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Weather Reports show economy may be recovering WASHINGTON - Applications ger gain than anticipated by ana- Rain today: for unemployment benefits fell lysts. Friday, occasional rain. to a six-month low this month, the March was the third month The high In the upper 50s. government said Thursday. Fac- without a decline. Orders were Northwest winds 10 to 20 tory orders for expensive, dura- unchanged in February, a re- mph. The chance of rain Is ble goods advanced moderately vision from a previous report 90 percent. Friday night, In March. showing a small decline, and up rain likely. The low In the "The fruits of the recovery are 2.4 percent in January. upper 30s. The chance of now reaching American workers Much of the strength In March rain is 70 percent. Saturday, and their families," Labor Secre- was concentrated in a 6.3 percent cloudy and cooler with a tary Lynn Martin said. surge In orders for transporta- chance of rain. The high In Economists said the reports tion equipment, particularly air- the mid-40s. The chance of confirm that the recession has craft. But most other categories rain is 40 percent. ended. They cautioned, however, also posted increases. Orders for that growth so far has been items other than transportation strong enough only to stem equipment edged up 0.1 percent, layoffs, not to put the unem- only the second advance in eight Inside The News ployed back to work. months. The number of Americans fil- Council may say no: ing first-tune unemployment In- Although pleased with the in- Joyce Kepke and Pearl surance claims fell to 404,000 for crease in new orders, economists Oppliger say they still op- the week ending April 11, down noted that the backlog of unfilled pose a redistrictlng plan for from 416,000 a week earlier and orders slipped 0.6 percent to Bowling Green after three the lowest since early October. $480.6 billion, the seventh drop in months of consideration. The BG Ntmtl J»y Murdock a row. Q Local. Page six. It was the third consecutive The backlog is a measure of On most days, If the weather is warm, a person strolling across campus will probably find a small weekly decline. whether the current workforce circle of people kicking a small sack around between them. Welcome to the world of backey-sack. The Commerce Department and production facilities can On Campus said durable goods orders, for keep up with demand. A decline means there is less pressure on Olscamp to speak today: items such as trucks and turbines factories for rehiring. University President Paul expected to last at least three Olscamp will present a Students kick hackey-sack years, rose 1.6 percent to $122.6 See Economy, page right. "budget convocation" for all billion last month, a slightly big- faculty, staff and students today at 1 JO p.m. in the around for fun, competition Beta 500 tradition to Lenhart Grand Ballroom. by Connell Barrel! Olscamp, who recently re- The BC News editor of Peacehouse Press, hackey-sack with their hands, turned from a leave of ab- disagrees. we like to punish them," said sence, will be speaking "Hackey-sack cuts across a junior Andy Fitz, a business live on at new location about the University's cur- Spring, as the saying goes, is fairly diverse group of people major who considers himself a rent fiscal crisis and ex- by Sherry Turco In the air, as well as a bounty of - members of the National member of a more recrea- The BG News money this year with McDonald's pected cuts in aid from the fluttering hackey-sacks. Guard, hippies, activists ... it's tionally-motivated association as a full sponsor," said Samuels. state. With warm, sunny weather basically people getting of hackers. "I don't take it too "Ideally we hope to be a leader in The convocation will also on the way, countless "hack- together and setting aside their seriously, so when somebody For months, they've been cir- donating money to charity on be broadcast on University ers" or "sackers" will soon differences," he said. messes up, you get to chuck it cling...constantly circling. But campus." closed-circuit channel 7, dominate any available patch at them. It's a rite of hackey- now it is paying off. available in most class- of campus grassland, booting According to Samuels, there 'It used to be that hippies sacking." Sorority and fraternity mem- rooms, and Wood Cable and punting, trying to keep Hackers who lend them- bers have been spotted circling are many hidden costs in prepar- channel 24. Both broadcasts small pellet-filled leather got together and smoked selves toward environmental the Union Oval preparing for the ing for the race. Betas must sup- will be live. sacks airborne. dope. Now they get concerns can be identified by biggest greek philanthropy of the ply transportation to get the Py- Some who take part in hack- their wardrobe, according to year - Beta 500. lon there, purchase tape to line Elderly seminar A seminar ey-sack only on a diversionary together and play Fitz. This year, carts aren't the only the track, develop the queen can- on long-term care for the el- level look at the full-timers as hackey-sack." "They'd be wearing a poncho things moving. The philanthropy didates' pictures, rent tables and derly will be presented in members of a progressive with a skateboarder hat," he itself is moving to the Student rent the generator. four sessions Saturday from movement. Ken Theiler, student said, "and most of them have Services Building. The event has "Much of the money we donate 9 a.m. to 3:30 p.m. at First "It seems to be kind of a neo- the long sideburns." previously occurred in the Union is raised from cart usage fees, United Methodist Church, hippie thing," said junior Ken Fitz, a self-proclaimed rep- Oval, but due to construction on the sale of happy hour tickets and 1506E.WoosterSt. Theiler, a part-time hackey- Morrison also described resentative of "clean-cut" Hayes Hall the event has been re- the hotdogs we sell there." said Sponsored by the Wom- sack player. "It used to be that hackey-sack as an activity as hackey-sackers, maintains located. Samuels. an's Club of Bowling Green, hippies got together and opposed to a competitive sport recreational sackers can be As many as 4,000 people are There are three main aspects the seminar will focus on the smoked dope. Now they get - a metaphor for how an im- found garbed in more con- expected to show up at the phi- to Beta 500: the queen. Beta needs of those being served together and play hackey-sack. perfect world should be. temporary dress. lanthropy, which is a Beta Theta Spirit award and the actual race by long-term care pro- It's healthier, but you probably "No one takes it seriously. "If it's warm enough, we'll Pi tradition for 29 years. itself. grams, legislative don't get as good a buzz." There's no competition and no just wear shorts. We think good "It's turned into a big thing on "Certain houses get into measures, research and the Theiler considers hackey- reason to apologize for your- hygiene's Important, but you campus," said Sean Samuels, co- different aspects of the philan- planning that can ease anx- sack players a breed unto self." can't play without a shirt, or chairman of Beta 500, "but it's thropy," said Samuels. "Some- ieties that arise when loved themselves, saying some sack- Others take an opposite view, you'll end up with big snake- just the same as all the other phi- thing appeals to every house." ones become dependent and ers look at one another simply feeling that the more casually bite welts." lanthropies. They all have the Each of the chapters on cam- need long-term care. as members of the nonconfor- hackey-sack Is taken, the more Theiler, while believing full- same objective, to raise money pus participate. "The race is very The seminar is free and mist community who have intense the activity becomes. fledged sackers may very well for charity." competitive; other philanthro- open to the public. For more grown tired of the stereotypi- This involves the use of "the maintain progressive tenden- Last year the Betas raised pies are game-like. They're fun, information call Beryl Par- cal drug persona. snakebite." $1,000. but they're not actually a race," rish at 352-1088. Gordon Morrison, senior and "If someone touches the See Hackeyiack, page four. "We expect to raise more See Beta, page four. Student speaks: FINDLAY-Children's author and former Universi- High court EAG Shootout ty student Jayna Miller will Fraternity speak Monday, April 27 at 7 JO p.m. In the Alumni Me- may reverse morial Union at the Univer- awarded sity of Findlay. Admission is $3. abortion law Miller Is being featured as chance to part of "The Mazza Dis- covery Series," which by summer showcases new talents In the recolonize by James H.Rubin field of children's il- by Sherry Turco The Associated Press lustration books. At the age The BG News of 19, she wrote and il- lustrated Too Much Trick or WASHINGTON -- Abortion- Treat. The book was chosen Tau Kappa Epsilon fraternity rights advocates are talking as a gold award winner in a has been granted recolonization 1990 contest. about the Supreme Court's 1973 at the University after the chap- Roe vs. Wade ruling in the past A book sale and autograph ter's charter was revoked by its tense, even though it is still session will be held after the national office In 1985. presentation. unclear whether the current court will use a Pennsylvania However, disagreement has case to overturn the landmark risen concerning whether the Lottery decision legalizing abortion. fraternity has been officially The justices asked animated recognized. Pick 3 Numbers: 7-4-2 questions during an hour-long According to Charles Trabold, public session Wednesday, giv- director of chapter services for Pick 4 Numbers: 7-6-2-7 ing some insight on their think- Tau Kappa Epsilon, 'Tau Kappa ing on the Pennsylvania abortion Epsilon is now officially recog- Cards: Jack of Hearts nized as a colony at the Universi- Two of Clubs law, as well as Roe vs. Wade. A ruling is expected by July. ty by nationals. We have received Eight of Diamonds a letter from the University Seven of Spades Only two of the nine justices OMMMfaflM have expressed strong support granting them permission to col- This photo by student Rob Jones took first place In the Environmental Interest Group's annual photo onize at Bowling Green." Compiled from staff and for abortion rights. contest The prize, $25, was donated by Bowling Green's Litter Prevention and Recycling office. For wire reports. more earth week coverage, see page four. See Abortion, page four. See TKE, page seven. » 1 Opinion

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JOHN KOHLSTRAND The BG News EDITOR AN INDEPENDENT STUDENT VOICE

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Young faculty deserve raises False fire alarm The BG News: was irresponsible ' On April 17, The BG News used one jostles to line up and take the example "an assistant shots at them. professor with one year's experi- Need I remind the faculty we The BG News: ence earning $57,000 per year ... are collectively enriched In the April IS issue an apology A prayer to Mighty Thing ." In a companion article, The whenever any individual among letter from John Stotz was print- News reported unfavorably us is recognized and rewarded? ed. This apology was written be- about the few junior faculty who The only real story here is why cause Stotz irresponsibly set off The politically correct implorance to Our Maker received market adjustment pay the junior faculty, who carry the a fire alarm on the night of March 13 in Anderson Hall. increases last fall. heaviest teaching and research We all know what responsible After reviewing his apology, Oh Mighty Thing. I would have Get real. For your information, loads, receive salaries which said God, but that is not political- alcohol use leads to. Getting a the average assistant professor verge on pathetic. many of us residents in Anderson John Farhat small buzz and feeling happy. We believe John is not truly sorry for ly correct nowadays. To you I in the state of Ohio earns in the I have no doubt that the indi- Guest Columnist do not want people to do that, (very) low 30's ... and BGSU this incident. John has been offer my nightly prayer. viduals involved deserve appre- First, I want to pray for the now, do we? ranks dead bottom last for facul- bragging of this incident as if he ciably more than the few hun- lady in the state of Washington Maybe we should just censor the While on the subject of alcohol, ty salaries in the state. dred dollars they have received. was proud of his accomplish- ment. who single- handedly lobbied for movie industry - you know, the please, oh Mighty Thing, inspire More power to them! a law to prohibit sales of music same way people have censored your legislators to increase the The figures you used as an ex- With this quote: "I feel I should with obscene language to minors. books like Alice in Wonderland legal drinking age to 56. Recent ample of summer salaries could I am frankly tired of reading apologize ... by interrupting your After all, her daughter asked her because it is too violent, as well studies have shown that alcohol be more accurately cut in half. In the pronouncements of the sleep and other nocturnal activi- a shocking anatomical question. as other forms of art. is good for the heart. addition, after factoring in "con- leaders of the Faculty Senate in ties," we believe John is taking This is yet another victory We should not let artists like Since young people do not have ditional contracts" and taxes, the these pages. As far as I am con- this incident as simply a big joke. against promiscuousness in mu- Michaelangelo breed in our soci- heart problems, they do not need junior faculty member at BGSU cerned, they have accomplished This is not the first time John sic. Children and teenagers ety; he filled the Sistine Chapel to consume alcohol. I think I Who teaches a summer class has exactly nothing the last four has acted irresponsibly. Many should not learn about healthy with nude figures including men should write our representatives a take-home salary comparable years to unite the faculty com- holding hands! The Cincinnati in Congress about that! At least, 1 Anderson residents would like sexual habits until they are mar- •to the 18-year-old summer camp munity and address the financial John to realize this incident was ried. Shielding children from exhibit pales in comparison with we should legislate for people to i counselor. plight of the younger faculty. not at all humorous. We have to such knowledge is necessary to such Impudence. Calling his art present three or four forms of i- It is indicative of the sick at- live near him and wish he would keep high morals. "The Creation" does not change dentification before getting their ' mosphere on this campus that we grow up. They may become sexually re- its content: Total Immorality. six pack. Such a legislation has other hang up the names of IS of our James Evans pressed as they grow up but that hidden benefits. It creates more brightest young faculty to "twist Assistant Professor is acceptable since sex is bad Annoyed Residents of Ander- Please Mighty Thing I would jobs: We will need more police .slowly in the wind" while every- Geology son Hall anyway and should be used only to ensure the survival of the hu- like to ask you to bring officers to keep an eye on man race; which reminds me to offenders or those who do not pray for the 4,354 children I have destruction on that teenager carry the necessary number of i- fathered. No wait make that 4,355 who passed me on the dentification papers. Oh Gee, why Gordon? - I forgot about Joe Jr. XVX. Anyway, now this victory is in highway driving his black Also, in the spirit of coop- the pocket, we must prevent Mustang. eration with the old Soviet Union, When I was a senior in high long. we can bring police officers from Granted, he's a well-educated, children from coming across school, I had a hard time deciding Lynn Bagel such foul language anywhere. there to teach our officers how to successful man, probably more "Where to attend college. Maybe I should lobby for a law to This derailed me from finish- prevent people from doing things Guest Columnist so than I can ever hope to be (not Really though, I didn't have a prevent people from using ob- ing my prayer for teenagers. without the proper legal au- hard time. I chose Ohio State. But counting the fact that I'm not a Please God, oops. I hope no one thorizations. Thanks for this ins- man) and he probably has a lot to scene language in public places then Bowling Green chose me, at graduation I not only get to so we can jail these offenders heard that. Please Mighty Thing I piration oh Mighty Thing. sending letters to me and my listen to the rousing comments of say about higher education. would like to ask you to bring de- I would like to thank you for al- We have distinguished alumni, and destroyers of public peace. -parents (yes, they separately our own President Paul J. Ols- That is a worthy cause. Thanks struction on that teenager who lowing the Soviet Union to fall. don't we? Where are they in this contacted Don and Jan - so much camp (that is, if he can find the for this inspiration oh Mighty passed me on the highway driv- This, I am sure, will serve as an for my self-reliant 18-year-old campus or time to attend) but I time of dire need? Tim Conway? ing his black Mustang. incentive for Big Brother to Eva Marie Saint? Nate Thur- Thing. adult status) offering big cash get to hear Geek (oops, that's Gee Next, I want to offer a prayer There was evil around him or change his country of residence. prizes (well, scholarships) should - I was blinded by his bow tie for mond? They can make it back to he wouldn't be driving such a car. I have tried to convince him to Bowling Green for alumni fund- for our surgeon general. May she '{ accept burnt orange and seal a second) as well. gain support for all her ideas of Actually, I don't think people come live here for a long time brown and all associated with Okay, Yogi Bear - I mean Bar- raisers or to be lauded - couldn't should be allowed to drive until but he kept refusing. they be called upon to speak? life in the "90s - basically all the ' those colors as my own. bera - did cancel out at the last things which make life fun must they are responsible enough. • \ still wanted to be a Buckeye, minute. That's not anyone at I'm proud of the education I be banned. Oh Mighty Thing, Maybe the drivers license should Now, that there is little to keep or more truthfully, to escape BGSU's fault. But Gordon Gee? received at Bowling Green and I give her the inspiration and be given out by the judge at the an eye on there, I am sure we can small town life for the wild and I've spent the last four years think it's equal, if not better, to power to stop people from wear- end of wedding ceremonies. convince him to move to the Wonderful big city. But then Don defending Bowling Green as a the one I'd have received in ing red cloths. Red is a prom- Yes, marriage. That is when United States. I pray for BB. May and Jan threw a car into the deal quality school, claiming it's not Columbus. I've even learned to iscuously lively color. people become responsible he always keep his perfect vi- •and next thing I knew I was inferior to other state institu- wear orange and like it. Also, give her the inspiration to adults. The teenagers will yell a sion. northbound on I-7S in my white tions, that bigger isn't necessar- But no matter how hard I rally request a stop to all fast food ads. little bit, but there should be no Finally, I thank you for allow- Olds Calais, with sunroof, ready ily better. Looks like I was around the Falcon cause, the fact Like beer and tobacco, fast food problem passing laws to prevent ing me to live in this free country to see just how windy Bowling wrong. their (OSU's) president Is speak- can be hazardous to your health them from driving. We got them where freedom means the free- IGTeen really was. A little bribery I don't see Ohio State, or Kent ing at our graduation casts a You know with all the fats and on alcohol, tobacco and we in- dom to legislate and restrict oth- can go a long way. State or even Flndlay, Defiance shadow of inferiority over our stuff. stated curfews on them in cities ers from living their lives in all Four years, 124 credit hours, or Bluffton pounding on Paul campus. I think as a nation, we should like Atlanta, so we should be able the ways they choose. My way is .626 cod-on-bun sandwiches, two Olscamp's door asking him to de- If I want to listen to Ohio stop fast food restaurants from to restrict their abilities to get right and I will force everybody intramural championships and liver their commencement ad- State's president at commence- spreading. They are evil places around without parental supervi- to live as I do. "one East Merry underage con- dress (well, maybe they realize ment, I'd have gone to Ohio State. which teenagers use to meet and sion. No sweat! .sumptlon arrest later, I'm a gra- he doesn't live at his Bowling And now I just cant shake this Next I pray you to open the All this I ask not for myself but Green address much during bud- feeling that after I have my di- talk freely about all kinds of duating senior. And at my gradu- things without parental supervi- eyes of the people who think we for the benefit of society. Please get crisis). ploma in my hand, my car is go- ation, who gets to entertain me, sion. If we do not ban fast food should teach social responsibili- make it all come true. my family and my fellow class- Calling on Gee, in my opinion, ing to fall apart. ty. Let them see it is better to re- John Farhat is a graduate is declaring to the world that we places, we must at least rate mates? None other than Gordon Lynn Gagel is a senior them NC-17. gulate things so we can legally computer science major. .Gee, president of Ohio State Uni- consider him and his school a news/editorial major from New take people to jail for behaving in step above us on the academic This reminds me to pray for versity. The irony is killing me. Bremen, Ohio. She's graduating the people who give the rating on a way we, the honorable people In ladder. He's not alumni, he's not May 9 and will attend law school I rolled up the window of my movies. I only criticize their lib- the society, do not accept. a former Bowling Green resi- at the University of Cincinnati. =Correction— car Easter Sunday - that same eral attitude. They gave Beauty It is easier to criminalize teen- ' white Olds - and the window fell dent, he's not all that notable. She got accepted at Ohio State, agers for drinking, even if they A classified ad which ran in the He's just the president of Ohio but turned them down. And if the and the Beast a rating of G. If I . out. I should have known it was were on the board I would have drink responsibly, maybe to April 23 The BG News said to- State University, that monolithic president of another state insti- ' an omen of something to come. requested a rating of NC-25. celebrate personal achievements day's Human Rights Rally was Columbus institution we've been tution of higher learning is called Because when I got back to How can we expect children to with friends, like graduating sponsored by OSA. The Demo- campus on Monday morning, one second (or maybe third or fourth upon to speak at her law school from high school with honors or cratic Socialists of America were commencement, she'll sue. see such a movie and not wonder of the first things I learned was or fifth) to in the state for far too about amorous relationships? something. actually the sponsors. BG News Staff Rabbit Run Thomas Cicirelli

lay Murdock Morrella Raleigh Kirstin Mathers Dawn Keller PHOTO EDITOR INSIDER M.A. COPY EDITOR COPY EDITOR Tim Norman Scott DeKatch Kellie Schirmer Nicole Nuhn PHOTO EDITOR INSIDER ASSISTANT COPY EDITOR COPY EDITOR Matt Schroder Molly Zakraisek Mike Steidl Michelle Taylor SPORTS EDITOR INSIDER SUPR COPY EDITOR COPY EDITOR Glen lubbert Kathy Gaitan Mary Jo Cesa Mike Sammons ASST. SPORTS ED. ASST. INSIDER SUPR COPY EDITOR COPY EDITOR Marci Stork Christina Wise Jeff Brown Shari Wroblewski SPECIAL PRO ED. ASST. SP. PRO ED. PROOFREADER PROOFREADER Nikki Floros Melissa Henry Ron Novak Bill Burgess COPY EDITOR CHIEF COPY ED. PROOFREADER PRODUCTION SUPR KENDRA DINSMORE COPY ED. Friday, April 24,1992 The BG News page three Hazards by Earth's friends God is dead - and he was Paydock: Environmentalists blow things out of proportion killed by his followers The collapse of socialism in and nations to ensure our com- Eastern Europe and the USSR, Orb Paydock mon future." Agenda 21 is "a Milton Friedman pointed out, blueprint for action in all major Self-rightous religious attitudes have killed Him seems to have taught Americans areas affecting the relationship nothing. Nowhere is that more between the environment and the The actions of the ultra con- He ignores the fact that a true than in environmental poli- economy." servative and religious righ- majority of those on social secu- cy. Many of the assertions in the teousness has always been of rity are either people who have The EPA, with wide support U.N. materials rest on a shaky great concern to me - as a person led long, productive lives in from almost all sectors of soci- scientific foundation. For exam- who believes strongly in the in- which they have paid their debts ety, is not only being elevated to ple, oil is described as one of the dividual rights and liberties to society and are now retired or Cabinet level, but is becoming fuels "which irreversibly dam- which our constitution guar- they are people who have such one of the most powerful eco- the revolutionary environmental- age the environment." antees to all members of our soci- debilitating mental or physical nomic-planning agencies in the ists whose goal is to reshape so- This unsupported assertion ety ... it's hard to ignore the re- disabilities they cannot work - world. ciety with anti-capitalist formu- runs counter to all the experi- cord-banning, book-burning, and the government, under the It already has the power to con- las. ence with oil spills around the thought-stifling message of dis- provisions of the Article I Gen- trol nearly all aspects of the U.S. The establishmentarian group world; nature typically reasserts crimination which these people and their rights to privacy and eral Welfare Clause in our Con- economy: production processes, is the second category of envi- itself, sooner or later. spout in the name of "Jesus how to choose how their bodies stitution, has the responsibility to contents of products, the sale of ronmentalists. This group is The U.N. materials state as Christ" will be used, Paydock has stated see to them. goods and services, plant siting, made up of the spokespersons for fact that global warming "grew Usually this sleepy little town that in the interest of a code of His comments about the wel- international trade, etc. such organizations as the more serious" since 1987, which I call home doesnt spur morals, set by his own particular fare system are the most The control even extends to National Wildlife Federation, the whereas scientific experts dis- the same type of reaction from religious beliefs, rules should be offensive of all - yes, abuse does land-use patterns and activities Sierra Club, Friends of the Earth agree among themselves. me as, say, the yearly antics of set up to hold women personally take place, but what Paydock on private lands, as well as con- and the Environmental Defense "When Greenpeace disrupts a Jessie Helms or Tipper Gore and responsible for their "irrespon- fails to realize is 80 percent of ail sumer choices and activities. Fund as well as environmental naval missile launch it is drama- her PMRC do. I mean we have sible behavior." Americans on the welfare rolls In the guise of cleaning up the journalists, Washington-based tizing a practice it opposes, and our occasional Josh McDowells What he has done is to push are young children who cannot environment, the first activists and in the Bush admin- also gunning up the kind of pub- and Brother Jeds damning us all women back into the barefoot work and need the monthly sti- U.N.-sponsored "Earth Summit" istration, environmental policy- licity required for a successful to hell for using condoms - but and pregnant days of old. In pend they receive to provide for is scheduled for Rio de Janeiro in makers. direct-mail fundraising drive." usually the zealots here in BG are other words, all of you women the basic necessities of life. June. Here in Bowling Green, we This is the affluent group. The When an apocalyptic scientist pretty quiet. who are working on an advanced have every environmental group average income of a Sierra Club makes headline predictions, he Quiet until April 16th ... education or out searching for a What a message this conserva- in Northwest Ohio handing out member is $76,000; the World may be accurately reporting his You see, one of my collegues on job, just hang it up if you should tive ideology sends to these un- thousands of publications ex- Wildlife Fund has an annual bud- conclusions, but he may be also staff of The BG News, Chris be as irresponsible as to have sex fortunate children: they are (he plaining the dangers we are fac- get of over $50 million. They are discarding scientific skepticism Paydock, wrote a column in and get pregnant. cause of our budget troubles, our ing if we continue to ignore overwhelmingly professional - for the sake of fame and plentiful which he proclaimed that much If you are a victim of rape or social problems and the ethnic mother Earth. polls show that the middle and foundation grants. Environmen- of our nation's current financial incest, we are sorry, but too bad. difficulties which plague us To- We have little elementary stu- lower-middle classes are either tal groups are not going to be problems can be traced back to If you are 14 and pregnant with a day. dents parading around campus indifferent or hostile to it. able to raise money If their "stu- "wasteful government spending" child you have no means of sup- It would seem so after reading holding a flag that reads,"We According to the U.S. Council dies" do not predict doom around on things such as "AIDS Paydock's ideas; "if these people Love Earth," as if they were on Environmental Quality, the the comer. research, federal funding for don't want to work, then let them swearing allegiance to a god, as nation spends about $150 billion a What is it that these 46 scien- abortion and welfare." It ready worries me that a starve, just dont waste my tax the adults explain that this is the year on environmental cleanup. tists know that we don't? Paydock also claimed the way group o! people are so money" -- seems to be the appro- wave of the future. For some, the This attracts our third environ- all of this can come about is priate conservative idea. Earth has become a god. mental group as the managerial If this is the propaganda that through community effort, with a convinced their particular There are three forms of or- environmentalists. will represent the world, once little "divine help." beliefs are right, they would Perhaps if they got out from ganized envlronmentalism in the These are the special interests again under the umbrella of the I'm afraid I have some bad invoke the name ol God to beyond their all-white suburban United States. All three are moti- that clog up the economy and U.N., then the environmentalists news for Paydock and his ultra enclaves for a moment, conser- vated by a genuine concern for divert resources to themselves. have the power to change the conservative pals: God is dead affirm their cause. vatives such as Paydock may rea- nature, and all three also use en- Many of these people work for world order based on half-truths and it's people like you who lize all people receive govern- vironmentalism as an excuse for environmental groups, and it is and clever fund-raising tech- helped kill him. porting; well, you really should ment assistance are not dope power. Two of the groups are virtually Impossible to determine niques. You see, in today's world just have known better, because with dealing welfare cheats - they ac- based on perverse ideologies; the their ideological or organiza- As Milton Friedman has stated, what does God stand for any- "divine help" the community will tually go far beyond the "Willie one without an Ideology is caus- tional goals. the market will regulate the de- more? When people can get up on decide just what our morals are Horton" model our beloved ing the most financial harm. In general, this will be the rep- pletion of scarce resources and their soapbox and proclaim God and they will then become the President Bush is so fond of. The first environmental group resentation at the Earth Summit. the management of them. We do wants things a certain way - no law - as it should be, because it's It really worries me that a is the Greens. These are the New The various national govern- not need the American govern- debate or questions allowed -- what God wants... group of people are so convinced Left and New Age environmen- ments will be asked to endorse ment, especially under the "or- then what has the concept of a This really scares the hell out their particular beliefs are right, talists, peaceniks, student radi- both an unprecedented "Earth ders" of U.N. officials, writing creator become? of me - the idea that a group of they would invoke the name of cals, Hollywood activists and a Charter"and a more operational blank checks to every group with When men claim God says ho- people can decide that their re- God to affirm their cause. It few often-quoted scientists and "Agenda 21." an environmental title. My ad- mosexuality is evil and AIDS is ligious beliefs can supersede a pseudo-sc ien t ists. The Earth Charter will embody vice to George Bush in June is, proof of his resolve to rid the woman's right to decide what to leads me to question just what Some of these scientists in- the basic principles which "must "leave your checkbook at home." world of them - why did he send do with her own body. Is God the concept of God stands for, clude Paul Ehrlich, Lester Brown govern the economic and envi- Chris Paydock is a columnist his only son, Jesus Christ, to really speaking here? when he is presented as a homo- and Jeremy Rabkin. These are ronmental behavior of peoples for The News. teach people of all backgrounds Is it really God's will when phobic, racist, censor of free and beliefs that love, love to all people like Randall Terry and his thought who walks hand in hand humanity, is the answer? band of religious terrorists, with the religious right - if this is Responses wanted Yet, we still have our "Moral" Operation Rescue, defy the laws so I must insist God is dead be- majorities and "Christians" (the of our nation, in following a cause I have always held God All readers of The News are Letters of the editor should be number, address or on-campus fact these people have the auda- "higher law" of intimidation, ter- above such petty prejudices. encouraged to express their opin- 200-300 words in length. All let- mail box, plus class rank or oc- city to use this term really irks ror and violence like they did in The Conservative extremists ion through letters to the editor ters must be typed, signed and cupation, major and hometown. me) who are willing to tell us ex- Witchita, Kansas, last year, like in this nation must quickly rea- and guest columns. include the writer's telephone Telephone numbers and ad- actly what God wants from us. they are planning and just may lize their one- sided, discrimina- dresses are for verification pur- Yes, God Is dead ... and his be doing at this very moment in tory ideas and inability to deal poses only and will not be pub- spokespeople have struck the Buffalo, New York? with the complexities of human lished unless otherwise re- fatal blow. More than 2,600 were arrested relations cannot be solved by quested. For example, Paydock stresses in Wichita, I wonder how many simply rubber-stamping their If not submitting a letter or the importance of ending will be in Buffalo? Remember, ideas with the "Word of God" - guest column In person, please government funding for abor- with divine help... society demands more than that. address the submission to: tion: "If Dick and Jane want to God is dead. The Editorial Editor play ... then there is a price to be Paydock's claim about welfare In the Bible, God sent his son The BG News paid..." points directly to the largest once to save us from ourselves. I 210 West Hall Instead of respecting women single problem our nation faces don't think He would be so for- today; no - it's not the loss of the giving today. work ethic in welfare families - Russ Kahler is a weekly col- 275 S. 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The Blue Creek Project wet- water quality, plants and ani- The project will be the first in lands will filter pesticides from mals. the Midwest designed to remove the water as it flows through the pesticides from croplands run- thick vegetation, Silverman said. The class is expecting positive off, according to Silverman. "The pesticides being used to- impacts from the construction of Agricultural runoff in the day are short-lived and organic, an artificial wetlands, according Lower Maumee River Basin has but they reach surface waters to senior public relations major been recognized as an area of before they can be broken Bob Davidson. concern by the International down," he said. "The wetlands "Almost every environmental Joint Commission, which moni- will slow up the water flow and impact statement written is de- tors compliance with the Interna- allow biological processes to de- signed to expose the negative tional Great Lakes Water Quality grade pesticides before they Impacts of a construction Agreement. reach surface waters." project, like building a road or A wetlands is an area periodi- Silverman is directing site de- dam," Davidson said. "This Is an cally or permanently inundated sign and construction of the wet- unusual project because a lot of with water, which is character- lands, to be located where the the impacts which may result ized by plants that require satu- Mosquito and Blue Creeks inter- from the construction of the art i rated soil for growth and repro- sect near Whitehouse. fical wetlands are positive." Abortion Continued from page one. history," said American Univer- make as counsel. I am suggesting sity law Professor Joel Paul. to you that is not the only logical Justice Anthony M. Kennedy possibility in this case." One legal scholar who listened suggested that a court decision Justice Antonin Scalia, the to the high-court arguments said upholding the Pennsylvania law court's most outspoken critic of there was little doubt the 1973 would "not necessarily undercut Roe vs. Wade, appeared to indi- ruling, even if not explicitly all of the holding of Roe vs. cate his willingness to uphold the overturned in this election year, Wade." Pennsylvania law, which imposes will be left in tatters by the jus- In an exchange with Planned waiting periods and spousal noti- tices. Parenthood lawyer Kathryn Kol- fication requirements on women The BG NIcwUT.Inda t-tnc bert, Kennedy said, "If you are seeking an abortion and requires "It was like being at the wake going to argue that Roe can sur- doctors to inform patients about Weighing a box of newspapers, Junior technical writing major Jeff Brown records Its weight In the of an old relative you've expect- vive only in its most rigid formu- fetal development and alterna- Union Wednesday afternoon. As part of the Earth Day celebration, the Waste Reduction Committee of ed to die for some time. Roe is lation, that is an election you can tives to abortion. the Environmental Action Group collected two bags of trash from each residence ball. Out of the 200 pounds of trash collected, Brown said 131 pounds were either recyclable or compostable.

Beta Continued from page one. dition held the night before Beta AMERICAN The brothers gather at the house 1-800-332-AIDS said Samuels. "Beta is a competi- and the runners bring in the cart, 4? CANCER tion to have fun." where its new colors are FRIENDS DON'T LEI FRIENDS ? SOCIETY Sigma Phi Epsilon fraternity revealed for the first time to the gets into the competition aspect chapter. HE of the race. They have won 22 out TONIGHT IS YOUR LAST of the 29 years the race has taken "Many of our alumni come CHANCE TO SEE niov nKA nKA nKA riKA riKA riKA nKA nKA nKA nKA place. back for the unveiling of our "We haven't lost in four years cart," Harris said. Brody McDonald, Amy Sharp, Todd Meany, a - it involves a lot of tradition for It is there that they begin spin- Kim Klever, Brian McCartney & Krista Griffith t our house," said Alex Harris, an- ning the wheels of the cart, which starring in Pi Kappa Alpha - chor for Sig Ep's Beta team. do not stop until they hit the Sig Ep has a time-honored tra- track Saturday morning. Proudly Announces... Hackeysack the brass ring "Aerobically, it's great exer- Continued from page one. cise. But no matter how serious cies, also believes playing hacK- you take it, it's just a game, and (les essaies en amour) Springiest '92 ey-sack is, if nothing else, a you should enjoy it for what it's healthy activity. worth." a new student film written & directed by Scott Malchus SATURDAY APRIL 25, 1992 cinematography by Dean Bianchi VOLUNTEERS IN PROGRESS edited by Daniel Skrovan Donations Accepted To Benefit The Annual Recognition Picnic Homeless Task Force COME SUPPORT YOUR PEERS AT ^y Dote: Sunday, April 26, 1992 With Special Guests... Time: 1:00 p.m.-4:00 p.m. THE GISH FILM THEATER - /k\ Place: Bowling Green City Pork 8 & 9:30PM Delta Tau Delta 1 FREE ADMISSION Come for GOOD, GAMES and to ger rhe recognition you nKA nKA nKA nKA nKA nKA nKA nKA nKA HKA nKA deserve for oil rhe work you did this year In Campus Drorhers, Campus Sisters. Adopr-A-Grandparenr, Filling ■I'.'-UU'-l Home and PAW!!! GREEK WEEK '92 •••Rides are ovoiloble for those who ore in need. A von PRESEDTS 1-800-332-AIDS will be behind the union taking people to rhe park from 12:45-1:30. "THE GALLERY OF THE GREEKS" VARIETY SHOW ycs! PRIORITY! Friday April 24,1992 r 1 On your list of things to do make sure to stop » 6:30-9:00pm J} 1 We have ** * Eppler Gymnasium in at University Village student & / airfares. University Courts Apts. They are now renting! Com Rica $333* ■cllzc City $909* • l and 2 Bedroom apartments London $309* • 9 and 12 month leases Taipei $413* Bangkok J505* • Heat, water, cooking, and sewer included f*r« each vmi *om Oewfend. twed en a • Central air Lots of singing, dancing, laughter, and pure entertainment!!!!! rcoKMpcuchsK Ta«ino*hclud«dand Mocktails sponsored by C.A.M.M.A. will be offered!!! mffvticiB ace*, • No pets please DOOR PRIZES WILL BE GIVEN OUT!!!!! Coundfravd Walking Distance To Campus! 8E. 13th Avt EVERYONE IS WELCOME TO COME WATCH AND ENJOY Columbus, OH 43501 SOME REALLY GREAT TALENT!! DONT MISS OUT!!!! 1-614-294-8696 dough & Mercer (419) 352-0164 0 Bowling Green ^.■...... ■.J...... J..J,J '!t}t!f!nf)r!r!nnr*nr>f)>'')»»>

BGaSkU S.O.L.D. sponsors banquet "The surest way not to fail is to determine to suc- ceed." - Sheridan for student, adviser winners There's a specific course by Christina Wise Hospitality Management Asso- on my checksheet, but I the year is long and drawn out. The BC News ciation, Bandy has also filled The student's adviser submits can't find It In my schedule many leadership positions as a a letter telling why the student of classes. What should I University professional. deserves the award. Then the do? About 45 University student Sponsored by S.O.L.D., Student candidate answers a specific set Dear Inquiring Minds leaders attended the seventh an- Organizations Leadership Devel- of written questions and submits Want to Know: nual Leadership Recognition opment, the purpose of the ban- an essay. Possibility number one: Banquet Wednesday night in the quet was to honor outstanding Each nominee has an interview the course number may Lenhart Grand Ballroom to honor students and advisers for their and the award recipient is chosen have been changed since this year's student leader and leadership abilities based on by S.O.LD.'s leadership recogni- the schedule book was adviser of the year. what they have accomplished at tion committee. printed. The recipients this year were the University. Possibility number two: UAO president Christy Miller A similar process is involved in the course may not be of- and Melissa Bandy, organizer S.O.L.D. adviser Deb Helm choosing the adviser of the year. fered either fall or spring and director of Hospitality Man- said the students and advisers According to Shannon Walker, semesters. agement Association. deserve recognition for their leadership recognition commit- In each case, contact the Miller, who Is also one of only efforts. tee chairwoman, choosing only appropriate department of- five students to serve on the As- "Without the dedication of stu- one recipient this year was diffi- fice to find out details. sociation of College Unions In- dent leaders and their advisers, cult, as all of the candidates were ternational steering committee, many major campus events deserving of the honor. How can I find out what is a member of the University would never happen," Helm said. time my finals will be giv- Union Advisory Council, Hospi- "It is their efforts that make "As the years go by, the candi- en? tality Management Society, Eta campus programming success- date pool becomes more and Thi BO Nfwi/TIm Norm.. Dear Freddie Falcon Fac- Sigma Delta, Little Sibs Weekend ful." more competitive," she said. ing Finals: Planning Committee and an According to S.O.L.D. member University Activities Organization's Christy Miller receives the stu- You'll find the exam orientation leader. Michele Krohn, the process for Miller said she was surprised dent of the year award from Michele Krohn Wednesday evening In the schedule listed on page 10 In addition to her work with the choosing the student leader of and pleased to win the award. Union Grand Ball Room. in the fall 1992 Schedule of Classes. I heard that I can request CSP students work with greek houses for credit my spring 1993 classes soon. Is that true? by Ashley Matthews jobs. Arnholt is a prime example of Dear Thinking Ahead: The BG News "The opportunity to continue with the greek experience "The end of April or beginning success in the greek life profes- By all means, yes! The of May is when I will really start sion. A Delta Zeta from Kutztown dates and times can be here was really exciting. It offers so much in the areas of interviews," said Steve Hunt, University in Pennsylvania, she found on pages 11 and 12 of In an age when the current leadership and academic development" Sigma Phi Epsilon house direc- completed the CSP program here your Schedule of Classes. national trend seems to be abo- tor. "I think there are positions at Bowling Green and was the lishing greek communities on Sharon Willey, AOPi house director out there, it will just take time." Kappa Delta house di rector. I received a letter In- college campuses altogether, it is Most of the positions working Upon graduation, she was ap- forming me about an articu- remarkable to note that each experience, the position of house perience here was really excit- in Greek Life will not become pointed to the position of assis- lation deficiency. What Is year Bowling Green attracts director carries much responsi- ing. It offers so much in the areas available until May or June, tant director of Greek Life and an articulation deficiency? over 30 graduate students specif- bility with it as well. of leadership and academic de- when people begin leaving posts Small Group Housing. .' Dear High School Delin- ically wanting to work with greek These graduates are expected velopment." for other ones. "I believed in the greek ideals' quent: organizations. not only to carry the normal Jennifer Duncan, Alpha Ga- In this economy, no job is let go as an undergraduate, and every- An articulation defi- The College Student Personnel course load, but to contribute to mma Delta house director, until a new one is secured, said thing they stood for. When you ciency exists if you did not program is ranked among the the operation of the Greek Life agreed: "The program is prepar- JoAnn Arnholt, assistant director realize that you can do it for a liv- complete the following in best in the country, teaching the office, remain on 24-hour call for ing us to go out and work in the of Greek Life and Small Group ing, you jump at the chance," high school: students how to work in a wide their residents and provide pro- student affairs field." Housing. said Arnholt. ♦ Four years of English range of fields upon graduation. gramming for the greek organi- As these second-year house di- "There are positions out there, ♦ Three years of math During the two years necessary zations on a regular basis. rectors wind down their graduate it is just going to take a little As one that faces an uncertain (including Algebra I and II to complete the degree, an in- Alpha Omicron Pi house direc- experience, many have already longer. It isn't because these future, Willey nevertheless has and geometry) ternship is required for each tor Sharon Willey said one of the begun the arduous process of people are not qualified, but be- no regrets about her choice of ♦ Three years of science person. deciding factors in her decision interviewing. cause of the economy," she said. profession. (including two lab sciences) Each spring, dozens of CSP to attend BGSU was the required The question lurks in the back So why then, with the job mar- "I'm excited about the oppor- tunities that are out there. There ♦ Three years of social candidates sign up for house di- assistantship. of many minds if there aie ket as it is, would these men and studies rector interviews as an opportu- "That's the only way you can enough positions out there in the women spend an extra two years is a real crisis for leadership in ♦ Two years of the same nity for their intern. A unique learn," she said. "The opportuni- greek life area of student affairs working for their masters de- the greek professional area," she foreign language chance to gain hands-on practical ty to continue with the greek ex- to provide a sufficient number of grees in this area? said. ♦ One year of visual or performing arts

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Not everyone favors redistricting Conference aims to Kepke, Opplinger disagree with changing uneven city ward map further discussion by Doug Baker opportunity for student repre- The BC News '1 would have to say I have sentation is there." of feminist concerns not been convinced it is Only Government and Person- If Bowling Green City Council necessary at this time to nel Committee Chairman Scott by Chris Miller theory," Walkiewicz said. voted today on whether or not to Ziance said he is in favor of re- The BC News Walkiewicz said the con- redistrict the city's unevenly dis- redistrict Personally, I districting. Fourth Ward council ference is intentionally in- tributed wards, at least two would like to have an member John Mura and Third cluding different forms of councilmembers would vote in Ward council member Robert The language of visual art theorizing such as dance, Kepke Oppliger opportunity for Council as a favor of preserving the status McGeein who also attended the is being used to communicate movement and art in order to quo. redistricting data it has collected whole discuss the issue." meeting, said they had not yet ideas about women's issues as overcome the limits imposed At-large council members the past three months to the full Pearl Oppliger, made a decision on the issue. the Women's Studies Confer- by traditional thinking. Joyce Kepke and Pearl Oppliger council during the next council ence begins today. "One of the tenets of femi- stated their preference for main- meeting May 4. councilwoman The committee did examine University student and art- nist theory is that much of taining the city's current ward Oppliger told a small group of map proposals to try and narrow ist Dreamwalker dedicated historical theorizing has been system at Government and Per- students at the meeting she un- council." down the maps which will be dis- her art exhibit, currently on in a very strict, white, sonnel Committee meeting derstands their frustration and Oppliger said her perception of cussed at the next council meet- display at Grounds For patriarchal sense," Walkie- Thursday. she will continue to wrestle with student motivation to redistrict ing. Thought, 174 S. Main St., to wicz explained. "Feminist "I would have to say I have not the issue. Kepke echoed Op- is to obtain more seats on City the participants in this year's theory is attempting to use been convinced it is necessary at pliger's statement. Council. All six-ward plans were elim- conference. alternate forms of theorizing this time to redistrict," Oppliger "If I had to vote right now I "I still hold with the belief stu- inated and each committee The main objective of the to reach other people and to said. "Personally, I would like to would vote not to redistrict," she dents can have the opportunity to member made a list of the redis- two-day-long conference is to do theory in new ways." have an opportunity for Council said."Coming into council I have have First and Second Ward rep- tricted map plans they prefer in heighten discussion of femi- Walkiewicz said she felt as a whole discuss the issue." been persuaded before, so I resentatives and at-large posi- the event council votes to redis- nist issues, said Lynn Wal- Dreamwalker's work chal- The committee will present the would like to bring it before tions," she said. "I do believe the trict. kiewicz, student coordinator lenged the patriarchal model, for the Women's Studies Con- particularly a number of por- ference Committee. traits which are part of a con- "We're looking at where tinuing series entitled Dan- Civil rights leaders question deaths of feminist theory has been and gerous Womyn. Men save where it is going," Walkie- All the portraits are of Toledo teens shot by police in hotel wicz said. women over the age of 40, truck from Dreamwalker, who is pur- Dreamwalker said. by Mitch Weiss suing her Bachelor of Fine The Associated Press Arts in painting at the Uni- "The reason these women local pond attempting to arrest Carter on some questions. versity, uses a variety of are dangerous is that even charges of aggravated robbery "First, they say Carter raised media including oils, waterco- though they look like ordin- TOLEDO - A civil rights and escape. his gun and tried to fire at police. lors and enamel on copper, in ary older women, they some- after theft leader said Thursday that there But Dr. James Patrick, Lucas Then they come back and say he her feminist conscious art. how challenge the status quo While Dream walker's Divers were required to are too many unanswered ques- County coroner, said Carter died really shot himself. My question and become role models for rescue a man's 1989 pickup tions about the deaths of two of a self-inflicted gunshot wound is when did he shoot himself? Did works are visually compel- younger women," Dreamwal- truck after it sank in his young men who were shot by to his head, not from police gun- he pull the gun, point at them, ling, they are intended to do ker said. uncle's pond Wednesday police in hotel rooms. fire after authorities surprised they shot him and then he turned more than merely caress the Dreamwalker said our cur- night. "There are a lot of people in him in a hotel room. the gun and shot himself?... None viewer's eyes. rent American culture The man called the Wood the community who believe the Police Chief Marti Felker said of that makes sense," he said. "It may make feminist is- doesn's encourage positive County Sheriffs Depart- police are covering up facts in police are trying to determine Rose also said he doesn't know sues more reachable to peo- mentoring between older and ment about 10 p.m. and re- the shootings," said the Rev. what happened. But he said it ap- why police didn't ask Carter to ple that are turned off by younger women. ported his truck had been Floyd Rose. pears that Carter, who was as- surrender before storming the stolen while he was inside On Tuesday night, Frederick leep when police entered the room. his uncle's house on Han- Carter, 18, of Toledo, was shot room, grabbed his gun and point- "They just decided they were cock-Wood County Line Rd. eight times by two police officers ed it at the officers. going to bust down the door and TAKE THE KEYS- Sheriff's deputies found the at the Comfort Inn. Police were Rose said the shooting raises start shooting," he said. truck submerged in a CALL A CAB. nearby pond after seeing the "red glow" in the water TAKE A STAND. caused by the vehicle's Demiga WTvckwl. Ifwu'reIKH SIIXT- parking lights. An ambu- oryouYenotaire- lance was summoned, but ki someone dse do the drhinji. divers from the Hancock County Sheriff's Depart- ment found no one in the Do something good. vehicle. The truck was re- moved from the water and pictures taken of tire tracks ending at the pond's edge. Feel something real. Sheriff's deputies said the truck had been parked from now on in Amefico, any definition of o successful life mud include serving oners, on a hill and was in neutral when recovered from the lb find out now von con fielp in your communKy, coll I (800J 677-5515. pond. O POINTS OF LIGHT .OUMOATION Please give blood

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College students enjoy summer learning 'Anti-gay' Universities offer special programs for everyone ROTC bill by Karen Neustadt College Press Service segment slated for Aug. 1-7. "have a familiarity with objectiv- passes in Many campuses offer "total ism." U.S. colleges axe preparing for immersion" in a field of study for Earthwatch offers summer an onslaught of summer scholars several weeks at summer insti- trips for volunteer participants Senate who will converge on campuses tutes and seminars. who may find themselves strap- to attend institutes, take sem- For example, New York Uni- ping on backpacks and searching staff and wire reports inars or take off for parts un- versity's Summer Institute in for moose skeletons, embarking known for the pleasure of learn- Public Relations is scheduled for on archaeological digs or track- June 7-20. The program for re- ing wildlife. COLUMBUS - A bill that ing. would enable ROTC units to Whatever the passion - to cent college graduates and col- Teams of students are guided lege seniors is an intense, two- by university professors, offi- remain at state-supported track wolves in the wild, climb colleges and universities is the ruins of ancient Greece, week study in communications. cers with the American Wildlife Students hear discussions by Federation, or other experts for anti-gay, an Ohio State Uni- study computers or debate Ayn versity student group said. Rand - most likely, there is a public relations professionals two-week jaunts that are spon- and professors while combining sored by organizations such as The bill's author, Sen. summer class doing just that. Eugene Watts, R-Galloway, classroom study with real as- National Geographic. For example, more than 300 said the measure provides students gather at Cornell Uni- signments and trips to major media offices. Southern Connecticut State an opportunity for students versity's Ithaca, N.Y., campus, and helps protect national which has one of the largest For more philosophic tastes, University, known for their ex- the Institute for Objectivist Stud- tensive study abroad programs, security. summer programs of its kind in The bill passed the state ies, an institute founded on the also offers on-campus intensive the U.S., to soak up culture and Senate 27-4. get away from it all. ideas of writer Ayn Rand, is pre- summer institutes covering sub- jects from storytelling to Vir- The measure would pre- Cornell invites inquiring minds senting the third annual summer vent ROTC units from be- seminar titled "Logic and Philos- ginia Woolf to human sexuality. to study with "Cornell's best ing ousted without an order professors" and to explore eve- ophy of Science" on the campus The institutes begin in late May of Hobart and William Colleges and continue through August. from the Defense Depart- rything from "'50s culture" to ment. "James Joyce" to the "U.S.S.R.: in upstate New York, July 25 - From Khrushchev to the Com- Aug.l. For aspiring law students, the Federal law bars homo- monwealth" and dozens of other Students are encouraged to pre-law LawCamp programs at sexuals or bisexuals from courses. hear lectures, ask questions and Loyola Marymount University in ROTC. But Ohio State and While on campus, students can enjoy debate with guest profes- California (June 28-July 11) and other schools have non- roam freely and are allowed ac- sors. Designed for graduate stu- Georgetown University in Wash- discrimination policies. cess to almost all facilities free dents and advanced undergradu- ington, D.C. (July 26-Aug. 8) will Gay students at Ohio of charge. All non-credit courses ates in philosophy, history and prepare them to decide if a ca- College Prew Service/R J. Harrlloa State said the ROTC policy last one week, and begin the the natural and social sciences, reer in law is worth the energy Casper Johnson draws a section at an archaeological dig. should be changed or the week of July 5-11, with the last seminar officials ask that guests and money. unit should be barred. "Sen. Watts wont say publicly this bill is anti-gay, TKE Visibility encouraged, but CIA but it clearly is," said Marc Conte, president of the Continued from page one. Bisexual, Gay and Lesbian Normally, fraternities must John Paulson, a national direc- urged to keep 'mystique' image Alliance at Ohio State. receive approval from Inter- tor of chapter revitalization for Tau Kappa Epsilon, joined 13 "We know he has taken fraternity Council to be brought by Ruth Sinai man Peter Earnest said that some "Tekes" at the University in 1982 The Associated Press tities for reasons of national se- anti-gay stances in the past. to campus. However, Wayne Col- curity, said an agency spokes- things popularized by movies or vin, director of Greek Life, said to help reconstruct the chapter. We know that is the reason Upon his arrival the fraternity person. books "make you jump to a con- for this bill, but he keeps because Tau Kappa Epsilon was The task force recommended clusion that we engage in ruth- previously on campus and its was operating in a 14-person or- WASHINGTON - The CIA denying it." ganizational frame. Yet, the min- should maintain its "mystique" that whatever action is taken, the less, immoral activities. That Watts, who teaches histo- national chapter temporarily CIA should "be consistent; be we'd like to dispel." closed it down, the University imum number of members that a of risk and adventure but try to ry at Ohio State, was quoted fraternity needed at this time, in disabuse Americans of any no- excellent; be credible; person- in the Akron Beacon Jour- and the nationals had agreed to alize the agency; preserve the At the same time, he said, the allow the fraternity to return order to be recognized on cam- tion that its agents are ruthless nal as saying: "I don't want pus, was 35 members. or immoral, says a newly declas- mystique." agency wants to promote the fact to be In a foxhole next to a "when the climate was right." At the same time, it said, many that CIA activity "can involve But IFC President Jeff Meh- Paulson stayed for five weeks, sified internal report on open- flirt" after a similar clause during which time he recruited ness at the spy agency. Americans "still operate with a adventure, living and traveling was added to the 1991 bud- rige said, "A fraternity cannot romanticized or erroneous view abroad, perhaps some risk." exist on campus without approv- juniors and seniors who had pre- The report, made available on get bill. viously been a part of the greek request Thursday, essentially of intelligence from the movies, Watts said gay groups are al from IFC" TV, books and newspapers. The "mystique," said Earnest, IFC will review Tau Kappa Ep- system. concluded that the CIA was trying to undermine the Numbers dropped due to two already open enough on substan- These views often damage our stems from this view of CIA ac- military by forcing ROTC silon's case at its meeting Mon- reputation and make it harder for tivity as well as from the fact day. Mehrige said he has no other splits In the house occurring be- tive matters but needed to make units off campuses. tween 1978 and 1982. The first itself and its ways of operating us to fulfill our mission." that the agency is a repository of comment until then. Asked to explain, CIA spokes- secrets. An interest group headed by split involved members leaving "more visible and understanda- Rich Magold, president of the when three or four members ble." CIA Director Robert Gates University chapter, contacted were brought in that some of the concurred with that view and ap- Tau Kappa Epsilon nationals members did not like. The second proved most of the recom- mendations of the task force that Congratulations to the 1992 about recolonizing. split was a result of members be- "There are two prime re- ing removed for disciplinary prepared the report. Spring Award Recipients It noted that the agency would quirements that interest groups problems. must meet," Trabold said. "First, During this time the fraternity likely be called upon increas- Interfraternity Council Awards 20 men must be interested. They was placed on probation because ingly to spell out its role now that [the chapter] are above that it could not fill the house. The the Soviet Union is no more, and Clayton C. Kohl Fraternity Scholarship Award Sigma Alpha Epsilon suggested it should do more to number. The second requirement chapter was given until Feb. 15, Alpha Tau Omega 1985 (after rush) to make quota, explain its mission to the public. Interfraternity Membership Development Award is that we must receive a letter The recommendations were Scholarship Award Phi Beta Sigma from the school saying it's OK" and failed to do so, thus losing on- based on interviews with senior Dean's Scholarship Award Alpha Tau Omega "Interfraternity Council has to campus housing. officials in Congress, the news Phi Sigma Kappa and vote on Monday after we give a As early as 1979, the Tekes Hollis A. Moore Community Service Award media and the academic and Lambda Chi Alpha presentation to the council," Ma- were having problems with har- assment charges. business worlds. Outstanding Membership Development Award Sigma Phi Epsilon gold said. "We have to go through Gates outlined the gist of the the formalities. Until then we are Daniel Scipione pledged Tau Benjamin Feinstcin AXA Kappa Epsilon as a freshman. He report in a Feb. 21 speech in Ok- Steven R. Hanna & Kevin L. Ross Memorial Award not officially recognized." lahoma. But he authorized de- Joseph M. Firment " New Member of the Year" Award Bob Lewis I' X After the fraternity lost hous- was put on probation and ended classification of most of it only Anthony Corsiglia "Greek Sportsman of the Year" Award Thomas Ryan £*E ing in 1985 due to Insufficient up de-pledging, although he did not move out of the Teke house. last week, following criticism Mitch Weltzman Memorial Award Jerry E. Fork KI membership, Phi Gamma Delta about the incongruity of having a According to a 1979 letter in Order of Omega Award William B. Dodero IX fraternity was given the house, secret report about openness. The BG News his robe was filled and Eric Giesecke KX where it still resides. The names of agency officials This Is not the first time the with shaving cream, tomatoes Darrin Broadway ZBT mentioned in the report were Presidents's Award fraternity has attempted to re- were put in his shoes and his blacked out to protect their iden- Outstanding Greek Man Award Jeffrey R. Merhlge ZBT construct the University chapter. clothes were covered in perfume. Dorothy "Mom" Buettner Outstanding House Director Award Denlse Messer AXA and Wendy Suter T*B Panhellenic Council Awards JOHN NEWLOVE REAL ESTATE Highest Total Chapter Award Delta Gamma Highest Big/Little Sister Average Award Polly Pankratz and SUMMER & FALL RENTALS Danielle Furlong ASA LARGE ASSORTMENT OF Highest New Member Class Average Award Alpha XI Delta HOUSES, DUPLEXES, & APARTMENTS Highest Active Chapter Average Award Delta Gamma Chapter Improvement Award Delta Sigma Theta Alpha XI Delta over 500 units with SUPER locations Outstanding New Member Class Florence Currier Award Robin Montri KKr 9 and 12 Month Leases Available Jackie Gribbons Award Terry Kringen AEA Carolyn Wood Award Joan Ashcraft AXO STOP IN TO 319 E. WOOSTER FOR A BROCHURE OF COMPLETE Outstanding Greek Woman Karen Ravas nB« DETAILS AND SPEAK WrTH OUR FRIENDLY STAFF. Outstanding New Member Holly Vldourek AEA JOHN NEWLOVE REAL ESTATE 319 E. 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VP speaks to Cleveland conference Election in South Quayle says technology is key in future success Africa could give by Rich Harris and we have one. Our mission is boro, who was on his way to The Associated Press simple, to speed up the process to work. bring new concepts and new Roseboro said Quayle wanted technologies to the market," he to know what concerns his cus- power to blacks CLEVELAND -- Vice President said. tomers. Dap Quayle said Thursday that The NTI, launched by the Bush CAPE TOWN, South Africa South Africa's black majority the nation's future lies in its abil- administration in 1990, aims to "I said the problem was still (AP) - President F.W. de voting rights for the first ity to excel in the laboratory, in turn research successes into with the economy and jobs. Klerk proposed today to hold time and virtually guarantee the classroom and the market- commercial successes. Although That's the most dissatisfaction," elections for an interim popular black leaders such as place. such high-tech items as video- Roseboro said. government that would clear Nelson Mandela a position in "If we want to plant an Ameri- cassette recorders and color tel- the way for South Africa's the Executive Council and can flag on Mars, if we want to evisions were perfected in the Quayle said he took the train first black head of state. thus the presidency. keep our pre-eminence in space United States, most manufactur- because last time he was in town, The African National Con- und technology, we must start by ing of those products is now done his motorcade caused a traffic gress, the main black move- De Klerk's speech provided doing a better job in the schools," overseas. jam. ment, did not immediately the most details yet on how he Quayle told the opening session Before speaking at the confer- comment on the plan. Any hopes to move from white of'a National Technology Initia- ence, Quayle rode a Regional After the speech, Quayle transitional arrangement domination to political power- tive conference in Cleveland. Transit Authority train into toured the Great Lakes Manufac- The BG Ncwi/nir photo would require agreement sharing with the black "We need an aggressive strat- downtown, chatting along the luring Center on the campus of Qliayle from opposition groups. majority. egy of technology development. way with barber Sandy Rose- Cuyahoga Community College. In a speech to Parliament, de Klerk said each political He did not say how soon an party would be able to nomi- Interim government could be nate one presidential candi- installed or how long it would Mexican town fears further explosions date for a multi-racial elec- remain in place. In the past, tion. The three to five people he has said such an arrange- by Eloy Aguilar receiving the most votes ment could last for years. the Associated Press torney general's office said in- circumstances that produced it." Officials said the explosions would form an Executive There was no immediate vestigators were checking At a makeshift morgue at a might have been caused by either Council. comment from Mandela's equipment at the La Central coo- sports stadium, relatives wailed an industrial chemical used by a The leader of the council African National Congress, GUADALAJARA. Mexico -- king-oil plant and others that use as they looked at a list of names cooking-oil company or by a would be the president, and the largest black movement. - Fearing more explosions, au- explosive hexane gas. They were of the dead identified so far. gasoline spill into the sewer the post would rotate every A phone call to an ANC thorities Thursday evacuated a also checking Pemex installa- Every few minutes, an announ- system. The state oil monopoly six months, de Klerk said. spokeswoman was not re- neighborhood near a working- tions, he said. cement blared from a speaker, Pemex denied any responsibility De Klerk's plan would give turned. class district wrecked a day ear- About a half-mile from a telling the bereaved that the for the blasts, as did the cooking- lier by sewer-line blasts that Pemex storage facility in the government would pay for the oil company La Central. killed as many as 202 people and city, workers and safety officials funerals. On Thursday, Guadalajara injured over 1,300. Moving Thursday afternoon found an Residents demanded to know Mayor Enrique Dau Flores THE Crossword by Melvin Kenworthy quickly to control political dam- underground pool of gasoline by why the government had failed to ordered the evacuation of about age, President Carlos Salinas de ;i I'cmcx pipeline. act promptly on reports of the for square blocks in the Alamo Gortari gave his attorney general ACROSS 1 I ) 6 i I 9 11 1? U Workers with copies of the fumes, and what had caused the district of the city, south of the 1 Eden name ' 72.hours to determine who was at layout of sewers and pipes in the buildup of volatile gas in the blast area, after residents said 5 Motif '1 fault for Mexico's deadliest ex- area said the leaky pipe appeared sewer system. 10 Alcoll heroine " " they smelled fumes. The area is 14 Ballet wear II plosion since 1984. The state not to be connected to the sewers "If authorities knew about this surrounded by about 40 factor- " " 15 Group of six ;o 1H governor blamed three city offi- where the blasts occurred. why didn't they tell us?" asked ies, including a Pemex plant. 16 Bacchanal cry cials for taking no action on resi- Jalisco state health minister Ramon Guerra, 22, who had 17 Cralls' :■> partner " i' complaints of leaking gas. l'ulemon Rodriguez said half helped pull the bodies of his sis- Firefighters removed manhole ■!P " 31 18 Atr. mammal P The national oil company those killed in Wednesday's acci- ter and his 6-year-old nephew covers to disperse any gas in the for short H t I'emex continued to deny blame dent were children. Gov. Guil- from the ruins of their home. sewers and a Pemex truck 19 Woman in law 1 P ' 20 Suit — j. 1 43 Nuances Manufacturers' first response 44 Succeeding 45 Undivided 6 Interjection ANSWERS Isl to rising demand usually is to ask 47 New England 7 Way out existing employees to work over- capital 8 "— born free" time. Factories normally expand 49 NYC district 9 Esaudeacen- *man & Mindy ON SUNDAY APRIL 26 AT 5:00PM IN THE Frirlf Mark & Elizabeth EDUCATION BUILDING RM. 115. Tom Woody & Tiki Woman Snooky & Snookette SIGN UPS WILL TAKE PLACE AFTER THE PRESENTATION FOR INTERVIEWS ON MON-APRIL 27 iji Island 92 TUES-APRIL 28 OPPORTUNITIES NOW FOR A GREAT JOB THIS with Yesterday's Jester FALL OR SUMMER ~r Sports page nine Friday, April 24,1992 The BG News BG searches for winning recipe against Chippewas

*** by Aaron Doricsen Central Michigan coach Dean sports writer Kreiner is no stranger to winning baseball compiling a 278-130-7 MAC Baseball Notes: With a post season conference record over seven years at CMU, including five MAC champion- ♦Daren Stiles is the only Fal- tournament berth out of reach con among the MAC'S top 15 bat- coach Danny Schmitz has set his ships in the last seven years. The Chippewas are led by ting leaders. The senior cat- sights on his team finishing out cher/third baseman is 12th In the the season working hard and freshman outfielder Kevin conference with a 360 batting playing the role of spoiler. Young who is hitting .390, fifth in The Falcons (8-25, 2-15) are in the MAC, and speedy second average on 32 hits in 89 at bats. He is also among the top 10 In Mt. Pleasant, Mich., today to baseman Darin Dreasky a first RBI'swith20. battle second place Central Mich- team All-MAC performer last ♦Two BG pitchers are among igan who is looking to keep pace year. with Mid-American Conference In the last years series CMU the conference leaders in earned took three of four games from run average. Derek Common leader Kent State. (3.21) is 10th while teammate Central Michigan (18-17, 14-6) the Falcons at Warren Stellar Greg Sharp (3.86) ranks 13th.. has extra incentive to win the Field. regular season title because the The difficult season has taken ♦Bowling Green ranks last In the MAC in team batting average top seed earns the right to host a toll on Schmitz who had hoped (.250), slugging percentage the four team Mid- American for more from his club but he (.321), stolen bases (24) and op- Conference tournament which promises the team will not quit. determines the NCAA College "We have 20 games left and we ponents team batting (.301). want to finish strong and send ♦Kent senior catcher/third World Series repersentative. baseman Mike Gulan is catching Schmitz said he is a little sur- the seniors out on a positive the eyes of scouts wherever the prised that CMU has joined the note," Schmitz said. "I'm a big Golden Flashes travel by domi- race for the regular season title believer that if you work hard nating opposing pitchers. Gulan after they finished 16-16 in the and keep trying, good things will leads the MAC in batting average conference last year and started come," he said. "I think we can play with (.451), hits (51), RBI's (45), runs slowly this season. scored (37) and he is tied for first "They started slow but re- anyone but we just haven't been in home runs (10) and triples (4). cently they have been playing able to put the three ingredients needed to win together in the Besides being watched by pro some outstanding baseball," scouts,Gulan is also a^candidate Schmitz said. "It will definitely same game." for the USA Olympic baseball be a tough chore to go up there Pitching, offense and defense are the ingredients Schmitz re- team which will play in Barce- and win but we will give it our lona, Spain, this summer. best." ferred to. Daugherty nets 40 in win double-team me, although they did a little bit later The BG Ntwi/Jay Murdock by Chuck Melvln The Associated Press on." The men's track team will have to get by without thrower Eric Glngras, out with a bad back. He has The Cavaliers, who haven't won a playoff series the team's longest throw this year year In the javelin with a toss of 217-3. The men s and women s since 1976, won it at the free-throw line, where teams will send atletes this weekend to the Drake Relays, Penn Relays and Hlllsdale Relays. RJCHFIELD, Ohio (AP) No need to double-team they outscored the Nets 39-15 in the game and 21-6 Brad Daugherty, the New Jersey Nets figured, be- in the fourth quarter. Cleveland made all 21 of its Briefly cause he's no bigger than they are. fourth-quarter free throws. Bad idea. "I think we definitely have to change our defen- Daugherty set a Cleveland playoff record with sive scheme," New Jersey's Sam Bowie said. ♦ While the women's team The team hosts Miami Friday on Saturday. "Brad had 40 points, and I think 26 of them came afternoon at 3 p.m. and Ball State 40 points and missed a triple-double by just one as- searches for their first MAC vic- sist Thursday night as the Cavaliers beat the Nets when he was down low with a mismatch on a smal- tory against Miami and Ball at noon on Saturday. Both teams in addition to acheiving team victories are 120-113 in the opening game of the NBA playoffs. ler player." State, the men look to extend The men, 3-0 in the MAC, have Cleveland orchestrated the mismatches by using looking to earn individual victor- It's the first time in eight playoff appearances their unbeaten streak against the outscored their three MAC oppo- one of basketball's oldest plays, the pick-and-roll. ies to boost their all-important that the Cavaliers have won their opening game. Redskins and the Cardinals. nents (Eastern, Western, and Daugherty would move to the high post, set a pick Toledo) 21 to 6. The team is look- MAC Tourney rankings. New Jersey, which split the regular-season series The women, 10-9 and 0-3 in the with Cleveland 2-2, hasn't won in Richfield since for Mark Price, then peel off as the Nets' big men MAC, have been close in the ing to become the first team switched to cover Price. since 1979 to go 4-0 in the confer- ♦ The Sportscene dynamic duo 1986. prior matches. Not counting the Daugherty had 16 rebounds and nine assists, just "I'm sure they'll do more trapping in the next Western Michigan shutout (9-0), ence. of Erik Pupillo and Craig Lam- mers will be discussing the NFL missing Cleveland's first playoff triple-double. game, and they might double down on Brad more," the women have lost by a total of The team plays at Miami Fri- draft on Sunday's program at 8 "I was just taking whatever was coming out of Price said. "I'm sure they'll make adjustments." four points to Eastern and day afternoon and at Ball State Price scored 35 points for Cleveland, 24 of them p.m.onWBGU. our offense," Daugherty said. "They match up well Toledo. with us, so there wasn't much need for them to in the first half. cmmc IB@ (DcB^n 352-0077 STOPPER* Tlii* Summer in our Air Don't miss... Conditioned Apis. Swimming BGSU BANDS Pool, and on onr Convenient IN CONCERT B/ifzen Campus Shuttle! THE SYMPHONIC BAND WiniIirop Terrace Friday, April 24,1992 - 8:00pm Mark S. 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Friday, April 24, 1992 The BG News page eleven— 1 Hull lifts Blues in double OT Scoreboard by Ken Rappoport Associated Press lead in their series. Stanley Cup Playoff Glance tuctuamuiMwet Randy Carlyle, Pat Elynuik, Thursday, April 23 Luclen Deblois and Thomas fjsftjrfn After 10 shots, Brett Hull took Steen scored for the Jets, who Com. Ai his best one. finished IS points behind the Kent 13 5 26 I New Jersey 3, N.Y. Rangers 1, Central MttNoan 14 6 20 17 J "Right now, it's the biggest front-running Canucks during New Jersey leads series 2-1 goal of my career," Hull said Miami 12 1 K II * the regular season. Pittsburgh 6, Washington 4, Onto 11 7 21 13 after his slap shot at 3:33 of the West Michigan 8 I II 17 «J r Only solid work by Canucks Washington leads series 2-1 second overtime Wednesday Ball Sen 7 7 16 19 * goalie Kirk McLean, who made Hartford 5, Montreal 2, Eastern Michigan 6 11 14 21 night gave the St. Louis Blues a 33 saves, kept the score respect- T«edo 4 11 11 19 . Montreal leads series 2-1 Bowling Green 2 15 I 23 5-4 victory over the Chicago able. Boston 3, Buffalo 2, Boston Blackhawks. Montreal is at Hartford with a 2-0 1:15 into overtime capped a Robert Kron and Jim Sandlak leads series 2-1 Teat* ml Jatereev's Gamai "It's the first time I've ever lead and Boston is at Buffalo with three-goal rally, lifting Detroit scored for Vancouver in the third done something like this," said the series tied 1-1. In the Patrick, over Minnesota and giving the Bowling Green at Central Michigan (DH) period after the Jets had built a Kent at Bail Sun (DH) Hull, who led the NHL with 70 the New York Rangers play at 4-0 lead to break a shutout bid by Ohio al Western Michigan (DH) goals this season but has general- New Jersey with the series tied Red Wings a realistic chance to Rick Tabaracci, who blocked 24 Pro Toledo at Eastern Michigan (OH) .♦ ly been ineffective in playoff 1-1 and Washington, at Pins- advance in the NHL playoffs. shots. MAC SOFTBALL STANDINGS games in the past. burgh, holds a 2-0 lead. Detroit can pull even by win- I Lssges Imlal SUM not It was Hull's 11th shot of the ning Game 4 Friday night at Met At at As* H game. Five of those came in the As of April 22 Center. The victory was crucial; Oilers 4, Kings 3 Cort. A> overtime periods. Norris Division Toledo 14 3 25 19 only two teams have rebounded AMERICAN LEAGUE "Great players make great Blues 5, Blackhawks 4 (2 OT) from three-game deficits. Kent 10 5 16 12 Bernie Nicholls scored his sec- Central Michigan 11 6 25 12 East plays," Blues coach Brian Sutter Bowling Green 9 7 25 13 ond power-play goal of the game W L Pet Miami t 7 21 17 said. "With Hully.'you just come Hull took a drop pass from Bob Ray Sheppard's power-play Toronto with 7:23 remaining to lift the 12 4 .750 Eastern Michigan 5 9 16 17 to expect it." Bassen in the slot and ripped a New Yo* 9 5 643 goal with 3:32 left in regulation Oilers over the Kings, giving 2 Ohio 4 9 13 15 Baltimore The victory gave the Blues a 20-footer between Dominik a 5 615 25 Ball Stale 4 10 12 21 sent the game into overtime and Edmonton a 2-1 lead in the series. Boston 6 600 4 6 Wesl Michigan 4 14 10 24 ■ • 2-1 victory over the Blackhawks Hasek's pads for his second goal backup goalie Vince Riendeau Milwaukee S 7 .417 3 in their first-round Norris Divi- Cleveland 10 .375 65 of the playoffs. stopped all 11 shots he faced for Nicholls, a former King, set an Teday mt Satentay's Game! '« sion series. In another Norris Di- Bassen also had an open shot, the Red Wings, who finally beat a Detroit 11 .267 75 Oiler club record with his fourth Bowling Green at Bali Stale (OH) * vision playoff game Wednesday but there was no doubt in his Minnesota team that finished 28 power-play goal of the series Will night, Detroit beat Minnesota 5-4 Oakland 11 s 688 mind where the puck should go. points behind them in the regu- when he beat Kelly Hrudey on in overtime as the Red Wings "Hully and I were both there Chicago • 5 .615 15 lar-season standings. his second attempt after fanning Texas 9 6 .600 1.5 NBA Playoff Glance won for the first time in the se- and I thought I'd let him shoot on the first. Calltoma 9 7 .533 2.5 Day-By-Day ries following two losses at home. it," Bassen said. "He's the man." Seattle 7 i .467 3 5 Minnesota 5 6 .365 4.5 By The Associated Press Smythe Division Joe Murphy had tied the game Kansas City 1 12 .077 8 5 All Times EDT Meanwhile, Winnipeg defeated Blackhawks coach Mike Jets 4, Canucks 2 3-3 early in the third period as Thursday, April 23 Vancouver 4-2 and Edmonton Keenan said his team was out of the Oilers went 3 for 7 on the Tserseay's Games trimmed Los Angeles 4-3 in position on the game-winner. The Jets built a four-goal lead power play. Dave Manson and Cleveland 120, New Jersey 113 Smythe Division play. Red Wings 5, North Stars 4 (OT) and threw a defensive blanket Petr Klima each hit goalposts as Milwaukee 3. Boston 2 Boston 124, Indiana 113 over Vancouver as they beat the Edmonton pressed for the winner Seattle 3, Minnesota 2 Today, the playoffs continue Toronto 13. Cleveland 8 LA Lakers at Portland, 10:30 with four games. In the Adams, Yves Racine's unassisted goal favored Canucks to take a 2-1 before Nicholls scored. Baltimore at Kansas City. 8:35 p.m. Seattle at Golden State, 10:30 Detroit at Texas. 8:35 p.m. Friday, April 24 Tees. Miami at Chicago, 8 Baltimore at New Yore. 7:30 p.m. Detroit at New York, 8 Gruber leads Jays past Indians Texas at Boston, 7:35 p.m. LA Clippers at Utah, 10:30 Kansas City at Toronto. 7:35 p.m. San Antonio at Phoenix, 10:30 Milwaukee at Cleveland. 7:35 p.m. TORONTO (AP) - Kelly Gruber Cleveland last Sept. 9. He got his Gruber's two-run homer started beat Zane Smith (3-1). Smith al- Chicago al Detroit 735 p.m. lowed all six runs, three of them Oakland at Minnesota. 8:05 p.m. CAVS120, NETS 113 homered twice, doubled and second win in as many starts, de- the fourth. Candy Maldonado, in Seattle at California. 1035 p.m. drove in four runs, leading a spite surrendering eight runs a l-for-26 slump, and Pat Borders earned in 51-3 innings. Coleman 9-13 3-5 21, Morris 15-attack that carried the Tor- and 13 hits in 6 2-3 innings. each singled with one out and John Wetteland came on in the NATIONAL LEAGUE 9-20 0-0 18, Bowie 6-14 4-5 16, onto Blue Jays past the Cleveland The Indians chased Stottle- White and Roberto Alomar hit ninth to post his third save. Eut Petrovic 17-31 6-6 40, Blay- Indians 13-8 Thursday night. myre with seven singles in the RBI singles with two outs. Three errors allowed the Pi Its Duron 12 2 657 lock 4-16 0-0 8, Mills 2-4 2-3 6, Gruber, who had gone eight seventh, including a two-run hit Toronto added three more runs Expos to score two runs in the New York 8 7 .533 4.5 Dudley 1-2 0-02, George l-5\ first. Cnicago 6 7 .462 5.5 0-0 2. Totals 49-10515-19113. games without an extra-base hit, by Belle, making it 13-8. in the third. A walk to Winfield, SI Louis 6 I 429 ( enjoyed the seventh two-homer Cleveland scored three times Gruber's double and a one-out Marquis Grissom led off with a Montreal 9 400 65 CLEVELAND (120) game of his major-league career. in the first inning. Alex Cole single by Maldonado scored one double and continued to third Philadelphia 10 333 7 Nance 4-8 0-2 8, Sanders 0-2. Devon White and Joe Carter, who broke an 0-for-20 slump with a run. Gruber scored on Borders' when Cecil Espy bobbled the ball. 0-0 0, Daugherty 12-22 16-17.* extended his hitting streak to 16 one-out double, Carlos Baerga hit sacrifice fly and Manuel Lee hit Houston 8 6 .571 40, Kerr 1-7 0-0 2, Price 11-19 Owen then hit a ball to third San Francisco 8 6 .571 8-8 35, Ehlo 2-7 0-0 4, Williams games, also contributed two-run an RBI single and Belle homered. an RBI single. San Diego 9 7 .563 i homers. • •• baseman Steve Buechele, who Cincinnati 7 8 .467 1.5 6-9 7-9 19, Battle 2-7 8-9 Albert Belle drove in four runs Dave Otto (1-2) saw the lead threw home. Grissom knocked Los Angeles 7 8 .467 1.5 12Totals 38-81 39-45 120. Atlanta 6 10 375 3 with his third homer and a single wiped out in a hurry. The Blue MONTREAL (AP) - Spike Owen the ball out of catcher Mike La- 3-Point goals: New Jersey for Cleveland, which trailed 13-4 Jays scored four times in the drove home two runs as the Mon- Valliere's hands to score on the Tkimday'i Games 0-10 (Coleman 0-1, Blaylock/i after five innings. second inning and roughed up treal Expos took advantage of play. 0-2, Morris 0-3, Petrovic 0-4),S A shaky Todd Stottlemyre (2-1) Eric Bell and Brad Arnsberg for five Pittsburgh errors to beat the New York I.St Louis 0 Cleveland 5-14 (Price 5-ll.K, was the beneficiary of the Blue nine runs in the next three in- Pirates 6-3 Thursday. Calderon doubled, went to Philadelphia 8. Chicago 2 Daugherty 0-1, Kerr 0-1, Ehlo } Jays' best offensive showing nings. Mark Gardner (2-1) allowed third on a groundout and scored Montreal 6. Pittsburgh 3 0-1). Fouled out: None. • since they scored 13 runs in A single by Dave Winfield and seven hits over 8 1-3 innings to on Tim Wallach's sacrifice fly. Classified

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- - Fall "92 signup for Women's Self-Esteem LOST & FOUND ' Greek Week • Greek Week ' • AXO • AXO AXO AXO • AXO • CAMPUS & CITY EVENTS Support Group. Tuesdays, 7-830 p.m. or The Greek Week '92 Steering Committee ALPHA CHI OMEGA'S ALPHA SIGMA PM . Wednesdays. ' 30 3 00 Meet new people, in- would like to thank all BGSU Greeks tor par- Run For A Change Ot Almoephere Athlete ol the Week Walt Kwialkowski > crease self-awareness, reduce stress! Musi ticipating in this year's eventel! Beta 500 Brother ol the Week Mark Struhar Found: Umbrella in MairvSoence call Sheila or Ellen at 372-2130 to Pre- BG. Greeks are AWESOME! Beta 500 Office- of the Week Joe Bazan Call to describe. 2-6597 Register. •"We Speak Greeklll"' Beta 500 Pledges ol the Week Pledge Oast SYMPHONIC BAND CONCERT Beta 500 ALPHA SIGMA PH GET YOUR CAR WASHEO • AXO • AXO" AXO • AXO' AXO- at MKl-Am Bank (Woosler A Mercer Sts ) Fn.4/24 on Sun . Apnl 261'om 12-3 p.m. • KD-Kappa Delia-KD' 8 00PM KoOacker Hall SERVICES OFFERED Vikkl Cemy I Jerome Cahill Donations go to Alpha X •" Beta Congratulations on your Engagement! International Business Association Doug. Tone, Seth. Doug FREE Although times will be tough ahead, you both- Alpha Gamma Delta' Beta Theta Pi We love our coaches! Horse Back Riding t Hay Ridos are wonderful people and truly deserve Vie Betas, You're the bes|i Is someone else's use of alcohol or other drugs 313-85&3973 best. You will have a wonderful life together Thanks for the great tea on Thursday I Varoom Varoom • • FRIENDS OF THE DEAF • • causing problems in your life? Learn to cope! and I am very happy tor both of you. Join Fall '92 Concerned Persons Support You guys are foe basil Mrcheie. Shall. Jen. Tans, Christen PAINTING PARTYl Last infant/Toddler Daycare. My BG home. 7-6 Love, Kristy Outcalt Group Tuesdays 5-6:30 p.m Call 372-2130 See you at the finish Kiel chance to get involved w/FRIENDS m/f. Beg. May 11th. $2.S0/hr. Meals A snacks ■ KD-Kappa Delia-KD ■ lor more info. Love- ttiis semester i Dress to paint and ealM provided. Maria 352-4901. The Alpha Gams 9PM 406 ED April 26 Order of Omega A2D- Alpha XI Delia 'AZD LSAT ■ GRE • GMAT ■ MCAT Good Luck Beta Teamlll •' FRIENDS OF THE DEAF ■' Sunday, Apnl 26rh —PWMU — Test preparation classes forming nowl Shelli Sanderson. Tara Moynihan. General meeDng followed by Congratulations toKaren Black on becoming Call Stanley H. Kaplan Educational Alpha Gamma Delta Jen Ca/michael. Michelle Krohn, - COME SLEEP WITH USI Spring community service project Center for details 5363701 Faculty Liason Cabinet Chair for USGI Good luck lo our team: Christine Bamaibyl Circle K presents Homeless Awareness Night 3:00 pm at the SAE house. — PHI HO — Lastmeelingtll Melanie, Heather, Alicia, Push your way to viccryl Go Alpha Xill TONIGHT. 5pm ■ 9am Pregnant? and Heather (Me rider) Union Oval 1 Wo can help FREE PREGNANCY TESTS Lei's do 11 again Experience what it mighi be SUPPORT EQUAL HUMAN RIGHTS Info, and support - BG Pregnancy Center Run fast and don't give upl like to be homeless. — PMMU — Attend DSA's Friday Rally to protest Your sisters know you can do it! Bill Thompson. Advisor lor Reachout Call 354 HOPE Gel excited lor Beta $0011' ROTC's discrimination. If you cannot attend, Alpha Gamma Delta speaks at 9 pm. call Bob Arrowsmith and demand a change in — PHIMU — Cont. on page 12 the Student Code so that outside groups are no PSYCHIC FAIR Findlay Holiday Inn DELTA ZETA • PI KAPPA PHI • DELTA ZETA longer allowed to discnminate on campus. His Sun. April 26,11am -6pm phone* is 2-2'47 ■GREEK WEEK 'GREEK WEEK' The sisters of Delta Zeta wish to congratulate J2ad. $13 readings A BIG THANK YOU TO THE MEMBERS WBGU - FMa WFAL PRESENT Mdse. food, lectures. Giselle Monnin on her lavaliermg to Pi Kappa "Don't GET SCREWED' Of THE VARIETY SHOW COMMITTEE: (419)499-2310 Phi Brett Fulford Celebration For Education •DIANCE BLANKSCHAEN' HOWARDS /club H •MELISSA BARMAN- PI KAPPA PHI • DELTA ZETA ■ PI KAPPA Thursday April 30th Outside STUDY ABROAD IN AUSTRALIA ■JENNY SWIHART' PHI' the Student Services Budding. Information on semester, year, graduate, 352-9951 ■RENEE BOTT8' 210 N. Main -Live Bands 6 Speakers summer and Internship programs in Penh, ■GREEK WEEK • GREEK WEEK' Townsville. Sydney, and Melbourne. Programs start alS3520 Call 1 800 876-3696. Summer Storage Space Available Merle Perkins - Buckeye Self - Storage Near Campus. AGD•AGO AGD■AGD■AGO Please Call 352-1520 Get Psyched for Summer & Fall BETA & The Percolators BETA TIRED OF BEING OVERWEIGHT? Can't al BETA Fox Run Piedmont- lord to join expensive weight loos program? Let's win it againl AGO'AGD'AGD■AGD-AGD We have the answer' Send A SA.S envelope: Friday - Saturday April 24 - 25 Haven House Houses Diets, P.O. Box 762, Fremont, OH 43420. WANT TO IMPROVE YOUR GERMAN? 18-20 Welcome NATIVE SPEAKER AND TEACHER WILL AGD-AGO-AGO HELP YOU! PRICE NEGOTIABLE1 CALL One thought - Be la I $2.00 cover after 9:30 All rentals include full CORINNA352-16M. One team - Who is the best) One acton-VICTORY! 21 and Over use of Cherrywood Health Spa '< Go tor II: two years in a row' AGD-AGD-AGO 91.00 cover after 9:30 i PREFERRED PROPERTIES f PERSONALS HOURS: Office in Cherrywood Health Spa AGD - AGD - AGO - AGO - AGD Get exo ted tor Beta l Mon.-Sat.: Noon 'til 2:30 a.m. i 8th & High < " PHI MU " PHI MU - Let's all cheer our team to Victory »2' Congratulations to KHelen Ankney, Karen Go team I Alpha Gam f 111 Sunday: 2:00 p.m. til 2:30 a.m. Black, Dawn Strlbrny. and Michelle Soli on I 352-9378 I AGD•AGD- AGO -AGD- AGO their induction into the Order of Omega. • Mini-Pitchers Every Day * Classified Friday, April 24, 1992 page twelve The BG News

2 bdrm. A 4 bdrm house Located between Summer jobs available In your hometown. Into The Streets PI PHI" PI PHI Female loommate wanted for summer. campus and downtown Near counhoute Good Luck Beta Team: $72/mo ♦ utilities, pool, laundry. Call Kelly Works Corp is looking for hard working and Available this tummer. fall A spring. Call Cont. from page 11 Gardening at the Wood County Nursing Home. motivated students to manage their own sum- This Friday and Saturday at Noon. Laurie, Lisa, Knsten, Penny 3525258 823-5551. _^^__^____ PI PHI-PI PHI mer business. Earn up to $10,000. For more m- All are welcome! Female roommate needed for 92-93 school lormation.pleaie call 1-800-238-3254. 2 bdrm. furnished apartnent. Utilities included year. Own bedroom; cheap rent, close lo cam except electric Open summer A fail. SUMMER LIFEGUARD AND Beta Theta Pi - Sigma Kappa INTRAMURAL FORFEIT FEES: THIS SE- PROBLEM: linals slrossed broke hungry pus Call 352-9242. 2 bdrm. furnithed houto utilities Included ex- ANSWER UAO/PISANELLO'S FREE RAF- SWIMMING INSTRUCTOR POSITIONS. cepl electric Open lor summer. 669-3036. Nm.LitLCifla.BMky. MESTER FORFEIT FEES MUST BE PICKED Female roommates to share a house for Student Recreation Center Good luck with Beta 500. UP BY WEDNESDAY MAY 6, 1992 THE OF- FLE $150/month Your own room (furnithed); 2 bdrm . air cond.. ceiling fan, new appliances. Apnl 28 8 29, Union Foyer Applications avail, in SRC office Your coachai ara behind you all the way. FICE WILL BE OPEN FINALS WEEK FROM close to campus and downtown. Call Apply NOWI freshly pamied, new carpet A tile. Heat eV GoTeaml 1-00-5:00 pm. WINNERS OF T-SHIRTS 372-1718 For Info. Call 2-7477 duded in rent 353-7715. Low. MUST ALSO BE PICKED UP BY MAY 6. 1992 RECOVERY GROUP HELP1 Two graduating seniors need sub- 2 bedroom triplex. Tim. Stave. Paul. Joe Recovery's not eaayl Join a support group to Jim and Eroc IromHaiveat will be back at leasers lor summer. Whole apt. needs rented. Taking applications tor floor walkers & wait- Close to campus with parking, new carpet. Beta Theta Pi ■ Sigma Kappa make the struggle easier. Call Sheila or Ellen Tuxedo Junction piayingTuea., April 2$ Last 2 bedrooms. 1 1/2 bath, new carpet, air condi resses at Gamers. Musi be here lor the tum- Call 354-1780. chance this semester at 372-2130 tor more into. noningi ONLY $325 a month Contact Mary or mer. 893 S. Main. CARDS. BALLOONS. PAPERPLATES Kay Dee • Kay Dee Christie at 35? 1046 lor more info. Shop at OCCASIONS to. all your SigEp WE WANT YOUR OPINION! 2 bedroom apl. for tent across Irom campus The Sisters ol Kappa Delta would like to con- GRADUATION PARTY SUPPLIES Athlete ol the Week: Housemates wanted. Male, non-smoker Own The BG Newt It accepting applications for a Available mid-May. gratulate Vikki Corny on hef engagement to 181 S. Man, Downtown BG. Jon Ratmutten' 8 • Volleyball room. Summer/92-93. $150.00 plus util. survey conductor to obtain public opinion on Please call 352-3224 Jerome E Cahill Jr. ol Cleveland. Watch our upcoming display ad for more de- SigEp Lanoe 655-3084. various issues. This fall semester position pays taila Mini Storage Male roommate wanted for fO-fM school year. a modest salary Candidates should have a 2 BEDROOMS! Available tor Summer working knowledge ol statistics and sampling Chi-O Chi-O Chi-O Chi-0 SigEp Quiet location Rent negotiable. Call John at SOSCIoughSt. 3529378 techniques ApplicatJona may be obtained in Good Luck. Sigma Phi Eptiton ■ Jamaican Cruite 354-7024. 615 Second St. 210 West Hall Questions? Call Jeremy Stone 841 Eighth St. Jody. Dawn, Amy. Lora. A Krittl Saturday Apnl 25 Male subleaser Irom May till August • Close to Weber at 372-6968. 755Manvme We know you'll do great in Ja-Make-ln it any way we canll campus. $100 OOVmonin plus utilities - nego- With ad receive $200 oft 1 st montha rant. BETA 500"' SigEp liable Call 353-8903 Ask for Steve MUD VOLLEYBALL 1 ad per lease Chi-OChi-O Chi-O Chi-O April 25th » 26th. 1992 Needed FOR SALE R.E. Management at College Pant Sig Ep Sam Sez: LunaticFnngell 1 roommate for summer. Own spacious room. 113 Railroad St. ChiO Chi-O Clu-0 Chi-O Pizza by Campus Polly eyes Bale 231 Free washer & dryer, $100 monthly, i block 182-9302 The S stars ol Chi Omega are T-Shirts tor tale from campus. Call 352-1148, Gary or Jerry '87 VW Cabnolei (convertible) Super Psyched lor Beta 5001 WKXA/100.5 FM on Sunday Sig Kap • VIP's - Sig Kap VERY GOOD CONDITION 56.000 miles Come watch the tunll 4 bedroom house. 5th and Elm. Chi-O Chi-O Chi-O ChiO We love our VIP'tll Keop up the good work! loaded, new Puerelli liree - Nov. gi $6,300 $600 a month plus utilities Sponsored by: The Undergraduate Nice 1 bedroom for sublease We are behind you all the wayl call 372-6089 or 1-355-9308 Alumni Association $475.00 tor ENTIRE summer. Please call evenmgt. 874-5964. Chl-OChl-OChl-O MUD VOLLEYBALL Chril 354-1203. "GENESIS" The Staler, of Chi Omega are "GRATEFU- SIGMA CHI Four tickets on the field ol Cleveland Municipal 420 S. Mam Apt 13 LLY DEDICATED" lo Beta 500! Show your Stadium lor May 25th concert Call 352-4055. The Brothers of Sigma Chi would like to con- One lemale sublease! needed tor Fall '92 se- Room lor rent. Unfurnished. spirit this weekend' Nick Nurte (Mutant Fnend I). gratulate Dave Sharp* on hit recent tavalier- I want you to know that these last couple mester ONLY Close to campus' Call Janet at " LOFT " Newly redecorated. $165. Chl-OChl-OChl-O ing toJulle Pantinger months have been great' I took forward to 3525193 Single loll with guardrail. All utilities free. Available May HI. Only $40.00. Call now Sheila, 372-4795. Call 352-5620 many morel I hope you have a great Birthday. One female roommate for 'fU-fH Must be Congratulations and thanks tor your time and Love. Your Mutant Friend SIGMA KAPPA' BETA 500 energy- Lynn Rozzo. Jim Settle Margie Cor somewhat neat, organized and easy-going. PS. Kelly. Happy Birthday tool 81 Mustang, new rear brakes, exhaust Bett bin-Eddy. Stephanie Leanord, Lisa Rots. Must be able to study and have fun. Will look 1980 Honda Accord LX. Dependable and well Hey Sig Kept - Gel psyched tor Beta" i oiler. Call Jody 352-7804. Tracy Gray. Beth Seall. Bethany Wots. Lora lor our 2 bdrm. apl. together' Contact Mary at maintained. Great stereo system Asking Jackson. Mary Ellen and Committees 3724043. $li50.Cal'Leeat353-ll1l lor details. SIGMA KAPPA • BETA 500 824 Sixth St. Apt. (3 Phi Kappa Ptl' Delia Zeta' Phi Kappa Pal One to two lemale sublease™ needed for 1981 Subaru DL 4x4. very dependable, new 2 bedroom furnithed Delta Zeta * Delta Zeta HOLY PHI PSIFESTIII Summer. Furnished, negotiable rent. Call exhaust, little rust, great mileage, tunrool. FREE heal, water A sewer Sigma Phi Epallon Good Luck Jen, BMky. Mary S Shannoni CHRIS. CHAD. SCOTT, FRANK, TOOO. 352-1903. extras. AM'FM cat. w/ power BOOSTER. Available now $400. Call 352-5620 Bring home the BETA trophy I STEVE. Beta 231 Members: Scon Lucus. Alex Harns, Moving, to mutt tell under book price. ANO RANDY. Chnt Llenhan, Dave Snook, Don Bumbulucz, Responsible Non-smoking female roommate Delta Zeta does Beta. $l 100.00 (neg.) Charley 352 1556. Adjacent camput. Studio apt. lor 2 people. CAMP JIMMY BUFFET RETURNS TO B.G.. Adam Taylor. Brad Famsworth and Jeff Wil- wanted for Fall Semester. Call Loretla at Love, Room 102 (Beth, Gumball & Lanssa) 354-57gi. (Village Greon ApB ) 1991 Nashbar 40O0X Mountain Bike, ike new. Available May 15. 12 or 9 1/2 monih lease TENTS, CAMPFIRES AND PORTAGE ton. A blend of new and old, will result in the hardly ridden $275 or best offer. Call Bill al mm 5pm. 352-3406, after 5pm 352-4565. QUARRY BEST Beta 23 - Vision Ouettll Sublease lor Summer • own room, no util. DELTA ZETA • DE LTA ZETA 353-1114. YOU'LL SEE. Sigma Phi Epailon House on N. Enterprise. $270 lor whole sum- Carty Rantale Phone 353-0325 Lantta. Jen & Juke: AFTER BETA. THE FESTIVITIES WILL GO mer. Call John 352 6186 86Esc0f1 Houses for 3-6 students Get excited lor Camp Jimmy Bullet! I know we ON. Stereo radio cassette player Alto, tingle rooms, includes all unities. Stain" Subleater Irom May 10 to Aug. 17. Great will have a great nmel This year has been a WITH BAT RACES AND VOLLEYBALL excellent condition $1.900 All near campus - OHce 316 E Merry »3 blast - always remember IFODZ. buckets. Just waniod to say Happy 2tat and thankt for apartment: dose to campus, air conditioning. ON THE FRONT LAWN 352-2691 1 all ol the love we've shared Ihis year I vail balcony. Rent negotiable. Can 352-2334 American music, and hat parties Next year will AS THE EVENING PROGRESSES- be even better! never forget this year. I only hope our love will CATCH THAT SUMMER FEELING! TO THE QUARRY WELL GO, Subleaser wanted May • Aug. 10. 2 bdr. apl. Love, Beth flourish lor years lo come. Base guitar lor tale. $125. 2 Bedrooms own room. 4488 ♦ elec. entire summer Call THIS DAY PROMISES NOT TO DRAG OR Youralorever.Ted Call 354-3784 al GO SLOW Jody 352-7801 Enter your number alter the beep. Super Ratesl DELTA ZETA - INITIATION - DELTA ZETA THE PARROTHEADSWILL PARTY Subieasers needed for summer. Cheap. VERY R.E. MANAGEMENT SHANNON AND MOLLIE. ALL THRU THE NIGHT, SUMMER TOURS TO EUROPE, AUSTRALIA AND THE GREEK ISLANDS. 15-19 dayt. All Close lo campus Call 352-2921 113 Railroad St YOU TWO ARE THE BEST LITTLE'S ANO INSIDE THE TENTS. Double, suspended loft, sturdy, like new. 382-9302 ANYONE COULD EVER ASK FORI I'M SO YOUR DATES WONT BITEI expentei paid including meals $1395 $1798 Summer Subleater. semi-furnished, AC. $80 00. Call 372-3311. Call Connki Tours 1 800-950-1037ext. 12. Mention this ad and get additional savings on PROUD OF YOUl GEY PSYCHED FOR BUF- SATURDAY IS MARGARITVILLE, $iso mm Avail 5/1. Leave messago lor Beth your new summer leaael FET AND MOST IMPORTANTLY INITIA al 352-8425. THE ONLY PLACE TO BE, SUPPORT GROUP For Sale: 19 in. color TV. • $130. dorm trig. • TK3NI YOU MADE W LOOK FORWARD TO WHEN YOUR HAVING THE TIME OF YOUR DONT MISS THESE! II you have placed a baby lor adoption or are TWO SUMMER SUBLEASERS NEEDED. $50. bike rack - $35 and Conn trumpet - $140. GREAT TIME WITH DELTA ZETAI LIFE. 825 Third St. considering doing to join ut Monday nights at Call Chris 352-9616 ILOVEYOUBOTHLOTSI WITH A DEE ZEEIII 315 N Main 7pm. Call 354-4673 lor location. Great house dose to campus AMY REST UP BOYS, LOVE YOUR DZ DATES, Getting an unlurn. apt.? Need a bed? One twin 313 N. Main For more information call: AMY, KRISTIN, JEN, USA, LINDA, JACKI The Brothers of Pi Kappa Phi would like lo One bedrooms with 372-37490/372-3514 size bed for $25 Call Barbara al 354 8754. AND JULIA congratulate Brett Fullord on his recent lava- R.E. MANAGEMENT Desperately seeking Chachi tor Camp Jimmy Large couch, ivory and brown tweed, wooden Phi Kappa Pal ■ Delta Zeta ■ Phi Kappa Pal liermg lo Delta Zeta Giselle Monnm. 113 Railroad St. Bullet. Please call Konons or ma Saturday I shelves 6x4. Price negotiable. Great deal. 392-9302 ak.a. Joanie Call 353-6709. With ad receive $150 oft PhiMu The Hi-San Company HELP WANTED Living room furniture, kitchen table. Good con 1 at montht rent. One ad per lease Happy Birthday is looking tor Student Workers Doug, Tone, Seth. Doug, dilion.goodpt.co Call 353 8649 JR Molly Hope it's to work 3-hour shifts in Alpha XJ— BETA Manufacturing Positions for Downtown. New York style loft apt. lor summer at fun at last Thursday. ALASKA JOBS LOFT and small REFRIGERATOR lor tale Our coaches, they are lough. Summer/Fall SimasUr and fall rent. Call Scon at 354-1001 lor more As mean as they can be. Your newest Ul. $i 000./wk. room, board, airfare. University approved $45. each or beet offer. EM Dawn Information Meeting Teresa 372-1808. detain. They make us run and push the can*. Sun.Apr.26lt.SPM Now hiring. (503) 754-6051 ext 8. PhiMU Efficiency A one bedroom apanmenta availa- They're torturing us you tee. 115 Education Building Matching couch $40. end tables $10 each, col- ble. Call Mecca Management al 353-5800. But everyday we're back ALASKA SUMMER EMPLOYMENT lee table $15; microwave $35 Call 354-7166. To the schedules that you set. Phi Mu • Pl> Mu Fisheries - Earn$5,000 plus/month. New Yamaha 6 string accoustic guitar w/case GEORGETOWN MANOR APTS We're mean, we're tough, we're ready. Lil' Betsy Leedy m*-TTKA-TTKA Bring your DRIVER Free transportation' $250 or best oiler - leave message at 800 THRID STREET Wm Beta? You bet! Room & Board' Over 8,000 openings. 1992-93 leases Only 4 one-bedroom units re- Alpha x •" BETA Spring hat sprung And don't forget your HEADCOVER 3725052 Cause you might get a HOLE-IN-ONE No expenence necessary Male or Female. main. Summer openings lor one and two bed- Micheie. Sheiii. Jan. Tara, Christen My fun has just begun For employment program call 1-206-545-4155 Racing bicycle Men's (must be around 5'10" of room units Air conditioned A reasonable Becau se you're the best Lil' PS Don't get lost in a BUSH height), 1991 Specialized Epic virtually brand 5ih Annual Country Club Date Party ext 1755 Hurryl 352-4966. Under the tun) new. inc 'Look' chpless pedals, shlmano com- Dry Cleaning Service Friday. April 24th Love-Big Amy ATTENTION ART/UCT MAJORS: ponents, easy-glide bar-end thtlting. comput- MARTEN RENTALS Jeans NThmgs TTKA-TTKA-TTKA The BG News is looking for an an editor lo as- We have apartments tor traditional students. 531 Ridge Street er, and morel Bought all $1450. Will sell all lor sist in producing graphics and charts, and im- grads and couplet. Pleaso call tor more infor- 352-8333 Phi Mu MOLLY MCINTIRE Phi Mu $950 00 (neg ) Ask lor Charley 352 1556 TTKATTKATTKATTKA prove layout esthetics. The position pays a mation on locations and ratet for Spring. Happy 22nd Birthdaylll Roundtrip Airline Ticket. Detroit Ml to Jack- Bring Iota of BALLS modest salary and requires about 15 hours per Summer and Fall. DZ' Karen B. * DZ You're the best big ever. sonville. Fla. Leave May II, return May 19. 352-3445'Hourat-9 'Cause you'll have plenty ofSHOTS week Applications may be picked up in 210 Congratulations on your miDaDonl LITB Julie* Paid $312.00 Will tell tor $200.00 (negotiable) PS.THREESOMES accepted West Hall and are due Friday, April 24. Ques- Your Rote Buddy loves you. Dales, times & destination can be changed lor FOURSOMES encouraged tions? Contact Jeremy Stone Weber at Needed: A graduate student looking lor tum- $75 00exira. Phi Mu - Phi Mu 5th Annual Country Club Date Party 372-6968 mer housing to sublease my efficiency. Two Greek Week '92 Variety Show Karen Guilbault Friday. April 24th Attention Marketing 1 Butlneta Students! Rummage Sale blocks from campus, quiet. A/C, furnished. "The Gallery ol the Greeks" Keep up the great work, TTKA TTKA TTKA TTKA Find out about a pan-ome enterpnse you can Tnmty U.M. Church 200 N. Summit rent negotiable. Erik 352 2033 Friday, Apnl 24.6 30 9 p.m. I'm to proud of you I Apnl 27 - May t 8 30 5 00 take with you wherever you gol Business op- Now leasing l. 2, 4 3 bedroom apts. A routes EpplerGym LITB- Tuxedo Rental portunity meeting April 25th. 3:30-5:00 Call Bag Day on Friday May 1. Everything t yr. lease. Yes. we alow pets Call after 1pm. Betherei Your Study Buddy, Amy Jeans NTThings 3534294. you can get in a grocery sack for $1.25. 531 Ridge Street 354 8800 BREAKING INTO TELEVISION COMMER- 352-8333 Sublease May to August Longer leate availa- Greek Week '92 Variety Show CIALS! '81 Honda Accord New muffler, front brakes, SENIOR PUB CRAWL ble after August. 1 bdrm.. A/C, dishwasher. 'The Gallery ol me Greeks'' All types needed. No experience required. runs good Good shape. $650. Call 353-7586. We have put our years in nice $300/mo 354-8676 Friday, April 24,6 30 9 p.m. Wayman. Day Sunday. Apr 26,1992; 1 PM 6PM leave message. ^^ and it has been fun. EpplerGym Although we've hit some rough spots, this Location: St Thomas Moore Univ. Parish SUMMER RENTALS But we should have knowN Betherel has still been the most wonderful 1 st year. 425ThurttinSt, BowlingGreen Apts.' Roomt' Houses the fun has jutt begun. I look forward to spending many more with you Contact: Greg Bell 372-3670 FOR RENT Call 353-0325 KKG Seniors are "too sexy" I LOVE YOU) Heading lor EUROPE this summer? Jet there without a doubt. D. anytime tot $189 Irom the East Coast, $229 So we shook our tooshes CAMP WAYNE, co-ed children's camp. North- Summer Storage Space Available from Hie Mdwesi (when available) (Reported at the Senior walkout. east Pennsylvania (3 hrt NYC.) 6/23 - 'SUMMER SUBLEASERS' Buckeye SeU-Storage Near Camput in Lafe Gol A NY Times) AIRHITCH WBGU-FM & WFAL PRESENT We were brought together e 8/21/92. Specially countelort lor Tennis, 2 females, each will have own room. Close to Please Call 352-1520. "DON T GET SCREWED" 212 864-2000. by chance, not long ago. Softball, Gymnastics, Swimming, (W.S.I, pre- campus. $200ea. t util lor whole summer Celebration for Education Hey Alpha Phta- Tonight starts at Muggs lerred). Nature/Camping, Guitar, Paint- Call 354-6061. Thursday April 30th Outside Summer Sublease's We've got a big weekend. and ends at Tuxedo. ing/Drawing. Self-Defense, Cheerleading, 1 bdrm. apl.. air cond.. gas heat induded. FuH May mid August Be at the house no later than five, The Student Services Building. Aerobics. Other potiaont: General. R.N., So gel ready lor 6-5-4-3 •Live Bands & Speakers bath, Ig. closets, patio, private entry. Pets A $350 tor the entire tummer By the end of the night Porter/Chambermaid, Kitchen Workers. Nur- Give a cheer lor Alpha Phi waterbedsOK 353-7715 & util - own room dose to And then Phi estate we will barely be alive. se's Aide, Night Watchman. On Campus Inter- 1 bdrm. turn, or unfum. apts. downtown A cam pus your heart's content! Memories ol tonight will last forever views. Tuesday, Apnl 28. 1992. Call Quiet atmosphere" dose to campus Call 372-3529 tor more Into. Let's show this campus what Fnends in Kappa will always be together 516 689 3217lo&cnodulean mlervirjw THE TRADITION CONTINUES WANTED 352-2663 we're made oil! Dancers - Must be eighteen and up. Will train. Beta "92 KKO SENIOR PUB CRAWL 1992 Can make up to $1000 weekly. Come tee our Summer sublet, huge 7 room apt. 1 Br. apt. with ttudy/tm. 2nd Br 1 block oft camput. 1 female sublease* needed lor Summer. show. Fireplace Lounge. Port Clinton. Ohio 1-734-9051 (Tom). 424 S. Summit - $325 . gas 4 elec. Price negotiable. Call 352-3540. House close to campus. Price negotiable. Couple or working person preferred Sue. 372-4928 Earn $5.50-6.00 an hr. white working outdoors Available May 15,1992 on 12 mo. lease this summer Triple A Student Palnleraare Two bedroom downtown apartment available Steve Smith 35? 8917 begmnngMay 15 or Aug 15. 12 mo. lease re- I male sublease* needed for Summer 92 Fox searching for highly motivated studenti with F^ffiVtw tome painting expenence to become foremen. quved.354-1612 Run AC. Wathor Dryer, etc. Call 352-6360 1992-93 Summer a Fall Rentals. 2 bdrm. Opportunity to enhance leadership skills Only Two lemale summer tubleateri needed des- 1 or 2 Roommates for Summer 92 lor students who live in the wen suburbs of turn apts. Free water, tewer, heat. AC. HBO. perately to live on Eaat Wooatav. Pleaee call Call 352-2663 EASYSTREET Furnished. AC. Cable. Free HBO. all deposits Cleveland'Call I BOO 543 3792 Jen at 354-6895. • utilities paid. (Minus electric). S200 for 1. «225 lor 2 ALL SUMMER. Call 352-7083 Atk Earn $500 + weekly' Direct mail reps, needed. tor Brad. $3 lor each mailer you prepare Prepare as 104 S. Main St. <*•? 353-0988 many as you wish. No quota! For details, send 1 10 2 nonsmoking rmtes needed for summer $1 and a long SASE to: American Merchandis- al Fox Run Rontnog. Call 354-7371 ing, 3766 Flshereek fld , Suite 286-G. Akron. 1-2 people needed to sublease bedroom in 2 OH 44224-5408. Graduation Buffet bedroom apt. $450/neg for entire summer Help wanted lor cleaning rental properties Move in 5/1. Leave message for Mike at starting 5/9. Phone 352-7365. ___^_ 352-8799 May 9, 1992 Ice Cream Scoopar in Putin-Bay Apply to Sa- 1-3 eutoleasert needed for Summer. Furnished lly Steveni (419) 684-1927 or 2617 Stale Rt house on Wooater across from Founder's. 97. Lexington. OH 44904. Upstairs Only! $150 per month. Cell 353-3606. Island Bike Rental on Put-In-Bay is now raring Reservations Required 2 or 3 non-smoking female subteaiera. Fum. for the 1992 Summer season For applications duplex t'2 deposit S200/mo. ♦ uHl. call 285-2016 or write P.O. Box 419. Put-In. 353 0124 Bay. OH 43456. Tossed Salad Twice Baked Potatoes 2 people needed Fall-Spring. 92-93. Fox Run OMetHMp 9UE. Apt.. Washer and dryer. $1S07mo. . util Call Computer experience, payroll atll, full-time. Fresh Fruit Tray Rice Joe or Dave at 354-6878. Apply In person only Ken's Flower Shop. Fresh Vegetable Tray Dinner Rolls & Butter 2 person apartment available lor sublease in Country Charm Shopomg Center. PerrysOurg Management May through August Across from campus. POLITICAL WORK Hot Vegetables II00 00/mo. ptut electric. 353-0412. Citizen Action A Toxic Action now interviewing 92/93 School Year (Possibly Summer '92 for summer A permanent positions Work on • Close to Campus • 1 & 2 Bedroom • * alto) state A nail consumer & environmental cam- paigns. Advancement/benefits/l/aining. Earn + efficiencies Maiure , Non-smoking person wanted to share • Furnished/Unfurnished B.B.Q. Spare Ribs Cream Puffs furnished 2 bdrm. apt $145 / mo. a util Mutt $300-$450 per week. Positions aval, in Toledo. Akron. Dayton. Crnci. Columbus Call like CLASSIC ROCK and JAZZ. Call Sri al Beef Kabob 353-3610 241-9093. MAKE A DIFFERENCE Deep Fried Shrimp Anyone want to tell a Ml of women's golf ckibe? If eo call 354-6464, eat for Erin 113 Railroad St. Regular Menu Downstairs STOPMI Need a Job Now and for Summer? CRAZY CHEAP RENT Earn $3 per envelope mailing our Salea Circu- " Quality Off Campus Housing " No Reservations Necessary 2 male tubleaaers needed. laral Start Immediately! Send a Long SA.S. *80Vmo. - 353-6307 Envelope: CMP Distributing Dept C 100. P.O. Ask lor 13.1 or Nick Box 1068. Forked River, NJ06731. .

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Olscamp: at that great university in the sky? guy) to let me write one final col- flow." That line Is the last line of wishing to be Identlfled only as umn before I'm hunted down by the last poem our laureate Presi- "Fellatio." offered an Interesting the FBI, Registration and Records dent wrote before his so-called fact: and University Police for disclos- 'sabbatical' a while back. Coinci- "The personalized license plate ing the discovery revealed In these dence? on O Is camp's secretary's car reads, Edttor-in-Chlef '54 If,'" Fellatio said. "If Olscamp meager 10 Inches. After all. It's not Matthew A. Daneman every day you figure out that Paul Also, the latest edition of High were alive today, he would be 54 Olscamp Is dead. Times magazine shows a pallid years old." I first started getting suspicious Olscamp on the cover with pennies Managing Editor when Olscamp - Lord Byron - did on his eyes. Is this some s'ck Joke? My theory Is this: Olscamp died Morrella Raleigh Maybe I got a little ahead of my- not respond to my column with so I think not and the "sabbatical" was a cover self In the editorial column I wrote much as a letter. for a CIA operation to create a cy- A—Utant Editor for Tuesday's Newt. Maybe I Then I remembered that, for Also, local businessmen report- borg version of Olscamp. But I needed to get my facts straight. eons now, the flag near Hanna Hall ed sighting grafittl on the walls of could be wrong. Scott DeKatch Well, after some extensive has been flying at half-staff. Then. I the Mini- Mall on South Main Street research. I think I found out what's noticed that If you read Mike Bren- reading "Death be not proud - What do yon think about the Art Director really going on with University nan's column from last Wednes- PJO." The writing was dismissed PJO coverap? Send your opinions Molly Zakrajsek President Paul "Percy Bysshe" day's Newt backwards, it reads, as Satanic In nature. I'm not buy- (and any possible evidence for Olscamp and persuaded my edl- "Well, you know, when you're a ing. Scott's case) to Insider, 210 West tor-tn-chlef (who really Is a great [AmmUtant Art Director branch, you gotta hold the purple Lastly, an anonymous source. Halt., toon. Kathy Gaitan the correct answers to last 4. What all-female band's last Theatre Critic week 'America' quiz are: 1. Top 20 hit was "Head Over Front Dr. Bruce Springsteen 2. "We Are Heels" in 1984? Brad Craddock the World" 3. John Cougar Mel- Junior level - Three points lencamp 4. Neil Diamond 5. each. Video Critic Dave's James Brown 6. Two Live Crew the Steve Aspacher 7. Survivor 8. Matthew Wilder 5. What San Francisco band 9. Bob Seger 10. Kim Wilde. hit the Top 40 in 1981 with Film Critic Music For a chance to win, send "The Party's Over (Hopelessly Editors... your name, address, phone In Love)"? Dave Huffman number, and summer plans to 6. What "Higher Love" man Whoa, you can tell It's late April. Quiz "Dr. Dave's Quiz," c/o 214 hit the Top 20 in 1986 with No coherent theme for the Issue Staff Vrlterm West Hall or let it groove into "Freedom Overspill"? and we think we spilled some sa- Karen Koster the user-friendly wooden box lsa on page live. Sorry. Laura Franklin 210 West Hall by 8 am.. Wed., by Dive Bjskind Senior level - Four points Let's see what we gots for y'all Melinda Monhart April 29. each. this week... The Incredible College of Musical I know it's sad, but this is the Aggie Colbert Knowledge 7. What British duo hit the final quiz of the semester, your Top 5 with "Head Over Heels"? Page three'U spook ya major - a Walter Campbell final chance to prove your mu- 8. What 'starry' San Fran- review of Sleepwalkers, the new Caroline Fuller sical intelligence for the '91-"92 cisco band's last Top 10 hit was Stephen King film tour de force J. David Smith Life aint fair. While some school year. Since the semester 1987's "It's Not Over ('Til It's and Rock Gossip From the Black experience the Joys of finding soon will be over, Dr. Dave will Over)"? Swamp, about some of the Staff Photographers painted eggs, others don't eat help you get over the sorrow Graduate level - Five points spookiest folks In BG. bread. While "Dr. Dave's In- by saluting 'over' songs. Roger, each. Heather Dunaway credible College of Musical over, and out: 9. What "cruiser' Rhode Fun-n-games comes with page JeffRadcliffe Knowledge" entertains count- Freshman level - One point Island band sang "Tough All four: staffer Caroline Fuller rides Tammy White less billions each week,... okay, each. Over"in 1985? on the Toy Train coming to Find lay there's no down side for this 1. What neo-hippie hit #2 last Dill Galayda 10. Who was Don Johnson's and special BG News guest star Colleen Alig one. But, the joys of summer summer with "It Aint Over Til short-lived girlfriend on Chris Hawley lets you know what and the end of classes may be It's Over""? "Miami Vice" who sang "Al- partying means In the eyes of the Charlotte Webb accompanied by the hardship 2. What "working" band from most Over You" in 1984? law. Kegs? We don't need no stln- Swenson of leaving BG friends for three 'Down Under' went to #3 In As usual, our winner this kln' kegs! months. Yep, life ain't fair. 1983 with "Overkill"? week will collect a FREE Hey, hey, hey It's Amy Sophomore level - Two points promo cassette from Finders Page live? Glad you asked. More MacKay. Her favorite rapper Production Assistant* each. Records And Tapes at 128 N. film reviews with our own Dave Laurel Pnjer Is Young MC, she is the penul- 3. What Australian trio hit #2 Main and an OFFICIAL Dr. Huffman and the biggest film con- timate Dr. Dave winner of the in 1987 with "Don't Dream it s Dave diploma. YOU should win troversy of the season - Bask In- Bill Burgess semester, and she knew that Over"? before the semester is over. stinct. And to quench your hunger, Brian Green staffer Karen Koster serves up a Michael Hunt peek at the largest chewy, rubbery burger you can get for free In Northwest Ohio. BUY A REGULAR FOOTLONG SUB, . The Insider Magazine is Music reviews galore dominate GET A SIX INCH SUB FOR 99 < pages six and seven. Beastle Boys. published every Friday during Arrested Development. Tons o- the acedmic year by the Board of Student Publications FREE DELIVERY SERVICE! ■ stuff for you to biry. of Bowling Green State University. And page eight. Roadtrtpptng 353-0204 ■ Opinions expressed by Delivery Hours: Thors, Fri, Sot 3pm to 10pm ■ with close friends, staffer Koster (two for two this Issue) found the columnists do not necessarily Minimum Delivery $3.50 ■ lost El Diablo In Maumee: the Ohio reflect the opinions of The Baseball Hall of Fame. Chock full Insider Magazine. WOODLAND MALL SUBWAY ONLYI , The Insider Magazine and of memorbllla and a blast for any Bowling Green State baseball head. See the tale of University are equal THE PRINCE America's game on page eight. opportunity employers and OFTlDES Nightly 9:30 LURA STRTHAND do not discriminate in hiring NICKNOLTt ■ Insider - where George Bush and "Weird" Al Yankovlck get equal practices. ■ ---■■■■• U ■'■■■■■ './ •footing . . . .V I The ladder Matfrogiiic Friday April 2«. 1993^8

Capitol Records Check Tow Head ROCK GOSSIP FROM by the Beastle Boys because. It just rocks the house." MadHatter King film a snore-fest THE BUCK SWAMP Music Co. manager Jim Cummer picked the self-released Pad Oat by Defiance,Oh band Ton be- mmimnum from only her yearbook picture?). cause, "It peels out." Guy WUcox, Charles puts on the charm and manager of Finders Records & asks Tanya out. Of course, she Is Tapes, also picked the new Beastle all smiles and Is Instantly In love Boys because, "It's a hot, hot title." with him. A conflict between Charles and his mother occurs ATTENTION BABY, WHY DONT WE?: TO- when It seems that Charles Is In NIGHT AND SATURDAY: BUteen love with this new girl, but that Is GRADUATES! at EasyStreet Cafe, Merle Perkins quickly shoved aside and you start PIGS NO MORE: BG's fun-Ume and The Percolators at Howard's to wonder why It was even ad- squealers the Escaped Fetal Pigs Club H, Indorphln's at the Good dressed. will perform their farewell shew Tymes Pub. MONDAY: Michael Pe- The only enemy to the sleep- this Tuesday, April 28 at Howard's troslno Quintet at EasyStreet Cafe. mmnomnn walkers are the cats which amass Start off on the Club H. "It's the final show ever." TUESDAY: Merry Can Men at Ea- outside of their house Just waiting singer Fred Wright said. "Three of syStreet Cafe, Michael Petrostno to stark their claws Into them. Right Track us are graduating, so we Just de- Quintet at Campus Pollyeyes, the This movie couldn't decide by Todd Stanley whether it wanted to be a horror cided to have a big bang and end It Escaped Fetal Pigs and Pogeybalt Insider guest Film critic all." The Escaped Fetal Pigs at Howard's Club H. WEDNESDAY: film or a comedy. It pitifully tries to formed In April 1990 and have the Grlswalds at EasyStreet Cafe. be both and could have been very 1992 released two cassettes.Sqaeal and THURSDAY: Odd Girl Out at Ea- scary If not for all the dumb Jokes. Devil'» Food. Pogeybalt will open syStreet Cafe. Tsk, Isk. tsk. Stephen King can There are a lot of ln-Jokes and write a great horror novel - the best cameos as well, which Include hor- DODGE In fad - but when K comes to ror greats Tobe Hooper, Cllve Bar- screenplays, he should stick to ker and King himself. SHADOW novels. The characters In this movie are 2 DOOR COUPE The first five minutes of Sleep- so one-sided that they are almost walkers, the new Stephen King paper thin. The worst is the sorely film from his original screenplay. over-acted creative writing teacher Is very good. It Informs the audi- who smacks disobedient students ence exactly what a sleepwalker Is: wllh rulers. Other one-sided char- a shape-shifting being that can be acters are Tanya's Cleaver-Uke killed only by cats, and Is believed parents, Tanya herself, and all the to be the predecessor of vampires. cops In the film - who are all about We also see the last town that the as smart as ajellyless donut. The Largest sleepwalkers have visited, which acting Is horrible all the way Involves a house full of dead cats around, as are the special effects. Inventory In and a dead teen-age girl who ap- The direction by Mick Garrls has pears to have the life sucked out of Its fair share of Interesting camera Northwest her. This first five minutes Is scar- angles, but everyttme someone's Ohio's Hundreds ier and better written than the rest back rums for more than two sec- of the entire film. onds, you Just know that someone Of Vehicles From here on out, the movie Is creeping up behind. goes straight downhill, not stop- The saddest thing about Sleep- ping at go and not collecting $200. walkers Is that It could have been a We meet the sleepwalkers, a boy great novel. Because of a movie's Factory named Charles Brady (Brian limited running time, the story Rebates Up To Krause) and his mother Mary must take place at breakneck (Alice Krtge). They have set up speed, cramming a long story In $2,000.00 shop In a small town In Indiana three days time. A novel would and picked their next victim, a girl have allowed King to take his time named Tanya Robertson (Madchen and develop the characters. So Up To $500 Cash Amlck). Charles and his mother Stephen, forget the movies. Stick had an Incestful relationship and to the books. Back To Qualified In order for the mother to survive, they must get the Ilfeforce of a vir- Graduates. gin. This Is the first of many huge See Dealer For /nsioW/Charlotle Webb Swenson potholes In the script (how did BYE. BYE ESCAPED FETAL PIC PIE. Mark Justice, burin for supergroup The they know that the girl was a virgin Escaped Fetal Pigs. The farewell show for the Plgi will be Tuesday, April 28, al Details. Howard's Club H. Black armbands are appropriate. CiNEMARK THEATRES Greg Feltman FRED AND ANDY: In another Lease Manager last, WBGU-FM radio demigod CINEMA 5 .,.,, DJs Fred and Andy will broadcast 893-0241 their final show beginning this ) 110A W. Uiln SI. 154-0551 Thursday. April 30 at 2p.m. The April 24-30,1992 dynamic duo will be filling the air- waves with their One musical BEETHOVEN PG 1:00,3:00.5:00. selections and humorous antics for 7:00,9:00 Charles Gtodin a full 24 hours. In return for the BASIC INSTINCT R 1:30,4:50,7:15. KHow can you day's worth of the best In local 9:40 Michael Douglas radio entertainment, they're asking YEAR Of THE COMET PO-1J 1:0S. 10S, S:05. !> wish your people to bring in their change to 7 10.9 10 •• Pmnalop* Ann Uillir friend, lover donate to the Homeless Aware- SHpmiiKing-iSLEEPWALKER'S R If or significant ness Project. Tune Into WBGU-FM. 105,3 05,5:05,7:10,920 88.1. and check out the feature In WHITE MEN CAWT JUMP R 1:10,4:45, 7 05, other .... next week's Insider. 9:30 •• Wf»rSnip*» WoodyHvrfon AMERICAN fBtNOUUT: I* LAST RAINFOREST 0 ^CANCER JAMS OF THE WEEK: Record I JO. 100.4:40** , DeAnjanage/Je/r#eW)tt,cJip$e , • NO PINES » • NO PASSES SUPUSAVms ? SOCIETY* Friday April 24, 1992 The iMgldcr Msagarlne

Toys, trains and Findlay craft display set for May Also on display are mln- by Caroline Fuller laturevehlcles from horse Insider staff writer drawn carriages and fire eng- ines to the Lionel Power Are you longing for the Station, a well-known min- simple happy days when iature train. children were satisfied with "There Is also a shop for homemade toys rather than hands-on play, allowing SuperNlntendo? If so, the children to experience the city of Findlay has what you mechanical toys on display," want when Artraln comes to Sally Logan, Office Manager town May 8 through the May of the Findlay Area Arts 10. Council, said. There are no The Artraln Is an actual mass produced toys, only five -car train that features wooden or handmade toys. 150 years of toys from as far Admission Is S3 for adults back as the 1890 s The col- and $1 children 12 and lection Is part of the Wilkin- under. The Artraln will be In son Collection, founded by a Findlay near the Intersection former FAO Swartz buyer, of Western Avenue and Har- Lawrence Scrlpps Scrlpps d In Street, 5 blocks west of traveled around the country downtown Findlay on May 8 The BC News/lay Mordock gathering some 6,000 toys from 2-5 p.m. and on may THESE ARE YOUR RIGHTS. KNOW YOUR RICHTS.pwIybuU. be sure to parly smart when you do party. Follow a for his collection. 9-10 from 9 a.m. to 5 p.m. few simple rules. Some of the toys featured office manager - Findlay are the original Mickey Area Arts Council. Mouse and Mother Goose, o - For more Information, call rlglnal teddy bears and the the Findlay Area Arts Council Kegs, crime and punishment famous Shirley Temple doll. at (419)422-3412. Smart partiers know the laws for their semester-end bashes

by Chris Hawley That's because even a minor "You can't Just say, 'Hey, I'm Make a lasting The BG News offense on a student's police re- having a party and the whole cam- cord can complicate getting ajob. pus Is Invited, I have twenty kegs." Bowling Green Police Chief Galen he said. Students may contact impression 'Tls the season of year-end par- Ash said. SLS for guidance in obtaining a ties. "Doing something stupid one liquor permit, but be warned: ap- Ai Kinko's, you'll find everything you need to make Time to buy a keg. dust off the night can mess up your career for plying for a permit takes time. your next presentation a memorable one. And that's Zeppelin tapes, whip up some hot the rest of your life." he said. * If yon are throwing a private avacado dip - and brush up on a Bakles and Ash offered these party and serving alcbohol,avoid a important... because you may only get one chance to little party law. tips for avoiding a run-In with the public atmosphere by dosing make a lasting impression. With State Liquor Control agents law this weekend: doors, Inviting only friends, and expected to be In Bowling Green In * Respect your neighbors' turning away people you did not I Quality copies and force this weekend, authorities are rights. Tell them that you will be Invite - they may be law enforce- finishing services warning students to know the rules throwing a party and ask them to ment officers, Bakles said. If your - and rights - Involved In throwing contact you If your guests cause door Is open and entrance Is pub- ► Full color overheads a preflnals soiree. any problems. Ash said Bowling lic, officers may not need a warrant and handouts "They know this has traditional- Green police generally report to to enter your apartment. ly been a big weekend for alcohol parties only If a neighbor calls In a * Make sure yon know the terms ► Professionally parties," Student Legal Services complaint. During pre-flnals of your apartment lease If you bound manuals Managing Attorney Greg Bakles season, many people who call the violate your lease during a party, said. "You have to be careful." police about excessive noise at your landlord may sue for breach I Custom tabs parties are other students, he said. of contract and evict you. * ♦ * Obtain a liquor permit if your * Are you aware of the fact that party It open to the public.Serving you are responsible for all dam- Sports Writers alcohol In what appears to be a ages your guests cause? You may $1.00 off full MEETING public atmosphere Is Illegal. Ba- be sued If an underage person ob kles said. See COPS AND KEGS, page eight. color transparencies Tuesday, April 28rh HOMECOMING HOMECOMING HOMECOMING Bring this coupon into the Kinko's listed and receive full color overhead transparencies for $1.00 off our everyday price. One 7:30 p.m. coupon per customer. Not valid with other offers. Good through BANNER CONTEST April 30,1992. Room 210 Wosr Holl Open 24 hours Deadline Extended 354-3977 kinko's! Anyone interested IIS Railroad Street to Mav 1st in writing sports for (Behind Myles Pizza) the copy center tmmm,mmmi the foil. The Inaider lHatfarinc Friday April 2«. 1993

to a group of guilty voyeurs. How llllllllll else could a normal person react to the image of Stone's head over Douglas' crotch but with a laugh? Hey, I didn't Funnier still Is the sight of Douglas' grotesque butt as he walks Into the order this...! bathroom afterwards. 'ifr Verhoeven does not only make use of his male lead's body to 'Ahh. Burger King. It doesn't amuse his audience, but also his get any better than this." female lead's. The Bun's best and That's what nine-year old TI most notorious scene - Stone's mmy said. But then the Whop- Interrogation - Is both the comedlc per Hopper arrived and things m nn got ..a little better. and exploitative highlight of the movie as the audience is graphical- Trying to make the flame- by David Hutfman ly shown that Catherine does not broiled experience more enter- Insider film critic wear any underwear. Stone herself taining to Its younger diners, was not aware that certain aspects local BKs have been displaying of her anatomy were going to be so the Whopper Hopper (left). In the line tradition of the Moon Basic Instinct Is the funniest film visible In this scene. The tact that Verhoeven manipulated Stone Into Walk and other fine camy rtdes. to hit the big screen since A Fish the Hopper is a large, air-filled Called Wanda. True, It's supposed believing that everything would be trampoline that'll let the little to be a mystery-thriller about a cop In "shadows" shows how desper- ones Jump on. smash and who gets too Involved with a prime ately he wanted to make an exploi- pummel each other. suspect In a murder case, but tation masterpiece. thanks to director Paul Verhoeven The ongoing protests by various "We're trying to make Burger pulling out all of the stops, the women's and gay and lesbian King more of a run place for movie Is hilarious. groups for the film's negative de- kids," BK district manager Bruce Verhoeven's first English- pletion of women, especially White explained. "[The Hopper} language film was 1985s Flesh + bisexual women, Is Justified to a Is a lot of fun." Blood, and Hs title reflects the di- degree. It Is very true that In the Northwest Ohio seven-year- rector's two favorite topics. His film there Is not one positive fe- old Chris Is one of the lucky most recent films. Robocop and male character and that every les- youths who've been able to hop Total Recall, focused more on the bian or bisexual has some kind of In the Whopper Hopper. "blood." Basic Instinct puts Its emotional problem. However, It Is "It was fun," cherub-faced emphasis, a very big emphasis, on also true that there Is no likeable or Chris said. positive male character In the film the "flesh." There was so much Umm. swell. But would you nudity and sex. In fact, that the either. All of the men are stereoty- do It again? MPAA ratings board required over pical cops who are actually less "Oh, yeah," he said, beaming a minute of cuts to bring the film pleasant than any of the women In with the Innocent Joy of youth. down to an "R" rating. Considering the film. what was left In the film, that miss- The controversy and sex have You can find the large, rub- ing minute of footage must be made the film an amazing success. bery sandwich at the Airport amazingly explicit It Is not a very good film: every- Highway Burger King this Friday From the opening scene, the au- thing about H is over-done. /nsir/er/Karen Koi'er and Saturday. dience Is barraged with sex as an However, It Is extremely fun to unidentifiable blonde ties up her watch and giggle at. If Verhoeven lover with a silk scarf and then kills had meant his film as any kind of him with an Ice pick on the screen serious statement, It would be pure Verhoeven Is not trying to create trash. an erotic scene. Instead, he's doing P1EBES fcy LI Horfon his best to shock his audience like a bad little kid trying to get atten- tion by swearing. \?03gS82 tt$flD0*P QTOftTfl Verhoeven's desire to shock Is *TAl ,~ T,P OC M* tH-lrJt. wrlin") pot trii ft P.LIOIAJ/AJC THESE S"Le-?itf Tiff: what pushes the highly Illogical screenplay by Joe Eszterhas (which Congrats, CAP r?H«v~itt tteAp\ cost repotedly $3 million) over the JriAVC A fOft-TiOW Of- YOOS WAiiE line from being a mystery to an coo*., &"T e*r" cooue* 40k=> IN THE SrtAfE- OF AM ATTRACTIVE ,c TO oc<*(H''A Uf ■ unintentional comedy. What nrvute uo~ T»>S, mo«6 U.,TM should be a disturbing murder In ^EA^ ir F-oLvJHlpii YO"» TAM-JfA Jt"« "toe A.J* the opening scene Is so predictable Happy Birthday, T«I»S NO genre FP.eavje*T tnei oe *NO, CHUC1" that rather than scream, It seems W.I TO 5-*f ■( BOCK ^1 £.»«!-« Vout 6u0»lCS better to laugh as the nude wom- rte ifsTCAi " ■iOu I+AH6 l",rM *-e"L MP an's Ice pick repeatedly stabs her AM-iSTi lover. or Happy T«.e«"-M COAT The four-minute sex scene be- rnctt'i saM«r»i>Jt [C. Loves' Anniversary?.. U«OE»J/*SU-( /Atvreiioos tween the two main chracters, Nick WH£*1 lOCALT't gle as Verhoeven transforms them cllictl UIIU. Ttt«« -fOu'«e fJASHTT S*UU SH&CH

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Beaitte BOY* and "Bedsitter." Carter fans will Check Your Hud find the EP a great new release to Capitol Record! add to their collection. Carter new- Heard this DJ on WBGU a couple comers to the will find the release MUstC/ years ago say - after playing a track a great way to get their feet wet In ofTthe Beastles' last release, Paul's the Unstoppable Sex Machine REVIEW Boutique - that "white guys Just (eee-yewww! gross!) can't rap." Beg to differ, but this - Matthew A. Daneman new effort by everyone's favorite obnoxious, white trash scumbags Love On Ice fans. While the group has gone the of rap puts that dls to rest. Nude way of the Soviet Union and the Is It heavy metal? Is it rap? Yes Interscope Records your fifth-grade girlfriend, Check the bass lines on tracks like Loud and fast attempts at some- singer/songwriter David Lowery Is "Gratitude" and what you hear Is thing like alternative, psychedelic back and better than ever with new straight from the AC/DC-Zeppelln countrypop or any other amblgous group Cracker. While Camper school of metal. But the mixes and label you can think of Is what Love favored eclectic, artsy pop with a samples are as good as any you'll On Ice Is all about. Love On Ice tinge of weird fun (recall "Take the find The Boys' one weakness send signals of some slick market- Skinheads Bowling"?), Cracker Is comes lyrically - klnda dlched. ing ploy to combine so many mu- of a different vein. The fun remains klnda common. "Pass the Mlc" sical styles that no one can really the same, but Cracker has adopted stands typical of the Beastles work even tell what they're supposed to a harder, rougher rock edge that (You like It now/now/You want It be about, so that maybe everyone opens up whole new realms for how/how/You feel the bass In (or rather someone) will like them. Lowery to discover, which he does your face In the crowd"). Umm, With drawn-out. continuously with all the success of Lelf Erlkson. yeah. Yawn. whlney vocals, guitar riffs that The first single off the album - But despite It all, Check Your sound at times like bad, cheesy t "Teen Angst (What the World Head Is worth your hard-earned heavy metal, the overuse of non- Needs Now)" - grabs the brass ring cash. Yeah, boyeee! traditional rock Instruments and as a pissed-off anthem In the - Matthew A. Daoeman the abuse of various types of per- "Smells Like Teen Spirit" vein cussion, this music Is basically Just ("'Cause what the world needs annoying. now Is another folkstnger/Ilke I - Morrella Raleigh need a hole m my head"). Buy Concrete Blonde Cracker Just for that, If nothing Ramonei Walking In London else. Even though there's plenty of Lc-o Live I.R.S. Records other great tracks available (like Sire Records Nothing worse than a lackluster, "Can I Take My Gun to Heaven?" This live release Includes old dull album from a good, talented and "Mr. Wrong"). You won't be favorites ("Sheena Is A Punk band That's what the new Con- dlssapomted. Rocker." "Rock N' Roll High crete Blonde Is. though. A waste - Matthew A. Daneman and a damn shame. Concrete School"), newer favorites ("Pet Blonde can rock - proof enough In Sematary") and other special treats the 1990 hit Bloodletting, which (a cover of the theme from "The Course of Empire Course of Empire was chock full o' swell tracks like Good, The Bad And the Ugly"). "Tomorrow Wendy" and radio hit THE JESUS AND MARY CHAIN The paler-ed quartet recorded Zoo "Joey." So what went wrong with this at a 1991 show In Barcelona, Wowza! Cllched. Incomprehen- this one? It starts with the soulless, The Jesu 5 and Mary Chain slbly their best album. Spain and It captures crowd ap- sible, poetry-like lyrics and crash- passionless "Ghost of a Texas Honey's Dead Take a heaping taolespoon of plause, all the l-2-3-4s you could ing, hard rock Instrumentation?! Ladles' Man" and Just keeps on go Def American Records Jangly power pop riffs and melo- want and Joey Ramone speaking Two great tastes that taste great lng. Skip the squealing, annoying This could be the year of the dies a la U2 or Jesus Jones, stir In with his ever-so-fine Spanish ac- together! Or not. "City Screaming" and Jump to the Jesus and Mary Chain - a spot on In some killer, grinding guitar cent. It's loud, obnoxious, great Imagine the Cult playing sound- very end of "It's A Man's World" - the Lollapalooza '92 tour with feedback and toss in a few eso- punk by everyone's favorite living track to a poetry reading by bad largely because It's the last song, Soundgarden and the Red Hot teric, dark lyrics ("I wanna die Just legends. creative writing majors on add and and thus the end of the album. Chill Peppers AND a hot new like JFK/I wanna die on a sunny - Matthew A. Daoeman album. A really sweet album. Pos- day" - "Reverence") and you've got a Cure with balls and popularity potential. Notable tracks Include the slow, lush "Teenage Lust" and the al- most Top 40 dance track-sounding "Sugar Ray." Do yourself a favor. Hop on the Chain gang before It's too late. j^£ ^^ ^H ^aW - Matthew A. Daneman

Carter the Unstoppable Sex Machine BloodsportForAII(EP) Chrysalis The latest release from the band with the world's stupidest name continues In Its funky melodic pop LOVE ON ICE grunge. Pet Shop Boys-and-Plxles- meet-Jane's Addiction vein. The EP Loco Live Is only one among you've got Course of Empire. release, which contains live new many recent Ramone's an- Check out "Copious" as a prime songs In addition to the single thologies, so It's only a must for sample of the album ("Do I seem "Bloodsport For All" (available on the truly dedicated fan or those sane from where I stand/Or am I the album 30 Something), reaf- who are unfortunate enough to Just some thunderman/Alone In firms that Carter USM Is greatly have never seen them live and my frustratlon/I can't stop the underrated as a power pop group. want a smidgen of a taste of what worId/I can't stop the It's like. Hey!Ho!Lets Go! world/Copious"). Moving, eh? Every tune Is a winner. Stand- - Morrella Raleigh Meanwhile, the guitars wall and outs Include a cover of the Mon- the drums rumble like heavy metal kees' "Randy Scouse Git" antl- Cracker thunder In the background. Bi- conformlty rag titled "Alternative Cracker zarre. Freaky. Leaves you ques- Title" (Carter USM has great music, Virgin tioning sanity and musical taste - CRACKER but a problem with naming things) Fret not. Camper Van Beethoven . not your own, but of the folks In- I The las-dcr Ha&atne Friday April 2*. 1992

roots which bridges urban and Whltfleld Crane can't decide Ifhe's Bronx Style Bob rural, religious and secular with a Mel Blanc or Frank Sinatra, but the Grandma's Ghost cool Brand New Heavies sample rest of UKJ manage to keep Sire Records and Incisive lyrics like "Now I see listeners Interested while he de- "Read my lips." Bronx Style Bob the Importance of history/Why my cides. has got the groove. This Lenny people be In the mess that they -Frank Esposlto Kravtts offshoot, starts off his be." In spite of their name, Ar- rap/rock song "Freedom" with rested Development has forged a President Bush's favorite saying, strong, full-grown debut. but sends a mixed message with -Frank Esposlto such lines like. "Life, an Image of...misinterpretation and misin- Ugly Kid Joe formation, ofmtsunderstandln' As Ugly As They Wanna Be and misinformation." Dreadlocks Stardog Records and all, Bronx Style Bob has got Naysayers claim that bands such his share mellow songs. The first as Ugly Kid Joe have watered four songs, "Forbidden Love." down the funk-punk movement "Family Man." "I'll Be There 4 and pushed a once-thrtvtng scene You." and "Children Play" all keep to the brink of obsolescence. They the pace slow for those lazy sum- exaggerate. Nobody's gonna mis- mer days. Call the crib, this ghost take UKI for the Red Hot Chill Pep- Is good. pers any time soon, but on this de- -Glen Labbert but EP, they Justify their existence. "Madman" rides a simple yet powerful groove, and although "Too Bad" does sound like it was left offthe latest Van Halen album, Summer the hit single "Everything About You" Is some piece of work. It's an is near! AJtlESTED DEVELOPMENT ode to total hatred that's equal volved In this project. mond, the WaterllUes' theme song parts metal schmaltz ballad, pop - Matthew A. Daneman could be "I'm a little bit ghostlike, slng-a-Iong. and rap. Vocalist melodic, British guitar alternative Revenge rock hi the Lush-Blur-Ride vein, a Gun World Porn little bit hip-hop electronic dance." Classified Information Capitol Melding two of the biggest popular The BG News Mail-In Form What with the exploding popu- musical genres Into one album DEADLINE; __Two days prior to publication. 4p.m larity of Manchester-Influenced output, the 'lilies grab you with the (Trm BG Notts is not responsible lor postal service delays) electronic dance, the reasoning for first track (the killer "Sunshine Like RATES: per ad are 75c per line $2 25 minimum CLASSIFIED DISPLAY: 1" Of 2" ada a buncha old 1970s punks (featur- You") and keep It up nine cuts later 60c eira per ad lor bold lace. 1* (8 line maximum) $6 50 per insertion ing Peter Hook of New Order and with the electronic beat thumping, Approximately 35-45 spaces per line. 2" (18 line maximum) $12.95 pr( insertion Joy Division) hopping on the guitar grinding "Mermaid Song." PREPAYMENT; a required lor aril non university related businesses and individuals You can dance to It, you can veg bandwagon seems obvious. And NOTICE;, _Jhe BG News wil no* be responsible lor error due to illegibility or incomplete information. Please come to while It's not the best product to and mellow to It. What more Is 214 West Hall immediately il there is an error in your ad. The BG News w*\ not be responsible for typo come down the lane. Gun World there In life? graphical errors in classified ads for more than two consecutive insertions. Porn Is ktnda Ustenable. Not as -Matthew A Daneman electronic and Industrial sounding Tim BG News reserves [he right to release the names ot individuals wno place advertising m Tim BGNews The decision on whether to release this information shall be made by Die management of The BG News The as. say. Ministry or Skinny Puppy. Arrested Development purpose of this policy is to discourage the placement of advertising that may be cruel or unnecessarily embar- Revenge's punk roots become evi- 3 Years. 5 Months and 2 Days rassing to individuals or organizations Cases of fraud can be prosecuted dent in the aggressive, slamming In The Life Of... guitar work. But Revenge Is a trifle Chrysalis Records dull and bland - no one track really Atlanta-based rap quintet puts CLASSIFIED MAIL ORDER FORM stands out as Impressive or even their own spin on the Native that memorable. Not a yawner. but Tongue philosophy espoused by NAME (Print). PHONE*. not a winner either. such rap luminaries as A Tribe ADDRESS _ -Matthew A Daneman Called Quest and De La Soul. AD SOCIAL SECURITY # or ACCOUNT # hits big with the tense guitar and (For billing purposes only) No Doubt harmonica funk of "Mama's Al- No Doubt ways On Stage," the generation- Atlantic bridging sunshine pop of "Mr. Please PRINT your ad clearly, EXACTLY Uow you wish it to appear: At first listen this album could Wendal," and the Iet's-get-together (Circle words you wish to appear in bold type) be construed as a sloppy amateur bounce of "U." But none of this attempt to copy a Phil Collins song prepares the Innocent listener for with a female lead vocal. However, Tennessee." a relentless rap ex- that would be saying too much. ploration of African-American This so-called Fab Five annoys Its listeners with songs like "A- che." "Doormat." and "Trapped In Classification in which you wish your ad to appear: A Box." There's Is no doubt that I The BG News I Campus & City Events* Wanted felt trapped In a box listening to now offering this group's drivel. _____ Lost and Found Help Wanted The lead vocalist. Gwen. has the I?_(F)®iS)M&_ Rides _ , For Sale unique ability to bring her screach- ®0t!?t_aV &_S Services Offered For Rent Ing voice to the forefront as the band is backed up by saxaphones, for Personals trumpets, and a trombone. $10.00 * Campus/City Event Ads: $1.00/ 1st day with a 35 word limit. Subsequent days regular rate. This Fab Flvesome of "fresh- Choose from a Dates to appear ^j, JO. (Qn Qf off.Campus MaM) man" musicians certainly has a lot of work to do before they hit the selection of borders! The BG News top. & personalize your* 214 West Hall BGSU - Glen Lubbert ^'message at 214 West ;__ T 7~l Bowline Green, Ohio 43403 Total number of days to appear (Cneckf payab|e tQ Jhe BC New$) WiterllUes Hall or call « Enwoluplaoilty . 372-2601 Sin Phone: 372-2601 With apologies to Marie Os- 8 Friday April 2*. 1992 The ladder Mag—ine]

Take me out to the museum Fun and history abound at Ohio Baseball Hall of Fame

national Baseball Hall of Fame In Photos and Text Cooperstown, New York, Garnder by Karen Koster said that the local museum does attract frequent out-of-town visi- tors. Spring Is In the air once again "Most of our vlstors are from out and along with It comes thoughts of town," she said. "Sometimes we of budding trees, baby animals, even get people who are on their barbecues, final exams (sorry!) way to Cooperstown." and of course, baseball! Over 100 players have been In- With the season now offlcal ly In ducted In the the Maumee Hall of full swing, r.vld fans can catch a Fame. Players among the plethora of dally games broadcast esteemed ranks Include: Satchel across the radio and television Paige, Joe Jackson. Thurman Mun- airwaves. But for those who Just son, Al Rosen and Johnny Bench. can't get enough, the next best Garnder added that Pete Rose Is thing Is being surrounded by a vir- not on the ballot for this year and tual cornucopia of baseball memo- Young and first opened Its doors In she Is not sure If he will ever be In- rabilia. Newcomerstown, Ohio in 1975. ducted Into the Hall of Fame. The Ohio Baseball Hall of Fame, "In 1976 [the Museum] started "The Induction ceremonies are located on the premises of Ned to go all-Ohio,"Garnder explained. In August of every year and the In- Skeldon Stadium In Maumee. "The focus of the Museum is Ohio ductees are required to be here," houses a collection of baseball ar- ball players." Gardner said. She added that the tifacts guaranteed to satisfy the She added that the Museum ceremonies are open to the public, nostalgic side of every fan. moved to Springfield, Ohio In with a social gathering Inside of The Hall of Fame Is home to var- 1980 and finally to Its permanent the Hall of Fame during the after- ious artifacts Including ofBcal uni- home In Maumee, In 1984. noon and the ofBcal Inductions forms worn by players, autogra- To be eligible for the Hall of which take place on the Mud Hens' phed baseballs, gloves, bats, var- Fame, an Individual must have an field during the game. This year's ious photographs and a variety of outstanding career record and Induction ceremony will be held take on the Pawtucket Red Sox. team pennants. must have either spent a signifi- on August 13. Included In the day's events will "About 90 percent of this collec- cant part of his career playing for Over the years, special benefits be a reading of baseball poetry COPS AND KEGS tion Is owned by Thomas Eakln," an Ohio major league or minor have been scheduled at the Hall of given by the University's Dr. F. Continued from page four. said Kathleen Gardner, curator of league team (Cleveland Indians, Fame either as fundraisers or sim- Scott Regan. His reading will begin tains alcoholic beverages from the Hall of Fame. "The other 10 Cincinnati Reds, Columbus Red ply as part of the season's pro- at 12:35 p.m. and continue until your parry, then Is harmed or percent of the collection Is com- Blrds/CUppers or Toledo Mud gramming. Lectures and special 1:00 p.m. causes damages as a result. prised of articles that are on loan. Hens): distinguished himself In appearences by players are a pop- Furnishing alcohol to an "Mr. Eakln has been collecting Ohio, primarily as a baseball ex- ular draw to the events. The Hall of Fame's Summer underaged person Is a first- since he was a kid," she added. ecutive, manager or umpire; or he As part of the Spring program- hours run from Wednesday - Sat- degree misdemeanor and "As an adult, his hobby blos- must be a native of Ohio or an In- ming, a lecture series will take urday. 11 a.m.-7:00 p.m. and Sun- carries the same maximum somed." dividual with substantial ties In place on May 2 at the Museum. day from 12p.m.-5:00p.m. Ad- penalty as underage con- Eakln. a sports promotion exec- Ohio. Sceduled events begin at 11:30 mission Is $2.00 for adults, $1.50 sumption: a $1000 One and utive from Shaker Heights, started Although the Maumee Hall of a.m. and continue until 2:00 p.m. for seniors and $ 1.00 for children six months In Jail. the Museum as a tribute to Cy Fame has no correlation to the at which time the Mud Hens will 12 and under. Poll' c will be actively en- JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO forcing the law, not contain- ing parties, Ash said. Using Information supplied by landlords, they may know In advance If anyone In your apartment may legally have a keg. While Investigating alco- hol-law violations, police may: * Videotape your party. * Question people leaving your apartment to determine If you are serving alcohol to underage people. * Arrest people who have open containers of alcohol In a public place. Police may also arrest people who re- main on private property without permission from a landlord or tenant. * If confronted by a police officer, Identify yourself but do not answer questions, Ba- kles said. Be cooperative. Tell officers you want an at- torney present during ques- tioning, but make no other statements - they may be used against you In court. oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo r.W.WV.W.V.V.V.W.WA' • ♦ ••»!»< The Mnrfder JtotfMJne Friday April 84, 1998

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FRIDAY EVENING APRIL 24,1992 6:00 1 6:30 7:00 7:30 8:00 8:30 9:00 9:30 10:00 10:30 11:00 11:30 12:00 12:30 O News CBS News Can Ba Told Elvis The Great Performances Burl Reynolds News Newnan Arsenio Hall

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SATURDAY AFTERNOON APRIL 25,1992 11:00 11:30 12:00 12:30 1:00 1:30 2:00 2:30 ! 3:00 :t:;*o 4:00 4:30 5:00 5:30 O Future Waldo Game Pro Earth Jrnl Maior League Baseball Oakland Athletics at Minnesota Twins PGA Golf Greater Greensboro Open o Sesame Street Homeworks Disability Gardener Fishn Driver s Seat Ourselves Sports Weekend 0 Future Waldo Insp Gadget Newsmakers Maior League Baseball Oakland Athletics at Minnesota Twins PGA Golt Greater Greensboro Open IS Saved-Beil School Quiz Inside Stun NBA Show NBA Basketball Playoffs -- Teams lo Be Announced NBA Basketball Playoffs - Teams to Be Announced s> Bugs A T ABC News Special Prejudice Senior PGA Golt Liberty Mutual Legends PBA Bowling Firestone Tournament Wide World of Sports m La Cook in Gourmet Cooking Garden Gourmet Old House Cars Hometime Quill Sci Model Austin City Limits Lonesome Pine Special GD Camping Outdoors MotorWeek Rod-Reel Old House Garden Workshop Hometime Gourmet Cooking Collectors 1 My Studio Gun |Sci Model

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SATURDAY EVENING 6:00 6:30 7:00 7:30 8:00 8:30 9:00 9:30 10:00 10:30 11:00 11:30 12:00 12:30 O News CBS News Big Chuck TBA Movie Honey. 1 Shrunk the Kids Trials of Ros e O Nem News Eddie and the Cruisers II Eddie Lives o CBC News Don Cherry Stanley Cup Playofls Adams Semifinal - Canadiens at Whalers Newhart CBC News | Country Beal ID News CBS News Wh Fortune Cash E.p Movie Honey. 1 Shrunk the Kids Trials of Rosw O Neiii News Star Search Inventions 19 News NBC News Entertainment Tonight Golden Girls | Empty Nest Empty Nest JNurses Sistprs News Saturday Night Live m Juice Tiger ABC News American Gladiators Who s the Boss' Growing Pains MacGyver Arsenio Hall |Fn the 13th Series © Degrassi Newfons Lawrence We* Show Cosmos Brideshead Revisited Inside Inlormation Austin City Limits

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SUNDAY AFTERNOON APRIL 26,1992 11:00 11:30 12:00 12:30 1:00 1:30 2:00 2:30 3:00 3:30 4:00 4:30 5:00 5:30 a Wall SI. Jrnt Face Nation In America Telecast Movie: Eternally Yours PGA Golf Greater Greensboro Open o Coronation Best Years Meeting Place Canada Hymn Sing Sunday Arts Entertainment Sunday Arts Entertainment | Sunday Arts Entertainment Grizzly Adams o Real Estate Beauty Showcase Williams TV Kingdom Fit One Family Ties Toastmaster PGA Golf Greater Greensboro Open O) New Day Paid Prog Paid Prog NBA Show NBA Basketball Playoffs - Teams to Be Announced NBA Basketball: Playoffs •- Teams to Be Announced m Children Week-David Bnnkley Close-Up Juice Tiger | Movie "Fkght of Die Navigator" New Fit One Senior PGA Golf liberty Mutual Legends 9 Tony Brown Color es' Firing Line Contrary Inside Information Taking With David Frosl Market Editors One on One McLaughlin Geographic eo Black Bly Newtons One on One Adam Smith Creative Spirit Exiles Lawrence Weft Show OED 1 Images 03 Williams TV TBA Club Golf Movie. "BWndie's Secret" Movie The Karate Kid, Part Two" Concert lor Lite a> American Gladiators Star Trek: Next Gener. Movie: "Rough Cut" Movie: Tank Boss' Family Ties EiM NFL Draft [Yachting America's Cup Finals

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SUNDAY EVENING 6:00 6:30 7:00 7:30 8:00 8:30 9:00 9:30 10:00 10:30 11:00 1 11:30 12:00 12:30 O News CBS News 60 Minutes Murder. She Wrote Movie: 'Honor Thy Mother" News jSrskel ArsemoHall a Movie: Cheetah" Prom To Be Announced Venture Stanley Cup Playoffs: Smythe Semifinal - Oilers at Kings ID News CBS News 60 Minutes Murder. She Wrote Movie "Honor Thy Mother" News Movie: "Club Mad ID News NBC News News So. |*g-Oods Mann A Machine Movie: "Mm Rot* WNM" News Sports Roggm's PaW Prog. m ABC News Emergency Life Goes On Videos Funniest Movie: Stay the Night Editors NewWKRP Siskel m Lawrence Wetk Show All Creatures Nature Movie: "Henry V Russell Sign-Off ED Nat Cole |wik) Am Austin Crty Limits Nature Movie: "Henry V Frontline © Star Trek Next Gener True Colors Parser L In Color Roc Married... Herman Your Man Get a Lite Laservision TBA Emer. Can Missing CD Gro Pains GoWen Girls True Colors Stanley Cup Playoffs: Noms Semifinal - North Stars at Red Wings News Sports Xtra M'A'S-H Golden Girls Kenneth Copelanu'

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MONDAY EVENING APRIL 27,1992 6:00 6:30 7:00 7:30 8:00 8:30 9:00 9:30 10:00 10:30 11:00 11:30 12:00 12:30 O News CBS News Can Be ToW Shade Max* Dad Murphy B Design w Northern Exposure News Newhart Arsemo Hall O C6C News Newsmag Stanley Cup 'layoffs: Adams Division Semifinal -• Hartlord Whalers at Montreal Canadiens Journal CBCNews Secret Agent ID News CBS News Wh Fortune Jeopardy1 Shade Maior Dad Murphy B Design W. [Northern Exposure News Sweating Bullets Shopping m News SBC N*M Ent Tonight Cur. Affair Fresh Prince Blossom Movie "In the Shadow ol a Killer" News Tonight Snow H) Can Be Tow ABC News M-A-S'H Family Feud FBI-Story Detective MQV,P Stay the Night Arsenw Han |Mghtkne Used Cars ffl Plane! Business MacNeil/Lehrer Newshour Travels Machine That Madness-Miller EastEnders Creative Spirit 69 Reading MacNeil/Lehrer Nevrshour WiW Am. Great Performances Served Mystery1

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TUESDAY EVENING APRIL 28,1992 6:00 6:30 7:00 7:30 8:00 8:30 9:00 9:30 10:00 10:30 11:00 11:30 12:00 12:30 O News CDS News Can Be Told Rescue 911 "Deliver Them From Evil The Taking of Alia View News Newharl Arsenio Hall O CBC News Newsmag On Road Fresh Prince Stanley Cup Playolls. Smythe Division Semifinal - Vancouver Canucks at Winnipeg Jets Journal Sec. Agent CD News CBS News Wh Fortune Jeopardy1 Rescue 911 Deliver Them From Evil The Taking ol Alfa View News Scene ol the Cnme CD News NBC News Ent Tonight Cut Affair This Is Garth Brooks Law 8 Ordei Datehne .News TomghiShow CD Can Be row ABC News M'A-S"H Family Feud Full House Home Imp Roseanne Coach Civil Wars Arsenio Hall Nighlline Used Cars CD Oceenus Business MacNeil/Lehrer Newshour What Kids Know About Sex Teleconference Kids Know About Sex EastEnders | Hollywood Golden Years Reading. MacNeil/Lehrer Newshouf Wild Am. Movie: "A Midsummer Night s Dream Listening to America Kids Know About Sex | Sign-Oil €3 Full House Boss' Married.. Night Court Movie Back to School' Star Trek Nexl Gener Married Denms Miller Paid Prog © Boss' Golden Gin's Married Boss' Stanley Cup Playolls: Norns Semifinal - Red Wings at North Stars News M'A'S'H | Hunter

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WEDNESDAY EVENING APRIL 29,1992 6:00 6:30 7:01) 7:30 8:00 8:30 9:00 9:30 10:00 10:30 11:00 11:30 12:00 12:30 O News CBS News Can Be Told Movie "Batman News Newhart Arsenio Hall o CBC News Newsmag Stanley Cup Playolls Adams Division Semifinal Montreal Canadiens al Hartford Whalers Journal CBC News Secret Agent CD News CBS News Wh Fortune Jeopardy' Movie "Batman News Dangerous Curves Shopping CD N,« NBC News Ent Tonight Cur Affair Unsolved Mysteries AcarJemy ol Country Music Awards News Tonight Show CD Can Be Told ABC News M'A-S-H Family Feud Wonder v Doogie H Room-Two |Sibs 20/20 Arsenio Hall |Nightline Used Cars m Save Planet Business MacNetl/Lehrer Newshour National Geographic Movie 1.000 Pieces ol Gold Journal Frontline CD Reading MacNeil/Lehrer Newshour Wild Am National Geographic Movie "Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead Served Management Management CD Full House Boss' Married... Night Court Movie: Bachelor Party Star Trek Next Gener Married Denms Miller Paid Prog CD Boss' QOWKI G m Married.. Boss' Movie: "The Terminator News Married M'A'S'H Hunter Hawaiian Volleyball ESPN Yachling up Close Sport scenter MaK» League Baseball Teams to Be Anr ounced Baseball Sportscenier Heart Cnd TMC Movie Sfeil Com a Movie Payo It Movie: The Shrimp on the Barbie Movie Navy SEALS

THURSDAY EVENING APR,L 3°. 1992 6:00 6:30 7:00 7:30 8:00 8:30 9:00 9:30 10:00 10:30 11:00 11:30 12:00 12:30 Newhart Arsenio Hall O News CBS News Can Be Tow Top Cops Sheet Stories Human Factor News o CBC News Newsmag Wonder Y Kate & Alhe Design W Return to Buchach Journal |starUey Cup Playolls Smythe Semifinal - Oilers at Kings Shopping CD News CBS News Wh. Fortune Jeopaidyi Top Cops Street Stones Human Factor News Silk Stalkmgs Tonight Show CD News NBC News Ent. Tonight Cur Allan Cosby Show Cheers | Wings LA Law News CD Can Be Told ABC News M'A'S'H Family Feud Movie. "Columbo Death Hits the Jackpot Primetime Live Arsenio Ha Night line Used Cars Art Beat CD Oceanus Business MacNeil/Lehrer Newshour Wild Am An Beat Mystery' Lodj Ghetto CD Reading MacNeil/Lehrer Newshour Wild Am ThursNrte Old House Mysleryl Brideshead Revisited Served Thurs-Nite Money Paid Prog CD Full House Boss' Married Night Court Simpsons Simpsons Beverly HiUs. 90210 Star Trek: Next Gener. Married Dennis Miller M-A-S-H | Hunter CD Boss' Golden Girls Married Stanley Cup Playolls Norm Semifinal - North Stars al Red Wings News Married Sportscenier Motorcycles ESPN Yachting Up Close Sport scenter LPBT Bowling Boxing Baseball Master ol Dragonard Hill TMC Movie The Forbidden Dar «8" | Movie "Watchers II JMovie "The Marrying Man

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