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State NAACP has its Guy Student charged in Journal. A controversial election winds up, but the "The repu tation thi s organization has worked to attain over 80 years has been Tower sexual assault tarnished," he said. results are very unclear. BY BRIAN HICKEY Flatley said the arrest was made Brown was unav ailable for further comment. Ciry News fdiror BY' M VICTORIA KEMP "This is the worst process I've ever seen. when Berkey came to the Public ~Hisranr Features Editor According to the News Journal, Guy A male university student was This is not civil rights," Jones said. "This is Safety office to turn himself in proclaimed himself winner, (winning 14, or arrested Thursday in connection after University Police contacted Samuel L. Guy has been re-elected to a not an open process. It violates everything less than half, of 34 possible votes), despite two-year term as president of the Delaware this organization stands for." with a Nov. 6 sexual assault in the him about the case. complaints that votes cast against him were Christiana West Tower, University Berkey will face the university Conference of the National Association for Michael A. Brown, voting delegate and discarded and not counted. the Advancement of Colored People Police CapL Jim Flatley said. judicial process after completion of Guy said he would ca ll a special meeting Donald John Berkey (AS SR), the University Police investigation (NAACP), but controversy has made it of NAACP branch officers and members to unclear if the results are legitimate. 25, of Millville, Del., was charged into the incidenL discuss his incoming term in office. with first-degree unlawful sexual "(Berkey) is accused of a very During Saturday's heated NAACP Guy was unable to be reached for conference in Milford, it was questionable intercourse and second-degree serious charge off campus," said "This is the worst comment about his victory . burglary, police said. Dean of Students Timothy F. whether or not local leaders would Beatrice Patton Carroll of Wilmington, recognize Guy's re-election because of vote In the Nov. 9 edition of The Brooks. "U he is found guilty, he process I've ever seen. who oversaw the count, was quoted in the Review, it was reported that the will face serious penalties on count and convention violations. News Journal as saying the eight ballots According to Sunday's issue of The victim is an acquaintance of campus as well." marked "no" for Guy's re-election were Berkey and the case was being Flatley said Berkey was Wilmington News Journal, Guy said, "The This is not civil rights." invalidated because Guy was the only vote total indicates to me the work investigated by University Police processed and released from -Bobby Carmichael Jones official candidate for president. and the state's AttOrney General's Newark Police on $2,000 secured performed [during my tenure] has been By Carroll's count, Guy received a worthy of my re-election." Office. bond. majority , or 14 of the 25 eligible votes. NAACP Political Action Chairwoman Both Berkey and the victim, Brooks said a disciplinary However, it could not be determined how whose name was not released, are hearing for Berkey will be Bobby Carmichael Jones was also quoted as the 11 other votes were cast, the News saying irregularities in the final vote count, vice president of the NAACP Newark residents of the Christiana West scheduled for sometime in early Journal reported. Tower. January. as well as other questionable procedures by Branch, said he thought the election was Carroll could not be reached for further Guy, tainted the election. invalid and illegal, according to the News comment. THE FALL OF THE SEMESTER Children see a future of uncertainty in America
Some names have been changed to protect identities. But children of the '90s are skeptical, and to hear their cynicism and mistrust is eerie. BY ROBYN FURMAN Todd is terrified. "I don't think I'll live to be 28," Managi'fl editor the Wilmington teen says. ''I'm 17 and I'm saying 'They have to really believe they make a difference, that." tlrnJ one person can make a difference in whnl happeru He shakes his head and quietly says, "The world in this world. And it is this belief thal one person does is over." make a real difference in the ouJcome of a contest or the Todd can't be concerned with the future if he's d(!lle/opmenl of a community or in the progress of a living to survive today. naJion ... This beliefthnl one person makes a difference His friend Kevin is frustraLed and confused. He's sick of hearing that kids are the future and that they should try to be positive influences. "How can I do that when there's nothing in society for me to do?" Michael Ferrari, associate professor for Individual and Family Studies, thinks this is a critical time in America. "The next generation is an investment," Ferrari says. "And we're not leaving them with much of a legacy." Kevin lives in a nighunare filled with violence. is the hope of the world." The 16-year-old grew up in the projects of -Hubert H. Humphrey Wilmington and says walking in his neighborhood is like entering a war zone. Embedded within deep blues, greens and browns "You gotta watch yourself when you come into are the answers to a country's problems. my neighborhood," he says. "I prefer not to carry a Behind the eyes of America's children, the future gun, but I want to be able to protect myself." begins to make sense. Marc Pacilio, associate executive director for the They are the reason for change, the reason for Delaware Counsel on Crime and Justice Center, hope. wants to know why kids feel they need to protect They are the leaders, inventors, mothers, fathers, themselves. grandparents and teachers of tomorrow. seeCHILDREN page A4 Chill in with Claus whose face is masked by the Young and old alike flock to thick woolly beard. Her face is beet-red. the mall to see the man in red. She's about to cry, but BY CHUCK CREEKMUR the suitJ is about enough." holds it in . Sea(( Reporter Ragan has been Santa Santa tries to tickle her A small ch ild approaches Claus during the Christmas so she'll smile for the the jolly man timidly, season for two years at camera, but his efforts are determined to give him a Christiana Mall. unsuccessful . Christmas wish list. Ragan, a retired DuPon l Many children, Ragan "So, little one, what Corp. employee, said he says , are scared of his would you like for used to fool appearance. Christmas this year?" a big the children " There's not too much man asks in a jolly tone. in his ho-ho-ho-ing going on," he eighborhood says with a smirk. "I found Whether you believe in Saint Nick out real quickly that that him or not, Santa Claus, the for years. He scares the little guys. crimson dynamo, has more ~ ~ ··~~'f ::l!~says he has "When they ' re coming up power than a thousand loved every the line, they may want to reindeer during the minute of it. hear a ho-ho,'' he says. "But Christmas season. "We have a when they get up close, they But even Superman has to "Li~~i.. !ll nood time don't want to hear that ho go home to a normal life with the ho stuff." after the action is gone. kids," Ragan In the '90s, those who Don Ragan, of Newark, says . "They play the part of Santa have cheerfully packs away his ClAUS come up to to be careful not to cross the red suit and fake beard after me all wide- line considered offensive entertaining a long line of eyed, although you do get a touching, Ragan says. " W e eager, toy-hungry kids. few that cry." have a paper on Santy's "That suit's awful hot," One little girl cautiously Ragan says. "Four hours [in approaches the big man see SANTA page A6
CONTENTS INSIDE REVIEW KEEPING TABS This week in 1977, a Campus Flash.A2 Section 2 ...... 81 It started with stomach pains. "I lost Sun reports of new group called Police Reports.A2 Feature weight. I was vomiting all the time london native Baby Grand played Letter from the Forum ...... B2 and I just couldn't shal
• A2. THE REVIEW• December 14, 1993
Letter from the Editor A look at UD. One last ch1Ickle happenings·- PUS FLASH for the Moon Man that every semester the outgoing editors SKATING SEND Relations, the Newark and get some kind of honor, and this past Glasgow high school HIGHLIGHTS FROM THE FALL Friday eight such individuals were OFF choruses and Santa Claus By recognized. himself. SEMESTER: More than 40 skaters from Jeff Still Garber and Jamisoo are special. In addition, canned goods They're whll you'd call banle-scarred the university's skating club will be collected by the Pearlman will depart Jan. 1 for the veterans of the li'OOe. Jamison earned the Food Bank of Delaware, nickname "Moon Man" during that Nationals in Detroit, an Inc., to be donated to the sqix:mae when on ooe cold important competition for needy. "Ptarlman, you're an idiot!" camraign, selection for the U .S . The words came sOOoting out of Dan spring night he returned empty handed Olympic team. This will be B.l...evire's mouth, airn:d directly at my after covering a Delaware soflOOII game. the largest team sent by head, my heart, and, most Levine: "Yo Moon Man, there are no PROVOST REVIR:W quotes in this article!!!" Delaware to the Nationals. UNDER WAY disappointingly, my women's track Two gala send-offs for the article. Jamison: "WeU,I couldn't really get Nationals, featuring h wa<> two years ago-give oc take a any." performances by the Levine: "What the hell is that Daniel Rich, dean of the day - and Jeff Pearlman, Review university's top skaters, are assistant sports editor, was getting his supposed ro mean?" scheduled at 6 p.m. Dec. 18, College of Urban Affairs Jamison: "Uh, well-the players aJJ and Public Policy and article ripped to shreds and tom to pieces. and at 4 p.m. Dec. 19, at the . All the while, Levine was a sight to ran away from me l(ter the game.lt war university's Blue Ice Arena. chairperson of the Provost cold, and they aJJ just ran away." Search Committee, reported behold. His fiery red hair matched the Tickets - $10 for adults color of his lit-up eyes, and the crinkle Levine throws chair, as spotlight and $7 for children 12 and at a recent Faculty Senate fades. meeting that the committee rurming fran ear-to-ear sectiooed off his under - are on sale at the forehead with the efficiency of a thick That was just the stan of The Jamison arena box office. had received 155 R>llies, as a week or two la!er he weru on applications, 24 declines of black magic marker. "'This article is not good ... it's not to do an in-depth profile oo a Delaware nominations and 27 soi\OOll player ... nominations with no sanething wocth pinling, and it needs to be done again! ... who was hilling about .180. HOLIDAY response from the nominees. Levine: "This girl is batting under He said the group expects ''lDIOf!" CAROLING The assistant was crushed-the piece 200. Why the column?" to screen semi-finalists for Jamison: 'WeU, uh-she'shot." the position after the first of that kdc. two oc three !nJrs to type was inslanlly converted into a useless trash Enoogh said. The Newark Business the year to produce a list of Garber may not have had a nidcname finalists by the end of cmttibution. Association, city of Newark Arx1 a<; the mtire incident transpired. but his Review status will cenainly gc and the university will February or early March. down in history. The guy has held men As the university's chief two small figures stood in the cxmer. sponsor "Caroling on the laughing thdr heads off. positions than an acrobatic Lawn" at 7 p.m ... Friday .• academic officer, the nymphomaniac, from copy editor t< provost reports to the • Dec. 17, at the corner of When Jason Sean Garber, Brandon assistant spons editor to spocts editor 10 Main and Academy streets. president and provides copy desk chief for an hour to editorial academic leadership for I 0 Jamisoo and I all staned together oo the Masters of ceremonies spans desk as sqils two yem ago, it was editor. Marcel Forestieri, of TCI colleges, as well as As l...evire beat on me like an abusive research, extension a match made completely by Cablevision 's Channel 2, coincidence. father, Garber would sit back, have Cl and Newark Mayor Ron programs, graduate studies, soda and laugh. continuing education, the There really wasn't much in canmon, Gardner will thank and by all means and ~ the three That chuclde will be screly missed. community groups and library, international programs and several centers of us should have just paid our one universi~y and business semester Review dues and drifted off to jeff Pearlman is the editor in chief 0 1 community participants, and academic support units. The Review. Letter From the Editc Richard B. Murray, different activities. which will be followed by appears evety other Tuesday and Frida) professor of physi cs and That's the way it often wai
jeff Pearlman I promise to do my duty, to God and my ••• oops! Editor in Chief Adrienne Mand BYSCOTTEWS group's unity." which the Boy Scouts attempt to Post, "Scouts deserve no private club this, along with the freedom of Executive Editor SWf~por!rr In coun, the Boy Scouts defended express and transmit to members. · ' exception because the group seeks speech, which has been interpreted to Jason Garber Brandon Jamison The Supreme Coun upheld a U.S. their actions by stating that federal God does not play a significant members in the public schools, and it mean freedom of expression_ Erlilcxial Editor Ma~ng Edi101 Circuit Court of Appeals ruling laws concerning discrimination in pan in the daily life of being a Scout, has more than four million Do the Boy Scouts really deserve laura Fasbach Robyn Furman Thursday which allows the Boy public organizations do not apply to Reynolds said. members." to represent the United States and the Rebecca Tollen Scouts of America to deny a private club. Scout dens and troops are not set "[Welsh] got solicited in his principles of the nation? Milllil&ing Special Projec:U Edilcxs membership to Uiose who do not The Boy Scouts want the ruling to up to promote any particular public classroom," Grossman told Are the Boy Scouts of America believe in God. speak definitely about their First religious values or beliefs, but simply the Post. '"They said, 'Come join the able to adequately represent this Walter M. Eberz The case centered around 10-year Amendment rights "to form an to reinforce the principles Scouts Boy Scouts. It's lots of fun."' country on the world stage when Managing Pl!otography Editor old Mark Welsh, an agnostic who association for the purpose of learn at home, he said. Indeed, the Boy Scouts of their rules promote intolerance and was barred from joining a suburban expressing, transmitting or James Magee, professor of America are perhaps one of the best perpetuate stereotypes by denying Kyle M. Madden Chicago Cub Scout pack. reinforcing certain values and beliefs, political science at the university, known clubs in the country. different religious and personal AdllertisingDirecla The Tiger Cubs and Cub Scouts including religious ones, and to limit said according to the law, private Since the organization's viewpoints membership? are age-specific sections of the Boy clubs can have exclusionary beginnings in the 1930s, millions To be a Boy Scout, one must be a Eric Volker Scouts of America. membership policies. have been members. male, God-fearing heterosexual (the Advertising Production Su~ The promise a boy must make to Federal laws regulate the actions Thoughts of the Boy Scouts evoke Scouts are currently reviewing their Gary Cox become a Tiger Cub and a Cub Scout of so-called public accommodations images of an all-American kid policy toward homosexuals, but girls ComputeT Networking Mrninisttata .begins , "I promise to love God." INews Analysis I such as businesses, hotels and wearing a neckerchief helping an old still cannot join). The Boy Scout oath requires restaurants, but private clubs are lady to cross the street, or wearing This may illustrate a view of Sedric Toney ' Scouts to "do my duty to God and membership to those who share those excluded, Magee said. his khaki uniform, marching in a American society which may need to Publicity Difedor country." values and beliefs." "Public accommodations cannot parade and saluting the American be destroyed. The Boy Scouts maintain they can Dave Reynolds, field director of discriminate according to race and flag. Do we allow the Boy Scouts to Alicia Olesinski deny membership to a would-be the Delmarva Council of the Boy sex," he said, "but truly private clubs The public looks at the Boy lynn Schoenbeck continue to portray negative aspects Bus/neD MMI!If!'!IJ Scout who cannot live up to this oath Scouts, said scouting is an can. Scouts as examples of truth, justice, of American society in a positive because he does not believe in God. "educational program committed to ''The problem," Magee explained, honor and integrity. light? Mvertising·Representative...... In a legal brief filed during the citizenship training, development of "is that the Boy Scouts are so After all, they are the Boys Scouts Children are the future of the Jeanine O'Donnell appeal, the Boy Scouts stated .. duty mental and physical fitness and pervasive that [the group] could be a of America. nation. Any future betterment of ~Editors ...... to God" is central to their mission. c~cter _deve~pm«:"t." public accommodation." But do they really personify society will come from them. Onistine Galasso the bnet also states, " if some Pan of the Boy Scout law, which This is exactly the argwnent the America? They must be given the tools to Tracy largay members of a Cub Scout Den did not scouts are required to follow, is a anomey for the 10-year-old used. America was founded on the idea make positive contributions to Trad Manza recognize duty to God or other pans willingness to help others. Richard Grossman, the I 0-year of religious tolerance and freedom. society, and exclusionary policies are Sandy Ormsbee of the Promise, it would destroy the These are the ideas and values old's auomey, told The Washington The First Amendment guarantees not one of them. Melissa Tyrrell Jennifer Valese Entertainment Editor...... Glenn Slavin Features Editor ...... Uz lardaro Graphics Editor.i ...... MRS. DAVID Jennifer Mills Police Reports John Ottinger PSYCHIC AND ASTROLOGY READINGS News Editors ...... She has the ability to foresee future events thru birthday. Flood waters rise in a.m. Monday, University Police Stacey Bernstein said. Attempted car theft on Mary Desmond Consult this gifted lady on all affairs of life . East Tower Damage to the vehicle totaled East Main Street Usa Goodman $400, and the stolen speakers are Brian Hiclc.ey For appointment call 456-5793 A male university student An unknown suspect broke into laura Jefferson valued at $300, police said. E. Janene Nolan Located at182 Elkton Road, Newark damaged a sprinkler system outlet and auempted to steal a 1989 on the 17th floor of the Christiana Jennifer Post Subaru on the unit block of E. Graham Segraves ALL READINGS $10 East Tower Sunday causing Property stolen from Main St. between 7 p.m. Friday OPEN 7 DAYS • 9 AM-10 PM excessive water flow and $10,500 car parked in visitor's and 10 a.m. Saturday, Newark Sports Editors ...... in related damages, University Police said. Megan McDermott Police said. lot The suspect damaged the Ron Porter Police said the 20-year-old vehicle's steering wheel, ignition Assistant Entertainment Editors ...... An unknown suspect removed student threw an air conditioner and door, totalling $750 in Rachel Cericola cover, which knocked the sprinkler a car phone, antenna and wallet damages, police said. outlet off at 4: 15 a.m., causing the from a 1983 Audi parked in the M. TyeComer CDNCERT building to be evacuated and water university 's visitor parking lot to seep down to the lith floor. between 9:30a.m. and 2:15p.m. Laundry stolen from Assistant Features Editors ...... Residents were allowed tore Thursday, University Police said. Southgate Apartments Ashwani Chowdary T·IHIIITS enter the building a few minutes The stolen propeny was valued M. Victoria Kemp later, and no charges have been at $426, and the vehicle sustained An unknown suspect stole a Assistant News Editor ...... Ill AI. I. YDUR filed, police said. no damages, police said. female university student's Sean Neary laundry from a washing machine Assistant Photography Editor ...... in the Southgate Apartments on fAVDIIITE Vehicle damaged, Dodge Spirit stolen the unit block of Marvin Drive Kelly Bennet! sometime between 1 p.m. and 2 speakers stolen from An unknown suspect stole a Assistant Sports Editcxs .. ------.. -· caLaRs. Hollingsworth Lot red, four-door 1991 Dodge Spirit p.m. Saturday, Newark Police Meredith Glaza1 from the I 00 block of said. Sara Hauft An unknown suspect stole two Witherspoon Lane between 8 p.m. The stolen items included a pair BLAI:K. Lansar speakers and smashed the and 9 p.m. Friday, Newark Police of jeans, a nightgown and women's underwear, valued at Office lllld mailing acldreu: rear window of a Jeep Wrangler said. Student Center B-1 In a dditi on t o COs and cassettes, we a lso carry The Delaware registered $200, police said. conce ~:t T-eh i r ts. 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\' • December 14, 1993. THE REVIEW. A3 World ·Man pleads guilty in News nursing home ring( s) Summary BY BRIAN HICKEY no suspects following the reports, he said. Oty New> fdiror However, Carluccio said an anonymous phone RUSSIAN OJ1ZENS GOTO nu POUS A Wilmington nursing home aide pleaded guilty caller to the center's director, Mary Colleen Boyle, to felony theft charges Thursday for taking patients ' pointed the fmger at Duker. rings off their fmgers and pawning them for mooey. The caller said Duker was pawning jewelry at Russian President Boris Yellsin ~Mn a split Ronald. T. Duker, who was arrested on the various pawn shops in Wilmington, he said. dccisioo SuOOay: His cxmtillllioo Wl5 ~rut Following the call, police went to the pawn shops his jD1i3ntn was rnut1100. charges in April, faces two years in prison for the crimes at the Parkview Nursing Center at 2801 W. and discovered II pieces of jewelry and a television Russians went to the polls to vote oo a new Sixth Sl in Wilmington, Deputy Attorney General set that were credited under Duker's name on the cm'ilinlliooaxl eJect rre new~ pawn ticket, Carluccio said. An official A woman who moved to Mirx:ola, N.Y., last year to ''wodt out" tre grief fran her husband's death died Sunday, the six.th fatality from last week's shloling rcrnp~ge oo a cmmutertrain Amy Federici, 27, was pronounced dead at Winthrop-University Hospital after five days oo lif~syslfmS. ''Olr spiritually rerutiful. Ji!ysically beautiful and lltistically lalenJCd daughter died of a OOllet to the rroc. me of nmy victims r:1 me gun," said rer mcx1rr Arlerel..ociuro, a arews coofereoce. Federici Wl5 me r123 poope sOOt by a gunrrm who walked up am rov.n rre aisles r:1 a rush-blur Lmg lslax1 Rail Roa1 train rea- tre Garden Oty stalioo. A bullf:t severed an Mery to her 1xain, INDIA c::JW;H I \111/ ~IIJJJ'IIf \o or- -.ci111(TS Oj S,~ Or more Newark, Delaware 19711 Prp.,.f ''~" c,.t unpco not In < lud«.-d Cannot be Phone (302) 45~9550 ( ombm•-d \o\oith anv otlu:r offer FAX (302) 45~9552 H:t·drrmnblt' nt abovf' c,.toYe only. For Information on SM£\.LI t.IIE Advertising Doring Winter YDUIEEDA M£WIIRVANA Session Call 831 -1398 t·IHlRT. ickers . Plus CPs we•ve got -r-shi rta, posters and st don' t stin'k . and cassettes. All at prices tn&t JEREMiAH'S • · .. December 14, 1993 . THE REVIEW. A5 FALL SEMESTER' IN REVIEW 'My eyes, my skin, my throat all started to burn' BY SHERRY A QORSEY AND NAJAL!E TRIEELER Sl~ff Reportrrs It was a semester of a Hen With another semester gone and the year quickly coming to an end, one can look back at Fall 1993 and describe it as a football high and a semester that was a little under the weather. In September, a mysterious, still-unidentified iII ness Christiana Tower low. welcomed a large majority of freshmen to the university, sending 128 victims to the No serious injuries occurred, Division 1-AA playoffs against Delaware between Massachusetts infirmary and setting the tone for but 29 students were treated for Marshall University. Institute of Technology (MIT) a sick semester. nausea and irritated eyes. Many But for the second year in a and California Institute of The afflicted students suffered residents were forced to sleep in row, Marshall eliminated the Technology. from nausea, diarrhea and the Christiana Commons the Blue Hens from championship Between becoming a leading vomiting. night of the incident. contention. athletic and academic university, Environmental health staff Nicholas R. Griffin (EG SR) As the football team continued students still found time to pack took samples from dining halls, was arrested in connection with its tradition of success, the the Bob Carpenter Center to tested university water supplies releasing the tear gas, and was women celebrated a success of listen to exciting speeches and and eumined residence halls for later released on $1,500 bail. their own. concerts. possible sources of Drug addiction is another form Women sports celebrated 25 In September, H. Ross Perot, contamination. After three of sickness, and this year a years of award-winning athletics former presidential candidate, months, the illness still remains a number of students were arrested at the university. visited The Bob and bashed the mystery. in connection with the While sports teams were North Atlantic Free Trade But West Campus was not the distribution of drugs. excelling on the field, the Agreement. sole victim of illness this This year, the university drug university also had programs A less serious guest, "Saturday semester. arrests climbed from 26 in 1992 excelling in the classroom. Night Live' s" Kevin Nealon, In November, Christiana West to an all-time high of 52 in 1993. The university's chemical warmed the packed crowd with Tower residents were forced from As the drug arrests soared in engineering program ranked his humor and jokes, also in their rooms by CS military-type 1993, so did the university ' s seventh in the nation, according September. In October, Oliver North, the tear gas released by a fellow athletic teams. to the April 1993 issue of TH E REVIEW ,Walter M. Eberz student, the result of a joke The football team reached the Science Watch. former Marine Lt. Col. involved Oliver North came to the university to give a speech and promote in the Reagan administration's turned sour. quarter finals at the NCAA Science Watch placed his new book. Iran -Contra Affair, visited The Bob and discussed the .three principles necessary to renew the state of government: praying, pledging support for others and participating in this process. December brought Colin Powell, Retired Army General and former Chairman of the Joint Everything you need Chiefs of Staff Colin Powell. Powell spoke at an awards to close down a crackhouse. banquet honoring Black You aren't helpless when crime down llcense numbers of strange oars. Achievers at The Bob. He Invades your neighborhood. You're They noted the times of odd behavior. fully capable of helping pollee and They worked with each other. They discussed the uplifting of the they're ready to show you how. wor ked with the pollce.Armed with black race through hard work and The Case of The Stanton Park field glasses, note p ads and telephones, dedication. Stand· off. fo lks kept track of the neighborhood. On a musical note, this When crack moved into a row Within one month, enough house on a quiet block of Stanton evidence had been gathered. semester has also brought us Park In Washington, D.C., folks Pollee moved In . Crack some "sick" bands. decided to serve an eviction moved out. In September, Lenny Kravitz notice. Citizen participation beat They met with police to find crime in D.C. It can do the and Blind Melon captured the out what they couid do to same for you. For more • audience with their music and keep drugs out of their success sLOries , write The talent, and rocked a capacity neighborhood. McGruffFUea, lPreven· crowd at The Bob with their The cops told them to tion Way, Washington, D.C. keep an eye out- to let 20839-0001. infectious grooves. police know whenever . Police become even more Although this semester has something suspicious r esponsive when their brought us these exciting and happened. They began to people are their partners. notice faces. Together we interesting moments, it also They wrote can help ... brought us tears and sorrow. Nicole llise Woolf (AS SO) was struck and killed by a car on 1-95 last week. THE REVIEW ,Walter M. Eberz Fall '93 will soon be just a The Delaware football team lost to Marshall in the Division 1-AA quarterfinals two weeks ago. The Hens memory, and for some, these finished the year with a 9-4 mark and second-place Yankee Conference finish. memories will last forever. GOOD LUCK TOP DOLLAR for ON FINALS! textbooks from everyone at Housing and Buying all current titles Residence Life having resale value, used on or off this campus. (Cloth or Paperback) Did you know that, at UD, students who live on WHEN: WEDNESDA~DECEMBER campus earn higher GPA's 15 THROUGH WEDNESDAY, than students who don't? DECEMBER 22 9 AM- 5 PM Aren't you glad you live on campus? Where: Crab Trap corner of Amstel Rd. and Elkton Rd. It's just the place to be. Please, No Phone Calls (You don't live on campus? Well ... No Lines, there's always next year!) 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"I had a little boy ask Ragan has also experienced some offensive touching, Ragan says. me for a computer and a VCR and genuinely sad moments. . . ' "We have a paper on Santy's something else. "A woman with two little kids with provocatzve pzctures rules," he says. "You get a lot of "I told his mother to look for said she wanted to sit down at my teenage girls and bigger people some household finance," he says. feet to have her picture taken too, BY ISR!S'!JN lMX5I creation of "Bill" when he was a sitting down. Ragan says he could have he says. "She said, 'Well this is SUI,._ pties.u fran 1968to 1978 a Goocher "There are a lot of people that predicted some of the requests. my last Christmas. I h ve An lit p-ofessor, whose work has College in Towsoo, Md., oMtich wa; lll stand back and watch," he says. "The little girls still want all the cancer."' HIV all oollege the time. been labeled as controversial by the woorn's at "You have to be very careful that dolls," he says. "A lot of the little Ragan says he recalls a tim11last IIIMrsity,ldd the aooien:e in Kir1dnde He sail Gwcher rever 1100 any J100e you don't, even accidentally, do boys are into trucks, race cars and year that was also disheanenil18. Hall Thursday evening that "it is my models, so he invited a male model to something that could be BY IENNIF£8 CRQNEBERCjER choo-choo trains." "I had some kids, rather than SUIRI!plrl!r intent to paint socially provocative cane rome rihis ~ misconstrued. Video game systems, such as ask for any toys, say, 'Can I h ve "I IOld him 10 take off his jock m..,. "With teenage girls, be sure It staned with stanach pains. ~-" Nintendo Gameboy and Se2a my Daddy come home?' Hilton Brown, the university's and my Sllldents were m flustered ~ I your hands are up on their "I lost weight, I wu vmtiting all the Genesis, are also hot items, Ragan · · "Stuff like that tears out yo r Harriet T. Baily Professor of an. an was." shoulders," Ragan says. "You says. heart," he says. : time llld I just cculdn 't shake ilII cooservation am an history, told the Brown described his JHil ~ lrnow, no fancy stuff." "Once I had a bus load of He pres~ for AIDS. Christmas is not all joy and diverse aowd ri SIUdents, f~ty and with nOOe male imagery a'i ~ Ragan predicts a lot of parents In November 1991, Tom Daughtry jingle bells for Ragan. Some kids autistic kids come through,' canmunity members, "I took off my ''Ire persmallty of the model ~ in the will have empty pockets and was diagnosed HIV -positive. are more difficult to handle, he Ragan says . IIlB paintfd what I really loved, way of the sexual imagery." purses after the season is over, Dauglury brought his stay to a group am says. 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Its removal Seeing how this is the time of the subtracts from the beauty of this year for giving, The Review bestows campus, and everyone knows how gifts upon the university community important the campus' appearance is in the form of Cheers and Jeers. to the administrators at UD. And on with the body count. But, The Review cheers the A major jeer heads toward ARA, university for holding on to its Dining Services and Randy Clay for endowment fund, in which UD earns the removal of the Grab 'n' Go at The millions of dollars in interest per Scrounge. year. Harrington Commons Market Similarly, the Intrafraternity receives a passing grade as the Grab Council (IFC) deserves a handshake 'n' Go's replacement, but and a swift kick in the rear. John Ottinler Harrington's location is not as IFC and Panhellenic did a great job student-friendly as The Scrounge's. on Homecoming, the best in years. Congratulations for the Hens' However, IFC disappointed many football team who reached the semi when they denied entrance to two final round in the Division 1-AA other potential membership groups. If Unlike Robin Hood, UD steals from the poof playoffs for the second year in a row. they would have let them in, Greeks However, UD fans and our much would be even more united and have "When I spend my $100, I expect to get I got your overhead costs right here. maligned mascot You Dee get a had a better standing and something in return." Look it's a simple thing. If a student major down thumb. representation in the student body. Commentary doesn't want the service or they don't use The fans showed up more for class Two big cheers for the perennially There is a basic economic principle it to its full extent, then write a check and than football games and You Dee jeered Faculty Senate and DUSC. wrapped up in that logic, I call it the value By Rob mail it back. You already do it with the looks like a Muppet who never made The Faculty Senate passed a of the dollar. Because Americans decided Wherry flex accounts, so why not make it across it off Jim Henson's drawing board. measure that prohibits a professor's to place value on a piece of paper, we now the board? The university deserves several issuance of a major exam in the same have the ability, or maybe the luxury, to Okay, next point of argument. pats on the back, as well as several week as the class final. Good job. acquire goods and services. This one is the straw that breaks a slaps. Students have enough to worry about On campus though, the concept seems willing to bet that students could get the student's back, especially the ones who To begin with, the university during finals week. to have _gqne a liLtle' askew. Yes, 'the same food, the same selection and a are on financial aid. should be commended for the way it DUSC and especially its magic of the dollar pays our tuition and cheaper price at any market or restaurant Last month, dining services decided to deftly handled the Christiana West president, )ohn Burke, have done ·an helps with our social lives, but when it in Newark. make everyone pay cash up front for meal Tower's tear gas crisis. excellent job, ·at least much better comes to putting food in our mouths. it McDonald's for example. plans. No longer can you put it on your Unfortunately though, the than their predecessors. Burke has makes a left turn and heads down the You have a question? Yes, you in the account and pay it like you pay your university did not seem too interested been quite activ.e and vocal in his toilet. back row. tuition. in student opinions. or s'tudent struggles for more of a student voice, * When I purchase $300 worth of "Well, what about a corporation having They seemed to have forgotten abo'ut observation when it dismissed a awareness and participation. points, I don' t get the same amount back to make profits?" financial aid recipients. I usually wait (Qr DUSC representative from the Thanks for the memories to one in food . Okay, let's address this point. ARA, my government checks to come before I subsequent meetings concerning the and all. * When I decide that I don't want to which holds the contract for supplying pay anything. I used to be able to carrY,' a buy $300 worth of food, I don't get food for all the dining halls, is a huge negative balance on my account,whi ~ h change. company that must make profits. But, just would be cleared when the checks arrive(!. * And what is even worse, is the fact how much is an important point. I can't anymore. _ that I have to pay up front for the points, ARA buys the food at a discount "Well, we at dining services don't w~t it no longer gets billed to my account. because they buy in such quantity. Then to do paper work or deal with othyr Dining Services, or just Randle Clay, they ship it to campus where they raise the departments. We just want cash." ··' The Review's policy for guest columnists should take a basic course in student price to cover overhead cost, and they I think you are forgetting what yo'lir economics. Because, after all, it is their raise it a lot. purpose is on this campus. Just to remi~d The Review welcomes guest editorial columns from students and other members of job to cater to student needs and wishes. you, it is to cater to needs and wishes pf So they make money when they buy 1 the university community. So here is your first lecture, please take a lesser quality food in bulk, and they make the students of the University .S?f Columns should be 750 words in length and be relevant to the affairs of the seat and take out your notebooks and money when they sell the inferior goods at Delaware. If you are going to ma!\e university, the nation or the world. pencils. an inflated price. changes, talk to students first, get ththr If interested, call Jason Sean Garber, Jeff Pearlman or Adrienne Mand at 831-2774. Okay, here's your first problem. But here is the kicker. input. And when you finally do it, ~II Let's say a student writes a check for What if the student decides that they no everyone about it, not just your secretar>~ $300 to Dining Services, which he/she longer want 'the service, or that they don't Randle Clay, the man in the back d$. expects will buy food for the semester. want to spend the entire $300? said in an article on Dec. 7 on the fr~~ ~ ·Now taking into account overhead, Dining services takes the money page of The Review that "(Diniffg Editorial Staff inflated prices and a hefty profit margin, anyway. You only get a small portion Services) wish to become a part of t)1e jason Sean Garber, editorial editor/columnist Jeff Pearlman, editor in chief/ columnist will the purcha'sing power of the $300 be back, and some students have lost as much fabric of the university. We're alwa.js Rich Campbell, rolumnist Greg Orlando, rolumnist equal to what is bought? as $70 to the black hole of meal contracts. experimenting and trying something." .., Gary Geise, columnist John Ottinger, cartoonist Anyone have an answer? Anyone? That is a blatant misuse of a students Great, you take our money, and now Brian Hickey, columnist Jason N. Smith, columnist Well the answer is no. buying potential, agreed? you want ou~ clothes too. Please stay ·m Liz lardaro, rolumnist Rob Wherry, columnist The prices are so jacked up. For Yes, you in the back row- again. your office. ·' J. Matthew O'Donnell, rolumnist Alyson Zamkoff, columnist instance, it costs $1.99 for Arizona Iced "Well, it's a complicated thing, sir. Tea and 90 cents for an apple. The value You don't understand about overhead Rob Wherry's editorial columns appe~r of the dollar depreciates to nothing. I' m costs." Tuesdays in The Review. ·; Learning the -nasty truth about liberals '.Tis the season of giving systems, b) people are naturally good unable to discern the truth if it bit them and have no nasty human tendencies, on the nose. Commentary and c) that we "owe" people things As long as Johnny gets an "A," spent on good professors, and less through the roof if Santa were to ~ (because we are to blame for the parents think (wrongly) that he is on paving the walkways on the say, "OK, David, I'll give your By jason problems), the liberal thinks that learning something. But you can't Commentary mall, perhaps high schoolers will school a better reputation by not Nathaniel government can and should fix design computer chips am cars based on look at us like we are interested in letting everyone in. Do you want a Smith evecything. feelings. By Brian education here. What a novel idea! Nerf, too?" Uberal Attack Plan A nation of "feelers" sure would I know what you are thinking, 3) Last year, the university ' Of course, for the "Liberal Big boost the liberal political agenda, Hickey that the university receives the promoted a program of diversity Government Utopia" to succeed, the tOOugh. money with a specific purpose, and and for the first time, I noticed how As this is my last colunm for the liberals must discredit their enemies. So But w December 14, 1993. THE REVIEW. A 11 Reflections on the true, non-academic education e-ceived at UD Tht slability of tducaJion out of bed. What a life I will leave behind! know what happened. They have the right to My parents are e11ceptional. When they My life as a college student is coming to a Career opponunities consume my thoughts know the facts and the details. started having children 32 years ago, they hing halt and boy, is that scary. on a daily basis. I have already sent out a half We, The Review, are not a public relations made a commitment to themselves and us that With only one semester of college left, I a dozen resumes in a less than welcoming job Commentary newspaper. We do not have to announce your their four daughters would graduate college. ave been brewing over the prospects of a market. local bake sale or that Joe Average won the Well, I am the last one to go through . My uture in which another level of education It can make you think: maybe I could have By E.]anene man of the year award. mother and father have produc.ed a successful ill not be my next step. studied harder for a better GPA, if I had just Nolan I realize some readers like to criticize our nurse, an amazing teacher, an astonishing ~ Let me clarify that. The transitions one one more internship or not have let my grammatical errors, question our policies and opera singer and me. (If I can make it through 'f.periences in life are basically related to the personal life interfere with my school work, make critical comments about our reputation. the next six months.) ovement of one's education. High school maybe I would have an edge. To Jay some of these doubts to rest, I am It was just recently that I reali zed that nOt lI as a big step after elementary schoo l, and However, in hindsight with all this in express, even as a writer. proud to say The Review is recognized all parents are as giving as mine. I thought all ' ollege was an even more frightening mind, I would not have changed a thing. I had The reason I want to be a journalist is nationally as one of the top five college mothers drove an hour to take care of her kid Ivansition because of the move away from an amazing four years at the University of because I will be learning about something newspapers for the second year in a row. This when she had a stomach virus. home, li ving on my own and fending for Delaware. new everyday. If I write a story about Health "Pacemaker Award" is the Pulitzer Prize of I thought all fathers cried when they jhyself. I had moments that will never be replaced. Care Reform, I will be learning about it for college journalism. Well, we must be doing expressed how he felL for his daughter, as he · ~ But these transitions still had the secure I met President Bill Clinton and Lenny myself. If I research a story about China, that something right. told her how important her education and ,...all of education to lean on. I knew what to Kravitz (my two idols), I made life long is knowledge I am gaining through osmosis. I am extremely sad to say I am leaving the future would be. ·p.11pect. I would be learning, attend ing class friends and fell in love for the first time in my I'll have it for as long as I can remember it. I paper I have grown to love. Well, they don 't. I just got lucky . llind studying. That has been my job for the life. will be able to gain knowledge first hand I have to leave my position as associate Now, it is my parents' tum to get back all ~ !last four years. Who am I kidding? -that has Respectively, I have had experiences that about so many different things in the world. news editor to have yet another internship, so the self-sacrificing they have given r ~n my occupation fo rever. When anyone will scar my life forever. Loves were lost. The prospect of becoming a worldly, learned that I will be able to compete in the fierce unselfishly to their children. They rightly ~eel me what I did or whenever I filled out Friends hun me and tears were shed. person is exciting to me. world of journalism. deserve it. l·.I forms, I simply artSwered, "!am a student." Basically, what I experienced and learned Working for The Review, I have also As I leave the paper for an internship at I want them to know my sincere gratitude. ~ 1 i Now, in six shon months, I will be living a during this time is called life. learned a Jot about people. Through my KYW-3, I want to thank The Review for I truly admire my parents and only hope to be r hole new program. Now I am ready to move on. I am scared, experiences, I now know the average person giving me the best of friends, great writing half of who they are. ~ / No longer will I be living in a cute little but anxiously •anticipating the new life that is does not have a clue about how the news clips and the ride of my life. It was intense. My father taught me how to be passionate !i~ouse for free with three close friends. Gone ahead of me. media works. and have ambition. ill, be that monthly check from my parents We, The Review, are here to disseminate My Gratitude My mother taught me to be compassionate or food, fun and other amenities. Being a journalist the on-goings of our campus community. and a sincere friend. .. I won't be able to go out drinking on a There are some sad events at our university. I owe everything I am to my parents' love Thank you and I love you. '- ,.,Tuesday night, and I wi ll have a lot more This semester I gave the better part of my We do not make these happen. We do not and true faith in me. ·"!tress to deal with than what to do about the time, energy and effon to The Review. I have cause a rapist to rape or the train to hit a They have meant more to me than anyone E. janene Nolan is an outgoing associate class notes I missed because I could not get learned in ways I would never be able to student. It is just our job to let the public in the world. news editor ofThe Review. ' Accolades, thanks Semi-final thoughts from The Court Jester Whoomp- there it is. complaining, everything, for the majority, has an·d a final goodbye After biding one's time at this university for Commentary been pleasant memories. three-and-a-half years, and at this paper for a year · And as a new chapter begins, the previous I' ve ever known, so much so that I and-a-half, the homogeneous population at this one ends. I can turn the pages and look back, but I actually get angry at her~ f On tli'e ·removal of sex organs ... On legalizing drugs ... "I mean, isn 't that how I should regions of a nation now so deeply afflicted -Jill Porter,The Philadelphia Daily News, feel after his encouraging performance by rising crime and racial and class Dec. 10,1993. Wednesday night against Chicago. polarization? " .. . Many of the women who have " ... The reaction [to Surgeon "Or do I tumble off the " .. .Unless universities use their mastectomies each year would have just as General's Jocelyn Elders suggestion of legalizing drugs] was swift and predictable. bandwagon, deciding that the kid might not special capacities to 'respond to the strong a prognosis for recovery if they had a make it, that he's so far behind it's not a desperate voices' of urban America, breast-saving combiMtion of a lumpectomy Indignation. anger. Shoe/c. So many people, " ... All [Elders] said, colleagues keep telling me, is that we should study the possible journey? {William] Greiner contends, "they will fait and radiation, according to th e National so many lcnees jerlcing. "Maybe I'm not thinking clearly, society and go the way of the great moMstic Breast Cancer Coalition. "You'd have thought Elders had possibility of legalizing drugs; whaJ' s wrong endorsed distributing crac/c vials to with simply asking for a study? maybe my eyes are bleary from the glare of institutions of the Middle Ages. ' "And recent studies by the Rand the Hanu/ckah lights. I know what the Sixers " ... Those universities thai spring Corporation and others suggest as many as kindergartners with their Crayolas. "Plenty! "Not that I'm a proponent of "The first thing wrong with it is are telling me, but I lceep seeing a kid who to the challenge, that are willing to risk half of the hysterectom ies and cesa.rean looks as if he just graduated from Lower some of their resources and best talent to sections don e ea ch year are ellher legalizing or decriminalizing drugs. I'm not, that it has talcen the issue of drug treatment and put it on a back burner whitt we get Merion , Avon Grove or Academy Park and grapple with the country's deep social uMecessary or questionable. If you think a for the simple reason that -like Elders -I been proudly placed on former colleague economic-racial gaps, may be the ones we woman's ulerus and ovaries are not "sex just don't know enough about it. sidetraclced on this silly issue of whether we can reduce crime by making e·asier for Dick Weiss' blue-chip college recruiting honor- and which we choose to keep on organs" in the same way as a penis is, try "But the hysteria over her words is supporting publicly and privaJely." as/cing a woman who has undergone one of downright laughable - indicative of the addicts to get_ drugs. list. loathsome attitude that prefers moral " ... She wasn ' t ]a/king about "Ask me again what I think next -Neal R. Peirce, The Philadelphia these operations if it has had an impact on month. OK, in two months ... " Inquirer, Dec . 13, 1993 htr sexuality. posturing over candid confrontation. decriminalization, which would cut the penallies and stop wasting so much money , . -Phil Jasner, The Philadelphia Daily . .• "But that, of course, doesn't make "The folks who reject the idea of "• News, Dec. 10, 1993 news. Nor does thefactthal some imm ig rant even studying this option show the same jailing people who should be in hospitals. On the Boy Scouts case ... parents may soon ask U.S. doctors, li/ce narrow mindset as those who argue that "That policy is so stupid and their European colleagues , to perform what providing condoms in high schools wasteful that we shouldn't even bother to " ... That ruling and others like it is euphemisticatly kn own as 'female encourages young people to have sex. They study before lcicking that one to the curb ... "' On universities' role in urban areas reflect the growing acceptance by many circumstances' on their lillie girls · choose to be morally absolute and ignore -Elmer Smith, The Philadelphia Daily Americans that formal avowal of religious "The most extreme fo rm of th is the fact lhaJ ,many young people are already News, Dec. 10,1993 faith is not a magicatty accuraJe test of each 'ritual genital mutilation involves the_c ulling having sex and saving them from the "For a generation, America's other' s moral worth. The Boy Scouts should off the clitoris and parts of the l_abta, then disastrous consequences is just as important On Shawn Bradley ... universities served the military-industrial not wait for the courts to order them to open sewing together the vulva . It IS usuatfy as inhibiting sexual activity. complex of the Cold War. Today , the doors wider. performed in barbaric rather than surgical " ... Young people are alrtady corporations continue to lap academic "Scouting ... needs a membership doing drugs . Our current approach isn't "I'm standing here on the circumstances, using broken glass or sharp precipice, suddtnly wavering. based research for their own profit. policy as big as all outdoors ... any sticks instead of a scalpel. The purpose is to working. If, as critic argue, legalizing drugs "But now comes the question : organization could profit from a 10-year-old would result in increased drug use, perhaps "Do I stay put, stick to my guns, member with enough strength of character promote virginity and chastity ..." still believing that the 76ers are right, thaJ Could colleges and universities, into which -The Natiofi(Jl NOW Times, Nov. 1993 the other social advantagts might make the we'vt pourtd so much of our public and to refuse to swear falsely ." tradeoff worth risking ... 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BY LAURA FASBACH "Hi, I'm Matt," he said. Keri, who talks to some of M•n•ging Editot her friends at least three times t wouldn't be much While most e-mail users may a day, says,"e-mail is the next longer. not have this same experience, best thing to the phone." Keri waited at the the trend of computer Maura, another roommate I airport gate. A little communication is not agrees. "I check my mail as if nervous, a little apprehensive, uncommon. it were my answering she remembered the first time For Julie, Keri's roommate, machine," she says. "Keri and she ever talked to Matt. it's almost too common. "My I can talk to each other It had been four months ago. throughout the day," she adds. She was introduced to him by "Otherwise I'd have no other her best friend Emily while way to get in touch with her." they were conversing over "I check my mail A typical weeknight in the Electronic mail. Matt sat life of Julie, Maura and Keri down next to Emily in the as if it were my often includes some yelling University o f Michigan and slamming of doors. computer lab. "Why don ' t you answering As Julie sits in her room log on and talk to my friend at trying to study, she hears the Delaware?" Emily suggested to machine." dialing sound of the ·modem. Matt. She remembers she has to In the beginning, Keri make a call. This tell-tale sipn started us ing e-mail as a means roommates are e -mail freaks," indicates that the phone "is off to correspond with long she says only half jokingly. limits for the time being. Soon •• distance friends to save money. "They use it all the time." the sound of fingers dancing She never thought she'd have a Keri, a junior, says soon on a keyboard can be heard. pen pal, let alone meet him. after she received her account "Can you check my mail?" As the stewardess opened she became a junkie. In the Maura yells from down stairs. the door Keri waited to see past year, the novelty of e-mail "You've got messages," Keri Emily. has worn off. However, Keri informs. Emily approached Keri and still uses computers as a Within seconds, Maura runs they greeted each other with a substitute for letter writing. up the flight of stairs to Keri's friendly hug. Over her friend's Even Federal Express is too room. shoulder, Keri caught a slow. The two roommates begin to glimpse of the guy who was "The immediate response is laugh. An aggravated Julie, obviously her e-mail pal. satisfying," she says. storms down stairs where it is quiet. "It's aggravating that I have to wait to use the phone when they can use e-mail any time of the day," says Julie, reflecting on her roommates' addiction. Maura disputes saying, "Julie doesn't understand that when I use e-mail, those are my phone calls." Editors note : The above account is true. The characters and their tales are real. Last names have been withheld to prevent utter embarrassment. Warning: e-mail can be highly addictive. Log on at your own risk. ·classes,- a.re-taking to the network is now a frequent user. "I write More and more professors are to friends at different schools," she say. "I like it because it's introducing students to e-mail, cheap, easy and quick." Durbin himself was a student ·and finding they like it. in the e-mail classroom. In order to teach via e-mail, Durbin BY REBECCA TOll EN Office in the basement of Smith says, "I was in class with Managing Edilot Hall. people from London, Tokyo he students in Paul The objective is to make and N. Africa." Durbin's Contemporary every student computer literate, Senior Maura Haslamb first T Moral Problems class see says Harry Shipman, professor logged into her account each other once, maybe of physics and astronomy. sophomore year in her , twice a semester. "Classes are the way to do this." American Political Systems But his philosophy class gets In 1990, Shipman began class. Since then, Haslamb together about five times a requiring his students send him says she has used e-mail in at , week. e-mail. least one class per semester. Durbin doesn't reserve a room This was the boat that sent the Currently using it in Libby , for these discussions. His technology sailing into the McDowell's Written classroom is the network. mainstream. Communication in Business Like more and more Now professors all over the class, Has lamb says "It's professors, Durbin uses university are finding e-mail is a easier. I don't have to worry electronic mail, or e-mail, as his very convenient way to get in about fitting office hours into means of communication with touch with students. my schedule." students. "With e-mail, you don't play "Working with e-mail for a And it is h is 35 students telephone tag," says Accounting class helps [students) get used means of communication with Professor Dave Edwards. to it, and many learn it really each other. The students in Philosophy is a good thing they can use in E-mail is a method for Professor Alan Fox's honors the future," Durbin says. sending electronic messages World Religions class "loved "Computing," in general, is from one person to another using it," he says. going to be part of almost In the new era, classrOO:I the computer. Introduced to e-mail in her everybody's job. " Shipman To log on, take your student Food and Economic Resource says"It may be basic says. ID to the Computing Accounting class, freshman Karen Sullivan survival." As an artist, Nic: Interactive, multimedia advances can deter the cteafht. reached wh· e-re · - y ~>L · computers th in 'it put students in the situations they your creativity,- he s; "A picture is wr you have a ''· ~ ', OOf are learning about. represent those wbtt Professor Vera"Kami BY REBECCA TOLLEN about," says Fred Hofstetter, associate For music majl!n-'! Managing Edilor provost/director of instructional technology. ear training- by ' r~v In the foreign languages department, for magine a Spanish class taking you specific notc:· Mult·i to Barcelona without ever leaving example, the computer puts you on a Barcelona street. Walking around, you'll makes it possil'>le to the classroom. A history class time - any note ott Ibringing the fall of the Berlin wall get lost, need directions and stop a local. Right there in Barcelona, you're speaking replayed instantiy; · 1 into the lecture hall. And an undergraduate " This is a lUXU I anatomy class that provides cadavers. The Spanish. Forget what a word means, the definition is just a mouse click away . Richard Murray sao/5 class of the future right? "Before, this wou Wrong . "It's a virtual situation," Hofstetter says. unless you havc1·a1 Interactive learning is no longer a lesson This is the class of today. different sectiohs-.' Adv ances in multimedia technology learned in the bars. It is happening in Otherwise ta make the future available right now. almost every department. teacher/student inter Multimedia is the mixing of text, video "Most design is done digitally on the computer," Raymond Nichols, art professor, comes alive \Y irh mu and audio controlled by a computer. Instead of' he'ilri b• By recording digital audio and video, says. "[The computer) has changed the facts about the•'Y·fe t scanning pictures and text, using interactive nature of teaching visual communications." now watch aduar•oc videodiscs and CD-ROMS (optical media Art students are now taught in a that containing readable video, text and multimedia computer laboratory that student has 11-'quesl c audio) classes are coming alive with enables them to put text, film, pictures and period, the teaclre tl stroke of a ke !': ·~\ . computerized curriculums. sound into the computer. " Dynamics of J "Multimedia computing actually puts the "As a student now, you simply can't interactivc videotlil< student in the situation they are learning afford not to know [computers]," Nichols The Internet wraps around the world, but has roots right here With the NSFNET Backbone Service 1993 stroke of a few keys, you can go anywhere. BY REBECCA IOLLEN Managing Editor 0 • CaoNodoiSwitchlng&boysloms (CNsS) Houacn. TX his fall, a Virginia e = Extenor Nodal SW!tclmg S..bsysoem (ENSS) NSFNET Bactcbone SMvlces pro.,tded oy college student was able Advancea Nerwork & SeMc:es 1•NS) to help a suicidal T undergraduate in Denver Farber, who know teaches at the transmitting video and audio from killing herself after two University of Pennsylvania. The across the network, enables hours of e-mailing. university, in a sense, was the Mills to interact with technical During the Persian Gulf crisis, central location of the electronic conferences all over the world senior Ed Golden talked to a post office. without ever leaving his office. man in Israel from his computer "The center of all academic "It keeps me off airplanes," he in a Delaware dorm room. traffic in the world came says. With the stroke of a few through the University of The white board in Mill's computer keys, you can be Delaware," he says. Evans Hall laboratory is also anywhere in the world - as long In the mid-'80s the NSF hooked up to the network. "You as your destination is connected. started building the NSFNET by write on the video white h'lard," -Welcome to the Internet. allocating funding for regional he says, "and it goes all over the The electronic highway that networks . These networks were world. circles the globe has its roots designed as high-speed, long "I work much more closely right here at the university. distance data lines that today with people now than I ever did In the mid-1960s, the form the Internet's backbone. before," Mills says. Department of Defense (DOD) The university's research also With about two million designed a computer helped the network ' s speed computers connected, the communication link with no limit. network is full of diverse users central switching station as a In 1987, Delaware, along with and new opinions, Farber says. foolproof means for transporting three other universities, "Eltposure to different information in the event of a participated in the Gigabyte Test cultures is a part of education, nuclear assault. This is the Bed, a major experiment in high and the majority of U.S. students bedrock of the network we know speed networking. don't do it," he says. "The today. Because of Farber's research network can have a profound The DOD's network, efforts, the university decided effect." ARPANET, was restricted to early on to embrace Internet With the Internet and the only governmental use. But the technology, says David Mills, university's connection to it, computer science and professor of electrical students have access to engineering communities in engineering. information from places they many universities wanted to take The university began putting never dreamed of. part. together its own network in "Every topic I've ever thought So, in 1979 they submitted an 1983, Today it links the entire about is there," says freshman extended network to the campus. David Kissinger. National Science Foundation From this network, the Th is is a new medium for (NSF) for funding. And in 1981, university community has access forming relationships, Farber NSF granted $5 million to a to the Internet. says. partnership of two corporations And with the Internet, Students, he says, can meet and two universities students and faculty have access people with the same interests as Delaware being one - to to the world. them and actively communicate initiate the Computer Science "It's a highway, but it's got a by investigating news groups Network (CSNET). lot more lanes and goes at the they find interesting. News "This put the stake in the speed of light to any home, groups can be compared to ground," says Dave Farber, business or school," Fred interest meetings on any topic former Delaware electrical Hofstetter, associate under the sun. engineering professor, "This put provost/director of instructional "You really become part of an Delaware on the electronic technology says. electronic community," map." On the computer screen in his sophomore Alan Perry says. The CSNET was a network Evans Hall office, Mills uses the "People with totally different that developed and ran phone network to pull up the video and perspectives sharpen and define based e-mail, that operated audio of a symposium in Texas. new way of looking at things," worldwide until 1986, says Video Conferencing, Farber says. On Internet, he says, it doesn't matter if you are black, white, young or old - it's your ideas that count. Farber recalls his response to "It's a highway, but its got a lot an electronic note about how to use the network. He wrote back more lanes and goes at the speed of giving suggestions on how to have it published. light to any home, business or The book turned out to be a best seller. The author he helped school." was a freshman at a local university. "Using electronics," Farber says, "what you say can be as good as what a Nobel Prize :s are becoming virtual winner says." hands of human anatomy students. In multimedia in their assignments in addition to seeing actual joints move and Hofstetter's experimental class, Multimedia dissections performed on the screen, Presentation Technology, offered this fall. students can interact with the cadavers. The class, which will also be offered in "Mistakes," Hofstetter says, "are made the spring, "prepares students to be on a simulated body." knowledgeable about the multimedia that Writing, which encompasses all subjects, will be part of our future," Hofstetter says. changed with the invention of word Junior biology major Eric Diehl enrolled processing. for this very reason. Spelling and grammar checks have "In the neltt couple of years," Diehl says, gone· are the days of helped to make writing a thoroughly "everything is going to be multimedia. nding the tape for a creative process. "I took this course because if I'm up a technology now But now, with the ability to incorporate against 15 other guys and the company sees y stop music in video and audio in word processing that I have multimedia presentation Y composition can be software, writing is taking one giant step experience they'll pick me like that." further. This, Hofstetter says, is the future of Essays are now being written with information. graphics and sound accompaniment. "Any teacher, business person, artist or Marcia Halio's EllO class last semester musician who doesn't know multimedia handed in research papers on disk, complete wouldn't be able to function in their jobs in the 21st century," Hofstetter. with sound bites and pictures. INTERNATIONAL CONNECTIVITY ~ ·, with little "Adding sound and graphics make the Multimedia as a teaching tool will bring Version 9 • 8/1/93 l)le history class paper more credible," says Halio, who has back the motivation lacking in today's • Internet technology. been involved with bringing computers into students, Hofstetter says. rattle off instruction for IS years. The insurge of multi-media in the • BitNet but not Internet , students can Next semester, Charles Link's Principles classroom will bring back America's • EMIIII Only (UUCP, FldoNet, or OSI) footage . And if a of Microeconomics students will actually competitive edge lost as a result of its 0 No Connectivity any historical watch economic supply and demand curves students falling achievement levels, he says. pul ~ it up with the rise and fall. · "Multimedia," Hofstetter says, "is going "It's a large class and I'm trying to make to become a life skill and it will be just as it more dynamic," Link says. important as reading and math are now by Students can learn to incorporate the year 2000." D THE NEW AGE • THE REVIEW • December 14. 1993 ,.,• i ·1- Take advantage of the Internet ... prepare for the future ByRebeccaTonen The university is offering its students free access. What are you waiting for? t's here for the taking. The sports information, job listings, Corporate professionals, the Internet to access Tiberian they are learning about. as we now 1 y the early university is actually giving weather reports, student activities doctors, anists, lawyers, even governmental documents. Taking French this semester? 21st century. Hofstetter says. us access to the world. And and basically anything you need journalists are rushing to have It's as easy as that. Plug a videodisc into the Our generation is part of the I it's all for free. to know about life at Delaware. their Internet addresses (e-mail The Internet is so full o f computer, and you're in Paris . "Internet Boom." By the time we So why are only half of the From U-Discover!, students accounts) put on business cards. information that getting to your This technology enables the are our parents' age, the Internet students taking advantage of this have access to the Internet - Students: these are some of the specific need may take some student to converse with natives, and multimedia will have been learning opportunity? their connection to the world. careers that you will pursue after searching. But that's half the fun. rather than learning selected common pracfice for about I 0 It's not boring, or even that On Internet, students can find graduation. And it will be your Learning new things about the phrases out of a book. years. _ · difficult. information on every subject address on that card. Internet as you peck and hunt for Interactive learning will This is the time to prepare Tor In fact, the network, and all of under the sun, and even some The university is giving you what you need is what it's all change the nat ion ' ~ .:ducat ion our futures . And for our the things that come with it, is under the moon. You can play the chance to use the Internet about. system. generation, this means learning accessible with the stroke of a interactive games and discuss any before entering the "real" world. Professors are also using the Currently, Texas, California about the technology that awaits few keys. hobby, fetish or food with people I strongly suggest you take them Internet in their curriculums. E and Florida are making it us after graduation. · All students have to do is all over the world. up on this offer. mail is showing up as class mandatory that teachers are The university is one step simply access their e-mail The Internet is a culture within Not only will it prepare you requirements in courses all over literate in technology. And in ahead, however. They are making accounts. To do this, bring your itself. But it's a rich one, filled for what is to come, but using the the university. California, some schools are this technology available tO ~ Il . S student lD to the Computing with valuable opportunities and Internet will enhance your Advances in interactive, spending textbook budgets on now. Accounting Office in the experiences waiting to be learning experience to the fullest. multimedia technology are also interactive, multimedia programs. So access your e-mail accoun'ts Basement of Smith Hall. And you explored. The Internet in itself is a changing the face of our "The world is changing, and and explore the world before you are ready to explore the world. Already about two million classroom. classrooms and our future . it's changing really fast," Fred have to go out into it. · " U-Discover!, on the users strong, the Internet is Research papers can now have Interactive, multi -media Hofstetter, provost/director of university's network, provides attracting people from all sources from the horses mouth. technology is making it possible instructional learning, says. Rebecca To/len is a managing students with their personal files, professions. Writing a paper on Tiberia? Use for students to be in the situation The computer will take over editor of The Review. Con1puting at the university is moving toward the future continued from A must be registered. Like each car has a license plate, each accessed account has a -.. the country or the world. "The Internet is imperative for faculty. user name. To register, bring your student ID card to They couldn't function without it," Shipman mi says. "Since the university is connected, it the Computing Accounting Office in the doesn't cost that much to put students on it." basemeiolt of Smith Hall . "It's the technology of the future," ...... St In Spring 1992, Delaware students were .i .. sh issued their Internet driver's licences - e- Shipman says . "I thought that before it became famous." as Although students pay no direct fee for using the network, only half of the student body is taking advantage of it, according to Susan Allmendinger, assistant director of "There are people who systems security and access. "There are people who are quite are quite comfortable, comfortable computing, and then there are the never-evers," Shipman says. and then there are "The never-evers are going down, but it's not zero." never-evers." More and more students are taking an interest in computing. -Harry Shipman, professor or physics and astronomy The Technology House in the Ray Street residence halls formed in 1991. And as incoming classes arrive, they are exposed early on to the computing utili ties mail accounts. offered. The accounts provide every student with "I never thought of myself as a access to the university's network and to the technological person," says freshman Karen Internet. Sullivan. The road is now open. "But it's really easy. 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Assistant Entertainment Editor ,., J'here are many distinct although anyone who has ever If, however, you are unable to Christmas music can create a ·odications that the festive gotten their tongue stuck to a make i l to your nearest video festive holiday atmosphere. Olvistmas season has fallen upon frozen flagpole may strongly store, you needn' t fret. There will Or it can drive you to wanting to us once again; old, white bearded disagree. When Ralph finally got be plenty of television specials to maim a random Santa Claus at your m'On in red jumpsuits begin his hands on that Red Rider BB fill your time while the chestnuts nearest shopping mall. r~.aming around shopping malls, gun, we all shot our eyes out with roast in the microwave. So selecting the right music is egg nog is once again available at him. Just how would we survive with important. There's many traditional 7-11 and every television network If slap-stick is more your thing, out those cheery children's holiday favorites, but when you're ®gins to fill their schedule with renting National Lampoon's specials we've all grown to love? a college student, Perry Como's ~as . many Christmas specials as Christmas Vacation will have A Charlie Brown Christmas is a White Christmas just doesn't time will allow. you jiggling like a bowlful of must see. Your heart breaks every produce a happy mood. Having the family gather jelly. And if for some reason the year when Charlie kills his poor Nauseated and violent is more -a,round the boob tube for that video shelves are bare when you little Christmas twig with one like it. favorite holiday treat has become arrive, there should be dozens of single ornament. There are many holiday favorites as much of a tradition as seeing copies of Ernest Saves And who could forget the for those of you who put on your who can actually remember what Christmas available to choose ceremonious return to Whoville in red hats and sweaters, eat mounds happened on the 11th day of from. Dr. Seuss' How the Grinch Stole of candy canes and watch It's a Christmas. You should definitely catch a Christmas. The roast beast would Wonderful Life round the clock So just in case you can't seem couple viewings of the Charles seem quite undercooked this year through Dec. 25. to catch one of the 997 airings of Dickens classic A Christmas if you weren't able to wimess the The all-time three greatest It's A Wonderful Life or Miracle Carol. If you can' t find the Grinch's heart growing three sizes Christmas songs can't be found on on 34th St. in the upcoming original version anywhere, both that day (or was it seven?) any holiday collection. weeks, here's a list of holiday Mickey's Christmas Carol and Then of course there's the The original aid effort, Band favorites that should not be The Muppets Christmas Carol whole claymation genre of Aid 's Do They Know It's missed for any cause. are sure to be running on the Christmas specials. Starting it Christmas, still brings a tear to the R Whatever you do, A Christmas Disney channel continually for the off, we have the traditional story eye. Whoever doesn't feel the spirit 'll:ftl'... Story, starring Peter Billingsly, next few weeks. If all else fails, of Rudolph the Red-nosed of the holidays with this tune is "a should be watched as many times go rent a copy of Scrooged with Reindeer, where he travels to the bad banana with a greasy black THE REVIEW /Fil-;Photo as humanly possible. This is Bill Murray in the title role of land of misfit toys along with peel" (Grinch reference). Ska·core, mosher-pleasers, Fishbone, jumps for joy on their Herbie the elf who aspires to be a The Waitresses' Christmas holiday album It's A Wonderful Life (Gonna Have a Good Time). dentist. Next we have Santa Wrappings comes out with a Claus is Coming to Town, where vengeance every year. Probably croon his way into your heart with always two volumes of A Very Mr. Heatmiser joins the young St. their best remembered song next to When My Heart Finds Special Christmas, which Nick in that holiday classic, "Put I Know What Boys Like, it's a biller Christmas. benefilled the Special Olympics. One Foot in Front of the Other." holiday favorite. Connick, the Frank Sinatra of The first one had such wondrous If you do feel the need to brave Speaking of bitter Christmas our time, might seem like songs as Run D.M.C. 's Christmas the elements to watch a current music, there's The Kinks' Father s omething your parents would in Hollis. It was one of the first Christmas favorite on the big Christmas, with the violent pleas to listen to, but hi s music is universal Christmas raps and still one of the screen, there are a couple of Santa such as "Give my daddy a job for all ages. best. choices to choose from . Tim cause he needs one/He's got lots of He takes classics Let It Snow! The second album gave us Frank Burton's The Nightmare Before mouths to feed/And if you got it I Let It Snow! Let It Snow!, Rudolph Sinatra's duet with Cyndi Lauper Christmas may be a little too want a machine gun/So I can kill all the Red Nosed Reindeer and The (possibly the scariest duo in music creepy for. some traditionalists. If the .'ids on my street .. ." Little Drummer Boy and cranks history) on Santa Claus is Coming this is true in your case, The As far as albums, there's them out in a traditional fashion for To Town . You wonder if Frank ever Nutcracker, starring everyone's Fi shbone's It's a Wonderful Life the holidays. used the word "chick" when favorite brat, Macaulay Culkin (Gonna Have a Good Time), a But Connick is suave and has referring to his sidekick. should ease your sappy, four song EP from the funky heroes savvy. His work on Aile Maria will But the greatest Christmas album sentimental disposition. of hip-hop, ska-core. make you openly weep, but he's a of all-time is none other than A Finally, when you do give Kris They give a very thrashy hip guy. Charlie Brown Christmas by the Kringle and Clarence the Angel Christmas feeling with the title Boyz II Men have just released Vince Guaraldi Trio. their due, please steer clear of the song, but the classic here is Slick their Christmas Interpretations in It's a mixture of jazz and Turner Network. They've seemed Nick (You Devil You), which makes time for the holiday buying rush. classical music to create a mood as to have gone a lillie color-by you want to close up the chimney It ' s the follow up 10 the top ten festive as the television special. The number crazy the past few years. flue come Dec. 24. album Cooleyhighharmony with best tune is Linus and Lucy, which Black and white is the only way to They wail out "spilling Jack their latest si ngle Let It Snow, as we all remember as the part when go with these classics. Daniels all over the drapes/Spray well as thei r rendition of Silent the characters freak out in a So in the meantime, eat, drink painted a bad finger over the Night. dancing frenzy. and be jolly. These extra special fireplace/Tattoos on his arms and It will most definitely stay on the Even without the miracles of treats are only brought to us once knees// ne11er thought Santa Claus charts way after the holiday season Johnny Mathis, Bing Crosby or TliE REVIfW /File Photo a year, so soak up all of the could be such a sleeze ... " to fill us with good cheer those annoying singing cats, the What would Ouistmas be without a visit from everyone's favorite Christmas cheer you can. For a more traditional style throughout 1994. magic of the holidays can be heard family, The Griswolds from National Lampoons Christmas Vacation. HAPPY HOLIDAYS!!! Christmas, Harry Connick Jr. will If anyone has forgotten, there's as loud as Santa's sleigh bells. 'Wayne's World' is not worthy Congratulations! The first annual with this insulting sequel Review recipe winners take the cake required for this dish. Wayne's World 2 references, which included Thelma they had with Paramount. II took awhile, but it ' s finally here. And First Place goes to .. . Pamela Grecsek"s (below) Stephen Su~ik and Louise and many kung-fu movies. It seemed like the movie purpose Paramount Pictures The basic premise of the movie was to create one giant two hour The Re11iew is proud to Pamela Grecsek ' s Southern winnng Southern Comfort Cake was be used Grade: 0- parodied The Doors, with Wayne Aerosmith video. announce the winners of its first Comfort Cake, a treat for the defmitely invented to whole family (including in college. What could be easier meeting Jim Morrison in the desert in a But, back to the plot, if you can fmd annual What's Cookin'? contest. We admit, at first it looked Grandma), and a nice change from than mixing a package of cake mix, BY BACHEL CERJCOLA AND dream. I think they used the winner of it under all that Saturday Night Live the Worst Jim Morrison Impersonation schtick. Wayne finds out from Jim bleak. One entry. One, tiny lillie kamikaze shots at a ny various a package of pudding and a few GLENN SlAVIN local bar. Leave this under the tree random ingredients with Southern Entertainment Editors Contest. Morrison that his purpose in life is to entry. But soon after, the entries They should've insened Charlton sponsor a rock concert, which he calls started pouring in. for Santa. Bon appetit! Comfon? It's Glenn's World ... Glenn's The cake turns out sticky and Heston in this role instead of his gas Waynestock. Well, not exactly pouring. Southern Comfort Cake World... party time ... excellent. .. sweet and, although the recipe calls station anendant/good actor cameo. So they recruit a washed up British More like trickling. But at least As written and composed by Hi there, welcome to Glenn's Pamela Grecsek for The Re11iew for 50-&J minutes in the oven, it And taking over the bad guy role, refugee from the 6J's to help them pull they carne in . World. With me, as always, is cooked in my kitchen in just under which was played by Rob Lowe in the the show together. So if you're looking for a fun Ingredients: I package cake mix Rachel... 30. first one, is Christopher Walken. But soon, he just disappeared, kind way 10 feast after finals are l package vanilla Party on Glenn. As a journalism major, baking is Walken did some of his worst work of like the way I'd like this movie to finished, try one of the recipes pudding Party on Rachel. Today we have a cenainly not my fone and some of since Batman Returns and I started disappear from my memory. li sted here, recommended and 4 eggs special segment. Movies that really the recipe's directions did confuse wishing he would have played Russian There was nothing original aboUI chosen for you by the next best 1/2 cup cold water suck. thing to Julia Child, The Re11iew 1/2 cup vegetable me a little. Foc example, did I cook Okay, let's take Wayne's World 2, roulette like he did in The Deer this flick. It seems Wayne and Garth features staff. oil the glaze mixture in my favorite do Hunter. fell into that Bill and Ted overkill trap. for example. Tschaa, did they just And the winners are ... 1/2 cup Southern kitchen gadget, the microwave, or the same old jokes or what? I agree, Glenn, but what was up Although the re-hashed jokes might with this Aerosmith thing? invoke a few chuckles, Wayne's Honorable Mention goes to Comfort did I simmer it on the stove top? As if we wouldn't notice. I opted for the stove and the It was like their presence in the World 2 will mostly produce Karen S . Roth of the College of A glaze made of: It kind of made me feel all stupid glaze looked a lot like very thin movie is satisfying some agreement collective audience hurling. Agricultural Sciences for her 1/4 c up buller inside, Glenn. contribution, Whale of a Stew. 1/2 cup water gravy. As I poured the glaze over Yeah, I agree Rachel. But let's look Yes, one large whale and one l/2 cup sugar the cake, I thought it might be too into this closely. more small eel are two of the l/4 cup Southern much, but the cake soaked up the Let me bring up to speed. First you ingred ients needed to make this Comfort glaze and the fork holes let it run all we have Wayne and Garth, who dish. To cook: Mix cake mix, pudding, the way through. partied and gave a second life to Honorable Mention also goes eggs, water, oil and Southern But since alcohol evaporates as Queen's Bohemian Rhapsody after to Camille King for her Celery Comfort. Pour into lightly floured it 's heated up, you won 't catch a their fiTSt blockbuster film. Crunch. A greased casserole dish, baking dish and bake at 325 buzz off of Southern Comfort Although there were no perceivable celery. water chesmuts, cheese and degrees for 50 minutes to one Cake. differences in the sequel, I must say, Ritz crackers compose this dish. hour. Remove from dish and let But licking the bowl can't hun. Rachel, Kim Basinger and Tl8 Carerra Third Place goes to Adam cool. Poke fork holes on top of I -Traci Manza wore really tight clothing. Schwing Carmichael for his rendition of cake for glaze before It cools. To Hardly worth the $6 Glenn. But the Sexual Chocolate. This orgasmic make the glaze, melt the buuer. most excellent part was when they confection entails layers of Once melted, add water, sugar and dressed up as the Village People. brownie, mousse and crushed Southern Comfort. Cook for three And, unfortunately, that was the Oreos. And Hershey's thought minutes then pour over cake. only time I actually guffawed. The rest Hugs and Kisses were cool. was just a weak attempt at reference Second Place goes to Douglas •And some advice from Grecsek humor, which culminated in an Einstein for his Shrimp Spanky. Make sure your roomma tes don ' t unnecessary and p-edictable Graduate Says Einstein, "When it is time to add more and more Southern rip-off, which, frankly, went on for get funky, take the shrimp out and Comfort to cake while you are not way too long. dive it into dijon mustard. Don't looking I They're not worthy! They're not THE REVIfW/FIIe Photo worry about excess or mess. Serve worthy! This was one of many Kim Basinger continues her string of bad movies with a cameo as Garth's seductive girlfriend in 'Wayne's World 2.' over rice." No, there is no alfalfa -Liz Lardaro Feature Forum December 14,1993. THE REVIEW• 82 With the holiday season, you can't miss (the good or bad) What a funny time of year this season season, you can always depend on the It's also fun to go driving around at more than 10 minutes of listening to this is. idiot box (the television to all th e night during this sea5on. All the houses can be bad for your health. Beginning with the fouth Thursday of Feature Forum unknowing) for some temporary holiday are decorated beautifully and you can ' t Another neverending quality of November (known more comma y to cheer. help but crane your neck to let your mind Christmas is that you realize that you and me as Thanksgiving) and By Brandon You can nick on the tube any given capture the beauty of the moment. everything is in a different light, extending through to Jan 2, Sunday afternoon in December and catch Then you hit somebody because you logically because everything is lit red and Christmastime has always been such a jamison some version of A Christmas Carol. It couldn't keep your eyes on the road . green. It's just an irrepressibly pleasant dizzying array of extremely opposite might be the cheesy musical version with Those insurance payments kind of put a feeling to hold conversations, read books emotions and experiences. Albert Finney or it might be the excellent damper on your holiday mood. or listen to music in the Christmas glow. Take this year for example; I opened powerless to control them. And they rendition with George C. Scott as Of course, Christmas just wouldn't be But you might regret it later when you the season by going to Philadelphia and always occur at Christrnastime. Scrooge. Either way, you can' t help but the same without the right music playing. suffer from some eye disorder stemming watching the annual Thanksgiving Day Of course, everyone knows that fall be seized with the holiday mood. My personal recommendations are from the fact that you didn't allow Parade. It should have been a good time, semester grades come out with special One of the more frustrating George Winston's December and A enough light to filter through your eye. especially considering that I had instructions for the postal service to experiences about Christmas is having to Mannhelm Steamroller Christmas. So there you have it, a pessimistic grandstand seats, the best seats for the deliver them to your house exactly one endure some really bad Chris tmas But a rare treasure is Christmas Rap. optimistic view of the holiday season. I event. But, alas, my jacket chose an day before Christmas. If you're like me, cartoon specials. Frosty the Snowman A friend of mine bought it for me two figured with both sides of the story I unfortunate time to cease all functions receiving your grades has always been a comes to mind immediately; if I were to years ago at the discount rack in an couldn't go wrong. with its zipper and I had a mostly fairly strenuous event to endure. have my way, I would take a Acme. It's so prestigious that the artists And neither can you. Happy Holidays. miserable time. Especially when the university wrongly flamethrower to our frozen friend every don 't even give their names on the liner But that's just a specific example, gives you a failing grade, like they did time he yells, "Happy Birthday!" Or set notes. They actually rap out 0 Little Brandon Jamison, otherwise known as applicable only to this year. There have two years ago with me. out some rat poison for the mouse that Town of Bethlehem and Silent Night. But Ebenezer Claus, is a Managing Editor been instances that occur year in and year But, ignoring the college aspect of the screws up Santa's arrival in The Night the highlight of the album is Santa Rap. for The Review. Feature Forum appears out, both good and bad, and I am Before Christmas. Just trust me on that one. But be warned, every other week. Cinemark Movies JQ 7:20, 9:30. Three Musketeers- Showtimes: First State Piau Shopping Center( 994· 1:35,4:30,7:10,9:45. 7075) Newark Cinema Center Newark Shopping Center (737-3720) Man's Best Friend- Showtimes for Tues.-Thur. Showtimes:7:45, 9:45 . Showtimes for Tues.-Thur. Sister Act 2- Disney will soon Addams Family Values· find out if all that money that Sister Act 2- Showtimes: Showtimes: 1:30, 4 :40, 7:30, they paid Whoopi was really 5:30, 8:00, 10:00. 10:05. '!~ worth itShowtimes: 2:00, 4:30, 715, 9:45. The Three Musketeers- The Nightmare Before Showtimes: 5:45, 8:15, 10:30. Christmas- Showtimes: 1:50, ~ Wayne's World 2- 'Tis the 4:25, 7:45, 9:40. season for cheezy sequels. Fa-la A Perfect World· Showtimes: la-la-la ... Showtimes: 1:00, 3:10, 5:00,7:45 , 10:15. Cool Runnings· Showtimes: I :40, 4:50, 7:50, 10:10. 5:20, 7:35, 9:50. Regal Cinemas 7 0-Peoples Josh and S.A.M.- Showtimes: Plaza Malice- Showtimes: 9:40. 1:00, 3:05,5:10. Showtimes for Tues.·Thur. Christiana Mall Cinema The Nutcracker- Showtimes: Geronimo-This movie is Showtimes for Tues.-Thur. 1:05. certain to jump right into Oscar The Nightmare Before A Perfect World- Showtlmes: territory. Showtimes: 1:00, 4:00, Christmas- Showtimes: I :30, 1:05,4:00, 7:05, 10:05. 7:00, 9:40. 3:30, 5:30, 7:3 0, 9:30. betwem good and great Three Musketeers Sister Act 2- Showtimes: 1:20, Addams Family Values Showtimes: 1:55, 4:30, 7:10, 4:20, 7:20, 9:50. Showtimes: 1:3 0, 4:00, 6:45 , made wonderfully clea r. 9:40. Wayne's World 2-Showtimes: 7:00,9: 10. My Life- Showtimes: 1:5 0, I :00, 1:45 , 4:00, 4:45, 7:00, 7:45, Mrs. Doubtfire- Showtimes: TH E 4:25, 7:20, 9:55. 9:30, 10:10 .. I :45, 2:30, 4:30, 5:30, 7:15, 8:30, AM E R I CAN HER I TA G E D I C TI ON AR Y MoRE POPU LA R - T his New York Tinw best sell er Carlita's Way - Showtimes: Mrs. Doubtfire- Showtimes: 10 :00. I :00, 4:00, 7:00, 10:00. 1:10, 4:10,7:10, 10:00. is sure to be a besr seller fo r you, roo! Geronimo-Showtimes: I :00, Y.:~ u ''llr wn iutl ''" y r nr JJ(J r it ami ttlliW 3:45, 7:00, 9:45. tlu twJil is Mur. Thir istht Jittiona,.y M ORE COMPREH ENSIVE- Thousa nds of emries. Remains the Day - Showtimes: A Perfect World- Showtimes: tho/ utr tht ntw stoml nrtl.. 1:00,4:00, 7:00, 10:00. 1:00, 4:00, 7:00, 10:00. etymolog ies, and word histori(s provide more inrorma The c:k&~nr , dn• doi&n iJKcnpr;natu ncatlt rion than any other dicrionary on rhc m:trkcr. We're Back! A Dinosaur Story· We're Back! A Dinosaur's •·"'""' phlll~t&nrh• . dnwlnsr. u d m•p• ~ · Showtimes: 1:05, 3 :00, 4:55, Story:- Showtimes: 1:40, 4:50. N(l ~u rhcni ur i....; dicriomry hu t:Y"Er bu:n m -Happy Holidays! .,;,.,aJ.Iyrk hGO'..,pluoii!Jiorud. M ORE UP· TO-DATE- The newest definitions of 7:00,9:00. Carlito's Way our times. incl uding words like 11trd, slam-dtmk, and Rachel Cericola Man's Best Friend Showtimes: 1:00, 4:05, 7:00, :l:c~rt :,:•..: · ::~ ~~~~; i :.d i:(l=.eo: 11idro jockry. keep it on the cu tting edge. Showtimes:3:20, 5 : 15, 7:40, 9:55 . ind.o,:u, sr ~c: dilllaiiJUqe . OUR FAMOUS USAGE PANEL M ORE VALU E - "A remark ably good money's worth 10:10. Apant:lv r•n di" inl"itll<"dwrnc:ri, Wuaron , My Life-Showtimes: 1:05, •MI I"'btic•pe-tbn olft•:rr irwU.ubkauidan« in an inOarcd c:conomy." un""'fdiiUf;t. Cool Runnings-Showtimes: 4:20, 7:15, 10:00. -Edmund Fuller, Wai! Sirttl/ournal - Mon•Y"O"yrn•rnd antOflrm•.witha.unpla, t h t nJn~ ..nufinc!t:l ac whcn: . - A e s ion al i t mt - word t u te d o nl yi r~ccrrain pn tlof thrcDUntry-rhuother dKtitMiuit:t don't include. - Erymo~ ·nd -dh.ii! Ofl' P'''I"'P"- · -Our ucl11 tivc tad critically t cclaimed eom • Question for the day: What pilttioo orindo· Ewopun Roou. do you most look forward to J EO PARDY! raeuclltour«l99l. ? during the holiday season? ? Available No'v At Your • • -!..University II Bookstore University of Delaware Junior Naomi Morse Senior Cassandra Senior Fran Biagioli Callaway Senior Lisa Faber I like going The rest and Relaxing, Going home, home and relaxation and being stress seeing my eating and not having a free and seeing family and having to carefree week. my boyfriend friends and worry about and family. my cat. school. A Multifaceted Resource Mtrriam.Wtbsltrs Colltgia te Dictionary, Tmth Edition retains tw o features that were well received when introduced in the last editi on: the date of each main entry's first r ec~rd c d usc and paragraphs offering information and advice about usa,:c at the entnes of words that are often the subject of dispute or confusion. It also lists each entry ' ~ definition~ in historkal order so the user can follow a word's develop ment over ume. In add 1u on, the d1c ti onary contains the following: • 160,000 entries • 2, 700 illustrative quotations TJiE STRFF CF SECT1CN Z '1/CUlD l 1KE TC • 2 11 ,000 definitions • 4,400 usage notes • 75,00() dates • 6 18 synonym paragraphs • 35,000 verbal illustrations • 700 pictorial illustrations '1/1SJ1 R JiRPP~ JiCl 1DR~ SERSCN TC Rll Explanat,o': notes, an e~ay on. the English language in the dictionary, a guide to pronunctauon, and •peoal secuons on signs and symbols, biographical names, geo- CF CUR RERDERS CF Rll D1FFERENT . ~~;:r'r~~~~a~c::~r:~ . foreign words and phrases. and a handbook of style round out REl 1G1CUS BEl 1EFS. PlERSE mRKE SIJRE Available No,v At Your -!..University TC ARYE R SRFE RND JC~CUS BRERK. II Bookstore University of Delaware December 14, 1993 • THE REVIEW. 83 Holidays still bring little toys for the big kid in us BY MARIA C CENTENERA person that warrams a particular toy, a title "Earring Magic Ken." Girls roo!DrC)'cles am race cars with "realistic ,.,. Slillf ,.,.,_ other child-like gift. everywhere now know Barbie and action" and optional motors. You want them and are ashamed. Also, oompared to clOihing, jewelry Ken's countless wedding reenactments For the orally ftxated: Peqlle used to give tlrm to yoo fa and other traditional holiday giflS, toys have been a farce. The gay community There is candy in every flava on the Otristmas a Cllanukah. bu1 now it's up ccme preny clx:ap. has embraced this version of Ken in his market and now i 1 even comes to you to go out and get them for A trip to the local discount toy mega- vintage 1980s black jeans, lavender rootorized. The Spin Pop is a big, round yourself. store reveals a whole world of mesh shin and ma1Ching lavender vinyl lollipop stuck in a banery operated This year, just come out and admit possibilities. vest. He even wears a pendant twirler. A ~sh on a bunon causes the the fascinalion. Ask for tlrm and maybe For the politically correct: resembling a device sold in adult sex confection to fOlate, freeing the user to people will start giving them to you A Sesame Street recording titled ''We shojll. This Ken is one toy lha1 won't be conccntrat.c on more important matters again. Are All Earthlings" is perfect for the kept in the closet. at hand-like whether or not Wayne We're !alking toys. envirmmemally guilt-ridden among us. For the indoor at.hlet.e: and Ganh arc just a couple of middle Toys are way cool. They don't ask When Big Bird sings "Good Morning, Dorm hallways arc the perfect aged men who wis h th ey were questions. They don't need to be Mr. Sun." and Luis rerniJxls us that the playing field for Ncrf football, wiffle animal.ed. studied. They just sit in a corner, or m a earth is "Todos L•.n Pueblo," you ball, and other similar spons. Today, For the budding Jeffrey Dalmer: shelf, JEI:iently waiting to be picked up suddenly remember what the whole foam bullets guaranteed not to break Available in stores is a glow in dark and brought to life through a bit of enviroomenlal deOO!e is about lamps come ridged to produce perfect skeleton set that comes a with a bottle of imagina!im. For the frustrated artist: spirals. A high tech foam bat and ball set pink goop to make your own irmards. Like Tom Hanks in the movie Big, Crayola has done some amazing sold Wider the name SoWld Swing II It 's called Graveyard Ghoulies "frea.te- there's a 12-year~ld inside most people. things with colors lately. Crayons now produce a satisfying "Crack!" when A..COrp;e," am includes directions like, All it takes is the right toy to make a come in boxes of 96 and markers can SWWlg just right. An added plus- you "Make the separate body parts using person smile, and remember the time change colas and write over each other. don't even need to hit the ballw get the your Magic Maker oven," and "Snap when life was all play and being a Thanks to some chemical magic, it is neat sound. together the glow-in-the- The Rev1ew,Volume· 120, Number 25 December 14, 1993 • 84 Sports in Ian dives Review Delaware loses to Towson 71-63 By Brian into life of Hi eke}' Tigers take a bite out of Hen home streak, handing boards ·college Delaware their second loss. BY RON PORTER second half and fueled the and books Spo .DelaWare Men ~s . Basketball TOWSON STATE (71) .EJ:ldal& SaturdaY' West Chester 1 0 0 - I Campbell 1-3 0-0 2, Pennsylvania l 1 l - 3 Delaware 2 1 1 - 4 Men's Cumulative Statistics Thomas 2-7 l -2 5, James Delaware J J 2 - 8 Total J-PT 3-5 2-4 8, Blalock 5-7 4-5 16, Alexander 11 - 16 8-11 First eeriod - 1 UD First period - l UD FGIFGA FG% FQ/FGA FG EJ:ll::u EI2iz e:IS 6YG ASI Bergey .(Kindbeiter, Sterba) flam 30, Moody 4-6 2-3 10, Livenna-e (Wasilefslci) 5:11. 2 UD Mlli Myers (Oese) 5:26. 3 UP Hill :25. 2 WC Gialanella (Carr, Brian Pearl 22/48 .458 5/15 .333 14/16 .875 63 15.8 22 140 Caldwell 0-0 0-0 0, Mason 0-2 0-0 0, Keyes 0-0 0-0 0, (Johnson, Pollack) 7:47. 4 UD Francis) 9:53. 3 UD Forcino Robbie Johnson 18/38 .474 12/24 .500 5/6 .833 53 13.3 7 113 (Cardello) 14:36. Penalties Manning 0-0 0 -0 0. Fat:ino (Stroik) 13:46. Penalties Rob Gamer 20/49 .408 7/15 .467 5!8 .625 52 13.0 25 133 Kwiatkowski UD (interference) :52. - Dumas UD (hooking) Matt Strine 19/34 .559 0!0 .000 8/14 .571 46 ll.S 1 lOS DELAWARE (79) Kindbeiter UD (holding) 7:55. 1:16. Fidler WC Micah Edwards 14/22 .636 0!0 .000 6/8 .750 34 8.5 3 104 Wasilefski UD (crosschecking) (interfe rence). Greg Smith 11/19 .579 0/0 .000 6/7 .857 28 7.0 5 66 Edwards 3-4 1-2 7, Johnson 6-10 1-4 15, 14:23. BlasyrUP(Iripping) 17:04. Darrin Anderson ll/22 .500 0/0 .000 3/5 .600 25 6.3 l 61 Second period - 4 Strine 3-5 0 - 1 6 , Pearl Second period - 5 UD Ron Hill 4/ll .364 l/4 .250 2/2 1.000 11 3.7 2 36 Livenna-e (Forcino, Snuik) 1:00. 6 UD Bergey (Myers, Buell) Patrick Evans l/1 1.000 0/0 .000 0/0 .000 2 2.0 0 2 3-15 5-5 12, Garner 6-13 1-2 16, McCullough UD Buell (Dumas, Stroik) 10:37 5:21. Penalties - Oese UD Adam Miller 2/6 .333 0/0 .000 0/0 .000 4 1.0 2 19 (tripping) 16:03. John son 0-0 0 -0 0, Hill 0-3 0-0 0, (pp). 7 UP Blasyr (Zabuski, Hill) B. McCulluogh 0!5 .000 0/4 .000 0/0 .000 0 .0 2 18 UD (roughing) 17:25. Smith 1-7 3-3 Anderson 17:22. 8 UD Johnson (Myers, MikeLiloia 0/3 .000 0/0 .000 0/0 .000 0 .0 0 3 5, Goldberg WC (roughing) 1-2 0-0 2. Albert) 19:03. Penalties-Davis UP (slashing) 9:03. Oese UD (slashing) 17:25. Halftime - Towson 31, 9:03. Z2buski UP (elbowing) 10:25. Third period - 5 Delaware 26. Rebounds - Sadlock UD (tripping) 12:53 . Towson 31 (James 9)), Johnson UP (hooking) 18:17. UD Oese (Buell) 15:15. Delaware 31 (Johnson 7). Zabuski UP (roughing) 20:00. Penalties - Gialanella WC Wasilefski UD (roughing) 20:00. (slashing) 8:37. Stroik UD Assists - Towson 10 (roughing) I6:49. Turner (James, Alexander 4 each), Third period - 9 UD (roughing) 16:49. Delaware 13 (Garner 5). Werczynski (Mitchell, Gingras) we 5:40. 10 UD Buell (Schlosberg, Total fouls - Towson 18, Goalies - UD Caum Delaware 19. Oese) 14:32. ll UP Johnson (S Graduation Cords Available University of Delaware for English Honor Member Graduates. 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MELISSA Microwave (Turntable), Answer 1841 . Panama City Beach from $129. VICTORIA- I know ~ou haven't seen Math/Stat Tutor. All classes. Call one of these for aw ile, but know I Scott 368-7585 before 9 P.M. Phone, Cordless Phone, Couch, Desk. ORGANIZE A GROU P AND TRAVEL JEN- Sorry you couldn't make it- we Best offers. Call456-9105. Roommate wanted for winter and or FREE!!! CALL STS @800-648-4849 . missed ya! MELISSA haven't forgotten and think very spring semester. Call 738-2732. fondly of you. G SPRING BREAK '94 • •• Cancun, SEGA GAME GEAR: 4 Games, Case, $200 a month at the most. Jamaica, Bahamas, South Padre Island ADOPTION: l oving family with Hey Collen and Victoria finally speak! Adapter-like New. $99. Call AEPHI wish es eve ryone good luck on from $329 ppl Daytona, Panama NC adopted son wishes to adoJ' Get out of the way! Your friend of Chip 738-6602. House for rent on Madison Drive. 3 finals. City from $109 pp! Deposits due by newborn. 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December 14,1993 • • • • II • • • • THE RUMOR IS TRUE •.• • •.THIS IS THE PLACE TO BRING YOUR BOOKS.• • OUR PRICES ARE GREAT, OUR ''OPEN-TO-BUY" LIST • INCREDIBLE, PLUS WE'RE FASTER THAN EVER • + During exam week, the Bookstore will be paying 50°/o of our • • current price for all titles currently needed for next semester.* Shown are samples from our list of more than 1,000 titles . • 'Provided purchase quotas are not exceeded . COURSE AUTHOR. TITLE . PUBLISHER. EDITION WE PAY • ACCT 207 Hooper, Introduction To Financial Accounting (Text). MCG. 1992 ...... $20.55 ACCT 315 Kieso. Intermediate Accounting. Wiley 7th ...... 34 .45 • ACCT 351 Cheeseman, Business Law, PH , 1992 ...... 30.70 ANTH _101 Haviland, Cultural Anthropology, HBC , 7th ...... 18.85 ANTH 101 Hoebel. Cheyennes: Indians Of Great Plains, HBC. 2nd ...... 5.10 • .BISC 1&2 / Denney. Human Sexuality, Mosby, 2nd ...... 22 .35 BISC 207 ' Campbell. Biology, A-W, 3rd ...... 29 .90 BISC 302 Ricklefs. 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