Mighty Ducks Win or lose, Madison's semi- Wisconsin pro baseball team shows fans a darn a • OCOM good time. *.k. Gazette page 21 PROGRESSIVE. ALTERNATIVE. July 14, 2016 Vol. 7 No. 18 .v.• '".. '''..•`' — ' 9f:11,. i4; 1 .i's, : • ` t,l ,..• `• . ,,A \ Illb 4 — • ' 11 `' ' ,...'".. Z '''' " ,• '• •,. \slitt"No. 1 ' ."` ,'N" 7,:..iii i .., .W. \ -4 fib: t'.,,.%': -•'. •t•',,,, 4 `• t • -iti olit 'ts t as „i ,„„..,‘ No • )4'N'tV .s.fi '4.•••• t j ,.... 04 •,, , ... "lb • rah S a : 4 *dic. Family stil waits answers in slaying of UW student page 6 4 Poverty persists in Wisconsin 12 Philadelphia bound 14 Dog years? 29 Making Merlot Despite the addition of 60,000 jobs Ahead of the Despite popular thinking, Few do merlot quite as well in the state from 2013 to 2014, the Democratic one year of a human's as Ted Henry, winemaker for poverty rate remained unchanged. National life does not equal seven Clos Du Val in California's Convention, years for a canine. It's beautiful Napa Valley. WiG offers more complicated a guide to than that. the historic "City of Brotherly Love." WISCONSINGAZETTE.COM l July 14, 2016 News with a twist I WiGWAG By Lisa Neff and Louis Weisberg BAD KITTY cot named "Mr. Safety" to be a realistic-looking, 5-foot- sports-bar chain that special- the border or in TSA? Get rid A dexterous kitten with a was unfit for the city's long stuffed toy placed on the izes in beer, chicken wings, short of all these hibi-jabis they wear penchant for playing in sinks is streets. Mr. Safety — a banks of a river. Meanwhile, the shorts and formfitting T-shirts — at TSA?" Apparently the ques- suspected of flooding the Flori- man dressed in a giant gator that sparked a commotion and that it was staffed by some tioner was referring to the "hijab," da Humane Society in Pompano condom costume — was waving in Jacksonville, North Carolina, Hooters personnel. A represen- headscarf worn by some Mus- Beach. The group's president fin- at drivers in front of the coun- turned out to be real. The 3-foot tative for the scouts said in an lim women. Trump replied, "You gered a 6-month-old kitty as the ty health department to mark reptile parked itself outside city apology that "the group of trained know, and we're looking at that. likely culprit who turned on a fau- National HIV Testing Day. hall one morning, prompting a volunteers mistakenly wore the We're looking at a lot of things." cet, leaving water in the shelter frenzy before animal control and wrong attire." to run for 17 hours. The kitten AT HOME IN THE DUPLEX wildlife officers captured it. A RINGING VICTORY was recently adopted, and its new The Lost Ones, a musical that wildlife officer said alligators look NOODLE KNOCKOUT Leonard Oats wowed the crowd owners were told it was "intel- opened at The Duplex on Chris- for warm roads and sidewalks to Police say a central Pennsyl- with a bell-ringing rendition of ligent enough to turn on water topher Street in New York's West heat up their bodies. vania man beat his friend for Michael Jackson's song "Bad" and faucets." Village, finds Kurt Cobain, Amy refusing to eat ramen noodles. took home a giant trophy, a stack Winehouse, Whitney Houston, GRANDCHILDREN WANTED Brecknock Township police say of cash and lots of Ghirardelli CHEESY CRIME Karen Carpenter, Michael Jack- The father of a Salt Lake City a 23-year-old man prepared the chocolate. The 53-year-old cable Police in southeastern Wiscon- son transported to the afterlife. businessman placed an Idaho noodles and became angry when car operator from San Francisco sin say 20,000 pounds of cheese There the musical legends sing newspaper ad seeking women his 20-year-old friend refused to also took home the crown for worth $46,000 has vanished. The each other's songs. Would that interested in marrying his eat them. The cook punched his World Champion Bell Ringer at cheese, produced by U.S. Foods, put them in heaven or hell? 48-year-old son. Although the pal in the right eye 10 to 15 times, the 53rd annual event in Union was in a semitrailer parked at a son called the ad "embarrassing," causing bruises, swelling and a Square. business in the Milwaukee suburb SLIMED he let his father place it. About 1-inch cut under his eye. of Oak Creek when it went miss- German police say a driver lost 12 women expressed interest KEEP IT DOWN! ing. Cheese heists are becom- control of his car after it slipped and the father of the prospective BAD JAB A Pennsylvania woman has ing a thing in the state. A semi- on a slimy trail left by a proces- groom planned to interview them If anyone is keeping track, the pleaded guilty to disorderly con- trailer carrying $70,000 worth of sion of snails making their way in the coming weeks. rain of insults and offenses con- duct for having sex so loudly that cheese was stolen in January from across the highway. Although the tinues to fall at events for GOP it shook her row house neighbors' Germantown, another Milwaukee car flipped, the driver was unhurt. SCOUTS HONOR presidential candidate Donald furniture. Then she threatened suburb. Parents of Cub Scouts attend- Trump. During a town hall meet- them for complaining. 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"The data in this report rep- money to buy food that you, or Wisconsin Center for remained unchanged from 2013 Four counties had poverty rates resent an economic and politi- your family needed?" Investigative Journalism's average cal failure that is leaving tens of special report on poverty's to 2014, despite the addition of higher than the statewide .4: ‘ ,.s almost 60,000 jobs.