1/13/2004 The News Quiz Last Edited: 13-JAn-2004 Cast: AC = Alan Coren DQ = David Quantic JV = Jeremy Vine PJ = Phill Jupitus AH = Andy Hamilton DT = David Taylor JW = John Wells RB = Rory Bremner AI = Armando Iannucci EK = Emma Kennedy KA = Kate Adey RF = Rebecca Front AN = Andrew Nordsley EM = Eddie Mayer KR = Krishnan Ramamoorthy RH = Richard Herring AR = Andrew Rondsley EP = Eve Pollard KY = Kirstie Young RHY = Roy Hattersley AS = Alexei Sayle FmC = Fred Macauley LS = Linda Smith RI = Richard Ingrams BJ = Boris Johnson FW = Francis Wheen MB = Marcus Brigstocke RL = Rod Little BT = Barry Took, chair HH = Hattie Hayrich ML = Maureen Lipman SH = Simon Hoggart, chair BTY = Bill Tidy IH = Ian Hislop MP = Matthew Parris SmG = Sue McGregor CA = Clive Anderson JC = John Craven MS = Mark Steel SP = Steve Punt CK = Charles Kennedy JOF = John O’Farrell MST = Moira Stuart ST = Sandi Toksvig CC = Corrie Corfield JH = Jeremy Hardy NL = Nigella Lawson TH = Tony Hawks CW = Curtis Walker JN = John Nicholson PB = Peter Bradshaw TS = Tony Steele DA = David Aronvich JR = Jillian Reynolds PC = Peter Cook VS = Valerie Singleton DG= Doug Gordon JS = John Sergeant PH = Phil Hammond WR = Willie Rushton Newsreaders: BM = Brian Martin CG = Charlotte Green PD = Peter Donaldson BP = Brian Perkins HC = Harriet Cass RM = Rory Morison CC = Corrie Corfield KY = Katriona Young VS = Vaughan Savage Writers: DB = Debbie Burrough HR = Hugh Rycroft LC = Lucy Clarke SL = Simon Littlefield DC = Dave Cohen IP = Iain Pattinson NF = Nev Fountain TJ = Tom Jamieson FR = Felix Riley JL = John Langdon PMK = Paul MacKenzie GP = George Poles JP = Jed Parsons RFS = Robert Fraser Steele Producers: AE = Allyd Evans DP = Dan Paterson LA = Lucy Armitidge CS = Colin Squash HT = Harry Thompson SD = Steve Doherty DM = Diane Massias JR = John Rolfe SN = Simon Nichols Date Episode Opening Article Cast Lucas (editor) Location S Number 20-Dec-1986 Special News Quiz of the Year 1986, part 1 RI, JW, BTY, DT 25:53, 6068, m PC D/L Y BT, BM Start missing a JL HT 27-Dec-1986 Special News Quiz of the Year 1986, part 2 RI, JW, BTY, DT 29:10, 6838, m PC D/L G BT, BM a JL HT 25-Dec-1987 Special News Quiz of the Year 1987 IH, WR, JR, AC 29:21, 6880, m PC D/L G BT, CG a JL DP 23-Dec-1989 Special News Quiz of the Year 1989 RI, JW, KA, AC 29:13, 6852, m PC D/L G BT, BP a JL AI 25-Dec-1990 Special News Quiz of the Year 1990, part 1 RI, IH, AC, AR 29:42, 6962, m PC D/L Y BT, BP Phasing and a JL speed variation DM 1 of 5 1/13/2004 Date Episode Opening Article Cast Lucas (editor) Location S Number 09-Jul-1992 GCSE Record Pass = Record Failure RI, AC, FW, AN 29:36, 27737, S PC D/L G BT, KY good a IP, RFS CS 28-Dec-1992 Special News Quiz of the Year 1992 RI, PC, AC, RHY 29:21, 6881, m PC D/L Y BT, KY Heavy hiss a IP, RFS CS xx-Sep-1997 S27exx Man Falls Down Cliff Trying to Pick 4- FW, JH, AC, CA 29:27, 27615, S PC D/L G R7: Leaf Clover SH, CG a 01-Jul-2003 IP, HR AE xx-Sep-1997 S27exx Queen’s College Annual Summer Party AH, DA, AC, TH 29:29, 27649, S PC D/L G R7: SH, BP a 08-Jul-2003 IP, HR JR xx-Sep-1997 S27exx Wanted: Lady Experienced in Giving FW, DA, AC, TH 29:27, 27611, S PC D/L G R7: Grief SH, CG a 15-Jul-2003 IP, HR JR 21-Feb-1998 S28e01 Multiple Personalities = Group FW, TH, JH, LS 29:23, 27561, S PC D/L G R7: Therapy? SH, PD a 22-Jul-2003 HR, TJ, DC JR xx-Mar-1998 S28exx Sneak Thieves Steals Shirts a Guest FW, JH, AC, SP 29:26, 27610, S PC D/L G R7: and a TV SH, BP a 29-Jul-2003 IP, HR JR xx-Mar-1998 S28exx RAF Gunner meets man he shot down JH, AH, AC, CK 29:23, 27561, S PC D/L G R7: for his 80th birthday SH, CG a 05-Aug-2003 HR, IP JR xx-Apr-1998 S28exx Thatcher’s Restaurant renamed The FW, JH, AC, FMC 27:55, 26177, S PC D/L G R7: Olde Trout SH, PD a 12-Aug-2003 TJ, FR, GP JR 01-May-1998 S29e05 Drinking Red Wine for even Uncouth AH, ML, AC, CA 27:59, 26244, S PC D/L G R7: Yobos SH, CG a 19-Aug-2003 TJ, FR, GP JR xx-Sep-1998 S29exx It is Advisory to be Two People during AH, DQ, AC, TH 28:01, 26266, S PC D/L G R7: Assembly SH, CG a 26-Aug-2003 TJ, GP, JP JR xx-Oct-1998 S30exx Lady seeking real gentleman who LS, CA, AC, RHY 28:01, 26274, S PC D/L G R7: knows how to treat a lady with a SH, BP a 02-Sep-2003 moustache DC, TJ, GP JR 02-Apr-1999 S31e03 The Adult Dyslexia Organization… AH, LS, AC, PB 28:07, 26370, S PC D/L G R7: SH, CG a 09-Sep-2003 DC, TJ, GP JR 21-May-1999? S31e10 Elizabeth Taylor Returns after AH, JS, AC, JH 28:11, 26438, S PC D/L G R7: Quarantine Laws SH, PD a 16-Sep-2003 DC,TJ, GP JR 24-Sep-1999? S32e05 Converted Barn with no pets but horse AH, TH, JH, AC 27:58. 26234, S PC D/L G R7: could be accommodated SH, CC a 23-Sep-2003 DC, TJ, GP LA 2 of 5 1/13/2004 Date Episode Opening Article Cast Lucas (editor) Location S Number 22-Oct-1999 S32e09 Lady wishes to meet attractive man FW, RHY, AC, JH 27:53, 26154, S PC D/L G R7: with dog SH, CG a 30-Sep-2003 DC, TJ, GP LA 29-Oct-1999 S32e10 Two Rottweilers have been stolen… AH, NL, AC, JH 27:59, 26248, S PC D/L G R7: SH, PD a 07-Oct-2003 DC, TJ, GP LA 24-Mar-2000 S33e02 The ceremonial chair is to be FW, CW, AC, AH 27:57, 26220, S PC D/L G R7: repaired… SH, CC a 14-Oct-2003 DC, TJ, GP LA 05-May-2000 S33e08 The final session on sloth has been AH, JN, AC, LS 27:58, 26226, S PC D/L G R7: postponed SH, PD a 28-Oct-2003 DC, TJ, GP LA 26-May-2000 S33e11 Superb quality men’s trousers … with LS, CA, FW, JOF 28:12, 26440, S PC D/L G R7: parallel legs SH, CC a 21-Oct-2003 DC, TJ, GP LA 17-May-2001 S36e03 A ball game invented by Vikings is too JH, HH, FW, AC 28:08, 26377, S PC D/L G R7: violent SH, CG a 09-Aug-2003 DC, NF, TJ LA 25-Dec-2001 Special, News Quiz of the Year 2001, part 1 AH, AC, LS, JH, FW, CA, TH, KR, 28:02, 6574, m PC D/L G compilation RW, HH a SH, PD/CC/CG/BP DB, DC, TJ, PMK, GP LA/SD 01-Jan-2002 Special, News Quiz of the Year 2001, part 2 ST, AH, AC, LS, JH, FW, FMC, VS, 27:49, 6523, m PC D/L G combination KY, RF a SH, PD/CC/CG/BP DB, DC, TJ, SL, PMK, GP LA/SD 07-Sep-2002 Special 25 Years of the News Quiz AH, JS, LS, AC, FW, JH 43:19, 10156, m PC D/L G SH, PD/CC/BP/CG a DC, SL, PMK, GP LA 01-Nov-2002 SX2e01 Searching for a Voyeur Emu AC, AH, JH, EP 28:21, 19937, S Radio 4 Net G Dud Helicopters SH, BP good a GP, SL, PMK SN 08-Nov-2002 SX2e02 Harry Potter’s Broomsticks Banned AC, AH, FW, SmG 28:20, 19928, S Radio 4 Net G A Quiet Revolution in the Tories SH, CC good a SL, PMK, GP SN 15-Nov-2002 Sx2e03 Baby Seal Found before Being Born on AC, LS, ST, JH 28:13, 19852, S Radio 4 Net G Jersey? SH, CC good a Striking Green the New Flame Red PMK, GP, SL (Firefighters’ Strike) SN 22-Nov-2002 Sx2e04 Broken Bicycle for Sale AC, LS, JV, AH 28:10, 19812, S Radio 4 Net G Maneuvering Is Going Down in Flames SH, PD good a PMK, GP, SL SN 29-Nov-2002 Sx2e05 BBC1 Freddy Mercury the Untold AC, FW, MS, FmC 28:27, 20011, S Radio 4 Net G Story (repeat) SH, CG good a Iron Chancellor Turns into Tin Man SL, PMK, GP (Gordon Brown) SN 06-Dec-2002 Sx2e06 One Child Free with every Cut and AC, AH, JH, JC 28:35, 20108, S Radio 4 Net G Blow Dry SH, BP good a No Room for a Top Up PMK, SL, GP SN 13-Dec-2002 Sx2e07 Margot Kidder Has Had Parts in a AC, FW, LS, MS 28:07, 19783, S Radio 4 Net G Dozen Films SH, BP good a Cheri Is No Superwoman PMK, SL, GP SN 3 of 5 1/13/2004 Date Episode Opening Article Cast Lucas (editor) Location S Number 20-Dec-2002 Sx2e08 A Short Announcement AC, LS, AH, AS 27:52, 19598, S Radio 4 Net G This is a Leisure Bowl, Do not Play SH, CG good a with Your Own Balls SL, PMK, GP A Christmas War? SN 25-Dec-2002 Special, News Quiz of the Year 2002 AH, JH, AC, ST, MS, FW, FMC, 28:03, 13152, S PC D/L G compilation LS… Hiss a SH, CG/CC/PD/BP/HC DC, GP, Sl,, PMK SN, LA 07-Feb-2003 Sx3e01 A Pregnant Russian Man? AC, ST, AH, LS 28:24, 19971, S Radio 4 Net G SH, CG good a SL, PMK, GP SN 14-Feb-2003 Sx3e02 An Elephant on the Run AC, FmC, AH, RL 28:17, 13259, S PC D/L G SH, BP Hiss a SI, PMK, GP SN 21-Feb-2003 Sx3e03 Dolly the Sheep Is Dead LS, TS, AH, AI 28:09, 13201, S PC D/L G Upright Organ, Little Recent Use SH, BP Hiss a GP, SI, PMK, SN 28-Feb-2003 Sx3e04 Rectal Thermometer is Personally FW, FMC, AC, JH 28:16, 13253, S PC D/L G Tested SH, CG Hiss a GP, SI, PMK, SN 07-Mar-2003 Sx3e05 Monkey Magic JS, EK, AC, JH 28:19, 15706, S PC D/L G SH, HC a GP, PMK, LC, DC SN 14-Mar-2003 Sx3e06 Mrs.