www.FreeLibros.org EL INGLES PROHIBIDO GLENN DARRAGH E D I T O R I A L S T A N L E Y www.FreeLibros.org EL INGLES PROHIBIDO WRITTEN BY GLENN DARRAGH PUBLISHED BY EDITORIAL STANLEY LAYOUT ANGELA G6MEZ MARTIN COVER DESIGN DISENO IRUNES © EDITORIAL STANLEY APDO. 207 - 20302 IRUN - SPAIN TELF. (943) 64 04 12 - FAX. (943) 64 38 63 ISBN: 84-7873-349-3 DEP. LEG. BI-354-01 FIRST EDITION 2001 PRINTERS www.FreeLibros.orgIMPRENTA BEREKINTZA ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS Examples of usage were drawn from newspapers and magazines as indicated in the text of the book, as well as from the following printed sources: Albee, Edward: Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?; Amis, Kingsley:The Green Man, The Old Devils', Amis, Martin: Money, London Fields; Barnes, Julian: Talking it Over; Beckett, Samuel: Molloy; Bender, Aimee: The Girl in the Flammable Skirt; Bennet, William: The Falkland Line; Beretta, Alan: What's Your Game?; Bergreen, Laurence: Louis Armstrong, An Extravagant Life; Bruce, Lenny: The Essential Lenny Bruce; Bukowski, Charles: Post Office, Factotum, Women, Love is a Dog from Hell; Carlin, Tony: One More Hand; Carrol, James: An American Requiem; Century, Douglas: Street Kingdom; Chandler, Raymond: Farewell, My Lovely; Chanteau, Diane: The Longest Sausage In The World; Chapman, Robert L.: American Slang; Cleese, John: Fawlty Towers; Coe, Jonathan: The House of Sleep; Coen, Ethan: Gates of Eden; Cole, Lew: 12465 Kimberland Ave.; Cook, Peter: Beyond the Fringe; Cornfield, Robert: The Tree Still Grows in Brooklyn; Corsitto, Christopher: Next Door To Erica; Doughty, W.C.: Charabia Deserta; Edin, Kathryn: Making Ends Meet; Ellroy, James: L.A.Confidential; Fielding, Helen: Bridget Jones's Diary; Garrigan, Bert: Where Sympathy is Found; Gordon, Neil: The Gun Runner's Daughter; Greene, Graham: The End of the Affair; Hall, Willis: The Long and the Short and the Tall; Herlihy, James Leo: Midnight Cowboy; Herron, Shaun: The Whore-Mother; Irving, John: The World According to Garp; Jong, Erica: Any Woman's Blues; Jonson, Gregory: Mountain Male; Keaton, Norman: Falling Off A Ladder; Laffan, James: Up and Down the Lisburn Road; Larkin, Philip: Collected Poems, Selected Letters; Lawrence, D.H.: Lady Chatterley's Lover; Logan, Roy: Working it Out With a Pencil; Lukowiak, Ken: A Soldier's Song; Mairs, David: Top Drawers; Mamet, David: American Buffalo, Sexual Perversity in Chicago, Duck Variations, Glengarry Glen Ross; Marcus, Tom: River Deep; McCabe, Frank: McCabe at the Movies; McCourt, Malachy: A Monk Swimming; McGrath, John: Events While Guarding the Bofors Gun; McPhee, Nancy: The Book of Insults; Miller, Henry: Tropic of Cancer; Newman, G.F.: Law & Order; Nichols, Peter: Privates on Parade; Obst, David: Too Good To Be Forgotten; Ogilby, John: Twat and Twaddle; Oldfield, Gabriella T.: Tom and Verna; Orton, Joe (ed. Lahr, John): The Orton Diaries; Osworth, Barry: Upside Down; Palahniuk, Chuck: Fight Club; Paretsky, Sarah: Ghost Country; Price, Richard: Three Screenplays, dockers; Rabe, Da- vid: Streamers; Rosen, Charley: Barney Polan's Game; Roth, Philip: Portnoy's Complaint; Schrader, Paul: Taxi Driver; Sounes, Howard: Locked in the Arms of a Crazy Life; Stone, Robert: Dog Soldiers; Styron, William: Sophie's Choice; Takari, Ronald: A Larger Memory; Tarantino, Quentin: Reservoir Dogs; Thomas, Philip: Rathmines Rag; Vonnegut Jr., Kurt: Mother Night, Slaughterhouse 5, Breakfast of Champions; Wain, John: Life at the Top; Wambaugh, Joseph: The Choirboys, The Glitter Dome, Echoes in the Darkness; Waugh, Evelyn: Officers and Gentlemen; Whitehead, E. A.: Old Flames, Mecca, The Foursome, Alpha Beta, The Sea Anchor; Wilson, August: Ma Rainey's Black Bottom; Wilson, Robert McLiam: Eureka Street. Hank Hyena, Garrison Keillor, www.FreeLibros.orgSusie Bright and Courtney Weaver are columnists for Salon. Illustrative sentences were also taken from the following films: American Beauty: Alan Ball; Animal House: Douglas Kenney, Chris Miller, Harold Ramis; As Good As It Gets: James L. Brooks; Austin Powers: Mike Meyers; Barton Fink: Joel and Ethan Coen; Beautiful Girls: Scott Rosenberg; Blazing Saddles: Mel Brooks and Andrew Bergman; Bound: Larry and Andy Wachowski Bull Durham: Ron Shelton; Casino: Nicholas Pileggi and Martin Scorsese; Chasing Amy: Kevin Smith; Clerks: Kevin Smith; Cruel Intentions: Roger Kumble; Deconstructing Harry: Woody Allen; Desperados: Robert Rodriguez; Donnie Brasco: Screenplay by Paul Attanasio from the book by Joseph D. Pistone and Richard Woodley; Fargo: Joel and Ethan Coen; Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas: Screenplay by Terry Gilliam, Tony Grisoni, Tod Davies and Alex Cox from the book by Hunter S. Thompson; Fisher King, The: Richard LaGravenese; Fried Green Tomatoes: Fannie Flagg and Carol Sobieski; Full Metal Jacket: Gustave Hasford, Michael Herr and Stanley Kubrick from the novel 'The Short Timers' by Gustav Hasford; Gattaca: Andrew M. Niccol; Get Shorty: Screenplay by Scott Frank, based on the novel by Elmore Leonard; Glengarry Glen Ross: David Mamet; Go: John August; Godfather, The: Mario Puzo and Francis Ford Coppola from the novel by Mario Puzo; Good Will Hunting: Matt Damon and Ben Affleck; Goodfellas: Nicholas Pileggi and Martin Scorsese; Grand Canyon: Lawrence Kasdan and Meg Kasdan; Green Mile, The: Screenplay by Frank Darabont from the novel by Stephen King; Happiness: Todd Solondz; Jackie Brown: Screenplay by Quentin Tarantino, based on the novel by Elmore Leonard; L.A. Confidential: Screenplay by Brian Helgeland from the novel by James Ellroy; Leaving Las Vegas: Screenplay by Mike Figgis from the novel by John O'Brien; Lost Highway: David Lynch; My Cousin Vinny: Dale Launer; Night on Earth: Jim Jarmusch; One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest: Bo Goldman and Lawrence Hauben from the novel by Ken Kesey; Patton: Francis Ford Coppola and Edmund H. North; Primal Fear: Ann Biderman and Steve Shagan from the novel by William Diehl; Pulp Fiction: Quentin Tarantino and Roger Roberts Avery; Pump Up The Volume: Allan Moyle; Ref, The: Richard LaGravenese and Marie Weiss; Reservoir Dogs: Quentin Tarantino; Scent of A Woman: Bo Goldman, from a screenplay by Ruggero Maccari and Dino Risi, from the novel by Giovanni Arpino; Shawshank Redemption, The: Screenplay by Frank Darabont from the novella by Stephen King; Smoke: Auster, Paul; Stripes: Len Blum and Daniel Goldberg; Swimming with Sharks: George Huang; Swingers: Jon Favreau; Taxi Driver: Paul Schrader; The Big Lebrowski: Joel and Ethan Coen; The Commitments: Dick Clement, Roddy Doyle, Ian La Frenais from the novel by Roddy Doyle; Trainspotting: Screenplay by John Hodge based on the novel by Irvine Welsh; Unforgiven: David Webb Peoples; Very Bad Things: Peter Berg; Wag The Dog: David Mamet; Wild At Heart: David Lynch, based on the book by Barry Gifford. www.FreeLibros.org CONTENTS 1: PARTS OF THE BODY 4: SEXUAL ACTIVITY 1. A ARSE / ASS -CULO 1 4. A GROPE -MAGREAR 36 1. B ARSEHOLE, ASSHOLE -ANO 2 4. B FUCK -JODER, FOLLAR . 37 1. C COCK -POLLA, VERGA 3 4. C NOOKY, NOOKIE -POLVOS 39 1. D BALLS -HUEVOS, PELOTAS, COJONES 5 4. D GANGBANG -VIOLACION COLECTIVA, 1. E CUNT -CONO, CHOCHO 5 SEXO TRIBAL 40 1. F CLIT -CLITORIS 7 4. E GO DOWN ON SOMEONE -CHUPAR, MAMAR 41 1. G PUBES -VELLO PUBICO 7 4. F RUBBER -CONDON, GOMA, GLOBO 43 1. H PRIVATE PARTS -PARTES PUDENDAS 8 4. G JERK OFF -HACERSE UNA PAJA, PELARSELA . 43 1. I TITS -TETAS 8 4. H CHERRY -VIRGINIDAD 45 EXERCISE 10 4. I BUGGER -SODOMIZAR, SODOMITA 45 EXERCISE 47 2: BODY FUNCTIONS 5: SEXUAL TASTES 1. A PISS -MEAR, MEADA 12 2. B SHIT, SHITE -CAGAR, MIERDA 13 5. A HOMO -MARICA, MARICON 50 2. C FART -PEDO 14 5. B DYKE, DIKE -MARIMACHO 52 2. D THE SHITS -LA CAGALERA 15 5. C COTTAGE -LAVABO PUBLICO PARA CITAS 2. E SHIT-HOUSE, SHITE-HOUSE -RETRETE, HOMOSEXUALES 53 CAGADERO 15 5. D AMBISEXTROUS -BISEXUAL 53 2. F BUMF -PAPEL HIGIENICO 16 5. E DRAG QUEEN -TRAVESTI 54 2. G PUKE -VOMITAR, VOMITONA 17 5. F KINKY -PERVERTIDO 55 2. H GOB -ESCUPIR, ESCUPITAJO 18 5. G PRO -PUTA 56 2. I SNOT -MOCOS 18 5. H TRICK -PUTERO, PUTANERO 57 2. J COME, CUM -LECHE, SEMEN 19 5. I WHOREHOUSE -BURDEL, CASA DE PUTAS . 57 2. K THE RAG -LA REGLA, EL PERIODO, 5. J PIMP -CHULO 58 COMPRESA 20 EXERCISE 21 6: UNPLEASANT PEOPLE, 3: SEXUAL DESIRE THINGS, PLACES, ETC. 6. A BASTARD -CABR6N, HIJO PUTA 61 3. A THE HOTS -DESEO 24 6. B ARSELICKER -LAMECULOS 64 3. B HORNY -CALIENTE, CACHONDO 24 6. C BITCH -ZORRA, LAGARTA 65 3. C CHAT UP -LIGAR, ENRROLLARSE CON 25 6. D BUMMER -CONAZO, LATAZO 66 6. E CLAP -GONORREA 67 3. D FOOL AROUND -TENER ENREDOS 26 6. F CRUD -PORQUERIA 68 3. E STUD -SEMENTAL 28 6. G CRUDDY -ASQUEROSO 69 3. F HARD-ON -ERECCI6N 28 6. H ARSEHOLE OF THE EARTH, ETC 3. G BABE -BOMBON, NINFA 29 -EL CULO DEL MUNDO 70 3. H A PIECE OF ASS -UN POLVO 30 6. I IT SUCKS -ES UNA MIERDA 71 3. I COCKTEASER -CALIENTAPOLLAS 32 EXERCISE 6.1 72 3. J WET DREAM -SUENO HUMEDO 32 EXERCISE 34 www.FreeLibros.org 7: INCOMPETENCE, INFERIOR 10: IDIOMATIC USAGES QUALITY 10. A EXPRESSIONS WITH "FUCK" 105 10. B EXPRESSIONS WITH "SHIT" 107 7. A FUCK UP -CAGAR, CAGADA, CAPULLO .... 74 10. c EXPRESSIONS WITH "ASS", "ARSE" .... 109 7. B FUCK ABOUT (AROUND) -PERDER EL 10. D EXPRESSIONS WITH "BALLS" "BALLOCKS" 110 T1EMPO, JODER 74 10. E EXPRESSIONS WITH "HELL" 1ll 7. C SNAFU -METEDURA DE PATA, CAGADA .... 76 10. F EXPRESSIONS WITH "BITCH" 1ll 7. D HALF-ARSED, HALF-ASSED -MUY POCO 10. G EXPRESSIONS WITH "BUGGER" 112 BRILLANTE 77 10. H EXPRESSIONS WITH "PISS" 112 7. E SHITTY -DE MIERDA 77 10. I EXPRESSIONS WITH "TITS" 113 7. F BULLSHIT -SANDECES, GILIPOLLECES .... 78 10. J EXPRESSIONS WITH "FINGER" 113 EXERCISE 81 10.