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Face/Off Tickets T-Shirts to win London Students Out on the Street Students from Imperial College signify the extra £1000 per year placed un upper limit on baloon were involved in a demonstration that would be imposed upon stu- release of one thousand. The last weekend, following the dents by the introduction of tuition march then proceeded slowly Government's proposal that fees. However, the authorities had through central London to Trafalgar future students will have to Square, drawing attention from contribute towards the cost of both tourists and locals alike. their university education. The demonstration was also The rally, on Saturday attended by a delegation from 1 November, was organised by the Socialist Worker, who adver- the University of London Union tised a similar protest next (ULU) and the National Union month, and various flyers were of Students (NUS). Despite the handed out advertising marches apparent lack of publicity, all over the country. Many fac- around thirty students from IC tions of the NUS were evident, met in Beit Quad and subse- H with some flyers calling for "fresh quently attended the event, II leadership in the NUS". President including IC Union President of the NUS, Douglas Trainer has Eric Allsop, who caught up with ||| been accused of "jumping ito the body of the march at a rally bed" with Labour politicians in Hyde Park. rather than taking action against The assembly was enter- fees. He was not in attendance. tained by a budding comedian Despite hopes of ten thou- from Royal Holloway and sand people attending, it is esti- Bedford College, before the mated that only about four thou- release of nine hundred and The ghost of free education looms over sand people were present on the ninety-nine black balloons. It the ICU Presidential candidates at the day. was intended that these should rally last weekend. Photo: Lili Tcheang All Campbell
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VPS UNDER THE SPOTLIGHT The new heads of Imperial College School of Medicine face questioning from students. page two
FUNDING BLOW TO The UNIVERSITIES The Government's new tuition Students' fees scheme is causing large Newspaper drops in applications, meaning less cash for universities. at Imperial page two College HUSTINGS PASS - BUT DO YOU CARE! Hustings for sabbatical candi- Issue dates took place this week, but turnout continues to fall. 1 097 page five
7 HALLOWEEN PHOTO November Be afraid. page three 1997 The rally on it's way to Trafalgar Square NEWS 7 November 1997 VPs in the Spotlight
Students of ICSM had their first apply for positions at Mary's for the school was also discussed. ond year clinicals from St Mary's chance to put forward their views next few years. Students were informed that the that they would not be given a to the new ruling elite of the med- It was established during the college did not object to the med- room in hall when they become ical school hierarchy during the question time that most people ical school having their own logo so finalists next year, especially when Vice-Principals Question Time last thought it fair to have separate long as it was not in the form of a they return from their electives. Monday. The session took place at graduation ceremonies for the shield, as this would turn it into a Many of the penultimate-year stu- St Mary's Hospital and was chaired MBBS and BSc graduates. One sug- coat of arms - heraldic regulations dents present believed that they by Professor Michael Whitehouse, gestion was to graduate qualified only permit Imperial College to had been guaranteed final year Vice-Principal for Under- accommodation when graduate Studies. Also in they enrolled. However, attendance were Dr Malcom Professor Shaw claimed Green, Vice-Principal for that they had only been Postgraduate Studies, promised 'priority'. No Professor Rory Shaw, Director one present was able to of Medical Education Unit, clarify whether postgrad- and the Deputy Secretary of uates from other disci- ICSM. Notable for his absence plines would be given pri- was Dean Professor John ority over final year Caldwell, who was away in medics in Wilson House. Japan. Overall, no firm com- One of the principal con- mitments were made by cerns of the medical students the Vice-Principals. This present was the availability of was in considerable con- house jobs for inalists under trast to last year's session the matching scheme. where many promises Compared to St Mary's, the From left to right: Dr Malcom Green (VP for Postgraduate Studies), Prof Rory Shaw' were made, and are not former Charing Cross and (Director of Medical Education Unit), Prof Michael Whitehouse (VP for likely to be kept. Westminster Medical School Undergraduate Studies), Katie Armstrong (President of ICSMU) and the Deputy A suggestion to hold provides fewer pre-registration Secretary of ICSM. Photo: Xavier question times every term house jobs. This has led clinical met with strong support, students from St Mary's to worry doctors of medicine with post- hold one coat of arms. and the next session is expected to that competition for such posts graduates from the South Shortage of accommodation in take place over at the Charing would intensify in the foreseeable Kensington campus (MSc and South Kensington this year resulted Cross campus before Christmas. future. In response to this, Dr PhD), who currently have their own in some of the non-medical fresh- Kent Yip Green assured them only Mary's ceremony in the spring. ers being housed in Paddington. graduates would be eligible to The badge of the new medical This has led to worries among sec- Don't just r
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Last week we published a graph College Annual Financial showing the annual surplus/loss of Statements, it has been pointed the trading account of the out that they do not give a fair rep- Conference Centre. The figure for resentation of the performance of the year 1996-97 was incorrect. the Conference Office as they are This was due to us confusing the interlinked with the catering and budget (-£59,000) with the actual residence accounts. For more figure (£38,000 surplus). Apologies information, please see the letter for this error. from Mike Hansen, Director of Telephone 0171 823 8968 Although these figures were Finance on page seven taken directly from the Imperial ACCESS VISA MASTERCARD CASH CHEQUES 7 November 1997 NEWS Briefly... Applications fall
Imperial seems to have been "quite normal", adding that the year after a year out came to uni- MECH ENG sheltered so far from a drop in applications last year were up by versity without taking a gap year in applications that has left UCAS 3.9%. He also commented that order to miss the fees. However, SPRINGS A LEAK recipts down by 16%. The fall is there seemed to be a systems fail- confusion still surrounds their intro- being blamed on the government's ure at UCAS over the last week, duction, with some suggesting that Last Friday water could be seen introduction of £ I OOO-per-year that had left applications numbers the fees will apply to all in universi- pouring down on to the main tuition fees for students starting seem "very low". ty, regardless of the degree start walkway as a pipe in the mechan- their courses next autumn. The majority of early applica- date. ical engineering building burst. There were 5570 applications tions have been for Oxford and Imperial College is officially not Between noon and one pm a to undergraduate courses at IC Cambridge candidates, and it is in favour of fees, but any fee intro- considerable amount of water after three weeks of the UCAS sys- reported that the applications for duction would be across the board. cascaded from the building caus- tem being open. This is down 5.6% Oxbridge (which have now closed) Mr Atkins added that Imperial ing some concern. Security was from the same period last year, are down by 9%. is more interested in the standard alerted and after investigation the when there were 5899. The 'home' There are various theories over of applications than the number, culprit was found to be a burst student applications, which come why the applications numbers are and that "the academic quality of steam pipe on the fifth floor. It from the group affected by the fee down. One is that potential stu- the students applying to the col- was found that the pipe cracked introduction, were down 7.9% from dents are being put off by fees, and lege is as high as ever." due to the strain put on it when last year. so are choosing not to go to uni- Matthew Bennett the central heating system was David Atkins, Senior Assistant versity for fear of running up huge switched on. An electrician was Registrar (Admissions) said that he debts. Another is that many stu- called in to examine the area to thought this sort of fluctuation was dents who would have applied this prevent a potentially hazard situ- ation evolving. Very little damage was caused by the leakage as the Dohii water only seemed to mainly run through the outer shell of the ICU Council is not on the 4 November at all - It's on the 18 November at 6pm in the RehOldsii: building. Building, Charing Cross Campus, Fulham Road. The advent of winter has caused similar incidents such as Some. n - PG Group Chair, two I st year ordinary members and two ordi- these around the college. nary members to the Retail and Service's Committee. Tony Of on Evei jKUtff IfHOTrome to attend and get involved - have your say on how your union is run. budding
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Attendance was poor for the sab- flowed freely and all involved were continued funding for all clubs, but Mr Baker disagreed, and was batical hustings on the South forced to sink pints as fast as pos- the two presidential candidates scathing in his opinion of the Kensington site on Monday, with sible. Whether the ability to drink less optimistic. Mr Joynt also Dearing Report, adding 'You could only around forty students pre- quickly has any bearing on a candi- showed some ignorance of current have come up with it over a couple sent to quiz the candidates. The dates suitability to perform the job funding sources, and had not heard of bottles of red wine at a middle candidates stuck closely to their has yet to be assertained. of the Astroturf Fund1. class dinner party." manifestos when making their The medical clubs and societies A great deal excitement was As the effects of the alcohol set speeches, and none managed to were once again the hot subject, generated by the issue of the in, candidates had to shout over squeeze them into the strict time with Charlie Joynt (candidate for mountain hut formerly owned by the noise and personal questions limit. Questioning was dominated Deputy President (C&S)) pledging the St. Mary's Mountaineering Club. were not thin on the ground. by the medical stu- ^w Andrew Heeps dents present, the was asked on-going mergers whether he could being the main sub- be trusted seeing ject. Doubts were that "he bears raised over the fund- more that a pass- ing available for the ing resemblance to medical school clubs [Dean] John as they move under Caldwell", and the ICU umbrella. Mark Baker was Other concerns asked if he included accommo- thought that "body dation pressures and odour was an social space in the essential part of college. the job." The can- Greater entertain- didates them- ment was provided by selves were not the session at Gladys' immune from at the St Mary's cam- bloopers; Mr pus. Although there Left to Right: Andy Heeps (candidate for ICU President), Charlie Joynt (candidate for Deputy Bakers answered a was none of the usual President (C&S)), Mark Baker (candidate for ICU President). Insets show the respective pro- accusation of flan and baked-bean posers suffering the traditional fate of the Mary's hustings. Photos: Lili, Xavier and Jeremybein g a 'yes-man' throwing antics, lager by saying "I'm not sure who the yes- Mark Baker believed in continued man here is. Yes.", and Mr Heeps HAIR NEWS HAIR NEWS HAIR NEWS priority for medical students, but generated hilarity by mixing his Andrew Heeps thought it should be metaphors; "It's like the donkey and fully shared with all clubs. the carrot", he said. Both presidential candidates Voting takes place on Monday HAIRCUT objected to tuition fees, though Mr and Tuesday in all departments and Heeps was less concerned about a campuses. You need a union card graduate tax, saying "As a gradu- to vote (get one from the Union ate... you should have to pay for Office) and if you don't bother, we'll £8.00 what you have had", adding "I'm not come around and piss in your convinced that rallies do any good." shoes. Jeremy Thomson UNISEX UNISEX UNISEX UNISEX UNISEX INCLUDES:
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OKAY SO WE yourself in future! improve the standards for the sake Susannah Parry of the sanity of all students within FORGOT TO College.... otherwise we'll have nothing to do during morning lec- PROOF A REVIEW Dear Felix, tures on a Friday. 1 feel that it is about time Robert Emerson Dear Felix, someone addressed the issue of I am, like many others, I think, the standard of Felix (or lack there- a regular reader of Felix, especially of). This year, Felix has began an LOAD OF BALLS since last year when Alex Feakes intellectually terminal descent into made a splendid job of the whole what seems to be a bottomless pit This is about Jon Trout's article thing. An equally large number of of drivel. The "news" articles and "The Two jonnies" people, however, enjoy denigrating features are increasingly sub-stan- I wanted to thank Felix on part our illustrious newspaper; strange- dard and littered with spelling mis- of Third World First for publishing ly - perhaps someone could takes (computer programs known Jon Trout's article "The Two FELIX explain this to me some time - as spell checkers do actually Jonnies". This article raised issues these never seem to be people exist!). Try reading Matt Williams' which are very seldom heard of at who feel any inclination to con- recent article from the perspective 1C, such as world poverty and the Issue 1097 tribute to it. Still, there is nothing of a foreign student. It seems as damage done by TNCs (Trans wrong with honest criticism: I think though Felix is being created by National Companies). as with all newspapers there is people who have neither the time Nevertheless I found (like a few 7 November 1997 bound to be some interesting stuff, or talent to do it properly. As one others) that Jon Trout used this some less enthralling, some well- of my friends described the lastest article more as a platform for his www.su.lc.ac.uk/Felix written, some less well. issue (Felix #1096); "The Sport but immense ego (e.g: "The two Forgive me if 1 have taken too without the tits." 1 think that just Jonnies") and failed to really give Felix. Beit Quad. Piince Consort long getting to the point of my let- about sums it up. Is there such a credit where credit was due (which Road. London, SW7 2BB. ter, which concerns the theatre real lack of news stories around is bad journalism). Johnny Ball was Internal tei. 58072. fax: 48072. review of issue 1096 (p.21). May I College that it necessitates the invited by Third World First to give Externa! tel *. fax: 0171 594 8072. offer you my heartfelt thanks for inclusion of such (albeit lightheart- a lecture (not just a "meeting") on Urgent out-of-hours internal: the amusement this article afford- ed) shite as the "Naan-Bread-O- Oxfam. From Jon Trout's article you - i.'j : - /' SJC?: ed me. (It is second only to the Meter?" Or are you simply waiting could just about think that he invit- Email: [email protected] staggering "Letter from Across the for people who "have some news" ed Johnny Ball himself to have a Atlantic" of 3 Oct.) This case surely to phone you, as requested on the pint! It might seem that we are try- Felix is produced for and on behalf deserves a prize for its sixteen, yes front cover (of issue #1096)? 1 ing to get into the limelight of of Imperial College Union sixteen, misprints (three of which shudder to think that Felix is man- Johnny Ball, but all I would have Publication Board. in the same sentence) - higher bid- aging to break last years standards asked was for a little recognition, ders?. I was at a loss that someone of mediocrity. Even Simon Baker such as mentioning that TWF Felix is a registered newspaper could find a play "extremely flinny was unusually tame; his reactionary organises such talks on a regular ISSN 1040 - 071 I [sic]" (on three occasions), refer to rhetoric is one of the few things basis (every two weeks minimum), "seeraingly [sic] endless situations", that does spice up Felix (even if I and perhaps a contact address? Copyright 5; Felix 1997. Photo- and talk quite casually of "grateflil do agree with it personally). Need 1 The whole idea of inviting graphic copyrights remain with [sic] respite". I would never have also mention the infamous book- Johnny Ball was to get people inter- photographers. thought such slips of the pen (I use store incident? Obviously, that was ested in Third World issues, who the expression tentatively) even such a minor story it was neglected normally wouldn't have been, but Printed at the Imperial College remotely possible. from Felix until the College had were allured by the prospect of : ad, Mr. Matt Williams, or whoever made a decision on the matter, seeing their childhood hero first Prince Consort Road. London. leaving all students to simply : the typist was, thank you, whoever hand! Anyway, we are still very svv : : . 071. accept what had happened. you are. grateful that Jon Trout wrote this Fmail pnnrunu'-.it ..i uk Yours quite sincerely However, despite this (somewhat article. Maybe if we get Zoe to major) oversight, the previous Felix Iannis Deschamps (Chem3) come down next time Jon Trout will " : : its: team seemed to have at least PS. Steady with the caffeine, lads. give us more cred! Editor: |eremy Thomson established standards which you Fred (CivEng3) ; - -.v?.r. are not upholding, or are even D'v.. .. aware of. Dear editor PS: Here's some random info: . "' :'..:;ofs: I have just finished reading the Now, you may well level the contact address: . theatre review for Closer at the disclaimer, "if you don't like it, then [email protected] Film Editor: Chris Hickey National Theatre written by Matt piss off and do it yourself," at me. [email protected] :-: .s Z?:-:-:.-_: . . - Williams. 1 lost count of the spelling This is all well and good, but I have Meetings: Thursday, 6.00 PM Features Editor: Jon Trout and punctuation errors in his never claimed that 1 could run Felix Southside Lounge (with Amnesty - review once they reached double unlike yourselves, who abviously and Environmental soc) Games £c i Lee figures. May I suggest that "Closer" think you can (otherwise why are Tuesdays, lunchtime at the Fair Right-hand man: Mark Baker proof reading is encouraged by you on the Felix team?). Please trade Stall inside the Union, (unof- Collators, the unsung heros: ficial) Alt Campbell Mark Baker Deadline for letters is 6pm Tuesday. Letters may be edited for Talks are usually on Wednesday &.'"Dave Elliott length, but will not be altered or corrected in any other way. lunchtimes (check out the posters). Letters may be signed or anonymous, but please show your swipe www.su. ic.ac.uk/clubsocs/scc/twf/ card when submitting them. Cheers 7 November 1997 EVEN MORE LETTERS 7
DEMONSTRATE MOANING OL' GIT rooms rather than ones they nicked subject. out of catering's ovens. Your first point is Dear Felix, Dear Mr. E.Felix, P.A. Hickman (chem 3) easy to answer - Felix is I'd like to say a big thankyou to I have had enough. I can't toler- the only cross-college everyone from IC who attended ate it anymore. Something had to newspaper. the NUS demonstration against the be said. Here goes: WHOSE FELIX IS IT The second point is more introduction of tuition fees. This In my first year, I was a conifer. complex. In many universities, demonstration, supported by iCU's Being like all the other conifers in ANYWAY? the newspaper is directly Labour Club, marks the start of a the forest of IC, I went to dB's on a accountable to the union and large campaign which 1 urge all 1C Wednesday and friday night quite Dear Jeremy, often the college. The editor may students to get involved in. For often. Now I am an fully grown On the front cover of Felix this print only what they see fit, and those who missed the demonstra- larch in the second year, and have year you're describing it as "The is often a Union Officer them- tion, don't worry - the Campaign returned a couple of times. Students' Newspaper at Imperial selves. I want to stress that Felix for Free Education has called a Unfortunately things have not College". I'm writing to say that I'm is not controlled by the Union or national demonstration for the 26 moved on. The crux of the problem not really happy with this descrip- the College, but by the students - November. I hope there will be an is that the Dj's in dB's ALWAYS play tion, for two reasons: hence "The Students' News- equally good turnout from the same music. PLEASE, PLEASE 1. By saying "The Students' paper" (notice the position of the Imperial! can they change - become up to Newspaper" it sounds like you're apostrophy). It is true that Yours, George Constantinides date, more real dance music. LESS implying there is only one student around half our funding comes Pulp - Disco 2000 et al. Can they newspaper at IC. This isn't the from the Union, but we could Dear Felix please grow up, enter the real case. There are of course all the hardly call Felix "The Students' As ICU students may or may world, and play something differ- CCU productions. Whatever your Newspaper of Imperial College not know, there was a demonstra- ent. opinion of them (and some of Union, JP Morgan, British tion in London on Saturday the 1 st I'm not the only one with the them are vastly superior to others), Aerospace, SBC Warburg..." I November against the problem, most people are fed up they are newspapers produced don't really care where the Government's imposition of tuition with it too. I think that it is indica- for and by the students of Imperial money comes from - it's the con- fees. All of the ICU officers were tive of the 'regime' in the Union College. [This is the hacky and/or tents that are important. Your invited to go at the ICU Council, Ents. dept. They always seem too pretentious argument. My real con- last point, though, is spot on. and some of them did. eager to accept complacancy. cern follows below] Ed However, only about thirty Where's their imagination? Where's 2. By saying "The Students' people overall went from IC. The the flair? Newspaper AT Imperial College" 1CU delegation was therefore out- Please can they do something you're not making it clear where OOPS... numbered by SOAS, SSEES, Kent, different to what has been done the funding for the paper comes not to mention LSE, UCL, King's before. Nothing too groundbreak- from. I'm sure many people will Dear Felix, etc. This is good empirical evi- ing, don't worry, just a change to take that as meaning IC directly 1 am afraid that you have been dence for the "Imperial College of the tedium. I hope the right people fund the paper, which is not the significantly mislead by the Science, Apathy and Con- are reading this. case as far as I know - it says inside College's published Financial formation" theory. Good Luck, Felix that it is "produced for and on Statements. The graph you showed Although not all of the Imperial Dave Edwards. behalf of Imperial College Union last week which showed a loss of delegation stayed to see the whole Publications Board". Now that all £79,000 by Conferences for event, those who did thought was Dear Mr. Jeremy, the clubs and societies are being 1995/96 does not reflect the real a good start to what will hopefully I wish to register a complaint. forced to (quite rightly) state that value that is created by the be a successful campaign. Y O Y R the onion selling their cur- they are clubs of Imperial College Conference Office as most of the Yours Sincerely ries at £1.10? UNION, I don't feel it's right that operating surplus falls into the L ] P Kilford, JMC2 "The infamous £1.10 curries" the main publicity item produced accounts of the Residences and Jessica Smith CE1 Doesn't quite have the same ring to by the Union doesn't. I know Felix Catering operations.Your estimate Sam Moore ME 1 it, does it? [See how it glows, rest- is free of Union control in that for 1996/97 is wrong, on the same ing in the bowl] you're allowed to say "The Union is basis it would be £38,000 positive. Are they going change them shit" if it is, but it is still funded and For the year to 31 July '97, the net ACCOUNTS ARE back to £1 curries like in the ol' housed by the Union and this income after all costs, for confer- days, or do I have to shut up? should be made clear. ence activities exceeded AN OPEN BOOK Dave Edwards I apologise to anyone reading £750,000. This contribution has (Moaning ol' git) this who thinks I'm a sad old hack more than doubled in the last two Dear Felix, who needs to be shot. I just feel years and is being ploughed back I was most distressed to read that we (the Union) needs to make into the fabric of the College, in this weeks Issue (No. 1096) that ENERGY clear what we own. Stating our including the refurb of Evelyn Simon Baker's perception that the ownership and our committment Gardens and new furniture for the Union finances were secretive and CONSERVATION?? to the provision of a sen/ice may JCR . I am aware that the presen- unavailable to the light of public stop us from losing that service. tation of the accounts in this man- inspection. ICU has copies of the I would just like to ask those in We don't have another bookstore, ner is most unhelpful but we are audited accounts available for any sherfield who think they are on an and we can't afford to lose anything constrained in our accounting member to come and read and energy efficiency drive why chem- else. College is very unlikely to ever treatment by the Funding Council myself or the finance manager will istry lecture theatre C has been try to shut down Felix, but the prin- so to avoid such misunderstand- answer any questions about the consistently heated to gas mark 6 ciple still applies. ings in the future, we are omitting accounts. It is a legal requirement since the beginning of term. It can't Yours sincerely, the relevant page from the forth- for ICU to provide this information be the most energy efficient for Helen-Louise Windsor coming Financial Statements. to any student who asks and I am people to be sat in a lecture, with Physics PG Nothing sinister in this honest. more that willing to do so. I have the windows open, wearing only Best wishes enclosed a copy of the Union shorts and a T-shirt and still feel Mike Hansen financial statements for the year like you've been bannished to the Dear Helen, Director of Finance ended 31st July 1997. center of a desert during a heat I spent a lot of time over the Yours sincerely wave. My advise to them would be summer considering this byline Rob Clark (DP F&6) to fit thermostats designed for and I'm glad you brought up the 8 NOTICES AND EDITORIAL 7 November 1997
Circuit Training With Athletics. Editorial I 1 It may seem like poor show, but herculean waiting time was fol- Registry Union Gym this week I'm subcontracting out lowed by a two minute consulta- to a guest editor. The resons will tion which led to the conclusion Monday 5-6pm become clear. Take it away... that the Doctor had no idea what Notice was wrong with me at all. The solu- It's a sad fact that people are more tion? Not to worry about it, and likely to complain than actually do come back another day - although STUDENTS WHO WISH TO something. This week that's been this time I have an appointment. EXERCISE THEIR RIGHT demonstrated by the number of UNDER THE EDUCATION ACT Exploration complaints about Felix. "It's not as Indicentally, did you know that 1 994 FORMALLY TO OPT Board good as last year..." people whine. Mark Baker was recently arrested Actually, the first issues last year and held in a Police cell, presum- OUT OF ICU AND CCU Students planning expe- were shite. 1 know, I was there. The ably for being so drunk, although MEMBERSHIP, MAY NOW VISIT ditions for next summer job of a Felix editor is not an easy he can't remember why he was THEIR LOCAL REGISTRY TO (or desirable) one. Until a few more arrested. Which probably confirms should note that the people get off their bottoms and RECORD THEIR DECISION. our presumtion. Exploration Board meets come into Felix to help proof, In the interests of fair play and STUDENTS ARE ADVISED on Wednesday 3 write, and otherwise create our unbaised election reporting, it's THAT THE ONLY PRACTICAL December 1997. jolly newspaper, we'll all have to only right to point out that Andy suffer the occasional mistake. EFFECT OF OPTING OUT WILL Exploration leaders are Heeps led the Scout delegation to BE THAT THEY CANNOT the British Youth Parliament, which welcome to discuss their Not wishing to add to the gen- is a fact that somehow seems to STAND FOR ELECTED OFFICE ideas in advance of the eral College-bashing that seems to have been missed from his mani- OR TAKE PART IN UNION meeting with the be going on at the moment, but I'd festo... ELECTIONS AND REFERENDA. Board's Chairman, just like to make a slight complaint, Oh, and New Election is a right about the Health Centre. It does old pile of poo. I mean, do we real- I I Professor Bob Schroter indeed have a lovely new home, ly want a Union at all? Why the hell (extension 45175) or and its far more pleasant to wait in. do people keep voting for another Imperial College Union with the Secretary, Nigel The reception staff are very friend- election? Jesus Christ, why not just Wheatley, (extension ly and helpful (and one of them bend over and let college **** us really looks like the reception guy Conservative 48055). Written propos- up the butt. The overall effect is the from Casualty - weird). I'm sure same. als must be submitted to also that the Doctors and Nurses Society Mr Wheatley, Deputy are of the highest quality. Finally, in a comment that will Academic Registrar, by However, when will something be definately be edited out, may I just Meetings Every Thursday gt Monday 24 November done about the waiting time? It's point out that Eric Allsop is a X hard enough to drag oneself out of lo'clock in Southside Upper 1997. bed and get there at 8:30am, and That's quite enough of that, Lounge diabolical to wait an hour and a half thank you. to see a Doctor. To cap it off, this
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Revenge at last. That is how many dates, Kenneth Clarke (represent- should just resign now, rather than years and years, taking a left-wing Conservatives must view ing the left wing) and William continue generating tension. This different view, were going the latest sorry developments in Hague (representing the right) could be a sensible way to show to agree." On the other the party, which has exposed its stood.. An immediate 'Anyone but he's tough without too much real hand, Thatcher is marshalling her first major split since the move into Clarke' campaign including such response needed, since shadow forces and speaking in the Lords, Opposition. The subject is nothing grandees as Margaret Thatcher her- ministers will always want to keep supporting the leadership, and has new - Europe. The dissidents cer- self, and triumphalism on their part an eye on their jobs. However this already criticised Clarke and tainly are, ex-cabinet heavyweights when Hague won, even though he policy could also be a mistake. If a Heseltine for their disloyalty such as Michael Heseltine and was considerably junior in age and number of ministers call his bluff (although what she was doing with Kenneth Clarke have attacked the experience. This created bitterness and resign, it will create a rump of John Major during his term of PM leadership's anti-European stance. was hardly continuous praise). The particular subject in question is So what long-term relevance the little-known Amsterdam Treaty, Hamish Common does this have? The question of which the Government supports Europe bores the pants off most and is guaranteed to get into law. people, its distance and irrelevance The Tory leader, William Hague, Westminster to us as contributing factors. Silly intends to oppose it utterly, and laws and 'anti-British' decisions add threatens to impose a three-line- to general despair, all in all few whip (where MPs are forced to Eye people are positively interested in vote at all costs) to do so. it. This may be fine, but to ignore Treaties are the building blocks the issue completely is dangerous. of European integration, the greater on the left, as they saw their own capable pro-europeans who will be The shenanigans of our politicians ones being the Treaty of Rome, the views being marginalised in the able to oppose the leadership at in these affairs, especially on the Maastricht Treaty and so on. party's policy-making. The final will in the way the 'Euro-rebels' did single currency, will affect us con- Amsterdam is not quite as signifi- ingredients of the contentious so effectively, helping in the last siderably in the time to come. It is cant as these, but is still an impor- European Treaty and the sharp Government's downfall. The pro- an issue few of us have the time, tant piece in the European puzzle. divides on this that had been europeans will have little problem the expertise, or the patience to It is precisely the sort of bone of papered over previously, caused in helping in Hague's. Clarke understand. Let us hope our elect- contention that neatly divides the this row to surface. announced that if the "Shadow ed representatives get this one Tories - to Labour's delight. In the Hague has responded to the Cabinet wanted to changed the right for a change. leadership election held in the present altercation with a hard-line party policy of the last thirty years, wake of the General Election defeat view. He says that those ministers it can't conceivably imagine that in May, the two eventual candi- who disagree with him on the issue people who've been in office for
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Chicken and Mushroom Pie cloves, bringing to the boil and mixed herbs, a bit of chilli simmering for 1 Vz hours. Then source, whatever you fancy. Say one day you fancy sieve the stock so that you are When the stock is ready, roast chicken. So you buy your ieft with just the clearish liquid. pour some onto the meat and chicken, roast it (375°F, 190°C, Whilst the stock is boiling veg so that the liquid comes gas mark 5, 1 hour plus 10 away, prepare the other ingre- about half way up the mixture. minutes per lb over 21b), eat a dients. Make a dough by mix- Roll out the dough and place drumstick and a piece of breast ing 8oz flour with 4oz fat (suet on top, pressing the edges but can't finish it because you or butter, the former is against the sides of the dish to forgot to ask some friends extremely unhealthy and hence seal it. Cut a small hole in the round. Then it sits in the fridge very tasty) and a pinch of salt middle of the dough to stop for a couple of days and sud- and then adding enough water the pie exploding and making a denly you panic because you to bind everything together mess of your oven. For a flashy won't finish it before it goes into a smooth paste. Putting a finish you can glaze the dough off. Well, here's what to do large pinch of mixed herbs in by brushing some egg white with the rest. with the flour gives extra onto it. Tear all the pieces apart, flavour. Finally cook the pie in the strip the meat from the bones Now cut the meat into oven at 400°F, 200°C, gas mark and put it aside. Make a stock small (1/2") pieces, thinly slice 6 for 30-40 minutes or until with the carcass, the bones 1 /21b of mushrooms, dice one the crust is nicely golden. and skin. This involves putting small turnip and one small Antoine all these bits and pieces in a parsnip into very small cubes pan, covering with water, and mix all these bits in a bak- adding pepper, salt, a couple ing tray or casserole dish. of bay leaves and whole Season with salt, pepper, 10 COLUMNS 7 November 1997
Trouble at mill, lad. The decision has really been made. removal of currency exchange is wish to get their filthy paws on it. 1 EMU saga rumbles on, This is naturally not an easy thing not the clinching argument. If you know of no surer, quicker way to though the mood and pre- to resolve. Support and opposi- believe in monetarism as both screw it up than by absorbing it text for debate appears to have tion, despite what young Mr Blair Labour and the Conservatives into this cost-unconscious, over- changed slightly. As time goes by, tries to tell us, cut across party seem to, the loss of interest rate staffed, overcharging department. the feeling seems to be 'when' lines. It is certainly true that the control by a country or its central Moreover, it beggars belief that rather than 'if. This is all very well, ayes are in the ascendance, princi- bank is economic and political sui- plans are afoot to expand Catering since it removes an element of pally because of the difficulty of cide. Nobody has convinced me at precisely the time they should confusion, but it also serves to sti- opposing the otherwise and I be looking to rationalise and priva- fle debate on the fundamentals of New Labour spin doubt they ever tise the existing set-up. This is a the project. If the British public are blitz. Eurosceptics will. recipe for disaster, if you'll excuse constantly told that the key ques- are seen as jingo- Very dis- the pun. tion is timing, they will soften their istic lunatics, tressing news opposition to the single currency, somewhere in the has just reached Finally, I'll slip into Anne deprived of the relevant informa- social order me. Many of you Robinson mode for a minute (no tion. Labour's affirmation of uncer- between child youngsters may sniggering at the back). Now is the tainty is driven by the belief that molesters and not be familiar time when Christmas parties are they would not win a referendum Imperial College's with the Holland being planned and restaurants before the next election, and has student journal- Club in Sherfield. being booked. My own recent little to do with economic consid- ists. To argue Nothing to do experience suggest that Da erations. The Conservatives have convincingly with clogs, Mario's on Gloucester Road ruled out membership for 10 years against EMU does f—^ mind. This is the should be avoided, on account of in the hope that it will given them not require non-academic their tendency to cancel bookings a quiet life for the time being. Of recourse to the issue of sovereign- staff social club, providing good if bigger and better parties arrive course, this is a forlorn hope, with ty and Her Majesty's image on our food at very reasonable prices. As on the scene, claiming a double rampant Europhiles like Peter coins and banknotes, very impor- a postgrad, I can choose between booking. You have been warned. Temple-Morris in the party. The tant though they are. The vital there and the SCR. I have not real question is whether it is a point about EMU is the loss of eaten in the SCR for 18 months. All good idea in principle- will it ever control of interest rates and the in all, this is a very successful ven- work? By delaying decisions, we inevitability of a common fiscal ture. Hence my fearful disbelief are left not knowing whether that balance sheet for Europe. The when 1 heard that College Catering
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