<p> 1</p><p>JOHNNY SUEDE</p><p>DEKE Okay…For moving in. Against moving in. Now I will suggest that you start with the reasons for moving in because those are the hardest. Okay, let me have a couple.</p><p>JOHNNY Okay… she’s got a color TV.</p><p>DEKE There you go. Color TV. Alright. Next.</p><p>JOHNNY Oh, she’s got an extra room. She says I can play my guitar in, kinda like my own private room.</p><p>DEKE Hmm. That’s nice. That’s nice. Private room. Oh yeah. Next</p><p>JOHNNY She’s always got things lying around to eat, you know like nuts and crackers and shit.</p><p>DEKE Hey man, you could eat while you watch TV. You know what I am saying.</p><p>JOHNNY Oh, yeah.</p><p>DEKE So, we will call that snacks, okay? Anything else?</p><p>JOHNNY Nope, nope!</p><p>DEKE Let’s proceed to the reasons against. 2</p><p>JOHNNY If I moved in with her, I will be locked up with her 24 hours a day Ya know, go to bed, there she is. Wake up, there she is again.</p><p>DEKE So what, you saying, you feel like…</p><p>JOHNNY I feel like I was in prison.</p><p>DEKE Okay, prison similarities.</p><p>JOHNNY Good, uhh.</p><p>DEKE Next.</p><p>JOHNNY Well, I couldn’t do any of the things that guy does. Ya know? I mean, say I wanted to walk around in my underwear. No. Say I had to make a fart. I, I probably had to go into my private room to just make a fart.</p><p>DEKE Yeah, you probably would, man. You know, okay. Things, things a guy does. Okay, next.</p><p>JOHNNY She threw a shoe at me once.</p><p>DEKE Aw, that’s bad. That’s very bad. Shoe throwing tendencies. 3</p><p>JOHNNY Okay. How many is that?</p><p>DEKE Uh, it’s tied up. Three to three.</p><p>JOHNNY Okay, let’s face it. She is probably the exact opposite type of girl I would normally date. Ya know, she’s got a weird job, she dresses funny. She can’t even put on make up, man.</p><p>DEKE Opposite types.</p><p>JOHNNY That’s us.</p><p>DEKE Well, there it is, pal. Three reasons for. Four reasons against.</p><p>JOHNNY I guess that’s it.</p><p>DEKE Hey, numbers don’t lie.</p><p>JOHNNY And hey, just because I don’t move in with her, doesn’t mean I can’t still see her, right?</p><p>DEKE Hey, hell no man.</p><p>JOHNNY I mean, because I do like the girl. Yeah. Sometimes, ya know when I am just…sitting around, she starts rubbing my ear real soft. I like that.</p><p>DEKE 4</p><p>Um.</p><p>JOHNNY Wuh, that’s not a reason 4, man</p><p>DEKE I don’t know man. The way you described it makes me want to meet a girl like that. It’s tied up again, Johnny.</p><p>JOHNNY I know, I know. Just shhh…I gotta think…uh…Okay. See that? Color TV? Never watch it. Um um</p><p>DEKE Are you sure?</p><p>JOHNNY Positive… Now, I just gotta find a way to break it to her.</p>