© The Tolucan Times Vol. 62, No. 24 Wednesday, June 7, 2006 Photo by Alan Davis See story onpage 1 7 2 Wednesday, June 7, 2006 The Tolucan Times and Canyon Crier The Tolucan Times and Canyon Crier Wednesday, June 7, 2006 3 derous slime ball). a Florida swamp to being lique- heart good to know that in the Crosby’s Corner 3. Kick the imbecilic judge fied in a mob-owned fat-render- year 2006, in the wake of Sept. who originally allowed this bum ing plant to being buried at Giants 11, with terrorists across the By Greg Crosby to get female hormone injections Stadium in the New Jersey globe trying to kill us and securi- at taxpayer expense off the bench. Meadowlands. ty issues still a problem at our Problem solved. Personally, I think Hoffa is still ports and at our borders, some 31 You Can’t Make this Stuff Up psychotherapy – all paid for by • After two weeks digging up alive. I’ve heard that he and Elvis years after the fact, the FBI is still taxpayers, of course. Another a Detroit horse farm, the FBI are half-owners in a Krispy Kreme on the job searching high and low ou really can’t make genius judge strikes again. announced that it didn’t find franchise in a small shopping mall with every bit of resources in this stuff up. Very often But here’s the kicker to the Jimmy Hoffa. The dig involved just a mile or so outside Tulsa. But their command to locate Jimmy YI will peruse the news- whole thing; the reason that the dozens of agents along with I could be wrong, so don’t say Hoffa. Never let it be said that our papers, weekly newsmagazines, Department of Corrections archaeologists, anthropologists, anything to the FBI. I wouldn’t Homeland Security forces are not and internet news sites for inter- stopped short of the sex-change and a demolition crew that want to see a Krispy Kreme store vigilant. esting or unusual topical stories surgery is because they don’t destroyed a barn. The agency said get trashed for nothing. You really can’t make this on which I might comment in this know where to put him after his that the tip that led them to the I must say, though, it does my stuff up. column. Here is a couple I found sex is changed! Officials are con- farm was the best they’d gotten this week: cerned that if Kosilek has the since 1976. FBI officials believed The reason that the Department of Corrections stopped short of the sex-change surgery is because they don’t know where to put [Robert Kosilek] after his sex is changed! • Robert Kosilek, a man who surgery and returns as a woman to Hoffa, who disappeared in 1975, is serving a life sentence in prison the all-male, medium-security had been buried on the farm. The for the murder of his wife, is ask- prison in Norfolk where he is now farm was owned at the time by a ing a federal judge to order the serving his sentence, well, he Hoffa associate and was suppos- state to pay for a sex-change might be assaulted by male edly a mob-meeting place. operation for him. He claims that inmates. On the other hand, if he There have been other places denying him the surgery amounts is transferred to the women’s around the Detroit area that have to cruel and unusual punishment. prison in Framingham, they’re been searched by FBI investiga- A shrink has testified that he worried that he might pose a risk tors looking for Hoffa’s body in believes Kosilek will commit sui- to female inmates there (since recent years. In 2003, they dug cide if the correctional officials after all, he did kill his wife under a backyard pool at a home don’t allow the surgery. He has once). This is indeed a real north of Detroit for clues to the already changed his name – he is conundrum. missing union leader. They didn’t known as “Michelle” around the If I were the king of the world, find Jimmy Hoffa. In 2004, cops old prison yard. this is what I would do: tore up floorboards in a Detroit Back in 2002, U.S. District 1. NOT allow the guy to have house to test bloodstains – the Judge Mark Wolf ruled that this his operation (which would save blood turned out not to be creep was entitled to treatment for the state a lot of money). Hoffa’s. Over the years, theories “gender identity disorder.” So 2. Let the wack-job go ahead of where Hoffa might have been from then on, he was given and off himself (which would buried could fill volumes. The female hormone treatments and save the state even more money speculation runs the gamut from laser hair removal along with his and rid the world of a sick mur- being ground up and thrown into Something to Smile About... 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