ISSUE 11 GET SWEET LOOT WITH A 2016 ONECARD ACTIVATE YOURS ONLINE AT R1.CO.NZ/ONECARD FLASH YOUR 2016 ALTO CAFE PITA PIT - GEORGE ST Any two breakfasts for the price of one Buy any petita size pita and get ONECARD AT ANY Monday - Friday, 7am - 11.30am upgraded to a regular OF THESE FINE BEAUTÉ SKIN BAR & PIZZA BELLA BEAUTY CLINIC Lunch size pizza & 600ml Coke range for $10 BUSINESSES AND $45 brazilians, $20 brow shape, $45 spray - or - any waffle and coffee for $10 tans + 10% off any full price service or product SAVE CA$H MONEY! POPPA’S PIZZA BENDON Free garlic bread with any regular or large AMAZON SURF, Free wash bag with purchase over $50* pizza* SKATE & DENIM CRUSTY CORNER RAPUNZEL’S HAIR DESIGN $5 BLTs, Monday - Friday $99 for pre-treatment, 1/2 head of foils or 10% off full-priced items* global colour, blow wave & H2D finish ESCAPE - or - 20% off cuts BOWL LINE 20% off regular-price games* 2 games of bowling for $15* RELOAD JUICE BAR FILADELFIOS GARDENS Buy any small juice, smoothie, or coffee and 1x medium pizza, 1x fries, and 2x pints of Fillies upsize to a large for free* CAPERS CAFE Draught or fizzy for $40, Sun-Thurs 2 for 1 gourmet pancakes* ROB ROY DAIRY FRIDGE FREEZER ICEBOX Free upgrade to a waffle cone every Monday COSMIC 15% discount off the regular retail price & Tuesday 10% off all in-store items* GOVERNOR’S CAFE SHARING SHED $6 for a slice, scone, or muffin $5 off all tertiary-student hair cuts LUMINO THE DENTISTS and a medium coffee $69 new patient exams and SUBWAY HALLENSTEIN BROTHERS Buy any six-inch meal deal & upgrade x-rays, plus 10% off further 20% off full price product in-store to a footlong meal deal for free* treatments* HELL PIZZA TASSE CAFÉ Spend $20 or more and receive either free High Tea for one for $24* NANDO’S wedges, dessert pizza, or a 1.5L drink Free regular peri-peri chips with THE BOG IRISH BAR LONE STAR $7 house beer, wine and spirits from 8-11pm 02 every flame-grilled chicken, 10% discount + Book your 21st with on Thursdays, $15 roast of the day on Sundays wrap, pita or burger* us in 2016 and get $6 tap beers, house wines and house spirits* THE FORTUNE THEATRE QUEST 2-for-1 tickets on Wednesday night MEGA ZONE performances 10% off all non-sale items* Buy two games of mini golf or laser tag and get a third free THE FRONTRUNNER STIRLING SPORTS 15% discount off regular retail price OMBRELLOS KITCHEN & BAR 12.5% off all non-sale items $15 Ombrellos Big Breakfast / Big Vege* THISTLE CAFE & BAR 10% discount THE POOLHOUSE OUTSIDE SPORTS CAFE & BAR 15% off rental, 15% off workshop, and 10% off VAPOURIUM 2 for 1 coffees $9 for 1-hour pool table hire* retail (full price items only) PHONE SURGEONS VIVACE KARAOKE BAR VOID CLOTHING 10% off all phone, tablets Hire a Karaoke room for an hour and get 30 10% off all non-sale items & computer repairs minutes free *terms and conditions apply, see r1.co.nz/onecard/ for details ISSUE 11 GET SWEET LOOT WITH A 2016 ONECARD ACTIVATE YOURS ONLINE AT R1.CO.NZ/ONECARD CONTENTS | ISSUE 11 NEWS & OPINION FEATURES FLASH YOUR 2016 ALTO CAFE PITA PIT - GEORGE ST Any two breakfasts for the price of one Buy any petita size pita and get ONECARD AT ANY Monday - Friday, 7am - 11.30am upgraded to a regular 06 News In Briefs RE-CAPPING THE CAPPING SHOW OF THESE FINE BEAUTÉ SKIN BAR & PIZZA BELLA Mikayla Cahill on the Capping Show’s long tradition BEAUTY CLINIC Lunch size pizza & 600ml Coke range for $10 of irreverence and hilarity where nothing and nobody BUSINESSES AND $45 brazilians, $20 brow shape, $45 spray - or - any waffle and coffee for $10 08 Execrable p 18 tans + 10% off any full price service or product is immune to ridicule SAVE CA$H MONEY! POPPA’S PIZZA BENDON Free garlic bread with any regular or large Free wash bag with purchase over $50* pizza* 09 Campus News I NEVER REMEMBER A FACE: AMAZON SURF, LIVING WITH PROSOPAGNOSIA 18 SKATE & DENIM CRUSTY CORNER RAPUNZEL’S HAIR DESIGN $99 for pre-treatment, 1/2 head of foils or Lucy Hunter talks to three people who have difficulty $5 BLTs, Monday - Friday p 22 10% off full-priced items* global colour, blow wave & H2D finish 10 News recognising faces ESCAPE - or - 20% off cuts BOWL LINE 20% off regular-price games* 2 games of bowling for $15* RELOAD JUICE BAR CONSENT ON CAMPUS FILADELFIOS GARDENS Buy any small juice, smoothie, or coffee and 14 Sports 1x medium pizza, 1x fries, and 2x pints of Fillies upsize to a large for free* Amber Allott discusses sexual consent, the myth of the CAPERS CAFE Draught or fizzy for $40, Sun-Thurs “grey area”, and resources available for sexual assault 2 for 1 gourmet pancakes* ROB ROY DAIRY 16 Politics FRIDGE FREEZER ICEBOX Free upgrade to a waffle cone every Monday survivors p 26 COSMIC 15% discount off the regular retail price & Tuesday 10% off all in-store items* GOVERNOR’S CAFE SHARING SHED $6 for a slice, scone, or muffin $5 off all tertiary-student hair cuts LUMINO THE DENTISTS and a medium coffee Review Columns $69 new patient exams and SUBWAY HALLENSTEIN BROTHERS Buy any six-inch meal deal & upgrade x-rays, plus 10% off further 20% off full price product in-store to a footlong meal deal for free* treatments* HELL PIZZA TASSE CAFÉ 37 Games Spend $20 or more and receive either free High Tea for one for $24* 30 Letters 35 NANDO’S wedges, dessert pizza, or a 1.5L drink 38 Film Free regular peri-peri chips with THE BOG IRISH BAR 32 Conversational Intercourse LONE STAR $7 house beer, wine and spirits from 8-11pm every flame-grilled chicken, 10% discount + Book your 21st with on Thursdays, $15 roast of the day on Sundays 40 Technology wrap, pita or burger* us in 2016 and get $6 tap beers, 33 Dear Ethel house wines and house spirits* THE FORTUNE THEATRE 41 Books 2-for-1 tickets on Wednesday night QUEST 33 Science, Bitches MEGA ZONE performances 10% off all non-sale items* Buy two games of mini golf or laser tag and 42 Music get a third free THE FRONTRUNNER 34 Clark v Woodhouse STIRLING SPORTS 15% discount off regular retail price 44 Art OMBRELLOS KITCHEN & BAR 35 Matters of Debate 12.5% off all non-sale items $15 Ombrellos Big Breakfast / Big Vege* THISTLE CAFE & BAR 10% discount 4 5 Food THE POOLHOUSE OUTSIDE SPORTS 36 The Weekly Doubt CAFE & BAR 15% off rental, 15% off workshop, and 10% off VAPOURIUM 45 retail (full price items only) 2 for 1 coffees $9 for 1-hour pool table hire* 36 Sexcellent PHONE SURGEONS VIVACE KARAOKE BAR VOID CLOTHING 10% off all phone, tablets Hire a Karaoke room for an hour and get 30 46 Love Is Blind 10% off all non-sale items & computer repairs minutes free *terms and conditions apply, see r1.co.nz/onecard/ for details 16 May | 2016 HOW FAR CAN YOU MAKE IT ACROSS AUSTRALIA USING ONLY RED BULL AS CURRENCY ? Get your journey started at www.redbullcanyoumakeit.com.au PAPUA NEW GUINEA TIMOR N ESTE S E A OR I M T GU C L F A R P O E N F W E T A R I A S NORTHERN TERRITORY AUSTRALIA C OR A L QUEENSLAND OCE A WESTERN AUSTRALIA BRISBANE SOUTH AUSTRALIA NEW SOUTH WALE S PERTH SYDNEY GR E A T A U S T R ADELAIDE A L ACT I A VICTORIA N B I GH T MELBOURNE 04 TASMANIA ISSUE 11 HOW FAR CAN YOU MAKE IT ACROSS AUSTRALIA Editorial USING ONLY RED BULL AS CURRENCY ? Issue 11 Editorial Editor HUGH BAIRD Deputy Editor LUCY HUNTER Sub Editor LAURA STARLING News Editor JOE HIGHAM Get your journey started at www.redbullcanyoumakeit.com.au Chief Reporter HENRY NAPIER Design PAPUA Technical Editor TASH MURACHVER NEW GUINEA Features Designer CERI GIDDENS TIMOR Section Editors N ESTE Books JESSICA THOMPSON S E A Games CAMPBELL CALVERLEY OR I M Technology ANTHONY MARRIS T G Time of year to ask questions U C L F A R P O E N F Film NITA SULLIVAN W E T A R I A Food KIRSTEN GARCIA of NZUSA Politics JOEL MACMANUS S Music MILLICENT LOVELOCK NORTHERN TERRITORY Sport SEAN NUGENT nce again, as it does each year, the are these really initiatives worth the fee paid Contributors argument surrounding whether or not each year by students? Is there even a need for Mikayla Cahill, Amber Allott,Taoran Li, Gini NZUSA is of any value has reared its ugly a national president? AUSTRALIA C OR A L O Jory, Lisa Blakie, Robyn Maree Picken, Sam little head, with approximately two percent of Why not instead adopt a system in which all Fraser, Sam McChesney, Sally Wilkins, the student population giving a shit. presidents from all associations form a commit- QUEENSLAND Georgia Vosper, Magnus White, Hayleigh It has come to the fore this week after the tee, rotating the role of President or Chair of the Clarkson, David Clark, Michael Woodhouse, Auckland University Student Association an- committee every month, similar to the United OCE A WESTERN Willy Chapman, Hannah Davis, Julia nounced its notice to withdraw from NZUSA. Nations Security Council which rotates the AUSTRALIA BRISBANE Stewart, Tommy T, Amia Yunos, Chloe AUSA made its decision on the basis of a re- President of the council each month.