THE MELLETTE COUNTY PIONEER. YOUNG WOMEN JOE GEDEON SLIDES IN UNUSUAL MANNER FORCED TO BE SECRET ~ Big League Scouts Musi Do Their MAY AVOID PAIN Work Urder Cover. Need Only Trust to Lydia E. Managers Conceived All or Pinkham’s Vegetable Com- ELsh Sorts of F Infants and Children. Wrf,’ Ways to Bocst Assets —Batting pound,says Mrs.Kurtzweg. Averages Padded to Make Players Tempting. Jw, “ Mothers Know That Buffalo, N.Y.— My daughter, whose l=»JlllllLi picture is herewith, was much troubled Many good stories are told by big- w’ith pains in her ® “ league scouts and about them. Jim cni ne M back sides Castoria and every Murphy, former scout for the Chicago month and they Nationals, ti*lls one which shows the SGftfiMl Always % would sometimes be Biifefer 1 of keeping under * I value cover. The lli . so bad that it would :o3 ALCOHOL-3. PBKCLN’T Marion (O.) club had a player it was ** seem like acute in- AVcgdablePreparalionfof'Aa- Prvnr»a r Vt IVl* trying to peddle off on the big leagues. livcLlS flammation of some LUO MJA The tip finally reached the Cubs that find the S tornado ot M organ. She read and Ik*vcls /V.U Federal Recruit Promises to Be Baseball “Find” of Season. here was a splendid player for the top your advertisement ; rung. So Jim Murphy went down to i TOjjj| Signature in the newspapers of sliding Yankee second base- ||BmM //.(r In his manner into bases Joe Gedeon, the look him over. PromotesDit>w(ion,Chctrful- and tried Lydia E. man recruited from the defunct Federal league, whose phenomenal batting nf /U ||e On the day he arrived ho took his i? U Pinkham’s Vege- and fielding bids fair to make him the “baseball find" of the season, differs £ seat in the grandstand, unobserved, 1 table Compound. entirely from practically every major leaguer no\v in the game. Gedeon She and according to his custom immedi- praises it highly as she has been dives for the bag head foremost, and hooking the bag with one hand, curves all these ately began asking questions about the relieved of pains by its use. his body as far as possible from the baseman. In this way of "hitting tho Allmothers should youngster. know of this remedy, dirt” the runner runs the risk of a spiked hand but avoids the danger of young girls who The fan on his right happened and all suffer should wrenched and strained ankles. The photograph shows "Jot” Gedeon in his to be try it.”— Kurtzweg, a keen rooter, so Murphy opened up Mrs. Matilda 629 typical manner of sliding into a base. Pipp, the Yankee first baseman, is High St, Buffalo, N. Y. on him. Thb talk finally led arouml taking the throw” at the bag. Young women who are troubled with to the man the Cubs w’ere after. 4 painful or periods, is and ] irregular backache, “What iiiJiplayer So So?” f||b! Aj* - 1100 headache, dragging-down sensations, OWNER OF DES MOINES TEAM inquired Murphy. • A perfect Remedy, lbrCoiTAfTjJB- I i| IV VvD fainting spells or indigestion, should “Bill Smith” (name faked for ob- I take Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vegetable v*<9 tion.SoifrStomach.Diurrlu>en. \kY Frank Isbell, Former White So* vious reason), exclaimed tho fan. “Oh, Worlds? Feverishness and. i 1 IT' Compound. Thousands have been re- BASEBALL Bill’s a W’onderful fielder, when ho Player, Got His First Start With stored to health by this root and herb $ yjl Comiskey as Pitcher. leaves the booze alone,” was the un- ror liver remedy.' • ? oO expected answer. It is almost need- facSlmilcSignattntyr If you know of any young’ wo- .STORIES Isbell, who is president and less to say Murphy took the next train man who is proving them- Frank sick and needs help- Those Indians are club, back home. He had learned all he T manager of tho Dos Moines 191' ful advice, ask her to w rite to tho worthy name. $ Thirty selves of the league in sentence. Years w of the Western pennant, wanted that one short I.ydia E.Pinkham Medicine C’o., * * * inner Lynn, Mass. Only women is a noted figure in baseball, as ht On another occasion Murphy was will The only positive certainty about receive her letter, and it will he for years the famous second base- investigating a player up in Wiscon- price of admission. was held in strictest baseball is the Chicago Sox. He sin. The manager of the team was do- confidence. * * * man of the White was born in Delavan, N. Y., on August ing his best to sell the “star” for a big Speaker real slugging Couldn’t Waste Them. Tris is the 21, 1875, and moved to Minnesota price, but he knew’ his man was a American league to date. “How would you like to go with me friend of the when a boy. He was with Comiskey hard drinker and tried to conceal the * * * Exact Copy of Wrapper tmk ourraua m«mnv, new roan errr. on a fishing trip in a few weeks?’’ the during most of his baseball career, fact. So he introduced Murphy to tho says pro- fat plumber asked his friend, the thin Denny Kaufi his name is player and then started to tuke tho "Cowf,” not "Cough.” Aw carpenter. nounced party on a tour of the sahoons in tow n. right, Benny! Not Exactly Comforting Scripture. Ready-Witted George. “I'd like it all right,” the carpenter Every time a drink was ordered he • * • At tho anniversary meeting of the “Poor, dear woman, sho has proba- returned, “but I am afraid it is out tipped tho wink to his player and he Bible Reading Rev. W. Y. bly been working hard all day. I must of the question.” "Baseball insanity," snvs the Toledo association would order a cigar, much to the Fullerton of the Baptist Missionary so- not disturb her,” murmured Jones, as “Why?” Blade. "Is a glorious affliction.” Who amazement of the bartender. Ho ciety told a story ot illustrate the fact ho crept upstairs at 3 a. m., on all “I couldn't think of an excuse to Is loony now’? would instinctively reach for the bot- • • • that some people needed guidance In fours. Ho was Just going into the bed- give my wife for going out of town at tle which the player generally or- Charley been sent to tho selection of their Bible reading. room when one of thoso infernal this time.” Pechous has dered, as Murphy noticed with an in- of Three I league According to tho Westminster Gazotte, boards gave a squeak. Mrs. Jones “Haven’t you any good excuse at the Peoria club the ward smile. bv Manager tho story was a reminiscence of Mr. turned ovor. all?” Tinker. every time * * * And said player asked Fullerton’s mission days, when a man “George!” sho wdiispered. “Yes, but I don’t want to use them for a cigar the manager would nudge Baseball fans are rejoicing in the came to one of his meetings and told Immediately George dived under the just now.” Murphy exclaim, He’s opportunity to forget tho lawyers and and “See that? of his efforts to comfort his wife as bed. “Why not?” steady as they players. us and temperate make she lay upon the sickbed. “Georgo!” repeated Mrs. Jones. No “Well, to truth, 1 saving talk about the tell the am * * any an eye * them.” But man with half “I read to her every night,” ho said. reply. them up for housecleaning time.’” would have spotted the player for a Mike Kelly expects to get a lot of “What did you read to her?” asked “Gcorgo!” continued Mrs. Jones, in hard drinker. good pitching out of Lefty Loifield. He even had it on his the missionary'. sterner tones, "you may as well come breath. Murphy finally left town with- RESINOL SPEEDILY HEALS tho old-time Cub pitcher. “Well,” said the man, “I began at out, for I know you are there.” ITCHING. BURNING SKINS * * * out his man. the first chapter of tho Book of Prov- There was now no help for it. This just shows to what means man- Usually resinol ointment, with res- A gent entitled Cable has been sep- erbs, and when I had finished the book Goorgo crept out, rubbing his eyes. agers go in their anxiety to sell lnol soap, stops itching at once, quickly arated from the Yankee Roster. S’pose will she died!” “Bless my heart, Maria,” lie said, “I a player for good price make and easily heals distressing cases of BillDonovan cut. tho cable? a and was dreaming I was out motoring!” * * * profits There eczema, rash, ringworm, tetter or sin:: tome for tho club. are even cases batting averages are DON’T LOSE YOUR HAIR lar tormenting skin or scalp eruptions, Catcher Xunnamaker of the Yankees where Man may be the stronger, but wom- padded to giro the impression players an’s tongue is more facile. and clears away pimples, redness, won a wrist watch in a raffle a short Prevent It by Using Cuticura Soap and ago. is to wear ire sluggers, thus making them tempt- roughness, and dandruff, when other limo but ho afraid it. Ointment. Trial Free. * ? * ing bait for big-league scouts. A man necessarily be- treatments have proven useless. isn’t a bird may A scout has to he a detective in ad- ho acts a Jay. Fhysicians havo prescribed resinol Jack Fournier not be the best If your scalp is irritated, itching and cause like in league, but he dition to his other virtues.