ROAD TO THE PLAYOFFS 01:00:00 - PART 1 YA ALL BETTER GET READY TO ROLL MAN. WE’RE MOVING REAL FAST. IT’S GONNA BE VIOLENT. SO YA ALL PUT THE KIDS TO BED. RADIO – AND THIS STADIUM IS BALLISTIC. LIGHTS, CAMERAS, ACTION BABY. NOW WE GOT SOME UNINVITED GUESTS TO OUR PARTY! LET’S GO TO THE NEXT LEVEL! AIN’T NOTHING LEFT TO TALK ABOUT! THIS AIN’T OVER YET! THIS IS ALL THAT MATTERS! COME ON DEFENSE! DEFENSE! DEFENSE! RADIO – DO THEY HAVE THE STONES TO MAKE THIS CALL? LET’S GO! HUDDLE UP!! YOU BETTER WATCH YOURSELF! RADIO - TOUCHDOWN! WHAT ARE YA ALL DOIN?!! NO!! 01:01:08 ALRIGHT LOU. GOOD TO SEE YA MAN. GOOD TO SEE YA LOU. KINDA. HOW YOU DOING BUDDY? THE LIST IS LONG. WE GOT A LOT OF THINGS TO GET BETTER AT. START CHECKING THEM OFF. YOU KEEP CATCHING THE BALL LIKE THAT, YOU MAY GET COACH __ TO LEARN YOUR NAME. PRETTY GOOD. 1 IS IT PITA? IT’S PITA. WAY TO GO! IS IT PITA OR PITA? IT’S PITA, ISN’T IT? WHAT’S NEBI’S FIRST NAME? I FORGOT. PITA…IT’S PITA NOT PITA. MARK, CAN YOU PUT THE MUSIC ON. HOW MANY POUNDS DID YOU LOSE YESTERDAY? (WHAT’S THAT?) HOW MANY POUNDS DID YOU LOSE YESTERDAY? (I HAVEN’T WEIGHED MYSELF.) I CAN TELL. LOOK AT THAT. GEEZ. YOU DON’T WANT TO HIT THOSE ABS, BABY. THOSE ARE THE OBLIQUE’S. I THINK IF YOU CUT OFF THAT BEARD YOU’D PLAY A WHOLE LOT BETTER. COME ON, GET OUT OF HERE. CUT OFF THAT UGLY THING. GEEZ…YOU GOT ANY KIDS YET? (I GOT 2 KIDS.) 2, GEEZ. NEED A GOOD PERIOD HERE. LET’S GET BETTER! UH OH, UH OH, HERE WE GO. SPEED, QUICKNESS & LEVERAGE. YOU’RE ROLLIN’. THEY’RE TIRED, HOT. THEY’RE NOT THINKING. SO IT’S NOT PROCESSING. IS THAT ALL YOU GOT? YOU DROP 1 BALL, WE’RE DONE? DON’T GIVE IN TO A LITTLE FATIGUE MEN! GUYS, GUYS, GUYS. HEY WAIT, WAIT. HOLD UP. LET’S DO THIS ONE AGAIN. PLAY IT AGAIN! THAT’S TERRIBLE. Page 2 of 24 BRING IT BACK! BRING IT ALL THE WAY BACK. ALL THE WAY BACK, LET’S GO! LET ME SEE THAT. LET ME SHOW YOU AGAIN. YOU DID ALL THAT RIGHT. AND THEN DROP THE BALL. O.K. CAN YOU DO THAT? I DON’T WANT TO HAVE TO REPEAT THOSE PLAYS EVERY TIME. I GOTTA REPEAT IT BECAUSE YOU DON’T DO WHAT I’M SAYING. DON’T MAKE IT HARDER THAN IT IS! GOD. NOW LET’S GO DO SOMETHING. LET’S GO DO SOMETHING. SHOCK THE WORLD RIGHT HERE. GO TIMMY! GO! STAY INBOUNDS! STAY INBOUNDS! OH BOY. OH YEA. OH LORD. THAT’S A HELL OF A BALL. HELL OF A BALL DUDE. THAT’S GREAT PROTECTION. FRICKIN’ GREAT PROTECTION. HEY, BRING IT UP! ALRIGHT, WE EARNED THAT MONEY TODAY FELLAS. ALRIGHT, GOOD JOB. I APPRECIATE THE WAY YOU’RE WORKING. I LIKE THE WAY YOU’RE COMPETING. WE CAN WORK WITH THAT. WE CAN GET BETTER WITH THAT. LET’S KEEP CHALLENGING EACH OTHER. LET’S HAVE A PRIDE. 1, 2, 3, PRIDE! 01:04:26 THE SKY’S SO BRIGHT YOU HAVE TO SQUINT. IT’S A BEAUTIFUL DAY FOR FOOTBALL. WHERE WOULD YOU RATHER BE THAN RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW? IT’S SO BEAUTIFUL. WE GET TO HIT PEOPLE AND WE GET PAID! IS THEY SERIOUS?! RADIO - BETTER THAN 70,000 IN THE HOUSE. BRIGHT LIGHTS, BIG STAGE. NATIONAL TV. ALL BUSINESS NOW. LET’S GO. ALL BUSINESS. LET’S GO. Page 3 of 24 LET THE GAMES BEGIN! RADIO – WITH THE FOOTBALL IS …! HE’S AT THE 30! HE COULD GO! 20, 25, 30, 35! TOUCHDOWN!! WRIGHT WITH A PUNTER TO BEAT! TOUCHDOWN! RAIDERS! TOUCHDOWN AS HE TUMBLES IN! WHOOO! MAKE SURE YOU SHOW THAT ON TV TOO! I SAID HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY MOTHER. WE’RE ALRIGHT. I’M ALRIGHT. YOU ALRIGHT? GOOD MAN. I’M ALRIGHT. I’M GOOD. I’M EXCITED ABOUT THIS. ALL 3 OF US HAD OUR HANDS ON HIM. WE JUST GOTTA FINISH WITH A SACK. YOU GOTTA FINISH WITH A SACK, O.K.? THAT’S ALL. COME ON, THIS WOULD BE A HUGE STOP RIGHT HERE. RADIO – UNDER PRESSURE. HE’LL BE SACKED! FUMBLES THE FOOTBALL! IT’S LOOSE! THE JETS HAVE IT! MILLER DOWN TO THE 35 AND DROPS THE BALL. GUESS WHO? DARREN SHARPER. THAT’S WHAT I’M TALKING ABOUT! THAT’S WHAT I’M TALKING ABOUT! RADIO - SCHAUB STANDS IN. HE ROLLS AWAY. HE’S HIT BY FREENEY! THE BALL’S FUMBLED! THE COLTS HAVE GOT IT! THAT WAS NICE. RADIO – INTERCEPTED BY DEION BRANCH! HE STEPPED RIGHT OVER THE T.E.! BATTED IN THE AIR AND INTERCEPTED! CORY BERMAN IS UP AND RUNNING. 20, 15, BERMAN 10, 5! HE IS …SCORE! TOUCHDOWN! RADIO - IT GOT BATTERED. IT GOT KICKED. IT GOT TIPPED. IT STAYED AIRBORNE. MERRY CHRISTMAS. THE FAR SIDELINE. INTERCEPTED! THE STEELERS HAVE IT! TROY POLAMALU! THAT’S IT! THAT’S IT! SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN WE HAVE FUN? DON’T WORRY ABOUT IT. KEEP PUSH…HEY, KEEP PUSHING. HEY, KEEP FIGHTING. WE’RE GONNA STEP IT UP. WE’RE GONNA STEP IT UP. LET’S JUST MAKE A PLAY. LET’S JUST MAKE A PLAY. Page 4 of 24 ALRIGHT, THIS IS GONNA BE A TOUCHDOWN. ALRIGHT, I LIKE TO HEAR THAT. 01:07:14 RADIO – HERE WE GO, FOR THE WIN. HEY, THAT’S THAT SCOBIE BRYANT RIGHT THERE BABY. SCOBIE BRYANT. HE’LL MAKE IT. I’M RUNNING TO THE LOCKER ROOM. I WILL HOLLER AT YOU TOMORROW. RADIO – SNAP. SCOBIE’S KICKOFF ON THE WAY. SCOBIE’S GOT IT CLINCHED… HE’S GOT THE DISTANCE. MONEY! AND HE GOT IT! FROM 59 YDS. FOR THE WIN!! YEA BABY! YEA!! RADIO - THE BALL IS BLOCKED! PUNT BLOCKED BY THE 49ERS! EARL THOMAS PICKS IT UP! TOUCHDOWN SEAHAWKS! AND…IT’S RECOVERED FOR A TOUCHDOWN! OH, ALRIGHT!! RADIO - TIPPED AND CAUGHT! WHAT A SPECTACULAR CATCH! SPECTACULAR LEAPING CATCH AT THE BACK LINE OF THE END ZONE. I LOVE WATCHING YOU PLAY MAN. RADIO – LONG DOWN THE FIELD. CATCHES IT FOR A TOUCHDOWN!! I CAN WATCH HIM PLAY ALL DAY BRO. RADIO – OH MY GOD! A SELF-INFLICTED WOUND FOR THE MIAMI DOLPHINS. // ...AND LAUNCHES THIS ONE IN THE DIRECTION OF MIKE SIMMS-WALKER, AND THIS ONE’S GOING TO BE ..BATTED AND CAUGHT! TOUCHDOWN!!! OH MY GOSH! HOW DID THAT HAPPEN? HOLY COW!! THAT’S UNBELIEVABLE! HAIL MARY!! I’VE NEVER SEEN A FINISH LIKE THAT. NOR HAVE I. 01:11:55 HOW OLD ARE YOU? (61) ME? (NO, I’M 61.) YOU’RE NOT 61! (WHO WOULD LIE ABOUT BEING OLD?!) YOU LOOK GREAT. (THANKS, I FEEL GREAT.) WHAT HAPPENED TO ME? HEY J.D., THEY GOT A NEW D.J. HUH? WE’RE GONNA HAVE TO MAKE OUR OWN MUSIC IN HERE. Page 5 of 24 I HEARD YOU HAVE NO RHYTHM BUT, ALL YOU NEED’S A LITTLE BIT. 01:12:30 SLOW BABY. SLOW! I LIKE THAT BABY! O.K. HERE COMES MY SONG NEXT. WHOO! WHOO! WHOO! THEY DON’T MAKE MUSIC LIKE THAT ANYMORE. MAN, PEOPLE ARE OBSESSED WITH THIS SONG RIGHT NOW. LET’S GOOOO!! GONNA BE GOOD. LET’S BE GREAT TODAY. THERE’S A PARTY GOING ON TODAY! RIGHT NOW! RIGHT NOW! ALL YEAR! ALL YEAR! WHAT WE DO?! WIN! LET’S GO! LET’S GO! KIDDING ME?! LET’S GO. AHHHH, LET’S GO! I’M A LITTLE TIRED. GOOD THING WE’RE KICKING. RADIO – KICK IS TO TATE 4 YDS. DEEP AND THEY’LL RUN IT OUT. COME ON IN THERE. COME ON IN THERE! RUN, RUN RUN. NO, NO, NO! RADIO – 40, 45! HE’S GONNA GO THE DISTANCE!! ON A 4 YD. KICKOFF RETURN!! MAN, THAT SUCKS. LET’S GO. HEY! Page 6 of 24 GEORGE. HEY! GEORGE. HEY! GEORGE. WHAT’S A NEVER?! YOU WANT 6? YOU WANT 5? YOU WANT 8? WHAT DO YOU WANT? #2 DERRICK. LET’S PLAY 2. HERE WE GO, #4. NICKEL’S GONNA COME DOWN #2, I’M GONNA GET #3. 3, 3. THAT IS CRAZY. LOOK AT IT. IT GOES TO THE BEATS AND EVERYTHING. 01:14:34 MY BAD. I THINK I KNOCKED THE WIND OUT OF MYSELF! GET YOUR WIND BACK. BRIAN, LET’S DO THIS NOW!! ALRIGHT, LET’S GO FIELD GOAL. FIELD GOAL! HE’S GONNA MAKE IT. I’M GOIN' TO THE L.R. I WILL HOLLER AT YOU TOMORROW. WE’RE NOT GOIN’ F.G. WE GO FOR TOUCHDOWNS. RADIO - TOUCHDOWN! TOUCHDOWN! TOUCHDOWN! WE GOT A BALL GAME AGAIN! Page 7 of 24 OVERTIME, HERE WE GO! TAKE IT. RADIO – SNAP. SPOT. THE KICK IS ON THE WAY. GOOD!! WHOA!! YEA BABY! YEA BABY! THERE IS SOMETHING SPECIAL GOING ON HERE AND NOBODY ELSE KNOWS ABOUT IT, AND WE’LL KEEP MAKING OUR OWN HIGHLIGHTS WITH OUR MUSIC AND EVERYTHING! YEA! 01:15:25 LET’S RILE IT UP! LET’S TAKE THE GAME EARLY AND … ! AND WE’RE GONNA … TOO BECAUSE THAT’S …! I DON’T GOT NO APPROPRIATE SONG TO SING IN BALT. MAN. WE’RE GONNA GO OUT AND DO OUR DAMN JOBS TODAY MAN. YES SIR. WATCH YOUR TECHNIQUE! HEY, HEY, HEY. TAKE THE FIELD FOR THE KICK. IF YOU EVER SEE HIM, CLEAN HIS CLOCK! GET HIM! GET HIM! THAT’S WHAT I’M TALKING ABOUT! 3 AND OUT! SMASH THIS DUDE.