(" 4,ia HERE IS YOUR ENTERTAINMENT BEFORE EASTER VACATION- Now Showing - Charlie Chaplin "City Lights" Coming - "Ex-Flame" - "Lonely Wives" THEN AFTER EASTER YOU WILL FIND YOUR ENTERTAINMENT IN THIS MARCH OF HITS "Illicit" "Kismet" "Dirigible" "The Lash" "Kiki" "Last Parade" Only Your Could Give You Such A March of Hits GET YOUR DATES NOW FOR INDIANA'S FINEST PROM GEORGE OLSEN [IN PERSON] AND HIS MUSIC 17 Artists Victor Recording Orchestra 1931 JUNIOR PROM MEN'S GYMNASIUM FRIDAY, APRIL 10 $5 per couple Dancing 9 p.m. to 2 a.m. The Greatest Band Ever to Play on the I.U. Campus WALK Page I April, 1931 THE BORED THE BORED WALK Page 1 HEARD AT THE PROM "Billy boy, do you mind keeping this compact for me? Gee! that sure is swell. It certainly must be great to have pockets; you can keep so much in them. I only wish that girls had pockets Johnson's Creamery in their dresses ! And, Billy, this purse would feel Rose Tea Room awkward in my hands while we dance; can't you Leonard's Place put it away in one of your big pockets till after the dance is over? You're swell, Billy. Look, Junior Prom Billy, here's a letter that I was supposed to mail Ed Williams for my room-mate; you can put this in your inside College Avenue Cafe pocket, can't you? It must be pleasant to have pockets; you can keep so much in them. No, Indianapolis Engraving Co. Alice, they're not bulging. Here, Honey boy, take Woodward Agency my handkerchief and stick it in one of your pock- ets. And this silly program-I can't keep it on Cooper and Holden my finger either, you ought to keep it. Thanks University Commons loads. Billy, you don't mind slipping this favor Bouquet Shop into your pocket, do you? . No, Isabel, I don't know why Billy hasn't come back. He said Logan L. Coombs that he was just going down stairs to get his cig- Checker Cab. arettes. He's only been gone an hour now." Stone's Cafe -Juggler Bloomington Baking Co. Life Saver Graves The Vogue Varsity Pharmacy Wiles Book Nook Doc Davis The Indiana Daily Student The Junior Prom Elite Hat Shop Calls For Ideal Laundry Indiana University Bookstore Unusual Costume Jewelry A New Chain, a Watch, a Diamond, Varsity Beauty Shop Tux Sets, Cuff Links, etc. Hall Electric Co. Ellis Floral Shop ED WILLIAMS Cluett, Peabody and Co. has them 114 North Walnut Phone 5670 Indiana Theatre Our Advertisers are Selected Merchants Page 2 THE BORED WALK Page 2 THE BORED WALK FOR ANSWERS TO PROBLEMS On Artwork Engravings Photography Electrotyping "Take Our Tip" CALL and try our Steaks A SERVICE REPRESENTATIVE OF THE COLLEGE AVENUE CAFE INDIANAPOLIS ENGRAVING 110 S. College Ave. COMPANY 222 E. Ohio St. Indianapolis, THE PROM KING GETS HIS QUEEN "Hello, is this the Tau Eta Pi House ?" Theme song for he who spends too many r "Yes." less nights: "Relieve Me of All Those Endear "Is Mary Jones in?" Young Charms." "Just a minute." BW "Hello." Some people claim that Thom Thumb "Hello, Mary?" courses are difficult. On the contrary, we h "Yes." found that most of them are pipes. "Say, this is Bill Gigwump speaking. I sit BW behind you in Education 31. A gang of guys got "George, dear, are there any fashions in t together and elected me Prom king. Would you paper?" like to be my queen?" "Yes, but they're out of date-it's the morn "I'm sorry, but the chapter is having a meet- paper."-ElmiraBeacon Light. ing that night so I can't go." "Gee, that's tough ; some other time though?" "Yes-goodbye." "Goodbye." "We Will Bond and Insure You" (Consulting directory.) "Le's see, what was that other girl's name?" -Octopus. G. B. WOODWARD CO. BW The R.O.T.C. was in camp. "Who goes there?" called the rookie guard. CITIZENS TRUST BLDG. PHONE 2131 "A Sigma Nu," came back the answer. Bloomington, Ind. "Corporal of the guard! Drunken man on post number two." -Kitty Kat "Our Advertisers Are Selected Merchants" April, 1931 THE BORED WALK Page 3 April, 1931 THE BORED WALK Page 3 T he Jewelry Season The season has been gen- erous i n i t s exquisite jewelry innovations. You will enjoy visiting t h e Cooper and Holden Spring display. Cooper and Holden Diamonds - Watches - Novelties INDIANA THEATRE BUILDING As the Senior said when he was called in to see the Dean a second time, "I remember you from somewhere." -Punch Bowl BW She-Will you love me always? He-Sure, I'm versatile. BW I ndiana Universit y "He certainly is a promising young man." "I'll say he is. He's in four breach of promise Halls suits now." -Longhorn and Commons -Flowers to Express Easter Joy- Easter Sunday is April 5th 56 13 OBSTS"~ Our Advertisers are Selected Merchants Page 4 THE BORED WALK April, 1 Page 4 THE BORED WALK April, 1 Sub Station Main Office Sub Station Graham Hotel Book Nook Greyhound Side Entrance Bus Station CHECKER CAB 3113 Dial 6388 "Service Our Motto" ARROW - TRUMP -SHIRTS- AT THE PROM $1.95 "Boop boop a doop, dum de dee, Fight A . .( Whites Greens bama never yield, you've got to march Tans Blues excuse me, I mean Wake up the echoes cheeri her name . Do you think Bill Alexander v Other ARROW SHIRTS turn out a good team next year? Er, I mE $3.50 $2.50 Knute Rockne . Do you like the girls at R; L. cliffe? Do you go over there very much? . LOAN C00MF boop a doop, Boola Boola, Boola Boola, er, EA1T SIE f111 SOUAit Down the line . Roar, Lion Roar . Wl l. you hear the tiger sing his jungle song. Oh always get those words mixed up. I like yc songs, though . On the banks of the old Ra e "*_ tan boop a doop . Oh, excuse me, you sei got the song mixed up with a high school song. hope you boys beat Fordham next week. I alwc "Two - read your Jack O'Lantern. I think it is so fun Minds With Much better than the Lampoon. You know, Ja I am enjoying this Prom very much, it is the fi But A one I ever attended . ." Single -Juggler BW Thought" He who hesitates today is bawled out by 1 traffic cop. -- - - For Better Foods - TRY- Stone's Cafe Leonard's Place 4 0 5 WOODLAWN "Open all Night" 426 Kirkwood Phone 5047 ,:1111111111l1 lli1l1111l11 i11111l11 l11 i111l1l1 lli11111 illi111l1li11llill1lli1 Our Advertisers are Selected Merchants PROM NUMBER TO THE DEAREST The Prom . sophisticated rhythm ... enchanting decorations . world- famous "blues" singers . golden spotlights playing u p o n glittering dancers . georgeous women . captivating gowns . smart formals . fragrant corsages . and shoulderettes . the soft, fresh odor of beautiful flowers . orchids . sparkling jewels . bubbling youth . happy feet . buccaneering boys . the charming melody of the waltz . stimulating friends attuned to the bright enchantment of the Junior Prom I '1 '3 / . say you'll go with me . please. -Martell River April, 1931 THE BORED WALK Page 7 THE INDIANA BORED WALK VOL. 1 APRIL, 1931 No. 4 "This Thing Called Prom" Dancing to the Melodious strains of one of divulged until the night of the Prom, April 10th. the best of world known orchestras, the 1931 Jun- George Olsern and his seventeen piece band will ior Prom queen will reign supreme after a cam- furnish music for the dancers. Olsen is one of paign that really was a campaign. Hers will be the best and m ost widely acclaimed leaders in the a victory well worth the world. His band recently sleepless nights, political completed an engagement strategy, fraternity promo- at the "Kit-Kat" in Lon- tion, and endless schemes don. They have been heard for success. in "Good News" and sever- Five of the fairest of I.U. al recent talking pictures. coeds are in the race. The State wide publicity is be- victorious one will not be ing given this year's Prom, announced until a f e w especially in other -colleges hours before her corona- - and universities. A placard tion. Until then mystery campaign will be stressed will surround all proceed- during s p r i n g vacation. ings. However, no one need Assisting Charles Ray on be uneasy as to the outcome - the committee are Charles for each of the candidates D a n t, Charles Hoover, is worthy and possesses David Rothrock, M a r y those queenly qualities re- Marjorie M u 11, Kathryn quisite of this representa-- Palmer, a n d John Craw- tive leader of Indiana's ford. supreme social function. Chaperons who will hon- Unique in every detail ( or the Prom by their atten- will be this year's festival. dance are as follows: Gov- Great pains are being taken ernor and Mrs. Harry G. to give something n e w Leslie, President and Mrs. and very different in every It: Do you really love me, Cuddlums? W. L. Bryan, Senator and Her: Of course, silly. Don't I wear phase of the evenings en- your fraternity pin twice a week? Mrs. Wm. Hoadley, Repre- tertainment, according to senative and Mrs. Ward G. Charles Ray, chairman of the Prom committee. Biddle, Dr. and Mrs. J.E.P. Holland, Col. and Mrs. Favors and programs will be of the latest design 0. P. Robinson, Dean and Mrs.