SUNY Cobleskill Volume 8 Issue 6 • Circulation 2,500 Tile March 1986

SUNY Cobleskill Volume 8 Issue 6 • Circulation 2,500 TilE March 1986

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• St. Patty's Day Issue "We're What Is Student Government? Wearin' By Public Relations CommiHee

Student Government is a group of elected students that strive for certain goals. S.G. has four maior aims or purposes. These .the purposes are 1) to notify the President of the college, students' desired activities and recommendations. 2) to continue judicial boards that uphold and conduct student code 3) to handle monies collected from Student Activities fees and control the cash flow Green!! and 4) to observe other clubs and organizations 90In9-on5. Student Government sanctions 'all clubs on campus such as SPB, NTST, CLAS, PTK and so on. In order for any club, curre'nf -or new, to be sanctioned theymust firstsend a copy of its constitution to S.G. From there it goes through various steps to be finally voted on by S.G . Another process that clubs must go through to obtain money is budgeting. During this process the finance committee allocates On Alcohol the Student Activities fee during budget hearings. Because of fluctuating enrollments the money varies. This is the reason why clubs don't get all the money they ask for when it's in excess of By Gene T . Govenettio their current allocation. Clubs can't rely on budgets alone, sup plemental income must be generated by the clubs. No one under the New York State legal purchase age (21 years Also, should any organization want additional money, purchase of age) is to served alcohol anywhere on campus. equipment, or make a line transfer they send their request to S.G. The statement above is Cobleskills new alcohol policy. After the finance committee. The committee looks over the request, puts it drinking age was raised, December 1st 1985, the college adopted in front of S.G. members with a positive motion for a vote then it 's this policy. Many of the students may have become upset at this, either approyed or defeated. This process is done three weeks but the college had to comply with the states new law. They prior to when the organization needs the request. If there is an adopted this rule so the college would not have to go " totally dry." emergency or an issue that needs to be voted on before Student Many students do not know this, but Cobleskill Agricutlure and Government can meet, the executive committee will meet and Technical University is the only 2 year college of this kind in New vote on the issue. York that has not gone "totally dry." What is meant by "totally Since the previous statements talk about the operations of S.G., dry," is that, whether a person is of age or not and s/ he were to be we need to have people run this organization. In order to become a caught on campus with an alcohOlic beverage he would be subject meml)er you must first meet certain requirements and steps. to disciplinary actions of that college and maybe even those of the Such as: town s/ he was in. 1. Full-time student maintaining at least a 2.0 cum except in At this college, however, a person of age can still drink on the coming Freshmen. campus, without reprimand, if he also complies with the other 2. Must acquire 25 signatures on a petition when the election rules related to alcohol on the campus listed in the student hand· committee begins the election process in the spring. book. 3. Each candidate should attend a deSignated night to state their This policy was brought about through the help of students and reasons why they want to be elected. This year the night is April 19 faculty alike. By holding meetings with lhe college council, at 7:00 p.m. It's recommended that each .prospective candidate discussing the views of the students and how to handle the new attend. law, the new policy was passed. They went with the new policy, When you meet these requirements and ~teps, you are eligible to with the intention that those of age will be responsible and not ruin , become a member or officer. Elections for next years officers and it for themselves. Those of the student body who are not of age, members will be held on April 22, 1986 during the day in Bouck and will not be until after they graduate, will have to live with the Hall Lobby. The positions open are President, Vice President, policy or pay the major disciplinary consequences. Treasurer, Secretary and 7 senior representatives, for a total of 11 seniors. The 10 freshman representatives are elected during the first month of school. There will be more information on elections as t ime progresses. When you become a member of Student Government you begin Student Government Elections to express yourself and open-up. You assume a leadership role and are the voice of your peers. You make decisions that effects Student Government Elections wilt be held on April 22, 1986. all clubs on campus. Student Government representatives listen Why don't you get involved and become an officer or a • to our peers and make decisions based upon these concerns. representative? If you want to have a voice on many factors that affect this If you'd like to become involved or ... if you'd like some more campus, this is your chance. By dOing this you meet with other information on being a part of Student Government, come to a concerned students, faculty and the administration. STUDENTS Student Government meeting. RUN THIS CAMPUS contrary to popular thought. Come to our Student Government meets every Tuesday at 12:00 noon in meetings on Tuesday at 12 : ()(fnoon in Bouck 120 and-express your · Bouck Hall Room .120. point of view. LET'S GET INVOLVED AND WORK TOGETHER Get involved and help others! TO HAVE THE CAMPUS WE WANT. - •

THE WHI RLWIND, March 1986, p . 2 From the Desk of The Monster Who the President As I look out my window today, it looks like spring may finally be on the Ate All way-the first hackey·sack circle is on the quad! And the days are getting longer-soon time to think of renewing the motorcycle insurance. While we The Pictures ' look forward to spring, I hope you've avaUed yourselves of the ski slopes and the terrific winter facUities this College Have you ever heard of him? I didn't until recently. In fact I offers ... as I have. March may give us think I'm the first student to fully uncover his existance. The another chance! faculty knew about him, but didn't want the fact to get out. 1. HumaalUes Department Cu1tural . I • Series ... And speaking of taking ad deserve our It was a cold February daYi when I decided to do some researc~ vantage of the opportunities on cam- us through the on our schools history. I wanted to sta,..t by finding some blue pus. r was delighted to see how many have told me prints or pictu,..es of the coUege that showed the layout of the excellent cultural offerings the how courteous an4 caring our Health Humanities Department is bringing to buildings through the progressing years. Little did I know that the Center staff is.. .1 agree and I'm glad to Cobleskill this spring. The spring series hear it! monster had already struck. , kicked off with the opening of Katie 3. PreskleotiallnauguratioD Scheduled Not knowing where to look first I asked George Clancy if he Hahn's art exhibition and a concert by for Open House-AlIllllJd Day. In case might have any ideas. , the Catsltill Chamber Players, which you'd like to mark your calendars, all "Sure" he said, "try Albie Harris or Constance McCann." was very enjoyable. I'm looking for· students are cordially invited to attend So off I went in high hopes to Mr. Harris's office in Knapp Hall. ward to the March 20 group exhibition my inauguration as the College's eighth on the American Elm and hope you'll be - He was out fo,.. the rest of the afternoon. president on April 26-0pen House- ' there too. Cobleskill's own Mike Alumni Day. Many friends and • After that I retu,..ned to my room and called Constance McCann Shannon, familiar to many students colleagues will share this occasion with since J didn't know whe,..e her office was. who've been to the Counseling Center, me-and I hope you'll get involved in "No," she said, "you should probably t,..y the a,..chlves 0,.. the has his own program on March 25: the this day full of activiti~ for students, Alumni Office." Spit and Whittle Club-an Evening with parents, alumni and guests. An "Art Mike Shannon. Sounds intriguing! Our Week" with something happening Off I went to the libra,..y. At first I was escorted to some rooms performing musical groups--Jazz every day is being planned for the week that I never knew existed before. In fact, did you know that there Ensemble, College-Community prior to the inauguration. Watch for OlOruses and College Choir-will all annOWlcements. of of is at least a third the library that remains hidden and out have spring concerts, with an outdoor 4. Governor's Proposed Budget. The reach to the average student? "Jazz is in the Air" concert set for April latest word on the proposed budget for Well back to the subject. My plight was placed in the hands of 22 at noon on Bouck Terrace. The three 19f16.37 is that Gov. CUomo has made an the capable assistant librarian, Gerald Kirsch. We went to the nlj[ht ","pril run of Shakespeare's additional $12 million available for the archives where he showed me a folder with only a handful of old "TWelfth Night" is our Little Theatre State University due to anticipated pictures in it. None were what I wanted because they were of Group's spring production. For a small reductions in energy costs. This is college, Cobleskill certainly has a lot to somewhat encouraging. Nevertheless, I people and not of the campus. offer in the perfonning arts-and all this was disappointed in the budget as a for free or nominal admission. It would whole, which continues basic support Tucked away in the co.r.ner on the floor was a framed picture of be great to see a "full house" at these for College services but does not fWld the campus. In fact it was just what I was looking fol". But alas, it events and others sponsored by CLAS, some well-documented capital requests was not allowed to leave the a,..chives. SPB, student Activities and other or any of the 18 new positions Mr. Kirsch detecting my frustration told me I might try the groups. So come on out to show your requested. It is not a budget which - Alumni Office or the campus photog,..apher, Mr. Stanley Pendrak. support for our talented students and appears to enhance quality. I recently the Still determined and hot on the trail I raced up to the Alumni renowned guest artists who visit our wrote to our legislators concerning the campus! budget. Perhaps you or your parents Office. The receptionist gave ma a look if J had two green heads. 2. Health Note of the Mooth ... This might wish to write letters to your state Why in the world would the Alumni Office have pictures of the month from JUDe Brody's Good Food legislators , explaining that the campus that dated back to the 1920's? Getting over her surprise Book, the ten best-and some of the proposed budget fails to adequately she recommended I should try the campus photographer, men absolutely worst-foods you can eat. address the needs of our campus. tioned earlier. She gave Mr. Pendrak a call and asked if I could The ten best: 1) broccoli and carrots 5. lostitute on Science, Technology. I stop by. (nutrient bargains), 2) oats (rich was recently notified by the Governor's source of protein and fiber), 3),cabbage Office of Employee Relations that I and its family (a natural colon·cancer have been nominated to participate in Fortunately Mr. Pendrak's office is located below the Alumni preventative), 4) potatoes (super the Level TIl Policy Institute entitled Office, so I didn't have to go far. nutrient bargain!), 5) yogurt and skim " Science, Technology and Public I explained the situation to him and he allowed me to look over milk, 6) pasta, 7) fish (all varieties help Policy in New York State." the pictures he had. They were recent pictures and mostly of lower blood cholesterol), 8) bread and Deliberations begin in March at the students. He too, concerned for my problem suggested I should try whole grains (avoid enriched white Rockefeller Institute, Albany; I'm flour), 9) lentils and family (nutritious pleased to be part of this group and will the Alumni Office or the Library Archives. and versatile), 10) fresh fruil And a keep you informed on its progress. " The Alumni Office sent me down here to you and I've b'een to bonus-popcorn (with herbs and pep 6. From the "Joke Teller's Handbook." the Archives already, with no luck," I explained. per). The worst? Soda pop, french fries. A man dressed in a dog costume was potato chips, bacon (95 percent of the walking to a Halloween party. En route, He wasn't satisfied with this dead end so he came back to the calories are fat), pasta salad (it's the a dogcatcher stopped him to check for a library with me to talk to the kind Mr. Kirsch. dressing! ), granola bars (sugar and license, and then started to put him in fat) and doughnuts are all on this list. the truck. " But I'm not a dog," They contemplated on the matter and agreed to look in the How was your diet today? protested the man. "I'm dressed this vault. Ah, we're getting closer, I can feel it, I thought.to myself. While we're talking about health way for a masquerade party." Needless to say, I was wrong. These two wonderful men, still with flu ~eason hope.fully behind us: "Sure, sure," the dogcatcher replied. wanting to help me, suggested I try Mr. Ron Nielson. those dedicated and kind nurses at the "That's what they all say." I called Mr. Nielson not feeling very hopeful, only to have good cause for that feeling. He suggested I try the bookstore because he remembered seeing some ancient post cards in there once . Theft and destruction at the LRC . This is ridiculous I thought, I couldn't believe the run around I was getting. The last few semesters the LRC has ex

My last stop was the Public Relations office. There she was, my perienced a growing problem of more and more savoir. The secretary, I'm ashamed to say I don't even know her cases of mutilated library material. name, lent me a pamphlet that included SUNY Cobleskill history from 1916·1966. What a wonderful pamphlet it is too. In it was the Next time you look at a magazine, be it Byte, picture I had seen earlier in the library. Restaurant News, or Playboy, and find an This woman was more than my savior, she was the monster article ripped out, look around you because tamer. She wasn't af,..aid that, that monster whO ate all the piC tures would get this one. chances are the person who did the mutilation is But since she had only a few copies, I would have to return the one of you. The LRC has begun a new policy of copy and not be able to send It in with the Whi~lwind issue to be bringing those students caught deliberately printed. I had a brainstorm. Photocopy it, I thought. It didn't work so I damaging library materials before the Student was right back where I started from again wino picture. Faculty Judicial Board under the grounds of I returned to the office believing my savoir could ruffle through her dusty folders and produce this picture only to realize the light "Deliberate or unjustified damage to property from her halo had blinded me from reality. of the University ... " You can do your part in On my way to the office earlier, I found tucked away in· Knapp Hall a display case in which there .were three pictures of the reducing this problem by making the general campus through the progressing years. climate hostile to this kind of behavior. Let your Being the glutton for punishment I am, I asked my pseudo· friends know you do not appreciate looking up savior how I could possibly get ahOld of a copy of those pictures. She had no idea. . . an article for a class only to find someone else And then it hit me. I was the monster they feared. No one could has looked it up .and ripped it out. Let's put a give me any pictures because they thought I would have a liesurely meal dining on them. stop to library rip-off. The more it happens, ~e Absured! Definitely! BUt it's the only reason I can think of that harder it is for you when you need matenal would explain why noone wants the history of the campus published in the Whirlwind. from the LRC. THE WHI RLWIND, March 1986, p. 3 Blood Drive • The Spring 1986 Blood Drive is onc!! again approaching. This semester, we will be holding it on two consecutive Tuesdays, in an attempt to increase our number of donations. Statistics from previous drives have proven Tuesday to be the most successful day. The Blood Drive will be held on March 11 and 18 from 10 :00 A .M.- 4:00P.M. Volunteers are desperately needed to work at the Blood Drive and to recruit donors. If you would like to give the gift of life by giving of your time, call Lisa Fox, Blood Drive Chair person, at X -6679. Please turn out to give blood on the day of the drive. Show your support for SUNY Cobleskill and help the many people who could benefit fromYOUR donation! • : ...... • • • • : People Who Don't : . . : Grow Shrink. : A 15"u1JUJE EAlta.J€r CcIllE::n \\ImJ ~S • • . .Raising money for the Albany Ronald McDonald !Jouse : Stretch Yourself! : • • ~G.j IN AI .. Mi(~V U's" ••••••••••••••••••••••••• AT : ~tx::NALDS DOES YOUR DORM HAVE 2 PEOPLE ENTERED ?

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Vice Co-Sponsored by: McDonald's of Cobleskill Jackets WCOB Radio-SUNY Cobles ki ll Whirlwi nd Paper- SUNY Cobles ki ll WSCM Radio-Cobleskill Patch Times Journal- Cobleski ll Pockets A good old St. Pa trick's Day wil l be the day when the first ever PA NCAKE EATING CO NT E ST will be held at our loca l M c· Donald's, on Main Street i n Cobleski ll. Pants The event is a local attempt to raise money for the Ronald McDonald House in A lba ny, and w i ll involve approximately 20 To Mix st udents from the college, 2 local McDona ld' s emplolyees, along with 2 mem ber s of the WSCM Radio staff. 24 people in all will be And Put competing to see just whO is going to be able to eat the most num ber of pancakes. Together WCO B, t he Col lege Radio Stat ion, has donated a $25.00 f irst prize for m en and .. THE WHIRLWIND, the College Newspaper, has donated a $25.00 f ir st prize for women, in an effort insur e that Unconstructed there ar e a lot of people w ho ar e register ed to par ticipate. Per sons w ho would like to part icipate should collect at least $20 Blazers to $25 in sponsors by completing t he Ronald McDonald House Sponsor Sheet . This data sheet w ill be sen t to each Dor m via the Resident Jackets 532-550 Director, with a spare copy to go to the Dor m President for discussion at your next Dorm Council meeting. Pants .... 518-530 Hopefully each Dor m will be able to come up with one per son w ho would like to r epresent Cobleskill College, and participate in t he fir st ever ST . PA TTY'S DAY PANCAKE EA TING CONTEST to r aise m oney for the A lbany Ronald McDonald House. FI'ft AJlwations - FI'ft Looyaway Registrat ions will be coordinated with each dorm and George ;:; c;::::::;~ WHERE SERVICE IS ALWAYS IN FASHION Clancy-the Pea r son Hall R.D. s",turday 9:00 A .M .-9:OO P.M. Regist rations should be communicated to George by March 10th Sul'\d;o)'ll and HoIicbys and are due atthe Cobleskill McDonald's by March 12th or 13th. 11 :00 A.M.-5:00 P.M. JOI N IN A ND H ELP US RAISE A LITTLE MONEY AND SloOpprr5 Mart, Coblnkill M.'t'r C.ml. VISA. Wohl'. Clulrl' HAVE A LI TTLE FUN ! THE WHI RLWIND, March 1986, p. 4 Youth Conference • By Lisa Miller

Recently Cobleskill was host to the Schoharie County Youth Leadership Conference. This conference provided high school students a chance to talk about the problems of today with college students and even listend to our experiences. , was selected as a "campus leader" to participate. My job was to record the conclusions that our discussion group arrived at. A Even though I was a recorder I still found the opportunity to ask the high school students some questions. I came up with my own personal conclusions and that was that no matter what generation you are part of, the problems we face in our youth are the same. Even the kids are the same. Learn how to fly helicopters in the U.S. Army. Do you remember in your class Not only could it be one of the greatest experiences Todd: the intellectual one who answers as a 30 year old, and in your life, but it could be the start of an exciting perhaps is a little too cocky. Cherie: the bubbly one who's a little naive and a little dizzy. career. The Army's Warrant Officer Flight Training Steve: the dead head who's life revolves around the Dead and Program makes it all possible. To qualify, you'll need Led Zeppelin. a high school diploma and, preferably, at least Z years Arnie: the one whose only concern is when we'll break for lunch. of college. Before you learn to fl~ you'll need to com Mary: the girl who has got it all together. plete Army basic training and pre~flight training. Richard: the point dexter But once you complete your flight training pro and last but not least there's the one who reminds you of gram, you'll an Army aviator. And you thought yourself. I saw her. She sat apart from the others, quiet, listening be and always watching. She would occasionally make a comment so . only birds got to wear wings. her qUietness would hopefully go unnoticed. I saw her. I saw Call your local Army Recruiter today for more myself at her age. Perhaps you know all these people from your information. past. Think back to high school. Think back to those people who fft my imaginary characters. You'll find that the kids are the same Ca II 234-3808. Or stop by and that their problems are the same. So if you see one struggling 73 East Main St., Cobleskill along, lend him a little of your experience and help him out. Think of how it would have made you feel and chances are he' ll feel the same. On the lighter side of things I 'd like to share with you some other ARMY. BE YOU BE. things I did get out of this conference. I did learn that I find it infuriating when my name is spelled wrong. I did learn that if youd're talking into a microphone, don't stand too close or you'll sound odd. I did also learn that there is no such thing as a "campus leader." When our group broke for lunch in Practical Champlin, some COBY students asked me and some other "campus leaders," are you kids here for a visitation days?" So much for having people know who you are huh?!" Horse Before I wrap this article up, I think congratulations should be given to Nick Iorio, chairman of the Schoharie County youth Board. This years conference was a great success and Mr. Iorio's Management genuine concern for todays youth is very special indeed. Thank you! Freshman Speaks March 22, 1986 Introduction Cobleskill Student Horsemen's Association is sponsoring a HerMina practical Horsemen's symposium with the following speakers: Dr. Stephen Mackenzie, Ph.D. Assistant Professor of Animal Husbandry. Received Ph.D from On Dorm Life Cornell university and worked as a farrier at Saratoga Harness. College is an alternate reality. people you haven 't seen in weeks decide Dr. Goodale, Ph.D. College students sometimes in to visit·~me at a time in succession. correctly assume that certain LAUNDRY-Has a tendency to creep Plant Science Professor . Received Ph.D. at Pennsylvania State proglems, customs and deviant up on you WltiI you're doing wash University. He is instructor of Soil Science and Forage and Seed lifestyles are unique to their particular wearing a borrowed burlap sack. Crops. college, or university. It's time to set There's never a washer or dryer the record straight. I decided to share available exactly when you need them. Dr. James Hayes, Ph.D. my freshman views on what seem to be MAIl.r-It's obvious who received some "Universal American College mail and the poor soul who didn't by Professor of Animal Husbandry. Received Ph.D at university of Truths." listening for a sque! of delight or fist Connecticut. He is instructor of Equine Health and AI in the Horse. (Borrowing from Andy Rooney here, hitting the box. A watched mailbox Dr. Hayes has experience in boarding horses. " D'y'ever notice ...... the following never gets filled--except with your about: roommate's mail. Dr. John Shear, Ed.D. LIFE IN TIlE DORMS-On a good FOOD-There's never any promised ·p'rofessor of Agricultural Business and Animal Husbandry. night, the amount of visitation leaves a bacon left when you go to breakfast at a stranger wondering whether a certain hwnanly decent hour. The dining halls Received Ed.D. at State University of Albany. Dr. Shear has section of the floor Is a gu}"S' or girls' "must have illusions of grandeur with practical experience in pote barn construction. wing. As soon as you walk out of the such dishes as turkey plantation hash bathroom after having gotten a shower, and hamburger quiche. Schedule the cutest person in the donn walks by PROFESSORS-I have a hypothesis March 22, 1986 and sees you not at your best. There's that the entire faculty gets together so always one guy and girl who everybody they can all plot to schedule our tests in the entire donn Is lusting after. for the same day. They also know when 9:00 AM- Dr. Hayes, " Boarding Contracts" MUSIC-You are a social outcast if you have big plans on any certain night 10 :00AM - Break you don't like rock and roll music, because they plan an exam for tht' 10 :30 AM- Dr. Goodale, "Pasture Management especially Springsteen, Madonna and following day. . 11 :30 AM- Dr. Hayes, " Quality Forages" Prince. One person living close by has MONEY-You always have plenty of Noon- Lunch every album that you detest and takes change until you either want to make a 1:30 PM- Dr. Shear, "Financing a Small Commercial sadistic pleasure in blasting them phone call or go to the vending Operation" whenever you're home. machines. College students always LOUNGES-No three people ever complain about being poor--until it 2:30 PM- Break want to watch the same thing on TV. comes to going downtown, of course. 3:00 PM- Dr. Mackenzie, " Finding a Good Farrier" Saps, horror flicks and late night VACATIONS-They become the French movies draw the largest hottest and only topic of conversation a Send Pre· Registration to: Shari Price crowds. week before they occur. The en c/ o S.U.N. Y. Cobleskill College GOING TO BED-There is no such thusiastic COWltdown bonds all of us thing as " I'm going to bed .early together in a close camaraderie unique Box 83 tonight" in college. I£ you actually do to college students far from home. Cobleskill, NY 13043 manage to get to bed early, all ~ ~.. -". THE WHI RLW IND, Marc h 1986, p. 5 weOB & Whirlwind • FREETRIP Corner

TO DAYTONA by Ocie WoHie 1'irnes-Journal There were films for Ule years preceding 1972 and from 1974 I had intended to do a wonderfullittie and on, but no 1972. So the next step was article on one of S.U.N.Y. Cobleskill's to make an appointment to get into the BEACH!'! uneasier moments from the past. I had archives and the vault. The day of my wished to reveal the events that 0c appointment. I walked in and was curred around April of 1972. According assisted by one of the library staff. The to faculty members who were here at only information I could find involved THE DRAWING the time, a series of social pressures led the court proceedings after the fact. To to a riot on the campus. However, I my dismay, the papers I needed from shall not talk about the riot, but April of 1972 were missing. I was later WILL · Somebody's frustration instead, and you will see infonned that these particular issues why. were out being microfilmed. GonnaGo On first hearing of the riot, it slU' What next? Well, we looked through • BEHELD prised me. Who ever thought quiet, the pamphlet file in the library. little Cobleskill ever saw anything so Nothing. The folder that had contained For Free exciting. Some of the details which I infonnation on the riot could not be heard from members of the faculty found. The only other information AT included the burning of a wooden cross source left open to me was tile local in front of the dorm where the small Cobleskill Public Library. Upon number of black students lived, minor making my visit, the librarian went 1 P.M. -ST. PATTY'S confrontations among the students, and down to get the papers I needed, only to • a near hanging of a facuity member find that aU the local papers from 1972 during a massive student demon had been mispla~. And the scrapbook stration in front of Knapp Hall shortly for local events from that year con DAY AT after the Kent State Incident, and also tained nothing at all abnut the college's of the college literally being invaded by near tra~edy . Frustrating, isn't it? people who claimed to be students but Doesn't it seem just a little strange to "THE QUAD" actually had other reasons for being on you that all the information on the riot campus. is either missing or " out being Does It sound intriguing to you? Well microfilmed"? I'm not saying that You must be paid it certainly was to me. So I began someone is deliberately trying to cover searching for the facts. or anything up our school's " black mark," but written down, not just eyewitness someday, someone will become curious in full to reports. For, even though eyewitness again, and just maybe the microfilm testimony is beneficial it usually only • will be here and rady to be vieWed. represents one side of the story. Then, if they think it is important and Qualify - You However, obstacles blocked my every submit the story to our paper, maybe path. we'll all know. I flJ"Sl began looking for microfilm I'm still curious. How about you? need not be from the year 1972 for the Cobleskill there'to win.

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To: All "-r ch 14, Frl d.y Majorl. - Any H'Jor for Coun selors CAMP YACAMAS - "uwn AlII) S.. IOU - aootl AD ' Welt Ml lford ••J " - --- • Students , '. "-rch 17, Hond,y ~ Floriculture , Horti culture, Nurs.ry Kan.,ement, FLOWER TIt!! Aaron_y, B.... ine .. Adainhtr• .tion - Retsn Man.,er The following com· (.ut Locutons) Tr.ineea .nd Horticultural Dtagnostici.ns - SkNIOIS panies will be on 0"'" campus to interview Mar ch 17, Honday - Prof,.stonal Chef, Relt.urant Kan.ge.ent, Hotel RIYER YALLEY INN Technology for Line Chef and '.0'" Prep Chef, during the month of (Mannsville, NY) Dining Roo. Personnel - POS ITIORS March. Check the in FauIMU AJm terview dates that apply Harch 18, Tuesday - Attend one of the fo llowing presentation, on Tue.day, "'rch 19, Wednu4'y Karch 26th, 10,00 a.II.-Frisbie 200 to your major and sign NEW YORK STATl DEPARTKENT 4,00 p.II.-Whuler 100 up in the Placement OF AC " KARnTS Stgn up for the interviews .fur the present.tion_ (A lbany, NY) lntervie, . ... wtll be held on Wednesday , March " in Center , Knapp Hall, as (Al l Locuion.) Knapp Ka 1 1 - SIIJUORS OIlLT

soon as possible! Karch 20, Thursd.y - Agricul tural Busineaa, Anl .. l Hu,bandry D.iry, TOUIIC' 5, IIIC. lee!, Ag Sctence - Sale. Po.itton. - ~IOkS 2!£! ( All Locations) For more information Karch 20, Thunday - nata Proce.stng, Com puter Sc ience (Reau.e snd on the companies and to HOCUJNNtSS ASSOCIATES current tran.cript .... t be .ubaitted a. aoon .a sign up for the in, (Schenectady, NY) po,.ible to the Placellent Center)- SS-10IS ~ terviews, stop in the Karch 25, Tue.day - Agricultural Buatnea., Anl .. l Huabandry Dairy, Iee!, Placement Center, EASnRN A.I. COOPERATIVE, INC. Ag Science - Poaitions for Artificial Ireeding (Ithaca, NY) Te chn ici an. - ~Ioes OKLY Knapp Hall as soon as (All Locatlou)

possible. Karch 2S, Tue adu - Pro(esalonal Chef, ~staur.nt Kan.ge-ent, Hotel KAlUlIOTT HOTU Technology - Food and Bever.ge and other varioua (Albany, NY) positiona in the Hotel - SEa IOtS ~

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Letter to the Editor GER !TIl CHIC WANTS YoU • 1D(j~TA We watch it on the evening news, day after day; millions of children dying the same tragic way. Some of us cry- some shake their heads in disbelieving sorrow, do you wonder how many SKIRT people will r emember them tomorrow? In qualifyi ng these few lines from a song I wrote many months ... , ago about hunger and starvation in the world today, I find it in teresting to note that we seldom anymore see ~he desperate hungry children on TV- the helpless eyes with which we had come • so accustomed to seeing. It is indeed traglc that despite the atrOCity that thousands of children die day in, day out- because it is the norm, it is not news. For example, imagine our con cern-and the attention of the world's media were an earthquake to strike San F rancisco, killing 35,000 people in a single day. I magine our concern were a virus to descend on London, killing 18 children a minute without stop, week after week after week. I magine our concern were nuclear weapons to explode in the • AnSl8 Y01~! capitals of the world's major industrial countries, killing 13 This white 100% cotton skirt, million and mai ming 'and i njuring a billion more in the surroun FREE with any Chic: Jeans, ding countryside. These are the figures of human devastation Chic Spon, Chic lOps. USA Ch;c resulting from hunger- 1 billion of us' chronically un or Sunset Blues purchase. dernourishedi 13-18 million of us dead a year; 35,000 of us a daYi Come in ond see the Chic display 24 of us a minute 18 of w hom are children. for deta;ls and anIe< form. Off... Despite these astounding figures, the fact remains that in study voIid on purchases mode between after study, prest igious international commissions have come to Mm ch 1 and March 31, 1986. one concluSion: Humanity possesses the resources, technology and know' how to end hunger. The key ingredient missing is the WI LL to act on that ability. Last semester, we the students at Northern Illinois University ' banded together and ar e now raising over $17,000 toward the end of hunger. Our hunger project took place in the residence halls (in cooperation with Food Service) and conSisted of over 3,000 students skipping one meal per per month and then having that money donated to the Hunger Project, a non-profit, non-religious organization whose goal is to make the end of hunger an idea whose time bas came_ I would like to invite you, the individual students of the State University of New Yor k, to join us in the fight against hunger . Be it a senior staff member, a student or facult y member , I urge you to organize your own hunger project for the rema inder of the o hJ .., 1986 semester or in time for next fall. While the m edi a has all but

forgoHen, it is up to us to keep hunger in the news. fTft Allffal ~ - fTft Layaway This leHer is appearing in more than 80 major college and frft Gifl Wup university newspapers throughout the nation. If we stand Shop Mondoy _ WHERE SERVICE IS ALWA YS IN FA SHION together, we have a voice of over two million! Let us sing loud and Sah.lrday 9:00 A,M •.-9:OO P.M. Su~)'I and HoIida,.. strong, "commiHment generates action, and action transforms 11 :00 A.M.-s :OO P.M. an idea into reality." ShoPP"J M"" , Cob/rskill Motilr, C",d. VISA . Wohl'f 0"",.. - Joe V igneux, Coordinator/ NIU Hunger PrQject Graduate Student Counselor Education THE WHI RLWIND. March 1986, p. 8 PYE Needs People. Trailways Announces * CROSSWORD Dear Editor: We're looking for a few good people. We have openings for individuals who Discounts for Studen~ PUZZLE * are studying the following disciplines and are looking for an opportunity to apply what they are learning in practical and relevant ways. During Spring Break Find out how you can apply your s19lls and knowledge in : graphic arts, DALLAS, February 21 , 1986-Trailways Lines, Inc. today an· photography, biological disciplines, French. chemistry, meteorology, nounced a reduced round-trip fare for college students which the geology, cartography, minerelogy, busline hopes will encourage use of their system during the limnology, water resources, business or " spring break" period. Any college stUdent who presents a valid contract law, management, marketing, college identification card will be eligible for the round-trip . economics, advertising, finance, discount fare. education, writing, journalism. history, Between now and May 4th the round-trip fare f r om multiritional processing, staUstics, Massachusetts, Connecticut, New York, New Jersey, Penn music writing, speech, audio and visual media communication, sociology, sylvania, Maryland and Washington, DC to anywhere Trailways accounting and many more areas. goes will be a low $118.00. The only restriction is 1hat the return P . Y.K is not a social club, but an portion of the ticket must be used within 15 days of the purchase informational organization where in date. dividuals can sharpen their skills in an " We recognize the fact that college students represent a large increasingly demanding job market. portion of our late winter and early spring travelers," stated Tom Take your piece of P.Y.E. by calling ACROSS 433·2410 or write Protect Your Kissell, Director of Marketing for Trailways. " We want to get as - 1 San·water fish Environment, 75 Main St., Oneonta, many of them as posssible to consider Trailways for their spring • 4 Barrel staves 9 Through metal N.Y. 13820 for application and brochure break travel." 12 Exist and let's talk about how you can get 13 Terrible 4 extra credit for individual studies 14 Female deer projects in your division. 15 Come back 5 Have 17 Resinous 6 From materials 7 Vegetable dish 19 Poisonous snake 8 Wild plum 20 Staggers 9 Jail 21 French cheese 10 Eternities 23 Flying insect 11 Thing (Law) 24 Jot 16 Utilize 27 Vied for office 18 Throw 28 Small explosk>n 20 Restrain 29Aw

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MODEl OPEN FOR INSPECTION - 21 MacArthur Aft. ·234·7111 -_. TH E WHI R LWfN D, March 1986, p. 9 FOUmANNUAl POLE-PmAl-PANT -PADDlE RELAYRAQ OPINION urd.,. HU.CH• 22. 1986 I : OOI'M D£EIl IUN USOIT nc.u. IUUS

~,. ~ t ) ___ t .. Acquaintance Rape: ...... at. " ..... 1..t of at l ••• roo .Dd .... ra than M Y al'" conteat.nt _,. _ur.----.-a.:.nt'. con.,,"t 1& ,,_eo! lo..- amy_ ...... 18 y_ra of ..e, . n.ere ... til ... 4 aACZ C.UAIlOIlIl:S: ~' S . I/OKDI'S, KIXUI. YOOni. *MUm cat...... ,. b dafin..... at LEAST 2 FDIo\LES . *YOUTM cato....,. 1. "'",Hnd •• ALL -.ben on the u_ MUST be; ta A Woman's Harsh , .... . of a.e and uncia", <:...... 5 " UI "' HANDICAPPED: B_val' .nd Ohio IIoat..- 5 .1I>.u t ••• 1t.... 1 ... canoe. - 10 . tnuua. ca_hU .on _ar U.S. CG.\S'T CUo\lUl ,t.PPROVED VESTS 1 11ke .. & abou.ld _r prot..:t1ve .. bible , .... suiuble f o r ..OIId bikini_ Althoo.t&h ""'I_u are Reality DOl n q.,lred, _ STROtICLY EIICOURAG[ AU.. IlKEII.S TO Io'EU. TKD!!! C:nAI!TS JElfUE DUll. IUS, Al'lERH,;',1( r.m CROSS ••nd _1oIICK IEVUA(;E OF AN't L IAIILITT. by BillJe Mitchel Coone.Iblion ... ill oc:eur .."I, if _ather doe ..... t pe .... IL ~ T .... "aptain' . .. ill" ",aUad .. 2 hour " prior to .car Una t'--e If cancrlbtlon occur •. ( Ii,"""" bd to "ancel yn !) When you hear the word Rape, what do you picture? We all have our separate images, composed over a lifetime from bits and pieces of hushed conversation and locker room gossip. We should rearrange this Image according to the facts. We aU A SKIEk .k18 down Little luck T .... ll , ~ellO v • • allis and runa t o Ill£1t 1" p.rk1ns lot. The l UI; •• ftar ""'inS t.Ued. rid.a d""" Itout. 10 South throush the tnttt" liSht atral,he on need to come totenns with Rape, what it is and bow it affects us as people. >ute 10 t o lI_n. o...ce in Hotwon . the IIICD turna left ont O ","pIe SHaet to the "0""",1' of Rape is defined as forcible vaginal penetration wiUtout the woman's cmtSent. I tve .. Sueet and 'e.d Stre,,', " hu e the UICU t.ga the ltJt(NEl . The RUlil'-:EIl t.ga the CAJIOClli wish to take this definition a bit further. Rape is forcible assault and violation of a I"" e1I.tu the _tel' .Dd ,-ddle to _,' . Cr o ..in, 1n !LOOKVI I.l.E to the FlSISIi I! 1 r 1 woman's body. regardless of vaginal penetration. Rape is an act of hostility towards a woman. TIle rapist sees the woman as an object and not as a human •• PlIZES" *Hl.! S Ie" " FOOD*"- nER TRE U CI> being. The traditional rules of our society place men as the aggressor and women TT<>pbi.... ad T-abirts d_tIld by Mlll.EIl 1£Efl and IOllIlCII lEVERAGE " U l be .." . r ded in each as the passive object of a man's affections. These two facts are instnunental in any • u,ory of th.. f our race c at.sod.,.. All entunta " ill 1'..:1_ a T-Shirt. he.... ta.!"" of Rape situation . _ I'd,. "ill be _de at DEEIi RUN a t "pproxUoa tely 6:00PII. There ,,111 be 01T[RTAlh"M[1IT .nd FOO[) - On this campus the incidence of acquaintance rape is skyrocketing. The problem j... n.bl.. in t he lASE LOOCE. is that not enough people are educated about acquaintance r ape or date rape. Acquaintance rape is common and difficult to cope with. Of all acquaintance rapes, only 10% contact the ~lfce or other authorities. Most LEC OF E'o"o,"T women, about ~%, don't even call it rape. Their rationale is that they know the L ______person. Add r e ... Think about this scenario. A yOWlg woman is spending a quiet night with a group

PItlJ1\E~_======______of her friends. She leaves to go to the bathroom but is Wlable to lock the door ,"------because there isn't one. A male friend of hers attempts to enter the bathroom while ENl1IT FEE is $H.OO. ,"------Send e nny fo .. and fee t o: she is there and she closes the door, telling him that she'll be right out. He forces [)EER R U~ RESORT his way in and begins violently kissing he as she tries to stop him. He does not stop. ."------P.O. BOX 2)) His hand goes up her shirt and soon she is forced to the floor. She knows at this STA.!'lroJUl, !.'T 12167 point that fighting will on1y make the situation worse, soshegives in. ,""------ATTN : SIIE SlnTli When he is done, they get dressed and join their (rienm, one of which is the All ,-nic,-nu ..at ,.i&n " 1' .. 1 .." .. fo.... If Et."TIlT DEADLINE: i'lAkCR 21 . 1986 11 man's girlfriend. TIle woman ' tells no one about the incident for a nwnber of you "re ""du 18 y_u of a,e. y ...... lOt ha"" " 110 SICN liPS O#.T OF RACE 11 .,.,1'_' or , ... rdtan . 1tn I n o rder to co..,e. e. reasons; will anyone believe her? It couldn't have been rape because the man was " her friend, she is embarrassed to confide even in her best friend because the ex " ACE _ AS or IIIJtCtI 22 . 1986 I! CEl" TOIIR. T£I,K TOCETlIEII MOW 11!! IT'S A (;IlEAT DAT II! !! perience is one ofhwniliation. This is a true scenario. There are no typical acquaintance rapes. In m-er half of the rapes that occur each year the victims and the offenders are acquaintances. He can be a boyfriend. a neighbor, a teacher, a repairman, a father. Thr problem in most cases is that victims who areraped by their lover or a friend are unlikely to be believed, and coUusion on the part of the victim is usually suspected. Many times it takes months for the victims to realize for themselves that they were raped. It is a myth that a woman asks for rape by the way she behaves or dresses. It is a myth that a woman could prevent rape if she wanted ~ 'o . ltis a myth that rape is the result of an overwhelming ukrge that a man cannOl. control. It is a myth that a woman cannot be raped against her will. Most people don't fully Wlderstand rape. This is why there needs to be awareness raising on this campus. Here are some facts about acquaintance rape.

- The risk of being raped by a date is significantly higiler than that of being raped by a stranger. - Among samples of unreported rape victims, 76%knew the rapist and 42%stated that they had been romantically involved. - A woman's acceptance of rape myths and tradition.ll feminine attitudes could delay her recognition of a rape situation. Rape is not something that women should be subj~ to. It is a woman's right , to say no. TIlere is so much miscommunication betwet"n the sexes. WouJdn't it be wonderful that if every time a woman said no the man stopped. When will men learn that a woman's " no" should be taken at face value. Women need to remember that just because you know him doesn't make it any less of a crime. Rape is an assault of your person, no matter who the perpetrator is. Rape is not supposed to happen. Rape is a violation of the sexual self detennination of women. gI believe that every man is capable of raping a woman. It happens every three minutes in this country. There has been a 99% increase in the incidence of rape over the past ten years. These fjgures are devastating and rising every minute, every day. If a woman wants to protect herself from rape she must not take any un- necessary chances. You cannot recognize a rapist. He looks like any other man. He can be that person that you meet in a bar, a fellow student, or even that nice guy that offers to walk you home at night. A woman should never walk alone at night. If you must. walk briskly and with confidence. Never hitch hike; you are placing yourself in the highest risk category because of your obvious vulnerability. Never give out personal information on the telephone. Never walk to your car alone at night through a dMk parking lot. As women, we need to become aware of the situations we are in and learn to feel competent and in control. Physical confidence is essential in order for to have us • control of our bodies and our lives. Rape is a crime. You make love together and you rape alone. Any man can do it. Who do you trust? If you have been raped, sexuaUy assaulted or battered you should seek help from the Oswego Women's Center, 341-4235, TIle Rape Crisis Hotline, 342-16iQO Ot The Counseling Center, 341-4416. Rape is not a man's privilege. Rape affects every woman's life. There is no difference in being raped and being nut over by a car, except that afterwards you are afraid of half the human race. Believe me, I know, I've been there.

BDlie Mitchell II. pseudonym for a feminist who II adive on this campus.

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Mike Armstrong Susan Morrison Todd Nieskes David Noriega David O'Brien Rich Parry Crhis P eiata Dean Paulino Kara Willia Mike Tranvaagy No. 105 No. 211 No. 120 No. 123 No. 110 No. 216 No. 010 News Director 73 W. Main No. 009 Vroman Weiting Hall Vroman Hall Weiting Hall Draper Hall Ten Eyck Dix Hall Dix HRll

John Dahlia Scott Vanhle Martel No. 124 No. 133 Vroman Hall Parsons Hall

John Daly Eric Watts No. 313 No. 14 Draper Hall The Weiting Hall Todd Demun Steve Weiner No. 010 No. 512 Weiting Hall Fake Hall \ Mike Domras Charlie Williams No. 016 Staff at No. 505 TenEyck Hall Dix Hall

Jim Giordano Heidi Teriele No. 305 • 6 Washington Ave. Draper Hall David Ellass WCOB No. 504 Vic Greco TenEyck Music Director James DePasquale Chris Grimes No. 225 No. 117 Weiting Hall Draper Hall Salutes YOU! Dave Helme Sam Hartley 402 South Grand Station Manager Kraig Walsleben Vic Honigsfield No. 216 No. 102 Parsons Hall Pearson Hall Greg Mitchell Michael Kirshman No. 21 6 No. 129 Pearson Hall Weiting Hall or Lee Davies Bill Knap NO. 511 No. 20 Fake Hall Bridge Apt. Brian Martin Chris Macica No. 302 No. 132 , Fake Hall Parsons Hall ~teni Tony P acini Cory Marks • 17 Harder No. 305 Fake Hall Joe Ferguson J erry Martusciello No. 006 Vroman Hall No. 211 • Pearson Hall David Reynolds Landy Santana Brian Sheppard Dona Small David Snyder Katharine Snyder Jim Talleur Sean Finn 29 MacArthur Ave. Bob Morrissey No. 13 No. 005 No. 309 No. 410 General Manager Off-Campus No. 430 P roduction Ma nager Weiting Hall Dix Hall Draper Hall Porter Hall - Davis Hall THE WHI RLWIND, March 1986, p. 11 From the WCOB Music Department ~ Saturday, Feb. 22. 1986, the campus station purchased 54 new albums. This purchase was done to help ftll the music library with current material, and also to ARTIST replace wom discs Tbe following albunrs were chosen by the WooB station managers, Dave Snyder; station director, SamHarUey; and myself. The Moody Blues In Search of the Lost Cbord Here at 56 we try to play the music you want to hear. To do this service better, '!be Rolling Stones Let It Bleed our request line is always open (it's 5147). Over the rest of the semester I am going Exile on Main Sl to be coostanUy recording and updating a play lis:t of the most requested songs on December's Cbildren campus. This list will appear monthly in 1k WIlfrtwbMI So now that we've gotten The BeatJes Yesterday and Today you some new albums, when you need a ftx call 56 WCQB. Tbanx Sgt. Pepper The Gnlteful Dead Europo '72 Victor Greco '!be Clash SandlrusIa ¥ our Musical Director Combat Rock Yes 00125 TIlle Simoo " Garfunkel Greatestmts """'I Foreigner ThisYear'sModel Pink Floyd AnImals Joe Jackson Agent Provocateur Meddle LookShup CCR Green River Todd R"""","" Tortured Artist Effect Qwano's Factory Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers Pack Up the Plantation (Live) Willie and the Poor Boys The Finn Mean Business Black Sabbath Ma .... olReallty ,'!be eun. The Head on the Door B1ackSabbatb BonJovi ""'OF • '!be~ strange Days Jimi Heodl U: Are You Experienced? The DeadKennedys FTankenCbrisl Led_ Band of Gypsies - Mike and the Mechanics Mike and the Mechanics J.m.Jo\>lin IV bus Usten Like Theives Whitney Houstoo ""'". ThrlIIs Whitney Houstoo • Greatest lilts Echo and the Bunnymen Songs 10 Learn" SIng • Jefferson Airplane T .... Off '!beAlann SwTeal1stic Pillow Pete Townshend White City Vohmteers - Ma -. The Worst of J.A. BangJes Different Light '!beWbo Uve at Leed's The Replacements Tim Wbo'sNexl Big Audio Dynamite Thi".. Who Are ¥ou SOC Club Ninja A Quick 0neISell Out '!be Cull Love Quadropbonla- Cruzado's Crusadoo

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GeDe Loves Jezebel group thanked "skinny bodies who F1De Young Ca uu1bals a bit annoying. frequent our infrequent perfonnances. However, on ballads such as " Fwmy If you appreciate progressive music ¥our"toes are clean." (classic) Another group has branched off from How Ulve Is" Gift has the ability to and enjoy new sounds then give a listen the popular English band called The make them work. With the light in to the music group Geae Loves Jezebel. Iroa Eagle Soundtrack English Beat. Like their predecessors, strumental production and Gift's in The album which is called The General Public, Fine Young disputable control Fine Young Can "Immigrant" is one wh.ich is hard Cannibals have kept a good deal of nibals is able to pull off songs such as driving and well recorded. The per " The Beat's" influence and in th"". "'l:lISion on the album helps drive the Rocky IV, Youngblood, The Jewel of corporated their own individual talents The bass and keyboard work by songs, but the crucial sound is guitar- the Nile, QnlcksDver-tfie music in to create an original sound. David Steele, is at Ume, the highlight of lots of it. Electric, acoustic, distorted, dustry is being bombarded by so many On Fine YOWlg Cannibals, their first the album. The bass work on "Johnny echoey sounds wh.ich lends a snappy riff sound tracks it' s ·getting pretty album, group members Roland Gift. Come Home" and " Move to Work" is to most of the tracks. monotonous. And, yes, you can add David Steele and Andy Cox uniquely especially impressive. 'The lead singer-songwriter of the another record to the growing list. It's blend the latin wave wowxl. of The Extra musicians such as Graeme band Is Michael Aston whose unique called Iron Eagle, the sowulUack. English Beat with a "60's" jazz sOlUld. Hamilton on trumpet, suopilone and voice Is one which shares a dissimilar The album consists of many different Guitarist Andy Cox does an ex piano, Gavin Wright on violin and quality with The Cult's Ian Astbury, groups and faces some new and some traordinary job of keeping a hold on this vocalists Jinuny Someville and Jenny and The Qlre's Rob Smith. Aston has old. The music also is very different A sound. Jones give a lot of dimension to the combined the tangled social few types of music are represented. Cox demonstrates the jazz influence group, adding an extra bite to their philosophies of the world and given From Rock and Roll to Heavy Metal the he has on the band's style on tracks music. them a stylistic action. artists put together a record suitable such as " Funny How Love Is" and The production work is also an at· The first song off the album is called for a soundtrack.. • " Blue." Cox uses his hollow body jazz tribute to the fine quality of the albwn. " Always A Flame" which is hard guitar sound to its fullest on this album Producers Sargant, Gift, Steele and driving and gives the· sound of a song to reall y emphasize the jazz sound. Cox manage to keep the sound clean like something from the late sixties The first single on the record is also However, with drummer Martin without losing too much bass. This period. the first released single and is getting a PatTy and lead singer Gift, the latin sound keeps the Fine Young Cannibals The song "Shame" keeps the upbeat lot of airplay on local airwaves. The influence is not lost. On the tracks Wlique and up to date. tempo while talking about the name of the single is "One Vision" and "Johnny Come Home," the latest single The quality of the album is in disreputable acts that occur in society. it is done by Queeu. This. is their first and "Time Isn't Kind" Gift demon dis putable, however, Find Young In another tune Aston uses "Stephen" single in one dfld ahalf years and it is strates n is latin styled voice. Cannibals Is a group that is not meant to talk about a man whose life has gone good. Not really what we're used to Throughout the album Gift sound much for all tastes. If you like " The Beat" astray while using a depressing guitar listening to from Queen. 'They sound like that of a nasal Harry Belafonte. and a little jazz, FIne Young Camrlba1s sound. more modern since their last album. Although his voice is very enjoyable for is a fine, meaty investment. The fourth cut is called " Bruises" The next single worth talking about is some, others may find the nasal quality and it takes the listener to the problem the theme song called " Never Say Ole of battered chl1dren. It also gives the (Iron Eagle). " It is sung by King feeling of running away from the pajn Kobra, a band out of Los Angeles, and of being a bused. really now known. 'The song sways The title song " Immigrant" gives more to the heavy metal type which is familiar sounds of a chant which is good because the tune is sued during Survey Results . • • • ftlled with the sound of the acoustic the most. dramatic scenes from the guitar. film. with your roommate(s) seemed to Sie two produces two of the strongest Do you remember the survey that asked "What topics would you be in bring in the higher ratings from the tracks on the album. The fISt song students. Other topiCS listed that were " Cow" talks of a wheat fanner abusing Katrina and the Waves record the terested in hearing on a call in talk song " Maniac House." This single show on WooB'? " thought to be of interest were tran his cow. The cow becomes upset with sferring, birth control, and the this treabnent and leaves the wheat could be the next to be released from The majority of people liked the idea 'the soundtrack. This tun'! is definitely of a talk show as long as it covered a " biggy"- tbe drinking age. Now we will fanner. be trying to bring you a few of the&e "Worth Waiting For" introduces the something we've never h(!ard from the topiC of interest. It seems that questions band. You have to hear it to believe it. about sex, dealing with people on your topics, but first you must learn the listener to a hard driving song which college radio station's .phone number This album is predominantly Heavy Ooor, budgeting your money, drug use, discusses a young man who waits for (5147). his lover while she dates other people. Metal. Such groups and stars as ReUs, phYSical fitness and working things out The next two songs " The Rhino ~drena llD , and Ronnie James [No Plasty" and "Deep South Wale" contribute with tunes. These tunes keep produce the echoey guitar filled with the whole mood of the movie and album the psychedelic sound that is charac fast paced and metal. Good songs if you teristic of the sixties. The last track on enjoy this type of music. the record "Coal Porter"leaves us with " Iron Eagle, the soundtrack" is not an easy flowing guitar and sentimenaU really the best soundtrack in record feeling of a reunited relationship. stores today. But it does reflect what The group GeIte lAves Jezdtel is one the movie tries to do. Action, fast· filled wtth new and unique ideas. The moving, and adventure is a big part in record " Immigrant" is one which will the flick and on the record be ranked as an impressive work. A I W1)uld suggest if you want to buy the - final thing that caught this writer's album, first go to the theatre and see interest was 00. the record sleeve. When the movie. IT you enjoyed the music in the bend gave its thanks for everyone's the film, then go out and get the album, help In putting the album _ . The just think you might save some money. • - • THE WHI RLWIND, March 1986, p. 12

Women's Cross Country • By Sean Kober National Champs Again Winter Sports

The SUNY Cobleskill's Womens Cross Country team took 1st place in both the 3 Kilometer and 10 Kilometer relay at Paul Smith's College to win the National Invitational Meet. Wrap-Up Leading the Lady Tigers was All-American; for the 2nd year in a row, Vicki Brower. Vicki finished a..lmost a full minute ahead of By Sean Kober the rest of the field. This is the second year in a row that Vicki has been named All-American. Although it may not seem it, Spring Is In tM air and its time for The rest of the team that took the title were Laurie Gerken and me to give an almost complete wrap-up of Winter Athletics at Heidi TeReigle. SUNY-CObleskill, The men's team, although they did not qualify for the Nationals, The reason I sayan almost complete wrap-up is that as of the had an excellent season and congratulations are extended to all. writing of this artic:;le the Womens' Basketball Team has defeated Delhi Ag & Tech and is now participating in Regional competition_ Next month I will give you a complete story on the Basketball , Intramural Basketball Round Up team. Now I iust want to wish them the best of luck. With a 16 team start the Bs's f inished as league champion and The Mens' Basketball team finished their season at 14 wins and the only unbeaten team with a win over Smitty's A's in the final. 13 losses. This may not look good, but it is -the best record that the - • team has had in years. As well as having a good r ecord, the team Box Score missed qualifying for Sub-Regionals. Another team was moved 85's Smitty's A's into the teams bracket and this is why the team did not qualify for John Johnson 15 Andy Turner 18 the competition . John Paton 13 Kevin Smith The M ens and Womens' Swim team capped an excellent season Dan Thompson 9 John Fobare •8 by finishing their season at home at the Cobleskill Invitational. . Bill Schuyler 7 J i m Bucci S Joanne Carroll, Bridgett Sullivan, Tammy Marshall and Judy Marie Abrahsom 4 Andy Gurda 3 Penner qualified for the National Meet in Florida, but will not go Rich Hoffman 2 due to an administrative ruling. SOpts Ted Isles 2 Some of the highlights include the women's team placing 2nd at the Eastern Invitational held in Ocean City, New Jersey and 44 pts women also placed 2nd at the Morrisville Invitational. The semifinal games saw four unbeaten teams play with During the COBY Invitational 5 pool recbrds were set and Smitty'S As beating the Snowmen and the 8.s's beating Crumbles. during the season overall 8 pool records were set . As a highlight to the Intramural Basketball season, the BS 's The women set 7 records during the meet as well as the season. with the addition of Kevin Smith played host to Camp Summit. Records set by the CO BY team were the 800 Freestyle Relay, Camp Summit is a m'inimum security work camp located just consisting of Tammy Marshall, Julie Martino, Stacy Ellsworth · south of Cobleskill. The visitors, with superior size and speed were and Joanne Carroll. the eventual winners. There were no mens team records established, but there was 6 Intramural officials Brian Jenkins, Joe Ralboursky and Joe new women's team records, including 3 individual records by Gaddis worked the championship and the summit games with the Joanne Carroll. help of scorekeepers Linda Feurer, Sheryl Leland and Marisa Records that were set were SOO, 1000, and 1650 yard Freestyle Carlini. records set by Joanne. The 200 Yard Butterfly record was broken by Tammy Marshall. Intramural Bowling The final two records were in Relay races. The 400 Yard Medley team of Judy Penner, Bridget Sullivan, Tammy Marshall. ;:and Intramural Bowling is in full swing with 28 teams and 7 leagues Joanne Carroll. bowling Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday evenings. Also the 800 Yard Freestyle Relay team 01 Marshall, Sullivan, They will be trying to better the scores of 1st semester winners Stacy Ellsworth and Carroll. Bloom County, High Rollers and Molson Golden . I would like to congratulate all on a job ver y well done.

• • "SUNDAY SKIIN" ~p..RC\l ,,6 INItR-DORII COUNCIL SPRING SEMESTER SKI TRIPS ...

TIckets on sale in the Prentice & Champlin Hall Cafes The 1. D. C. "Ski Bus" will travel to IDth Windham & Hunter. 125 lor on-ampus residents You can ski at either place I not IDth in one day though I. $30 lor all guests lnon-rollege students I $25! Make your choice as to where you want to ski and sign up ·to go ! We will be taking only one bus, so, " Seating IS LIMITED! We will arrive at Windham at appr~. 9:15 or 9:30 Cost includes, full day - all-area lift ticket We will arrive at Hunt~r Mt. . at approx. 10,00 bus transportation there and bad< ••• We will arrive bad< at Cobyland around 6JO We'll leave the Coby Campus at, 8 am I Prentice Hall lot I Report In the bus with your tietet, student 1. D. and... gear We will depart from Hunter 30 minutes after closing time by 1045al11 so we can pack and be ready to leaw at 8 We will then travel to Windham In picl< up the skiiero there If we ha ... roono aI the bus I it..1 ticket. will be $35 We'll enpy skiing for the day with your choice at either slope ! - COME AND SKI WITH US ! ---