77 ARE YOU ATRONIZE OUR A SUBSCRIBER? $lie HmuersUp fclio ADVERTISERS VOLUME 1. GRANT UNIVERSITY, CHATTANOOGA, TENN., FRIDAY, MARCH 15, 1907. NUMBER 13 WHAT A COLLEGE CLOCK her hair. Her eyes match the velvet fire EXCHANGES. versity, is being hunted by the police COULD TELL. of the stars. officers, An unpaid tailor bill amount­ College rules are not for them, for THE PARABLE OF THREE BEINGS. ing to forty dollars is the cause of the The college clock strikes eight, blos­ they live hy the rule of love. Lo, there are three kinds of Beings (rouble. soming stars twinkle softly in the field The moon shines but for them. On iu a great University; the first and fore­ Of hen veil. The lust notes of a sleepy they stroll until they are lost in the most and yea the most harmless, is he Harvard has severed its athletic rela­ lilveT fog of the night. tions with Yale iu all intercollegiate robin sound faintly among the trees, who (lunketh without provocation, who The hands of the college clock stop a S|HIIIS, including foot ball, bate ball, From an open window of the university iporteth and itudeth not and who re­ moment in sent imeiilal consideration for joiced! if he get a I) instead of an E. basket ball and track. eome long drawn sighs, mingled with the "worst eSSS in school." Yi i In- -iveth I am in hard luck; a the careless prattle of ti child. ess (loudly Student hath no show. I have The Harvard Crimson makes a net Within there sils a woman in the rich The college clock strikes twelve. no Graft) and he eusseth the profs and prolil of $5,00 per annum. Tim Yale prime of life. Time has touched her Through the streets of the city come writ eth for more money. News-nets $4000, dark hair hut lightly. Thought has •i oerelest group of fellows. They pause Then there is he of I he Wise Look stamped its sign U]MIII her gentle hrow. before the dormitory, There is a whis- who sliidyeth always that he may make To one piece Of dark piazza add a lit­ But now her countenance is seamed with pered consultation, then there floats into A and he g.-ttetli them. This knowledge tle moonlight ; lake for granted two peo­ agony. On her knee siN a pretty little the >nit night air the sound of rich • if book is Great) and whose horse sense ple. I'rc— in two strong ones a simill, girl of four years, pulling her hair and voices. Th<- gray shadow appear-. The as a dessert on an off day. lie pal let h soft hand. Sift lightly two ounces of prattling aneessiagrjr. Before her oa the eerenadert esses and itroll on down the himself all'eet innately and sayeth. "Hist; attraction, one of romance, add a I. (aide are books ami papers, at which -i int. what a (iuii am I L. I am of Large measure of folly; stir in a Boating ruf- she gUM with longing eye-. * » • Bore" and he continueth to dig and lle and OM or two whispers. Dissolve "How long, oh how long." she groans. The college clock strikes one. draft the profs and withal he knocketh half a doses glances in a well of -ilence; At la-t. with a grim determination, High up under the tower there gleams on the athletic-. duel iu a -mall quantity of hesitation, ihe lifts the little girl into her lap and from the window a dim light. Within The third is the College man. He one ounce of resistance, two of yielding; commandi her to go to sleep with such the room is hare and small. -tudicth dilligently and he pa—eth. He piece the kisses on a Hushed cheek or two lips; fiavor with a,slight scream, and Bereeneei thai she immediately closes A young man sits before a table which loveth a class fight and rejoiceth in her eyes. At last her toft and regular set aside to cool. This will tttCCSSd in i- tilled with l)ooks and papers. Deep foot ball. He graft eth imt the Profs, any climate, if directions are carefully breathing betokens thai the hi in the revery dissf his eye He heeds not tin- neither dm• he lay concerning them "Go followed.—Ex. land of dreams. swiftly passing moments nor the burn­ To." He keepeth open his eyes and A great light leaps iii the eyes of the ing of the midnight oil. Not a sound Berth hi- noodle. All men are his woman. Her lip- move in thanksgiv breaks the stillness, Suddenly he starts, friend- ami he i- popular. When he The director of a I'hiladclphia bank ing. she lays the child softly on • little The light of lofty ambition leaps to his talketh he sayeth no unseemly noise. no! long IgO spoke to his wife with bed and ttsaU -lowly awav. brow. With a proud unconcern of sleep, And Lo, when he graduateth he bucketh reference to her account, which had been 'she closet the window and locks the he funis eagerly to his pile of books. up against the other Beings and he overdrawn. To hi- suggestion that the doors. Then at SSSCt with Hod and The moment- pass on and still the Skinneth them; Yea verily, he getteth matter should be seen to at once, the man. she eagciT. seeks her own nightly null.- youth devour- the pages before the Coin. wife replied that she would immediate- couch. Boon silence reigni in the little 1 •-. :: ...... a'.v Vtw>vv ii !. adjust, iin difficulty. A ,!av Ol two apartment, The wife oi the dean of "erind." SOX. Y0TJ WASHED. after that the husband inquired whether theology sleeps on iii blissful forgetful- Pint thing when in sight. she had done what he suggested Best ot her hiisliaiid'- ab-.-iice. He is The college clock strikes two, then Hi the morning or at night, citainly," replied the wife; "I at­ off on another trip. three, The early hours of the morn are I'a .-alls out with all his might, tended to that matter the very next • » « • •<! to silence. Night lUSpettdt her "Son, you washed?" morning after you <irst spoke to me The colh-ge clock strikes nine. Alon« arm over all in breathles magic. Tlic about it. I sent to Hie Irank my check the white walks in the campus comes a llseping city sinks into deeper slum- Ila.l a girl to spend the day. for the amount I had overdrawn.—Har­ young man. The quick ring of his step ber. 'Nd when we got in from play per'- Weekly. echoes through th- darkness Eraytbisg • • • I'a looked o'er his specs i his way, about him from his hroad shoulders to The college clock strikes four. Long "Son, you washed?" "WHAT'S MONEY. ANYHOW?" the shitting tip- «,f his shoes betoken a ks of light appear in the eastern Mosey i- the loudest sound in the determination. sky. The shrill sound of "Heigh-o- Net when 1 get sick and die, of life. lie mounts the steps. From the dim Tiiucs" re-echoes through the building. 'Nd go sailin' 'way up high, Bait for a matrimonial hook. cm n. i of the poreh a IS) maiden A number of fellows go clambering down I', ti r'll yell a- I go by, Fuel for fun. and conies toward him. She gives him -tails, awakening the English professor •ii, you washed?" A long st reteh of green between a sweetly graciou- hand. They retire to with their nois<>. The professor of Reeves end Hell. the dim corner once more and the mo psychology turns for a last delicious do/>-. A pupil, undergoing an examination The on<> thing that makes crooked incuts pa— blissfully on. The determined youth dreams of his in English, was RatJSSSStd t<> write ex­ thing- straight and straight things • • • lady love. The "dorm" girl sleeps in amples of the indicitiv.-, subjunctive. crooked. The College clock strikes ten. The IWtei forget fulness of forbidding ghosts. potential and exclamatory moods. His I In- lies! evil on earth. twinkling lights iu the university are The love-lorn lad rises and gazes at efforts resulted as follows: "I am en­ Cupid- i rival. suddenly extinguish. young iiu-n the msriss. seeing his sweetheart's face deavoring to pass U Kngli-h examina­ The nod effective substitute foi hid reluctant good night lo iin-i i , in the roseate clouds. tion. If I answer ten questions, I shall brains. girl- Ihe scrcnaders sleep heavily, as ob­ : if I answer six, I may pass. The N.-w York idea. \t the head of the stairs there stands livion- to Ih.- splendor of the mom as Heaven help me!" The universal source of "intreet." a forbidding figure the] w.-re conscious ol the iM'auty of Ilii- A welcom. visitor, but is always on With stern words he silemes the merry night. The mcmlx-i- oi the Chinese Students' the run. laught.-r. Bash girl goes tiptoeing up The ambitious "grind" falls aoleep in Association a I the I niv.i-ity of Cali- The best talkii g machine. In with inppreessd whispers and •Sir, In the freshness of the morn- forttdl are editing a Chinese annual What yo> get into trouble for and get many hackward glaii.es. Lights are Bur­ ill trace* of the night have vanished. which aims fo -it forth the pui|swes and out of trouble with.