Website: TWITmagazine.com Facebook.comITWIT.mag August 31 st - -September 6th, 2012 Volume 1, Issue 26 Contents Editor in Chief Allen Grubaugh tributing Writers len Grubaugh Granny's Kitc Blu~,Jean Granny Pineappl '.el Reinbach \ Mark Gray ~tt1arioWeir cha~ Munguia Robert Stahl Daddy" Edmonds ng Photographers SPECIAL PERFORMANCE BY Allen Grubaugh B~Vander D.E_R_R~I C.=;:;.:K~B:::.A!..!· ~R.!;!R~Y.!.J D~Kupfer • !=ric Dickson --- . aul Stricklin igo Lezama #1 SUMMER BLOWOUT PARTY teven Parker Tom Long 'esign Support BLACK AN - Ren Autrey Eric Dickson Javier Lopez nathan Joyner PARTY TWIT Music WHITE .tin Lynch OJ RILEY DJ RILEY (CHICAGO) WILL BE PLAYING ALL THE CURRENT POB TOP 40 & DANCE VIDEOS, INCLUDING MANY HE PERSONALLy PRODUCED THAT HAVE NEVER BEEN SEEN BEFORE. Advertise in TWIT IT~agazine.com (210) 724-3160 Homoscopes e (855) 843-8948 NO COVER before 11PM with VIP Text. Text SOBE to 46786 to join the VIP text list. 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Pineapple Goo Cake What do you mean you never heard of such a thing? Well back in the day, when dishes were 2 cups all-purpose flour washed by hand you had two dish tubs, one for 2 cups sugar washing and one for rinsing off the soap. At least 1 teaspoon baking powder most families did, my grandmother had three. She 1 teaspoon baking soda liked to rinse the dishes off before she washed 1/8 teaspoon salt them. Your know rinse, wash and rinse again. Now 2 large eggs that second rinse water is what I'm talking about. 16 ounce crushed pineapple, undrained After supper, when the dishes were done and put 1 teaspoon vanilla away, it was bath time. The dish pan was put back on the stove to reheat and a big old wash tub was Preheat oven to 350 degrees. Lightly grease brought into the kitchen along with a bucket of cold and flour a 13x9 inch pan. Combine flour, sugar, water. Now you add to the tub the reheated rinse baking powder, baking soda and salt. Add eggs, water, the cold water and one child or two if you pineapple and vanilla. Beat at medium speed until had a really big tub. combined. Pour batter into pan and bake for 30 minutes or until done. Now at my house we were a little better off, as my Dad worked for the oil company. We had a little shed in the back that held the gasoline washing machine and a special long trough tub for bathing. Coconut Icing: We did not have to drag the tub into the house. He 1 cup butter even rigged up a hose to get the water emptied 5 ounce can evaporated milk outside. You think I am making this up, I am not 1 Y2 cups sugar and I just bet I have some readers out there, who 1 teaspoon vanilla remember similar situations. Enough about the 1 cup chopped pecans "good ole days". 1 cup sweetened flaked coconut. Aloha once more. No, I can't really take you to Combine butter, evaporated milk and sugar and Hawaii but our recipe for today may make you feel like you are there. It's full of pineapple, nuts bring to a boil over medium heat. Boil for 2 minutes, and coconut. It is called Pineapple Goo Cake and stirring constantly. Remove from the heat and REMEMBER TO DRINK RESPONSIBLY is most descriptive of the finished product. It is so stir in vanilla. -+ AND PRACTICE SAFE SEX ALWAYS! Pg.12 TWIT August 31,2012 When the cake is done remove from the oven and while still hot use the end of a wooden spoon and poke Y2 inch deep holes in top of the cake at 1 inch intervals. Pour the slightly cooled icing over the hot cake. Sprinkle with pecans and coconut. If your cake falls in the middle don't worry about, it still tastes wonderful. However if this does happen make sure you pour your hot icing from around the edges of the cake and let it run to the middle or you will just collect a big pool of icing in the center. You'll want to make sure every piece of cake is filled with the buttery icing. Now if you find you do have a big puddle in the middle 50th state. SoA hui hou kakou (till we meet again), just tip your pan back and forth and side to side remember to work smart, play hard and take time to distribute the icing. This is all done BEFORE you out for a cookie. sprinkle on the nuts and coconut. Show Blue Jean Granny how much you love her We are going to be making some more quick and recipes and hints or make a dish suggestion for easy desserts in the coming issues so get out that upcoming articles. You can reach her by email at exercise equipment and enjoy them also. I hope [email protected] you enjoyed our little make believe taste trip to our TWIT Pg.14 1WIT August 31 , 2012 """.T Pies San Antonio Nightlife _ _. Photos by Steven Parker Pg.16 TWIT '~~TPies San Antonio Send-off Ji.1 Party for SoFonda St John at Babio's Photos by Allen Grubaugh and Mario Mares Cocktail: Alien Secretion pours: Sat Night, Fri & Sun Days Bar: Stars Beach Club in Galveston Photo by: Allen Grubaugh COCktail:Slue Horn POurs: Wed-Sat Nights Bar: Essence in San Antonio Photo by: Ailen GrUbaugh c,ocldal\', 6\0'# jon, poutS', 'Ned-SUfi \'llg\\t 6a(', B ~/2 ifl '2.\ Paso I'\\oto P·f. P.igo Lez.a(f13 , August 31,2012 TWIT Pg.1S Eat at least six quality small meals per day. Eating more rneals per day increases the body's metabolisrn, gives you a constant flow of energy and reduces the likelihood of your GRADE A body storing food as fat. LESSON #2: Eat protein and complex carbohydrates in every meal. You don't have to eat a lot, but try to get about thirty grams of protein and sorne quality carbs in each rneal. ''Bo.e,b, T ()I Good carbs include whole grains, oats, brown rice and whole meal bread. Good sources of protein are chicken, egg whites, " tuna, red meat and fish. Se,~' LESSON #3: Avoid simple carbohydrates. Simple carbohydrates are found in sugar, soft drinks and honey. Simple carbohydrates give you an instant pick-me-up but they will drop you right back where you came from after a few FITNESS minutes. Excessive sugar plays havoc with insulin metabolisrn and leads to fatigue and fat storage. LESSON #4: Drink water, and loads of it! The most important By Joel Reinbach nutrient in your body is water. The quality of your tissues, their performance and their resistance to injury is dependent on the arnount of water you drink. Make it a habit to sip water ticking with your workouts and eating constantly throughout the day, especially during a workout. Sbalanced meals during back-to-school chaos can seem impossible. Schedules are LESSON #5: Avoid snacking by planning your meals the day packed with homework and exams and you before. Most snack foods are unhealthy and full of sugar, salt and other unnatural ingredients. If you can now hide the extra poundage under cute plan your day's diet, you will be less likely to cheat. jackets and sweaters. So what's the point? For more information, visit www.ScottHermanFitness.com and www.mymfitt.com. "I would never recommend anyone to stop TWIT exercising," says fitness guru Scott Herman. "There is no reason, even if your day is packed with classes, why you can't stretch, session. You can also play with the incline to give eat correctly, and carve thirty or forty minutes out yourself a more intense workout at a lower MPH. of your day to lift weights or go for a quick jog. You Try twenty minutes of cardio with 5% incline at want to avoid the dreaded freshman fifteen at all around 3-6MPH. You won't believe how great you costs. Also, exercise jumpstarts your day, makes feel after those twenty intense minutes. you feel good and helps you to focus and think clearly. It may even help you get that A in Algebra." LESSON #4: If your goal is to lose fat, you need to focus on rnore than just cardio. You want to Learn your lesson before its too late.