THE ESSENTIAL BURNS NIGHT TOOLKIT Robert Burns is loved the world over. In celebration of his life, his works, and his legacy, Burns Suppers are held on the anniversary of his birth, the 25th of January. It’s a tradition that has been enjoyed for over 200 years and we’re sure it will be for centuries to come. THE ESSENTIAL BURNS SUPPER TOOLKIT CONTENTS CONTENTS Introduction p3 Order Of The Evening p4 SPEECHES Address To The Haggis p7 The Immortal Memory p8 Toast To The Lassies p9 Graces p10 FOOD & DRINK Cock-a-leekie p12 Potato and leek soup (v) p13 Traditional Burns Supper p14 Cranachan p15 Whisky p16 Why not try...? p17 POEMS My Luve Is Like A Red, Red Rose p19 Ae Fond Kiss p20 A Man’s A Man For A’ That p21 Tam o’ Shanter p22 To A Mouse p23 Address To The Toothache p24 Green Grow The Rashes, O p25 Auld Lang Syne p26 OTHER ENTERTAINMENT Burns After Dinner Quiz p27 Music p33 PRINTABLES Bottle Kilts p36 Burns Mask p37 Table Facts p38 Table Name Cards p40 Burns Night Invitations p41 Tartan Placemats p42 Napkin Rings p45 The Essential Burns Supper Toolkit 2 THE ESSENTIAL BURNS SUPPER TOOLKIT INTRODUCTION Thinking of hosting a Burns Supper? Rabbie would be delighted. He liked nothing better than getting together with family and friends. The first Burns Supper was held in July 1802 on the fifth anniversary of his death. Nine of his closest friends met at the cottage in Alloway in celebration of his life. The evening was a triumph. So much so that they decided to meet again on the date of his birthday the following January. Little did they know that night that they set in motion what would be come a global phenomenon. And one, dear fiere*, you should feel proud to be part of. *Fiere: Friend The Essential Burns Supper Toolkit 3 THE ESSENTIAL BURNS SUPPER TOOLKIT ORDER OF THE EVENING A Burns Supper is a very special event. There is a traditional running order for the evening, which, although it may seem formal, keeps the momentum going – and then some. But don’t feel you have to follow it exactly. After all, Rabbie himself was a bit of a rebel. WELCOME Assuming you don’t have a pipe band to hand, playing some Scottish music is the next best thing to get your guests in the mood as they arrive. GRACE Prayers can be said before proceedings start. SELKIRK GRACE See page 10 A GRACE BEFORE DINNER See page 10 PIPING IN THE HAGGIS All stand for the grand arrival of The Great Chieftan o’ the Puddin’ Race, otherwise known as the haggis. The meaty star attraction is carried majestically on a silver platter to the sound of bagpipes. Guests are invited to clap along until the haggis reaches its destination at the table. ADDRESS TO THE HAGGIS With knife poised at the ready, the reader pays respect by reciting Burns’ Address To a Haggis. A cut is made in the haggis during the third verse on reading of the line “An’ cut you up wi’ ready slicht”. Note: It’s best to make a small incision in the haggis before you start the ritual. You don’t want your guests to be hit by flying (hot) haggis. The Essential Burns Supper Toolkit 4 THE ESSENTIAL BURNS SUPPER TOOLKIT ORDER OF THE EVENING CONTD. TOAST TO THE HAGGIS The speaker (or host) joins the reader, raises a glass and declares: “To the Haggis!” It’s now time to dish up the delicacy, along with a generous helping of tatties* and neeps*. Tatties: potato Neeps: turnip THE SUPPER Great food, great music and great company. What could be better? Haggis, neeps and tatties are the traditional Bill o’ Fare, but there are plenty of delicious variations to suit all tastes – and appetites. FIRST ENTERTAINMENT A Burns reading or song. Burns wrote in Old Scots which can be tricky to read, especially for non-Scots. But perfect pronunciation isn’t the aim of the evening. Paying tribute to Burns is. So if you have someone who’s willing to have a go, even at a short verse, then give them plenty of encouragement. THE IMMORTAL MEMORY Now the haggis has served its (delicious) purpose the spotlight is back on the man himself, Robert Burns. The host, or main speaker, pays tribute to Rabbie’s life and works, with a perfect balance of meaningful content and sparkling wit. Or, as near as you can muster! SECOND ENTERTAINMENT More celebration of Burns’ works. It’s fair to say that there’s plenty to choose from. TOAST TO THE LASSIES This is where one of the men pays a humourous tribute to all the ladies gathered. Selected quotes from Burns in praise of the fair sex can be peppered throughout. The Essential Burns Supper Toolkit 5 THE ESSENTIAL BURNS SUPPER TOOLKIT ORDER OF THE EVENING ORDER OF THE EVENING CONTD. THIRD ENTERTAINMENT The entertainment never stops at a Burns Supper – and Rabbie wouldn’t have it any other way. Enjoy more readings, song, music or try one of our Burns’ quizzes. REPLY ON BEHALF OF THE LASSIES Over to the designated Lassie now to reply to the Toast to the Lassies. And yes, it can be as funny as you like, poking gentle fun at men’s foibles, again with the help of the Bard’s poems. VOTE OF THANKS The host thanks everyone for making it such a splendid evening. And no doubt, will be duly thanked back. AULD LANG SYNE Everyone links arms and joins in the world’s favourite song of friendship. The Essential Burns Supper Toolkit 6 THE ESSENTIAL BURNS SUPPER TOOLKIT ADDRESS TO A HAGGIS Fair fa’ your honest, sonsie face, Is there that owre his French ragout Great chieftain o’ the pudding-race! Or olio that wad staw a sow, Aboon them a’ yet tak your place, Or fricassee wad make her spew Painch, tripe, or thairm: Wi’ perfect sconner, Weel are ye wordy o’a grace Looks down wi’ sneering, scornfu’ view As lang’s my arm. On sic a dinner? The groaning trencher there ye fill, Poor devil! see him owre his trash, Your hurdies like a distant hill, As feckles as wither’d rash, Your pin was help to mend a mill His spindle shank, a guid whip-lash; In time o’need, His nieve a nit; While thro’ your pores the dews distil Thro’ blody flood or field to dash, Like amber bead. O how unfit! His knife see rustic Labour dight, But mark the Rustic, haggis-fed, An’ cut you up wi’ ready sleight, The trembling earth resounds his tread. Trenching your gushing entrails bright, Clap in his walie nieve a blade, Like ony ditch; He’ll mak it whissle; And then, O what a glorious sight, An’ legs an’ arms, an’ hands will sned, Warm-reekin’, rich! Like taps o’ trissle. Then, horn for horn, they stretch an’ strive: Ye Pow’rs, wha mak mankind your care, Deil tak the hindmost! on they drive, And dish them out their bill o’ fare, Till a’ their weel-swall’d kytes belyve Auld Scotland wants nae skinking ware Are bent like drums; That jaups in luggies; Then auld Guidman, maist like to rive, But, if ye wish her gratefu’ prayer Bethankit! hums. Gie her a haggis! The Essential Burns Supper Toolkit 7 THE ESSENTIAL BURNS SUPPER TOOLKIT THE IMMORTAL MEMORY This is the part of the supper where the host reflects on Burns’ life and works. There are no rules - the spirit of Rabbie is alive and well - but these wee tips might come in handy. YOUR OWN WORDS The Immortal Memory is as much about you as it is about Rabbie. It’s your take on the poet, the man, the legend. Tonight, you’re the one set to inspire! SET THE TONE Although this is the most serious part of the evening, feel free to inject a little humour. You know your audience and what they’d appreciate. TIMED TO PERFECTION At a formal Burns Supper the Immortal Memory would last around 15 minutes, but it’s fine if you’d rather make your speech shorter. There will be plenty more Burns joy to be had as the evening progresses. The Essential Burns Supper Toolkit 8 THE ESSENTIAL BURNS SUPPER TOOLKIT TOAST TO THE LASSIES Originally a thank you to the ladies for the fabulous food, these days it’s more a witty celebration of the fairer sex. One of the male guests is chosen before the event, so he can pen a brilliant toast to deliver on the night. Be funny. Spread the laughter! Be kind. You can be funny without being cruel. Think of your audience. Don’t be crude or overly sexist. Try verse. And no, you don’t need to be as good as Rabbie. Try a double act. Before the event, share your speech with the lady who will be delivering the reply. Her direct response to yours is likely to be funnier. And most important of all, relate what you’re saying to Rabbie or his poems. Rabbie’s fondness for the lassies is a good starting point. The Essential Burns Supper Toolkit 9 THE ESSENTIAL BURNS SUPPER TOOLKIT GRACES A GRACE BEFORE DINNER GRACE AFTER MEAT O thou who kindly dost provide O Thou, in whom we live and move, For every creature’s want! Who mad’st the sea and shore, We bless Thee, God of Nature wide, Thy goodness constantly we prove, And For all Thy goodness lent: grateful would adore.