THE CORD WEEKLY

Volume 30, Number 6 Thursday September 28,1989 Wilfrid Laurier University

METAL

DETECTOR!

Yet another nasty student-type ■?<

was apprehended by WLU Security this'

past week with the sin of unmitigable ; taking offmvithmfew additions to AillM

cutlery collection.

Maybe you haven't noticed but

'the utensils in the Torque Room have

switched from metal to plastic this fall

See story on page 9.

ALSO INSIDE

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Faculty/administration talks...page 3

Jean Chretien...page 4

Bill Needle...page 9

Razorbacks come to Turret...page 18

Football Hawks down Western...page 23 The Cord Weekly

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news 3 Thursday September 28,1989

Waterloo readies illegal by-law to wield against students

MICHAEL v.BODEGOM Cord Weekly maintenance) were to be enforced adequately there Blatantly violating provincial legislation, the would be fewer problems.

of Waterloo has City yet to remove its controversial WLUSU Vice-president: University Affairs exclusionary housing bylaw from thebooks. Stuart Lewis said that the bylaw actively breaks

The bylaw, which students have law. Lewis noted that university long provincial it is "up to us [the sheer fought as discrimination, prevents more than students] to bring it to light." He said that the Plan-

five unrelated people from sharing a house that has ning Department's report is full of violations of

designated as a single-family dwelling. In place for rights and that a real problem to be addressed is that

the struck when years, bylaw was officially down of the absentee landlord who often simply exploits

the made amendments to the students and adds provincial government no value to a neighbourhood. Act in 1989. Those amendments Planning February Mike Belanger, WLU Housing Director, said from the distinction of that prevent municipalities using in light of present housing conditions the bylaw

"related/unrelated" in the oc- have bylaws regarding "doesn't a lot of impact right now" on student of cupancy dwellings. housing. With a present surplus of 300 to 400 beds

It has been a between local constant struggle in Waterloo for students, Belanger said that aboli-

homeowners - who have supported tion of the shift traditionally bylaw may the locational patterns

such exclusionary measures as a means to prevent of students, but is unlikely to increase quality hous-

"ghetto-izing" the neighbourhood - and WLU and ing. University of Waterloo students, who view the law stated Belanger that merely throwing out pres-

as discriminatory, immoral, and now illegal. ent will the legislation open road for unscrupulous

On Monday the Waterloo city council received who want speculators only to make money and are

a from the Department which out- not to report Planning likely care about the students or the neigh-

lined some and of action bour. It would possible options routes become, he noted, a matter of "qual- available the The to council. report suggests ity, not quantity." However, Belanger explained the there be sustaining status quo through legally and ethi- may some value in the bylaw. He said that schemes." cally questionable "zoning 10-15 students living in a home built for five "can One such option, the "Age Approach," limits be a problem." the number of in people a residence over the age of Member of Waterloo city council Blake Hull

eighteen to five. The admits that this option said that the issue is still in report "up the air" right now.

be and to constitutional said may discriminatory open Hull that he wanted to act in a way that deals

challenge, but still deems it a of ac- feasible plan fairly with the students, but does not disrupt "stable Jean Chretien made a well-received visit to Wilfrid Laurier University tion. neighbourhoods."

for about 45 minutes from a last Friday, answering questions large "I can't believe even they'd suggest that," To discuss the bylaw and the Planning Depart- from a of well- crowd in room P1025. Here he accepts a gift group WLUSU President A 1 Strathdee said of the ment's "Age report, city council has planned a public in- wishers. Chretien, with the Liberal leadership race looming, promised Approach." Strathdee said that he believes that the formation meeting at 7:30 p.m. on October 11 at the one of the that he was a man for the 21st century, and not party's past. issue is one of "safe affordable housing, housing." Waterloo Collegiate Institute. There will be a for- He also vowed to return to Laurier when the race begins in earnest. (Tim He also noted that if the was struck illegal bylaw mal at 7:30 on October 23 in Sullivan Photo) public meeting p.m. down and other (See story on page 4) bylaws (i.e. parking, property the Council Chambers.

Will Laurier avoid a faculty strike?

CHRIS STARKEY time the Muncaster of Social WLUFA chief towards settlement of and Dean negotiator executive picked the team, which Cord Weekly document. Work Shankar have been Lorimer Yelaja Doug (History) is joined was ratified at a WLUFA mem- Rumours of an impending As of September 18, 13 of the relieved of their duties on the by Arnold Frenzel and Mort-Nel- bership meeting. WLU strike have been 34 articles team since the of faculty had been tentatively beginning nego- son (Business and Economics), floating around since the Since tiations. Muncaster's loss Steve Stack Laurier's faculty members campus agreed upon. it is the first espe- (Math), Mary Ann

have been without a contract fall term began, but both adminis- contract for the new union, Wick- cially has created "an enormous Field (Biology) and John McCal- tation and renewal since 1987. faculty representatives ham said that one of the dif- hole", according to Read. lum (Library). The association are dismissing the stories as hear- ficulties is the "up and down" na- say. ture of the negotiations. "It gets

"Neither side wants anything discouraging once and a while, do to with one (strike)," said but we've seen that over a period Get WLU President John Weir. "I of time, things begin to work money free! think that with the good will that out." exists between two sides now, I Weir said that he believes that

be those who file for refunds. hope a confrontation can the is Contributions assessed process moving along quite JONATHAN STOVER News Analysis will be avoided." well. during a term refundable only in the term in there are Okay, now only two days left to get which the assessment is made." Weir did that "I'm told that things like this admit, however, your hard-earned $7.50 back from the Business Of- Your money went to build the monolithic John a strike is "a that is avail- can take between 12 and 18 weapon fice, so you'd better get cracking. Black Aird Centre. Keep in mind that the able now that wasn't before months. There's going to be a lot university The money we're talking about is the $7.50 has liquid assets of about $16 million, and (WLUFA union of fencing and learn- really certification)." tagged per term for the WLU Development Fund doesn't this need bonus user fee to add to its "If the there are bulg- possibility does come ing...obviously going to off tuition your fees. You're entitled to get this coffers. be contentious issues ing up, we want to be able to that some and back, but say money no-one really wants to tell you All have to do is to the WLUSU Info we have could but you go done in our things get snarly, I this. There's everything been some argument over whether it's Centre ~ where been Oktoberfest to avoid it," said WLU think we're well to be you've buying power doing WLUSU's or WLU's tell this. responsibility to you tickets all week — and fill Faculty Association about in five months." out an application form. (WLUFA) half-way The end result was that not too of many you out The form will be sent off to the Business Office President Edcil Wickham. Wick- WLUSU President A 1 Strath- and there probably realize that you can get $7.50 back ham you'll get your back if your tuition is agreed that at there is dee has been meeting with mem- money paid present per term. off. However, 29 is the last no wish to even bers of both sides the Friday September day consider job ac- during ne- It's all on 44 of the 1989-90 WLU Un- for this rebate page amazing offer for this term, as we tion, as the six-month-old talks gotiations. Strathdee said that the so, dergraduate Calendar: "In December 1983 WLU noted earlier, are still get going. moving slowly but surely, pace of the talks has been "slow, students generously a to but added but that voted, through referendum, The representative of the Business Office whom also that "it would be maybe too slow," he un- a voluntary fee assessment of $15 I talked foolish for per year, to said that, if you're paid should us not to plan for that derstands that the process takes up, you earmarked for the cultural centre. This fee will be be able possibility. time. to get your money fairly quickly. After

refunded to students who do not wish to WLUFA the contribute make was certified as a Chief negotiator for ad- you've applied, sure you keep checking at the and who for file a refund through WLUSU not later union, and mininistration WLU Business Office for The by rights, a legal is lawyer your money. longest you'll than the fourth week of the term in which it is unit with of as- have to wait is four weeks if tuition is off, bargaining rights ne- (and ironically enough faculty your paid sessed." gotiation last A and if fees should year. "first con- member) Reg Haney. Dean of you paid your early enough you tract" And from be able to the remittance proposal was drafted then Arts and Science Art Read and a letter sent by WLU President Dr. get almost immediately.

presented to John Weir to Once you've the can't it the administration on Earl Rayner, Director of Person- then-WLUSU President Matt got money (you get

March in back unless you've can 17, 1989 by WLUFA, and nel, round out the side. Former Certosimo January 1986: "According to details paid your tuition) you do talks have whatever with it. $15 looms taken place since that Vice-President: Academic Russ subsequently worked out with the Business Office, you want pretty large

the third and come the dark of so the situa- during fourth weeks of each term days March, get onto tion Negotiation scoreboard update WLUSU will collect applications from those wish- now. Nice, eh? ing refunds. On Tuesday of the fifth week of each To be 2 WLUSU Copies of the Weir/Certosimo letter will be negotiated: 15 articles In process: articles term will forward the refund applications available for reading at the Info Centre in case to the Business Office, and on you Agreed upon: 13 articles Set aside: 3 articles Wednesday of the sixth week of each will have any more questions about the whole thing. term cheques be issued to The Cord Weekly neivs- 4 Thursday September 28, 1989

Is he too old for the job?

Jean Chretien makes campaign stop at WLU

DUBLIN GARRED COYNE but that On more personal tionally. Chretien said he voted for a its native people wrongly, notes, Chretien said did he did Cord Weekly Mulroney spoke through both bill in the 1960s but that the the Tories have treated them not feel Jean Chretien, the heir of the Liberals. let down when he lost the leader- appar- sides his mouth, Chretien said, Charter of Rights and Freedoms more poorly than in 1984. "I offered ent to Liberal leader John Turner, by giving Quebec the clause he wrote brought the abortion law From native affairs to free ship myself,

was at WLU to "test the waters" He down criticized Mul- but was not accepted. Someone without definition. a few years ago. He stated trade, Chretien better. But of a leadership race last Friday. that that said he would not was now you can vote humourously added he would the government should roney. He The crowd seemed to be because deal because for me, because I am better." He enjoy honest he "could not restrict abortion on demand, but scrap the free trade who answered but would also said that he would return Chr6tien, ques- speak through both sides of (his) some situations should be al- it was a legal treaty to

tions for about 45 minutes in mouth." deals in the sub- Laurier because after all, he is lowed. pursue better P1025 the deal. of us. Laurier room on Friday. Continuing on the Meech A student then asked about sequent negotiations of one granted

Chrdtien said that he was con- Chretien an Lake Accord, Chretien said that native affairs. Chr6tien said he Chr6tien said he would clean honourary doctorate fident of and for his in the success, promised the sole blame for the deal is had been Minister of Indian Af- the and that all role creating Charter up environment, he would be prime minister in of and Freedoms. Mulroney's. The possible candi- fairs and well-liked by the Native Canadians should have that Rights three "if I and if I win informal years run, date admitted he could not blame An gathering took population. He served in the port- preoccupation. However, he (the Chretien also leadership)." the for the ac- environment a after the question-and- premiers accepting folio longer than any other minis- noted that the is place noted that it his was duty to go cord - which increases answer in which Chr6tien provincial ter, and has had great support bigger issue than Canada and that period, back solve the to help problems - but the prime minister from active with spectators, powers native Liberals in the past. all governments should be mingled chatting of the nation. for offering. Chretien promised to He admitted Canada has treated in this field. and signing autographs. In deal answering a spectator, find a to have Quebec sign

Chretien declared that he was not the constitution through good ne-

a man of the 1970s or 19605, as gotiation, and that the Distinct

many have said of him because of Society Clause should be placed Don K.

his long career in parliament. In- in the preamble and not the body

stead Chretien deemed himself a of the accord. Hoty

man of the twenty-first On the of the century. question deficit, by Sharon Molloy The man who first gained a cabi- Chretien condemned Mulroney under Prime Minister net position for continuing to promise to

Lester Pearson in the 1960s noted lower the deficit while instead

that he felt good when compared contributing to it unabated.

to other possible candidates, and Chretien called the proposed

felt really good when compared Goods and Services Tax an "ill

to Prime Minister Mulroney. conceived tax grab," and criti-

The answers continued, most- cized Finance Minister Michael ly criticizing Mulroney and his Wilson. government. Of the Meech Lake Chretien said that he under- MUSE Accord, Chretien asked "who stands that it is problematic to

for Canada?" In reference maintain fair taxes after spoke THE to the undefined Distinct Society bureaucrats and parliamentarians

Clause, he said Mulroney looked poke holes in tax bills. However, in but good Quebec, it would turn he finished the answer with the out poorly for that province when promise "I will deal with the GRAPHIC: the Supreme Court defined the deficit...l was known in cabinet as

clause to have no meaning, and 'Mr. No' when I was President of

put Quebec back in time constitu- the Treasury Board." Women take the night

Hartman GAIL COCKBURN Cord Weekly and the need for action, pre- Replace an Old Habit sented the crowd of seventy people with statistics. "What do we want? Safe Streets!" some frightening

is "When do we want 'em? NOW!" According to Hartman, a woman

raped once seventeen minutes in with a New One. The chant of the women who every six marched together through the streets of Canada. Every minutes a sexual as- in Kitchener-Waterloo last Thursday night sault is committed. One three Cana- dian will assaulted voiced their fears and the reason for the women be sexually at

demonstration. This year's Take Back some point in her life.

the Night march started slowly, but as it These facts, among others, inspired

wound its way through the Waterloo women to begin the Take Back the Night

Park and on to downtown Kitchener the marches across North America, and to

numbers and voices grew. lobby for stronger penalties and more

The march with began a mere twenty awareness of sexual assault.

who Waterloo Park people gathered at to Some controversy was raised due to discuss make placards and the reasons the fact that only women were allowed

for the march. Armed with slogans such on the march. Men sympathetic to the

as the Violence" the that "Stop women cause believed they were being ex- started the through park to the next cluded from demonstrating their abhor- where check-point more women were rence of sexual assault. After four waiting. more check-points, One organizer explained the decision

each with a of women group ready to to exclude men from the march by in, the demonstration had join become a that "Women noting have to rely on men of respectable gathering close to seventy to walk alone any more. By marching people. without them it shows that we want to be $99.00 Ending at Speakers' Corner in safe by ourselves." Organizers also noted Kitchener, the marchers were addressed that the decision to exclude men from FOR 4 MONTHS from by Judy Hartman the K-W Sexual the march was in no way a slight against Assault Centre. Explaining the reasons Offer in effect the sympathy of males for the fight

for the concern of women about violence untu December 14 against sexual assault.

We're the first to for admit...there's nothing better than a cold beer, but a Stop partying hard, fraction of the price of a couple of beers, or about 62 c a day, you can be a you crazy gophers WASHINGTON member of the Platinum Health & Fitness Centre. -- Students (CUP/CPS) by just two hours can have this effect," who hard week Stop by or call us ai 744-7700. party on nights and even he said.

on weekends be may losing as much as Staying up late the night following a

30 cent of per what they learn, a Trent class and then in make The Platinum Health JLFitness Centre sleeping can stu- University professor dents says. lose about 30 per cent of recently J5? KJNC s'l'Kt ,x ETWtfST, KU'CH) NBK,< - I'ARIONZCIA7 (siy> .'lit \I.HH )R 744-7700 acquired complex said the re- Psychology professor Carlyle Smith knowledge

* said searcher, who his -AEROBICS -INDIVIDUALIZED EUCALYPTUS - at a SUNTAN people appear to lose new-found presented findings

- LIFE'CYCLES PLiOGRAMS WITH ROOM BEDS June of complex knowledge if they experience meeting the Association of

- FULL - - NAUTI- KINESIOLOGISTS CERTIFIED NUTOmON Professional even mild sleep deprivation just after Sleep Societies. lus circuit -Olympic massage counselling learning. According to Smith loss of sleep -FULLEXER- WEIGHTS THERAPISTS -MEMBER even up to the third after -whirlpool night learning circu:- -tool-sauna lounge "It the appears skewing sleep cycle produces the same results. The Cord Weekly

news- 5 Thursday September 28,1989

Will the NCC elevator

ever be completed?

JILL CLEAVER Cord Weekly

the Will long-promised Campus Centre elevator ever be com- pleted? According to WLUSU, the Campus Centre elevator originally slated to be ready for the first of September will not be finished until the middle1Strathdeeof October. When WLUSU President A was questioned as to the reasons for the delay he said that he was under the assumption that it was due to problems in construction.

However, Wes Robinson, Director of WLU Physical Plant and

Planning, said that the delay is due to the fact that the money for the construction of the elevator could not be obtained in time. Due to mismanagement on the part of WLUSU's 1988-89 finance depart- entire ment, the elevator project was jeopardized due to a chronic lack of funds. The project was bailed out at the eleventh hour by the WLU administration.

Another issue has been safety in the stairwells in which the con- struction of the elevator is taking place. According to Strathdee, there was talk of closing down the stairwell. However, it has to be acces- But does Mrs. Weir know? That's WLU President tivities of a few weeks back. Look, the picture was too sible hours the Turret is in due to fire Dick- during operation regulations. with a not to in, so don't about it. (J. John Weir enjoying some conversation couple good put worry Director John Karr assured the Cord that "the Turret Building of new students during the thrilling Frosh Week ac- enson Waffleiron Photo) won't have to be closed" and that there is "absolutely no danger what- soever of anybody falling down an elevator shaft or anything." Pas- the elevator shaft have been boarded the sages to over each night at reveals student boozing of construction. Inquest end

Robinson agreed that there isn't a safety problem, and that all the rules and regulations have been met. at of seemed know the off in the University However, no one to why lights were rampant Guelph stairwell where the construction is going on for several days last IAN JACK in said Solomon, who testified Sep- mosphere. They're a position week. Karr said that he had no knowledge of the reason why, and Canadian University Press tember 20. "What distinguishes to teach people responsible drink- Strathdee admitted puzzlement as well. Wes Robinson suggested that A coroner's into the from the other inquest Guelph campuses ing." "somebody was turning the lights on and off because the contractor the Uni- death of a 19-year-old at is luck. Just luck." Meanwhile, Guelph students shouldn't have had anything to do with it. of versity Guelph has heard some Solomon advocates raising al- are saying what happened there Whatever the reason, the lights remained consistently inoperative about student cohol could have startling figures prices at university pubs happened on any for several days, making negotiation of the stairs after sunset some- drinking. until they match off-campus campus, and that they are not the what dangerous. Louis a scientist lushes Gliksman, prices, increasing alcohol aware- beer-guzzling they are The question of who gets to use the elevator has yet to be ans- with the Addiction Research sometimes be. ness programs, and emphasizing portrayed to wered. Should it be only for those who are physically challenged, and Foundation, told the almost the of Student council vice the bands that the should have the jury legal responsibilities pubs president frequent Turret, or everyone op- 12 cent of Ontario Paul per university to patrons. Burns, says a Brewer's portunity to use it? students who drink consume at Retail Gliksman, who also testified survey done last year Strathdee's said that since "everyone's paid for it, everyone 29 drinks least per week. Another September 20, said education placed Guelph fourth on a list of should use it." The president also made it quite clear that as of now 18 cent between 15 beer accounts. Exhibi- per consume programs should target first year provincial there is "no formal policy" as to usage. and 28 drinks a week, he said. male who drink about tion Stadium in Toronto was one $7.50 students, Currently full-time students pay per term at the beginning Gliksman testified at an in- twice of the accounts that beat towards of as much as anyone else. Guelph of each school year development such projects as the quest into the death of Richard Gliksman's also showed the out. .elevator. Students can opt out at the beginning of the year if they so study

who friends Burns said is in a choose. Sloan, was visiting at average drinker downs 11.6 al- Guelph since all its beer- the University of Guelph last Jan- coholic beverages per week. unique position,

when he choked on his own One who did is done on one account, uary person not ap- buying into cardiac and because the caters vomit, went arrest, pear at the inquest, but is follow- campus and also died after a drinking binge. ing it closely, is Carmi Cimicata, not only to students but to

Sloan is reported to have con- national director of BACCHUS, a the surrounding community.

sumed 16 drinks in the three student dedicated organization to "Take all the student bars (in

hours preceding his death, many responsible drinking. another university town) and see of them served at a campus pub Cimicata believes education what they add up to," he said. "I run jointly by students and the ad- programs need more money. "I don't think we drink any more ministration. hope that the inquest would re- than anyone else."

The coroner's jury released a quire that universities direct a Burns feels to the people come summary of evidence and a substantial part of their alcohol with university drinking patterns report containing 18 recom- profits to education," she said. already set, but that the mendations alcohol university on policies "Campus drinking is so much can "teach to drink for people Ontario's universities after a part of tradition that it doesn't responsibly. hearings ended September 21. matter where it is, it'll happen,"

The recommends report Cimicata believes. "There's no "Do you think a bar manager shorter hours for operating reason why we can't have great running their own business is

a on a campus bars, the introduction of bars campus (but) campus looking at education, or at prof-

graphic alcohol abuse education bar should be there for social at- its? We look at both."

program, the monitoring and con-

trol of alcohol consumption in student residences, sanctions in- Frank sexual cluding expulsion and reduction language

of academic credits for students violating alcohol policies and attacked at university raising the legal drinking age to

21. HALIFAX (CUP) -- Nova Scotia's student federation has produced Much of the testimony at the AIDS an awareness pamphlet frank sexual inquest centred around alcohol using language including phrases such as, giving head, eating shit and swallowing cum. education policies. The Federal Centre for AIDS gave the Students' Union of Nova "We've bought into this Scotia (SUNS) a for $240 000 to establish an educational Miami Vice attitude that drugs grant pro-

with the objective of creating awareness and changing the be- are bad but alcohol is relatively gram

haviour of included in this is an AIDS benign," said Robert Solomon, a post-secondary students, entitled "SEX." law professor at the University of pamphlet "The is frank said Western Ontario who specializes pamphlet a discussion of the issue at hand," Lara of the "It been received in alcohol policy. Morris, Chair SUNS. hasn't as nega-

tively as last year's was I students have be- He said university students pamphlet because think

vulnerable come sensitized with this of are "a uniquely con- type language."

SUNS produced their first AIDS awareness last but stituency" because they are in- pamphlet year,

used language such as semen to enter the inter- Next week should experienced both with "allowing mouth, we have a whole host of stories, including, if the Gods drinking and of News and with and because al- course fellatio." are kind, stuff on Amnesty International, OSAP fraud at WLU, driving, "We to more news the cohol tried use common that students use in ! on Town of Waterloo's attempts to turn students into is so readily available on language every day the second-class citizens, we can mar- an attempt to across to all said and the latest fastest breaking stories campuses. get message students," Sidney? shal. Hell, we even have then! the executive director may an Associate News Editor by "Deaths and near deaths have Tobias, of the project.

occurred at all our campuses," TheCord Weekly

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Wilf's and Turret

suffer drop-off

FRANCES P. MCANENEY Cord Weekly

and Draft beer, a big-screen TV finger foods are some of the

changes being considered for Wilfs in order to combat the student pub's chronic deficit problems.

Wilfs experienced an $8000 budget deficit daring the 1988-89

operating year. Revenues have been sagging over the past few years in both student pubs, said WLUSU Vice-President: Marketing Scott Wilf's lost fell Vandenberg. While money, Turret revenues again, trend in continuing a that began the early 1980s.

Problems in the past have stemmed mainly from a lack of student interest in the kinds of entertainment offered by WLUSU in the Tur-

ret. "People have very conservative attitudes regarding new bands,"

said Vice President: Student Activities Keith Donaldson. "Clone

bands are (more) successful here, so we've decided to experiment

with some original acts but we're (leaning) towards clone bands."

Lack of student interest is one of the major problems facing

Wilf's. "It's becoming like a faculty lounge," said Vandenburg.

it for coffee." He "I don't The reconstructionist of the Athletic Centre of the first we sent into "They see as a place to a continued, period spelled the end photographer go unabated continues as crews labour this is our second think Wilf's in pool right now, the area, and so actually attempt to people see as a gathering place...they go to an event to the for tentative feverishly get complex ready a get the shot. Enjoy! (Robert Saunders Photo) Wilf's then when it's over people leave." mid-October opening. Chemical fumes pool nearly "We need an atmosphere change in Wilf's," said Donaldson.

T.V. in we'll be able "With a big screen Wilf's to get the soap opera

crowd in there."

Improved advertising is also being considered in order to boost at-

tendance. "We will advertise the Turret and Wilf's for their own Death in Guatemala sake...then advertise special events in addition to the usual advertis- ing," said Vandenberg. The idea, he continued, "is to get frosh inter- ested" in student pubs initially which will help increase the number of

patrons in both pubs. MAEVE LYDON University of Victoria Martlet ductions, and in Guatemala of stu- disappearances "Our biggest problem is getting people's attitudes to change In Guatemala students are literally paying for dents, teachers, workers, religious, com- peasants, (regarding both student pubs)," said Vandenberg. the right to organize with their lives. munity leaders and others have greatly increased in The finger foods to be introduced in Wilf's if the proposal is ac- On the Mexico This has the civilian September 10, City newspaper the past year. come under cepted may include pizza, chicken wings and Nachos. "But this is all El Dia carried a UPI/Reuters report that the bodies government of President Vinicio Cerezo. subject to approval," said Vandenburg. of four University of San Carlos students -- also Recent violence approaches levels unattained

members of the Association of University Students since the early 1980s when the military government

- had been found roadside the conducted brutal (AEU) by a on out- a counter-insurgency campaign

skirts of Guatemala City. that killed between 50,000 and 70,000 in a country of The four appeared to have been tortured and with a population eight million people. then killed with knives. The victims had also Most of those dead, disappeared, or displaced

received injections of an unidentified poison or people were Mayan Indians who comprise between

drug. The veins in one victim's left arm had been 60 and 70 percent of the Guatemalan population. cut. The deaths and disappearances of the students

Two more students were found dead several sparked demonstrations by students and teachers days later. demanding that President Cerezo investigate. Nine students were abducted between August In the conclusion of its June 1989 report entitled 21 and 26. All were leaders or members of the Guatemala: Human Rights Violations Under the most AEU, the largest and outspoken student orga- Civilian Government, Amnesty International dis- in nization Guatemala. Five are still missing. putes Cerezo's claim that death squad killings are One of those still missing, Ivan Ernesto Gon- "out of government control." zales Fuentes, had represented the AEU in talk be- "Amnesty International believes that there is tween the government and other groups as part of considerable evidence that in cases human the Arias Peace Plan. many rights abuses have been carried out by police and According to Amnesty International, the AEU in has military agents while military uniform and been a "long-term target of the human rights civilian clothes in the guise of the so-called 'death violations in Guatemala." Two recently formed squads'," it in the report, "There is also evi- death squads calling themselves Jaguar Justiciero says dence to suggest that military and police personnel (The Justice-enforcing Jaguar), and La Dolorosa operating in death squads do so with knowledge or (The Painful One), issued threats against twelve under the knowledge of their superiors." AEU members last February. Three the abducted of recently students were In Canada, the Canadian Federation of Students

listed El on a pamphlet splattered with blood and bear- plans to send a delegation to Guatemala, Sal-

ing the name La Dolorosa. vador, and Belize to participate in demonstrations Amnesty International reported that threats, ab- with local student organizations.

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Anatomy ofa failed revolution

hundreds, thousands of of the freedoms the means that there is no alterna- perhaps BILL CASEY A Call for Freedom champion Following Hu's resignation ly and in or civilians students Beijing. On the evening of June 3, students demanded. When Hu Zhao was elevated to the position tive to communism capitalism It is not clear exactly how in the students used of — it is the other. many 1989, China tore off its veil and died April, Party Secretary, while Li Peng one or in for their The demonstrations died Beijing during the showed the world that the this as an outlet rose to the position of Premier. student people because bodies had indeed shaken the im- June 3-4 massacre "People's Republic" did not grievances with the Chinese Gradually the Party has become in were Tian'anmen Square more structure of the Repub- piled belong to the people, and was Communist Party. Leninist, actively engaged perialistic soldiers and incinerated. The fall of Hu hard- in the lic. The subsequent reaction by anything but a republic. provided reversing major aspects of resulted in soldiers killing More next week. The 1989 demonstration by line Leninists with their op- modernizing reforms put into the of under Chinese students was the third in- portunity to win ear Deng place Deng's auspices. Li

the senior leader who has stance of such demonstrations in Xiaoping, Peng relentlessly gathered

had a decade of mod- to himself, and has four years. Each of the previous sponsored power steadily reforms with Hu undone of demonstrations had brought nega- ernizing many the major reforms tive reforms in the Communist Yaobang as his Party Secretary of the 1980s. and chief and Li Peng Party of China. This demonstra- political handyman, calls himself a his Premier and reformer, and be tion would be no different. Zhao Ziyang as may perhaps in The last such demonstration chief policy maker. seen China as a reformer. Then

again, who re- occurred in January 1987. Two Deng himself was no stranger basically anyone the radical weeks after, then-head of the to repression and focussed cruelty jects Maoism of the

is Communist Party, Hu Yaobang, - he and Mao crushed the in- recent past considered a he reformer in resigned after confessing that tellectuals in the 1950s and China.

The massacre of June 3-4 had been too soft on intellectuals launched the Red Guard in the

1989 and students. The sacking of Hu 19605. Deng Xiaoping destroyed serves as a bloody reminder

1989 that a period of liberalism in a was the seed from which the the "Democracy Wall" in the late socialist does demonstrations matured. The 1970s and ordered mass execu- country not mean that orthodox Leninists had made Hu tions in the early 1980s of "anti- a democratic socialist spring

the is around the corner. It a scapegoat, symbolic socialist elements." just simp-

WLU students protest Temagami

Toth and Kuhn's when hitch- DUBLIN GARRED COYNE Cord Weekly protest began they

be a native friend who Three Laurier students were arrested last week hiked to Barry, to met by

the of Temagami. brought the couple to the Bear Island Indian See the World and in an attempt to save forests Reserve on Lake Temagami. From there Sam Kuhn, a fourth year Archaeology student; they

Make a Difference Science canoed to the disputed construction site of the Red Anna Toth, a third year Political student;

who remains un- Road. The three camped there in the and a first year Music student Squirrel

the O.P.P. in Elk Lake, forests of Temagami, forests Toth noted were Share the possibility of a careerwith few named were detained by and hours area in deserving of conservation. boundaries with the department of two a half from the disputed

100 miles from North The three from Laurier, as well as hundreds of I External Affairs and International Trade. Northern Ontario, about Bay.

others from across Ontario -- including Ontario ■ To ensure that all candidates have every The is provincial government currently engaged NDP leader Bob Rae -- were charged with breach chance on an equal basis, we encourage Reserve in a dispute with the Bear Island Indian of They were released unconditionally with equitable participation by women, peace. the a over decision to drive logging road through a warning of court charges would be laid aboriginal peoples, members of visible contempt the which had been with untouched timberlands desig- if they returned to the blockade. minority groups and persons nated ancestral land of the local native Cana- in disabilities. as Toth said she plans to return about a week or

dians. The stand is a rare "old- the tree relatively so. She encouraged others to do same, to learn

growth" forest. about and the land in Prior to the administration of this year's pine save Temagami.

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Plastic cutlery blues in the Torque Room

ANGIE KARL and ANN LAZAREVIC

Cord Weekly

Students aren't happy that they'll soon be chowing down on

Torque Room food with plastic cutlery, rather than the traditional

metal knives and forks.

A lot of negative feedback from students was encountered when

asked about the use of plastic cutlery in the Torque Room. According

to university officials, the cost factor in maintaining silver flatware

has made it impractical to utilize it in the Torque Room. Silverware

will remain in use in the dining hall.

Many students are enraged that they are being forced to use Some students who asked remain plastic cutlery. to anonymous com- plained that they were paying enough tuition to cover the costs of steel cudery. One student commented that the tuition fee keeps rising

while the school facilities are deteriorating.

A member of the Torque Room staff commented that she has had

a large number of complaints from students about the changeover. silverware that She also stated that so much disappeared last year

there was no alternative. The time for plastic knives and forks had

much for DICK come. Well, so the Cat. Yes, he fell down the those back stairs. Whenever the workmen happen to dark back of the Turret last tend those Torque Room supervisor Sharon Sheerheart stated that it was a steps week and is now be on duty, they to swing two-by-fours thinking about suing WLUSU for reckless endanger- around indiscriminately. However, the lights management decision to make the switch to plastic, and had no fur- pretty ment of and look least life limb. Seriously, folks, out on are on now, at (J. Jonah Jameson Photo) ther comment.

WLU Director of Personnel and Administrative Services Earl

Rayner said that last September an order of silverware was placed for

$4000 and that by mid-year another order of the same amount of

was as well. The second order was needed to money placed replenish More bitchingfrom Bill the missing silverware. is that According to Rayner, the general assumption a large pro- residences. of the flatware was absconding into the portion missing BILL NEEDLE YourBiorhythm is concerned with student theft and wants to The university very ap-

to end the said. Sometimes I tired and irritated the this peal to people's integrity problem, Rayner get really at way big old world is turning, friends and dear readers. when Jim Wilgar, the vice-president of Food Services, stated that the Especially it starts turning on the Cord.

switch "was decision maintain the For instance, old Bill started when he looked the to plastic cutlery an operational to steaming at WLUSU ad for the Turret and saw that those old budget." Convenience, student theft and labour all played parts in the crazy rapscallions at WLUSU were taking another poke at the Cord because the Cord had criti- the Turret's decision, Wilgar said. cized ambience. Well, kids, facts and figures tell the truth -- the Razorbacks show at the Tur-

ret bomb WLU President Dr. John Weir said that he hadn't heard anything was a huge as maybe a hundred people showed up at a bar that holds 500. Ditto for the Roman

about the cudery changeover, and so couldn't honestiy comment. Grey show.

Come the Bill's Bill Davis! Oh, old Bill Needle has seen For now it's a plastic world. to Turret? Hey, got

his Oktoberfest ticket, and he'd be more the light this time!

sad when than happy to support the Turret if it of- By Finagle, it's a sorry day defend the but fered more fine entertainment like that. Bill Needle has to Tories,

that's his in But ask old Bill to go see a band that all conscience can do this from only knows one chord, or another band case. Scaring people away thinking Bill about human and world he's never heard of? Well, old rights peace by

if the decor was on their worst political would go something preying GRAD other than the old Toronto suspicions is sort of a poop-head thing to Sign-Up big Argonauts don't think? But — locker room it still is. hey they do, you

sandblasted the dance floor! All God's children will never ever be

leftists, no matter how stars we Then I was looking at the letters many how Week Cord wish or posters we PHOTO page, where the poor old got at- upon many tacked again, this time for suggesting make, so maybe we'd better figure out abuses other to into action that peace and human rights ways goad people beside kicking their political affiliations weren't really a political issue. Well JOSTEN'S has been chosen as the Official in the balls time and time I — again. seem golly-gosh-darn what a thing to get Graduation steamed over! I it's to recall a bunch of people who got all Portrait Photographer mean, only Progres- fussed when old sive Conservatives who murder people, up Ronny Reagan called the Soviet Union Evil who smash the innocent and torture an Empire a few

those them! years back. Now, of we see an 112 the who speak out against course, §-lt interesting hypocrisy - the idea that it's Hot damn, why didn't I realize this okay for it to work the other way, for the ~ I ( September 28 before saw General Noreiga at the left to call the right evil and misguided. most recent Tory fundraiser, and every- Well, it doesn't work that way either. one knows that Mao Tse-Tung was real- oh What life. What ly big in the Tory cabinet under Joe Boy boy, kids. a

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10 Thursday, September 28,1989

THE CORD WEEKLY

Babylon and on

Pardon the somewhat disjointed ramblings of this

week's editorial. We have a few things to note this week,

and miles to go before we sleep.

* - As noted elsewhere in this issue, faculty negotia-

tions are proceeding slowly with the administration.

little out we'd like to here and Going only a on a limb, say

that there won't be strike this — now a faculty over we

Neither side hope. really wants a strike. The students real-

don't since ly want a strike, it would screw up both the academic and the Cross year summer work-period. your

fingers, knock on wood, whatever — let's just hope that an equitable solution for both sides will be found.

* - The Room has Torque gone to plastic cutlery,

ostenibly because of the cost involved in maintaining a

of metal Come — the constant supply cutlery. on cutlery

for last cited about $4000 replacement cost year was as by

Earl Rayner, who should probably know. That's peanuts

in a university which finished the year with over $1.6 mil-

lion just in bank deposits, a university which also had

nearly $12 million in short-term deposits. And both those

from 1988. Please figures were up substantially stop doing this ashes-and-sackcloth routine about saving

money. It's so uncouth.

* - While we're on the topic, you've only got a few

days left to get back your development fund money from the university. So go down to the WLUSU Info Centre Defending Tory-bashing right now and ask for the application form to fill out to get

WLU need your $7.50 back for this term. doesn't this TO THE EDITOR: rats on a sinking ship. Your letter

Last week the Cord and which came out of tuition and other fees editorial, editorial betray a view which money, your Letters along with an article and letter, hopes to rise above the issues and which you've probably already paid, but no one at either took exception to the use of the pontificate. Try slugging it out in WLUSU or the Business Office has done much to tell the slogan "Drag Along a Tory!" in to THE the trenches for a while. Attempt students of WLU that they can get $7.50 back a term from of the to and will promotion International organize you soon the money they pay. So, we repeat, go down to the Info Day of Peace. I designed those realize the realities that exist here

Centre form. in the Editor right now to get your application You need posters consultation with at Laurier. "Drag Along a Tory!"

than Women's Issues Club, and feel got a little hot under the col- the money far more the Administration does. We'll y'all vindicated the which by outrage One cannot support Conservative lar; like rats you scurry about repeat this spiel in January, but sooner. liken has resulted. I the response while at the same time rather than face the facts. * ideology Maybe - Does else out there find Laurier to be get- anyone of the and Cord, Wendy Hicks, pretend that this political view there was a little truth to those ting just a tad too crowded? the Con- Walking through to rats coming out of the wood- does not result in human rights posters? time is somewhat akin work of course at class-change to being a a sinking ship. abuse around the globe.

Admirably, albeit unrealistic, Earlier in this letter I com- salmon swimming upstream during spawning season, al- and the Cord envision the Samuel D. Kuhn. beit without Wendy pared Wendy and the Cord to the big payoff at the end. Laurier, as not issue of peace separated from the of has of the univer- many you may know, now one worst political realities at the root of student-teacher ratios in the province, and it's starting sity domestic and global violence. Supermarket tabloids to show. What, us hire more professors to cut down class The fact is that Wendy did noth-

this or size? You must be joking! ing, year last, to promote and * Laurier's Day of Peace. Also, exploration - in "Call think space Finally, the to Action" category, we Angela Petten tried to get the lo- that all you student tenants out there should start thinking cal Tory M.P. to attend the event. TO THE EDITOR: "work with about making voices heard before Waterloo cooks to our own hands", your Is it mere coincidence that some of us have brains and that new to Waterloo from if up discriminatory bylaws "protect" Tories rarely, ever, initiate ac- Re: E. the Gladys Barrett's letter on pursuit of knowledge for the There be tivities which focus of student ghettos. will a public information meet- upon some space exploration, Sept. 21. sake of progress is also what 11 the problems facing the ing at Waterloo on October at 7:30 p.m., many Collegiate makes us human. world? Typically, a Tory or Grit It's obvious that Ms. Barrett and a formal hearing about the matter in the town council knows her It event usually evolves around Bible quite well, yet is would be nice for our lead- chambers on October 23 at 7:30 We think most stu- p.m. charismatic Jean she's some figure, like seems like been reading too ers to focus on the preservation of

dents are tired of treated as a with fewer being minority - life Chretien, and ignores the real is- many supermarket tabloids the on this planet, but with such a

than the other residents of Waterloo, so out to sues. the Liberals and ones that how astronauts as have rights go Possibly report system we now, it's high- have Conservatives, to Heaven a If was on the meetings and make your voice heard. Progressive along gone through ly unlikely. my house with and black hell is * Wendy the Cord, still hole, that located un- fire, and - With week's enthusiasm my taps running last upset over Western, sewage believe that the issue of is derground beneath Russia peace and water, I'd rather move next door. into the football should be high going Homecoming game not already politicized. We tried that through a new medical on line! Be Be versus Windsor. First place is the purple! work that the With to with premise last breakthrough, soul can be ex- science gradually shat- Gold! Be Bold! the of fun- year while organizing Green tracted and weighed. tering myths narrow,

behalf of Cord staff and are it didn't work. damentalist I would Editorial opinions are approved by The Cord Weekly on Week, beliefs, sug- I Yahweh Students' Union and the Student Publications Board suppose (her independent of the University, the After going to Laurier for gest that she is less concerned for who is of Directors. maker), with punishing us her three years I've come to the con- people and more afraid of the aviation mishaps for "invading clusion that Tories do have to be truth. EDITORIAL BOARD his domain", must have tip-toed dragged, kicking and screaming, into the Kennedy Space Centre in Chris Editor-in-Chief Jana Production Starkey, Watson, Manager to events that force them to con- the middle of the and Steve "Branded for Hell" Jonathan News Editor Elizabeth Chen, Features Editor night Stover, front the handiwork of their Scene Editor around Brian Owen, Sports Editor Tony Burke, played with that pesky Burke ideology. Wendy, talk to a strug- Challenger to get rid of those The Cord Weekly is published during the fall and winteracademic terms. Offices are gling single mother, have a con- seven nosy astronauts. He really the Second Floor of the Donnelle Student Centre and Boxing Club at located on Gerry versation with a Guatemaulan showed them he? 75 Ave. Waterloo (519) 884-2990. The didn't Wilfrid Laurier University, University W., They Editor's Note: A letter from 'The Admin- refugee, speak to a native person active and member of Canadian University Press and the real Cord Weekly is an proud blew up good. istration of the G.C.G.C. was withheld visit Temagami! We 1989, WLU Student Publica- ... cannot Ontario Community Newspaper Association. Copyright this week because the author(s) did not of The Cord be without the of the conveniently take the middle ons. No part Weekly may reproduced permission submit a number. Names name or phone

or-in-Chief. class, middle of the road Ms. Barrett seems to can be but need be able to posture forget withheld, we to

and that while verify the writer's existence. - ed. so typical easy at university. it's all well and good The Cord Weekly

11 Thursday, September 28,1989

Count your blessings WLU

EDITOR: TO THE - doing a work term and getting lustrate 'life on campus' in other

next to no money parts of the world in order to gain in I not writing regards to - am no terminals having computer new insights about our own lives in the Cord an injustice or on available to you here. I want to make merely - campus. having no extra-curricular Although it is not completely observation. Second term of an facilities on campus such as a justifiable to compare the state of last I left Laurier to travel in year cafeteria, pub or athletic complex education in the first and third Brazil and Guatemala. I had the What have is Question of the Week you pictured a world, we share a common expe- chance to visit numerous Univer- typical public University in Bra- rience with students everywhere, sities while there. What I saw left zil. There are positive aspects to who are trying to attain a quality with me, and a lasting impression school there also, but there are education.

I wish to share my learning expe- hindrances What to do with more overshadowing Of course our system is far are you going your develop- rience with other students who the good points. I don't assume to from perfect and needs improv- ment fund refund money? take life at our higher in- about all perhaps generalize Brazilian ing; nonetheless, we can all be stitution of learning for granted. but Universities, from the ones I thankful and proud of the stan- often hear I people complain- attended and from what I dard of education all Canadians was By Liza Sardi ing about the poor aesthetic beau- told, this is an accurate descrip- can strive to achieve. I missed all of the Aird Centre; the lack of ty tion. the of life advantages campus at lack of and parking; the housing; students Laurier Perhaps most are when I was away. Believe the state of the Turret. I agree all uninterested in the 'goings on' at me, Laurier is a great place to be. these issues of require concern a foreign University, but I think it and however, I want to action, is important occasionally to il- Darlene Hicks point out that we still have it here. pretty good "Buy part of a Imagine: new students card"

- sharing text books due to always Got a beef? their extreme cost and/or limited Erik Wikman publishing 3rd Year Hons. Psych. - floor having a one library as a Write to the result of minimal funding from a

corrupt government - bringing your own toilet paper CORD to school and giving the lab

animals food from home because

of a lack of school money

"Get a haircut" Stark Raving Luke Martin 4th Year English By Chris Starkey

I hate Western. send two bus loads of cheerleaders and their

band to home cowboy-lidded our games so you

It was as a frosh that I first encountered this dis- can't hear neither the WLU cheerleaders nor the an-

dain. indoctrinated into nervous It was my system nouncer. Last Saturday they charged us $4.50 a

frosh week Head Icebreaker Andy ticket to into even OUAA during by my get Preptown though "Get wasted" Shannon. in brain maximum of It was implanted my by my regulations say a $3 can be charged.

Sports Editor Scoop Furlong. How'd they get around it? They claimed we were in And then "the game" happened. "Special Alumni Reserved Seating" and couldn't be Chris Speyer You have be Hawk in their sth student to a year (me) up given any seats. Ist Year PoliSci to Bth year (like Fred Hale and Judy Gould) to re- But what I hate most of all, is that their fans al- member but Golden Hawks travelled down it, our ways do that cheer where they put their fingers to

the 401 to play Western in the Yates Cup football their forehead in an 'L' shape and chant "Losers". I

championship. REALLY hate that. I hear that chant over and over

For those who weren't there, or haven't heard in for weeks. my sleep old fogeys like me gripe about it yet, in a nutshell, But all that has changed now, hasn't it? the Mustangs marched the ball 75 yards in 65 sec-

onds to defeat WLU 19-16. I'm not going to be naive and say that I thought

It wasn't until afterwards that an industrious we were to win last Saturday. I don't think going "Buy 2nd term books Laurier fan went the and discovered could have found too on through tapes you many people campus (towards my education)" that some Western passing plays took only two sec- that would have put much WLU money on the

onds to Two seconds! complete on that drive. It game. But the lads did it, did it with the best Mike Farrauto was felt that WLU had been widely yet quietly defensive effort in memory against a team averag- Biz dealt a the UWO great injustice by timekeeper. ing 50 points a game.

Everyone in the Laurier community was The football Hawks have earned our respect,

shocked, bewildered then angered about the inci- let's give them our support in return. Homecoming.

dent. To their credit, the Hawk players and coach- Enter the contest and paint a sign. Paint your face. staff did considered ing not raise a fuss. It was our Wear purple and gold. If you can't make it, at least "cross bear". AC and tell the coaches wish the private to call the you boys All I know is that it was the longest bus ride of the best. "Friday night at the old benches creak. my life, heading back to Waterloo that day. Let's make those Cheering Turret on wine, women And it's it's that of 5000 and fans not just that we lose to them, amongst a sea purple gold on a & or beer" do all the fall is a never song they little things that annoy coaches, gorgeous day memory you'll forget and fans alike. I've heard that the Just players opposing go. Jamie Lamont bench's field sound equipment (for booth to com- Because if you don't, you're not a Golden is best. lose their well transfer Western 2nd Year PoliSci munication) flaky at They always Hawk and you may as to

quarterback to graduation - then come back the next where stuck-up pussies like yourself can wallow in

year with some unknown who is even better. They the excrement of their own kind.

the university blues by Kevin Matchstick

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"Paradise Lost" where Bell is concerned

JAMES S. MCINTYRE Comment-poetry And It told me "Dear sir, I thee three choice: even worst yet, which really has me steamed. give

Five different one none!" all hither and hear tale! My phone is not connected as I wouldhav't! lines, line, or Yo! Come ye my It terrible cackle semblance turn hairs Sirrah, were a thenI'd for laughed a in some of a scream. Tho I mean not to your white. you woman, fight ya! Thus I from the as t'were a horrible dream. and features But I darenot be a Ventresca!" frighted parlour Surely they will, your go pale, thought gay by And fill maidens and children with fright! But I wish alas, can that my fiction be, tho are words but mortal spake, only story For sooth, they So with selfish goals and heterosexual desires And my roommates each had a his bed; To the foundations of soul will shake! phone by very thy they I Car and was offbefore to my went, long. All the same line, with option of privacy. To Philip Street I drove (with very squeaky tires) But the sits in the kitchen instead. the he phone I call Serpents did slay! upon Spenser, Hoping to right what was wrong. Otherwise should five exorcised Demons! we pay separate Bills, And to Milton, who the with T'was here that I met a wicked old porter Which brings pain to my Heart, and my truer Spirit kills. mine aid P.B. Shelley, who tyrant gods did betray, To Who made it clear then that I should receive no quarter. with Faith and Reasons! But were vanquished your your So relate he my call to thatmay assist, For tho mine enemy be no Beast of Hell, "Come not here,fair Sir, to claim Fortunes!" He who is in la Canada du Bell! your knowledgeable electricity, Tis one far fiercer: The man with wrinkled did aged lip speak. Andcorrect our phone system, which is unquestionably amiss,

"Here we do not cater to residential Possessed theDevils of Bells did patrons. by trickery! T'was a Wednesday past that my quest commence shall But on Street Ye find what Ye seek." Till then I will for a to door. King pray Knight correct this ill When I awoke by a knocking at my And in final he parting, a warning spoke unto me: Sort of like the character DeNiro played in "Brazil." A servant it for he had come hence young was, 'Tis a fool's labour to seek help from a bureaucracy!" hook the on floor. To up phones my O that omniscient Alexander, your now sight "Make sure all five jacks are on one line," quoth I. Shouldnot see how invention is abused. However, not deterred this initial your "Would that I could," he said, with tears in his eye. by folly, And if Providence can take a hand, let it be known O To King Street I did make my way, Holy Light,

ThatFallen Man is no amused! throat; As fast as I could in my gas-powered trolley longer I queried at his distress, and he answered with cracked miss entire school Andwhether he a Tory or a Liberal be, Evil I have sir. Hoping not to my day. "Under an power come, God damn the man who Bell a to But when I arrived, I fell in distress; gave monopoly! Mine master more than one line, allow't, he won't. 'gain

be sir. For the Demon blessed structure was an impenetrable And tho I try, it will not done TheWaterloo last for fortress. Square, my recompense like of try For the wires rear up Serpents Medusa, From some Wiseman or centuries old "Don't it loser!" Prophet, And to me they hiss try you Was foiled once again by a servile temptress

Who would fain do anything for a profit of the line came a disembodiedvoice, "0 wretched tyrant!" said I, "O fiendish fiend! At the other end She offered me a number to call on her the of thumb. phone, a work Witchcraft? Something evil, by pricking 'Pon so helpless lad your my Thus for since my journey was naught, I had one at home. The Eternal Moule Maternity of Unity, Laud and Ensoul

for to realize who after four in the Eric, could comment on the fed with the three American The Eternal M.O.U.L.E. you you are, to them years you up networks with (Maternity of Unity, Laud and for you to comprehend how program. Laurier "System"? every passing year. in 1967 into Watch either TSN, MuchMusic, Ensoul) such sick, gifted, scholars can Eric was born a

this in You can't done The Network News or PBS. By Brett Grainge make the best university in young immigrant family get any thing

Canada. If know of Canada. At the of unless know the secretaries These are the best values on the you someone Montreal, age you

who deserves five he moved to intimately and by name. tube. But I do like Wiseguy. People are important. But recognition, come Toronto,

admits he was a Wilfrid Laurier students are more up to the Cord offices and ask for Ontario. Eric

busi- What are views on thefash- important. Each week one student Brett Grainge. normal person before taking your ion scene? will be chosen and will openly This week MOULE ness courses at W.L.U. and gain-

admission to this uni- give a display of his life, senti- presents...EßlC JEMETZ, a per- ing crazy

Don't be a Cookie-cutter ments, hopes, dreams, and per- fect example for Frosh Business versity. clone follower. vertedness. This weekly section is students as to what might happen alcoholic What was your worst experience? And what does the rest ofLaurier Or is it me? think of Eric Jemetz? just I was so wasted...and a floor-

I - Denise Evans mate was ensuring that made it "...hip guy" for fu- to bed safely. After having been "...individual, big, lives I've known Eric for 3 to rest I returned thanks ture. years GUEST COMMENT BY J. TYLER LEATHERLAND laid my and I've come be more by vomiting all over his left leg. now to

It horrible than a friend. I've become a fol- Maybe it's just me, but recent developments at VIA Rail have set was a experience.

lower!" - David Stevenson my blood boiling. It seems that on Monday night a blind Guelph man

floor." - Jane What moment? How do about the new on the dance was booted off the train he was riding for sleeping through his stop. was your happiest you feel "spaz The T.V. season? Feinnel man, Walter Pettifer, 76, travels to London two or three times fall

week slot in time. "Eric is the of 'the good a for treatment at a veterans' hospital. He was returning from No single Happi- epitome

Life.' - Phil this is a state of mind. I'm more and more of Roommate trip when he said he dozed off and slept through his stop. When ness a feeling, getting way the conductor Walter came by and demanded a ticket admitted his mistake and offered for ticket The to pay a to the next destination. conductor, however, pulled the emergency stop, kicked the old man off the train in the middle of nowhere on a busy highway, and slapped

a few bones in his hand for a cab ride home.

what's Now, wrong with this bloody picture? Plenty, my friends!

Firstly I think that any courteous human being would have accepted the payment for a ticket to the next stop instead of giving the guy the boot. But man oh man the guy is blind and elderly and in this country

we sure as hell don't set him loose in the wilds to fend for himself.

Then we come to VIA Rail. For VIA Rail is the your information, national rail service that is overstaffed with discourteous people and subsidized the to teeth by our generous government. I have never really liked VIA Rail, mainly because fast, efficient, polite, on-time,

clean, quiet, friendly, inexpensive rail service was never their corpo-

rate goal. And God knows that they've been given a chance to clean their ship. Time after time they've been criticized for losing money

and told to shape up. This time it looks like VIA Rail is going the way of the dinosaur (although the dinosaur is highly regarded and well-respected in hindsight).

I do mean to dump all over VIA Rail (in case you doubt my gist). But why shouldn't I? If they respected their jobs in the slightest,

they'd get their act together. But instead they seem to delight in

showing the public just how rude and mean they can be. It's not just this incident either. it Last month the conductor of one train held up

over a protest by non-smokers on the train. I think, however, that Monday's incident gets my highest recom- mendation for asshole of the year award. I don't know what kind of

moron I I could do that to anyone. And can't help but think that if in were put the position of a VIA Rail employee, in light of their

situation, I would be worried about job. If VIA Rail is to those wild and Cordies it weekend's ORCUP in my going Yes, crazy were hamming up at last (student newspaper) gathering treat the like fall. in- public a baby treats his diaper, then let the axe We Toronto. Cord delegate Liza Sardi (holding paper) was elected women's rights co-ordinator.' Proud colleagues don't need clude: from Brett Christine Karen Elizabeth Frank Chris a service that leeches public money, freely spends it and (clockwise left) Grainge, Yarwood, Burke, Chen, Reilly, Andrea Nasello. then bites the hand of the people that feed it. Or is it just me? Starkey and The Cord Weekly

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The Scene The Scene

Evita brings legend to life THEATRE

Tony Burke, Theatre Review

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Just as we were settling into some idle con-

versation, a gentleman striding onto the stage

caught attention. To my amazement, it was the my at events taking place upon the .stage. Bob Meil- President Juan message of this beautiful frightful import. Eva Peron, our First narrative and drew

was dead at 33 Mm Lady, only years oojja| Jg large applause from the audience. Of the male Everyone in the cafe fell into lamentation. It leads, Kiimac|^9^Perql w*serhaps the could not be believed that the pride of Argentina weakest, maybe because he appeared to be the most

had reached mortality. The candles on our tables Hat and faultless of the characters and there-lore

if Nature waned as itself shared our loss. harder to reach. Afterall, Evita is a play of emotion

In honor of our departed First Lady, the cafe and people.

owner staged an early showing of their incredible, And it is also a musical. Pianist Leslie De'Ath,

dramatic portrayal of Evita's triumphant life story. who also served as musical director, was joined by with flair and The show was presented great a keyboard player, bassist, and drummer to bring enthusiasm by the entire cast; they made us relive Andrew Lloyd Weber's orchestrations to life. Al-

the and death of our glorious career untimely though at times, the other instruments were beloved Evita Peron. rendered ineffective beneath the sound of the piano, It other. was a life story like no Apparently, the performance was flawless, with sweeping ar-

there are many legends circulating around Argen- rangements that worked equally well with moments

tina about Evita of which I was unaware. Some of carefully placed silences.

her ambitious in paint as a manipulative, woman We felt that the history of our Evita was truth while the of her the saint that she rest us see as was. unfolding before our eyes as the performance drew I the drama But, must admit, swayed my opinion of us into its world. As central characters were

the First bit. life of Lady quite a brought to on stage, the rest the cast went An named Carol Ann Feldstein actress about their lives around us, reacting with each other

Evita in both at various times in the portrayed lights whether we saw them or not, but we felt their

The of the §eS«ctress came play. image on strong as presence. "The dancers and townspeople set the Evita slept with men to raise her position in the cul- mood and location in the absence of stage props Photo: Rob Saunders ture of Buenos Aries. The seduction of the

hedonistic Magaldi - played with the perfect

of revulsion - amount Dennis Diemert cemented words - Feldstein and the mir- by spoken by sung by at a glance this view* Evita's that ambition rivaled of Lady we once again felt the loss of our revered Macbeth when she future met president General First Lady. Yet, in dying she left a legacy for the Juan but LOOK OUT! It's the attack of the clone bands! October Bth brings Peron, the woman's passion and sincerity leaders of the world. The life of a woman who

real in the first strike to the Turret with the tribute band The New \§»chillingly the more intimate scenes and cared for her people and gave her life in their ser- Eagles Kids In Town. Comprised of former members of Hotel California Jjptemixed with the poorpeople she loved. vice preserved forever in legend and memory

(another Eagles clone), this new unit also plays material by Eagles

alumni Joe Walsh, Glen Frey, and Don Henley. The Kids have sunk

$10,000 into their show to bring a first-rate performance. That's alot

of money to spend to be someone else.

New albums: Jane Siberry, Tracey Chapman, Aerosmith, Tears For

Fears, Bob Dylan, Daniel Lanois.

INSIDE

FILM: Little Vera, p. 19

IN CONCERT: Fine Young Cannibals and National Vel-

vet, p. 18

MUSIC REVIEWS: Great White, The Doobie Brothers,

Red Hot Chilli 16 Peppers, p.

IN CONCERT

Tonight:The Dead Milkmen at the Bombshelter

Oct. 3: The Washington Squares at Taps

Oct. 6: David Wilcox at the Highlands

Oct. 10: The Hopping Penguins at Taps Oct. 12: Chuck Berry at Lulu's Roadhouse

Oct. 18: Grapes of Wrath/Sarah Maclaughlin at UW

Oct. 23: Public Enemy at the Twist

Nov. 1: the The at Fed Hall

NEXT WEEK Photo:

Rob - Rap music put into perspective.

- Michael Douglas' new film Black Rain in review Saunders - the inside story on the boycott of Polygram Records The Cord Weekly

16Thursday, September 28, 1989 MUSICREVIEWS

mi HI m i 11 II Bitten by Great White

1982 marked the end of the Doobies with their farewell tour and album,

and solo followed. The found it (sound familiar?) careers group tough to keep in touch their during seven year separation, after working together for twenty Affairs it "We had much fun Safety and Equality:University years. As Paul Simmons puts so on the road (the last that it sounded like fun do Wants You! time) to an album..."

- back features The Doobies' come album the five mem- walker for the walk homeprogram Cycles original We need you to be a designated bers, Lakind (who the band in 1976), The Horns and 2nd. Interested the Bobby joined Memphis to commence Monday October parties sign-up at Little Feat's Bill Payne, who contributedkeyboard backup since 1972. WLUSU offices. The music of Cycles incorporates all the latest technical advances in the and still has the characteristic Doobie Brothers The industry sound. presence 7 Help Brighten Someone s Day of The Memphis Horns and Bill Payne's keyboards add to the distinguishable sound of the Doobies. The album sound but may familiar the new lyrics and Cycles fresh ideas it a new direction. the give Despite seven years apart. The The Doobie Brothers Doobies show This is greatenergy. a must album for any Doobie fan. Records Capitol - EddieProcyk

With the trend of bands' the last few it is recent 'copy over years, no

doubt that Great White under this attack. Great White has came very same a

and Roll of good Rock sound all its own. The style parallels that Bon Jovi,

Ratt, or Whitesnake, of whom the band has professional ties or has toured

in with the past.

Twice Shy is the sixth album from Great White, a follow up album to the

Once is its the platinum selling Bitten, and on way to surpassing sales mark

set by this first album. The albumpacks in a lotof guitar riffs and good drum

beats to keep the high energy Rock & Roll flowing throughout the album. This is Metal album of not a Heavy by any stretch the imagination. On the

contrary, the music is quite audible, there are no casualties (being either hu- Be A Volunteer! man or animal), and the band doesn't have shares in Tylenol.

the of This album was a pleasant surprise. I suffered from stereotype and Metal" if record "headbangers", "Heavy myself, but you give the a find it There is chance, you may grows on you. a high energy level on the al- Come sign at the Volunteer Fair up bum which you cannot avoid getting into. The band excels in concert and and talk to various representatives thrives on live performances. The lead singer Jack Russell, finds the bands main motivation lies their first. Twice Shy with own enjoyment If they like the music from local else likes it take losses. organizations Great White they play it, if nobody they their

A good album, and worth taking a chance on. Capitol Records - Eddie Procyk October 3,4 & 5

in the Concourse with is dream John: Mother's Milk a porpoise a for Probably the worst cut on

Red Hot Chili Peppers me, hell bent on inventing a new the album is "Johnny, Kick a species". Hole In the Sky" because it tries

John: Now that is be admirable about Dor: When I first saw this al- really dumb, to an effort Operations Outreach : University Affairs but as ridiculous "Taste racism like the the bum's cover, I thought it might not as but, rest of The bored is second have possibilities. Pain". Boy, am I of songs, this simply rate:

these love - "I'm native this John: Boy, were you wrong! pubescent song lyrics a of place, please this like kick in the Dor: You said it John! Rap/punk is the stuff we wrote in don't me face". Dor: with a thud. The high school when we We should mention that ° resounding song accidentally " 20 /o Deductible there "Magic Johnson" sounds like caught our prom date necking are some highlights on this ■ ,1 f\> - Prescription Drug ■

" Out-of-Province (~CILP) } lyrics Dor? particularly offensive with words strumental.

Coverage Dor: Yeechhh! like: "her John: And it pipes are open / she showed that these I the blows John: thought opening song more than my mind". "musicians" are capable of

Pick claim forms! "Good Time This (u|y up your Boys" was going to John: song has a novelty producing purely melodic music

at WLUSU or Health be indicative the whole album, that with of quality warrants repeat spunk.

Services. with such promising lines as "to to Dor: Another was Vicki qX listening only garner nervous highlight the minds that it's Calhoun's are open, you laughter from inhibited, virginal backing vocals on

we represent". friends. "Knock Me Down".

Dor: Wrong again! As the album Dor: Shock value doesn't work. John: However, we still cannot

it Grow the goes on, simply goes from bad up guys. overlook fact that this is

to worse. Despite some interest- John: "Punk Rock Classic" is mainly sophomoric rubbish.

MICHAEL CAINE thrash metql on "Nobody also tasteless. What do Dor: And I one would not like STEVE MARTIN ing very you for

Weird Like Me", one cannot think Sid Vicious would have said to be weaned on this "Mother's

Nice Guys Finish Last. Meet The Winners. overlook the fact that this has all if he had lived to hear this, Dor? Milk". done better. Dor: been - before, only um..."give me librium or Doranne Domik and John

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An Ounce Of Perception Music: the opium ofthe people by Steve Burke

Dear Diary, record Went into a store today the while Zarathustra" as the cover, others were com- The 'Spiritus Mundi', choc meaning of this music. ominous disc. I rent a compact glanced prised of those ad full One will reminisce monolith filled the screen in that to jingles per- of all the thoughts and experi- generation the section of LPs formed about the controversial assassina- sublime and conclusion through entirely by one band that ences from the sixties to the mystical

"show tunes" - referred to as calls itself the Beatles. tion of President the to the "Dawn of Man" eighties, is riddled with songs like Kennedy, sequence. that have the I discovered I found solice in those albums catchy by reading the "Revolution", "Dancing in the emotionally-charged speeches of my own to all favourite backs of these the memories of metaphysical movie theme songs my album covers that Streets", and"I Heard It Through Martin Luther King, political

sitcoms - and then came the Peace music - Tom Cruise mix are at least - idealism of the seeing ghetto songs a couple of the Grapevine" songs that create Movement, rack of albums that con- decades old. and the horror and confusion of cocktails to the sound of "The across a What better way, I an emotional and spiritual bond sisted of selections from than the Viet Nam Our Shake". my thought, through television which transcends the barriers of a Experience. Hippy Hippy favourite prime-time commer- can the will recall I admire modern film- advertising, collective generation, each group of people generation fondly run- really

Some of the records had the of two makers for the effort they take in cials. memory generations of attaching their own personal and ning shoes, butter, beer, cookies

"Motown" emblazed on in of into phrase music lovers be melded together? historical significance to the and chewing gum. squeezing scraps songs

their movies so that we can have I was touched by the the con- If - soundtracks. the film in cept the endless possibilities, the ques- tion has do - absolutely to power of music and wept loudly nothing with which is the in the record store, with a warm music, usually

in the will feeling my guttiwuts. I moved case, producers craftily the with quickly to another section of the supply plodine fleeting

scenes in in front of store to the movie soundtracks nightclubs,

stereo stores or next to car radios. and got that feeling all around my this discreet and insides again. Through un-

soundtrack for obtrusive technique, we are pro- Picking up the vided with 30 second snatches of the sixties sci-fi epic "2001: A music throughout the Space Odyssey", I thought about intersperced film. Instant Soundtrack! what it would have been like to

Have to now, diary. They're see such a revolutionary go

cinematic achievement all those playing a Robert Plant song on

the radio and I have a sudden - to hear the booming years ago for a Coke. tones of Strauss's "Also Sprach urge

Mind at the end ofits tether

by Jonathan Stover

Opening paragraphs to novels that I have yet to write.

Adam Martin bit down hard so on the hamburger that the top of his Joe Toole (left) and Jerome Godboo of The! head blew off like the bulkhead of a submarine exploding under Phantoms their atl sweat through appearance the pressures of the ocean five miles down, spewing brains and hair Grandson's Place from Phil's last Wednesday 1 in across his startled classmates English 374. It was that kind of day, night.j Photo: Tom Szeibet j Priscilla Pretentiousness yawned to herself, wiping pieces of Martin's

cerebellum from her well-thumbed but ultimately pointless copy of Weir she tried think of Dr. Agonistes as to a way to make light of this

occurence.

I It was hot. Damned hot. And so I swore as peeled my hand away Boo-Boo's Top50 from the grill of the barbecue, and cursed the day I had ever met Peggy Fomaulhaut.

Things to do before graduating from W.L.U. (weenie- 23. Ask your prof to "prove it". Baron Barra Cuda sat playing idly with his hyper-photonic little-university) 22. Wear a Peter Frampton Fan Club t-shirt. blunderbuss as he rode the of red Get extension madly across eddying pampas 21. an on an essay. and 50. afternoon dudes" the horns head and waters. The rebel forces had escaped him this Spend an watching "hip rev shit 20. Wear on your start a Waterbuffalo grasses green time,

out but if he could remember where he'd of their cars. Appreciation Day. only put the recipe for the 49. the Watch "hip chicks" laugh at the "hip dudes" who 19. Sit in the concourse and rate members of the opposite ultimate weapon, the Evil Empire might yet sfTatch victory from the

rev the shit their out of cars. sex. slavering yet oh-so-lusciously puckered jaws of ultimate defeat and 48. Stand in line for three Sit in the and hours for one beer, one dance, 18. concourse rate members of the same general all-around embarrassment. and one night of wasted time at the Turret. sex. "My dear, just how big did 47. Wait three hours to be served at Wilf's. 17. Get of friends talk and a group to block the doorway 46. Reserve you think it was to be?" a book that the whole class needs, and the and the going library connecting concourse CTB during a class not claim it in the queried Mortimer as he 9-day pick-up period. change-over. Blakely 45. Find a that works. stroked the which photocopier 16. Dress up as Elmer Fudd or Bugs Bunny and attack limp pink mass 44. Discover that all of your required text books made it the Cord staff. writhed against his trouser legs. in before the course ends. Write "Prof for the Cord. 15. a Review" Nancy struggled womanfully 43. Go to W.O.W. in the Turret. 14. Use reverse and tell your parents that you psychology with the bicycle pump, sweat bur- 42. Join a political party, are doing o.k. and are financially secure. sting out like fireworks on her 41. Drop out and the other and tell under- join party. 13. Use reverse psychology a prof you aroused brow, but by the end of 40. and Drop out again form your own party. stand everything he/she has said. the as both 39. the night, they lay spent Figure out meaning of the words banality, face- 12. Make a collect call to the Pope. and and panting on the luxurious tiousness, sex. 11. Pretend that you have a split personality for the day 38. Run bearskin of naked through the Torque Room. (See Dick Run. and bring two lunches, eat both, write two sets of notes - rug Blakeley's palat- See Jane. See Jane and and ial the laugh at dick.) repeat everything you say, repeat everything you bungalow, giant Super 37. Bug the shit out of the Registrar's Office employee say. Gulp blow-up balloon they had

by back. 10. Wear a in bitching "Krushed Kitty" your pants. liberated from the roof of the lo- 36. Lie on an OSAP form. 9. Ask for information from the Information Booth. cal 7-11 still sat only half-inflated 35. See how the 8. Care for many grandmothers can die during exam a day, on the front lawn, and they ad- shirt period. 7. Wear a Western University (and a bullet-proof mitted defeat. 34. Pre-register and vest) and burn it at the end of the get all your courses. day. 33. Pretend 6. out of an exam. to listen a walkman a Pay a cop to drag you The to during philosophy poor schmuck had been shot fifteen times in the back, and so class "LaurierFootball" - with 5. Shave head and wear a - jacket. your eyes closed and then ask about pre- your when the lieutenant I whispered "Murdered!" just had to agree. the existential 4. Do a "John Belushi" in lunch line. existentialism in a nebuli-condusive

metaphysical 3. Paint a surrealistic subculture. painting. Hitler's forces almost surged erotically towards Moscow, but in a < 32. Write Get offended at and then an hate letter to favourite 2. a geography prof, apologise small anonymous your prof. village on the island of events that Fiji we take for granted as I 31. said 'show Read a whole issue of the saying, "I thought me your Cord Weekly. by you mattered world-shaking not. The chief had lost his only daughter to ! 30. Chain yourself to the dean for a day - and find out diaphragm'". the dread wild boar Cowabunga, and somehow, what the C. Student somewhere, someone j he actually does. 1. Try to rename Bryan Leblanc Centre was going to pay. Or to be more 29. Find and Student Union the pig, precise. i an honest business student. Building Mutant-Communist-

28. Find the magnesium bar in a book, rip it out, and at- Nazi-sympathisers-from-Hell-towering-inferno-double- Sunshine smashed down on the beach like | the raisins you see fall- ' tach it to your underwear so that beep. ham-on-ry e-hold-the-pickle-faculty-hating-Wilf's- you from those ing two big in the cereal the 27. Ask , scoops ads, but for strange 1 yourself "why?". Grand son's-Place- and- student-centre-for-the- small man who walked the 26. Find alone in big black trenchcoat, from out the answer. overachieving Building. away the 25. gaily crowds, it was Start a frolicking literally sheer hell, for here he was man's liberation club - on campus and allow females in indeed in the condemned into it. afterlife, to expose himself again and Next this nudist beach in 24. week: 101 things you can do with a again on the hinterlands of Hades. Figure out what WLUSU does. waterpik. The Cord Weekly

18 Thursday, September 28, 1989.

The Razorbacks resurrect the ghost of Cusak past

Cori Cusak dance floor balanc- Ferguson through precariously Night", and the spanish guitar in- bass his fore- ing his upright on fluenced ballad "Talk To a Sturke 900 Digital Sampler You", head, Donnie is strad- Cartwright demonstrated the band's ability to his Once again, Toronto rock-a- dling guitar and playing as if grab the attention of the crowd he is billy quartet The Razorbacks exorcising some powerful and hold it through almost two rolled into the Turret Saturday demons. hours of music.

for night to play a small yet loyal Vocalist Kenny traded duties

"Charter me a audience. The Razorbacks know plane with Cartwright, "Hooch", "Jail- how to draw a crowd and house and keep A railway track or a highway Joe", new pianist them after the band rocking long lane "Mean" Steve Piano on and off has packed and gone home. it's it's both up Long as rolling calling my throughout sets, giving each That's the Razorbacks what spe- name" man a chance to showcase their cialize in: feeling. Getting caught talents.

in the is im- up energy nearly Those words seem to embody Kenny has none of the ar-

to avoid. the life of the Razorbacks these that possible rogance so many performers In late in the wake of 1985, days. Playing every night, while display. Rather, he's polite, the break up of The Wise Guys, spending their days off recording friendly, and relaxed. You could bandmates and "Jail- Christmas the Razor- Tony Kenny a new EP, never guess from talking to him house" Joe decided to do backs are well on their to Myke way that he is a gifted guitarist, in pos- some on the streets of one of Canada's fastest busking becoming session of a voice that could

Toronto for fun rising new bands. and spending charm even the harshest of critics.

Joined had some- money. by drummer Don So, maybe fatigue He just strikes you as a really "The Hooch" Dekouchay, the trio thing to do with it, but the Razor- nice guy. headed for the streets, armed with backs show lacked Saturday night The itself is There that Jailhouse Joe" guitar an exten- goes guy playing atop his bass again. The a bass, acoustic some of the the band stand-up guitar, energy sion of the Razorbacks drew a record man. He runs his long crowd (numbering near 50!) to the Turret's and cardboard box for drum The a a usually displays. generally concert fingers down its length, with ob- night on Saturday. Photo: Corl Ferguson maniacal Donnie kit. Donnie Cartwright (ex of The Cartwright vious love for the instrument, and formed. They feed off the energy add an eighties feel to the early Cartwrights and Handsome Ned) seemed to be hanging back some- smiles like a kid delighted with a of the music and crowd. the It al- roots of rock n' roll. They're was hired last to do lead what most of the year gui- night. During new toy. most acts like a powerful drug. starting to build a strong follow- his lead tar work. His presence has added spots as vocalist, And he isn't on stage like any And The Razorbacks are most ing across the country so try and shone an extra boost to the band, both in Cartwright brilliantly but other frontmen in that of genre addicted it. definitely to catch them before they get too big their sound and show. some of his drive was stage missing. music today. He has none of their Overall, The Razorbacks once for the clubs. You'll be glad The Razorbacks acoustic you play Kenny's auctioneer-style patter- flashiness, their blatant sexuality, again proved themselves to be did. roots rock with such and between seemed to energy ing songs or macho persona. Instead a quiet energetic live performers who can vigor that they give new life to drag on incessantly, taking up off him. He has his grace hangs work crowd better than a most In previous years, The Cord Weekly old standards. The music is more than most of their only length talent, belief, and drive and that's has bands. Their busking days have published many stories about the half of their live show. What sets songs. all he needs. Razorbacks written by Ms. Cusak/ served them well, and despite the the band from other acts is But when the band it Ferguson. In honour of her dedication apart played, The stage is The Razorbacks' nature of their chosen limiting have this we produced article from se- their zealous attack of a stage was unforgettable. Songs like the forum for expression. Removed of The genre music, Razorbacks lections of her previous work. Don't show. It is hard to keep up with single "So Much Fun" from Go from there is remark- it, nothing the manage to add enough variety to worry, Razorbacks performed the them. While "Jailhouse" Joe To Town, "Long Rolling Nights", able about them but when the then do keep things interesting. same as they now (same as it is in the middle of the "Lower "It's Myke lying Beverly", Saturday — ever was, same as lights go up they are trans- it ever was). The Razorbacks manage to

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the everybody except students, who had put in $600,000 towards the build-

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19 Thursday, September 28,1989.

Riot and revelry with National Velvet IN CONCERT

Soon the Shelter Feizal Valli with Mark Pivon, Con- enough, was hop-

ping and sweating to what was shaping cert Review up to be the year's best club show. Del

Mar was accepting drinks and proposals This past weekend saw yours truly

fast with all the of a reigning indulging in what are becoming my grace queen and did not want to three favourite vices: 7-11 chili dogs, just stop.

National The London show rounded off a tour double rye & cokes, and Vel- of 232 club dates before National Velvet vet. I managed to catch Toronto's Gothic into the studio. "We all like rockers in two consecutive shows at U of sojourn said Storm. "We all W's Bombshelter on Friday and at playing together",

write, too...and there's close to London's Call The Office on Saturday. twenty

of five new to select from for a new For those you who are entirely un- songs familiar with the band (why, I can't im- album." The record, which is scheduled

before agine), they are led by singer Maria Del to begin production 1990, is Sex The odd Mar, possessing a vocal style that is both tentatively titled Gorilla. title is derived from gritty and sweet. a request made by a fan for called but Backing her up is a band that looks a song "Sasparilla", got it like The Damned but play like the Sex wrong.

Pistols (had the Pistols ever learned how National Velvet's next album should

Mark also have Zeus B. Held, of Fashion and to play): Crossley on lead guitars,

or the Storm on bass, Gary Flint on drums, and, Dead Alive notoriety, overseeing

Tim "We considered John Fryer", a new addition on rhythm guitar, production. said reference Welch. Del Mar in to the producer

of of Love And Rocket's, "but it was a Still touring on the strength last gut

feeling when...it came to Zeus." year's self-titled debut album, the Vel-

material The show climaxed in a free- vets have added enough new to finally for-all in which the band invited the merit two lengthy sets plus encores per

crowd to join them on stage for a riotous night. It goes to show how much they version of the Isley Brothers' classic truly love to play. National Velvet vocalist Maria Del Mar belts out a song during their show at the with "Another "Shout". The same wasn't possible in The band opened up Bombshelter last Friday. The band played the last of a 232 date tour before the London, however, as the inept manage- Day" as Del Mar abused hell out of a going into the studio to create their second album. ment put up rails around the stage to cor- stand-up ash tray that had been propped ral Del Mar's wild horses and then cut Photo: James Neilson chair while the up on a (honest!), and, to the mikes because of how wild Waterloo crowd was slow to warm, it power

the crowd was getting. wasn't long before Del Mar was out on Nevertheless, when National Velvet the dance floor - an effort that worked to Needless finally left the stage it was hoots and Cannibals consumed better than a military draft. to by Hugo hollers of satisfaction. If haven't this to strain the you say, appeared put a on caught them you're missing out on entire Bent Security staff, not to mention yet, Concert Review and the show of a lifetime with a band that Tony Burke, "Ever Fallen In Love" from the P.A. system, which temporarily shut ! simply does not disappoint. The Raw and the Cooked. But the down. But the band played on. It was a that will not of night presence The Mint Juleps on , be the rain and soon forgotten as stage with the Cannibals added

wind battered the member warmth 15,000 some to many of the

auidience at the Kingswood songs and made "Like a Stranger" I

Music Theatre. Only the expecta- shine above it's studio counter-

tion of a quality show from the part. Hurricane Hugo managed to

most eagerly-awaited concert shut off the for brief power a mo- j of the event summer, The Fine ment to which Gift commented: I the fans Young Cannibals, kept here three - "We played years ago from their giving up vigil. and it rained then as well. But we KITCHENER KITCHENER WATERLOO KITCHENER How played anyway." big of you,

525 Rd w. 465 Phillip St. The Mint an a Roland Gift, oh god of 210 Lorraine Ave 607 King St. W. Highland Juleps, English supreme the that l ire (Parkdale II Plaza capella sextet, opened show, us all, to perform on dry (at Heritage) (near Victoria) (Canadian Mall) the crowd (it would while the rest of us stand in 746-4220 entertaining stage 741-1119 578-5050 741-5050 be folly to expect the Juleps to pre-pneumonic misery. At this "warm the soaked up" assembly) point, as the rain began to seep I with some uplifting songs of their into all of my pores, was just 112 TWOLARGE 1 own and a cover of Isley-Jasper- about fed up with the singer's ar- "Shout". CHEESE PIZZAS ■ Isley's Tolerant at best, rogant preaching and posturing. \ the audience were anxious to I, too, was at the Kingswood move the Juleps off the stage when the Cannibals, at the dawn EACH ADDITIONAL TOPPING $1.35 EXTRA CHEESE $2.80 quickly so that they could see the j j of their career, opened for ÜB4O. Cannibals and escape the torrent Times were simple then for the as soon as possible* S pop trio, playing with only a three piece backup band but almost H49 an hour break After almost + TAX stealing the show from the between the Fine VALID ONLY WITH CC C" NAT PARTICIPATING LITTLE CAESARS acts, Young English reggae group. On Friday, J NOT VALiJ WiTH ANY OTHER OFFER Cannibals ascended the stage to and Cox them- I EXPIRES Gift, Steele, found OCT3O/^ begin "Johnny Come Home", the selves enveloped by a ten-piece trio's first hit from their 1984 ■ """""""TWO ' rhythm section with all the flash im- MEDIUM debut album. Employing an but none of the strength or style pressive light show, and glowing, their first CHEESE PIZZAS i to equal appearance. S multi-coloured stage risers, the After only an hour, the Fine Cannibals invested some of their Young Cannibals left the stage, to nice EACH TOPPING $1.00 EXTRA CHEESE $2.10 I profits bring us something I ADDITIONAL but a small amount of whooping to look at while they slothed ■ • and hollering brought Gift and through a bland set. Perhaps it J99 The Mint Juleps back for an in- was the pervading gloom hanging M +TAX ■ spired a capella version of The over the but the Can- VALID ONLY WITH COUPON AT PARTICIPATING LITTLE CAESARS audience, Temptations' Girl" before B WITH ANY OTHER OFFER "My NOT VALID nibals appeared sluggish and EXPIRES OCT 30/89 the band climaxed the show with lacked the drive that they had "She Drives Me Crazy". r "wo"mAl"" i conveyed in the past. Cox and Steele's usual manic guitar play- As the fury of hurricane HugoFINE YOUNG CANNIBALS PIZZAS S ing was absent, while Gift's S CHEESE spent the last of its energy over

suave showmanship seemed often Southern Ontario, it was clear I EACH ADDITIONAL TOPPING $0.75 EXTRA CHEESE $1.65 E stifled except for some brief mo- that the vitality of the Cannibals' ments of vanity. I basic roots in soul and 60's pop have also succumbed to the calm- 599 A fleeting bout of hit & vertigo TAX + ing effect of modern com- me through every musician /in- i y mercially. Too short and too LITTLF the VALID ONLY WITH COUPON AT PART:CIPATINQ CAFSA-S „ strument change during D NOT VALID WITH ANY OTHER 3 dull, the Cannibals were a dis- band's more synthesized arrange- EXPIRES OCT 30/89 appointment. ments like "I'm Not Satisfied" The Cord Weekly

20 Thursday, September 28,1989.

Little Vera shows afine

line between cultures

Margaret Rowland, Film Review

A little movie quiz

by Steve Burke Images that come to mind when one speaks of

the Soviet Union are those of barren, snow-covered and them off in the box Fill in the answers to the quiz below drop at the fields and large, frigid women who hide their heads with the Cord offices by noon Monday. The entry most correct answers beneath gaudy kerchiefs. These myths are easily Cinema. will receive two free passes to The Princess Premiering next with one glance of the Russian box-office dispelled controversial sold 50 weekend: Little Vera, a Russian film which million hit Little Vera. tickets in the Mother Country. For the first time in Soviet cinema, the truth

about bleak and Russian life has come to light in a l.ln the 1986 version of Little Shop of Horrors, who played the psychotic disturbing film that shook the foundations of the dentist?

in 2. Who's thriller is The Little Drummer Girl adapted from? communist-based country when it was released political

1988 due to its steamy sex scene - one which is far G. Robinson film the the 3. What 1930 Edward became impetus for gangster less explicit than Western moviegoers would film genre? anticipate. 4. Sidney Poitier and River Pheonix co-starred in a 1988 film about a boy

who had Soviet spies for parents. What is the film? Vera, played with great honesty by Natalya 5. What recent Oscar winner starred in a 1970 western/comedy calledLittle with no direction in her Negoda, is a young woman Big Man? life. She is just out of school and is about to take a 6. What two steady co-stars worked together in The Best Little Whorehouse when she dead-end at a with Parton's job telephone company In Texasl (NOTE: the answer has nothing to do Dolly chest.) Instant- meets Sergei (Andrei Sokolov) at a dance.

further John film dubbed ly, she falls in love with him. This puts a 7. What early Hughe's was by critics The Little ChilP. her life with her strain on already complicated has four movies for director John Carpenter. What ad- boorish father and abrasive mother because Vera's 8. Kurt Russell made

venture film did they work together on in 1986, set in San Francis- don't parents and her boyfriend get along. co? of life's Although the film is visually difficult to follow, What emerges is a gritty presentation 9. What comedien co-starred with W.C. Fields in My Little Chickadee? the story is identifiable with its rebellious atti- - of quite dismal realities the anger youth, alcoholism, tude toward the restrictions placed youth and drug abuse, domestic violence, and promiscuity. upon 10. What early British comedian was referred to as The Little Tramp? in the in which they function. Writer Maria These elements have rarely (if ever) been seen society

Khemlik has created a likable rebel in Vera, and Soviet motion pictures and, thus, created a she forces Vera to push society to its limits much tremendous controversy when first viewed in Rus- Name: Phone: like this film pushes the limits of Soviet sia. upon

cinematic society. In the event that there is more than one set of correct answers, a draw will be held by the I

next week's Little Vera, the winner of the Best Film and Scene editor. Results will be posted In the Cord office and in issue. Director Vasily Pichul has painted a seamy Answers to last week's quiz: Best Actress awards at the Chicago Film Festival, portrait using cold, dark, and dull images to il- 1. Malcolm McDowell 6. birth ofhis child and director Pichul where no comrade has lustrate Vera's futile existence. The thematic es- go gone 2. SmellThe Glove 7. Jimi Hendrix before and show how fine the line between of the is - just sence film, seen probably unintentionally 3. ghetto blaster 8. Larry Mullen jr.

the communist and countries is. 4. 9. Bob Geldof - in the camera work from which we get impres- capitalist really Virgil, Texas Cinema 5. Dazed & Confused 10. Let It Be is with Little Vera is playing at the Princess (6 sion that everyone on shaky ground Vera; in almost W in the camera trembles somewhat violently Princess St. downtown Waterloo) from Octo- Last week's winner of two free passes to the Princess Cinema: Terry ber 3-9. Call 885-2950 for show times. every scene. Sfelmachuk

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TEACHER □ STUDENT □ SCHOOL: The Cord Weekly 21 ozymandias

Somewhere in the East

Freedom has spilt into the world

Red-Black on concrete

It barks with contempt for its suppressors Beyond ideologies that are meek in comparison

Socialism, Communism, Democracy

The Bodies of which it spilt are unimportant

They are rats, fossils, gods

They are nothing

The Blood is everything

The west sits,

Patting itself on the back in disgust

While the Blood

Burning acid

Destroys the concrete of our facade

Ignore it, Hope it goes away vision Because it is your worst of existence: It is a horrible glimpse of the essence our

Freedom bound by humanity

Sean Rasmussen

Tombs

The hum of a deep freeze

The scrape of wood against stone

Enforced silence in a realm that breeds noise

A light swings from above Illuminating this tired life Forgotten by Family

Forsaken by a father

Frustrated by a Brother

Scared, alone, despaired

In a white Stone tomb Photo: Liza Sardi broken, abandoned,

Dancing on a grave of fools

Fisherman Wayne Horton

My leg hurts tonight where it used to be,

My side throbs, and the headaches push inward, wetly, eager.

The dogs are out there somewhere, hunting me,

I the heard their cries over whisper of the air conditioner,

And so the others cannot be far behind.

I must move again,

Walking this walk that I have walked before.

It gets tiresome, this:

These sad barriers which travel with me,

where the traveller This pulling away from those who wonder

goes,

want this This shying away from those who might poor magic for to spark some light them, I love Who want parlour tricks of emotion to tell them that

them.

I have too much saw their deaths long ago, and wept already.

told her. She asked me what the wound was from, so I

Told her that sickness chewed it away until the keeping was

worse than the losing. told her. She asked me what the wound was from, so I before I took Told her that an enemy's spear pierced my side

his head off.

so I told her. She asked me what the wound was from, and that Told her that a voice screamed one word in my head,

word always.

them I saw all their deaths long ago, but I want constantly,

Ghosts to me already, even while they breath,

I need them to understand me if nothing else,

I for the To give me absolution for what have become, parts

that were taken from me and replaced

and a that With this mission, and these pursuers, morning

never dawns over the same roof twice.

none- No one sings to me, and I understand why, and love you theless,

And the battle onwards, never know carry though you'll

What fires burn within me, or what blood flows.

Jon Stover The Cord Weekly

22 Thursday, September 28, 1989.

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Defense knocks out Mustangs

Tavares jumped on a fumble Van "This is what Chris Starkey by Moerkerke was named ball again." just I was Western fullback Duane Forde Hawk Athlete-of-the-Week for for," Breckles, refer- Cord Weekly hoping says The Lancers and both and Hawks, nipped into the end-zone his "career game" as he knocked ring to WLU's ability to control at 2-1, are two of the teams mired from 29 yards out in the third down a recorded a sack and their "I Fifth-year centre Brian Breck- pass, own destiny. wouldn't in a Five way tie for first West- quarter for his second touchdown was in on several tackles have back this if I les will remember the 11-4 win key come year ern, Guelph and Toronto are the in as Tavares is tied from his outside the Western Mustangs many games. linebacking posi- honestly didn't believe we could over other but if three, any team has with placekicker Tom tion. make it all the forever. Brownrigg way." the inside track, it's WLU. With with 12 points for spot in the "It was a great feeling after "Up until the beginning of this top When asked if "all the Western crossed, the the way" four hump WLU point years to go down there and I thought they were a dif- parade. Brownrigg meant the OUAA Yates year, Golden Hawks could win three winning beat but the is of half- added a field and the them, celebrating ferent breed...kind goal Breckles smiles. out of their next four and still Cup, Tavares over," said the Tillsonburg An- machine," says Breckles. "But convert in Saturday's take first-place and the all- "No, all the way." nandale product. "We've got to you've gotta believe in yourself, contest. home-field time buckle down for Windsor this important advantage Homecoming game (on did." Cecchini rushed for and on Saturday everyone Andy in the playoffs. CHCH-TV) is 2:00 at Seagram. weekend or we'll be back at .500 Even if the players believed what offensive co-ordinator Tom

they could win, the stats sheet for Arnott called "the toughest 72 he's the most part belied the Hawk yards ever run" in leading 269 the offence. victory. Western gained The passing game still remains mark yards in total offence, Laurier a question as 143. Net passing yards? Western quarterbacks lan Mackenzie and

169, WLU 22. Pat Smalling combined on four

According to Breckles, who for 10 passing with three inter-

was named offensive player-of- ceptions and two fumbles.

the-game, it was not how many Western opened the game yards gained, but when and where with a sustained drive that lead to that played the key role in the a 26-yard Steve McCann field

victory. goal, but that was the only real of "We were able to drive when success the UWO offence all

Nose tackle Dan we had to, and when we did turn day. Campagnon in after them take the the ball over, it was either not thought seeing

ball down field scoring position or our defence on the first pos- session for field "it got it back for us right away." a goal was

The Hawks coughed the ball up going to be a long day".

teams in five times, including three inter- The traded rouges the first half before Tavares' ceptions, while Western lost pos-

session on eight different occa- game-breaking TD. Tavares, Tim sions. Bisci, Greg Knox and Ron Van Hawk defensive safety John Moerkerke all recorded intercep-

and the Tavares now has the dubious dis- tions, it appears early sea-

in of and tinction of leading his team of- son jitters the linebackers

been fence, at least as far as points go. secondary have calmed.

The Hawks were seen last week for the grid tuning up big game against Western where the beat the foot- ball for the first time in OUAA Soccer goliaths six years 11-4. The Hawks host the Windsor Lancers for the big homecoming weekend. Barry's lads beat lowly Ram's, Goos

Krause, who the ball in the who outran a defender to placed Stephan Latour determination, and it soon be- again,

corner the reach of On the Hawks faced a Cord Steve Howard on the far top beyond Sunday, Weekly came evident the Hawks were cross to the before formidable The first 20 left and made no mistake with a goalie. Shortly opponent. more versitile in comparison to header. halftime, Peter Gilfillan's free minutes went to the Guelph the Rams. A mere 3 minutes had precise Laurier flood kick found Roy Abraham in the defense, who coughed up most of 8 Ryerson 1, Sept. 23 passed, when Lucky Chhina sped Laurier then started to who the Laurier but the middle which made the box, rose up and over the plays, pressure by down the wing to cross the ball to alley, This afternoon fea- somewhat defense for the header and the the Hawks tipped the scales. The Saturday Joe Formica, who showed a nice attack appear clumsy, fourth tured in abundance. until the 29th minute. goal. ever solid Steve Howard pro- everything touch by flipping the ball over the at least remarkable effort After the half, Laurier had to duced the first opportunity on a Plenty of wind, plenty of clouds goalie for the first marker. Two Chhina, with a play against a strong wind but cross to Michael Krause, who's and rain, and most importantly minutes later, Darren Thompson on the right, managed to penetrate of Hav- still to retain the volley shot went wide. Minutes plenty sunshine on the Laurier and Michael Krause combined for deep into Ryerson territory. managed scoring touch. In the 51st minute, Roy later, some great pressure scoreboard. Laurier started with the next goal. From the backfield, ing beaten his man with a clever Abraham received a the ball off the Guelph tremendous assurance and cutback, he crossed to Michael long pass, stripped their passes found Chhina once crossed the ball to Chhina, who's defense and Roy Abraham found

powerful blastpast eluded the space. Again, the low shot missed keeper. the goal. Just before the half Dar-

The next goal was just as ren Thompson fed an unmarked effort pretty. Mario Halpir's long pass Chhina, yet again the

found Rob Horvath on the left, failed.

who neatly placed the ball in the After the half, Laurier got A minutes far right corner. few their lone marker of the match.

later the Rams got their token Halpir and Joe Formica led the at- The Hawks goal by Derek Zapp. tack. A beautiful cross to Krause Ten had not finished though. on the left was relayed to

Krause minutes from time, pulled Abraham, who made no mistake

a few stunts on the right wing to with his header for the 1-0 lead.

advance past the defense, then Further Laurier attacks lacked the

crossed to Damien who to Clamp, necessary precision make them with made no mistake his header count. On the other end though,

below the crossbar just to bring Derek Zapp to cut off some

the to 7-1. defender score Finally, dangerous passes to retain the Tim his Girling made presence shutout,

felt, on the left side overlapping Overall this weekend pro-

and to Horvath who's crossing duced two necessary wins, and the but shot struck crossbar, was nothing less was expected. Next

headed home by Clamp to end the action for the Hawks is tonight at

scoring. Bechtel Park. Game time is 7:00 Tim Girling demonstrates the finer points of into it by Shake, rattle and roll on the soccer pitch... getting warm pm and bring a jacket.

were triumphant by a 1-0 margin. the sidelines last weekend against Guelph. The Hawks Laurier 1 Guelph 0, Sept. 24 The Cord Weekly

24 Thursday, September 28,1989. from Toronto Lacrosse Club emerges victorious

with tallies ROB BROWN ners, single going to ing cage. Breen chipped in with one. medical staff. Rookie netminder Latiner deserves Cord Weekly Doug McLaren, Charlie Kobelak, Kerho added an insurance Glenn Gifford played a partic- Troy also ac- and Brian McKenna. in colades for his play in both marker the second overtime on ularily strong game on defence, strong

match at York with with several of the weekend matches. A purple and gold tornado Sunday's was a nifty hook-up McLaren to crushing open decided in dramatic fashion finish Laurier travels to McMaster swept through Toronto on the as the game with four goals. field bodychecks which have be-

Gord Chalk's for an 11:00 a.m. match on Sun- weekend, leaving in its wake the goal with two sec- Chalk fired home three, Mark come his trademark leaving York of onds in netted of the battered and bruised University remaining the first over- O'Donoghue a brace, and players soliciting the aid day.

Toronto and York University time period sparked Laurier to a Lacrosse Clubs. 10-8 triumph.

T. Saturday's game at U. of The teams were deadlocked at

was never in doubt as Laurier the end of regulation, sending the 13-2 romped to an easy victory. game into two-four minute Breen five first half in full in Ed scored frames to be played an

goals en route to a 10-1 halftime attempt to declare a winner. With

U. T. lead. Although of emerged time running out in the first over-

for the second half with renewed time and the ball deep in

vigour, WLU controlled the ball, Laurier's zone, Chalk hurled the shifted to neutral and coasted ball the length of the field toward

home for the easy decision, spar- an unguarded Chris Kerho.

ing the losers any further humilia- Seeing the play develop, York's

tion. netminder bolted out to check

Mark Cochrane also chipped Kerho, who wisely ignored the in with 5 for a goal effort the win- pass, letting it sail into the yawn- smile... Homecoming Game sports downed Have heard this Varsity you one yet? Stadium 2:00 rugby Seagram's pm It seems that Boston Red Sox third baseman Wade Boggs and New

bar York Yankee outfielder Dave Winfield were sitting at a having a Windsor vs. LAURIER while seconds win few drinks and watching the television. A woman is Geraldo Rivera that she is with a Come out and cheer the Hawks ! telling pregnant major league baseball player's baby. HAINS BLAIR " That be counters Boggs quickly says must mine! ". Winfield by Cord Weekly " saying No, I'm sure that's mine! ". The hands A hand appears each of the player's shoulders. belong

This the Hawks Pete Rose who Wanna ?". past Saturday (1-1) rugby team travelled to King- to asks," bet LSAT ston to play the Redmen of the Royal Military College. Unfortunate- the Hawks the ly, came up on short end of an 18-10 score. The Red-

men were determined and opponents, came out victorious in spite of a Golfers to effort by right Rob Vlestruck. GMAT strong winger Vlestruck was up par responsible for two tries, both of which were converted by lan Al- SPECIAL TO THE CORD lison.

When asked about his opinion of how the team played, Coach The WLU golf team is quickly proving that when it comes to courses Prep "Not that's about all I the of Waterloo boast than Oktoberfest Wayne Lloyd had little to say, replying, well, links, city can more just

can With recent third and fourth place finishes, the Putter Hawks for the: say". sausage. are maintaining their traditional good placing in OUAA tournaments. Laurier's second in took However, team was more successful, and came At the season Guelph, assistant coach Peter Tron October 21 opener out with a over the final 8-3. Tries in and home with 4th victory RMC, score standing at one golfer came a place team finish. Rookie Colin this match for and Jason 69 individual LSAT were counted Laurier by Doug Fisher Trem- McDougall was on fire, shooting a red-hot to take the blay. This was Tremblay's second try of the season, and as a result of honours on the day. The hometown Gryphons took the team title.

his he has been the club. The Hawks fielded full for the Waterloo Invitational the December 2 play promoted to varsity a team at Conestoga Golf Club, and finished in third place behind Guelph and The varsity club, with the changes in their lineup, have bolstered Steve led the for Western. Veteran Paul Halyk and Kobylnick way GMAT their attack for an exhibition game against the of Toronto Mike University Coach Belanger, with 2-over 72's, good for a 6th place tie. played at field Lexington on Wednesday the 27th. The new recruits Rounding out the Hawk hackers were (75), Jason Call: McDougall will their first get shot at a regular season game when the Hawks Spence (76), and Mike Delpapa (76). (416) 923-PREP (7737) meet the Carlton Ravens (1-1) at field 1 Lexington at pm on Satur- The OUAA Semi-Finals tee-off this Saturday in Fonthill. or day.

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to travel this GUELPH 24, WATERLOO 21 J year?

With their down-the-street counterparts pulling off their own miracle in London, the Waterloo Warriors (0-3) played David to the

Guelph Gryphons' Goliath for 59 minutes before succumbing to the

#6 team in Canada by a score of 24-21.

Sophomore tailback Chuck Sims scored twice in the fourth 112 aa ■« m a -s lead quarter to Guelph (2-1) back from a 21-7 deficit. Tom Chartier

The exam for jobs with Canada's diplomatic attack. Waterloo's "streak" October ground intact, now to 33 service is 21 Find out about the only stays up games.

seminar to prepare lor this competition

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Barry Veates Call TRAVEL CUTS for low cost airfares • 5 years in operation with excellent success The U of T Blues (2-1) slaked their claim in the five-way rush for rate to hundreds of destinations around the world,

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and interview process including Europe, Australia, North America, Toronto was led by the pass-catch combination of Eugene Buc- • provides sample questions, test-taking tips Asia, and the Caribbean. and interview advice cigrossi and Ken Raymond who were good for two touchdowns. Punt • includes up-to-date study kit on trade, aid. returner Brian Zomer scooted for a to round out the immigration, geopolitics and economic Don't forget our package tours too! 78-yard major

issues Blues' touchdown scoring. Point-wise, McMaster is 6 for, 93 against

Canada since their 2-day Seminars Across season-opening victory over Laurier. September 21-October 19 TRAVEL CUTS

Halifax. Montreal. Ottawa. Kingston, Toronto. WINDSOR 25, YORK 7 Waterrloo. Saskatoon. Edmonton. Calgary. University Shops Plaza

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Other student — $135; Non-student — $150 downs by running back Kevin Strong highlighted the blue and gold's Study Kit only: $45 $8 (+ postage) of Canadian Federation of Students The travel company the offence. An 70 yard interception and runback by Jim Aspropotamitis payable by advance money order accounted for the other Windsor Info: Call (613) 232-3497 (2-1) major.

10:00-2:00 EPT York's converted touchdown came via a Bernard Hector run. The FOREIGN SERVICE ri TRAVELCUTS game sets up the much-awaited York-Waterloo The game's EXAM COUNSELLING INC HHHg matchup.

508-404 Launer East. Ottawa — KIN 6R2 at but I've been sincc will win Irxi York, telling people last year that UW ■ GoingYourWay! this one. And bet next week's salary it will be by 10 or more. The Cord Weekly

25 Thursday, September 28, 1989.

the SCORES OWIAA Soccer

Team GP W L T F APts

McMaster 3 2 0 1 10 2 5

LAURIER 4 2 1 1 9 4 5

Western 4 112 5 14

Waterloo 4 1 1 2 6 8 4

Brock 4 1 2 1 4 12 3

Windsor 3 1 2 0 7 13 2

Guelph 2 0 1 1 2 3 1

Results:

LAURIER 6, Brock 0

Brock 0, Western 0 OUAA OUAA Football Soccer Waterloo 4, Windsor 1

Western 5, Waterloo 0 Team GP W L T F APts Team GP W L T F APIs McMaster 3, LAURIER 1 5 3 1 8 5 7 Western 3 2 1 0106 27 4 Windsor 1 Windsor 5, Brock 2 2 3 3 7 Toronto 3 2 1 0 66 23 4 Western 5 0 6

LAURIER 5 2 1 2 12 7 6 LAURIER 3 2 1 0 52 37 4 Upcoming Games: 5 2 1 2 7 6 6 Windsor 3 2 1 0 44 35 4 McMaster Windsor at LAURIER (Oct. 1) Waterloo 5 1 2 2 6 6 4 Guelph 4 2 2 0 77 45 4 LAURIER at Brock (Oct. 1) Brock 1 22511 4 McMaster 4 2 2 0 39101 4 5 4 2 1 8 11 3 Waterloo 3 0 3 0 38 88 0 Ryerson 1 4 0 3 1 2 5 1 York 3 0 3 0 28 94 0 Guelph

OUAA Tier II Results: Rugby

McMaster 2, Guelph 1 Team GP W L T F APts LAURIER 8, Ryerson 1 Results: Toronto 2 2 0 0 22 12 4 Western 1, Brock 1 LAURIER 11, Western 4 RMC 2 1 0 1 23 14 3 Windsor 1, Waterloo 0 Toronto 31, McMaster 0 LAURIER 2 1 1 19 2 LAURIER 1, Guelph 0 0 26 Guelph 24, Waterloo 21 Carleton 2 1 1 McMaster 2, Ryerson 1 0 13 21 2 Windsor 25, York 7 Trent 2 0 1 Western 2, Waterloo 1 1 13 14 1 McMaster 2, Guelph 0 Windsor 2, Brock 2 Waterloo 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 Brock 2 0 2 0 16 19 0

Upcoming Games: Results: Waterloo at LAURIER (Thurs. Sept. 28) Games: Upcoming Carleton 10, Brock 9 Brock at Guelph (Sept. 30) 2:00 Windsor at LAURIER (Sat. Sept 30, RMC LAURIER McMaster at Western 19, 10 Stadium (TV)) Seagram Toronto 10, Trent 9 Ryerson at Windsor Western at Toronto (Friday, Sept. 29, 7:30 LAURIER at Brock (Oct.) Varsity Stadium) McMaster at Windsor Waterloo York at (Sat. Sept. 30,2:00) Games: Ryerson at Western Upcoming McMaster at Guelph (Sat. Sept. 30,2:00) Waterloo at Guelph Carleton at LAURIER (Sept 30)

CIAU Top Ten Rankings

CIAU FOOTBALL CIAU WOMEN'S SOCCER CIAU MEN'S SOCCER

1. St. Mary's Huskies 1. Acadia Axewomen 1. Laurentian Voyageurs 2. Saskatchewan Huskies 2. York Yeowomen 2. McGill Redmen 3. Dinosaurs Calgary 3. McMaster Marauders 3. Alberta Golden Bears 4. Western Ontario Mustangs 4. Alberta Golden Bears 4. St. Mary's Huskies 5. Queen's Golden Gaels 5. WLU LADY HAWKS 5. Western Ontario Mustangs 6. Guelph Gryphons 6. Concordia Stingers 6. ÜBC Thunderbirds 7. WLU GOLDEN HAWKS 7. Queen's Golden Gaels 7. Victoria Vikings 8. Concordia Stingers 8. Mt. Allison Mounties 8. New Brunswick Redshirts 9. Alberta Golden Bears 9. ÜBC Thunderbirds 9. Windsor Lancers 10. Acadia Axemen 10. York Yeomen

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RON VANMOERKERKE

Fourth year

linebacker Van-

Moerkerke is this WM week's Hawk of the Week. The former

standout quarter-

back/defensive back

(who used to take the

from Cord snap news editor Jon Stover) for

the Tillsonburg Gemini

made several key tack-

les and one interception

in the 11-4 upset win

over Western last Satur-

day.

COLLEEN ALLEN

Allen, a rookie mid-

fielder from St.

Catharines on the soccer

team had two outstand-

ing games last week. In

the game against Brock,

Allen scored a brilliant ■ "IRENE" from featuring theJflß goal and helped to con- trol the midfield. Allen

will be a major con-

tributor to the team's j success this year.

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BRIAN OWEN forwards then At shaken who pressed even the 85th minute, rookie was out of their usual con- game an evenness not seen in the

Cord further into Helen trolled of and forced first half. Sports Badger goal space. Stoumbys registered style play

The continuous from Laurier's sixth and final of into a more defensive attitude. barrage goal The Marauders went 2-1 at The the in Lady soccer Hawks' forwards put Laurier's first the game, carrying the ball un- the 70th minute when communi- Kelly Konstantinou put the three undefeated game streak marker at twelve minutes of play. marked from just past midfield cation between defender Blair Lady Hawks up by one at the fif- to an end last as Rookie and and shot came Sunday winger scoring sensa- drilling a high past the Fowlie and keeper Mathilda teen minute mark playing a cross dropped 3-1 decision to the tion Konstatinou they Kelly played keeper. Haanepen broke down giving at the left side of the Mac net hit- McMaster Marauders, marring a newcomer Colleen Allen's cross The win a easy provided Mac an easy in goal. The ting the ball low by national tap week which started with a 6-0 high into the Badger net. Her first chance for coach Syed game was then put out of reach at keeper Carla Chin who didn't see of Brock Wed- defeat University attempt misfired but she regained Mohammed to different get the the 85th minute a ball until it was too late. by well-placed nesday in St.Catharines. control and buried the ball for the into the With players game. ball that went above the reach of Laurier's assault continued goal. Andrea Muldrew scoring three when, at the 40th minute, Helen Haanepen. 6 Brock LAURIER 0 Septem- At five minutes of it him more con- , twenty goals, may give Coach Mohammed Stoumbys found herself alone in Syed ber 20. the duo of play Allen- fidence in his bench strength. The remarked that it Laurier front of the net but shot wide and was who Konstantinou replied again for real test for the squad wouldn't high of the mark. Then Heather beat themselves on the field, not The Lady Hawks controlled Laurier. It was Allen who scored come until their match the against kicked McMaster. "We beat ourselves Purdy Stoumbys' pass low this match right from the this opening time, taking a pass from McMaster Marauders. We made defensive to the short side and wide of the today. mis- kick-off. They confused the home Konstantinou and the ball driving takes that we shouldn't have." net. The score remained 1-0 at the side with quick sharp passing and above the reach of the Brock half. Also counting against Laurier to in- McMaster 3 LAURIER were allowed roam freely keeper. The pressure continued 1, Sep- was the absence of two Brock's tember 24. However key side eighteen yard box. several minutes when a free kick McMaster showed players from the lineup. Laurier This the Hawks time a little offensive gave Lady at the Brock eighteen yard box output of their was without the services of set to It the to up scoring chances close found Konstantinou who blasted was mistakes that beat the own early into second half Loreen Paulo who is still on the the ball wide Hawks this the the Brock goal. of the net. Lady on day. The evening game at 1-1. A hand mend from a knee injury, and In fifth minute of Hawks had ball on the five the play, Laurier failed to capitalize on Lady seemingly twenty yard mark Nena Orescanin who is represent- had bridled the McMaster McMaster winger Tanya Rusynyk several more scoring chances ear- tough side gave a free kick. ing Ontario at the Women's Laurier's first opportunity, strik- ly in the second half. Then sub- through the first forty five Laurier formed "the wall" of Rugby Nationals in bar. minutes of defense in front Regina this ing the cross This set the tone stitute Andrea Muldrew put on a play denying them of the Mac kick, week. "We need like on several but the ball players of play for the rest of the game as scoring clinic recording three entry, occasions, into penetrated and them." said Mohammed. their end for the Lady Hawk's front line was goals to secure the win for the scoring chances. slipped past a startled keeper. It for allowed to shoot almost at will. Lady Hawks. The speedy right The play was the most was perhaps this weak goal that The Lady Hawks hosted mid fielders of the half in the McMaster turned the The also managed to winger went into the game mid- part game in Mac's favour. Guelph at Bechtel Park yesterday end. shut down the Laurier demonstrated the ef- They attacked with new will effectively Badgers way through the second half and life and afternoon and play Windsor in the neutral the mid- of fectiveness of the short in the October territory up proved that she's capable pass pressed Lady Hawks on Sunday 1 at 2:00 pm at dle. This was instrumental to the doing the job at forward. controlling the visiting team. Mac numerous occasions giving the the same location.

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of downtown-to-downtown service too? ;'. V|

I haven't clue where else but 0 honestly a : '' V ' * the '■ on train.

And with students to travel at / • . getting

pSf 33% off the regular fare simply by showing

• their student the real ifyyi" cards*, mystery to me would be the train time • not taking every you

ta^e tr Even the redoubtable Hercule J OFF a *P' # • Poirot would be stumped there.

: IT'S A # S udent discount not applicable on Fridays and Sundays between

• 12 noon and 6:00 p.m. on intercity trips anywhere between Quebec

• ""W" 1* City and Windsor or anywhere between Halifax and Fredericton • I Hat M ■ I (trains 11 and 12) or between Moncton and Campbellton (train

15 when destination outside these only) except travelling to a routes.

Student discount is not applicable at anytime on any route between

I KyFm !■■ December 1989 and 1990 between 15th, January 3rd, or June Ist

and 30th, September 1989 when sleeping car accommodation is

hased the The Ocean and The Chaleur. pu except on Atlantic, • IF YOU

| DON'T TAKE

THE TRAIN." j yuw B&WWm l —AGATHA CHRBSTIE

Take the train. There's like e nothing quite it! WILFRID LAURIER UNIVERSITY

With universities the subsidize their the small across country crying outfor more grants to needs, obscure Wilfrid Laurier University has managed not only to meet their needs, but to surpass them. the WLU, turning a profit to tune ofnearly $20 million dollars, forms an elite group of money- making universities along with Western and Queen's.

INCOME AND EXPENSES DEVELOPMENT FUND INSTITUTE OF HIGHER STATEMENT OF AND APPLICABLE BUDGET

LEARNING OR fiscal ended 1989 REFUND? for the year April 30,

BIG BUSINESS? OPERATING FUND t 44,439,319 For those of you looking to By Andrea Nasello and Current Revenue 6,517 supplement your income, Elizabeth Chen Current Expenses 43,97 j ] l WLUSU's income or anyone Current Surplus 462,802 else's income except WLU's you At first glance, one would believe Interest on Investment of refund for $7.50 that the financial situation at Wilfrid can get a your Prior Year's Surpluses 438,052 term contribution to WLU's Laurier University is quite acceptable per Social Science Less Contribution to Arts & Development Fund. and impressive. However, an in-depth Bldg. incl. RelatedEquipment & The Development Fund was analysis of the budgets and expenditures Other Capital Acquisitions 300,000 set up five years ago by' the uni- reveal the flaws in the system. Yes, we Fund 600,854 for The But Operating Surplus versity capital projects. are turning a profit. we must ques- main reason the students agreed tion the route taken to arrive there.

to this was to aid the completion Shafeeq Bhatti, VP: Finance of ANCILLARY FUND of the Aird in order univer- 6,925,500 Building to WLUSU, says that although the Revenue restore Macdonald House to its their 7,044,727 sity has done a good job controlling Expenses - residence. (119,227) original purpose a finances, "some departmental budgets Surplus (Deficit) Since this goal has been accom- of in their ex- 481,627 are very out proportion Total Surplus Before Appropriations plished, this is the last stu- penditures." For example, Faculty Re- year dents are required to donate to the search is 23% under budget while Con- APPROPRIATIONS fund. (Next year you get to pay tingency Expense is over budget by a Academic Enrichment Appropriation 50,000 $7.50 a term for WLUSU's astronomical 56%. Bhatti believes that and Appropriation 352,500 Physical Plant Planning Elevator Fund.) those departments that are under budget 125,000 For those of who wish Capital Funds you to have not been encouraged to use all their 527,50 0 Total Appropriation take advantage of the refund, pick allocated funds. Conversely, those de- Net Surplus After Appropriations (45,873) up a form at the Info Booth. Fill partments that are running over budget it and Fund 73,354 out return it to the Info are not being controlled in any way. Operating Booth by tomorrow, Friday Sep- Another problem with the school's Ancillary Fund (119,227) tember 29. The Business Office budget is one of allocation. One must (45,873)

- will issue you a cheque for $7.50. note that the budget for the President, To next term's $7.50, Vice President and Associate Vice Presi- get you must reapply in January. (Is the dent of WLU is roughly equal to the i BALANCE SHEET interest accumulated over the four budget allocated for Student Services.

as at 1989 months to finance Thus, those three people are receiving April 30, helping Laurier's Administration Christ- the same financial benefits as 4,500 stu-

mas Party?) dents. Assets 1989 1988

$7.50 is such a paltry sum. "Due to the fact that Laurier has $16 Cash 1,608,088 786,805

and a to $20 million in cash and invest- $7.50. can buy you lucky surplus Short-Term Deposits 11,778,517 9,780,123 date a burger at Stanley's, $7.50 ments," Bhatti notes, "in a couple of Accounts Receivable 1,656,643 1,530,625 conventional calculator won't be could photocopy you a book on years a Inventories 813,836 845,894 reserve in the $7.50 able to compute the school's financial library, or Prepaid Expenses 361,009 301,394 can be donated to a statements." After all, a conventional worthy cause. Bonds and Debentures 3,678,185 5,800,056 Consider calculator's capacity is only nine digits. signing over your GICs 920,500 741,450 refund to Student Bhatti also comments on the cheque your Stocks 167,588 113,313 Union. This work numerous money-making schemes the can towards Fixed Assets 39,384,919 the of school has managed to develop. In- 36,317,725 completion the Student Total Assets 60,369,285 56,217,385 Union elevator before cluded amongst those, the fact that stu- Building

or take the dents must pay their tuition by August you graduate gym- nasium out of the Turret. Ask at 18 in order to avoid the split fee. As we Liabilities

who has this WLUSU (second floor of SUB) are the only school policy, A/P & Accrued Chrgs 5,537,887 4,932,718 for details. WLU banks a tidy sum in more titillating conveniently Constr'n Hldbks Pay'1 69,319 700,779 interest. Deposits 19,899 20,670 A particularly sensitive issue with the STUDENT SERVICES Deferred Income 1,240,072 1,142,419 Student Union concerns the financing of 6,867,177 6,796,586 EXPENSES an elevator in the Student Union Build- Mortgages Pay'l 3,538,685 3,255,716 of all ing. Officially, the university owns the (2.2% Fund Balances building, even though students pay expenses) in Appropriated $180,000 a year maintenance, renova-

- Gnrl tions and WLU Oper'g Fund 5,759,779 5,514,100 mortgage. Therefore, Director & Dean

- cost of Ancillary Fund 3,391 should be shouldering the full the 3,391 of Students 219,094 elevator. They have given WLUSU - Capital Fund 1,400,914 1,579,863

$20,000, WLUSU has contributed - Trust & Endowmt 8,640,957 10,260,427 Student Aid 150,328 is $40,000 and the remaining $240,000 15,805.041 17,357,781

loaned WLU. This means over being by Unappropriated Career Services,

five WLU will earn an effortless Placement years, - & Gnrl Oper'g Fund 490,274 413,530

$60,000 in interest from WLUSU — the - Counselling 447,166 Ancillary Fund (160,621) (41,394) student body. - Capital Fund 430,418 221,990 Bhatti analyzes the Balance Sheet Health Services 136,207 760,071 594,126 and comments that "Every current 16,565,112 17,951,907 liability can be paid three times over. University in Fixed ratio is 6:1." Equity The assets to liabilities Chaplain 7, 605 Assets 33,398,311 What is happening to all these excess 28,213,176 60,369,285 funds? They certainly aren't being spent 56,217,385 TOTAL 960, 400

on the aesthetics of our campus. ...The Buck Stops Here