14 TV MONDAY MAY 11 2020 Start the day Zits Insanity Streak with a laugh I WENT into a cafe and the barista was wearing a surgical mask. I asked “Why are you wearing a surgical mask?” She said “I’m not, it’s a coughy filter.” Snake Tales Swamp WhaT did one eye say to the other? “Just between you and me, something smells. Today’s quiz 110520 1. Which king of the United Kingdom was known as “Bertie”? Today’S TeleViSion 2. What 1982 Prince album nine SeVen abc SbS Ten 6.00 Today. (CC) 9.00 Today 6.00 Sunrise. (CC) 6.00 News. (CC) 9.00 ABC News 6.00 WorldWatch. 6.30 This 6.00 Best Of The Bold And The features the hit song Little Extra. (PG, CC) 11.30 Morning 9.00 The Morning Mornings. (CC) 10.00 Gardening Week. (CC) 7.30 WorldWatch. Beautiful. (PG) 6.30 Best Of The Red Corvette? News. (CC) Show. (PG, CC) Australia. (R, CC) 11.00 Grand 8.40 French News. 9.30 Greek Bold And The Beautiful. 7.00 Best 12.00 The Ellen DeGeneres 11.30 Seven Morning Designs New Zealand. (PG, R, News. 10.30 German News. 11.00 Of The Bold And The Beautiful. Show. (PG, CC) News. (CC) CC) 12.00 ABC News At Noon. Spanish News. 11.30 Turkish (PG) 7.30 Best Of The Bold And 3. Who wrote the story 1.00 Animal Embassy. (CC) 12.00 MOVIE: The Murder (CC) 1.00 Landline. (R, CC) 2.00 News. 12.00 Arabic News F24. The Beautiful. 8.00 Studio 10. The Snow Queen, first (New Series) Pact. (Mdv, R, CC) (2015) Poldark. (Mav, R, CC) 3.00 ABC (France) 12.30 ABC America: (PG) 12.00 Dr Phil. (PGal) 1.00 published in 1844? 1.30 Getaway. (PGs, R, CC) 2.00 The Daily Edition. (CC) News Afternoons. (CC) 4.00 The World News Tonight. (CC) (US) MasterChef Aust. 2.30 Ent. 2.00 LEGO Masters. (PG, R, CC) 3.00 The Chase. (CC) Cook And The Chef. (R, CC) 1.00 Al Jazeera. (CC) 1.30 Tonight. 3.00 Judge Judy. (PG) 3.00 Tipping Point. (PG, CC) 4.00 Seven News At 4. (CC) 4.25 Gruen. (PG, R, CC) Eurovision Song Contest 2015. 3.30 My Market Kitchen. 4.00 4. In which Australian state 4.00 Afternoon News. (CC) 5.00 5.00 The chase 5.10 Grand Designs: House Of (PG, R, CC) 5.30 Letters And GCBC. 4.30 Best Of The Bold And is Kings Canyon? Millionaire Hot Seat. (CC) australia. (CC) The Year. (R, CC) Numbers. (R, CC) The Beautiful. 5.00 News. 6.00 Nine News. (CC) 6.00 Seven News. (CC) 6.00 The Drum. (CC) 6.00 Mastermind. (PG, CC) 6.30 The Project. (CC) A look 5. In 1986, which band 7.00 A Current Affair. (CC) 7.00 Home And Away. 7.00 ABC News. (CC) 6.30 News. (CC) at the day’s news. released its 30th single in 7.30 LEGO Masters. (PG, CC) (PGa, CC) Ben’s troubles 7.30 7.30. (CC) A look at 7.35 Secrets Of The 7.30 MasterChef Australia. 8.45 Emergence. (Mhv, CC) become worse. the latest on the novel Royal… (PG, CC) (CC) Contestants tackle a the UK, Friends Will Be 9.45 Nine News Late. (CC) 7.30 House Rules: High coronavirus. 8.30 Michael Mosley: into challenge with a twist. Friends? 10.15 Flights From Hell: Stakes. (PGl, CC) 8.00 Australian Story: Mother The Mind. (PG, R, CC) 8.30 Have you been Paying Caught On Camera 2. Hosted by Jamie Durie And Son. (CC) Tim 9.30 How To Lose Weight attention? (Malns, 6. Which drama series (Mlv, R, CC) Explores and Abbey Way. Sharp is a 32-year-old Well. (PG, CC) CC) Guests include Celia extreme behaviour in 9.00 9-1-1. (Ma, CC) Chimney’s autistic artist. 10.30 SBS News. (CC) Pacquola, Llloyd Langford starred Mark Addy as airports and on planes. half-brother pays a visit. 8.30 Four Corners. 11.05 Agatha Christie’s and Melanie Bracewell. King Robert Baratheon? 11.15 Lethal Weapon. 10.00 The Latest: Seven (CC) Investigative Criminal Games. (Msv) 9.30 How To Stay Married. (MA15+v, R, CC) News. (CC) journalism program. (Series return) (Mals, R, CC) Greg and Em 12.05 Killer Couples. 10.30 S.W.A.T. (Mav, CC) The 9.15 Media Watch. (PG, CC) 12.45 Das Boot. (Malsv, R, CC) encourage Sophie to have 7. Which king is the (Masv, R, CC) team race to stop a Hosted by Paul Barry. 1.55 Das Boot. (Mlsv, R, CC) her friends over, promising primary antagonist of 1.00 A Current Affair. school shooter. 9.35 Q+A. (CC) Hosted by 3.05 Michael Mosley: Secret not to embarrass her. (R, CC) 11.30 God Friended Me. (PGa, Hamish Macdonald. Science – Chemical And 10.00 To Be Advised. Shakespeare’s Hamlet? 1.30 Home Shopping. (R) CC) (Final) 10.35 ABC Late News. (CC) Biological Weapons. 10.40 The Project. (R, CC) A 2.30 Global Shop. 12.30 Cannonball. (PG, R, CC) 11.10 Catalyst. (PG, R, CC) (Ma, R, CC) look at the day’s news. 7. King Claudius King 7. 3.00 Home Shopping. (R) 1.30 Harry’s Practice. (R, CC) 12.10 Rage. (MA15+adhlnsv) 4.05 24 Hours In Emergency. 11.40 The Late Show Thrones of Game Territory 5. Queen 6. 6. Queen 5. Territory 4.00 The Ellen DeGeneres 2.00 Home Shopping. (R) 3.35 Compass. (R, CC) (Mal, R, CC) With Stephen Christian Andersen 4. Northern Northern 4. Andersen Christian 3. Hans Hans 3. 1999 1. King George VI 2. VI George King 1. Show. (PG, R, CC) 4.00 NBC Today. (CC) 4.00 Catalyst. (R, CC) 5.00 WorldWatch. Colbert. (PG, CC) ANSWERS 5.00 News Early Edition. (CC) 5.00 Seven Early News. (CC) 4.30 The Drum. (R, CC) 12.30 Home Shopping. (R) 5.30 Today. (CC) 5.30 Sunrise. (CC) 5.30 One Plus One. (R, CC) Some regional areas receive SBS ONE programs 5.00 The Talk. (PGa, CC) 30 minutes earlier than this schedule. Classifications: (P) Preschoolers (C) Children (G) General (PG) Parental Guidance (M) Mature Audiences (MA15+) Mature Audiences Only (CC) Closed Captions (R) Repeat. Consumer Advice: (a) Adult themes (d) Drug references (h) Horror (s) Sex references (l) Language (m) Medical procedures (n) Nudity (v) Violence. Please Note: Listings are correct at the time of print and are subject to change by the Networks. 9Go! 7TWo abc coMEDY/KidS SbS VICELAND 10 bold 6.00 Children’s Programs. 10.00 Robot Wars. 6.00 Shopping. 7.00 Auction Squad. 8.00 Harry’s 6.00 Children’s Programs. 5.50 Peppa Pig. 5.55 6.00 WorldWatch. 12.00 Basketball. 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(1998) 9.30 MOVIE: Harry’s Practice. 3.30 M*A*S*H. 5.30 Escape Specks. 8.25 The IT Crowd. 8.55 Defending The Week With George Stephanopoulos. 4.50 Chinese Star Trek: Voyager. 6.30 Bondi Rescue. 7.30 The Cable Guy. (1996) 11.30 The Big Bang To The Country. 6.30 Bargain Hunt. 7.30 Doc Guilty. 9.25 The Games. 9.55 In The Long Run. Dating With The Parents. 6.15 Takeshi’s Castle. NCIS. 8.30 Law & Order: SVU. 10.20 48 Hours. 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