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(Failed) wishing to laud any person over any other thanks go to, a civil servant from China, a religious studies student from agreement whereby English will be the official language in alphabetical order:- Germany, a medical student from Kyrgyzstan, a student of the European Union rather than German which was Word has reached us that the scientific world is agog Pam Clarke, Tracey Clowes, Geraldine Gove, of medieval Islamic history from Belarus, a prospective the other possibility. As part of the negotiations the with the news that the failure of the Hadron Collider to Caroline Hodges, Mike Hodges, Jeffrey Jorey, Pat journalist from Nepal or a fashion designer from Taiwan? British Government conceded that English spelling has find or otherwise identify the Higgs-Boson particle is due Miller, Mike Miller, Liz Moore, Jean Olds, Ros Olds, Well, unfortunately you are too late for one of these particular some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year to sabotage by the particle in the future. Where this idea Dennis Pascoe, Charles Pugh, Ronnie Rashleigh, people who have all spent a day or two in Constantine in ‘phase in’ plan that will produce what will be known as originated is, like the particle, shrouded in mystery leading Carolyn Reynolds, Clive Sarah, Chris Webber, Lin the last twelve months – but you could welcome someone ‘Euro English’. leading scientists to speculate that the origin of the theory of Wiliams, Robert Williams, Sue Yates, Constantine like them. In the first year, “s” will replace the soft “c”. Sertainly this sabotage from the future lies in the future with the Higgs- Parish Church members and to the subscribers, who HOST is a national charity, supported by the will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard “c” Boson particle. Thus the particle may not be sabotaging pay for the paper to be posted to them. Foreign Office, which has 70 volunteers in Cornwall, 7 will be dropped in favour of “k”. This should klear up the process from the future but may only be pretending to Thanks also go to those who advertise in these percent of whom live in Constantine. From time to time, konfusion and keyboards kan have one less letter. There sabotage the process in the hope of persuading scientists to pages and provide much needed funds and to the Parish these hospitable folk open their homes to an adult from will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year terminate what will otherwise be an extremely successful Council for their generous annual grant. another country, who is studying at a U. K. University. These when the troublesome “ph” will be replased with “f ”. This project. Finally a particular thank you to the person who ‘one-off ’ visits are usually at the weekend but are especially will make words like fotograf 20% shorter. However, Professor Jeremy Kiddugwell Bacofoil (The supports me, encourages me, flatters me and occasionally popular at Christmas. In the third year publik akseptanse of the new spelling renowned Turkey wrapper) contends that there is an anti- browbeats me as well as delivering 50 copies, my darling The purpose is to introduce students from all over kan be expekted to reach the stage where more matter mirror-image particle of the Higgs-Boson, the Boson- wife Susan. the world to the way of life in Britain and to learn from komplikated reforms are possible. Governments will Higgs particle, which is as anxious as the Higgs-Boson This community newspaper has been in one another. The result is a very personal contribution to enkourage the removal of double letters which have not to be identified and which has joined forces with the existence for over six years and without the help of international friendship and goodwill. Many students say always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also al wil Higgs- Boson to form a force with no mass but unlimited those mentioned above it would not last six weeks. that their HOST visit was a highlight of their time in the agre that the horibl mes of the silent “e” in the languag is energy intent on erasing any results the Hadron Collider Many many thanks to you all. U. K. and their hosts find the experience fun and rewarding. may produce. He believes that the Higgs-Boson particle disgrasful and it should go away. More invitations are urgently needed so will you help? By the fourth year people will be reseptiv to steps such has been found, that it has been the subject of a number of §§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§ See www.hostuk.org or contact HOST’s regional papers and that as each day has passed more has become as replasing “th” with “z” and “w” with “v”. organiser:- Margaret Stevens on 01326 341212. During ze fifz year, ze unesesary “o” kan be dropd from known but that the two particles the Higgs-Boson and the Mollie Silver writes:- At one time two Chinese students staying with a vords containing “ou” and after zis fifz year, ve vill hav Boson-Higgs have joined forces to erase all memory of the I wish to thank all those who sent me and my host in Constantine helped out in an emergency by typing a real sensibl riten styl. Zere vil be no mor trubl or discoveries. When asked to explain his theory in more detail family lovely Cards, Messages and Flowers and who parts of the Gweder Myras – so we are very supportive of difikultis and evrivun vil find it easy to understand each he replied, “What theory?” came to the Church to share with us in the superb this excellent system. ozer. Ze dream of a united Urop vil finally kum tru. Memorial Service which was so enhanced by the Two boots wet - four boots muddy!!!!! wonderful singing of the Jubilate and the Organ music. The Bird in the Abbey belfry still hoots at the moon. Mike Hodges The falling bomb makes no preparation for landing. The support of so many friends sharing with me my Mike Hodges. Mike Hodges loss of John will remain in my heart forever. Vol. A.R. 27 10 December 2009/January 2010 Vol. A.R. 27 3 December 2009/January 2010 SPIRAL CONSTRUCTION LTD., Special Staircase Manufacturers Turning Ideas Into Reality WATER MA TROUT HELSTON TR13 0LW Christmas comes but once a year TELEPHONE 01326 574497 And when it does it brings good cheer Arthur Moyle and Alfie Coot laying crosses at FAX 01326 574760 There simply is not any other. Says Mother. Westminster Abbey just before they attended the Service E Mail [email protected] “Amen to that! Thank God!” of Remembrance at The Royal Albert Hall with their wives Rachel and Sally. Sivrej Trebor writes…- the Guides’ Centenary Arrangements, the Church Hall Tables replacement and the Primary School visit to our twin village in Brittany, St. Croix, next year. He spoke of decorative items. CONSTANTINE PARISH COUNCIL CHRISTMAS IS COMING the sudden problem our local children have in attending After enjoying coffee and a cake some of the happy MEETING Mullion School due to the drop out of the ‘bus contractor. throng strolled to the Tolmen Centre where they were By:- Carolyn Reynolds. He told of the CC Cabinet decision to forego £ 80 k by greeted by the sight of numerous stalls selling hand made Held in the Vestry on Thursday 19th November 2009 providing free the ‘ransom’ strip in Wheal Vivyan to allow th Christmas decorations, jewellery and a variety of beautifully at 7pm Last weekend (the 27 November) the ever the building of 12 ‘affordable ‘ houses in the adjoining field. excellent Miracle Theatre ensured a hilarious start to the produced craft items. A stalwart of these occasions, Sally Red - blooded fare was on the menu for the Finally, he bemoaned the unsatisfactory arrangements now festive season when their production of “The Revenge of Martin was there with her selection of delicious cakes and Councillors at this Meeting. for Planning administration in the new Council and what Rumplestiltskin” played to a capacity audience ranging close by a newcomer had a stall full of differing wooden No Parishioner attended the prior Public Question he proposed to do about them.