20 Edition 248 May 18, 2018 The Positive Community News, Events & City Advertisements Buzz Cynthiana, Paris & Georgetown, KY Magazine 19 The City Buzz Magazine 2018 Edition Dates: Jan 12 & 26 / Feb 9 & 23 / Mar 9 & 23 / April 6 & 20 To the Graduating Class of 2018... May 4 & 18 / June 1 & 15 & 29 / July 13 & 27 / Aug 10 & 24 Sept 7 & 21 / Oct 5 & 19 / Nov 2 & 16 & 30 / Dec 14 & 28 The Road Not Taken By Robert Frost ' ASK YOUR OWN LAWYER ' Notice; This column is not to be considered as any legal advice, always ask your own lawyer when you need legal advice. The stories depicted in this column are commonsensical in approach and are intended for purely entertainment purposes. Two roads diverged in a yellow wood, And sorry I could not travel both Question: My wife and I formed a casual music group with four band And be one traveler, long I stood members from a different group. She sings and I sing and play guitar. For And looked down one as far as I could the past two years we have played gigs at taverns, private events and in To where it bent in the undergrowth; neighboring communities and a couple of border states. We are booked Then took the other, as just as fair, all the time and we all now realized that we can make a good living if we And having perhaps the better claim, quit our day jobs and do this full time. We play a variety of country with Because it was grassy and wanted wear; some southern rock music. Most of us are from the Western Kentucky Though as for that the passing there area. Recently we were approached by a cousin of one of the tavern Had worn them really about the same, owners we play for about going to Nashville and recording a record. He is And both that morning equally lay a record company head hunting executive and wants to deal. How do we In leaves no step had trodden black. go about the legal process, make contracts and such? We have written Oh, I kept the first for another day! some pretty good music as well. We want to do this the right way because Yet knowing how way leads on to way, it just might be the real deal. I doubted if I should ever come back. I shall be telling this with a sigh Answer: The first thing you need to do is talk to an attorney in the Somewhere ages and ages hence: recording business. Give them a sample of your music and explain that Two roads diverged in a wood, and I, you want to succeed in the business. Since you have written some of your I took the one less traveled by, own songs, you need to copy right them immediately. After that, talk to And that has made all the difference. the man representing the recording company and begin the process. This Whatever path you choose,... will be a gigantic step for all of you and it won’t be easy. Not many May the road be paved with success! succeed in the music business, but if you can, I am sure that it will be a roller coaster type ride of sorts and the money will be big time and change your lives forever. Good Luck and hope to hear your band on the radio! 201 N. Main Street, Cynthiana, Kentucky Advertise in The City Buzz and Get to the Right Customers! 18 3 Memorial Day @ Gasser’s 17 4 Area Events, Programs & Dates to Remember Mr. Tidbits ROHS Opera House Lineup - Dates & Show Times A Perfect Hole-In-One Movie Lineup: A Quiet Place There was this preacher who was an avid golfer. Every chance May 18, 19 & 20 he could get, he could be found on the golf course swinging Friday & Saturday at 7:00 pm away. It was an obsession. One Sunday was a picture perfect day for golfing. The sun was out, no clouds in the sky, and the Sunday at 2:00 pm temperature was just right. The preacher was in a quandary as to what to do, and shortly, the urge to play golf overcame him. He May 19 - 2nd Annual River Bank Clean-Up, 2018 @ River Road Park - 10 am-2 pm called the associate minister to tell him that he was sick and Join us for the 2nd annual river bank clean-up at River Road Park. Wear your old clothes could not do church, packed the car up, and drove an hour to a and bring a weed eater to help clear the banks for our fishing families to enjoy. Snacks golf course where no one would recognize him. and H2O provided for free. - Sponsored by the Cynthiana/Harrison Co Chamber of Commerce. Happily, he began to play the course. An angel up above was May 19 - Historic African American Church Tour - 10 am-2:30 pm - Paris, KY - watching the preacher and was quite perturbed. He went to the Take your own car or get a bus ride to locations, but you must call to register. Lord and said, "Look at the preacher. He should be punished for 859-987-7274 what he is doing." May19 - Oxford Antique Market - 9 AM · Oxford Antique Market · Georgetown, KY May 21 - Dinner with the Doc - 6:30 PM · Harrison Memorial Hospital · Cynthiana, Ky God nodded in agreement. The preacher teed up on the first hole. He Dr. Anjum Bux, HMH Pain Management Specialist, will present “What Is the Definition swung at the ball, and it sailed effortlessly through the air and landed of Chronic Pain? And, How Can It Be Managed?” right in the cup three hundred and fifty yards away (as they say in May 26 & 27- 2018 Horsey Hundred Cycling Event - 7:30 a.m. both days @ George- basketball, nothing but net). A picture perfect hole-in-one. He was town College - Tour Scott Historic County (Horse Farms and winding country roads). amazed and excited. May 31, June 1 & 2 - 400 Mile Yard Sale US 68 - Yard Sale go to www.400mile.com The angel was a little shocked. He turned back to the Lord and said, June 2 - 18th Annual Art In The Garden - 10 am-5:00 pm - Riverside Drive, Augusta, "Begging Your pardon sir, but I thought you were going to punish KY - Special performance by the Madcap Puppets @ 1:00 pm - Augusta Art Guild him." June 8 - Festival of the Bluegrass - 7 PM · The Kentucky Horse Park ·Georgetown, KY June 8 - Summer Concert Series - Boogie & the Titanics - 7:00 pm - @ the Harrison God smiled. "Think about it -- who can he tell?" Co Court House, Sponsored by Farmers Deposit Bank & Cyn/Harr Co Chamber. June 9 - Kentucky Hemp Days - 9 am to 4 pm - Cynthiana, KY– Live Music, Great Foods & Beers, Artisan Vendors, Hemp Farm Shuttle Tours & much more. Don’t miss this first display of a long line of annual events. June 10 - Saint Edward Ice Cream Social - 11 am-4 pm - St. Edward School parking lot - Games, Prizes, Great Food & Homemade Ice Cream - Cynthiana, KY June 21 - Longest Day of Play Event - Flat Run Veterans Park, Oddville Ave., Cynthiana, KY—Fun for the whole family. 16 5 Cynthiana-Harrison County Public Library 859-234-4881 or visit our website at www.cynthianalibrary.org Spring @ The Library Weight Loss Support Group: Do you need motivation and support to help shed those pesky pounds? Join our group to share weight loss stories, tips, recipes, inspiration and make new friends. We will meet every Mon. morning from 9:00-10:00 a.m. Call to reg- ister. Please call the Public Library at 859-234-4881 to register. One-on-One Computer Assistance is available in May All Tanning Packages Please call the library at 234-4881 to set up an appointment & Tuesday, May 22nd 2:30 pm, 4:30 pm, & 5:30 pm Thursday, May 24th 12:30 pm, 2:00 pm & 3:30 pm All Tanning Lotions th Friday, May 25 11:30 am & 1:30 pm 15% OFF Please call the library to schedule your spot. May 22 - Women’s Discussion Book Group - 11 am - Do you like to read? JOIN OUR HEMP OIL & SOFT GELS BOOK GROUPS! Every member of the book group will be eligible for a Walmart quar- terly gift card drawing. Double your chances by attending both book groups. Earn free We Sell Local KY Crafts books! Meet new friends. May 22 - 5:30 pm- Cooking Through The Calendar-Stacey Ashbrook, Nutrition 859-234-9999 Education Program Assistant from UK Harrison County Extension Office, will prepare a new recipe each month. She will provide you with tips so you can develop healthy eating habits. Call the Library to register. May 24 - 11:00 a.m.-Scrapbook Program For Adults- Each month you will create two scrapbook pages. If you attend each month, you will have an entire scrapbook by the end of the year. Supplies are provided. All library programs are free to the public. Please call the Cynthiana-Harrison County Public Library to register for this program. May 24 - 6:00 p.m.-Women’s Discussion Book Group- Do you like to read? JOIN OUR BOOK GROUPS! Every member of the book group will be eligible for a Walmart quarterly gift card drawing. Double your chances by attending both book groups. Earn free books! Meet new friends! May 25 - 10:30 am Intro to Microsoft Word -Class participants will learn the basic functions of Microsoft Word and use those skills to create and save a document.