PRINCE CHARLES+ COVID-19 ALL PAGE 4 PAGE 6 THINGS ‘TIGER KING’ THE LIFE AND DEATH AND LIFE OF MANDY MOORE PAGE 8 WAYS TO GREET SOMEONE 5 WITHOUT TOUCHING THEM By GRIFFIN WYNNE 1. The Cadet Kelly lecturing you about washing your this little number out the next time 5. The Kylie Jenner Although you may be more of a lover hands for 20 seconds (despite the you speak to your high school friend Katie Wynne, M.Ed, a fifth-grade than a fighter, Wood shares that a fact that you taught her the “Happy — the one who just had to cancel her teacher from Swampscott, MA, tells head salute à la Cadet Kelly says: “I Birthday” hack just yesterday), and baby shower despite having ordered Bustle that the most effective way to acknowledge you, and I am ready you desperately want to hang up the decorations that were just “to die!” give someone an emotional pat on to treat you with respect.” Just relax phone and get back to marathon- the back without actually touching your shoulders, lift your arms, and ing Sex and the City for the millionth 4. The Queen Elizabeth them is through a “shout-out.” expose your palms. time, this greeting works as both a According to Wood, using the same hello and a buh-bye. exaggerated wave at the beginning “Shout-outs’ are for acknowledg- “In first greeting, I do a salute at the and the end of an encounter can help ing good things like good ideas, head and then flip to show the palm 3. The Smiley Miley the person you’re speaking with feel teamwork, being kind,” Wynne says. of the hand, so they know they know, Boho-chic is back, baby. And this seen and validated. “I’ll make you “It’s important to acknowledge ‘I recognize you, and I’m greeting you time, it’s here to stay. feel connected instead of awkward,” people and to recognize their positive from a distance at this point,’” Wood Wood says. actions.” says. For those of you who live for a “free love” moment, Wood suggests mak- In order to accomplish this, hold your Make like this greeting’s namesake, Perfect for greeting your boss over ing like Miley Cyrus circa Hannah arm out at a 45-degree angle, and Kardashian family cash cow Kylie Zoom, the Cadet Kelly communi- Montana and flashing a peace sign, create an L-shape with your elbow. Jenner, and validate your crush. Send cates friendliness and profession- otherwise known as a “V” for victory, Then, with very little wrist mobility, them a digital “hey” by shouting alism, even from a four to six-feet or the whisk your stiff palm back and them out in an Instagram story or distance. “deuces!” forth like a pendulum. Tuck feed post caption. symbol. your thumb in for an extra 2. The Simple Life robotic effect. If you pull this If you think you’re showing symp- Nothing says “loves it” like greeting This off correctly, critics will even toms of coronavirus, which include someone with a double-kiss from motion wonder if your hand in ques- fever, shortness of breath, and six feet apart, while loudly smacking will imply tion is a fake. coughing, call NHS 111 in the UK your lips and making the “Mwah! that you’re or visit the CDC website in the U.S. Mwah!” sound with your mouth. manifest- Pull this crowd-pleaser out on for up-to-date information and According to Wood, this move can ing nothing your nemesis. You know what resources. signal that you see them, you hear but peace they say — keep your friends them, and you are paying close and happiness to whoever you have close, your enemies closer. attention. the pleasure of speaking with, de- spite stressful and anxiety-inducing 2 Ideal for when your mother is the past few weeks have been. Pull Photos courtesy of Disney & Tom Burns/Getty Images Entertainment/Getty Photos courtesy of Disney & Tom ed. Howard’s Howard have criticized Tiger King for from her first and second husband, the message came its portrayal of them and the accu- disappearance of her ex, Don Lewis,” CAROLE BASKIN’S after Kardashian sations about Lewis. Carole wrote in Goode told the publication, in part. started tweet- her March 22 blog that directors Eric HUSBAND WANTS KIM ing about Tiger Goode and Rebecca Chaiklin present- Despite Carole and Howard’s opinions, King on March ed Tiger King as a “big cat version of the mystery surrounding Lewis isn’t go- KARDASHIAN TO VISIT 22. In one of her Blackfish,” but that the docuseries ing away anytime soon. Thanks to Tiger BIG CAT RESCUE multiple tweets, turned out to be nothing but “salacious King, Hillsborough County Sheriff Chad she wrote, “Wow and sensational.” Chronister is even seeking new leads the amount of Goode and Chailkin responded to Car- about Lewis. No doubt Kim Kardashian texts I’ve gotten ole’s criticism in a March 26 Los Ange- will be following the news closely. By ALLYSON KOERNER about Tiger King since I tweeted about les Times piece. “Carole talked about ll you cool cats and kittens listen it all have mentioned their belief that her personal life, her childhood, abuse up, because Carole Baskin’s Carol killed her husband! What are Ahusband invited Kim Kardashian your thoughts? Do you think Carol to visit Big Cat Rescue. Howard Baskin killed him?” believes if the Keeping Up With the Kardashians star were to visit the Carole’s second husband disappeared center in Tampa, Florida, not only could in 1997 and was declared dead in she learn about their sanctuary, but 2002. However, as alleged in Tiger that Kardashian would also realize that King, there are claims that Carole was Carole certainly did not kill her second involved with Lewis’ disappearance. husband, Jack Donald Lewis, as was Joe Exotic, her rival, even claimed that alleged by some subjects in Netflix’ she may have put Lewis in a meat Tiger King docuseries. grinder and fed him to her tigers. There are also other claims that Lewis’ “I doubt if Kim will see this video, but body is buried under a septic tank on if she were to come and spend an hour the Big Cat Rescue property. with Carole I know she would have her Carole has repeatedly denied that answer and I know what it would be,” she had anything to do with Lewis’ Howard said in a March 28 DailyBigCat disappearance, calling the allegations video posted on YouTube. As of pub- “the most ludicrous of all the lies” in lication, Kardashian hasn’t respond- a March 22 blog. And both she and Photo courtesy of Netflix Who’s Who of Netflix’s ‘Tiger King’ By JOHNNY BRAYSON a $75 million illegal - The “Tiger King” and former he new Netflix Joe Exotic drug operation in documentary se- WHERE IS ‘TIGER owner of The Greater Wynnewood Exotic south Florida, and ries Tiger King has Animal Park (GW Zoo) T testimony during KING’S MARIO completely taken over his 1989 trial even pop culture since its re- accused Tabraue TABRAUE NOW? Carole Baskin - Big Cat Rescue Owner and lease on March 20. With of using a machete Exotic’s biggest enemy; suspected by many of movie theaters closed, in an attempt to killing her former husband TV productions shut dismember the body of Tabraue has focused on which 48 exotic animals down, and live sports a federal informant who running his Miami zoo, were killed by law canceled due to the Don Lewis - Baskin’s former husband; had been murdered by the Zoological Wildlife enforcement after they coronavirus pandemic, disappeared in 1997 some of his men. At the Foundation. The zoo’s were released by their streaming is experienc- conclusion of the four- website lists the former owner in Zanesville, ing an even bigger boom month trial, Tabraue was drug kingpin as its pres- OH. The act would have Jeff Lowe - The new owner of GW Zoo; than usual. And the ultimately sentenced to ident and director, while made it more difficult for convicted felon who became Exotic’s business true crime series about 100 years behind bars. his wife Maria Tabraue is people to obtain exotic partner at one point eccentric zoo owner You don’t have to be a labeled its co-president animals and would seek Joe Exotic has been just math whiz to determine and director. The couple to regulate and provide what the doctor ordered Allen Glover - Lowe’s handyman; was given that a century has not opened the center in oversight to the industry. to fight the quaran- money by Exotic to kill Baskin yet passed since 1989 2001, shortly after Tabraue greatly opposed tine-induced cabin ever. as the year is only 2020. Tabraue’s release from the legislation, and paid But Exotic is hardly the - The Myrtle Beach So why is Tabraue out of prison. a D.C. lobbyist to fight it. Bhagavan “Doc” Antle only seedy character The bill did not advance, Safari Owner; acquaintance of Exotic prison already? featured in Tiger King. For someone who served but updated versions of There’s also zoo owner/ Tabraue was released such a high-profile and the bill were introduced drug emperor Mario John Finlay, Travis Maldonado, Dillon from prison in 2000 serious prison sentence, in both the House and Tabraue, who might be Passage - Exotic’s husbands, past and present after serving just a Tabraue hasn’t exactly Senate in 2019 by Illinois even more outlandish dozen years behind bars.