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PRINCE CHARLES+ COVID-19 ALL PAGE 4 PAGE 6 THINGS ‘ KING’

THE LIFE AND DEATH AND LIFE OF PAGE 8 WAYS TO GREET SOMEONE 5 WITHOUT TOUCHING THEM

By GRIFFIN WYNNE 1. The Cadet Kelly lecturing you about washing your this little number out the next time 5. The Kylie Jenner Although you may be more of a lover hands for 20 seconds (despite the you speak to your high school friend Katie Wynne, M.Ed, a fifth-grade than a fighter, Wood shares that a fact that you taught her the “Happy — the one who just had to cancel her teacher from Swampscott, MA, tells head salute à la Cadet Kelly says: “I Birthday” hack just yesterday), and baby shower despite having ordered Bustle that the most effective way to acknowledge you, and I am ready you desperately want to hang up the decorations that were just “to die!” give someone an emotional pat on to treat you with respect.” Just relax phone and get back to marathon- the back without actually touching your shoulders, lift your arms, and ing Sex and the City for the millionth 4. The Queen Elizabeth them is through a “shout-out.” expose your palms. time, this greeting works as both a According to Wood, using the same hello and a buh-bye. exaggerated wave at the beginning “Shout-outs’ are for acknowledg- “In first greeting, I do a salute at the and the end of an encounter can help ing good things like good ideas, head and then flip to show the palm 3. The Smiley Miley the person you’re speaking with feel teamwork, being kind,” Wynne says. of the hand, so they know they know, Boho-chic is back, baby. And this seen and validated. “I’ll make you “It’s important to acknowledge ‘I recognize you, and I’m greeting you time, it’s here to stay. feel connected instead of awkward,” people and to recognize their positive from a distance at this point,’” Wood Wood says. actions.” says. For those of you who live for a “free love” moment, Wood suggests mak- In order to accomplish this, hold your Make like this greeting’s namesake, Perfect for greeting your boss over ing like Miley Cyrus circa Hannah arm out at a 45-degree angle, and Kardashian family cash cow Kylie Zoom, the Cadet Kelly communi- Montana and flashing a peace sign, create an L-shape with your elbow. Jenner, and validate your crush. Send cates friendliness and profession- otherwise known as a “V” for victory, Then, with very little wrist mobility, them a digital “hey” by shouting alism, even from a four to six-feet or the whisk your stiff palm back and them out in an story or distance. “deuces!” forth like a pendulum. Tuck feed post caption. symbol. your thumb in for an extra 2. The Simple Life robotic effect. If you pull this If you think you’re showing symp- Nothing says “loves it” like greeting This off correctly, critics will even toms of coronavirus, which include someone with a double-kiss from motion wonder if your hand in ques- fever, shortness of breath, and six feet apart, while loudly smacking will imply tion is a fake. coughing, call NHS 111 in the UK your lips and making the “Mwah! that you’re or visit the CDC website in the U.S. Mwah!” sound with your mouth. manifest- Pull this crowd-pleaser out on for up-to-date information and According to Wood, this move can ing nothing your nemesis. You know what resources. signal that you see them, you hear but peace they say — keep your friends them, and you are paying close and happiness to whoever you have close, your enemies closer. attention. the pleasure of speaking with, de- spite stressful and anxiety-inducing 2 Ideal for when your mother is the past few weeks have been. Pull Photos courtesy of Disney & Tom Burns/Getty Images Entertainment/Getty Photos courtesy of Disney & Tom ed. Howard’s Howard have criticized for from her first and second husband, the message came its portrayal of them and the accu- disappearance of her ex, Don Lewis,” ’S after Kardashian sations about Lewis. Carole wrote in Goode told the publication, in part. started tweet- her March 22 blog that directors Eric HUSBAND WANTS KIM ing about Tiger Goode and Rebecca Chaiklin present- Despite Carole and Howard’s opinions, King on March ed Tiger King as a “big cat version of the mystery surrounding Lewis isn’t go- KARDASHIAN TO VISIT 22. In one of her Blackfish,” but that the docuseries ing away anytime soon. Thanks to Tiger multiple tweets, turned out to be nothing but “salacious King, Hillsborough County Sheriff Chad she wrote, “Wow and sensational.” Chronister is even seeking new leads the amount of Goode and Chailkin responded to Car- about Lewis. No doubt Kim Kardashian texts I’ve gotten ole’s criticism in a March 26 Los Ange- will be following the news closely. By ALLYSON KOERNER about Tiger King since I tweeted about les Times piece. “Carole talked about ll you cool cats and kittens listen it all have mentioned their belief that her personal life, her childhood, abuse up, because Carole Baskin’s Carol killed her husband! What are Ahusband invited Kim Kardashian your thoughts? Do you think Carol to visit Big Cat Rescue. Howard Baskin killed him?” believes if the Keeping Up With the Kardashians star were to visit the Carole’s second husband disappeared center in Tampa, Florida, not only could in 1997 and was declared dead in she learn about their sanctuary, but 2002. However, as alleged in Tiger that Kardashian would also realize that King, there are claims that Carole was Carole certainly did not kill her second involved with Lewis’ disappearance. husband, Jack Donald Lewis, as was , her rival, even claimed that alleged by some subjects in ’ she may have put Lewis in a meat Tiger King docuseries. grinder and fed him to her . There are also other claims that Lewis’ “I doubt if Kim will see this video, but body is buried under a septic tank on if she were to come and spend an hour the Big Cat Rescue property. with Carole I know she would have her Carole has repeatedly denied that answer and I know what it would be,” she had anything to do with Lewis’ Howard said in a March 28 DailyBigCat disappearance, calling the allegations video posted on YouTube. As of pub- “the most ludicrous of all the lies” in lication, Kardashian hasn’t respond- a March 22 blog. And both she and Photo courtesy of Netflix

Who’s Who of Netflix’s ‘Tiger King’ By JOHNNY BRAYSON a $75 million illegal - The “Tiger King” and former he new Netflix Joe Exotic drug operation in documentary se- WHERE IS ‘TIGER owner of The Greater Wynnewood Exotic south Florida, and ries Tiger King has Animal Park (GW ) T testimony during KING’S MARIO completely taken over his 1989 trial even pop culture since its re- accused Tabraue TABRAUE NOW? Carole Baskin - Big Cat Rescue Owner and lease on March 20. With of using a machete Exotic’s biggest enemy; suspected by many of movie theaters closed, in an attempt to killing her former husband TV productions shut dismember the body of Tabraue has focused on which 48 exotic animals down, and live sports a federal informant who running his Miami zoo, were killed by law canceled due to the Don Lewis - Baskin’s former husband; had been murdered by the Zoological enforcement after they coronavirus pandemic, disappeared in 1997 some of his men. At the Foundation. The zoo’s were released by their streaming is experienc- conclusion of the four- website lists the former owner in Zanesville, ing an even bigger boom month trial, Tabraue was drug kingpin as its pres- OH. The act would have Jeff Lowe - The new owner of GW Zoo; than usual. And the ultimately sentenced to ident and director, while made it more difficult for convicted felon who became Exotic’s business true crime series about 100 years behind bars. his wife Maria Tabraue is people to obtain exotic partner at one point eccentric zoo owner You don’t have to be a labeled its co-president animals and would seek Joe Exotic has been just math whiz to determine and director. The couple to regulate and provide what the doctor ordered Allen Glover - Lowe’s handyman; was given that a century has not opened the center in oversight to the industry. to fight the quaran- money by Exotic to kill Baskin yet passed since 1989 2001, shortly after Tabraue greatly opposed tine-induced cabin ever. as the year is only 2020. Tabraue’s release from the legislation, and paid But Exotic is hardly the - The Myrtle Beach So why is Tabraue out of prison. a D.C. lobbyist to fight it. Bhagavan “Doc” Antle only seedy character The bill did not advance, Safari Owner; acquaintance of Exotic prison already? featured in Tiger King. For someone who served but updated versions of There’s also zoo owner/ Tabraue was released such a high-profile and the bill were introduced drug emperor Mario John Finlay, Travis Maldonado, Dillon from prison in 2000 serious prison sentence, in both the House and Tabraue, who might be Passage - Exotic’s husbands, past and present after serving just a Tabraue hasn’t exactly Senate in 2019 by Illinois even more outlandish dozen years behind bars. kept a low profile in democrat Mike Quigley than Exotic. So where is - Convicted drug kingpin; He received such a stag- recent years. In 2014, in the House and Mario Tabraue Mario Tabraue now? owner of Miami’s Zoological Wildlife geringly early release the zoo owner made Connecticut democrat thanks to his acting as headlines for his lobby- Richard Blumenthal in Foundation Unlike Exotic, Ta- an informant for federal ing efforts in Washing- the Senate, respectively. braue is not currently authorities, helping im- ton, D.C. A proposal at - Exotic’s presidential and incarcerated — though Joshua Dial plicate murderers, mon- the time called the Big While he may have left some might argue that gubernatorial campaign manager ey launderers, and drug Cats and Public Safety his more nefarious deal- he should be. In 1987, traffickers, according to Protection Act was ings in his past, Tabraue Tabraue was arrested on James Garretson - Federal informant in the the South Florida Sun introduced by California remains a controversial racketeering and narcot- Joe Exotic case Sentinel. In the two-de- republican Buck McK- figure due to his ongoing ics charges. He is alleged cades since his release, eon, who was inspired work in the exotic animal to have been a kingpin of by a tragic 2011 event in trade. 4 PRINCE CHARLES’ CORONAVIRUS UPDATE SHOWS HE’S ON THE MEND

By JAKE VISWANATH oronavirus discrim- the global pandemic. “I now according to Entertainment to the UK’s National Health inates against no find myself on the other side Tonight. He’s also still isolat- Service. “Our thoughts and Cone — even the of the illness but still in no ed from his mother, Queen prayers are very much with Royal Family is not immune. less a state of social dis- Elizabeth II, and the families those marvelous people Following his bout with the tance and general isolation,” of his sons Prince William whose extraordinary skills illness, Prince Charles spoke he said. “This is a strange, and Prince Harry, whose and utter selfless devotion out about his coronavirus frustrating and often dis- royal exit became official as to duty and the care of their diagnosis for the first time tressing experience, when of March 31. patients make us so very in a moving video posted the presence of family and proud,” he said. He also on Wednesday, April 1. Last friends is no longer possible But, just because he is re- made special mention of month, it was revealed that and the normal structures of covering and still practicing two British charities, Age UK the 71-year-old Prince of life are suddenly removed.” social distancing doesn’t and Silver Line, which are Wales tested positive for mean Prince Charles is step- helping the elderly through COVID-19 and was iso- Although ping back this crisis. lating himself from other he has from his royal family members. But recov- royal duties. He ended his video on a after seven days, the royal ered, he I now find myself on He used his more hopeful and sentimen- patriarch has made a speedy remains coronavi- tal note, assuring the public recovery and is talking about separat- rus update than an end to this mayhem his experience with the rap- ed from the other side of to show will come in time. “None of idly spreading virus. his wife his and us can say when this will Camilla, his wife’s end, but end it will,” he said. In the new video, Prince the Duchess of Cornwall,the illnessgratitude for the doctors “Until it does, let us try and Charles explained that he who is in quarantine until and medical workers who live with hope and, with faith only experienced mild symp- the end of this week as a are risking their lives to treat in ourselves and each other, toms and talked about how precaution, despite testing patients, and those who look forward to better times people are being affected by negative for coronavirus, have volunteered their time to come.” Amen to that.

6 Pool/Getty Images Entertainment/Getty Photo courtesy of WPA The Life And Death And Life Of Mandy

By LINDSAY MANNERING Moore wenty years ago, from it and fight for their they’re entertainers and both “I can hold all of your music executives time in the sun. they’re performers. They problems for you,” and Tin midtown Man- give their all — and cos- “Don’t be mad at me.” hattan’s Sony building Mandy Moore and I are tume changes! — and they Whenever she raises her were excited about a eating lunch 528 feet from can live on that level. And eyebrows like this during 14-year-old girl from that building where it was never going to be our conversation, well, first Orlando. She’d just start- started two decades ago. me.” of all, I notice, because it’s ed her freshman year of “I was just looking at the noticeable, and second of high school back home in Sony building thinking, Moore showed up to our all, I welcome it, because Florida, the number one whoa. If I had told myself lunch alone, wearing an you can’t help but just feel song in the country was 20 years ago that this oatmeal-colored sweater. better about everything “I Don’t Want To Miss A would be my life, I’d still be It’s soft, and I know that when someone looks at Thing” by Aerosmith, and doing this in some capac- because she gave me a you like that. She apolo- a month later in October ity, it’s insane.” I ask her if hug. Her hair is brown, but gized for being late, which 1998, Jive Records would she ever thought she was brown in a suspiciously she wasn’t. release “...Baby One More as good as Spears. beautiful, shiny way that Time.” That song would go only celebrities and duch- After signing her record on to top the charts in the “When I look back on be- esses can achieve. Her deal, Moore left normal and 18 other ing a pop star, those girls, eyebrows raise as if some- high school behind to work countries, become one of they were made for it.” one is holding on tight on her album and to go on the best selling singles of She’s talking about Spears to the outer end so that tour opening for *NSYNC all time, and launch Britney and , only the inner parts move and the . Spears into stardom with of course. (She could upwards — it’s amazing. Her debut single “Candy” a propulsion so strong, be talking about Jessica It’s a look of sweetness came out in the summer the Earth would crack and Simpson, but it’s... unlike- and fearful sadness, and of 1999. It never made little Britneys would spring ly.) “They’re dancers and somehow communicates the Billboard Top 40; it 8 9 me. There was no room to discover herself as a but most of them were though, and of what she for me to have anything singer and performer and young teenage girls there accomplished (three stu- else in my life.” live the life she’s always to see someone else. Yes, dio albums in three years dreamed of living. Her she helped make late ‘90s from 1999 to 2001, the Moore tried to find her character in that one felt , spaghetti strap music videos, the touring, way back to the light; she that running away was tanks, cargo pants, but- the hosting gigs on MTV, just wasn’t successful. “I the solution; she ends up terfly clips, and shiny lip the trips to the mall with put all the emphasis and getting a job as a singing gloss must-have trends, her friends) while the rest pressure on, well, I can birthday party princess. but it wasn’t her — she of us watched in Sunny-D- just dig myself out of this was wearing a costume, stained sweatshirts. hole by finding fulfillment In real life, Moore was dressed up by somebody strictly from a career per- hoping work would correct else in pop star Plus, not being a pop icon spective.” her course, but the start- clothes. She never freed her up to do other stop momentum of it was viewed herself as things. After her medium To that end, she audi- tough and made her think, a trendsetter, and music success in the late tioned for several TV “Oh, OK, well maybe my when she wasn’t ‘90s and early two-thou, pilots that came devas- time has passed.” She styled for her Moore found her footing tatingly close to getting considered maybe going concerts or MTV as an actor with a break- picked up, but never were. back to school, maybe appearances or out role in The Princess There was an hour-long blogging. And maybe, award shows, she Diaries, a starring role in CBS drama with Ben McK- getting back into music. shopped at Aber- , enzie, in which she played She was lost. “No wonder crombie & Fitch and a slew of other roles a former attorney turned those TV pilots never hap- and Claire’s at in movies from 2002 to victims’ advocate, that al- pened,” she says now. the mall with her 2010 that kept her, if not peaked at number 41, but Dreamz, Because I Said ic, seven-time Grammy most was; a comedy friends. a household name, then gosh darn if the music So, , and nominated alt/rock/folk in which Moore’s char- Moore and Adams an- an every-other-household video didn’t make a lime , in which she nounced in January 2015 She’s proud of name. She was in Chasing green Volkswagen New BBMak, if you even re- voiced , officially that their marriage was having worked hard, Liberty, Saved!, American Beetle (the bubbly, flower- member BBMak. (Spears marking any actor’s rite of over. Moore had come to vase-in-the-console 1998 has had five number one passage as a Disney prin- Once I did that hard the realization that finding remix of the original punch hits over her career, 13 that cess. And then she sort of work, while nice, wouldn’t buggy, which was replaced made the top 10, and 35 disappeared. make her feel better in 2012 by a new-New that charted. Aguilera has work, life opened up in a about herself. It wouldn’t Beetle) look very cool. had five number one hits, Moore was effectively have given her the kind of Moore’s only other well- 11 that made the top 10, out of the spotlight for confidence she needed. known song, “I Wanna and 30 that charted. Simp- about five years starting in way that I never could She tried the role of wife Be With You,” peaked at son… who cares, she’s a 2010. That’s equivalent to in that relationship, but it number 24 on the charts bagillionaire shoe empress roughly 750 in have expected.” wasn’t for her, wasn’t her in August 2000, likely bol- now.) Years, and to crawl out of singer-songwriter. It was acter and her husband style, as hard as she tried stered by its place on the that shadowy purgatory not the right relationship. (James Roday) go to a to make it fit. “I exhausted soundtrack of ballet-movie Moore is remarkably is nearly impossible once She thought she could fill marriage counselor (Trac- every effort before I was masterpiece, Center Stage. unguarded and apparently you’ve had your moment the emptiness with work, ey Ullman) to figure out if like, ‘OK, well, that has to unperturbed by her third- on stage (unless you have but her work suffered. She they want to have a baby, be addressed,’” she says. That’s two singles that or fourth-place ranking as a fashion line up your was terribly lonely and and find out they have a Ultimately, she moved made moderate waves a pop star. Over the years sleeve — hat tip, Simp- unhappy. host of other issues; and on, but not without all of off two albums (So Real she’s said that she didn’t son). another show by one of the attending heartache. in December 1999, and like the music she was “When I think back to that the heads of in “Those monumental shifts I Wanna Be With You in making and joked that she And dark down there, it particular time period that which Moore would have in your life … they come May 2000) that include wanted to refund anyone was. we’re talking about ... It starred as a woman who’s at a big cost,” she reflects. tinny, colorless supporting who paid money for it. Yes, was heavy. It was dark. It about to get married but “It wasn’t a decision that I tracks as memorable as she performed for 20,000 In 2009, Moore married was confusing. It was lone- suddenly goes a different made flippantly.” the names of the guys in people waving glow sticks, , a prolif- ly. There was no room for route, moving to New York SEE PAGE 14 10 11 WHEN IS THE ‘GREY’S ANATOMY’ SEASON 16 FINALE? CORONAVIRUS CHANGED ABC’S SCHEDULE

By KELLY SCHREMPH he outbreak of COVID-19 able to fully complete before so- enough to have about 300 of the has created a major shake- cial distancing took effect in the While the characters may not be coveted N95 masks which we Tup for numerous TV shows, wake of the coronavirus pandem- able to entertain us on-screen, donated to our local fire sta- many of which have been forced ic. It’s unclear how they’ll pick up behind-the-scenes workers are tion,” Krista Vernoff, who serves to shut down production for the the story when production can doing everything they can to help as executive producer of both foreseeable future. This means resume. with the current health crisis and Station 19 and Grey’s Anatomy, that shows like Grey’s Anatomy the shortage of medical supplies. said in a statement. “They were have been unable to finish filming Grey’s is known for delivering CBS News spoke with an ABC tremendously grateful. At Grey’s their current season and only some truly unforgettable season spokesperson, who confirmed Anatomy, we have a backstock of have a handful of episodes left finales in the past, which makes that Grey’s Anatomy has donated gowns and gloves which we are that are ready to air. Given these not being able to see how Season gloves and gowns to health- donating as well.” unprecedented circumstances, 16 was supposed to end feel all care workers, while Station 19 the Grey’s Anatomy Season 16 the more It just goes to show that finale won’t be happening as frustrat- Grey’s Anatomy can hit us planned. In fact, it won’t be hap- ing. The right in the feels, both on pening at all — at least, not in the April 9 and off-screen long before way it was originally intended. episode it returns for Season 17 later may this year. On Friday, March 27, ABC serve announced, as per Entertain- as the If you think you’re showing ment Weekly, that the beloved season symptoms of coronavirus, medical drama would be pushing finale, but which include fever, short- up its finale date to Thursday, it won’t ness of breath, and cough, April 9. (The date for the final have the call your doctor before episode was originally sched- same feel going to get tested. If you’re uled for Thursday, May 16.) The as the fi- anxious about the virus’s shift comes from the network’s nales that have come before it — provided N95 masks to the City spread in your community, visit decision to have Episode 21 of the mostly because it wasn’t meant of Ontario Fire Department and a the CDC or NHS 111 in the UK season, titled “Put on a Happy to be a finale at all. Which means firehouse in . for up-to-date information and Face,” serve as the finale since it that maybe the beginning of Sea- resources, or seek out mental was the last one production was son 17 will be action packed. “At Station 19, we were lucky health support.

12 Photos courtesy of Bonnie Osborne/ABC & Christopher Willard/ABC parents a lot about This such a disservice. And I Is Us. She and Goldsmith think, not to make a gen- are planning a really small eralization, but I think it and really quiet wedding; often afflicts women more she says he’s a beautiful than men, where we make influence in her life and ourselves feel so small to a reason she’s excited to make other people com- get up in the morning. Her fortable. I think I did that eyebrows indicate that she for so long because I was is genuinely happy. scared of ruffling feath- ers. I just didn’t want to Moore shared something cause trouble. I felt like on Instagram, though, that somebody else was more makes it seem like there’s important. Somebody a part of her still stuck else’s choices or time, or in that purgatory — and whatever, should come slowly angling toward the before me.” light. In July, she posted a short video of a studio “Once you sort of” — she mixing board. Moore can makes a whooshing sound be heard singing a moody, and fans her face at once almost-country-accent- with both hands, her eyes ed vocal lick that cuts wide open, her eyebrows But it was the Moore a bonafide TV star; in with what sounds to being her eyebrows — right one. “It’s no coin- she was nominated for the be her singing the lyric, “wake up and realize that cidence to me that once Best Performance by an “don’t underestimate.” The that is so not the case, I did that hard work, life Actress in a Supporting song, the small part that and you have to be your opened up in a way that I Role Golden Globe last is audible anyway, is thick biggest advocate. No one’s never could have expect- year. and emotional. So is the going to do it for you. It’s ed. Once I did that, it was caption she wrote for that a stunning realization.” like, the sun came back out Second, Moore and folk post: Moore says this awaken- again. In every respect I singer-songwriter Taylor ing was recent, and it’s still felt like, ‘Oh, now I’m living Goldsmith got engaged in Getting back to it. It’s a struggle. “The emotions the life that I’m supposed late summer 2017 after time. I miss it. I’m not are right there under the to be living.’” dating for two years. He’s scared anymore. No more surface,” she says. More in the indie band Dawes, excuses. No more allowing tears well. “There’s a lot In two very obvious ways, and he plays guitar around someone’s else insecuri- of weirdness wrapped that’s true. First, in 2016, the house. Thanksgiving is ties to dictate my relation- up in music for me that I premiered, star- going to be at their place ship to music and singing. still have to work through. ring Moore as matriarch this year. (Let me just say Boom. Also- this is just That I don’t think I’m Rebecca Pearson. The NBC here that I asked what a little demo of some- good enough. That I don’t hit drama and its cast and would happen if Moore thing @themikeviola and I think I’m deserving. That crew have been nominated was to run into Spears worked on yesterday... but I allowed other people to for more than 90 awards at an L.A. grocery store still, it’s a start! make me feel bad about combined, including the while shopping for turkey wanting to do it. That I Emmy for Outstanding stuff — would she say When I read these words clearly have to go to ther- Drama Series (nominat- hi? Moore’s 50/50 on out loud to her, Moore apy for, so...” she laughs ed, 2018) and the SAG that — for one, she thinks starts to cry. a small laugh. “It’s just an for Outstanding Perfor- Spears has “absolutely ongoing effort.“ mance by an Ensemble no idea” who she is, and “Crying in a restaurant, in a Drama Series (won, two, Moore is pretty shy.) sorry.” She wipes tears Photos courtesy of Matthew Priestley/Bustle 2018). The show has made She talks to Goldsmith’s away. “We do ourselves 14