Stanford's Last Fucks Reported Missing

VWDQIRUGÁLSVLGHꢀFRP nfo <ul style="display: flex;"><li style="flex:1">Free Everywhere, $2.30 Canada </li><li style="flex:1">Year 6, Issue 13, No. 163 </li></ul>Stanford’s Last Fucks Reported Missing HEADLINES <ul style="display: flex;"><li style="flex:1">Sources report Alan Worth, </li><li style="flex:1">a</li></ul>sophomore known widely throughout campus as the last student with fucks in his possession may have lost the title this weekend. While anyone has aM\ꢀ \Wꢀ ÅTMꢀ IVꢀ WNÅKQITꢀ ZMXWZ\ꢂꢀ ?WZ\P¼[ꢀ dorm mates came to the conclusion that the fucks were no longer present upon stumbling past Worth’s double in Crothers last Saturday morning. Worth’s room was a ghastly display of apathetic release; reports indicate the presence of the usual: ubiquitous \ZI[PꢂꢀJZWSMVꢀOTI[[ꢀWVꢀ\PMꢀÆWWZꢂꢀ?WZ\Pꢀ himself lying in a makeshift bed of wide-ruled paper atop a small pool of vomit and bodily excretion. However, also present were atypical signs of a mind pushed past the point of depravity, such as the rhetorical “what if God was one of us?” smeared on the wall in feces and a meticulously Abroad Student Experiences Internal Growth, Is Hospitalized Kim Jong Un Executes Himself After Looking in Mirror “Dishonorably” crafted CHEM33 molecular model concerned that all evidence points to WNꢀ _PI\ꢀ IXXMIZ[ꢀ \Wꢀ JMꢀ IVꢀ MNÅOaꢀ WNꢀ most dorms rapidly converging to a Dionysus. In an attempt to make light of post-apocalyptic wasteland bereft of any sort of motivation, Pettworther Get a good job. Do a good thing. Apply to CodeHS. Visit codehs.com/jobs these events Dean of Residence Dr. replied “Nah.” Ronald Pettworther was reached Foucart) for comment. When asked if he was (Pitzer Adams, <ul style="display: flex;"><li style="flex:1">Alternative Spring Break: Novosibirsk </li><li style="flex:1">Getting the Most Out of Your Demonic Possession </li></ul>tongues - so take advantage of the opportunity! Find out which tongue you’re speaking and plan a vacation to every country where it’s spoken. As you burn whole cities, you’ll be able to curse God’s name like a native! 2) Lose Weight After vomiting locusts and serpents for a few days, you’re really goingtostartnoticingthedifference! Every critter that worms its way out of your esophagus is equivalent to By Arkidiy Zilomanov, Tourism are God’s artwork! We have 30 Minister of Novosibirsk Oblast Hello Friend, are species of Siberian possum on you display! Largest in all of worldscrutinizing possible options for possum display available, it is good a most fortuitous spring holiday? zoo, friend. between 1 and 3 hours of exercise. So you partied a little too hard, And on a diet of the blood of the drank a little too much, knelt in a <ul style="display: flex;"><li style="flex:1">Rummage no further, as we have </li><li style="flex:1">Or perhaps you possess </li></ul>innocent, the pounds will just slip few too many pentagrams chanting away. It is guaranteed that the last arcane spells better left unknown. )VLꢀVW_ꢀaW]¼^Mꢀ_WSMVꢀ]Xꢀ\WꢀÅVLꢀIꢀ thing of pure evil has wrapped itself QVꢀaW]ZꢀÆM[PꢀIVLꢀUILMꢀaW]ꢀQ\[ꢀPW[\ꢁꢀ You’re either pregnant, pregnant with Satan’s spawn, or possessed perfect option for you. From world- inclination to watch sporting? class attraction, Novosibirsk Zoo, Lokomotiv Novosibirsk is premier to many factories included Siberian volleyball team, and is best in Food Corporation and Electro- Russia and certainly better than Vacuum Plant, Novosibirsk, capital assholes of the Novosibirsk Oblast of They are cheating scoundrels! Russia, can satisfy all desire of most Novosibirsk even have glorious words out of your victims’ mouth as you crush the life from their throats will be compliments on your newly [^MT\MꢀÅO]ZMꢁ 3) Make Your Demon Work for You <ul style="display: flex;"><li style="flex:1">Dynamo </li><li style="flex:1">Moscow. </li></ul><ul style="display: flex;"><li style="flex:1">cherished students from America! </li><li style="flex:1">beaches on banks of river Ob. We </li></ul>by a demon. But just because your Engaging in a battle of wills eternal soul is headed down to hell And this is not to mention that have average yearly temperature Novosibirsk is largest city in all of 45° fahrenheit, very warm, of Siberia. It so large that there yes comrade? Listen, who need is very unlikely possibility that Mexico? Why “fun in sun”? explorations of surrounding area Choose Novosibirsk; it fun in will result in boredom. Want have Russia! Here, we have car ready for fun in city? You go to Novosibirsk you. It Chrysler 300—American Zoo! Want to get alcoholic Muscles as you say! Get in, and refreshment? This is additionally JMOM\ꢀ aW]Z[MTNꢀ Iꢀ UW[\ꢀ ÅZ[\ꢃKTI[[ꢀ available at Novosibirsk Zoo! Are experience. Without joke. Get in. you experiencing desires to witness (Giliver, Cortes) with a demon can be hard, so why doesn’t mean you have to be down bother? Let the demon worry about in the dumps! Here are 4 ways to the logistics of crawling across the get the most out of your time in the ceiling, eating bugs (pure protein!), service of the Dark Prince: and murdering the godly. It’ll free 1) Travel your mind to get some real thinking done. 4) GaWA er Lo Minstroveith Who has the time to learn new languages? You don’t, and I don’t, but that demon has nothing but SDLROW FO RERUOVED MA time to listen to humans beg for mercy in a variety of languages. Odds are it’ll have you speaking in I BaThazzZz ka rI-no CeLoR! (Lavan) art? Animals at Novosibirsk Zoo QUOTE:”No I don’t have any coding experience, but I think my summer spent shadowing a vet has really prepared me to work at your web GHYHORSPHQWꢀÀUPꢁµꢀꢂ$ꢀVDGꢀSUHꢂPHGꢀDWꢀWKHꢀFDUHHUꢀIDLU Can yo oguu spg hy yr praug yrsra gy dglyml yn myry REBUS PUZZLES NUMBERS ꢃꢄꢁꢅꢆ 7KHꢀQXPEHUꢀRIꢀURDGVꢀDꢀPDQꢀPXVWꢀZDONꢀ GRZQꢇꢀEHIRUHꢀ\RXꢀFDQꢀFDOOꢀKLPꢀDꢀPDQꢇꢀRUꢀ URXJKO\ꢀꢈꢉꢀVWUHHWVꢇꢀꢄꢊꢁꢋꢀDYHQXHVꢇꢀRUꢀꢌꢊꢀERXꢂ OHYDUGVꢁ ENTER THE FLIPSIDE PUZZLE CHALLENGE! *RꢀWRꢀVWDQIRUGÁLSVLGHꢁFRPꢀWRꢀVXEPLWꢀ\RXUꢀDQVZHUVꢀWRꢀWKHꢀSX]]OHꢀFKDOOHQJHꢁꢀ7KHꢀÀUVWꢀ VROYHUꢀZLOOꢀZLQꢀDꢀ)OLSVLGHꢀVKRWꢀJODVVꢂꢀ/DVWꢀ:HHN·Vꢀ:LQQHUꢃꢀ0ROO\ꢀ2·&RQQRU LAST ANSWERS: COLDPLAY, SUPERSONIC, EXISTENTIAL, SPACE INVAD- ERS 7KLVꢀ LVꢀ Dꢀ VLPSOHꢀ VXEVWLWXWLRQꢀ FRGHꢁꢀ (DFKꢀ OHWWHUꢀ LVꢀ UHSODFHGꢀ E\ꢀ Dꢀ GLI- IHUHQWꢀ OHWWHUꢁꢀ 7U\ꢀ WRꢀ GHFRGHꢀ WKHꢀ PHVVDJHꢀ RUꢀ TXRWHꢀ EHORZꢁꢀ +,17ꢀ + 8 CRYPTOGRAM CHALLENGE ³<1;74.==ꢀ/1440$ꢀ<;93.ꢀ0+$ꢀ<1;74.==ꢂꢀ04:&ꢀ:9,)$ꢀ/14ꢀ<0ꢀ$)1$ꢁꢀ)1$.ꢀ/1440$ꢀ<;93.ꢀ 0+$ꢀ)1$.ꢂꢀ04:&ꢀ:03.ꢀ/14ꢀ<0ꢀ$)1$ꢁ´ꢀʊꢀ%1;$94ꢀ:+$).;ꢀ794,ꢀ*;ꢁ JUMBLE FLIPSIDE SURVIVAL GUIDE Unuhra dlg spgug yor yryenar jo dlgu, any oug spg lgssgru en FLUFOHVꢀWRꢀDQVZHUꢀWKHꢀ¿QDOꢀTXHVWLRQꢁ Survivng The Winter Olympics Now that we’re in the dregs of the Winter Quarter, the Flipside is here to present to you a guide to the Summer Olympics’ lonely cousin, the far less N]Vꢀ?QV\MZꢀ7TaUXQK[ꢁꢀ?Q\Pꢀ\PM[MꢀNIK\[ꢂꢀaW]ꢀ_QTTꢀÅVLꢀaW]Z[MTNꢀ_MTTꢀMY]QXXMLꢀ to converse with the one other person who cares about the giant slalom. *QI\PTWVꢀ·ꢀ<PMꢀWVTaꢀUIRWZꢀ[XWZ\ꢀ_PMZMꢀaW]ꢀIZMꢀITTW_MLꢀ\Wꢀ[PWW\ꢀIꢀZQÆMꢀ at targets while also skiing. Unsurprisingly, Sarah Palin is our current world champion. Bobsleigh – Just watch Cool Runnings. You’ll pick it up. +]ZTQVOꢀ·ꢀ1NꢀaW]¼^MꢀM^MZꢀ[_MX\ꢀ\PMꢀÆWWZꢀWNꢀaW]ZꢀZWWUꢀJMKI][MꢀaW]ꢀPILꢀ literally nothing better to do, you have a pretty good idea of what the sport of curling entails. Ice Hockey – Ice hockey is a game of three periods, and at the end, the Canadians win. Because they have grown up in a frozen wasteland. Luge – An excuse for lazy people to lie on a sled and go down a hill. Lindsey Vonn – Perhaps the best comparison to Vonn is a New York Knicks fan. She’s dating Tiger Woods, so like a Knicks fan, she knows what it’s like to love something whose best days are long behind them. LAST ANSWERS: GROSS, CABLE, ADVICE, TOUCAN WHY THE CHEAP CAMERA COULDN’T KEEP ITS NEW YEAR’S GOAL Nordic Combined – Scandinavia’s new name, changed by deed poll after Iceland complained. Editorial Board:ꢀ.\OHꢀꢀ+RIIHUꢂꢀ5R[\ꢀ&DUERQHOOꢂꢀ0DWWꢀ/D9DQꢂꢀ6DPꢀ&RUWHVꢂꢀ7RPꢀ +DQNꢂꢀ&RUELQꢀ)RXFDUWꢂꢀ$PHOLDꢀ*UHHQÀHOGꢂꢀ+HLGLꢀ0HVVLKDꢂꢀ6WXꢀ0HOWRQꢂꢀ0DQXHODꢀ 5LFKWHU Sochi – Host city of the Games. Surprisingly not what happens when you put the word ‘Stoli’ through spellcheck. 7KHꢀ6WDQIRUGꢀ)OLSVLGHꢀLVꢀDꢀZHHNO\ꢀVDWLULFDOꢀQHZVOHWWHUꢁꢀ2XUꢀVWRULHVꢀDUHꢀÀFWLRQDOꢂꢀEXWꢀ ZHꢀPDNHꢀMRNHVꢀDERXWꢀUHDOꢀLVVXHVꢁꢀ2XUꢀJRDOꢀLVꢀQRWꢀWRꢀRIIHQGꢀ\RXꢂꢀEXWꢀWRꢀPDNHꢀ\RXꢀ ODXJKꢀDQGꢀWRꢀUHIUDPHꢀRXUꢀZRUOGꢀWRꢀSRLQWꢀRXWꢀWKHꢀDEVXUGLWLHVꢁꢀ$Q\RQHꢀLVꢀIUHHꢀWRꢀMRLQꢀ WKHꢀ)OLSVLGHꢂꢀDQGꢀZHꢀZRXOGꢀORYHꢀWRꢀKDYHꢀ\RXꢃꢀ:HꢀPHHWꢀ7XHVGD\VꢀDWꢀꢄSPꢀLQꢀ2OGꢀ 8QLRQꢀꢅꢆꢇꢀWRꢀEUDLQVWRUPꢁꢀ6XEPLWꢀꢀDUWLFOHVꢀWRꢀÁLSVLGHDUWLFOHV#JRRJOHJURXSVꢁFRP White – The last name of one of the USA’s best medal hopes, supersnowboarder Shaun. The color of snow. Also, the skin color of 99% of competitors.

Stanford's Last Fucks Reported Missing

Details

Download

Copyright

We respect the copyrights and intellectual property rights of all users. All uploaded documents are either original works of the uploader or authorized works of the rightful owners.

Support