All of Two of Us ©2012 Dave Fletcher & Carl Johansen Na Na Na Boo Boo ©1990 Dave Fletcher & Carl Johansen Verse 1 Sometimes I get so mad that I don’t know what to do. There’s words I’d like to say, but I’m in trouble if I do. So instead, I simply say in a very proper way . Na Na Na Boo Boo (echo) Na Na Na Boo Boo (echo) Verse 2 You know just what I mean; it happens to us all. There’s a baby in the family – they’re cute until they crawl. Then they get into your stuff, and they drool, and sneeze, and cough. Na Na Na Boo Boo (echo) Na Na Na Boo Boo (echo) Verse 3 My parents make me go to bed at the same time every night. I try to sneak a comic book, but my dad turns out the light. As I lay there bored to death, I mutter under my breath . Na Na Na Boo Boo (echo) Na Na Na Boo Boo (echo) Verse 4 My teacher gives us homework. It takes up all my time. When is a kid supposed to learn to run and jump and climb? Then comes the Friday test – and that pounding in my chest. Na Na Na Boo Boo (echo) Na Na Na Boo Boo (echo) Verse 5 So the next time you get mad, and you don’t know what to do, Just follow my advice, it’ll help to pull you through. You simply have to say in a very proper way . Na Na Na Boo Boo (echo) Na Na Na Boo Boo (echo) Loose Tooth ©1990 Dave Fletcher & Carl Johansen Refrain I’m gonna lose my tooth, tooth, tooth! (2 times) Verse 1 I woke up one morning and to my surprise My tongue could push my loose tooth from side to side. Refrain Verse 2 It felt squishy and made a sound as I pushed it around. I thought, “I gotta get it out of my mouth before the day is done!” Refrain Verse 3 It was hanging by a thread and off to one side. Dad said, “Hey, let me pull it out!” but I didn’t want him to try. Refrain Verse 4 Then to my big surprise as I was eating lunch, I bit into an ear of corn, and my loose tooth fell out of my mouth! Coda I jutht lotht my tooth, tooth , tooth! (4 times) Star Tonight ©1990 Dave Fletcher & Carl Johansen Refrain Oh, there’s a star I see tonight - up in the sky tonight, Do you wanna come and see it with me, too? Ah ooh ah ooh ah ooh ah There’s a star I see tonight - up in the sky tonight, Do you wanna come and see it with me, too? Ah ooh ah ooh ah ooh ah ooh ah Verse 1 Celestial bodies revolving ‘round and ‘round – Shining only by the Sun’s reflected light. Refrain Verse 2 There’s Mercury and Venus, Mars and Jupiter, Saturn and Uranus, Neptune and Pluto, too. Refrain Verse 3 Looking up in space – the wonder of it all! There’s no end in sight. I want to see it all! Refrain Notes: The planets are listed in order from the closest to the farthest from the Sun. Which planet is not mentioned? (Earth) Which one is no longer considered a planet? (Pluto) Catalina Madelina Traditional ©1990 Arranged by Dave Fletcher & Carl Johansen Refrain Catalina Madelina Hoopa Skata Walka Nada Hoka Poka Loka was her name – What a shame! Verse 1 She had two hairs on her head; One was alive, and the other was dead. Refrain Verse 2 She had two eyes in her head; One was blue, and the other was red. Refrain Verse 3 She had two teeth in her mouth; One went north, and the other went south. Refrain Verse 4 She had a neck like a ten-foot pole, And in the middle was a big, black hole. Refrain Verse 5 She had two arms on her body; One taught judo, and the other taught karate. Refrain Verse 6 She had two feet like bathroom mats; Nobody knows how they got like that. Refrain Verse 7 She worked for a doctor – made money quick; Stood on the corner and made people sick. Refrain Verse 8 And then one day, a truck hit Catalina; Poor truck driver had to get a new machina. Refrain Notes: Add the following motions as you sing the refrain: “Catalina Madelina Hoopa Skata Walka Nada (clap) (clap) (make hoop with arms) (walk fingers up arm) Hoka Poka Loka was her name. What a shame!” (wiggle fingers as if casting a spell) (wave arms in disgust) I Don’t Want To Go To Bed ©1990 Dave Fletcher & Carl Johansen Refrain I don’t want to go to bed (No, No!) I don’t want to go to bed (Not now!) I don’t want to go to bed (Unh, unh!) I don’t want to go to bed (No how!) Verse 1 When my mom and dad say, “Get to bed” at 8:00 each night, I feel that it’s my duty as a kid to fuss and fight. My legs go limp, I drag my feet, I’m slow as a snail. But when my dad starts getting mad, I know it’s time to hit the trail. Refrain Verse 2 I really just don’t think it’s fair that my folks can stay up late. I’ve seen them in the morning, and, uh, they don’t look so great! Last night at eight, my dad and I discussed this man to man. But when he raised his eyebrow, I knew that it was time I ran. Refrain Verse 3 I went into the bathroom and I sat down on the seat. For getting out of doing stuff, this ploy just can’t be beat. Then came a knocking on the door – I didn’t have to guess. “I’ll give you five more minutes son, or you’ll be in a heck of a mess!” Refrain Verse 4 I brushed my teeth, put my jammies on, and I made it to bed in time. I promised I’d never force these rules on any kid of mine! On second thought, you know, there must be something to this bedtime rule. I’ve changed my mind – it’s eight for my kid – hey man, I’m no fool! Refrain Note: If you’re working with a large group, split them into four parts, with each taking a different response (No, No!, Not Now!, etc.). Twinkle Medley Traditional ©1990 Arranged by Dave Fletcher & Carl Johansen Theme Variation 1 Latin Variation 2 Minor Variation 3 Country/Western Variation 4 Rap Variation 5 Blues Variation 6 Rock and Roll You’re Number One ©1990 Dave Fletcher & Carl Johansen Verse 1 Are your parents kinda cheap? Never dig down too deep? (Child) You ask to go to a show – the answer is, “No, the price is too steep.” Are your parents kinda slow when it comes to handing out dough? Do they give you that look – makes you feel like a crook – just before they say no? Verse 2 You’re lucky to be here in the first place, so get your whining out of our face, (Parent) Or we’ll go back to the car and head for home. That’s right, kid! We work and we slave to put food on the table. We never had video games or cable! You’re gonna have to learn to get along like we did. Verse 3 Are your children kind of greedy? Always claim that they’re needy? (Parent) They’ve got to have the latest name, and video game, and hottest CD? Do your children tend to bark at the amusement park? Do they bend back your ears for food and souvenirs till you’re broke before dark? Verse 4 We never asked you to have us in the first place! (Child) So get your whining out of our face or we’ll walk out the front door And never come back – except for meals! We work hard at school and we take out the garbage. We practically never make fun of your lardage. You’re gonna have to accept us – that’s the deal. Verse 5 Kids, please understand we’re trying to lend you a hand. (Parent, We’ve caught a few breaks, we’ve made some mistakes, then Hey, you guys weren’t planned! Child) Parents, stop and listen – you may not know what you’re missing. Your kids hold the key to our destiny and this world needs some fixing. Verse 6 We’re all lucky to be here in the first place! (Parent Let’s stop our whining and our fast pace. and Take off those earphones. And turn off that tube! It’s just a rerun. Child) You know there’s no one but your family who will love you unconditionally, So look at each other and say, “You’re Number One!” Note: Discuss both points of view – that of the parent and the child. Good, Good Day ©1992 Dave Fletcher & Carl Johansen Verse 1 Let’s have a good, good day (3 times) singing with Two of Us. Let’s have a good, good day (3 times) singing with Two of Us. Verse 2 Let’s start to clap our hands (3 times) clapping with Two of Us. Verse 3 Let’s dance and move about (3 times) dancing with Two of Us.