?5US .... i,50t:AN .... TM • COMICI 13 co •• MAY eN UK 70., I' I . J• • .: 1 : ;,r," .J • THEAMAZING SPIDER-M.o.N Deor Soilors, We finolly sobered up after the hugo success of our lalesl trip 10 Allanlis III We sel course for onolher deslinotion but unknown 11 Meanwhile we celebraled Easier and ore heading for X-MAS I11 We also welcome our lolest crew­ member, IRON MAIDEN which will hopefully be a greol conlribution to our si off I11 We must also thank our compalriols oul Ihere on the wide ocean far supporting us on our dangerous journeys and for sending re-enforcements 011 Ihe time ..... Well so for '92 has been a remarkable year I11 2 issues of Pirales in less then 6 monlhs, Thor got follerJn even more slupid, DOM hod 2 firsl-releases in Ihe losl 12 monlhs and our ship hosn'l sunk yel IIIII Slill due 10 some heavy slorm weolher some of the infonnalian ended up being losllll So you'll find an page 1 4 a photo of Sauron/lls and his brother (not Fist/lis) and on page 15 Ihe lop piccie is okoz Jock Droopis/DOM. And please nalice that the crew-members are nol respansable for evenluol depressions or suicide a!lempts after completing this issue .... See you on our nexl trip, RED-BEARD Tecllnical realisolion details: Original ideo by JUMPIE/ex-F4CG and SOlAR/F4CG Equipment used 386 DX, MPS 1200, Loserprinter, Super zoom copymachine,Scissors, super gh)e and ono box of DUREX condoms during Ihe process phala's copied by BOD/TALENT Typing done by SOlAR/F4CG and SCORPIE/F4CG Articles: Pirales crew and Rough/Chromance Graphics : Habbit,OMG,Golcha,Scorpie/F4CG,Redstar/LOGIC,Mirage/LEGEND Ediling help: Ninja,Kid/F4CG,Salar/F4CG,Scorpie/F4CG VHS lope 'The making of PIRATES #13' available, just send us 0 blank VHS lope. A mag con only survive wilh your help. So send any inlerviews, voles, reports, pholo's, wel underwoir, girlfriends, new condoms, X-raled moyies (for Kid/F4CG ed.), X-MAS cards elc .. _ to : SOlARlF4CG SCORPI E/F KG G.MARTENSTR. 31 B 14 fLlERKE 48 9800 DEINZE 2870 PUURS BELGIUM BELGIUM PIRATES 13 PAGE 1 7 5 • Above da one and ' only Tyree/Arcade .. Shit is he ln• love with the camera or so .... ???? Beneath MWS and Parson/X-Factor! Pull the trigger!!! . I - I ,, ,- 1, !, • - . , • , , , I , • I • , PIRATES 13 PAGE 2 We are all aware of the fact that people like the Pirates ... Nevertheless Pyle has a weird way of show­ ing that as you can see. The lucky shoe is ofcoz Solar's ... , Return from the Greystoke ... This is SID/F4CG .. There is a , 1.000 $ reward for any usefull tips as this picture was the last sign of life from him .... PIRATES 13 PAGE 3 , --'---- ------------------------------------------------------ ...., ---- .. ..',. _-­ . .._ _. - -- ~--.--. ---.----- ----.. ---------'-,._. -------_. ' -_._---- -----_.. _- - _--_ f4CG • Scorpio re·joined f4CG, Miracle Designs and Ih e Piroles staff ... • Kid also re-joined F4CG, he'll start calling oul again, yeeeeho .. • Ackshun (ex-Mission) joined F4CG as o wonna·be·hacker • Communisl left to join TALENT and Budda left la join SUCCESS • The new F4CG Hq is Tunnel of Wares and you con reach 01 718.349-1230 Also coli Ihe F4CG ·, NEI Hq Soulh of Heaven 01 316.945.9847 or Ihe F4CG Euro Hq 'The Lost Paradise' 01 -1--132/91/801008 .... • Sodium and Newslyle gOI kicked oul of the group for being inactive .... • Sneoper/ex-WOW joined os cracker and coder ... Also joined Mirocle Designs ... • SID is back in Ihe scene after a few monlhs break os he hod to move 10 a new place twice and had to wail for his phone-line to get re·inslalled • 8ilnl0n joined as an Italian original supplier. IH,Et'iD • Anlhrax quil Ihe group and Ihe scene allogelher • Martin Schutten lefl Legend and will now slorl composing for Paradise demo sedion. • Skaler and Mirage joined legend logelher wilh Shockll Funny is Ihal the rumour was spread before the announcement and Ihey kepI on denying the foci ... • RCS lefl legend and joined Brutal (doesn't make sense ed.) bul according to Pwp he got booled oul of Ihe group (Ihol mokes sense ed.) ., Second 10 None wtlnt down because of hardware problems and lack of inloresl, Ihe new LEGEND Hq is the Shoalin Temple. ILLUSION • Still going slrong .. • DMC left Genetix and joined ILS but ofler a shol1 period he left them and rejoined GD< • Baze should've quit ILS and joined Legend a s mego swopper (probably os ReS leh or got kicked ed.) bul Narc and Pwp bath claim Ih a l he was never asked to be in Ihe group. • Jozzrnan/ILS Canada gat busied for hip and is charged for 25 violalions 11 among those one for phronk coiling 91 1 and Ihe cops (not very smart ed.) It got even covered on lV ) T\'t.:, , ,~ ~ ';'-C~AI.\'( ." \~ y, '~'·X \) I\./'J / \ -J " I,·\. \) \\'., ARCA DE • Jihod leH Ihe group (Again ed.) coz he wanted to be more independent (what kinda bullshit is thal for a reason ed.) • Tyree lefl Arcade for 1 or 2 day> be couse he had some disagreemenls with olher group members and he joined ILS for a while but as RADAR wasn'l allowed la join Tyree lefl ILS again and then he rejoined ARCADE (Yoyo germa ns slrike back ed.) • 'fhen il was Radar's lurn to leave Ihe group ond he aswe ll rejoined when Tyree apologized on Iheir ~1q (According 10 Radar ed,) I1~;:~. h~. ·~I'"' · • Rumours go around as ARCADE should've re-crocked 0 few litles from other groups!! 11 I I ')( . ,~, Such as Nobby Ihe AardvOIk prv/GD<, Obicantrol/Enigma, and 12 o'clock/Sierra ... The Alcode version of Tetrodas needed 2 olfempls to get fixed properlyll Firsl version was fi xed by Master Kracker ( according 10 Arcade ed.) buI he denied ever worked on il, then the second version was put aut by MO/Legend who is now Radar/Arc's worsl ennemie 11 They lrade wilh Empire but recently gave games to TSM and AFROS .... PIRATES 13 PAGE 4 .. - --.-~. ----_ .. ---- --_. -- .._- _._-- ------ ---- -- -- _._----- ------ - -..- .. ~- - . ----- ------.---~--- - - - -------.. - ~report : GENESIS PROJECf PARTY· NeubrOck, Germany, 25(04L92. Fridoyevening (24/ 4) I got 0 phonecoll from Solor tell ing me Ihe G'!' pOliy was a lready the next day. Damned .. I mode a quick decision and the ne xt morning at 10.00orn Solar picked me up. Arter 0 2 hours tri p we (JITived in Neuss. ThOle wo stmted ""killU for Noubrock but no·onc seemed la know the place. Lucky for us there was one cl ever cob·dri ver who spoke sorn o English and could explain us where to go to. We had 10 tnke diredion Grevenbroich and we would fi nd it on th is road. Sa, off we went .. a fl er driving around for one hour wo still hadn't found it ... Thanks to a locol shopkeeper we finally found NeubrOck. Thi s village is e asy to discribe: 5 houses, 1 church olld 1 bar where Iho parly took place. The village only has 23 habit ants. Strange pori of it was Ihot the vi llage seemed familiar to us ... we probably possed il 10 limes wilhoul II olicing it wa s NeubrOck, we jusl Ihoughl it was 0 pOli of another village ... bah ... bUI we mode it. When w e entered the place we wero shacked ... behind Ihe bar was 0 hughe ha ll fill ed wilh a bout 500 freaks .. C64 and Amigas everywhere. Wooooaw III No, jusl kidding, we got in (wilhoul paying . eli le never pays, hahahaha ed.) and decided to leave again at the same moment. Behind Ih e bar was a lit tle pl a co with about 40·50 freaks, three C64's and two Amigos II1 Cool, so we drove 3 hours hopi ng to find 0 megaparty and now we got th a t I? I When we looked around we sow fe w fa mous (???) guys. Only 4 of them come to say hello ... Brego/TRIAD, Hi·Lite/SCS, Arrogonce/ SCS and our own Communist/TALE NT. We reall y got depressed and needed a be er so we went oul to grab one in Solars' car ... now we got 0 strange effed ... most guys in the place fo ll owed us. So outside we olso met OMG, Pyle, Majesty (bah, wannabe skinhead ed), Suap and some other ne rd s. The coolest (1??) ti m e we ha d 0 1 tho party wa s out sido, near the car wilh 0 bailie o f good Belgian beer in our hand a nd SO U lllROWER ploying in Ihe bockground. Suddenly we nolice d everyonQ started to le ave ... withi n le ss tha n ha lf ' n hour all interesting guys were go ne homo. Who I also covld wo do Il"l e n g ol in our cor cmd drive buck tlorn ewards ??? At the cruise speed of 170· 180 km/h (still con't ulllJerslund how Solar does il wi lh hi s C it roe n Visa !? l ed) Ihe trip only took us 1h 4 5rnin. I ca n' t express how we fe lt when we arrived home .. now when I laok back at the G 'i' porly I con describe it in 3 words. O I..JE biG FA ILURE /1/1 Beurk .. Scorpie / F ~ C G I MD. ~ .v,on't, .seL me '''''01);1 , o (-n ' ~~,ff r 1111 veruJ,...l stron I ) (J cj " (But.