Wash Hands Commercial

Wash hands Commercial

Susan: Yes it was ordered on Thursday and shipped out

Ben: Good morning Susan! Looking good!

Susan: Yes I’d say he’s a walking pandemic

Ben: Morning

Ben: Bob can I get those numbers?

Bob: Quite frankly…he scares me

Coworker: Ben was my accountant for 15 years

Ben: Gentlemen!

Coworker: Very scary stuff, very scary stuff

Ben: Alright guys! Union five right here.

Coworker laughs

Announcer: Four out of five guys wash their hands. Can somebody talk to the fifth guy?

Coworker: Makes me a little uncomfortable

Cough into arm Commercial

Female coworker: Like, like like that. That’s what we keep telling him.

Sneezes, coughs

Ben: Bob, how was the trip?

Imitates cough

Female coworker: Whats that? Who does that?

Coughs

Ben: She’s hot for me.

Sick at work Commercial

Ben: Sick? Yeah, fever, aches, pains. But…I ahem! Never take sick days.

Boss: Another graph there. You know, your part is covered here we got it covered if you want to go.

Ben: It’s kind of a record really, five years, no sick days.

Boss: Meet our new employee John

Sneezes

Ben: Welcome aboard.

Boss: How would I describe Ben to you? Um…The next black plague. They’re gonna say how did that happen? Was it rats? No, it was Ben over at amalgamated. Responsible for the death of Europe.

Jeff: I’m thinking about asking to get some plastic wrap put around over there.

Jeff (in fake high-pitched voice): Hello Ben this is Officer Fairchild at the fire department. We need you to evacuate as soon as possible.

Ben: Evacuation? Now?

Jeff (in fake high-pitched voice): Uh huh, please.

Ben: Jeff, this is you isn’t it?

Jeff (in fake high-pitched voice): No!

Boss: Sure, I love it when my employees are dedicated and want to come to work. But you gotta draw the line.