Minnesota State University Moorhead RED: a Repository of Digital Collections The Mistic Student Newspapers 4-1-1968 The Misfit, April 1, 1968 Moorhead State College Follow this and additional works at: https://red.mnstate.edu/mistic Recommended Citation Moorhead State College, "The Misfit, April 1, 1968" (1968). The Mistic. 276. https://red.mnstate.edu/mistic/276 This News Article is brought to you for free and open access by the Student Newspapers at RED: a Repository of Digital Collections. It has been accepted for inclusion in The Mistic by an authorized administrator of RED: a Repository of Digital Collections. For more information, please contact [email protected]. Players Desert Condueter Checkthemoneyin Before Concert Pandemonium broke loose back­ Stunned, Checkthemoneyin had no and "Don't hit him with the bass flute. She was taken to the health flutes was still missing. It was later stage Saturday night when Symphony comment. viol, you'll scratch the surface," he center where she had her eyes reported that the flute was being Orchestra Conductor Checkthemon­ "We shall not stand for this," finally quieted the throng. tested. used in the health center to entertain eyin announced a lack of funds for cried Stanislawski, "Either we get "This is the last you'll be hearing To audience members, the orche­ sick patients. that night's performance. our money or we leave!" Within mo­ from us," shouted Stanislawski as he stra appeared bewildered and dazed. From Peter and the Wolf to their ments fierce engagements broke out and his fellow Minni Police musicians This aura appeared to remain with "It is with regret," Checkthemon­ last selection, except for a few cring- between Minni police and Moorhead grabbed their instruments and tramp­ them all evening. The supposed "Even eyin stated, "that I must relate to ingly sharp notes and moments of State College Symphony Orchestra ed off stage. ing of Ease" started off well with you my brief conversation of a few weakness in several sections, the members. "Fifteen minutes before curtain," Lully's Fanfare, taking into conside­ minutes ago with Mr. Earnest. It Symphony Orchestra gracefully seem­ someone shouted. Dazed, the Moor­ ration that only five out of the seven seems there has been some misap­ Orchestra manager Keith Luster ed to muddle through. head State College Symphony Orches­ trumpeters were missing. Perhaps this propriation of the money that was was seen leading a charge at the tra members huddled together, and regal number would have been a little But alas, their last number, Flight to be be used to pay for the profes­ head of the violin section. Luster was decided that the best play would be more stirring if the audience could of the Bumble Bee by Rimsky-Kor- sionals appearing in tonight's con­ also heard to cry, "Fifty-Four-Forty- to punt. Finally, with Conductor have heard it. sakov, never got off the ground. The cert." or-Fight" and "In your heart you know he's right." These events oc­ Checkthemoneyin, members slowly Prokofiev's Peter and the Wolf, a bee, or the violins, symbolizing the Before Checkthemoneyin could curred before the audience arrived. trudged into the orchestra pit, to pre­ normally delightful and bouncy tale whole "Evening of Ease" was some­ continue, a group of musicians, led Shortly before the doors were to sent their fourth concert this year, of a boy in search of his first wolf, how mired and unable to find its by Violinist Igor Stanislawski of the open, Checkthemoneyin succeeded entitled "An Evening of Ease." was sad. Without the bassoon to play wings and fly. Minni Police Symphony Orchestra in ending the skirmish. By raising Only one injury resulted, Cassie the part of Peter's Grandpa and a One orchestra fan was heard to marched up to Checkthemoneyin his baton and shouting " peace, Kromlick, a Violinist, found her string quartet for Peter, something ask at the end of the concert—"What and demanded that they be paid. peace," "The show must go on" finger lodged in Sharon Croaksteads seemed to be lacking. Also, one of the happened?" THE MO AD MISFIT Only Issue Moorhead State College, Moorhead, Minnesota April 1, 196S Senate President Is Stabbed In Back McCaesar opened another meeting Mark Anton began a speech of praise, of orgies and bring the onslaught of the student senate with the historic immaculately dressed in his sweat of a population boom in Rome. But words, "Veni, Veni, Veni (Wane). toga. "Friends, Romans, Countrymen, the big events of the day had tired The first order of business was the lend me your Ban." Senator Matson- the senators and no one spoke out. ius then leaped from the third tier installation of chariot racks for the The emperor then suggested that coliseum. Senator Bernus brought up in another exhibition of free toga fall. the meeting be closed to which Sen­ the motion and awoke Senator Haug- ator Bernus immediately called, us to second the motion. Zeus be Now in a fit of frenzy, some­ "Point of Order, Point of Order, Point praised, it passed. A cause for cele­ one took the floor for the elimin­ of Order." bration, for this was the first time ation of girl's dorm hours. Specta­ in LXIX years that anything had pass­ tor Zuehlsdorius suggested that McCaesar quickly conferred with ed through the senate besides people. this would lead to the prolonging Daleus, his advisor, who took the floor saying, "What I do, I do for the citizens of Rome, and therefore shaddup Cloddus." Senator Matsonius looked up from News Staff Chooses his broken leg and made a motion that the meeting be adjourned which was quickly seconded by a frog in the rear of the building, there be­ Slate of Executives ing no one else awake at the time. As the senators awoke and began The Misfit wishes to announce the Dung's major accomplishment has to exit, the cry went up, "Remem­ complete list of candidates for the been a total disruption of the check- ber the games at the coliseum, position of president of the college. cashing procedures on campus. they're throwing the Christian can­ The first candidate seems to have a Senator Dung was also given the didate to the lions today." lot of support from the Industrial task of arranging for the student Arts department and also the book­ plague, in cooperation with "clean As McCaeser walked from the store, he is Dean Pickle. Another as a whistle" Lacy. building, he felt a sharp pain in his back followed by 29 more. He turn­ candidate is currently serving a term Our final aspirant is Candidate ed saying, "So that's where those 30 as Student Senator at Loose, Senator Hentracks. Hentracks has claimed that TEKE's went." One final stab felled Dung. Thus far most of his support he will not run, and if selected he will the great McCaesar and as he look­ comes from his mother. not serve. However, after a very "Friends, Romans, Countrymen," began the immortal McCaesar in a ed up at the final offender, he spoke speech shortly before the Apex of his Career, "Lend me your wives, and we extensive investigation by the Misfit, In every race there is an unannoun­ the ancient words, "Et tu B. A." will cross the Rubicon." ced candidate and our non-candidate we have come to the conclusion that is Dean Hentracks. Editor Banit has this is totally and unequivocally false. been reported as saying, "All of these Thus far, this candidate's accomplish­ men feel they are qualified, however ments consist of the little green infor­ This issue has been printed with we of the Misfit feel they all deserve mation sheets his secretaries put out the intention of making you laugh, each week and (censored). Dean Hen­ please don't cry. We couldn't bear Stains Will Not Be careful consideration and investiga­ tion." tracks has been considered to many it. to be an excellent choice because he Chalk our excesses up to April Dean Pickle has always expressed does not like to interfere in the stu­ Fool's day and youthful exuber­ a willingness to be president of dent's affairs (??). ance. No harm is intended to any Washed Away, Ever something. He has tried to join This concludes our list of candi­ living person. All compliments and numerous organizations so he can dates and on April 1, 1968, at 6:00 praise should be mailed to the The usual clamor arose in the Stu­ President McCaesar was "wishy- a.m. general campaigning will begin be president. Some of these organiz MISTIC. If you wish to call in dent Forum last Monday. There was washy." for the next six months. The Misfit ations are: LSA, IRC, W-UCCF, person, you will find the staff After the first outcry died down, will follow past tradition and will en­ laughter, crying, and general pande­ Newman, YGOP, YDFL, SMEA, hiding in the Vets room, Weld ex-Senator Bernus elaborated on his dorse all of the candidates because monium. This was brought on by ex- SDS and the Peace Corps. Much to Hall. charge. It seems that President Mc­ "we never take stands." his disappointment, failure has lurk­ Senator Bernus, who charged that Caesar has been hanging his wash in ed around every corner and the the Coliseum, a privilege before re­ only road left is to be the president served for the high administrators of of the college. It has been discover­ Moorhead State College. ed Dean Pickle is a famous televi­ sion personality. He is the star of Ex-Senator Bernus went on to Channel 13's newest program, charge that last Monday, President "How to succeed in Love without McCaesar had so much of his wash hanging in the Coliseum, that the really trying." President of the college, Dr.