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It's a block of text slipping away, and my need to _ODG delicate balance to strike, trying to adequately thank our lovely magazine staff growing ever 3 The Gentle Art of Editing thank all the kind folks that help pull the stronger. So big up to the production crew, David Ravensbergen magazine together, and still have a few sound for sticking out the unreasonable hours and Editor bite-worthy bits for Entertainment Tonight. creating a beautiful issue out of chaos. Much DAVID RAVENSBERGEN 4 Eater's Digest Of course my parents, who've made this all appreciation to all who contributed text, even Art Director Coral Short possible, simply must be mentioned, but I fear if it didn't find its way into print this month. WILL BROWN 4 Riff Raff if I start listing off names you'll be tempted to Thanks to the loyal proofreaders, and the Production Manager ALANNA SCOTT Bryce Dunn change the channel and pick up a stray copy of attendees of the emergency strategy session 5 Cinema Aspirant 24 Hours instead. I imagine Grammy winners the night before final deadline. Finally, a Allan Maclnnis go through the same gut-wrenching process hearty pat on the back to everyone that helped 5 Strut, Fret and Flicker the eve before their big night. But when their out with our guerilla distribution plan this Penelope Mulligan name finally gets called, all that meticulous month. speech preparation goes out the window, and Taking a page from the book of Bono, no 6 Mixtape they all reach for the sweaty napkin with the Ladyhawk Grammy speech/editorial is complete without dreaded list of thank-yous. a mention of social activism or progressive 6.. Spectres of Discord The night before everything is sealed up, politics. I leave you this month with a call Review Manager KatSiddle JORDIE SPARKLE pdfd and sent to the printer is an emotional for everyone to inform themselves about the Layout & Design 7....... Textually Active time for us here at Discorder too. While this impending Gateway Project; if more pavement WILL BROWN Inkstuds, Down By Law? Field Notes From A month has featured the usual laughs and doesn't strike you as a good solution to the ALANNA SCOTT Catastrophe occasional hysterics, the most prominent Lower Mainland's transportation woes, then make your dissent heard! Jane Jacobs and a 14 Calendar feeling in my text-addled brain right now is Production plain and simple fatigue. We've been cooped up group of concerned citizens halted the Spadina WILL BROWN Sandra Kang for days while the air outside is hot and thick Expressway in Toronto, and we can foil Kevin MARLO CARPENTER as molasses, and I've come down with some Falcon's short-sighted plan here too. 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