Conversation Sniper AlphaSymposium.com The Conversation Sniper 101 brilliant conversation savers and hilarious one liners that make you the winner in every set BY: Mark Sing Getting stuck in your conversations is a terrible feeling. You’ve opened like a champ, the set stuck, you worked in your gambits, then suddenly there’s an awkward silence and you can see her attraction wavering with each passing second. You wish you had something clever to say to fill in that gap. You wish you had a few extra bullets in your mag that you could shoot into the conversation to explode her attraction for you that much more. Well here it is! “The Conversation Sniper” Say these clever one-liners to a woman and you’ll be right back on course. Like anything else, it’s best to take the ones you feel 100% about. Belief in your line is half the battle. So take the ones you like, memorize them Conversation Sniper AlphaSymposium.com and/or add them to your cell phone, and put them to use. Also, when reading, remember that teasing and playfulness build attraction. Imagine it like two kids in the school yard; you’re just busting her chops a little bit because you’re witty and you have a strong, attractive frame. Some of these lines can come off harsh unless they're delivered correctly. So make sure you're saying them in jest. With the right calibration these types of funny one-liners build attraction FAST. We always love hearing feedback so let us know what you think. We know these one-liners will get you that much closer to sealing the deal. Good luck! • I read your file, I know what you’re capable of (I know what you’re up to) • Go ahead and take a minute to get over this whole “insert topic” thing, I’ll wait… Conversation Sniper AlphaSymposium.com • Is that what you say to all the guys? • Is that one of your pick-up lines? • Not only are you fantastic, but you’re very fantastic • I work at the freak show. I’m the world’s tallest midget • I work at the freak show. I’m the one headed man • Nod your head no while saying yes • You don’t like (insert topic here)? That’s it, we can’t be friends anymore. OR, That’s it, we’re broken up now Conversation Sniper AlphaSymposium.com • I’m going to the bathroom, here, watch my phone. Don’t look through it though, you won’t be able to handle what you find in there • I promise to text you 500 times in a row until your cell phone overheats and burns a hole in your purse • When you stalk me please promise to put the ladder back in my garage. All the other girls leave it resting on my house and it drives me nuts • Oh you’re a model? I didn’t think there was much of a market for hand models anymore. Are you getting any work? Conversation Sniper AlphaSymposium.com • What are you like an eyebrow model of something? • You’d look cute with a fanny pack • I bet you’re good at rollerblading, huh? • I bet you’re good at shot put • I have to adjust my halo just to get into the room. • I’m the official spokesperson for ... weather, clouds, raccoons, flying fish • You're safe to go to dinner with me cuz I know the Hymlic remover. Conversation Sniper AlphaSymposium.com • I've/you've been picked up so many times I'm/you're starting to grow handles • I refuse to answer that on the grounds of I don't want to • Talk amongst yourself for a minute. I'll be right back. • I have a brother. He's crazy though. Last week he screamed at the cat because he didn't vote. • See this palm. That's where she just had some lunch. • What is something someone would be surprised to learn about you? Conversation Sniper AlphaSymposium.com • If you could put up a billboard, what would it say on it? • If you could do anything without any chance of failure what would it be? • If you had 90 million dollars, what would you do with your life? • It's been real. It's been fun. But it hasn't been real fun. • What’s your earliest memory? • If you could get on a plane right now and travel anywhere in the world, where would it be? Conversation Sniper AlphaSymposium.com • I can't believe you said that. You owe me a letter of apology due immediately. • You need to shut up when you talk • Do you meditate? No. That explains it. • Remember, flies spread disease, so keep yours closed • Woah, you’re smart. I bet when your 52 minutes through CSI you can predict the ending, huh? • When she says something stupid, say: “You’re so pretty” • Dunce corner for you, little girl! Conversation Sniper AlphaSymposium.com • If she asks why you’re there, say: “I know you’re trying to leave with me but c’mon now, we just met. Relax over there, seductress” • Thank god you’re fun kinda • Don’t come unpeeled now • I think you lost your shooter marble. If I find it I’ll let you know • You put the ass in assertive • Here you are complaining about xxxxx, don’t you know that 9 out of 10 African children die every 2 minutes? C’mon, be more appreciative for what you have. Conversation Sniper AlphaSymposium.com • Am I right or am I very right? • Does that feel good or amazing? • I bet only recently you figured out that there’s not a left sock and not a right sock, huh? • Stand down sergeant hater • Relax captain negatron • Going to the bathroom are ya? Look, you’re not at home right now. You can’t just throw your leg up on the sink and let one fly. Try to have some class when you’re in there, ok? Conversation Sniper AlphaSymposium.com • I’m willing to bet that misses cranky pants over here has a nice side to her. It’s buried deep, but it’s in there. • Don’t think you’re getting lucky tonight there, turbo • I knew we were meant for each other the first time we met 5 minutes ago • When she tells you an idea that’s kind of dumb or ridiculous: “Do me a favor and give me some warning before you go and shoot your ideas all over my face” • I can tell just by looking at you that you don’t take any crap. Neither do I. That’s why we’d never get along. Conversation Sniper AlphaSymposium.com • Well I can't tell you what it means to lay these weary eyes on your beautiful beautiful face. • If that's what you really believe, I'm afraid I can't help you with that. • I'm gonna need Google translate on my phone if I'm gonna keep talking to you. • Slow down there Johnny Hustle/Charlie Hustle. • Social awkwardness is often the curse of a genius • Getting old ain't for pussies • So do you like ... weather? Conversation Sniper AlphaSymposium.com • I don't know what to say to that (as you give a forehead slap type expression) • Who are you, and where have you been my whole life? • I got 6 numbers today. One more and I would have had a complete phone number. • You have 2 ears and 1 mouth for a reason. LISTEN. • Turn to your friend and say: I come in peace. Her, not so much (as you point to the girl) Conversation Sniper AlphaSymposium.com • You know what, I’ve walked by you on multiple occasions and you didn’t try to grab my ass. What’s going on over here? • Did you learn that pick up line from a book? • Is that purse imitation-imitation Gucci? • Smack yourself on the ass, you’re a genuis • I’m your biggest fan. No seriously, I think I’m your biggest fan (good to say if you’re overweight) • You’re so cute, when you’re trying so hard to be cute • You’re so cute when you’re trying to be funny Conversation Sniper AlphaSymposium.com • When she asks you for a favor say: “I will vote yes on proposition NO” • Don’t think you’re getting lucky tonight. I have to wake up early to wash my hair and get my nails done • Relax, or you’ll blow an o-ring • I’m so glad you’re not funny because sometimes when I laugh I giggle like a school girl and it’s embarrassing • Getting bumped by you is like being knocked over by a sparrow • I can cook 3 dishes, 2 are the same thing Conversation Sniper AlphaSymposium.com • I’m your favorite ass model’s favorite ass model • Don’t make me start tossing charisma around. We don’t want you to lose your precarious grasp on your composure • There are so many great things about you- I’ll let you know when I find them • Relax, or you’re gonna hyperextend your ponytail/eyebrows/vocal chords/anus • Don’t make me slap your hand like a schoolteacher • My ex-girlfriend is a cage fighter. If she attacks you just play dead Conversation Sniper AlphaSymposium.com • You and my grandma should totally go pick up guys together • If you were a cop and you arrested me I’d soooooo sweet talk my way out of custody • Crackers and cheese are my bread and butter (also steak and lobster, Papas and beer, water and lemon) • The voices inside your head are really starting to make sense to me now • C’mon, don’t be a sea donkey/douche canoe/ douche copter/slapjack/ponce • When she’s loud say: “Damn, you blew out my miracle ear” Conversation Sniper AlphaSymposium.com • If she spills her drink: “Hey, can we get a children’s sippy cup for this girl?” • I have to tell you something.