Vol. 9 march 2017 — issue 3 iNSIDE: TOWNHALL TO NO ONE - POLITICS ISN’T EVERYTHING - COLD - why aren’t millennials eating pho - still drinking - BEST PUNK ALBUM EVER?? - ASK CREEPY HORSE - LOST BOYS OF THE RIGHT - misjumped - record reviews - concert calendar Town hall to no one Recently I was invited to attend a town hall meeting for our local representative to Congress, Rep. Bill Flores. In this day and age, you definitely want to have access to the person your district voted to send to 979Represent is a local magazine Washington and represent the interests of your home for the discerning dirtbag. area. 100 or so people turned out, submitted questions, gave passionate testimonials, aired grievances, ex- pressed outrage, even gave praise to Flores for a certain Editorial bored stance (though that was brief). Gay, straight, trans, white, other, Christian, Jew, Muslim, atheist, profession- Kelly Minnis - Kevin Still al, student, retired...a cross-section of the district’s diverse populace attended. Local police kept everything low key, local media showed to document the process. Art Splendidness Ivory is white, coal is black, water is wet...who cares, Katie Killer - Wonko The Sane right? This sort of thing happens all the time all over the country so what was so special about this event? Folks That Did the Other Shit For Us It was a townhall meeting with our congress- man...without the actual congressman in attendance. HENRY CLAYMORE - CREEPY HORSE - TIMOTHY MEATBALL He decided not to participate and instead flew to Mar-A- DANGER - MIKE L. DOWNEY - Jorge goyco - TODD HANSEN Lago to pull on Daddy Trump’s shirttail to beg of some EZEKIAL HENRY - Rented mule - HENRY ROWE - STARKNESS of the Orange Julius’s attention. Answers to questions and comments were fished from Flores’s Twitter, Face- book, and previous media appearances. All over the On the Interwebz country many other politicians were doing exactly what http://www.979represent.com Flores did and have skipped out on the constituents. You see, Pres. Trump is currently an extremely heavy Emails to millstone hanging round the neck of these folks and the congresspeoples feel that weight so much more accute- [email protected] ly for having to run for re-relection in the next year. Some of Flores’ colleagues have turned up for their Materials for review & bribery can be sent to: townhalls, such as Lincoln Chafee who had to flee his with state trooper coterie running after him. The meet- 979represent ings have been rowdy, angry, overpopulated, and full of 15530 creek meadow blvd. n. righteous indignation. Of course, the wingers and their College station, tx 77845 commander-in-cheeto have dismissed the response from the home districts as the same dozen or so mal- content liberals that always complain, or the protesters are hired thugs on the Soros payroll, or dismissed them entirely as people who don’t vote. A very quick and unscientific poll was conducted at the meeting I attended last month at the Hillel Center off campus at TAMU in College Station. Who all lived in the district? Everyone rose. Who all is registered to vote? Everyone remained standing. Who all voted this last election? A few sat down. Who all have ever attended a townhall meeting before? A bunch of people sat down. How many have ever attended protests or were political- ly active before this November? That left only a very small dozen or so folks. What we are seeing is the Bizarro World version of 2009, when Democrat con- gresspersons were blindsided by tea party protesters at their offices, townhalls, fax machines, email accounts, and voicemail recorders. These people are fringe, nut- sos, they don’t vote or would never vote for me anyways so who cares, right? That attitude cost them their ma- jorities in 2010 and 2012. The same attitude could cost Republicans theirs in 2018. Pres. Trump has the lowest rating of any president in modern times this early in their term. Congress has a favorable rating of 16%. Let’s also remember that the majority of those who voted in November did not vote for the president and Trump in no way commands a mandate. ICE is breaking up families, people are losing insurance, it’s cool to pour oil and coal remains in fresh water, Muslims are being denied entry into the country, the media are the President’s public enemy numero uno, people, NPR/PBS/NEA defunded, the 20% tax on Mexi- can goods to pay for “the wall”...there’s a lot of reason for voter unrest and congress would do well to pay attention. If 100 people will turn out to air grievances to a person’s online content, just imagine what they will do come next November. — KELLY MINNIS POLITICS ISN’T EVERYTHING... Politics isn’t everything, but it is resorting to calling them “Libtards” or “Trumptards”; damn near everything (perhaps too even if they are. A frivolous, clickbait article inspires much of everything) frivolous responses and this frivolousness seeps into the political debate when everything is turned into politi- I have refrained from addressing cal debate.The chief engine of the politicization of mun- politics in the pages of 979Represent. dane is the social media cluster fuck everybody loves to As Henry Rollins said at his last spoken word appear- hate: FACEBOOK. Honestly, the last election cycle has ance, “Music is more reliable than people”. However, made me nostalgic for the days when Facebook was the the political climate has become so toxic that I feel realm of cute kitten/kid photos, saccharine sweet moti- compelled to say something. Expect a return to reviews vational memes and invites to see someone’s shitty of crappy post punk and new wave bands next month. band (probably my shitty band). Regardless of where you stand on the political spectrum, I challenge anyone What do the following website articles have in com- to show me substantive proof that any political post on mon? An article about The Death of Wrestling legend Facebook has changed a single mind, or has moved Jimmy “Superfly” Snuka, an article on Groundhog Day, substantive political debate forward a millimeter. The an article on severe weather hitting 23 states, and an bottom line is that it hasn’t. article lamenting the failure of blockbuster movies in 2016. The correct answer SHOULD be: NOT A FUCKING Yes, it is your right to post what you please; subject to THING. Unfortunately, that is not the case. In the com- the approval of Facebook’s overlords. It is also the right ment section of each article are political posts. Not just of the other half of America that doesn’t share your a few, but dozens—sometimes hundreds—of comments. beliefs to call bullshit on you. I’ve experienced a case of True, some are trolls out to make a few people angry but one friend who has lost Facebook “friends” in the dou- when there are hundreds of comments with “Trumptard” ble digits, laments this situation and yet continues to this and “Libtard” that one has to wonder if this is too post political posts on almost a daily basis. To what much of a (not so)good thing. end? If you have “unfriended” (or have been “unfriended” by) every single person who would disa- I believe there are areas of life that are apolitical and gree with you then you essentially preaching to the should stay apolitical. Politics should not be ignored. choir. Are people really so insecure that they have to Ignore politics at your own peril to paraphrase Pericles. have to get digital affirmation of correctness of their However, politics doesn’t have to be drug into every political views? nook, cranny, and crevice of life. Making every single aspect of one’s life—however mundane or trivial— This isn’t a call to roll over and play dead to political political automatically makes at least half of the popula- policies you despise. It is a call to put politics where it tion the “other side” or “the enemy” every day, all of the belongs. If you don’t like who is in charge get out there time. What does one do to an “enemy”? Attack. What- and change things while you can. Stop bitching about it ever your political persuasion, remember that at some on Facebook. If you must post political posts on Face- point—short of martial law (stay tuned for details) and/ book, at least keep it factual and stop passing on the or severe gerrymandering of Congressional districts same tired recycled memes (Poor Gene Wilder is rolling (stayed tuned for details)—the “other side” will get their in his grave at the many misuses of that tired Wonka turn at the helm. When that day comes, expect the photo to push whatever political bullshit is being com- same toxic policy making as the “other” side pursued mented on). Vote in the next election. Stop posting when “they” were in charge. political crap on comment sections of articles that don’t even meet the “clickbait standard”. Oh, and click Shoehorning politics into everything also lowers the “going” on the next invite you get from me to see my overall quality of debate. I’m not expecting a reasoned band. debate on policy making in the comments section of an article on escapist entertainment and, of course, it (Proof if you need it https://www.yahoo.com/movies/ doesn’t happen. In the time you spent commenting on box-offices-bleak-fall-why-inferno-flamed-out-and-four- the “Communist News Network” or “Being brainwashed other-hard-lessons-learned-181217854.html, by Fox News” in the comment section of some article https://www.yahoo.com/news/phil-sees-shadow- about some c-list actor, you could have e-mailed or groundhog-day-slideshow-wp-143906548.html called your Congressman about substantive concerns.