The Wall of Lies Number 118 Newsletter established 1991, club formed June first 1980 The newsletter of the South Australian Doctor Who Fan Club Inc., also known as SFSA SStaTATE STATE Adelaide, May--June 2009 WEATHER: Swine flu Free Chimp bites, sues for $50m by staff writers Travis the chimp bit Charla who should have known better. The family of the woman bitten by Travis the chimp on February 16 have brought a lawsuit for US$50 million against the owner. Charla Nash was placed in a medically induced coma after the ferocious attack while helping friend Sandra Herold corral the animal. Nash was left with horrific injuries to her head and hands, indicating the ape suspected the hands were up to no good. Herold, who was widowed in 2004, appears to have taken the chimp as a surrogate partner; bathing and cuddling in bed after an exotic meal and wine in long stemmed glasses. The moral of the story: if a strange woman asks O you to get into her car, offers you sweets or wants ut t N No you to take on her 90 Kilogram ape in bare handed ow combat, tell her “No.”. ! A stupid animal and (right) Travis the Chimp. Doctor Who month late! by staff writers Is the one month turnaround the best possible world? The one month delay before Australian transmissions of Doctor Who: The Chameleon Factor # 80 Next Doctor and Planet of the Dead appears to be the Australian O Broadcasting Corporation’s current limit. Senior management have pointed u N t No towards rights issues being the only factor which keeps even this interval ow ! between UK and Australian broadcasts. However, the BBC has confirmed Torchwood: Children of Earth will be broadcast on the BBC Worldwide owned Foxtel cable channel UKTV in early July. While the BBC had no confirmed screening dates in the UK, its first run must follow mid June and break the month gap. Benjamin F. Elliott, the author of This Week in Doctor Who for the last 11 years has written an open letter to broadcasters arguing for unified world- wide screenings (available from http://gallifreyone.com/thisweek.php). ABC management calls this “interesting” but makes no other comment. SFSA magazine # 24 q Continued Page 2 Andromeda Signal, page 2. Dogtor Who, page 4. Doctor Who month late! q from Page 1 I m a g e On March 25th Steve Roberts announced that the Restoration Team forum would c . close on April 1st. This was brought forward a day, apparently due to a steep L E increase on abusive posts. This abuse (trolling) was cited by Roberts as one of S I the reasons for the end of the forum, along with “incompatibility between the site's A - original aim of openness and access to the production process and the require- C F ments of operating in a commercial world”. H T The Restoration Team was founded in 1992 when a group of BBC employees approached then BBC archivist Paul Lee about acting in an unofficial capacity on Doctor Who releases. The BBC gave the Team a great deal of latitude and it was in this environment in 1999 that Roberts launched a forum on the Restoration Team site. The rules were stringent with only questions on technical aspects Image of Corot-7b’s star. allowed and speculation on future releases banned. This became less viable in 2004 when the BBC and Woolworths merged DVD Sky Watch arms and formed 2 Entertain. With the Team acting in a more formal environment they had less power with the end result being that the forum became a medium for criticism rather than information, making the closure inevitable. Planetary graves discovered Preservation Issues EVIDENCE IS MOUNTING TO DEMONSTRATE that solar system creation is a fraught process even in the Audio Andromeda received by Beeb later stages. Astronomers using the Spitzer Space by staff writers Telescope estimate between one and three percent Contacts of white dwarfs have asteroids. Such aged systems AN AUDIO RECORDING OF A for have passed through a giant phase and asteroids Jamie Stidiford Andromeda: The Last Mystery would be the remnant of planetary systems. (President) (episode seven) has been returned [email protected] to the BBC. As Corot-7b, the lightest exoplanet yet was announced by the Centre National d'Etudes This was apparently recorded by an Spatiales, a survey of the hundreds of exoplanet Martin Dunne unknown fan aged thirteen on its systems discovered in the last decade reveal a gap sole UK broadcast in 1961. The in observed planets. (The Wall of Lies editor) tape was found by the recordist in [email protected] the late 2000s and eagerly claimed The detection method has a bias towards large by the BBC. planets orbiting close to the patent star, however Tammy Vogel A for Andromeda was written by mathematical modeling on the discovered systems (Magazine editor) John Elliot from an idea by Fred reveals a gap in the expected systems. Many of [email protected] Hoyle and broadcast as a seven these systems appear to have developed with plan- episode serial in 1961. ets brushing their stars, only to have these suns consume the closest planet. Postal address: Full copies of photographs taken PO Box 3227 during transmission (or tele-snaps) A paper in Astrophysical Journal suggests tidal are held by a private collector, and forces are to blame, that is a slight gravitational Rundle Mall SA 5000 film clips of episodes one, two, imbalance in the proximity of the bodies may result three and seven exist. in a bulge accruing on the stellar surface, resulting in the planet being sucked into the star. Previous Mailing list A copy of episode six The Face of models of these systems suggest planets in unsta- the Tiger was known to exist in pri- ble orbits may be ejected into space or fall into the subscription: vate hands since the 1980s and sun, however tidal forces have not been seen as [email protected] was purchased and returned to the significant agents of destruction. BBC by Ian Levine in 2005. This is a publication of SFSA: the South Australian Doctor Who Fan Club Inc., a non profit organisation. 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Meeting details are subject to change at short notice. 2 www.sfsa.org.au May-June 2009 Printed by the Federal Printing House Season 26 Discounts The first story once called WOLFBANE has been retitled Transmission schedule Pulp Fiction CURSE OF FENRIC...The May to June 2009 10% off comics and graphic novels story, said to be the season's show piece, which was once Doctor Who on ABC1 titled STORM OVER AVALON Events has been renamed 19.30 Sunday 31/5/09 BATTLEFIELD...Story 3 is to be May 16 General meeting 3 to 10pm completely recorded on location ~ Doctor Who: Planet of the Dead Venue: Adelaide High School and has been set in Cost: $3 members/$4 others Perivale...BESTIARY is the title Torchwood on ABC2 Followed by of the 4th and final story. It has Torchwood Declassified June 6 Pub meeting 5.30pm been written by Marc Platt who's 22.30 Fridays Venue: The Excelsior Hotel Gallifreyan script was turned (that’s the Pub which Walks) down. ~ Everything Changes 19/6.09 ~ Jack’s Back June 20 Annual General meeting 3 to 10pm [The final titles and production ~ Day One 26/6/09 Venue: Adelaide High School order were The Curse of Fenric, ~ Bad Day at the Office Cost: $3 members/$4 others Battlefield, Survival and Ghost Light, Platt’s unused script was ABC’s rights to Doctor Who series two July 4 Pub meeting 5.00pm novelised as Lungbarrow.] expire this year; expect the series to Venue: Buckingham Arms Hotel return in July. July 18 General meeting 3 to 10pm The Wall of Lies 58 UKTV will screen Torchwood: Children Venue: Adelaide High School June/July 99 of Earth in July Cost: $3 members/$4 others OBITUARY: JOHN WILES Who Producer Dies TEN has the rights to K9. John Wiles, who was the sec- ond producer of Doctor Who Check local and daily program listings. Double Gammas 2009 (during 1965 and 1966) recently Thanks to all who made nominations for the passed away, aged 67. Club National Doctor Who fan awards 3PM June 19th AGM Archive The Blue Death Featuring a cast of thousands, and your committee and friends, this mega-budget spectacular is coming to a Chameleon Factor SADWFC near you! In other ISSUE 48 JUNE 1989 words, a spoofy video made by the committee to celebrate the [Last Rosie Peck, first Corey McMahon.] end of the club year... Fun for Membership all... Annual membership rates are $15. This entitles you to one year’s subscrip- tion to the club’s publications: bimonthly Fandom The Wall of Lies and SFSA magazine, and the Doctor Who themed yearbook CONJECTURE 2009 Chameleon Factor. Also included are discounted entry fees to SFSA meet- ings, and discounts at various stores 48th Australian SF NatCon around Adelaide. Holiday Inn, Hindley Street, Publications Adelaide, South Australia Chameleon Factor # 81 5th - 8th of June, 2009 Theme: Our Doctor Who year book. SFSA # 24 [email protected]. Theme: Things! http://conjecture2009.org/ www.sfsa.org.au May-June 2009 3 Subscription due if a red dot appears Dogtor Who part two in this box originally in Chameleon Factor issue 47 Gerard van Rysbergen 4 www.sfsa.org.au May-June 2009.