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Schedule Program Guide For TCN/GO

Sun Sep 25, 2011

06:00 THUNDERBIRDS Repeat WS G

Perils Of Penelope Follow the adventures of the International Rescue, an organisation created to help those in grave danger in this marionette puppetry classic.

07:00 KIDS WB SUNDAY WS G

Hosted by Lauren Phillips and Andrew Faulkner.

07:05 THE FLINTSTONES Repeat G

Wilma's Vanishing Money Fred thinks that he has found a stash of money and uses it to buy a bowling ball. But Wilma is mortified when she finds out because the hidden money was for Fred's birthday present.

07:30 SMURFS G

Like It or Smurf It / Papa's Big Snooze

When on a volcanic paradise, Brainy's version of Double Dare gets dangerous.

08:00 LOONEY TUNES CLASSICS G Adventures of iconic Looney Tunes characters Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck, Tweety, Silvester, Granny, the Tasmanian Devil, Speedy Gonzales, Marvin the Martian Wile E. Coyote and the Road Runner.

08:30 CAMP LAZLO Repeat WS G

Burpless Beans/ Slap Happy

Edward and Lazlo go head to head in a battle for better belching!

09:00 SYM-BIONIC TITAN Repeat PG

A Hero Returns When Lance and Ilana return to Galaluna, they are horrified to witness the destruction that has ravaged on their beloved home world during their absence.

Cons.Advice: Some Violence

09:30 BATMAN: THE BRAVE AND THE BOLD Repeat WS PG

The Fate Of Equinox! Batman has his final battle with the balance-obsessed villain Equinox as the maniac tried to remake the universe in his own image.

Cons.Advice: Mild Violence

10:00 GENERATOR REX WS PG

Written in Sand

Cons.Advice: Some Violence

10:30 BEN 10: ALIEN FORCE Repeat WS PG

What Are Little Girls Made Of? When Ben and Gwen learn that their grandmother is an alien being, she insists that Gwen should come along with her to her home planet and improve her abilities.

Cons.Advice: Mild Violence

11:00 POWER RANGERS SAMURAI WS PG

Unexpected Arrival

The Rangers are shocked to discover that Antonio, a traveling fisherman, is actually the Gold Samurai Ranger.

Cons.Advice: Mild Violence

11:30 PINKY AND THE BRAIN Repeat G

Say What, Earth!/Brain's Bogie The Brain, disguised as famous actress-singer Cher, enters a celebrity golf tournament in order to steal Chi Chi Rodriguez' putter. 12:00 THE CITY Repeat WS PG

He Never Said He Had A Girlfriend The past comes back to haunt Adam when his fling confesses their indiscretion to Allie. Meanwhile, Whitney reaches out to Olivia but is brutally rebuffed.

12:30 ECLIPSE MUSIC TV WS PG

Shura Taft and Zoe Balbi present the latest music videos, artist interviews and exciting competitions.

13:00 MARRIED WITH CHILDREN Repeat PG

If I Could See Me Now After nearly driving off a bridge, Al lets the kids convince him to get eyeglasses, only to discover he doesn't like what he sees.

Starring: Ed O'Neill, , , , , Ted McGinley

13:30 MARRIED WITH CHILDREN Repeat PG

God's Shoes When Al has a spiritual experience and sees "Gods shoes", he makes it his mission to recreate - and promote - his heavenly vision.

Starring: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Christina Applegate, David Faustino, Amanda Bearse, Ted McGinley

14:00 HERE'S LUCY Repeat G

Lucy The Co-ed Lucy, Kim, and Craig are featured prominently in a musical variety show about the Roaring 20's held by Harry and his classmates at their reunion.

Starring: Lucille Ball, Gale Gordon, Lucie Arnaz, Vanda Barra, Desi Arnaz Jr., Sid Gould

14:30 HERE'S LUCY Repeat G

Lucy The American Mother

The Carters become self-conscious in front of the camera when Craig films a documentary about them.

Starring: Lucille Ball, Gale Gordon, Lucie Arnaz, Vanda Barra, Desi Arnaz Jr., Sid Gould

15:00 THE BACHELORETTE Repeat WS PG

Ashley arrives in Taiwan with six bachelors, two of whom will be sent home. But first there are three one-on-one dates, and a three-on-one affair in which Ashley and the guys take wedding photos, and one of the three takes home a red souvenir, guaranteeing him safe passage through the rose ceremony, and a hometown visit from Ashley.

Cons.Advice: Mild Coarse Language

16:30 CRASH COURSE Repeat WS PG In this reality series, five two-member teams compete in extreme driving-course challenges with the final two teams battling it out on the final Crash Course. Orlando Jones and Dan Cortese are the hosts.

17:30 WIPEOUT USA Repeat WS PG

Feed Jill 24 thrill seekers must endure the worlds largest obstacle course consisting of the Big Balls, mud baths, the Sweeper and countless wipeouts. Only 1 can emerge victorious and take home the $50,000 grand prize.

18:30 THE MIDDLE Repeat WS PG

Friends, Lies and Videotapes Frankie looks for a friend for Brick; Sue sneaks into an R-rated movie against Mike's wishes; and Axl and his band need a hot female for their music video and try to get stealth footage of their sexy biology teacher.

Starring: Patricia Heaton, Neil Flynn, Eden Sher, Atticus Shaffer, Charlie Mcdermott

19:00 THE MIDDLE Repeat WS PG

Heck on a Plane

Sue wins a family trip to New York, and the flight turns into a comedy of errors.

Starring: Patricia Heaton, Neil Flynn, Eden Sher, Atticus Shaffer, Charlie Mcdermott

19:30 HAMISH & ANDY'S GAP YEAR Captioned Repeat WS PG

Hamish and Andy have taken their misplaced sense of adventure to all corners of the Globe, and now it's New York's turn. Hamish & Andy's Gap Year will broadcast back to Australia from a makeshift studio in a Brooklyn factory in front a live audience of Australian ex-pats and holidaymakers. The show will continue Hamish & Andy's strong commitment to very silly ideas, from competing in catfish noodling competitions in Oklahoma to hidden camera antics with unsuspecting New Yorkers. 20:30 TWO AND A HALF MEN Captioned Repeat WS M

I'd Like To Start With The Cat Charlie goes with a new girlfriend to couples counselling with Dr. Linda Freeman. Stars Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer and Angus T. Jones.

Starring: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones

Cons.Advice: Sexual References

21:00 THE BIG BANG THEORY Captioned Repeat WS PG

The Vengeance Formulation After he's humiliated on National Public Radio, Sheldon vows to destroy Kripke, and the guys help Sheldon exact his revenge. Meanwhile, Wolowitz tries not to destroy his new relationship with Bernadette.

Starring: Katee Sackhoff, Johnny Galecki, Jim Parsons, Kaley Cuoco, Simon Helberg, Kunal Nayyar

Cons.Advice: Sexual References

21:30 CAMELOT Captioned WS AV

The Battle of Bardon Pass The king discovers there is to be a large-scale attack at Bardon Pass, and he and his men head out to defend it. Elsewhere, Merlin is victimized by shape-shifting seductress Morgan.

Starring: Jamie Campbell Bower, Tamsin Egerton, Joseph Fiennes, Claire Forlani, Eva Green, Peter Mooney

Cons.Advice: Strong Violence, A Sex Scene, Some Coarse Language

23:30 GOSSIP GIRL WS M

Belles de Jour

Cons.Advice: Sexual References

00:30 CRASH COURSE Repeat WS PG In this reality series, five two-member teams compete in extreme driving-course challenges with the final two teams battling it out on the final Crash Course. Orlando Jones and Dan Cortese are the hosts.

01:30 RENO 911 Repeat WS M

Released from Prison

The third season opener reveals how the squad is dealing with the harsh prison conditions. Dangle has taken up German, while Clementine cries. Trudy has been having awful nightmares and Junior has been dealing in illegal contraband from his cell.

Starring: Thomas Lennon, Carlos Alazraqui, Christian Roberts, Ben Garant, Kerri Kenney

Cons.Advice: Sexual References, Some Coarse Language

02:00 HOME SHOPPING G

Home Shopping.

04:00 JUST SHOOT ME Repeat WS PG

Hello Goodbye

Being honest about himself causes Finch to realize just how little he and Adrienne have in common. While Adrienne is shocked by what she's seeing, Finch continues to believe that honesty is the best policy. Stars Laura San Giacomo, George Segal and Wendie Malick.

04:30 TMZ Repeat NA Follow the professional and personal lives of all your favourite celebrities' as the TMZ team tracks them down whether they are hitting the hot Hollywood clubs or the dry cleaners.

05:00 MARRIED WITH CHILDREN Repeat PG

Buck Has A Belly Ache When Al and the kids are preoccupied with a seemingly-sick Buck, Peg, feeling neglected, returns home to her family for a little tender loving care.

Starring: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Christina Applegate, David Faustino, Amanda Bearse, Ted McGinley

05:30 THE FLINTSTONES Repeat G

The Entertainer When Wilma returns from a trip to find Fred entertaining a female buyer as a favour to his boss, Wilma thinks that he is cheating on her. Mon Sep 26, 2011

06:00 TIMEBLAZERS Captioned Repeat G

Flat Earth Society Join Shakira and her friends Sam and Jenas as they help her to learn and understand why the world is the way it is by travelling back in time and learning where it all began.

06:30 HOLLY'S HEROES Captioned Repeat WS PG

Taking The Charge Holly's party plans falter when the Outlaws challenge her assumption that she is their captain. Stars Dominique Crawford, Greta Larkins an Michael Harrison.

07:00 POWER RANGERS SAMURAI Repeat WS PG

Unexpected Arrival

The Rangers are shocked to discover that Antonio, a traveling fisherman, is actually the Gold Samurai Ranger.

Cons.Advice: Mild Violence

07:30 ANIMANIACS Repeat G

Noah's Lark/The Big Kiss/Hiccup

08:00 BEN 10 Repeat WS PG

Goodbye and Good Riddance

Summer's over and Ben is back at school. Unable to tell anyone that's he all these cool aliens that they've heard about all summer, Ben suddenly realizes he's gone from a "hero" to a "zero," that is until Vilgax comes after him with a vengeance.

Cons.Advice: Mild Violence

08:30 SMURFS Repeat G

Like It or Smurf It / Papa's Big Snooze

When on a volcanic paradise, Brainy's version of Double Dare gets dangerous.

09:00 THE FLINTSTONES Repeat G

Wilma's Vanishing Money Fred thinks that he has found a stash of money and uses it to buy a bowling ball. But Wilma is mortified when she finds out because the hidden money was for Fred's birthday present.

09:30 I DREAM OF JEANNIE Repeat WS G

Fastest Gun In The East Jeannie sends Tony back to the old West when he wishes he could have lived back then. Stars Barbara Eden and Larry Hagman.

10:00 THE DUKES OF HAZZARD Repeat PG

Treasure Of Hazzard The Duke family helps a young assistant college professor find a buried army payroll, but Boss two unscrupulous strangers and an alligator make the task difficult.

Starring: James Best, Catherine Bach, Ben Jones

11:00 WIPEOUT USA Repeat WS PG

Feed Jill 24 thrill seekers must endure the worlds largest obstacle course consisting of the Big Balls, mud baths, the Sweeper and countless wipeouts. Only 1 can emerge victorious and take home the $50,000 grand prize.

12:00 BEWITCHED Repeat G

Mixed Doubles Samantha wakes up in Larry Tate's bed as Lousie Tate. When returning to her home, she finds Louise thinking she is Samantha and Darrin is not noticing any difference. Stars Elizabeth Montgomery and Dick Sargent.

12:30 SPIN CITY Captioned Repeat WS PG

An Office & A Gentleman Charlie and Caitlin interview prospective Santas for City Hall and Caitlin agrees to go on a date with one of them before seeing him out of costume.

Starring: Charlie Sheen, Heather Locklear, Barry Bostwick, Richard Kind, Alan Ruck 13:00 Repeat WS PG

The Money Jerry's parents sell to help Jerry out with some money. Stars Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Jason Alexander and Michael Richards.

13:30 ENTERTAINMENT TONIGHT Captioned WS NA

Nancy O'Dell and Mark Steins brings us the latest celebrity news events, exclusive interviews, behind-the-scenes first looks, and Hollywood's hottest stories from the worlds of film, television, music, fashion, literature and interactive media.

14:00 TMZ NA Follow the professional and personal lives of all your favourite celebrities' as the TMZ team tracks them down whether they are hitting the hot Hollywood clubs or the dry cleaners.

14:30 MARRIED WITH CHILDREN Repeat PG

If I Could See Me Now After nearly driving off a bridge, Al lets the kids convince him to get eyeglasses, only to discover he doesn't like what he sees.

Starring: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Christina Applegate, David Faustino, Amanda Bearse, Ted McGinley

15:00 JUST SHOOT ME Repeat WS PG

An Axe To Grind

As Maya invites everyone to a party to help paint her apartment, Elliotts old college pal Scott Talmin arrives for a visit. Realizing that sparks will fly, Elliott introduces Maya to Scott, a forestry engineer. Stars Laura San Giacomo, George Segal and Wendie Malick.

15:30 ANIMANIACS Repeat G

Clown & Out/ Bubba Bo Bob Brain

16:00 KIDS WB WEEKDAYS WS PG

Hosted by Lauren Phillips and Andrew Faulkner.

16:00 BEN 10 Repeat WS PG

Ben 10 vs Negative 10 (Part 1) Ben, Max Ben and Gwen investigate a couple of daring break-ins, only to discover they were once both secret Plumber installations.

16:30 THE HILLS Repeat WS PG

It's On Bitch

Kristin stirs up trouble with the girls while she flirts with Justin Bobby. Spencer and Heidi go house hunting.

17:00 I DREAM OF JEANNIE Repeat WS G

Jeannie Breaks The Bank Jeannies gets Tony in trouble by putting $3 million in his Christmas club account. Stars Barbara Eden and Larry Hagman.

17:30 BEWITCHED Repeat G

Darrin Goes Ape

Serena turns Darrin into an ape. Stars Elizabeth Montgomery and Dick Sargent.

18:00 SEINFELD Repeat WS PG

The Money Jerry's parents sell the Cadillac to help Jerry out with some money. Stars Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Jason Alexander and Michael Richards.

18:30 TWO AND A HALF MEN Captioned Repeat WS PG

The Sea Is A Harsh Mistress Charlie tries to surf to impress Dottie, a beautiful woman he just met, but after he nearly drowns he is convinced that he saw his late father.

Starring: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Holland Taylor, Angus T. Jones

Cons.Advice: Sexual References, Mild Coarse Language

AUSTRALIA'S FUNNIEST HOME VIDEOS - 19:00 Captioned Repeat WS PG DAILY EDITION From bike track backbreakers to trampoline tragedies and the most hilarious hits and misses. Shelly Craft brings the summer laughs with the Funniest Home Videos from across Australia and around the globe. 19:30 TOP GEAR Captioned Repeat WS PG

The Vauxhall VXR8 grunts around the test track. Richard drives a F1 Renault. James and Jeremy rampage through the National Motor Museum attempting to find the first car with the control layout we know today. Guest stars James Blunt and F1 star Lewis Hamilton.

20:30 TWO AND A HALF MEN Captioned Repeat WS M

She'll Still Be Dead At Half Time

With Chelsea soon to arrive, Charlie must find a way to get his half-naked date out of his bedroom.

Starring: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones

Cons.Advice: Sexual References

21:00 THE BIG BANG THEORY Captioned Repeat WS PG

The Gorilla Experiment Sheldon takes on his greatest challenge when he attempts to help Penny understand Leonard's work, and Wolowitz becomes jealous when Leonard starts hanging out with his new girlfriend.

Starring: Johnny Galecki, Jim Parsons, Kaley Cuoco, Simon Helberg, Kunal Nayyar

Cons.Advice: Sexual References

21:30 THE PUNISHER 2004 Captioned Repeat WS AV

The Punisher

Based on the adventures of the popular Marvel Comics character The Punisher, undercover FBI agent Frank Castle is crushed when his wife and children are killed after witnessing a mafia hit. With nothing left to lose or to live for, he becomes "The Punisher", a one-man judge, jury and executioner.

Starring: Thomas Jane, John Travolta, Will Patton, Rebecca Romijn-stamos

Cons.Advice: Strong Violence, Frequent Coarse Language, Adult Themes

00:00 CHUCK WS TB

Chuck Versus Tom Sawyer Being a spy begins to have a deleterious effect on Chuck, particularly when he must take on global terrorists who are targeting a most-unlikely person: offbeat Buy More staffer Jeff.

Starring: Zachary Levi, Yvonne Strahovski, Adam Baldwin, Joshua Gomez, Sarah Lancaster

01:00 CHUCK WS TB

Chuck Versus The Ex Chuck chances upon his ex-flame and embellishes his status in life to impress her. But Chuck must get into spy mode upon discovering that her research-scientist boss may be involved in the development of a bioweapon.

Starring: Zachary Levi, Yvonne Strahovski, Adam Baldwin, Joshua Gomez, Sarah Lancaster

02:00 HOME SHOPPING G

Home Shopping.

04:00 JUST SHOOT ME Repeat WS PG

An Axe To Grind

As Maya invites everyone to a party to help paint her apartment, Elliotts old college pal Scott Talmin arrives for a visit. Realizing that sparks will fly, Elliott introduces Maya to Scott, a forestry engineer. Stars Laura San Giacomo, George Segal and Wendie Malick.

04:30 TMZ Repeat NA Follow the professional and personal lives of all your favourite celebrities' as the TMZ team tracks them down whether they are hitting the hot Hollywood clubs or the dry cleaners.

05:00 MARRIED WITH CHILDREN Repeat PG

If I Could See Me Now After nearly driving off a bridge, Al lets the kids convince him to get eyeglasses, only to discover he doesn't like what he sees.

Starring: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Christina Applegate, David Faustino, Amanda Bearse, Ted McGinley

05:30 THE FLINTSTONES Repeat G

Wilma's Vanishing Money Fred thinks that he has found a stash of money and uses it to buy a bowling ball. But Wilma is mortified when she finds out because the hidden money was for Fred's birthday present. Tue Sep 27, 2011

06:00 TIMEBLAZERS Captioned Repeat G

Fun and Games Join Shakira and her friends Sam and Jenas as they help her to learn and understand why the world is the way it is by travelling back in time and learning where it all began.

06:30 HOLLY'S HEROES Captioned Repeat WS PG

Buzzer Beater It's the first game of the season, but will the Outlaws make it in time? Stars Dominique Crawford and Greta Larkins.

07:00 PINKY AND THE BRAIN Repeat G

Say What, Earth!/Brain's Bogie The Brain, disguised as famous actress-singer Cher, enters a celebrity golf tournament in order to steal Chi Chi Rodriguez' putter.

07:30 ANIMANIACS Repeat G

Clown & Out/ Bubba Bo Bob Brain

08:00 BEN 10 Repeat WS PG

Ben 10 vs Negative 10 (Part 1) Ben, Max Ben and Gwen investigate a couple of daring break-ins, only to discover they were once both secret Plumber installations.

08:30 SMURFS G

The Smurf Odyssey / Trojan Smurf The Smurfs must help the son of Zeus learn the ways of being a Greek god before going on his quest for the Golden Fleece.

09:00 THE FLINTSTONES Repeat G

Feudin' And Fussin'

After Fred thoughtlessly insults Barney, he stubbornly refuses to apologize and starts a feud between the two.

09:30 I DREAM OF JEANNIE Repeat WS G

Jeannie Breaks The Bank Jeannies gets Tony in trouble by putting $3 million in his Christmas club account. Stars Barbara Eden and Larry Hagman.

10:00 THE DUKES OF HAZZARD Repeat PG

Officer Daisy Duke When Boss Hogg fires Daisy from her job at the Boar's Nest, she becomes the first female deputy in Hazzard County and wins a commendation from the FBI for her daring capture of two armed and dangerous criminals.

Starring: James Best, Catherine Bach, Ben Jones

11:00 CHARLIE'S ANGELS Repeat WS PG

Pilot When a wealthy winegrower disappears, the Angels go undercover in their first case together at the vineyard to solve the mystery. Stars Kate Jackson, Farrah Fawcett and Jaclyn Smith.

12:30 SPIN CITY Captioned Repeat WS PG

O Mother, Where Art Thou?

Caitlin finds love with an older man whose daughter is flirting with Charlie.

Starring: Charlie Sheen, Heather Locklear, Barry Bostwick, Richard Kind, Alan Ruck

13:00 SEINFELD Repeat WS PG

The Van Buren Boys Jerry's girlfriend, Ellen seems perfect but everyone else seems to have a problem with her. Stars Jerry Seinfeld and Christine Taylor.

13:30 ENTERTAINMENT TONIGHT Captioned WS NA

Nancy O'Dell and Mark Steins brings us the latest celebrity news events, exclusive interviews, behind-the-scenes first looks, and Hollywood's hottest stories from the worlds of film, television, music, fashion, literature and interactive media. 14:00 TMZ NA Follow the professional and personal lives of all your favourite celebrities' as the TMZ team tracks them down whether they are hitting the hot Hollywood clubs or the dry cleaners.

14:30 MARRIED WITH CHILDREN Repeat PG

God's Shoes When Al has a spiritual experience and sees "Gods shoes", he makes it his mission to recreate - and promote - his heavenly vision.

Starring: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Christina Applegate, David Faustino, Amanda Bearse, Ted McGinley

15:00 JUST SHOOT ME Repeat WS PG

First Date After he and Maya agree to explore a possible romance, Elliott ends up sleeping with her former assistant. Stars Laura San Giacomo, George Segal and Wendie Malick.

15:30 ANIMANIACS Repeat G

In The Garden Of Mindy/No Place Like Homeless/Baghdad Cafe

16:00 KIDS WB WEEKDAYS WS PG

Hosted by Lauren Phillips and Andrew Faulkner.

16:00 BEN 10 Repeat WS PG

Ben 10 vs Negative 10 (Part 2) Ben, Max and Gwen put up an Alamo-like stand inside the bunker at Mount Rushmore and against great odds defeat the Forever King's band of baddies.

16:30 THE HILLS Repeat WS PG

Mess With Me, I Mess With You

Kristin and Stacie team up, but then there's the talk with .

17:00 I DREAM OF JEANNIE Repeat WS G

Happy Anniversary To celebrate their first anniversary, Jeannie makes Tony splashdown on the same desert island he originally found her on. Stars Barbara Eden and Larry Hagman.

17:30 BEWITCHED Repeat G

Money Happy Returns

When Endora accuses Darrin of being cheap, Darrin finds a bag full of $100,000 which he thinks Endroa zapped up. It is really stolen money that some crooks want back. Stars Elizabeth Montgomery and Dick Sargent.

18:00 SEINFELD Repeat WS PG

The Van Buren Boys Jerry's girlfriend, Ellen seems perfect but everyone else seems to have a problem with her. Stars Jerry Seinfeld and Christine Taylor.

18:30 TWO AND A HALF MEN Captioned Repeat WS PG

A Smoking Monkey

Alan tries to hire his ex-wife's lawyer to help him win custody over he and Kandi shared.

Starring: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Holland Taylor, Angus T. Jones

Cons.Advice: Sexual References

AUSTRALIA'S FUNNIEST HOME VIDEOS - 19:00 DAILY EDITION Captioned Repeat WS PG From bike track backbreakers to trampoline tragedies and the most hilarious hits and misses. Shelly Craft brings the summer laughs with the Funniest Home Videos from across Australia and around the globe.

19:30 THE HOUSE BUNNY 2008 Repeat PG

The House Bunny

When Playboy bunny Shelley Darlington gets evicted from the mansion, she's a woman without a country - until she meets the sisters of Zeta Alpha Zeta, a sorority on the brink of losing its campus chapter. The Zetas need Shelley's makeover expertise so they can attract a new pledge class - otherwise, their house goes to rivals Phi Iota Mu. But the Zetas have something Shelley needs, too: the confidence to be herself.

Starring: Anna Farris, Colin Hanks, Emma Stone, Hugh Hefner, Beverly D'Angelo

Cons.Advice: Sexual References, Mild Coarse Language 21:30 THE BACHELORETTE WS PG

Ashley makes pizza in suburban Atlanta, rides in a horse-drawn carriage outside Philadelphia, picnics in Sonoma, Cal., and roller skates on Long Island, N.Y., as she visits the hometowns of her final four bachelors. Returning to the Malibu mansion, she sends one of the guys back home and heads off to Fiji with the other three.

23:00 NIKITA WS AV

Pandora Percy makes his final attempt to take control of the CIA. Meanwhile, Alex goes rogue, and Nikita's life is in danger, but Michael can't save her because he's trapped in Division. Starring: Maggie Q, Lyndsy Fonseca, Aaron Stanford, Shane West, Tiffany Hines, Melinda Clarke, Xander Berkeley

Cons.Advice: Strong Violence

00:00 ECLIPSE MUSIC TV WS PG

Shura Taft and Zoe Balbi present the latest music videos, artist interviews and exciting competitions.

00:30 Repeat WS M

Most Romantic Tool Only four Tools remain and they square off to prove who is the most romantic and the most deserving to enter Tool Academy's final three. Meanwhile, amid rising tensions, the girlfriends move in.

Cons.Advice: Some Coarse Language, Sexual References

01:30 RENO 911 Repeat WS M

Revenge of Mike Powers

The deputies enjoy their new lives in the private sector, but a specter from their past continues to haunt them.

Starring: Thomas Lennon, Carlos Alazraqui, Christian Roberts, Ben Garant, Kerri Kenney

Cons.Advice: Sexual References, Some Coarse Language

02:00 HOME SHOPPING G

Home Shopping.

04:00 JUST SHOOT ME Repeat WS PG

First Date After he and Maya agree to explore a possible romance, Elliott ends up sleeping with her former assistant. Stars Laura San Giacomo, George Segal and Wendie Malick.

04:30 TMZ Repeat NA Follow the professional and personal lives of all your favourite celebrities' as the TMZ team tracks them down whether they are hitting the hot Hollywood clubs or the dry cleaners.

05:00 MARRIED WITH CHILDREN Repeat PG

God's Shoes When Al has a spiritual experience and sees "Gods shoes", he makes it his mission to recreate - and promote - his heavenly vision.

Starring: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Christina Applegate, David Faustino, Amanda Bearse, Ted McGinley

05:30 THE FLINTSTONES Repeat G

Feudin' And Fussin'

After Fred thoughtlessly insults Barney, he stubbornly refuses to apologize and starts a feud between the two. Wed Sep 28, 2011

06:00 TIMEBLAZERS Captioned Repeat G

Bikes Join Shakira and her friends Sam and Jenas as they help her to learn and understand why the world is the way it is by travelling back in time and learning where it all began.

06:30 HOLLY'S HEROES Captioned Repeat WS PG

Three Man Weave When the Rams and Outlaws are forced to break sides for the competetive social studies excursion, sparks fly. Stars Dominique Crawford and Greta Larkins.

07:00 PINKY AND THE BRAIN Repeat G

My Feldmans, My Friends Pinky and The Brain are forced to befriend their eccentric neighbour, Sultana, in order to retrieve an important package that he has accepted on their behalf.

07:30 ANIMANIACS Repeat G

In The Garden Of Mindy/No Place Like Homeless/Baghdad Cafe

08:00 BEN 10 Repeat WS PG

Ben 10 vs Negative 10 (Part 2) Ben, Max and Gwen put up an Alamo-like stand inside the bunker at Mount Rushmore and against great odds defeat the Forever King's band of baddies.

08:30 SMURFS G

A Fish Called Snappy / The Smurf Odyssey

Snappy gets turned into a fish when he upsets a water sprite.

09:00 THE FLINTSTONES Repeat G

Impractical Joker

After enduring one too many of Fred's practical jokes, Barney plots revenge.

09:30 I DREAM OF JEANNIE Repeat WS G

Happy Anniversary To celebrate their first anniversary, Jeannie makes Tony splashdown on the same desert island he originally found her on. Stars Barbara Eden and Larry Hagman.

10:00 THE DUKES OF HAZZARD Repeat G

Find Loretta Lynn Country music superstar Loretta Lynn is kidnapped in Hazzard County by a band of small-time musicians, and the Dukes are prime suspects.

Starring: James Best, Catherine Bach, Ben Jones

11:00 CHARLIE'S ANGELS Repeat WS PG

Hellride

Sabrina becomes a race driver while Kelly, Jill and Bosley assume unusual disguises to learn why a pretty woman driver lost control of her car and died in a flaming wreck. Stars Kate Jackson, Farrah Fawcett and Jaclyn Smith.

12:00 BEWITCHED Repeat G

Money Happy Returns

When Endora accuses Darrin of being cheap, Darrin finds a bag full of $100,000 which he thinks Endroa zapped up. It is really stolen money that some crooks want back. Stars Elizabeth Montgomery and Dick Sargent.

12:30 SPIN CITY Captioned Repeat WS PG

Rags To Riches Caitlin surprises Charlie on his birthday by inviting his father, Ray for a visit. What no one knows is that Ray is a con man who abandoned Charlie as a child.

Starring: Charlie Sheen, Heather Locklear, Barry Bostwick, Richard Kind, Alan Ruck 13:00 SEINFELD Repeat WS PG

The Susie Kramer decides that daylight saving can't come soon enough so decides to set his watch ahead an hour. Stars Jerry Seinfeld and Michael Richards.

13:30 ENTERTAINMENT TONIGHT Captioned Repeat WS NA

Nancy O'Dell and Mark Steins brings us the latest celebrity news events, exclusive interviews, behind-the-scenes first looks, and Hollywood's hottest stories from the worlds of film, television, music, fashion, literature and interactive media.

14:00 TMZ NA Follow the professional and personal lives of all your favourite celebrities' as the TMZ team tracks them down whether they are hitting the hot Hollywood clubs or the dry cleaners.

14:30 MARRIED WITH CHILDREN Repeat PG

Kelly Does Hollywood (Part 1) Armed with cable TV and a new remote control, Al is determined to stay on until he finds something good to watch on television - while Kelly's public access show becomes the hottest thing on cable.

Starring: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Christina Applegate, David Faustino, Amanda Bearse, Ted McGinley

15:00 JUST SHOOT ME Repeat WS PG

Love Is In The Air

As he prepares to take over a magazine in France, Jack takes Maya along on a top-secret trip to Paris. However, once hes aboard the plane, Jacks is shaken by the unexpected appearance of his ex-wife. Stars Laura San Giacomo, George Segal and Wendie Malick.

15:30 ANIMANIACS Repeat G

Critical Condition/The Three Muska-Warners

16:00 KIDS WB WEEKDAYS WS PG

Hosted by Lauren Phillips and Andrew Faulkner.

16:00 BEN 10 Repeat WS PG

And Then There Were Ten Ben and his alien hero personas must battle Dr. Animo, a crazed mad scientist bent on revenge and armed with the DNA altering transmorpher device.

Cons.Advice: Mild Violence

16:30 THE HILLS Repeat WS PG

Strike One

Justin doesn't show up at Brody's party and Audrina has a new target.

17:00 I DREAM OF JEANNIE Repeat WS G

Always On Sunday When Jeannie thinks that her master needs more time to rest, she makes everyday Sunday. Stars Barbara Eden and Larry Hagman.

17:30 BEWITCHED Repeat G

Out Of The Mouths Of Babes

Endora turns Darrin into a young boy. Stars Elizabeth Montgomery and Dick Sargent.

18:00 SEINFELD Repeat WS PG

The Susie Kramer decides that daylight saving can't come soon enough so decides to set his watch ahead an hour. Stars Jerry Seinfeld and Michael Richards.

18:30 TWO AND A HALF MEN Captioned Repeat WS PG

A Live Woman Of Proven Fertility

Alan is overjoyed by the prospect of Judith remarrying, as he would no longer have to pay alimony.

Starring: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Holland Taylor, Angus T. Jones

Cons.Advice: Sexual References AUSTRALIA'S FUNNIEST HOME VIDEOS - 19:00 DAILY EDITION Captioned Repeat WS PG From bike track backbreakers to trampoline tragedies and the most hilarious hits and misses. Shelly Craft brings the summer laughs with the Funniest Home Videos from across Australia and around the globe.

19:30 TOP GEAR Captioned Repeat WS PG

Jeremy, Richard and James decide to buy second-hand trucks, despite knowing almost nothing about the world of trucks, and then set about discovering how easy it is to be an HGV (heavy goods vehicle) driver which turns out to be a lot harder than they thought. Guest stars Michael Parkinson.

20:30 THE BIG BANG THEORY Captioned Repeat WS PG

The Maternal Congruence

A visit from Leonard's mother delights Sheldon and horrifies Leonard.

Starring: Christine Baransk, Johnny Galecki, Jim Parsons, Kaley Cuoco, Simon Helberg, Kunal Nayyar

Cons.Advice: Sexual References

21:00 THE BIG BANG THEORY Captioned Repeat WS PG

The Psychic Vortex While Sheldon and Koothrappali attend a university mixer, Leonard is upset to discover that Penny believes in psychics. Starring: Melissa Rauch, Danica McKellar, Johnny Galecki, Jim Parsons, Kaley Cuoco, Simon Helberg, Kunal Nayyar

Cons.Advice: Sexual References

21:30 BOOGIE NIGHTS 1997 Captioned Repeat WS MA

Boogie Nights

A nightclub busboy transforms himself into porn king Dirk Diggler and ultimately becomes intoxicated by success, drugs and lofty aspirations. But when the 80s arrive, Dirk and his colleagues in the have to cope with a new era, as well as the baggage they bring with them from the 70s.

Starring: Mark Wahlberg, Julianne Moore, Burt Reynolds, Heather Graham

Cons.Advice: Strong Sex Scenes, Frequent Coarse Language, Strong Violence, Drug Use, Strong Adult Themes

00:30 TOOL ACADEMY Repeat WS M

Family Values

Parents visit Tool Academy as our three remaining Tools are tested on their "Family Values" with surrogate babies. However, one Tool saves his squealing for elimination as he attempts to break back into the academy in protest.

Cons.Advice: Some Coarse Language, Sexual References

01:30 RENO 911 Repeat WS M

Cop School

Back on the beat, the Reno Sheriff's Department adds a new member to the force.

Starring: Thomas Lennon, Carlos Alazraqui, Christian Roberts, Ben Garant, Kerri Kenney

Cons.Advice: Sexual References, Some Coarse Language

02:00 HOME SHOPPING G

Home Shopping.

04:00 JUST SHOOT ME Repeat WS PG

Love Is In The Air

As he prepares to take over a magazine in France, Jack takes Maya along on a top-secret trip to Paris. However, once hes aboard the plane, Jacks is shaken by the unexpected appearance of his ex-wife. Stars Laura San Giacomo, George Segal and Wendie Malick.

04:30 TMZ Repeat NA Follow the professional and personal lives of all your favourite celebrities' as the TMZ team tracks them down whether they are hitting the hot Hollywood clubs or the dry cleaners.

05:00 MARRIED WITH CHILDREN Repeat PG

Kelly Does Hollywood (Part 1) Armed with cable TV and a new remote control, Al is determined to stay on the couch until he finds something good to watch on television - while Kelly's public access show becomes the hottest thing on cable.

Starring: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Christina Applegate, David Faustino, Amanda Bearse, Ted McGinley 05:30 THE FLINTSTONES Repeat G

Impractical Joker

After enduring one too many of Fred's practical jokes, Barney plots revenge. Thu Sep 29, 2011

06:00 TIMEBLAZERS Captioned Repeat G

Can You Dig It Join Shakira and her friends Sam and Jenas as they help her to learn and understand why the world is the way it is by travelling back in time and learning where it all began.

06:30 HOLLY'S HEROES Captioned Repeat WS PG

Crunch Time Tension builds as the Outlaws prepare for their showdown game against the Rams. Stars Dominique Crawford and Greta Larkins. Stars Dominique Crawford and Greta Larkins.

07:00 PINKY AND THE BRAIN Repeat G

All You Need Is Narf/Pinky's Plan In the 1960s, Pinky's idiosyncratic observations are mistaken for wisdom, and he is proclaimed a great guru--a fact that The Brain uses to his own advantage.

07:30 ANIMANIACS Repeat G

Critical Condition/The Three Muska-Warners

08:00 BEN 10 Repeat WS PG

And Then There Were Ten Ben and his alien hero personas must battle Dr. Animo, a crazed mad scientist bent on revenge and armed with the DNA altering transmorpher device.

Cons.Advice: Mild Violence

08:30 SMURFS G

Fortune Cookie / Imperial Panda-Monium

Jokey puts some fortunes of his own into some cookies.

09:00 THE FLINTSTONES Repeat G

Operation Barney

the guys call out sick so that they can go to a baseball game.

09:30 I DREAM OF JEANNIE Repeat WS G

Always On Sunday When Jeannie thinks that her master needs more time to rest, she makes everyday Sunday. Stars Barbara Eden and Larry Hagman.

10:00 THE DUKES OF HAZZARD Repeat PG

Jude Emery The Dukes help a Texas Ranger named Jude Emery capture a wanted criminal, and Daisy falls in love with the lawman.

Starring: James Best, Catherine Bach, Ben Jones

11:00 CHARLIE'S ANGELS Repeat WS PG

The Mexican Connection

Charlie assigns the Angels to find the saboteurs of a charter plane carrying a cache of heroin. They travel south of the border to Mexico, their mission known only to the lone-surviving pilot of the ill-fated flight. Stars Kate Jackson, Farrah Fawcett and Jaclyn Smith.

12:00 BEWITCHED Repeat G

Out Of The Mouths Of Babes

Endora turns Darrin into a young boy. Stars Elizabeth Montgomery and Dick Sargent.

12:30 SPIN CITY Captioned Repeat WS PG

Sex, Lies & Video Date Mayor Winston becomes trapped in his car and Paul becomes a contestant on the popular dating show, Blind Date.

Starring: Charlie Sheen, Heather Locklear, Barry Bostwick, Richard Kind, Alan Ruck 13:00 SEINFELD Repeat WS PG

The Pothole Elaine wants Chinese food delivered but lives just outside the delivery area so pretends to live in a janitor's closet inside the delivery zone. Stars Jerry Seinfeld and Julia Louise-Dreyfus.

13:30 ENTERTAINMENT TONIGHT Captioned Repeat WS NA

Nancy O'Dell and Mark Steins brings us the latest celebrity news events, exclusive interviews, behind-the-scenes first looks, and Hollywood's hottest stories from the worlds of film, television, music, fashion, literature and interactive media.

14:00 TMZ NA Follow the professional and personal lives of all your favourite celebrities' as the TMZ team tracks them down whether they are hitting the hot Hollywood clubs or the dry cleaners.

14:30 MARRIED WITH CHILDREN Repeat PG

Kelly Does Hollywood (Part 2) The Bundy's dreams of fame and fortune remain just that after Kelly's popular local cable talk show is revamped for primetime by Hollywood network executive Jeff Littlehead.

Starring: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Christina Applegate, David Faustino, Amanda Bearse, Ted McGinley

15:00 JUST SHOOT ME Repeat WS PG

Jack Gets Tough A chance encounter with actor Robert Conrad leads Maya to unwittingly expose some lies in her dads new autobiography. Stars Laura San Giacomo, George Segal and Wendie Malick.

15:30 ANIMANIACS Repeat G

Dough Dough Boys/Boot Camping/General Boo-Regard

16:00 KIDS WB WEEKDAYS WS PG

Hosted by Lauren Phillips and Andrew Faulkner.

16:00 BEN 10 Repeat WS PG

Washington B.C.

Average kid, ten year old Ben Tennyson, his Grandpa Max and his Cousin Gwen's summer of adventure takes an odd turn when Ben discovers a watch-like object that has been jettisoned from alien spacecraft high above the earth.

Cons.Advice: Mild Violence

16:30 THE HILLS Repeat WS PG

Old Habits Die Hard

Justin tries to make up with Kristin. Heidi thinks something is wrong with Holly.

17:00 I DREAM OF JEANNIE Repeat WS G

My Master The Rich Tycoon When Jeannie lets in a man who scoffs at her master's taste, she makes several valuable works of art appear. However, the man is from the IRS. Stars Barbara Eden and Larry Hagman.

17:30 BEWITCHED Repeat G

Samantha's Psychic Slip After Darrin catches Sam using witchcraft to clean the house, she develops a case of the hiccups that make bicycles magically appear. Stars Elizabeth Montgomery and Dick Sargent.

18:00 SEINFELD Repeat WS PG

The Pothole Elaine wants Chinese food delivered but lives just outside the delivery area so pretends to live in a janitor's closet inside the delivery zone. Stars Jerry Seinfeld and Julia Louise-Dreyfus.

18:30 TWO AND A HALF MEN Captioned Repeat WS PG

Release The Dogs Alan suffers from insomnia. He visits his psychiatrist, who reveals that the cause of Alan's sleepless nights is his jealously towards Charlie, and his inability to glide through life.

Starring: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Holland Taylor, Angus T. Jones

Cons.Advice: Sexual References AUSTRALIA'S FUNNIEST HOME VIDEOS - 19:00 DAILY EDITION Captioned Repeat WS PG From bike track backbreakers to trampoline tragedies and the most hilarious hits and misses. Shelly Craft brings the summer laughs with the Funniest Home Videos from across Australia and around the globe.

19:30 ARE YOU FITTER THAN A PENSIONER WS PG

On Top Of The World Florida

Couch potato 24-year-old Stuart Harding; binge drinker 24-year-old Ceri Mahoney; exercise hater, 21 year old Jerome Thomas - and party girl 19-year-old Lanette Rawcliffe are about to have their worlds turned upside down. For the next week they will be staying with 60-year-old Dotty and her 63-year-old boyfriend Don Durges and 71-year-old Bobby and 72-year-old Jack Roeder.

Cons.Advice: Mild Coarse Language

20:30 PRIMEVAL WS M

Concrete Menagerie

The team pitted against a predator from the future, along with other species.

21:30 THE UGLY TRUTH 2009 Captioned Repeat WS MA

The Ugly Truth

A romantically challenged morning show producer is reluctantly embroiled in a series of outrageous tests by her chauvinistic correspondent to prove his theories on relationships and help her find love. His clever ploys, however, lead to an unexpected result.

Starring: Katherine Heigl, Gerard Butler, Bree Turner, Eric Winter, Cheryl Hines

Cons.Advice: Sexual References, Frequent Coarse Language, A Sex Scene

23:30 THE ULTIMATE FIGHTER WS TB

Fresh from the US, GO! is proud to present the The Ultimate Fighter the reality show where 14 mixed martial artists live and train together whilst competing for a pro contract with the Ultimate Fighting Championship organisation.

00:30 TOOL ACADEMY Repeat WS M

Two Tools Left

Graduation day at the Tool Academy is coming and there are just two Tools left in the competition. Final exams test the guys' progress at the Academy and their commitment to making a lasting change. One transformed Tool will walk away a changed man and $100,000.00 richer.

Cons.Advice: Some Coarse Language, Sexual References

01:30 RENO 911 Repeat WS M

SARS Outbreak While some deputies are quarantined because they may have SARS, the others hang out with the host of a popular Reno children's show.

Starring: Thomas Lennon, Carlos Alazraqui, Christian Roberts, Ben Garant, Kerri Kenney

Cons.Advice: Sexual References, Some Coarse Language

02:00 HOME SHOPPING G

Home Shopping.

04:00 JUST SHOOT ME Repeat WS PG

Jack Gets Tough A chance encounter with actor Robert Conrad leads Maya to unwittingly expose some lies in her dads new autobiography. Stars Laura San Giacomo, George Segal and Wendie Malick.

04:30 TMZ Repeat NA Follow the professional and personal lives of all your favourite celebrities' as the TMZ team tracks them down whether they are hitting the hot Hollywood clubs or the dry cleaners.

05:00 MARRIED WITH CHILDREN Repeat PG

Kelly Does Hollywood (Part 2) The Bundy's dreams of fame and fortune remain just that after Kelly's popular local cable talk show is revamped for primetime by Hollywood network executive Jeff Littlehead.

Starring: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Christina Applegate, David Faustino, Amanda Bearse, Ted McGinley

05:30 THE FLINTSTONES Repeat G

Operation Barney

the guys call out sick so that they can go to a baseball game. Fri Sep 30, 2011

06:00 TIMEBLAZERS Captioned Repeat G

Flight Join Shakira and her friends Sam and Jenas as they help her to learn and understand why the world is the way it is by travelling back in time and learning where it all began.

06:30 HOLLY'S HEROES Captioned Repeat WS PG

Jungle Ball

All bets are off when Johnno organises a Jungle Ball match that sees Nick and Joel go head to head.

07:00 PINKY AND THE BRAIN Repeat G

This Old Mouse When The Brain gets a glimpse into the future and sees that he will continue to fail, he realizes, after some soul searching, that he must change his destiny.

07:30 ANIMANIACS Repeat G

Dough Dough Boys/Boot Camping/General Boo-Regard

08:00 BEN 10 Repeat WS PG

Washington B.C.

Average kid, ten year old Ben Tennyson, his Grandpa Max and his Cousin Gwen's summer of adventure takes an odd turn when Ben discovers a watch-like object that has been jettisoned from alien spacecraft high above the earth.

Cons.Advice: Mild Violence

08:30 SMURFS G

Imperial Panda-Monium / Smurfette's Green Thumb The Smurfs must rescue a child emperor from the clutches of Gargamel's ancient Chinese self when he plans on taking over the throne.

09:00 THE FLINTSTONES Repeat G

The Happy Household After quarreling over the household budget with Fred, Wilma applies for a job at the Bedrock Radio-Television Corp.

09:30 I DREAM OF JEANNIE Repeat WS G

My Master The Rich Tycoon When Jeannie lets in a man who scoffs at her master's taste, she makes several valuable works of art appear. However, the man is from the IRS. Stars Barbara Eden and Larry Hagman.

10:00 THE DUKES OF HAZZARD Repeat PG

The Return Of The Ridge Raiders Boss Hogg is misappropriating government funds meant for a Senior Citizen Center, and the ancient members of the Ridge Raiders have some dynamite ideas about what to do about it.

Starring: James Best, Catherine Bach, Ben Jones

11:00 WIPEOUT USA Repeat WS PG

The Wrecking Family 24 thrill seekers must endure the worlds largest obstacle course consisting of the Big Balls, mud baths, the Sweeper and countless wipeouts. Only 1 can emerge victorious and take home the $50,000 grand prize.

12:00 BEWITCHED Repeat G

Samantha's Psychic Slip After Darrin catches Sam using witchcraft to clean the house, she develops a case of the hiccups that make bicycles magically appear. Stars Elizabeth Montgomery and Dick Sargent.

12:30 SPIN CITY Captioned Repeat WS PG

Eyes Wide Open When Carter is unexpectedly called to a late-night meeting, Charlie is left in charge of entertaining Spencer, a 16-year-old boy whom Carter sponsors through the "Big Brother" program.

Starring: Francis Daley, Charlie Sheen, Heather Locklear, Barry Bostwick, Richard Kind, Alan Ruck 13:00 SEINFELD Repeat WS PG

The English Patient A woman mistakes George for her boyfriend Neil which intrigues George into meeting Neil. Stars Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Jason Alexander and Michael Richards.

13:30 ENTERTAINMENT TONIGHT Captioned Repeat WS NA

Nancy O'Dell and Mark Steins brings us the latest celebrity news events, exclusive interviews, behind-the-scenes first looks, and Hollywood's hottest stories from the worlds of film, television, music, fashion, literature and interactive media.

14:00 TMZ NA Follow the professional and personal lives of all your favourite celebrities' as the TMZ team tracks them down whether they are hitting the hot Hollywood clubs or the dry cleaners.

14:30 MARRIED WITH CHILDREN Repeat PG

Al Bundy Shoe Dick In a style reminiscent of the old Hollywood thriller, Al dreams he's a private eye who finds himself in the middle of a murder when he's hired by a femme fatale to protect her inheritance from her thieving family.

Starring: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Christina Applegate, David Faustino, Amanda Bearse, Ted McGinley

15:00 JUST SHOOT ME Repeat WS PG

Prescription For Love Following their aborted attempts at romance, Maya learns that Elliott is now dating one of the magazines models. Stars Laura San Giacomo, George Segal and Wendie Malick.

15:30 ANIMANIACS Repeat G

Spellbound

16:00 KIDS WB WEEKDAYS WS PG

Hosted by Lauren Phillips and Andrew Faulkner.

16:00 BEN 10 Repeat WS PG

The Krakken While stopped at a lakefront campsite, Ben has a chance encounter with a Loch Ness-type sea monster called a Krakken.

Cons.Advice: Mild Violence

16:30 THE HILLS Repeat WS PG

Sorry Boo, Strike Two

Brody's relationship is at risk. Justin plays games and so does Kristen. Holly faces an intervention.

17:00 I DREAM OF JEANNIE Repeat WS G

My Master, The Rainmaker Through Jeannie's misguided attempts to help, Doctor Bellows thinks that Tony can make it rain at will. Stars Barbara Eden and Larry Hagman.

17:30 BEWITCHED Repeat G

Samantha's Magic Mirror Samantha fixes all the mirrors in the house so that the depressed Esmerelda will look prettier just before her old boyfriend shows up. Stars Elizabeth Montgomery and Dick Sargent.

18:00 SCOOBY DOO ON ZOMBIE ISLAND 1998 Repeat G

Scooby Doo On Zombie Island

Tired of never finding real monsters, Scooby-Doo and his pals have gone their separate ways. Velma now owns a mystery bookshop; Scooby and Shaggy are customs inspectors at ; and Fred is producing Daphne's television show. But when the show does a segment on real monsters, the gang fires up the Mystery Machine and heads to Moonscar Island, where mysteries -- and more than a few zombies -- await!

Starring: Frank Welker, Scott Innes

19:30 GHOSTS OF GIRLFRIENDS PAST 2009 Captioned Repeat WS PG

Ghosts Of Girlfriends Past When he attends his younger brother's wedding, playboy Connor is troubled to discover that the ghosts of his many girlfriends have come to give him a piece of their mind and teach him a thing or two about true love.

Starring: Matthew McConaughey, Jennifer Garner

Cons.Advice: Sexual References, Mild Coarse Language 21:40 SUPERBAD 2007 Captioned Repeat WS MA

Superbad

Theirs is a ridiculously dependent friendship but now theyve gotten into different colleges and are forced to contemplate life apart. Evan is sweet, smart and generally terrified. Seth is foul-mouthed, volatile and all-consumed with the topic of human sexuality.

Starring: Jonah Hill, Michael Cera, Christopher Mintz-plasse

Cons.Advice: Adult Themes, Sexual References, Frequent Coarse Language, Some Violence, Drug Use

00:10 SOUTH PARK Repeat M

A Ladder To Heaven The boys have 7 days to get a winning ticket stub they left with Kenny for a shopping spree, which is difficult because Kenny is dead. Even worse, the McCormicks cremated him.

Cons.Advice: Adult Themes, Some Coarse Language

00:40 CAMELOT Captioned Repeat WS AV

The Battle of Bardon Pass The king discovers there is to be a large-scale attack at Bardon Pass, and he and his men head out to defend it. Elsewhere, Merlin is victimized by shape-shifting seductress Morgan.

Starring: Jamie Campbell Bower, Tamsin Egerton, Joseph Fiennes, Claire Forlani, Eva Green, Peter Mooney

Cons.Advice: Strong Violence, A Sex Scene, Some Coarse Language

02:40 RENO 911 Repeat WS M

Released from Prison

The third season opener reveals how the squad is dealing with the harsh prison conditions. Dangle has taken up German, while Clementine cries. Trudy has been having awful nightmares and Junior has been dealing in illegal contraband from his cell.

Starring: Thomas Lennon, Carlos Alazraqui, Christian Roberts, Ben Garant, Kerri Kenney

Cons.Advice: Sexual References, Some Coarse Language

03:10 RENO 911 Repeat WS M

Revenge of Mike Powers

The deputies enjoy their new lives in the private sector, but a specter from their past continues to haunt them.

Starring: Thomas Lennon, Carlos Alazraqui, Christian Roberts, Ben Garant, Kerri Kenney

Cons.Advice: Sexual References, Some Coarse Language

03:40 RENO 911 Repeat WS M

Cop School

Back on the beat, the Reno Sheriff's Department adds a new member to the force.

Starring: Thomas Lennon, Carlos Alazraqui, Christian Roberts, Ben Garant, Kerri Kenney

Cons.Advice: Sexual References, Some Coarse Language

04:10 RENO 911 Repeat WS M

SARS Outbreak While some deputies are quarantined because they may have SARS, the others hang out with the host of a popular Reno children's show.

Starring: Thomas Lennon, Carlos Alazraqui, Christian Roberts, Ben Garant, Kerri Kenney

Cons.Advice: Sexual References, Some Coarse Language

04:35 GREEN ACRES Repeat G

The Rutabaga Story

Its planting season in Hooterville, but Oliver doesn't know what to grow. After testing the soil, he discovers Hooterville is perfect for growing rutabagas. The locals are overcome with rutabega fever, going so far as to plan a "Rutabaga Bowl".

Starring: Eddie Albert, Eva Gabor, Pat Buttram, Tom Lester

05:00 THE HILLS Repeat WS PG

Old Habits Die Hard

Justin tries to make up with Kristin. Heidi thinks something is wrong with Holly. 05:30 TAMAGOTCHI Repeat G

Watch Out! Anpan Detective Is Here! - Stop it Right There! Thief Papillon!

Follows the lives of Mametchi and his friends as they progress through each day in TamaTown. Sat Oct 1, 2011

06:00 THUNDERBIRDS Repeat WS G

Edge Of Impact Follow the adventures of the International Rescue, an organisation created to help those in grave danger in this marionette puppetry classic.

07:00 KIDS WB SATURDAY G

Hosted by Lauren Phillips and Andrew Faulkner.

07:05 THE FLINTSTONES Repeat G

The Happy Household After quarreling over the household budget with Fred, Wilma applies for a job at the Bedrock Radio-Television Corp.

07:30 SMURFS Repeat G

Imperial Panda-Monium / Smurfette's Green Thumb The Smurfs must rescue a child emperor from the clutches of Gargamel's ancient Chinese self when he plans on taking over the throne.

08:00 LOONEY TUNES CLASSICS G Adventures of iconic Looney Tunes characters Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck, Tweety, Silvester, Granny, the Tasmanian Devil, Speedy Gonzales, Marvin the Martian Wile E. Coyote and the Road Runner.

08:30 CAMP LAZLO Repeat WS G

Snow Beans/ Irreconcilable Dungferences The Beans Scouts and the Squirrel Scouts go skiing, and Lazlo and Lumpus discover that the mountain isn't big enough for the both of them.

09:00 SYM-BIONIC TITAN Repeat PG

Escape to Sherman High

After planet Galaluna is taken over by the evil General Modula, Princess Ilana, a brave soldier named Lance, and Octus the android, flee to Earth with the help of Ilana's father the King. While on Earth Lance and Octus are tasked with protecting Ilana as they try to blend in with human society.

Cons.Advice: Some Violence

09:30 BATMAN: THE BRAVE AND THE BOLD Repeat WS PG

Mayhem Of The Music Meister! Batman and Black Canary are pitted against Music Meister, who is able to exert powerful mind control though song.

Cons.Advice: Mild Violence

10:00 GENERATOR REX WS PG

Cons.Advice: Some Violence

10:30 BEN 10: ALIEN FORCE Repeat WS PG

The Gauntlet

When Ben stands up to Cash and JT, they soon discover a robotic gauntlet from Kevin's vehicle.

Cons.Advice: Mild Violence

11:00 I DREAM OF JEANNIE Repeat WS G

My Master The Rich Tycoon When Jeannie lets in a man who scoffs at her master's taste, she makes several valuable works of art appear. However, the man is from the IRS. Stars Barbara Eden and Larry Hagman.

11:30 I DREAM OF JEANNIE Repeat WS G

My Master, The Rainmaker Through Jeannie's misguided attempts to help, Doctor Bellows thinks that Tony can make it rain at will. Stars Barbara Eden and Larry Hagman.

12:00 BEWITCHED Repeat G

Samantha's Psychic Slip After Darrin catches Sam using witchcraft to clean the house, she develops a case of the hiccups that make bicycles magically appear. Stars Elizabeth Montgomery and Dick Sargent. 12:30 BEWITCHED Repeat G

Samantha's Magic Mirror Samantha fixes all the mirrors in the house so that the depressed Esmerelda will look prettier just before her old boyfriend shows up. Stars Elizabeth Montgomery and Dick Sargent.

13:00 MARRIED WITH CHILDREN Repeat PG

Kelly Does Hollywood (Part 2) The Bundy's dreams of fame and fortune remain just that after Kelly's popular local cable talk show is revamped for primetime by Hollywood network executive Jeff Littlehead.

Starring: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Christina Applegate, David Faustino, Amanda Bearse, Ted McGinley

13:30 MARRIED WITH CHILDREN Repeat PG

Al Bundy Shoe Dick In a style reminiscent of the old Hollywood thriller, Al dreams he's a private eye who finds himself in the middle of a murder when he's hired by a femme fatale to protect her inheritance from her thieving family.

Starring: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Christina Applegate, David Faustino, Amanda Bearse, Ted McGinley

14:00 HERE'S LUCY Repeat G

Lucy & Jack Benny's Biography Harry sends Lucy over to Jack Benny's house where she takes notes for his autobiography about significant events in his life.

Starring: Lucille Ball, Gale Gordon, Lucie Arnaz, Vanda Barra, Desi Arnaz Jr., Sid Gould

14:30 HERE'S LUCY Repeat G

Lucy & Rudy Valee

Lucy tries to modernize Rudy Vallee's musical style with the help of Kim and her rocker friends.

Starring: Lucille Ball, Gale Gordon, Lucie Arnaz, Vanda Barra, Desi Arnaz Jr., Sid Gould

15:00 GREEN ACRES Repeat G

The Rutabaga Story

Its planting season in Hooterville, but Oliver doesn't know what to grow. After testing the soil, he discovers Hooterville is perfect for growing rutabagas. The locals are overcome with rutabega fever, going so far as to plan a "Rutabaga Bowl".

Starring: Eddie Albert, Eva Gabor, Pat Buttram, Tom Lester

15:30 SPIN CITY Captioned Repeat WS PG

Sex, Lies & Video Date Mayor Winston becomes trapped in his car and Paul becomes a contestant on the popular dating show, Blind Date.

Starring: Charlie Sheen, Heather Locklear, Barry Bostwick, Richard Kind, Alan Ruck

16:00 SPIN CITY Captioned Repeat WS PG

Eyes Wide Open When Carter is unexpectedly called to a late-night meeting, Charlie is left in charge of entertaining Spencer, a 16-year-old boy whom Carter sponsors through the "Big Brother" program.

Starring: Francis Daley, Charlie Sheen, Heather Locklear, Barry Bostwick, Richard Kind, Alan Ruck

16:30 THE DUKES OF HAZZARD Repeat PG

The Return Of The Ridge Raiders Boss Hogg is misappropriating government funds meant for a Senior Citizen Center, and the ancient members of the Ridge Raiders have some dynamite ideas about what to do about it.

Starring: James Best, Catherine Bach, Ben Jones

17:30 WIPEOUT USA Repeat WS PG

The Wrecking Family 24 thrill seekers must endure the worlds largest obstacle course consisting of the Big Balls, mud baths, the Sweeper and countless wipeouts. Only 1 can emerge victorious and take home the $50,000 grand prize. ADVENTURES OF ROCKY AND 18:30 BULLWINKLE 2000 PG

Adventures of Rocky and Bullwinkle Rocky and Bullwinkle must come to the real world to stop Feraless Leader and his sidekicks from taking over the world.

Starring: Rene Russo, Jason Alexander, Robert De Niro, John Goodman

Cons.Advice: Mild Violence 20:30 THE NANNY DIARIES 2007 Captioned Repeat WS M

The Nanny Diaries

After graduating from College, New Jersey girl Annie can't make up her mind about what to do with her life. However, when she saves a boy from being run over in the park, she is employed as a nanny for a rich New York family. Concealed in their home, she struggles to juggle the family's dysfunction and a new hidden romance.

Starring: Scarlett Johansson, Donna Murphy, Alicia Keys, Laura Linney

Cons.Advice: Some Coarse Language

22:40 KING RALPH 1991 PG

King Ralph Through a fluke in royal lineage, a Las Vegas entertainer becomes King of England after the entire royal family is accidentally electrocuted.

Starring: John Goodman, Peter O'Toole, John Hurt, Joely Richardson

Cons.Advice: Mild Coarse Language

00:40 SOUTH PARK Repeat MA

The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers

Randy and Sharon realize too late that the box they have sent with the boys contains a porno rather than a copy of "The Lord Of The Rings." As the parents race to stop them in time, the boys realize they have has a strange power over people.

Cons.Advice: Adult Themes, Some Coarse Language, Sexual References

01:05 SOUTH PARK Repeat M

The Death Camp of Tolerance

When Mr. Garrison learns about discrimination lawsuits, he hires a new teaching assistant named Mr. Slave and tries everything to get fired for being gay. When the students complain, they are sent to sensitivity training.

Cons.Advice: Adult Themes, Some Coarse Language

01:30 THE VAMPIRE DIARIES Repeat WS AV

The House Guest

Katherine plays mind games with everyone, but Damon, Stefan and Elena realize they need her to survive. Meanwhile, Alaric makes a surprising confession to Jenna, and Jonas becomes involved in a violent confrontation.

Starring: Nina Dobrev, Paul Wesley, Ian Somerhalder, Steven R. McQueen

Cons.Advice: Strong Violence, Supernatural Themes

02:20 THE VAMPIRE DIARIES Repeat WS M

Know Thy Enemy

Isobel arrives unexpectedly and kidnaps Alaric and Elena. Meanwhile, Bonnie tries to increase her powers by harnessing the energy of former witches who were sacrificed, and Katherine steals the moonstone that is the key to the vampire-werewolf curse.

Starring: Nina Dobrev, Paul Wesley, Ian Somerhalder, Steven R. McQueen

Cons.Advice: Strong Violence, Supernatural Themes

03:10 THE VAMPIRE DIARIES Repeat WS M

The Last Dance

Elena and Stefan attend a 1960s Decade Dance at school, but Klaus arrives after having taken possession of Alaric's body. His plan is to capture Elena and sacrifice her to end the vampire curse, but Bonnie tries to stop him with her newfound powers.

Starring: Nina Dobrev, Paul Wesley, Ian Somerhalder, Steven R. McQueen

Cons.Advice: Strong Violence, Supernatural Themes

04:00 DAYLIGHT SAVING BEGINS NA

*Move Clocks Forward One Hour*

05:00 THE HILLS Repeat WS PG

Sorry Boo, Strike Two

Brody's relationship is at risk. Justin plays games and so does Kristen. Holly faces an intervention. 05:30 TAMAGOTCHI Repeat G

A Puzzling Love Message In a Bottle - Fly Away, Christmas Cards!

Follows the lives of Mametchi and his friends as they progress through each day in TamaTown.