1 FRIDAY 31 JAN Interview: Lord Carrington of NHS moving to Fulham the Cloud What happens to your information? Student finance, housing and more 6 8 “Keep the Cat Free” 31/01/14 Issue 1566 felixonline.co.uk Imperial and Huawei to cooperate on new data laboratory THIS ISSUE... lead in research and development and that is Nida Mahmud why I welcome today’s announcement of the News Editor collaboration between Imperial and Huawei” The CEO of of Huawei Enterprise, William Xu said: “Investing in innovation is central to HANGMAN top global ICT solutions company Huawei’s business strategy and this exciting and Imperial will collaborate and collaboration will help us stay at the cutting edge invest on a data science lab. The of data science developments. Imperial College research will be in areas such is a global institution with unrivalled knowledge as energy, healthcare and smart in this field. By bringing its experts together cities.A with our engineers we believe we can create new David Willetts, Universities and Science products and services that will harness the huge Minister said: ““Science and research are major potential of big data. contributors to the UK economy and our This collaboration with Imperial also bolsters Universities are central to ensuring that we have the wider partnership programme we have with the skills in science, technology, engineering British universities, which includes working and maths (STEM) that we need to compete in with other institutions around the UK on the This week you are a the global economy. Big Data technology is one 5G technologies that will revolutionise how we IMpErIAl CollEgE loNdoN of the areas where UK universities can take the communicate in the future.” rock. 39 SCIENCE A trip down memory lane 10 FILM Now with new questions and a Catch fire with The Felix Sex Survey... Do it! map! 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TFL will now run on weekends during a 24 hours service. These new plants also involve ticket office closures and up to 750 job cuts. Felix, Beit Quad, Prince Consort Road, London SW7 2BB. Email: [email protected]. Tel: 020 7594 8072. Fax: 020 7594 8065. THIS BROUGHT Printed by Iliffe Print Cambridge, Winship Road, Cambridge. Registered newspaper ISSN 1040-0711. Copyright © Felix 2014. WEEK WASTO YOUBY Editor-in-Chief Joe Letts News Editors Nida Mahmud, Aamna Mohdin, Aemun Reza, Maciej Matuszewski Features Editor Shiladitya Ghosh Wellbeing Editor Marissa Lewis Business Editor James Tsim Science Editors Philippa Skett, Keir Little, Fiona Hartley Politics Editor Kartikeya Rana, Jash Rughani Food Editors Carol Ann Cheah, Michael Chung Comment Editors Eoghan J. 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The declared Varsity Day Alcohol AFp/gETTy Policy affirms that the focus of the Varsity event should be on “sporting ransport for London have competition”. The email cited a announced that next week significant number of incidents there will be disruption to related to alcohol consumption and underground travel. On how they were inappropriate at a Wednesday 5 February and sporting competition. TThursday 6 February walkouts are In preparation for Varsity 2014 expected. Services will be affected several changes have been put in place from as early as 21.30hrs on February which will affect the use of alcohol 4 so don’t get caught out. during the day including:” Talks to avert the strikes are being NEWs lIMITEd Alcohol can no longer be taken onto held. However, TfL have devised Fogarty, who has never held a driving tion at HP Labs in Bristol, eventually coaches. a strategy to keep London moving Maciej Matuszewski license, was clocked at speeds of up returned to Imperial College London Participants and spectators will be should the industrial action go ahead. News Editor 170km/h (105mph). The ground pur- where he held the Royal Society Uni- unable to carry externally purchased Extra buses will be laid on, and suit was eventually called off to reduce versity Research Fellowship. At the alcohol onto College/Union/The‘ambassadors’ will endeavour to keep danger to the public. However, a police time of the accident, he had been lec- Stoop owned premises. Tube stations open, providing travel n Australian man has helicopter observed the car running a turing for one year. Any personal supply of alcohol advice and information as necessary. admitted causing the red light on Orrong Road and hitting A statement from Imperial College found on said premises will be TfL advises that Tube services will death of two men, the taxi. Subsequent tests showed that praised Dr Barrett’s research, adding: confiscated. finish early on Tuesday evening so one of whom was Mr Fogarty had high levels of cannabis “His loss will be greatly felt by the People who are judged to be overly customers are urged to complete their the Imperial College and amphetamines in his blood. scientific community. Our thoughts intoxicated by Harlequins security journey as early as possible. Tube researcherA Dr Sean Barrett, by While Fogarty, who escaped from and condolences are with Dr Barrett’s will not be given permission to enter services are expected to return to dangerous driving. the crash with only a broken leg, ini- family, friends and colleagues at this The Stoop.” normal on Friday morning. Dr Barrett, 36, had travelled to tially denied being the driver he was tragic time.” Speaking to the Man- the West Australian city of Perth on overheard in prison admitting to his chester Evening News, his mother, Jan Sponsored Editorial October 16 2012 to attend a quantum guilt. In a court sitting on 21 Janu- Barrett, described her great loss say- physics conference but was in the ary of this year he pleaded guilty to ing: “Everybody absolutely loved him country for less than an hour when the the charges against him, saying: “I and had great respect for the work he taxi he was in was hit by a speeding just want to apologise to the families. was doing. He would have gone on to Student Discounts At 4x4. Dr Barrett and his driver, Kuldeep I know sorry won’t bring them back, do more great things.” Singh, 28, died instantly. but I still want to let them know I am Speaking of the incident, Ms Austin Speaking in the Supreme Court of s o r r y.” said: “This is a case in the very worst Fresh Hairdressers Western Australia last week Prosecu- Dr Barrett had studied at Cambridge category – he drove intoxicated, at tor Therese Austin outlined how An- University for his undergraduate and excessive speeds through suburban 70m from South Kensington tube thony Fogarty, 24, had led the police postgraduate degree. His doctoral streets, in gross contravention of traf- on a high speed chase around Perth work was on quantum information fic laws, whilst evading police with no in the 4x4, which had been reported processing in a condensed matter intention to stop”. Fogarty will be sen- stolen several days previously. Mr system. 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