8 VOLUME 137.~ ./)1) tEST COLLEGE NEWSPAPER GREENCASTLE, INDIANA .35 ~ , rty s andalrock Di Admissions Director Murray linked Parties, kegs put library on .~ l~ to drugs, shady characters for SIN '. :~,:,~~ ,1-": " ,_' ~ '. '~?/ ~! by Stewstein 8. Sakword brary, he tried to salvage his by Cwose Dwya hear on WGAG, the campus incredibly::~',~jF~~e. , "''W ...... The crack investigative reputation and theuniversity's. The night of November radio station). It seems that an You thm1c"J:w:~!.. d have reporting of the DePoon news The illegal profits were 9,1988, marked yet another first underground student group on TROUBLE conViMing stu­ staff has uncovered an illegal, deposited into a top secret in thePee-Wee.. (Jear Era (read: the DiPPy U. campus, SIN, Save dents to drink? The mere covert operation covering five account at Credite First Citi­ PROHIBmON). Roy O. West Inebriation Now (see related rumor of a keg sends 'em run- continents and headed by zens. Next, a former DiPpy U. Library was placed on Social story somewhere in this "pa­ nin'." DiPpy U. Director of Admis­ administrator, underworld Probation indefinitely. per"), was behind the band and According to the unnamed sions Colonel Oliver N. Mur- drug lord and officer at the At 11 p.m. on the night in other sodalevents at the Libes. source, liThe keg placement ray to fund the Save Inebria­ bank, Nisham Walabson, then question, Snot Ballem, presi­ Since the onset of the 1988- . was KEY. Putting them on the tion Now movement. removed the money from the dent of Phly Kmppa Psigh fra;' 89 school-year, SIN has been third floor and the band in the Campus Commandante account and placed it into a temUy, was forced to fileanoise responsible for some very suc­ basement provided for MAX­ Doug Caucus and Special light-blue watertight bag. complaint with Doug Caucus, cessful parties on campus, in SOCIAL-FLOW. Kept the Agent Joan EverClear refused Every Wednesday moming, on campus commandant. Appar­ fact, the ONLY successful par:.. noise-level up, too." comment. his way to Chapel, Mr. Walab­ ently, the band (Dolby, Raw & ties held this year, which in- "Umm... well, EVERY­ The DePoon has uncov­ son would drop the money into Mess) that was playing in the . dude most notably the nightly BODY knows it's THE place to ered irrefutably startling evi­ the Walsh- party. I mean it dence that links Murray.with ington C. was sooo cool drug peddling, profit skim­ DePoon when they had ming, shady underworld char­ Memorial itch Clear :makes herself a cat the open house acters, and SIN inan effort to fountain, (October 14) boost DiPpy u.' s faUingadmis­ where it by: Cwose Dwya with the hors named to the position of "Offi.. the uncanny ability to trans­ sionsstatistics. Murray's prob­ would be Joan Ever Clear, special agent d'oeuvres and cial DiPpy U. Campus Witch" form herself into a long-haired lem began when Caucus and picked up by of Doug Caucus, has devel­ live music. Be­ black cat (known affection­ Clear declared DiPpy U. a a member of oped a new technique which sides, it's the ately on campus as "Inkspot") "party free zone." SIN. the Campus Commandante only place on which allows her to slink in "When word got around SIN findsespedally helpfulin their campus that and out of campus hangouts the country that little Danny membe'rs, ongoing investigation of the wasn't on social and hot-spots with the rela­ Quail's alma mater wasn't loaded with Save Inebriation Now move­ pro already. tive approval of the students. partying any more, admissions illegal drug ment. The crack investigative Now it really ~'Heh, heh, heh! The un­ hit the skids," Murray said. profits from reporting of the DePoon staff sucks!" said a suspecting little brats got aU Highly placed sources in DiPpy U., uncovered this photo of Clear member of SIN. wimpy and sympathetic and the administration of Uttle funneled the the night before the Roy O. The anony­ let ME iJ1 the library to keep Robbie provided the outline of money into a bust. mous spokes­ by her bpss, Qoug Caucus. In warm. And I got 'em! the illegal activity. local liquor Clear has secretly been person for the that capacity, she was given THEY'RE BUSTED!" Five years ago little Robbie store, where group said that got caught in a pinch after los­ it went to . "The library in­ ing financial support for the purchase beer and liquor for keggers in Roy O. Every night cident will not put SIN out. of Center for Contemporary parties at Roy O. The parties, "after-hours" room was too this semester, SIN· has had a business. SIN will never die. Media. He decided on a grand caUed lithe bestoftheyear," re­ loud. "How can we compete keg available iorstudent con­ We already have proponents scheme to sen illegal drugs in kindled DiPpy Uo's reputation socially with THAT?!" asserted sumption in the third stall of in many aspects of campus life. DePoonland to raise the as a party school and were Jeff Gibson, sodal chairman of each bathroom on the third By 1990, SIN will be the mov­ money. solely responsible for Danny Phly Krappa Psilgh. floor of the library. ing force on campus." Murray, who helped de­ Quail's election as Vice-Presi­ Crack invesligativereport­ Theleader of SIN, who has l(gib' sen)n. A dry vise the plan, began skimming dent of the United States. ing by The DePoon news staff asked to remain anonymous martini having a small pickled some of the profits from the . "It was a great plan that has uncoyered the TRUTH ; for academic reasons, told this onion in place of an olive or a drug sales to support SIN. almost worked," Murray said behind the partying at Roy 0 lreporter that spreading the twist of lemon peel. American Single-handedly, by keeping fromafri.end'~isolatedseaside (real news you will NEVER rnews of the nightly parties was Heritage Dictionary of the the party scene aHve in the li- home in Kennebunkport, English Language. p. 556. Maine. Fresh en en edin ati a c injure two at bar by Bob Sakward Monday night, but represents edly lost his hearing when he face when she walked by a saidthe emergency dQctor at A herd of freshmen girls an all-too-common situation at unwiUinglyventured too dose freshman girl flipping her hair. Putnam County, "we'll fix'er invaded Toppers on Monday both of Greencastle's bars. Un­ to the freshme111 mob. "1 heard Evidently it was razor-sharp up raaht." At press time her night. Bar patrons cringed in fortunately, for two regulars, a lot of squealing, and then one due primarily to the excess condition was only slightly horror as the shrieking and fifty cent beer night turned into of the girls said something like amount of hair spray. She was improved .. c screaming reached new dec­ a night of terror. 'I saw the most toootally gor­ treated and released from One. disgruntled patron ibles. lilt was ugly," said one Al though the details are geous guy' in the highest voice Putnam County Hospital, how­ summed it up, ''It was just a witness, "they were every­ sketchy, two upperclassmen and then, then everything went ever the junior was in serious stupid accident. We go to the where, hitting on EVERY­ were rushed to Putnam County silent, I was petrified." but stable condition. bar to escape them (freshmen), ONE." Hospital with serious injuries. In another case, a junior re­ "Ain't nothin a little sur­ and there they are, it sucks." The incident occurred last The first, a senior male, aUeg- ceived deep abrasions to her gery plastic. can't do to her," 2 NOVEMBER 11,1988 :'H Rob ert Bottoms is going to continue as president of the _~~~~_t_~~e~r~e~C_O~r_~~~~~~~~~~~~_univemll~shouldhecon~dHchangingh~bdname?" Gingi Vitis Dewey Hewey Try Adams Cher A. Blanket Mike 'Seems' Sobriah Jon Low by Joe Will Taker/photos by Chilla Casey "Seems to me, the ginko is in a pretty good place. It "With the hunger of tru!~ university, I feel they're start­ seems to be in the middle of campus. The only complaint I ing to put different Tefrige~ators in places where they can might have is that it seems a little smelly over there. But it "1 think Greencastle city officials have the responsibil­ just fill the needs of the university. seems like Ithat's the best spot that was open." ity to get the administration and take them somewhere "I feel that some of these refrigerators are important, -Mike 'Seems' Sobriah, senior where they'll be taken care of, like a shelter or something, but maybe they need to expand more." but only if they become a problem-if they start attacking -Try Adams, ~enior "Since they're unbeaten it looks like we don't have a people, start running in packs, or something. very good ,:hance, but you know DiPpy U. and Wabash­ "Right now I don't think they're really harming any­ "I feelthat because of the amount of dogs that we have you alw"tys know it's going to be a fun game because it's body but if they become a problem then we'll need to do and the number of students, it's not the best sysb_m. In such a neat rivalry. something about it. terms of being given only two choices of the puppies that "PerS\)nally, I predict we're going to win 24-23.