FSA Chairman Larry Tait said, "If we remain graduate students and an increase in the cost of the study, fellowships, research funding and money See "Cuts", p. 5 loan. allocated to the Distance Learning Program, are all Student Nearly Abducted While In-Line Skating by Jason Weaver ; An FAU student was nearly abducted on campus roadway onto the grass and grabbed the bottom of borhood. She eventually made it to Catalina, where while In-Line skating, according to Detective Pat the girl's shirt, trying to pull her into the car. the presence of two Boca Raton police cars was Harris of the FAU Police Department. According to The victim did get away and enough to drive away the attacker. Harris, the victim was a classic case of not using headed towards the 20th street "Everyone knows how we push common sense and taking precautions. entrance in an attempt to get to safety," said Detective Harris. "And The victim, a female commuter student, was in­ Catalina apartments, where this happened in daytime hours." Han·is line skating by herself on the afternoon of Saturday, she was temporarily staying says that she has tried to teach people, September 23 by Lee Street and St. Lucie street. The with a friend. The car followed especially women, to Rollerblade with assailant, driving what FAU police believe to be a her off campus. The victim a friend, and if they are alone to at least small, dark-colored car, approached the victim from managed to find an area to ···~ ~ be aware of their surroundings. Ac- behind. Because of her headphones, the victim had hide off campus, leaving the This is the general area where cording to Harris, the car in this no warning of the attack. The car skidded off the assailant to circle the neigh- the incident occurred.

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Tl-tE FREE PRESS AT FAU•Ocr.. 2. 1995 ______d3 Cargill Appointed Athletic Director Thomas M. Cargill, an eight-year pointment. "He has a clear understand­ athletic director at Northeastern Illi- "Each had a great deal to offer FAU." veteran of the Athletics Department ing of the tough challenges our pro­ nois University; Jim Garner, former Dr. Catanese said he made the final at Florida Atlantic University, today gram faces and a clear vision of what executive vice president of the Cana- decision after receiving a recommen­ was named the NCAA Division I it will take to push FA U to the next dian Football League's Shreveport Pi- dation from Vice President for Student school's athletic director. He has competitive level. He has served our rates; Robert Goin, former athletic di- Affairs Emanuel Newsome, to whom headed FAU's intercollegiate athlet­ athletics program with energy, dedi­ rector at Florida State University; FAU's athletic director reports. "Dr. ics program on an acting basis since cation and loyalty, and has earned the Donald Kaverman, associate athletic Newsome felt that Tom Cargill's record the departure of Athletic Director Tom right to lead it." djrector at San Diego State University; of service to the University, which Scott in June, 1994. Cargill's selection came at the con­ and Barbara Sparks-McGlinchy, asso- included two periods as acting athletic "Tom Cargill knows everything clusion of a national search that at­ ciate athletic director at the University director, merited recognition and re­ there is to know about FAU athlet­ tracted over 100 applicants. The se­ of South Florida. ward," Dr. Catanese said. "We both ics," President Anthony James lection committee narrowed the pool "Each of the finalists was tremen- have great confidence in his ability to Catanese said in announcing the ap- to six finalists: Cargill; Vivian Fuller, dously impressive," Dr. Catanese said. See Cargill Pg. 10 Heat Will Practice at FAU; 855 Student Seats Available by Jason Weaver and tickets, which go on sale on September 29, are It is already being called one of the finest floors in The Miami Heat will hold its Intrasquad scrim­ the nation." mage and two-a-day preseason practices at FAU's available to students at a reduced rate of $6 instead of the regular price of $10. There are 855 student Students trying to get into the gym will need to gym on October 6 to 13. The practices will be off­ tickets available. The student tickets are for the deal with sl ightly different gymnasium hours to limits for visitors but the highlight of the Heat's south bleachers, but students will have the option to accommidate the Heat's closed practices. The gym stay, an October II intra-squad scrimmage, will be pay the full $10 price for better seats. will be open to students until 5 p.m. and from then open to everyone. until around 9 p.m., it will be closed. According to "This will be the public's first look at Pat Riley," The money, Applebaugh said, will go to benefit a general scholarship fund for the University. gym director Rochelle Jones, the gym will open said Doug Applebaugh of University Relations. again at 9 p.m. and will remain open until I 1 p.m. Riley is the Heat's new head coach and team presi­ "This will be an opportunity to highlight FAU athletics," he said. "Our new gym floor [installed and as late as midnight. The gym can be reached at dent. The October II scrimmage starts at 7:30p.m. two years age] cost us a quarter of a million dollars. 367-3795 for questions about ticket and court avail­ ability. f1 OCTOBER BRINGS YET ANOTHER SET OF HOLI­ DAYS, AND STUDENTS ARE BEING WARNED TO USE THE 1 3TH STREET ?JIII~--~J GLADES ROAD EN­ TRANCE OR THE 20TH STREET ENTRANCE TO FAU. STUDENTS WITH TUESDAY, OCT. 3- NIGHT CLASSES ON Oc­ 8:00 PM TOBER 3 AND ANYONE COMING TO F AU ON THE BUSY TIME 4TH IS URGED TO AL- 6-8&10-11 WEDNESDAY OCT. 4- ACCOMMODATE FOR EXTREMELY HEAVY TRAFFIC BACKUPS. ~-.,PARKING SHOULD NOT ALL DAY!! BE ANY MORE HECTIC USE 1 3TH OR 20TH ST. ..J'~~~~~~ ~ THAN USUAL; STU- ENTRANCES ON BOTH ~ DENTS AND VISITORS ALIKE WILL BE GIVEN TICKETS FOR PARKING ON THE GRASS.

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"Cuts", from p.J silent and allow those who have more armed with declarations from the stu­ to represent FAU. She said that the Florida's U.S. Senators are: interest in filling prison beds than dents at each of the nine state univer­ press conference was successful, but enlightening a nation ofpolitical lead­ sities, stating opposition to the cuts. a final vote by the Senate is sched­ Bob Graham ers to decide our future without our Brenda Graves, FAU's Director of uled for the coming weeks. 202-224-3041 involvement, the future will be one Student Lobbying, went to Orlando "If they pass their version of the E-Mail: of increased violence as a result of bill, then the next step will Graham@ graham .senate .gov. anger, frustration and ignorance." be for both the House and 524 Hart Senate Office Building, On September 15, the FSA joined Senate to form a compro­ Washington DC, 20150 with the Board of Regents, Univer­ mised bill, which President Connie Mack sity officials, the the Secretary for Clinton has vowed to veto," 202-224-5274 Economic Policy ,Glen Roselli,and Graves said. 517 Hart Senate Office Building, students from around the state to Graves said that students Washington, DC, 20150 send a message to Congress that should contact their legis­ they opposed the cut in student aid. lators immediately. FAU Student Government is The united groups held a press con­ Students can use the phones located in UC 218 and can be ference on the steps of the University in Student Government to contacted at 367-3740. of Central Florida in Orlando. call their legislators or drop The FSA went to the conference off letters to be mailed.

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FAU Wins Prestigious Fund-Raising Award ation of artistic, musical and literary works. Her FAU's Office of Development and Alumni poetry has been translated into several languages, Affairs has been named winner of a Council for including English, French, Italian, Arabic, Bul­ Advancement--and Support of Education garian, Czech, Lithuanian, Romanian, Swedish compiled by Debi Phillips (CASE) 1995 Circle of Excellence in Educa­ and Portuguese. Catanese Named Business tional Fund-raising award, which honors out­ Alan Avckbourn's 'Table Manners' To Leader of The Year standing fund-raising programs across the . country. Open FAU Theater Season FAU President Anthony James Catanese FAU was one of 98 colleges, universities and was named Business Leader of the Year dur­ independent schools named in the 1995 Circle of "Table Manners," Alan Acykbourn's hilari­ ing a luncheon held in conjunction with the Excellence in Educational Fund-raising for exem­ ous comedy of attempted seduction and illicit Florida Department of Commerce's Industry plary performance or outstanding improvement. encounters, will be performed in the Studio One Appreciation Week. The luncheon, featuring The University was selected for outstanding Theater in the Schmidt Performing Arts Center Lt. Gov. Buddy McKay, was held at the Boca improvement, which was based on judges' analy­ on October 6 to 8 and 13 to 25. Performance times Raton Marriott. sis of data submitted to the Council for Aid to are 8 p.m. Friday and Saturday ;and 2 p.m. Sunday. Mark Group Inc., with 18 stores in-Florida and Education (CAE) for its "Survey of Voluntary "Table Manners, the first play in Ayckbourn · s the Northeast and 29 catalogs reaching more Support of Education" from 1992 to 1994. Nearly trilogy "The Norman Conquests," deals not with than 55 million people, was named as the Cham­ 1 ,000 institutions submitted data to CAE for a medieval history, but with the exploits of the ber of Commerceerce Business of the Year. three-year period. ~omanizing Norman. The setting is an English Catanese was honored for his success in run­ "We are proud of this accomplishment," said country home of a mother we never see. ning a business with more than 3,300 full- and Vice President for Development and Alumni Af­ The play will be directed by Professor Tom part-time employees and an annual budget of fairs Don F. Taylor. "It is especially significant Atkins. Student performers will include Alana because of the enormous competition for donor Gerlach and Jeremy Meneseoglu as Sarah and dollars in today's economy." Reg, the brother and his wife; and David Everett Among the criteria considered for an award as Norman and Constance Reardon-Blake as his were overall breadth in program areas, the pattern wife, Ruth. The daughter, Annie, will be played of growth in each program area, the impact of the by Coleen McDermott, and her suitor, Tom, will 12 largest gifts on total support, total support in be played by Dave Thomas. relation to alumni base and the type of institution. "Table Manners" is the first play in FAU's FAU was classified as a public research/doctoral 1995/96 season. Tickets are available at the Uni­ institution and was the on! y institution in Florida's versity Center Box Office and by phone at 407I State University System to win a 1995 CASE 367-3737. fund-raising award. ' Home Brewer's Outlet Spanish Poet Maria' Victoria Atencia A free course in brewing great beer is being to Read Work at FAU offered for the first time by Home Brewer's Renowned Spanish poet Maria' Victoria Outlet. The two hour courses, held each Satur­ Atencia will give a poetry reading on Thurs­ day at noon, will cover equipment, ingredients, day, October 5, at 5 p.m. in Room 270 of the the boil, yeast, sanitation and siphoning tech­ Social Science Building. Atencia will read her niques in brewing your own beer. work in Spanish and Dr. Jill Kruger-Robbins"' An intermediate and Advanced class is also being assistant professor of Spanish, will read in En­ offered. The Intermediate Brewing course is a 2 1/2 glish. The event will be hosted by the Schmidt hour course that will cover additional equipment and Institute for Comparative Studies. Admission is uses, sanitation, different yeasts, siphoning and sedi­ mentation techniques, boiling, chilling and racking $166 million, with the greatest efficiency. Cham­ free, and a reception will follow the reading. and bottling. Cost is $15.00 per person. The Ad­ ber Chairman Jim Barr recognized him for the Atencia is one of the most highly regarded Spanish vanced Brewing class is a 3 112 hour course that University's soaring enrollment, which has in­ poets of the 20th century. Her earliest acknowledged covers all sanitation techniques, special equipment creased from 10,000 students to more than 18,000 books,Arte y parte and Canada de los ingleses, were and mashing, making yeast starters, packaging and under Catanese's leadership. published in 1961. She then remained silent for 15 troubleshooting. After this course you will be ready to "I feel terrific, because it recognizes the uni­ years. She reemerged in 1976 with the publication of make all grain beers. The cost is $20.00 per person. versity is a business-a big business/' Catanese Marta & Maria and Los suenos. All courses are held on Saturdays and one said. "And it recognizes the university can be­ Atencia's contemplative poetry is part of a con­ beginner class is held on Wednesday evenings. come a major factor in the economic develop­ tinuation of the mystical poetry tradition, but it For more information contact Paul at 686-40 19. ment in Boca Raton.'~ also represents a more contemporary appreciation of the being of objects and, in some books, it All classes will be held at the Home Brewer's reflects the same spiritual habitation and reevalu- Outlet. UtE FREE PRESS AT FAU•OCT. 2. 1995 ______:17 l'O\"ER STOR \ \110t jU tRoMp e. ooM The Karen Slattery Center is providing a productive atmosphere for the children of FA U students, as well as providing a research center for the University.

hang in g demographics have affected enrolled in the college of education. The center maintain a diverse ethnic mix and an even coll eges all over the country , with provides practical experience to students balance of boys and girls. Parents enroll their C more and more students children with the understanding that they will from beyond the trad itional 18 to be participating in research ex­ 22 age group pursuing hi gher edu­ periments approved by the col­ cation in search of better jobs, lege of education and the Univer­ advancement in present jobs or sity just for personal enr ichment. "Our whole philosophy is geared FAU, with its urban location and towards the kids," Pasquale said. large commuter student popula­ "We don't have them sit around tion, is in the middle of this demo­ and do worksheets all day." If the graphic trend. children want to do three One service some of these older fingerpaintings. they can .If a child students find essential is day care only finishes one, it is the process for their children. and that's the and not the fi ni shed product that job of the Karen Slattery Educa­ th at is emphasized. Children with tional Center for Child Develop­ different ideas are encouraged to ment (ERCCD). ex press themselves. "These kids The center was named for Karen know they have choices," she said. Slattery, a teenage baby-sitter who The children spend their days was murdered a few years ago. cookin g, playing with mud , doing The reward money went un­ art projects, li stening to stories claimed and was donated to start a and doing make-believe, all under day care center on campus. It a supervision that promotes cre­ serves students, facu lty and staff ativit y. Pasquale said, "If a kid who have children, with enroll­ draws a ci rcle with 15 legs com­ ment priority going to children of in g out of it and calls is 'mom'. students. then that's what it is," There are no spaces available at Four classrooms are divided into present and a substantial waiting areas speci fica II y designed forcer­ li st fo r the rare openings. tain projects. "You have your art There are 90 children between area, dramatic pl ay where kids set the ages of three and five cared up house or post office or doctor's for on a part-time or fu ll -time ba­ office," Pasquale said. "We 've got sis. Student and staff parents can a building block area where they drop their kids off and go to school ca n make cities or spaceshi ps, a or work. "[It's] a hands-on, child­ science area where we have a centered, developmentally appro­ touch-feel center with fish and priate facility," says Assistant hermit crabs and plants, we have a Director Lauren Pasquale. "We math center where we do games have a stimulating and challeng­ like matching, we also have a read- in g learning environment that ing-writing center with pencils and takes into account the developmental needs through internships, supervised teaching and tracing paper, stencils and stamps." and capabilities of each child." research projects. Jane Skalski, mother of Kyle and Chris, The Center serves not only as a day care Because the ERCCD exists in part to train gave the ERCCD a schedule of her classes as facility, but also as a research lab for students students in research, an attempt is made to part of the enrollment procedure for her chit-

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school ," Max well said. dren. "This way they always know where The Center's philosophy on discipline I am. In case something happens, I'm not is strict. "Under no circumstances will far away." she said. Skalski remembers staff members use spanking or any other one time that she was in the library on form of physical punishment," accord- campus and was tracked down quickly ing to the parent's handbook. "Children because Kyle had fallen off the monkey are not subjected to discipline which is bars. "I was so glad I was nearby," she severe, humiliating, or frightening and said. "That's one of the benefits on hav­ will not be associated with food, resting ing a day care on campus." or toileting." In addition to the four indoor class­ The guide also notes, "Positive tech­ rooms, outdoor classrooms and play ar­ niques of guidance include modeling, eas are used as part of the daily activities. encouraging desired behavior, redirect­ Here, children plan gardens, draw on gi­ ing the child to a more acceptable be­ ant chalkboards and create mud designs havior, elimination of potential prob­ on sensory tables. lems [and] setting clear and realistic Children can also play in wading pools, limits." sprinklers and sandboxes. "We believe "The Center's philosophy is exactly what kids need to experience with their to--.•••• I believe," said accounting major Jacquelyn tal body," Pasquale said. "They don't Zucker. "They believe in reinforcing posi­ need to worry about how clean or dirty tive behavior and distracting rather than they are. Kids get messy and parents punishment." are told this is OK. We have it written Parents are asked not to administer physi­ in the parent's handbook." cal punishment to their children on the The center, Pasquale said, has to re­ Center's grounds or parking lot. train parents toward the idea that chil­ The staff works to instill the concepts of dren learn through manipulating their problem solving and healthy modeling, environment. "This means that they get Pasquale said. Children cannot bring toy messy, sometimes very messy. We of­ guns or weapons to school. Violence, even fer them smocks when we can but the make-believe violence, is frowned upon. kids have a choice to wear them or not." According to one student parent, "My Pasquale often goes home at night cov­ children learn things at the Center that I ered with paint or other substances. might not have time to do with them. Cathy Finch is working on her master's They actually teach them things, not just degree while her daughter Andrea is babysit." being cared for right on campus. "One of The Center is expanding. Last week's the cutest things is when the kids painted groundbreaking ceremony was the begin­ with their feet," she said. "They called ning of construction for a multimedia li­ them bearprints [and] they were studying brary and computer center for children. bears all day." The late Peter Gordon, a former reporter Finch likes the center's process of expe­ for the Sun-Sentinel, donated the money in rience-oriented lessons. "It's so much honor of his wife, a former school teacher. more appropriate than pen and pencil at "We've decided to dedicate the build­ that age because it teaches them fine motor ing in honor of both of them," Pasquale skills and things like heavy/light, full/ said. empty, wet/dry." The Center's child care and educa­ Naptime after lunch is also done in unique tional practices are a model program fasion. The blinds are drawn and the staff for other day care centers in Boca Raton. plays soft music. The staff are professionals and not just If a child docs not wish to sleep, no one workers in the field of day care, Zucker forces him or her. "If a child is too restless, said. they can lay down for a while, [and] then go "It is much different [from] any other Children are the center focus of the Karen in the other classroom and play quietly." Slattery Education Center. day care facility I've ever taken my chil­ according to Monique Maxwell, who works dren to," she said. "The staff loves what they with the four- and five-year-olds. do. This is what they want to do and it shows in One of the biggest challenges, she said, is usually has one teacher for every 30 children. how they handle the kids." managing the childrens' energy levels to guide "[The children learn to] solve problems with For more information, call the ERCCD at them toward self-discipline since kindergarten their peers so they are prepared once they get to 367-2342. UtE fREE PRESS AT FAU.OCT. 2. 1995 _____:______--r:.9 "Cargill", from p.4 a master's degree in education from Texas Tech ing his first year at FAU, he also served as director University. He is working toward a Ph.D. in higher guide FAU's intercollegiate teams through the pe­ of campus recreation. education and athletic administration at FSU, and riod of growth that lies ahead." In 1990, he became associate director of athletics, expects to receive the degree in May, 1996. "I have worked long and hard for this opportu­ assuming responsibility to assist in overall manage­ Cargill is a member of the National Association of nity," Cargill said. "After spending years helping to ment of the University's intercollegiate athletic pro­ Collegiate Directors of Athletics, and he has served prepare FAU's teams for Division I competition, I gram and the large athletics complex on the Boca on the Florida Council on Intercollegiate Athletic look forward with great excitement to leading our Raton campus. Equity. A resident of Boca Raton, he is affiliated program through its next ptiase of development. We As associate A.D., Cargill organized and devel­ with the Big League World Series Committee of are about to write a very important chapter in the oped five intercollegiate sports in preparation for the Fort Lauderdale, the Palm Beach County Sports history of this University." University's move from NCAA Division II to Divi­ Commission, the Boca Raton Chamber of Com­ FAU joined the NCAA Division I sion I. For six months follow­ merce and he is of the Boca Raton Road ranks in 1993, after competing nation­ ing the departure of longtime Runners Club. ally in seven of the 14 sports offered, FAU Athletic Director Jack and claiming 83 All-America honors. Mehl in the summer of 199 I , "Crime", from p.3 Since joining the Division I ranks, FAU Cargill served as acting A.D. situation was probably behind the victim for added softball and became affiliated with He applied for the permanent quite awhile, but headphones prevented her the Trans America Athletic Conference. position, but lost out to Tom from taking precautionary measures before the Since moving to Division I, FAU ath­ Scott, who had chalked up an incident occurred. letes have brought home a Freshman outstanding record as an ath­ The victim, according to Harris, "Is going All-American in baseball, the National letic department fund-raiser at very well, for what she went through. She fell Independent Collegiate Championships the University of Florida. Scott several times trying to get away from him [the Divers of the Year (male and female), wasFAU'sA.D.for2112years, attacker's car]." the Female NIC Swimmer of the Year I vacating the position in June of Currently, FAU police have a good idea on and top coaches honors. In the program's 1994 when he was named di­ the vehicle, but not many dues to identify a two seasons of conference affiliation, New Athletic Director Tom Cargill rector of athletic development. suspect. The victim was only able to identify an over 10 athletes have earned Trans He later resigned to _accept a olive-skinned. very hairy arm. She was not America Athletic Conference first-team position at the University of able to get a licence plate because the car was honors for their respective sports. Central Florida. behind her during the entire incident. Cargill joined FAU as assistant director of athlet­ For the past 15 months, Cargill has served as ''These girls need to wake up," says Harris. ics in 1988 after spending seven years as student FAU's acting A.D. He has a bachelor of science "She wasn't aware until it was almost too late." affairs coordinator at Florida State University. Our- degree from the University of New Hampshire and FIND OUT WHERE THE PARTY IS WHILE IT'S STILL A PARTY.

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FAU administrators, cheerleaders, coaches, ath­ and attendance jumped from around I ,000 people to said that he has full confidence in the team as well as letic department staff and boosters all gathered on 8,000 people." Billerman has often said that FAU's potential recruits. "I coach for a living. That means Wednesday, Sept. 20, at the Boca Raton Really similarity to UC Charlotte is a major reason he is so I'm placing my livelihood in kids' hands. I want Fancy Place to officially welcome new men's bas­ enthusiastic about being at Florida Atlantic. quality young men,men with character. lfl have that ketball coach Kevin Billerman. Billerman has been re­ then I can go home and sleep well at The event was an opportunity for the supporters of cruiting heavily. He told night." FAU basketball to meet the new coach as well as a the crowd that he and his Although this year's schedule fea­ coaching staff tures Georgetown, who will be coming had visited 15 to the FAU gym on December 30. Bill­ homes of poten­ erman says that the FAU schedule will "We're in a unique situation; kids tial recruits in the not get any easier in years to come. last seven days. FAU is currently signed to play North will have a chance to start a tradi­ "We introduced Carolina State next year, in what will tion. At Kentucky, you can't say to a kids to FAU bas­ become quite a grudge match after the ketball. We're in hapless Owls team of 1993-1994 beat young man, 'help us start a basket­ a unique situa­ NC State in North Carolina for the ball tradition'." --K.Billerman tion; kids will Owls third and last victory of the sea­ have a chance to son. Billerman is aiming at two quality Head Coach start a tradition. opponents outside the regular T AAC At Kentucky, schedule, and has mentioned Alabama you can't say to a as a possible opponent. chance to get information on purchasing season young man, 'help us start . "I think FAU has the right idea," said tickets. Coach Billerman addressed the crowd and a basketball tradition'." Men's basketball head coach Kevin Billerman. "If we can get people in the was optimistic about the future of FAU basketball. Of those 15 players, II Billerman sees a bright future for FAU. gym we can make FAU the best home Billerman saiJ that he is hoping his experiences at have now asked to visit team in the TAAC." At one point in the FAU are like the ones he had at UNC-Charlotte, the FAU campus. Billerman pledged that he "will 1994-1995 campaign, FAU did have a four-game where Billerman was an assistant coach. "Before I bring in quality young men to play for FAU." home winning streak. arrived at UC Charlotte with [head coach] Jeff Rob Ritter, a 6-6 senior who will return to the Owls Billcrman capped off the night by saying "This is Mullins, Charlotte had won two, three and seven this season, was in attendance at the event. Biller­ a night to make basketball special at FAU. But this games. In I 0 years after that, Charlotte had averaged man, who is only allowed to work with his players on isn't about Kevin Billerman, it's about the entire 19.2 wins a year, had five post-season appearances one-on-one fundamental drills (by NCAA rules), FAU family." fl HUGE LIQUIDATION SALE •••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• COUPON COUPON COUPON COUPON COUPON COUPON COUPON 10%- 40% off everything FREE KEY WITH THIS AD LEWIS BROTHERS Bring in a copy of this advertisement and PAINT &HARDWARE get a free key made! 187 W. Camino Real (Winn-Dixie Shopping Center) Boca Raton •••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• 395-2442

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: No. Name Cis Pos Ht Hometown : I 24 Carmen Romero Fr Mid 5-3 Miami, FL 1 ·1 3 Isabel Romero Fr Mid 5-4 Miami, FL 1 1 5 Stephanie Aubuchon So MID 5-8 Indian Rocks Beach, FL I 1 11 Tania Torres Jr Def 5-4 Longwood, FL I I 17 Hallie Hoffman So For 5-4 CT. W. lnvergrove Hts.MN I I 13 Shannon Healey So For 5-4 Bayonne, NJ I I 15 Missy Nye Sr Mid 5-6 Wesley Chapel, FL I I I : 2 Nicole Ferrara Fr For 5-5 Coral Springs,FL : I 8 Julianne Lofendo Fr Mid 5-3 Boca Raton, FL I I Stephanie Martin Fr GK 5-1(} Apple Valley, MN 1 1 7 Lindsey Monk Fr Mid 5-6 Madison , WI 1 1 21 Kristen Rine So Mid 5-4 Miami ,FL 1 1 16 Melissa Shev Jr MID 5-4 Coral Springs, FL I I 12 Kimberly Tan Fr MID 5-8 Apple Valley, MN I I 9 Kristine Venezia Fr Mid 5-8 Boca Raton, FL I I 6 Melissa Villars Fr Mid 5-7 Boca Raton, FL I I 14 Jo Wagenhals Sr S 5-8 Boca Raton, FL I : Acting Head Coach: Kos Donev is temporarily acting as head coach while : I Kim Wyant trains for Team USA. Assistant Coaches: Tony Lodovico and I I Heidi Thomas. 1 I I 1 Florida Atlantic University Men's Soccer Roster 1 I I I No. Name Pos Ht Cis Hometown I I Jason Miller M/F 5-11 So Peoria, IL I I 0 Darrin DePaulo GK 5-10 Jr Miami, FL I I l Martin Hellstadius GK 6-2 Fr Solna, Sweden I I 2 Damon Vailati Mid 5-6 So Vienna, VA I 1 3 Jason O'Brien Def 5-11 So Palm Bch. Grdns, FL 1 1 5 Scott Lamer Mid 5-10 Jr Canton, Ml 1 1 6 Marcus Rezendes Mid 5-8 Sr Rio, Brazil 1 I 7 Daniel Stalbo For 5-10 Fr Solna, Sweden I I 8 Thomas Nygards Mid 5-7 Fr Taby, Sweden I I 9 Andreas Jansson Mid 5-7 Jr Ostersund, Sweden I I lO Jason Rocke For 5-11 Sr Santa Cruz, Trinidad I : II Johan Nillson M/F 5-9 Fr Osterskar, Sweden : I 12 Scott Buczek Mid 5-7 Fr Canton, Ml I I 13 Martin Adnoff Def 5-11 Jr Akarp, Sweden I 1 14 Aaron Monke Def 6-0 Sr Noblesville, IN 1 1 15 Mark Hoyt For 6-4 Sr Cooper City, FL 1 I 17 Michael Hempen Mid 6-2 Fr Belm, Germany 1 I 18 Matt Foxenberger Def 5-11 Fr Tampa, FL I I 19 Rob Beal Mid 6-5 Sr Orlando, FL I I 20 Bryan Lucena Mid 5-9 So Cooper City, FL I : 21 Lars Ekstrom Def 6-3 So Ostersund, Sweden : 22 Matt Meneghini F/M 5-8 So Oak Lawn , IL : 23 Donald Lundgren Mid 6-0 So Coral Springs, FL : 1 24 Michael Santipadri GK 6-3 So Rochester, NY I I I 1 Head Coach: Kos Donev Assistant Coach: Tony Lodovico 1 •••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• 14 Tl--tE FREE PREss AT FAlJ•Ocr. 2. 1995 SPORTS OFF THE LIP Sports Editorial Section 4 Get Your Hot Pants On! What To Expect In The New Sports Section

Hello all of you FAU people. Welcome to your_new and updated sports section. I just thought I'd introduce myself and try to explain what the future holds for Free Press Sports. My name is Bob. Hi. Nice to meet you. Well, what can I say, I hope to offer you people a good sports section that covers FAU Athletics the best way that they can be covered: fully. Other than this, I want to bring the players and coaches to your living-room couch through some profiles and interviews that personalize them a little more. Don't worry, they're all nice people, and I'm sure you'll enjoy the company. Maybe you'll even make some friends. Also, expect to see some other interesting stuff. Since I'm a surfer, I'd like to cover some other hobbies apparent on campus. Be ready for articles and pictures on foot bagging (Yo, Lisa!), skateboarding, biking, in-line skating, and ofcourse, surfing. So, get ready for some excitement, because it should be an interesting year. If anyone has pictures or ideas they'd like to submit, please come on in and visit me at the Free Press Newsroom in the University Center, next to the Student Government office. Ho~ FAU student Dan Cruz at Franklin St. ,Ft. Laud. you enjoy the section! · 1f11 Intramural Schedule What's Happenin' Flag Football: Monday, Oct 2nd,4 p.m:Raliens vs. Sig Ep Raiders 5 p.m.: SWANK Upcoming FAU Games, Matches, and Meets vs Fins. Tuesday, Oct 3rd, 3: 15 p.m.:OE vs. Juicers, 4: I 5 p.m.: Butlers vs. No Names, 5:15p.m.: Storm vs. Beta Dragons. Wednesday, Oct 4th, 4 p.m.: OE vs. Graduates, 5 Volleyball (7-3, 2-0 in TAAC)* p.m.:HoodRatsvs.SigEpRaiders.Thursday,Oct5th,3:15p.m.:LostBoyzvs.Canes, Head Coach Jody "the Godfather of Soul" Brown takes the Owls to 4:15p.m.: Sig Ep Raiders vs. Juicers, 5:15p.m.: Pi Lam vs. Alpha Tau Omega. Charleston, South Carolina on Wednesday, October 4, for aTAAC match up against Co-Ed Volleyball: Tuesday, Oct. 3rd, 8:30 p.m.:Strangers vs. Vikings, 9:30p.m.: the College of Charleston Cougars. They stay in Charleston and play again on the Side-Out vs. Diggers. Thursday, Oct 5th, 8:30p.m.: Sig Ep Athletics vs. Beta Dragons, 5th vs. Charleston Southern College. 9:30p.m.: Phi Theta Kappa vs. LASO. fB Home-Game Wednesday, October lith: The FAU Smash-a-roo Crew ~onsisting of Fernanda Silva, Kim Pruitt, Stacy Peterson, and Jeannine Lomband (who all have overOO kills each, not the homicide kind) lead the Owls against their T AAC rivals, the UniversityofCentralFlorida.in the UniversityGyrnnasiumat7 p.m.

Men's Soccer(4-3 , 2-1 in TAAC)* Use your new Free Press Roster as the men travel to Miami to take on the T AAC favored FlU Golden Panthers on Friday, October 6. The last match between these two teams resulted in a cyclone of scoring that produced 8 goals. The Owls (3- 5) will be at top performance in an attempt to take one back after their home loss to FlU in early September. Match time is 8 p.m. at the FlU soccer field. This match We're looking for high achievers ... aggressive, hard-working, take-charge men and women who are ready to step onto the is a doubleheader, with the women's team playing FlU at 6 p.m. The men's team fast track to success. travels upstate to take on Jacksonville next on October 8. If you have or are about to receive a Bachelor's degree in management, marketing, or a related field of study, and/or you have some previous management or supervisory experience, Women's Soccer(5-3, 2-2 in TAAC)* this is your opportunity to interview with one of the largest companies in the world, Amoco. Our dynamic Fortune 25 Well, what can one say, there couldn't possibly be a better match-up for FAU company has been ranked No. 1 in product quality by Ameri­ than FlU on Friday, October 6. When FlU traveled here more than a week ago, fans can motorists for the past 15 years. If building a rewarding marketing career with a highly recog­ got everything they could hope for except good officiating and a victory. FAU nized leader appeals to you, talk to us. We offer a competitive FlU starting salary with bonus eligibility, benefits, a 10-week train­ freshman Isabel Romero gave a few ass-kicking licks to a member of the team ing program and exceptional opportunities for career growth. (it was well deserved) which resulted in red cards for both sides. The 0-2 double AMOCO REPRESENTATIVES WILL BE CONDUCTING overtime loss was a tough one to swallow, though, especially after a great keeper ON CAMPUS INTERVIEWS OCTOBER 25 performance by Kristen Rine and nonstop hustle by forward Shannon Healey after To schedule an appointment, contact the University Career Planning and PlAcement Service or fax your resume to 3121 FAU's other forward Hallie Hoffman received her second yellow card. The match 856-2367, ATIN: Florida Atlantic Recruiter. at FlU starts at 6 p.m. 14. Home-Game Monday, October 9th: The FAU women's team comes :AT~ AMOCO back home to take on Palm Beach Atlantic College at the University soccer field ., Equal •.Opportunily Employer at 7:30p.m. Two things all FA U students need to experience is the unremitting fight this team displays, as well as the voice of senior team-member Jo Wagenhals screaming "Gorgeous!" at the top of her lungs across the field of play. Check it! *(records taken at publication date 9/27/95) ·fl THE FREE PRESS AT FAU•OCT. 2, 1995 ______...:15 Col-lege Shell FAU'S ONE STOP FULL SERVICE STATION FA U Oil Change W'A.CKY Electromc ComputeriZed AirConditionin$ Specia WE£KENos Included: Labor, 5 Qts Shell Fire ~ 14 95 & Ice Motor oil, oil doors & Help savethe ozone at our TUNE UP state licensed facility. Check 19 95 5~ locks; check oil, belts & fluid I levels, tire pressure, premium oil fi ter and complete 4 cyl. Starting at $44.49Reg. $54.95 for leaks, check all belts, 1 lubrica tion. (Offer applies to most cars) 6 cyl. Starting at Reg. $62.59 check operation of entire A/C system in compli- OFF R • Add: Environmental filter Disposal fee of one dollar. $S2 S2 ance with the new regulations governing A/C. GAL With This Coupon· Offer Expires 11/11195 8 cyl. Starting at $59 :9s Reg. $69.95 l.oabot. pmnium bnnd 'J'Ifk plup. check I'D(or & c:~p. wir<> • ..,llomong. chIS ouohbk. Tire llotltton le Balance :==~~~~~::::?=' Proud Sponsor of the Hi-speed Computer wheel $ Take advantage of our ba l ancing~ Improves the courteous, experienced staff! wear and 1mproves 19 Athletic Progranz!! handling. Locking hub- • caps and mag wheels extra. - Discounts - Sale • to 15% on au major repalll, Free Brake Safety Inspection Included Our Certified Sun Diagnostic an exdusfw offer to sludents, faculty and slaff With This Coupon· Offer Expires 11/11/95 Center Can Detect: (does not apply to adwrtlsecl specials) • Free estimates an all repabs •Starting Problems •Poor Gas Mileage - Emlf'98fiCY towing to facJIHy Services Include CorPplete Tur'·= •Rough Idling •Exhaust Odors • our off Up Servrce •Stalling •Misfire or Hesitates - Pick ..,.., to campus F-uel lnJectron Serv1ce ENgine Work •Hard to start •Running Rough - 90 dar/4,000 mile excluslw Nationwide flrfie & Eiafteti4j8 •Ping Under Acceleration •Engine Sluggish Shell liD Care Warrantr Valve & Brake Jobs Old Fashioned Tune-Ups Just Aren't Enough - CertHied Technicians always on duty We Scientifically Get Your Engine Purring Again! - Plrsonal Cllecb

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PREDITORIAL MURPHY'S LAW -l Clip this column for double NationalAgencyfor Removal bonus savings at Wal-Mart of"No-Talents," take two So I'm collapsed in a rare moment in front of Memo to: President Clinton the TV, waiting for either Threes Company re­ From: Jeremy Murphy, Acting Deputy Director, runs or a nuclear holocaust and suddenly it oc­ National Agency for the Removal of No-Talents. curs to me ... well, a lot of things could've occured Well BiU, it's been about six months since we last BY JENNIFER GODDARD to me, really interesting stuff that would prob- talked. In that time, a whole slew of no-talents have BY JEREMY MURPHY MANAGING EDITOR OPINIONS EDITOR ably scare the hell out of everyone and have me emerged upon our landscape, threatening to infect our banned from all publishing equipment, heck, even ball-point pens. But collectiveconsciousnesswiththeiroverwhelminglackoftalentandcharisma.Since then the truth interrupts, baring its teeth from out of the Salt 'n Vinegar the creation of the National Agency for the Removal of No Talents, we have potato chip bag and , "Hey, the Walton family sucks!" campaigned for the removal of such talentless people like Janet Reno, Johnnie Imagine if you can, Bob and Tina Dumbass walking through the Miramar Cochrane( we got Ito in the bag) and David Hasselhoff. They will be. Butt he purpose branch of the illustrious Wai-Mart chain, "Doe dee doe,doe dee doe, hey, of this letter is to advice you of the new class of no-talents climbing the ranks to shazam! Lookie there, that there says, errr, 'Someday a ... wo-man .. will be celebrity status. Consider. pr-esident.' PRESIDENT! Sonofabitch! Over my dead body! I do be­ CHARLES GRODIN- He is a clear and present danger to the general welfare of lieve that that there goes against my family values, Tina, now shutup, the United States of America and to neighboring countries that can pick up our keep them yunguns quiet so I can think of really good way to shoplift satellite feed. A failed movie actor who wouldn't know humor ifi t came up and bit thisy here box of Whoppers." Anyway, what happened was this ... some him in the nose, Grodin embarrasses himself nightly on his own talk show, Charles chick did some research on some kids and found out that the young boys Grodin. Why CNBC would give him a talk show in the flJ'St place is beyond us (and surveyed did not think that girls were capable of being president. So, she don 'tthink the FCC won't be investigating that,now). He wiU have the entire nation starts making T-shirts that say "Someday a woman will be president" and comatose after onJy five minutes of his truly shameless show. Each night, Mr. markets them to Wal-Mart. But looky here, readers, there's Bob and Tina President, this man sits back in his chair mumbling, "You know .. J don't know ... :" Dumbass up at the complaint desk and looky there, up at the podium as his entire audience (all four members) slip deeper and deeper into the likes of where the Walton family spokesperson is explaining how the shirts sud­ REM. This man is a walking anesthetic and poses a grave danger to the television denly "go against Wai-Mart's family values." I'm sorry, I didn't realize audience of this country. that department stores had family values. Well, anywho. ELIZABETH BERKLEY-She wasn 'texactly a threat as Jessica Spano on Saved So that sucked. Maybe they're right about pull ing the T-shirt because by the Bell. In fact, Ia Liz was a hot little number running around that 3 x 7 hallway it's so Nike-ish and silly because as any Anglo man in a suit will proudly in those skimpy little cheerleading outfits every Saturday morning. But that was tell you ... "IT AIN'T HAPPENIN',FOLKS!"Well, at least not before the then, this is now. With her over-the-top performance in the dreadfully slimy Paul nuclear holocaust. But that's just the pessimist in me. As I've said before, Verhoven drama ShowGirls, Elizabeth Berkley shows us what she's made of: I'm not a feminist, nor do I care to freak out about women's rights. I care Iipstick,liposuction,andcuecards.Frankly,Mr.President,Berkleydoesfordancing about my rights, it just so happens that I'm a woman. Coincidentally, it what Pia Zadora does for music. just so happens that every person featured in a 30-second Wal-Mart com­ BRIAN AUSTIN GREENE- Go get another earring, pal. This dufus personifies mercial is a woman also. Hmmmmm ... "we want your money, ladies, but everything that is to be loathed about the entertainment industry. The caliber of his don't shop too too long 'cause we want to make sure that you're home in acting is matched only by Cathy, the spokeswoman for Cooking Good. When he ti me to tend to your domestic duties, (and maybe dream about having startsdancing,l summon the paramedics in fear he's gone into convulsions. Wchere goals like becoming president) Your money is good, but we're sure it's at the NAROT fear that Mr. Green is a mere puppet in an all-involving scheme to your smart husband's seeing how you're obviously too stupid to have a brainwash young America into believing he's talented,and then to extort money out career or any aspirations. Now git along, don't want to let those yellow of such followers with mall appearances, cheesy hip-hop albums and phony­ dishgloves get dry. Got to keep those family values squeaky clean!" Am I bologna merchandise. In fact, Mr. President, when it comes to extortion, Green is being sarcastic? I'm sorry, I've been looking for my family values and I second to onJy Kathy Lee Gifford, who uses her talk show as a daily telethon for her seem to have lost them, so frustrating. own wallet. Well , I hope everyone can see this whole fiasco for what it is ... KA KA Again, sir, thank you for your time. DOODlE. But not to worry, Kathy Ireland just came out with her fall line Jeremy J. Murphy, at K-Mart and I hear it's simply DIVINE! fl P.S. What's the last thing you say to Hillary after sex? Honey, I'll be home in IS minutes? fiJ 18 ------THE FREE PRESS AT FAU•OCT. 2. 1995

'-• OPI;\;10~ SPECIAL 0 Forget about HoUy- unfair that I would be the wood, and all of the only one with the problem, drunk husbands beating or at least not in denial. But the life out of their on- I won't give up my clubbing camera wives and chil- ALCOHOLIC or my social life because it's dren, or the teenager on a lot better to come home ABC's "Afterschool AND NOT sober after a night out than Special" who kills his after an AA meeting where best friends while DUI. I sat in a room with a bunch The only Hollywocx:l I of other alcoholics con­ knew was my favorite gratulating ourselves tor not drink, the "Hollywocx:l," ANONYMOUS drinking. Now when others a fruity goodie made with offermeadrink,I say, "No,thank..'i, Chambourd, Absolut and pine­ but I'm an alcoholic." Really, I do Two months before her 22nd birthdily, Jennifer Goddard, a senior at .,. apple juice, which I was intro­ say that, and I have been asked, duced to at a fabulous club in Or­ FAU, attended herfirst "Alcoholics Anonymous" meeting and was only "Why do you tell everyone that? lando while I W?<; away at school beginning to understand the disease that could easily ruin her life. Whydon'tyoujustsay, 'no thanks, there. What a beautiful smile Fate I don't drink'?" True, I don't drink, wore that night and all the count- but I want to and the only reason less nights that followed as I drank myself BY JENNIFER GODDARD why I don't is because I am an a/colwlic. into stupors which led me to blackouts, It's not easy and it's always scary, espe­ pass-outs and finally, fall-outs with my fam­ cially when your mind tries to convinc~ ily, my love and myself. That smile was you that this whole alcoholism thing is an what brought me to the "absolut" bottom scapegoat or dmt I'm cured because I'm and finally to Alcoholics Anonymous and aware of it now. I am aware that I am an the realization that I cannot drink mcx:ler­ alcoholic and will aJways be because 1C< Ul­ ately like "normal" people do. I was always not have just one, or two or three drinks out of control and it was ruining my life. I and be okay. I will have fi ve or six drink-.. put myself and others at risk, while in bed plus my five or six Zima ch left with a or sexually? That was the fun part of it, not to mention the taste and the feel of the self-esteem in shambles, but I can always rebuild on a new foundation. Now that I'm drunk, and the final culmination while I Jay in bed, alcohol heavy on my breath as the sober, I make choices and accept full responsibility for them and it feels damn good. room spun, twirling as sleep kissed me gocx:lnight. That was the fun part, right? Sup­ Whenever I am asked about my alcoholism, I sometimes feel a'i if I'm being cross­ posedly too young to hu..rt anyone with my drinking, I never once thought about examined, which can become quite nerve-wracking, especially since I· m only in the myself. Hell , I never once thought about my drinking for that matter! What was there seventh month of sobriety. But I realize that most of the people who question me this to think about? I was so far into denial that I even went with my best friend once to an way are only curious because they might suspect themselves. And that's another rca­ AA meeting with the hopes that it might help her understand her mother's drinking son why I'm so candid about being a recovering alcoholic, maybe I c

TH E fREE PRESS AT FAU•OCT. 2. 1995 ______!19 THE PHL:\!\Y PHARM Yep, just me, Stalin, and the KGB here with Student Government Okay, I know what you're thinking right HIDDEN AGENDA- This is when you do something good for a about now. "Jesus, here's another pinko liberal reason that appears noble, but in actuality, isn't. (aka COVERT expounding his drug induced notions about the ACTION) Also refer to lie, cheat, devious, scurrilous, wicked, horrid, evils of government and the police-state that deception, evil, conniving, thieving, lascivious and transsexual (you we live in. Spare me." never know). DOKTOR PHEELGUDE Sorry, not in this issue. "What I want to know Now, don't get me wrong. SG is a very good organization that in COLUMNIST about is a diet I can live with." Maybe some reality accomplishes a lot. In fact, this year, SG is probably more other time. ··1 want to kno~ about FAU's illustrious Student Govern­ coherent and productive than it has ever been in the past. This of ment." Anyone else? "Yeah!!!" Good, because that's what this col­ course is only further testimony to how strange politics can be. One umn is about, and if you don't I ike it, too bad, pretzel boy. Now then, year you can have a tyrannical reign of terror by an administration • many of you may not be familiar with FAU's SG, so let me fill you in that accomplishes absolutely nothing, and the next year you may have on the details. Very simply, SG is exactly like the United States benevolent despotism at its finest. Of course, this kind of radical government. You've got your liberals and your conservatives. Some duality can occur anywhere and is by no means restricted to SG. In swing to the right, some swing to the left, and some swing both ways, fact, this publication alone has undergone a complete journalistic if you know what I mean. You've got your political puppets who are transplant in the last month. (We're still watching for signs of controlled and manipulated by those with real authority and, of rejection). However, the fact remains that there are a number of very cour!.e, no form of government would be complete without sellouts. decent people in SG, and of course decency is an issue best left to the Re<>t assured, plenty of those can be found. Less common are the reader's discretion. The point is, like our federal government and the politicians with integrity, decency, and scruples, but if you look under world we live in, there are as many problems as there arc solutions. a rock, I'm quite certain you' II find one. Aside from the glamour dolls And of course, good cannot exist without evil - token existential of SG, there are all the little concepts that go along with politics. Here thought. Student Government is what you, as a student, make of it, arc a few of them and some easy definitions to go along: and if that weren't true, they would change the name of it. So, if you BACKSTABBING- This is the notion that your actions and words want something done, talk to your local school representative, but if have as much in common as Madonna and Howard Stern. you want it done before you graduate, become one yourself. All you HYPOCRISY- This is similar to backstabbing, except that it is the have to do is find your niche, and notch into it, whatever the hell that general characteristic associated with deceit, lying and other perni­ means. Just trust me. After all, if you can't trust your Doktor, who can cious acts. you trust?

LETTERS TO TBE PREDITOR Jennifer (Goddard. Opinions Editor). walked by me wearing a ski hat .I think I should invest in a paisley vest and ball bugger I just finished your last article while sitting in the cafeteria trying to gain some jean cut-olls. J still can ·t figure out where to hsten the little button on the inside bottom per.-pcctive on your plight. I think Ijust ligured it out. It came to me while I ww' at the part ofall my shirts.! always wonder why parachute pants are out and pufTy,silk pimte Salad Bar and 3 different people m;ked me \vhat artichoke he~s were. shirts m-e in and my t~tvorite comm~rcial by f~tr is the one where Fabio says. "I can't First otT, congmtulations for having the balls to express wanton desires and sexual believe it's not butter. ..spray." I also know that I lost my pencil. p glxxl

20 ------THE FREE PRESS AT FAU•OCT. 2. 1995 "Putting the deli foods of America where they belong"

The C-Span said, "To announce to the students of the Asians are smoked salmon .... or "I will put America's cream cheese School bus FAU as well as to the rest of the werethewhitesthechives ....actually, back in the refrigerator." was on the United States that I am serious about I don't think smoked salmon is really Weaver later left FAU to go to campaign this candidacy. So serious, in fact, a vegetable." Liberties, a local book store, to con- trail yester- that I'm missing Spanish just to de- Weaver continued, despite what tinue his book tour. One Boca Raton day with liver this speech." had now become a torrential down- local pointed out the fact that Weaver Presidential Weaver had originally planned to pour. The students ofFAU now had "hadn't written a book in his life." CandidateJa- give his speech on the administration all gone home, since it was approach- Weaver then pointed out that he was son Weaver. lawn, but numerous editorials in the ing 3 o'clock. "Anyway, for too long aware of this and was only going to campus newspaper led to a restrain- we have all been separated by cream Liberties to sign other people's books . •.. Today, C­ ing order being issued requiring cheese. To make matters worse, ra- Weaver also assured the Cuban Span follows Weaver to keep a one hundred foot cia! relations have festered and gone Community in Miami that he would the trai I of radius around the administration bad, as the cream cheese has been make paella the official food of the presidential hopeful Jason Weaver building. left out so long it has spoiled." United States, and assured them that around Florida Atlantic University, Weaver announced his platform for he will not miss any more Spanish a small, backwards school situated in racial policy in the ------._ classes this semester. elite Boca Raton, Florida. It was here United States: DD D D D D D D D D D Weaverwillcontinuehis that Weaver gave his candidacy "For too long, we campaign tomorrow. speech. have been like when he speaks to a US Weaver enjoyed a large reception v e get a b I e History Since 1877 class, of about 200 people, all students, and cream cheese. as well as an Advanced all who disappeared after the free The whites are Political Communication food was gone. carrots, the class. "I stand out here today," Weaver blacks are chives,

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Saturday Oct Sunday Oct 28th to 29th Depart FAU 9:30am Arrive FAU 9:30 am '-""' only 200 seats @ s25 includes: *Round trip luxury bus transportation *McDonald's Breakfast *Bus Beverages & Munchies *Admission to Bahier Honda State Park *Afternoon Beach BBQ *Fantsy Fest Parade & Party 7pm to 4am (+Daylight Savings) (Partially funded with your A&S Fee's) EAM would like to thank the students of FAU for making our welcome events, such as The Dating Game, Boomer's Night, Peter Glen Rollerblade Party, BBQ, the Mcdonalds Basket Ball oournameent, and more a great success. Our Special Thanks to the Following Sponsors: _., ... ___ ··- MELTING. po :17~ ?~ Th}©§\f.©ID ~©'lk®W \,_~... A Fondue Restaurant Boomers 'T Steakllouse QutbaC~ . . Students erolled m the fall semes- ter of 1994 55 were years or older. • See Page24 23 • Matthew Sabatella: Songs From the Slipstream Local favorite prepares for the release of his de­ but CD, Ripe.

by Lewis Goldberg atthew Sabatella seems to think his music is "Ripe" M for the picking. Or at least that· show he comes across on his forth­ coming CD release. Ripe. The disc, to be available in January 1996 through both local record stores and mail or­ der, marks the first time this long­ standing talent has made any of his music available to the public outside of the li ve setting. In fac t, his performances, both solo/acoustic and leading the band which bears his name, have gar­ nered him more than a little atten­ tion. making it quite interesting that the diminutive si nger with the surprisingly big voice has not is­ sued any recordings in the past. But don't let the notion that Ripe is his fi rst release lead you to believe Sabatella is just another johnny­ difficult. We didn 't really come-lately. have a cohesive audience." Bread Healers,and they just started a duo thing. And Actually, Sabatella (an alumnus of the University Sabatella, who played bass with the Sp~ctacles, he met a keyboardist, Lee Frank, and they started of Miami) has quite a musical hi story behind him. started doing solo acoustic shows showcasing his playing. He's been chiseling out an increasingly higb profile own material while Broken Spectacles was still an It was never even conceived of as a band, but began niche in the local ongoing concern. to see the limitations of playing by himself. "I never scene for nearly a "I started to do fully intended to have another democratic situation decade, but only in "People say 'Oh, you can't some solo acoustic like in Spectacles and the guys for the most part the last year or so shows, just by my­ didn 't really want one, but it's still a very cohesive has he stepped out make it from South Florida,' but self, and finding it a unit." under hi s own lot easier to connect Sabatella's band also includes Jordan Steele Lash name. I feel I'm so well planted here when I was just do­ on drums and bassist David Chaskes. In addition, "I started playing ing my own stuff," Sabatella has worked on recent recordings with piano in elementary and well connected that it's not he said. Diane Ward [ex-Voidville and The Wait] and on school. In seventh When Broken Franklin's new solo album. t grade I started on even a thought. At least not right Spectacles bmke up All this activity has led Sabatella to form his own ' guitar and bass. [the band's last company, Slipstream Productions, through which Later, I was in a now." show was an early Sabatella is managed and will be handling distribu­ band called Broken 1994 gig at FAU's tion of Ripe. Spectacles for -Matthew Sabatelhz owns Rathskeller], On Slipstream and managing himself he says, "I seven or eight years, basically for those" enjoy doing it, as far as trying to book shows and get but that was basically a three songwriter situation, reasons, because we were all such different everything happening. It's not worth it to hook up and we were all singers. It was kind of like the songwriters and musicians, I started putting my own with small time local managers for a percentage. Beatles when they were doing the White Album. All band together. r None of the guys down here can do anything than I three of us doing our own music while the other guys He met Brian Franklin, Sabatella's lead guitarist can't do myself as far as just booking and stuff. It's were just backing us up. Which we liked because w_e and also something of a local luminary through his all liked each other's stuff but audiences found it solo work and his previous band, Mr. Tasty and the Continued on page 25.

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not going to be worth it for me to sign a manage­ ment thing until I can attract a heavyweight in New York or LA." Which brings us to the question of why Sabatella stays in South Florida after all this time and after so many others have abandoned the scene for purport­ edly greener pastures. He explains: "It's occurred to me at various points just when people are moving and people say 'Oh, you can't make it from South Florida,' but I feel I'm so well planted here and well connected that it's not even a thought. At least not right now." Ripe will include l 0 or 12 gems Sabatella has been writing and performing live over the past few months. Although some have been included in his solo acous­ tic sets, the album will likely present cuts like .. "Memory Coast" and "Capture" in an electric band setting. Amongst Sabatella's strongest tunes is a countri­ fied rocker called "Reverend Maddog" which is sort of a whimsical look at a character who has a rather high opinion of himself. "That's based on an actual person, an actual human being called the Reverend Maddog. We were practicing in a rehearsal studio a couple years ago, this was with Broken Spectacles, and this guy walks in, this trucker, like this 45 year old guy, and says something like 'I'm the Rev­ erend Maddog. I walk that walk and talk that talk and I'm tough and I'm rough and I've got pills in my pocket and .... ' He's doing this whole rap about how he drives the tour bus for Rod Stewart and the bus had broken down and he needed 20 bucks and he had the best weed and all of this. He just reminded me of so many people that no matter what you say its li ke 'I went to the baseball game.' 'Oh, yeah, I used to be a pitcher. I used to pitch for the' M.ets and I did this and that.' There's always someone you know like that." Another of Sabatella 's best songs is the Dino­ saur Jr.-esque "Ain't It Hard," which includes the telling line. "Life comes along only once in a lifetime." , "No one's ever picked that one out before. Usually they pick out the line 'when I'm with my friends but I don't know who they are.' But, what's there to say? It is what it is." There's quite a bit to say. For all intents and .. purposes Matthew Sabatella is a major talent waiting to happen. With hundreds of perfor­ mances already under his belt, a new CD in the works, a tight band, South Florida Rock Awards for Best Acoustic Player and Best Bassist and a stable of brilliant songs (not to mention his often talked about long, black hair), Sabatella blends enthusiasm and skill in that rarefied way which has always informed the best rock'n'roll. His. material apsolutely begs to be heard . . fl

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National Lampoon's latest flick gets political as a group of high school seniors attempt to initiate educational reform through the President.

by Marc A. Sherman President that the bill will not work. National Lampoon has had a history of successful films, Tommy Chong (Cheech and Chong) plays "Red," the bus like 1980's Animal House, which gave launched the careers driver. He takes the kids, Principle Moss (Frewer), and the of John Belushi, Kevin Bacon, Tom Hulce, Stephen Furst group of kids to Washington. En route, Reggie (Moore) is and Tim Matheson. In 1988, they gave us Vacation with pursued by a guy who thinks that he is William Shatner Chevy Chase and Beverly D'Angelo, which continued into (Captain Kirk) and his blow-up doll in Nichelle Nichols two sequels. Today, we have the "black sheep" of the (Commander Uhu ra). Together, this entourage goes from National Lampoon films, Senior Trip. state to state, causing trouble and partying all the time, Matt Frewer (Max Headroom; Honey, I Shrunk the Kids) everywhere. pl ays the principal at a high school in Columbus, Ohio. I liked the humor in the fi lm , but at times I wanted Jeremy Remmy plays the popular kid at the school, who someone to indicate to me that a joke just occurred. I would also happens to be the school's number one prankster. Rob like to see Jeremy Remmy in some more work . He has a Moore plays his drugged out, drunk, out-of-touch best potential of making it in Hollywood , with most of the · friend. teenage actors not grow n up. RATINGS Th e story of this one is simple. A group of high school The film's portrayal of drug and alcohol use is very bad sen iors are put into detention with an assignment to write a and because it is PG-13, kids under age may get ideas to try GUIDE letter to the President of the United States telling him about it. Like the before mentioned Lampoon movies, this should the state of the education system. Oddly enough, the Presi­ have been rated R. • Poor dent reads the letter and in vites the group to Washington to I give the move two stars(**). It was fun to watch, but the ** Average help present hi s education reform bill. However, a senator ***Good drug and alcohol message is a bu mmer. The next two •••• Excellent from Ohio has other plans. He wants to show the President National Lampoon movies are: a remake of the classic TV that the kids who wrote the letter have fallen through the show F-Troop; and a fo urth Vacation in which, as of right cracks of the educational system and thus convi nce the now , Clark Grizzwald takes him family to Florida.fB

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The local concert scene is certainly heating up. Just a month Quick .D11 ago concert promoters were proclaiming the first week of September as one of the best weeks ever- Clapton, REM, Bon Jovi and Hootie & The Blowfish. While those mainstream veteran acts are welcome, the first week of October will give , Flicks the heavyweights a run for their money. by Marc A. Sherman This week is an alternative brush-fire. Downtown Fort Lauderdale club The Edge welcomes Tripping Daisy (/Got Too Wong Foo: Thanks for Everything Julie Newmar- Stars Wesley a Girl) Oct 3, while British chart-toppers Oasis were sched­ Snipes (White Men Can't Jump, Passenger 57) and Patrick Swayze uled to open up their American tour at the Cameo Theatre on (Dirty Dancing, Ghost) as two drag queens as they travel from New Miami Beach Oct. 4 but it was just cancelled. The show is York to Hollywood to participate in the Drag Queen USA Pageant. The supposed to be rescheduled in a few weeks. Also announced pair encounter John Leguizamo (Mario Brothers) along the way, with is Monster Magnet who will be playing The Edge Oct. 6. whom they later share a number of adventures in a Nebraskan town Two weeks later, Pennywise will headline The Edge Oct. where the past still lives. 20 with The JoykiUer opening. Then, on Oct. 27, CIV (Can't Wait One Minute More) and Quicksand will perform at, yet Hackers: Star Fisher Stevens (Short Circuit) plays a computer again, The Edge. All I can say is "thank heavens for The terrorist who has created a computer virus that will cause all of the Edge." Otherwise, we'd be missing out on some quality world's oil tankers to sink unless his demands are met. A group of talent. teenage computer hackers (Jesse Bradford and Angelina Jolie) stumble MTV has a long history of annoying VJ's, but Lewis onto the program later to be accused of planting the virus. It's now a Largent has to be· the worst. On a recent episode of the race against time to track down and prevent Stevens from getting his alternative show 120 Minutes, Largent interviewed Trent way. Reznor of fame, and Prick. Reznor was clearly bored by Largent's stupid questions, Empire Records: The movie chronicles the lives of a group of while Bowie seemed to be more understanding towards friends, Anthony LaPaglia (The Client), Johnny Whitworth (Bye, Bye Largent's lack ofbrainpower. The interview somewhat worked, Love), Liv Tyler and Rory Cochrane, who work at a New Jersey record' until Largent spoke to Prick's frontman Kevin McMahon. store. Largent asked countless idiotic questions, all of which were pointless to answer. The MTV clown tried to act cool by Seven: Stars Brad Pitt (Legends of the Fall, Interview with the bashing his network's choice of videos, but then asked the Vampire) as a cop trying to get _into the system. M,orga~ _Fre~m~n stupidest question of all: "What does the name Prick mean?" ( Unforgiven, Shaw shank Redemption) plays a cop who s retmng tn SIX Both McMahon and Reznor, who was sitting in the comer, days. Together, they must bring down a serial killer whose murders winced as Largent probably asked an interviewer's dumbest involve the seven deadly sins. question. Come on Largent! Do people ask what "Nine Inch Nails" means? Unstrung Hereo: Directed by Diane Keaton (Father of the Bride, Reflecting on the abysmal interview, I got the feeling that Sleeper). A 12-year-o1d boy forms an alliance _with his t':o uncles, Largent may be Ricki (Headbanger's Ball) Rachtman's played by Michael Richards and Maury Chayktn, when hts mother, younger brother. They both look similar, and they both make Andie MacDowell (Four Weddings and a Funeral, Groundhog's Day) themselves look stupid on television. Where does MTV find becomes ill. Also stars John Turturro (Barton Fink, Quiz Show) a~ the these people? As for the other VJ's, Kennedy is not as boy's father. annoying as she used to be but she's too goofy. And the rest of them are just preny fates. Disney's The Big Green: The peopl_e_who brought y~~ An~els in. the Now's your chance to win free CDs! Randomly selected Outfield bring you a story about a Bnt1sh teacher, Olivia D Abo (The entries will receive as many free CDs as I can stuff in a padded Wonder Years, Greedy) who comes to a small midwestern town and envelope. All you have to do is send me your list of your teaches the kids how to play soccer. Steve Guttenberg (Police Acad­ favorite top 10 CDs of 1995. I'll print the results in a future emy, Cocoon) plays the town's sheriff, who helps the team. issue. 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28 ------l i-tE FREE PRESS AT FAU•OCT. 2. 1995 Reflectionson the 1995 MTV Music Awards were also hosts, included Madonna and Seal. I must admit that the show did run very smoothly with few embarrassing moments. Other than MTY cutting off Hole's antics at the end of their set, the live performances were satisfactory. The Red Hot Chili Peppers played an energetic new song, Live lived up to their billing as one of the hottest acts, Bon Jovi were shockingly good in an outside performance from Times Square, REM were unenergetic and Alanis Morissette was, in my opinion, the highlight of the night performing a vibrant version of You Oughta Know. MTY awarded their elitebandofgroupswith awards: Madonna, REM,1LC,Hootieand TheBlowfish,Michael JacksonandJanetJack­ son. Where were the likes of groups that de­ served to be there such as Elastica,B jork,Nine Inch Nails, Oasis and Prick? And, you may have not noticed, wasn't it convenient how Pearl Jam wasn 'tmentioned? Surc,they haven 'tmade any videos for their last two CDs but to not in­ clude the band in the show (whether a live appearance, presenters, or guests) was a slap in the face for MTY. The show finally warmed up after it was over. Followed by post-show interviews, Courtney Love stole the attention with a drunken display of innocence and forgiveness in front ofthe camera. Love made Madonna, who was sitting beside her, look like an admonishing mother being conde­ scending to a child. Although clumsy, the interview was one ofthe vivid moments that sticks in my mind other than the dreadful opening perfom1ance by Michael Jackson. Madonna and Love, parent and child, seemed to match the presenters: the fatherly figure of KUit Loder and the childish Tabitha Soren, dressed in white go-go boots, a skimpy red dress and with a horrid hairstyle harking back to the 1950s. She was embarrassing to watch, especially during the pre-show interview with Seal when her lack of interviewing skills was evident. Not listening to replies,not allowing him to answer and cutting Seal off was a sign that Soren is not the prodigy that MTV proclaim her to be. And one last thing. MTV must be the most pretentious corporation in this universe. Constantly hyping their shows in between advertisements, MTV has always tapped into their skill ofcombining humor with self-glorification. This night,itsccmed, was no different thanothers.They'll have to do a lot of convincing for me to watch the show next year. fB ______,__,_""'"" ____ "". ____..,...,... a :u ..,.,. .u • ~ ~~~--...~=::ll-=-.....,.--..,.•~s"'ss~c•a-!*1

Angel Corpus Christi The Caulfields Letters to Cleo "Whirligig,, "White Courtesy Phone" "Wholesale Meats and AlmoSounds A&M Fish" All that separates Angel Cor- So many groups today are tap­ Giant s==-.. ping into the safe, feel-good ------,..-- pus Christi from mainstream ThefirStthingthattakesyou for success is one hit single. Just one sound of groups such as the Gin surprise on Wholesale Meats and three minute ditty. Instead, Blossoms, theJayhawks and Pete Fish is how much Letters to Cleo there's l2 songsoffWhiteCour­ Droge. The Caulfields are no has changed since their last CD. tesy Phone ,all of which are ador- exception. The opening Denwn Rock deliv­ able, mostly upbeat and refreshing. John Faye's vocals start the baH running on the opening ers, as its title suggests, full throttle rock'n roll, throwing Christi's innuences are tattooed on the record. Little bits of track Devil's Diary, a vivid song with lyrics like ''I'm bigger everything at you at once. Somehow, the vocals manage to be A52's and Go-Go's pop up, while Down even spawns Bruce than Jesus now." Elvis Costello comparisons, anyone? The overheard above the pleasant racket and the song succeeds at Springsteen comparisons. The early 80s innuences crop up intelligent lyrics continue on Awake On Wednesday ,coupled squashing expectations. again on Big Black Cloud. the lead song that employs a feel with acoustic guitar undertones underneath dollops of gui­ Fast Way follows in a similar frame, communicating fresh good beat with enthusiastic vocals that mimmick Devo. Threw tars played in an alternative style. But then the fun ends. The lyrics amidst a head-nodding guitar groove. The next song, It Away continues. reaffirming the vocal talents of the lead remaining tracks become tiresome and lack the originality Jennifer, returns the band to the pace we're familiar with. singer while accompanied by simple melodic music. The that would open up the band. The Caulfields try a distorted Medium-paced alternative music with light female vocals. appeal strengthens on Homeboy due to hypnotic vocaJs and a vocal effect on AI/ ofMy Young Life,but it's toolittle,too late. From here on, the band seldom return to their aggressive start. subtle guitar line. By this point in the record, it's evident that Hannah, I Locked You Out salvages a little respect with Laudnnum is the COs romantic baJlad sound-a-like with there's a lack of substance to her songs. There's no weighted engaging vocals that create a good vibe throughout the song. vocals that sound like a six-year-{)ld. To make matters worse, words here. Instead, the lyrics are very conversational - The addition of harmonica and guitars helps. The last song, Christmas bells sound out the song. As for the rest ofthe songs, which is okay - but it relegates the music to the category of Disease, also pleases with a feeling that the song has more mediocrity is the key. Another complaint is that a lot ofthe songs "intelligent, talented pop band with no hit single." life pouring out of it than the other tracks. have the same structure and predictability sets in quickJy. Two other songs stand out. Fall should not be forgotten but Despite wonderful songwriting, the songs don't communi­ On Do What You Want, Yeah and He's Got An Answer, the it lacks the commerciality of a B52 's single. Herb Alpert even cate with the listener. They seem to be written in a different band return to their forceful sound. On these songs, layers of adds his saxophone on John Cassavetes, but the star cameo world. An environment that we're not familar with. An imaginative guitar lines are poured over an angry voice that does little to help the band. Sadly, this is the sort of record example: "I just want to pull your rickshaw all around town, demands attention. It's a shame that the band clidn 't harness the where in three years you'll say: "They could have been huge." I just want to sit with you and never make a sound." Can we power on these songs and incorporated it on moreoftherecord. Rating: A- by Chris Harris relate to this? I didn't think so. Maybe next time? Rating: C+ by Chris Harris Rating: C+ by Chris Harris

The Presidents of the That Dog. Tindersticks United States of America "Totally Crushed Out!" "Tindersticks" Self Titled DGC London Sony Music That Dog should get a lot of The trouble with hype is that Their music is grunge with­ credit for trying. On Totally usuaJiy the product fails to live out all of the noise. Their humor Crushed Out!, their second al­ up to the expected success. The is strange, but lovable. They are bum, they come up with new and word has been spreading around The Presidents of the United interesting ideas. Incorporating thatTindersticksare another hot States of America. a cello with a buzz of alternative British group ready to win fans Gaining popularity due to a ditty called Lump, the song guitars on a number of tracks sparks interest, and the concept in the 'ol USA. With this effort, they'll win few fans. combines an early 80s innuenced sound with effervescent of the CD is one of perseverance and hard effort. The concept? All of the strings were recorded in the renowned vocals. Lots of raw energy pours out of the song making it one It's a CD filled with songs written from a teenager's perspec­ Abbey Road studios in London. Thus. it's no surprise of those catchy tracks you can't get out of your head. The tive: crushes,quarrels,lovers, innocence,jealousy and more. that the tracks are comprised of strings in the background guitars hintofThe Knack,but their vocals sound likeMudhoney. Ms. Wrong separates That Dog from it's competitors with and vocals on top. The singing, in fact •. sounds like a Feather Pluckn combines their weird sense of humor with bright lyrics and an amalgamation of strings and electric senile version of Leonard Cohen. The vocals are in music that follows their vocals. The lyrics take a twist on guitars. It's their best effort on the CD, but it won't garner any control, but they're a little incoherent at times. While at Stranger. about a LA stripper, but they add loads of humor and hit singles. If you're not looking for a chart topper, the rest of other times, the vocals are spoken as on My Sister, a they follow up their lines by saying the most inane things. For the songs will satisfy, though, with a consistent delivery. heartbreaking tale of a girl who dies. and is missed by her a stripped down Red Hot Chili Peppers sound, try Boll Weevil Jealousy has never tasted so sweet as on He's Kissing friends and family. On this particular song, the words complete wtth a funky sound and prominent bass and drums. Christian, again with a mix of strings and guitars. The vocals mean something. It holds your attention. But on the rest How many groups do you kno-w that pay homage to their are just as syrupy. Lip Gloss is just as good with an interesting of the CD, the words are droll and the songs just become favorite fru1t'? Peaches is hilarious. The band even manages to vocal effect as if it was created by a toy Mattei microphone. background music. laugh at themselves on We Are Not Going To Make It confess­ The three girls and one guy in the group carry their concept The entire record is very low-key. The only track that adds ing that "We don't have the talent." The song is excellent thanks album toward.s the finish, but the idea becomes a bit stale a little bit of life to the record is Singing, a song that stands to the bare essential alternative sound with basic drums and towards the end. It's almost as if we want the group to grow out for its female vocals which adds a nice counterpoint to guitars. up. the Leonard Cohen sound-a-like. The rest of Tinderstic:ks is The President-. are not to be taken seriously, but they're Lots of solid alternative music, but no overnight success passable. with most of the songs maintaining the same level definitely worth a listen. here. of quality and boredom. This is as mellow as mellow gets. Rating: B+ by Chris Harris Rating: B- by Chris Harris Rating: C- by Chris Harris

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