book of suicide methods for a quick and secure departure from life part 1-30, some version of jak się zab ić wie brin gt man sich um come si suicida как совершать с амоубийств́ zěnme zìshā (怎么自杀, how to commit s uicide) this pdf was first uploaded the 5th of november 2013, is free to read and free to redistribute as a non-commercial e-book or text file of some other sort, under the terms of CC BY-NC-ND written by Nada Alleen version 1.03 (6th of november 2013) added part 011-013, changed the front page a bit, and made some small amendments to 006 + 009. version 1.07 (7th of november 2013) added part 014-017, and digitalis to 006 and 010. version 1.13 (8th of november 2013) added part 018-023, the average lethal dose of HCN to 003, and the Sophocles quote. version 1.14 (9th of march 2014) united 003 with 009, in place of the appleseeds method there's now the methanol intoxication on position 003. toxalbumins have been included into 011. and the Evan Harris Walker quote was put at the very beginning of the preface. a nap in the bath (015) has been inserted between 014 and the former 015. version 1.15 (31st of march 2014) included nux vomica into 018 and added method 025. version 1.16 (3rd of april 2014) extended 025 via an appendix, added a case example to 002, the Schopenhauer quote between 018 and 019, and finally, part 26. version 1.20 (6th of may 2014) presents 027 & 028. 008 has been relocated to 029. "Jefferson's recommendation" now sits in its former place. Szasz's & Reznor's quote has been added to the introduction. amanita muscaria has been added to 022. the car crash is now part of 002, which has been renamed to "blunt force trauma" (formerly: "overcoming the fear of heights"). savin oil has been added to 020. 007 has been rewritten. bitter apple has been added to 009. 018 has been extended. it now includes nicotiana tabacum & gelsemium sempervirens & euonymus species & myrtus communis. 015 has been trimmed to the most essential. 004 now carries the tool quote as foreword. what happens when you survive and end up in an emergency room is the topic of the new „interceptive“. then, following new quotes act as interludes: the one by Leo Tolstoy, by Horace McCoy, the 2 Ligotti quotes. the one from Strahan's book, the one by Jesus, by Pavese, by zralytylen, by Voltaire, by Bradley and the 2 by Szasz. all this is followed and concluded by method 030. and this in turn is concluded by the rewritten conclusion. as well as appendix A & B. content overview introduction part 0 001 partial suspension hanging, preceded by drinking... 001 blunt force trauma 002 drinking, preceded by drinking... 005 suicide by snake bite 006 kissing your dearest ones yourself goodbye 008 breaking (hemlock & wolf's bane) for a cup of tea 009 dieting on salads 012 Jefferson's recommendation 014 giving in to bitterness 017 fasting yourself to death 019 eating from the tree of knowledge 020 exchanging headache for a headache 022 combining over-hydration with hypervitaminosis A 024 a nap in the cold 027 a nap in the bath 028 interceptive il dolce vino 029 metal 030 les autres fleurs du mal 032 “i ain't givin you no golden shot" 037 protective parathion/savin hand lotion 040 impromptu railway promenade 042 pizza ai funghi 043 antitussives that toss away your tussis. for good 044 letting things end this way. in tears 045 SSRI * MAOI = peace of mind² 047 pressants, pressants, et al. 058 over-the-counter sleep aids 065 zhōng yī (中医, traditional chinese medicine) 071 mixing 10 capsules of tramadol with... 078 "non dolet, Paete!" 078 conclusion chemical ways to achieve unconsciousness, appendix A 081 natural ways to achieve unconsciousness, appendix B 083 introduction „think of the plans we make for our lives […] our plans feed our daydreams. we stare out windows imagining loves fulfilled, futures blessed with success, riches, fame, recognition, and respect. we hope and we build ever more elaborate plans to hide our disillusionment as each hope slips away. then one day we awaken to find ourselves buying lottery tickets to patch these ludicrous fantasies together as they turn to nothing“ -Evan Harris Walker, from 'the physics of consciousness', p. 2 things will never get any better. you can exert yourself as much as you like, and for a while it might look like there's a way out of where you were put into and want to get out of, in the end you'll come to find that there never was any opportunity to grasp at and hold onto delight and ecstasy, blithe sublimitiy, self-fulfillment and acknowledgement, those lavish luxuries that were held just above your head, seemingly within reach, in actuality, though, not. you will grasp at nothing. that's how things are supposed to be. try to defy this and "the clouds will part and the sky cracks open and god himself will reach his fucking arm through, just to push you down, just to hold you down. stuck in this hole with the shit and the piss and it's hard to believe it could come down to this. back at the beginning. sinking. spinning" -Trent Reznor, "the wretched" i guess a mixture of some barbiturate + some antiemetic or other kind of substance that prevents vomiting, like it's being used in Switzerland and Belgium and the Netherlands for euthanizing people, is not up for debate anymore. "in the good old days you could get barbiturates. now of course you can no longer get barbiturates, because barbiturates are very useful. besides sleeping for one night you can sleep forever" -Thomas Szasz, speech from 1994, "on socialism in health care", https://www.youtube.com/watch? v=FC9r3Gs8XuU but there's other ways that look promising and are within many people's (?) reach. here are the methods that maybe may be considered worth considering. part 0 going to work on a sunday because, as the bible says, "you shall keep the Sabbath, because it is holy for you. Everyone who profanes it shall be put to death" -Exodus 31:14 "for six days shall work be done, but the seventh day is a Sabbath of solemn rest, holy to the Lord. whoever does any work on the Sabbath shall be put to death" -Exodus 31:15 . okay, now let's be serious. part 1 partial suspension hanging, preceded by drinking... yourself unconscious. based on the results from my last attempt, 1 bottle of vodka (or a bit more), flushed down as quickly as possible, within a timespan of a few mins (one doesn't need to empty the bottle in one take, but one should not linger too long either) will make you pass out. so, if one is sitting upright and has a cord or cable or whatever wrapped around one's neck, and the other end fixed onto some spot above, maybe on a hook one 001 screwed into the ceiling a while ago, with a total length just about not long enough to let you bend forward anymore (or into any other direction), it means... you'd asphyxiate yourself the moment you drop off and your upper body (at least by a few centimeters) sinks down. according to Geo Stone's "suicide and attempted suicide" no more than 15 kg pulling on your ligature are needed to close your trachea and to cut you off from oxygen. part 2 blunt force trauma when seated in a car: what (minimum) speed leads to death when it drops to 0 in no more than a moment? in New Jersey, 2013, a 15 year old "crashed his car into another vehicle, killing him and two others, never even tapped the brake before the deadly wreck [...] investigators believe Srijan Saha [...] was driving his parents' 1995 Honda Civic at almost 100 mph when he veered into oncoming traffic and slammed into a car head-on" -http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/new-jersey-teen-driving-100-mph-hit-brakes-suicidal-wreck- killed-3-report-article-1.1489496 also from 2013: "a crash in Graham that killed two men late Monday has been ruled a homicide-suicide, according to the Pierce County Sheriff’s department [...] both drivers were pronounced dead at the scene [...] investigators said the 19-year-old was speeding more than 100 miles per hour. when deputies went to notify the man’s family about the accident, they discovered a suicide note. “He’d left a suicide note saying he was going to drive his car 120 mph into a pole,” sheriff’s spokesman Ed Troyer said. “he got his car up to high speed to hit a pole and instead hit a truck, killing the other guy instantly.”" -http://blog.thenewstribune.com/crime/2013/05/28/two-men-killed-in-car-crash-in-graham/#storylink=cpy 002 100mph correspond to 160.93km/h successful crashes (leading to death) seem to be even possible at much lower speeds. Boone County, 2014: "investigators say a car that struck a tree Sunday morning, killing one current and one former student at Western Boone High School, was traveling at 65 mph just before the crash. the Boone County coroner determined that Jacob Shockley and Richard Penny, Jr. both died from blunt force trauma [...] medics declared both teens dead at the scene" -http://www.wthr.com/story/24987815/2014/03/16/boone-county-police-investigating-fatal-accident 65mph correspond to 104.61km/h a speed of around 100mph might the speed that leads to death when it drops to 0 in no more than a moment.