think for Yourse 1f no, 12 ..... Con ONE BIG EGO TRIP 1 ~"~"~'"" ..... nn<>v ::~nit · so does- tal-' Yes that ' s all it is. Recently I have been reading the and sect continual hype of people like GG ALLIN, CHARLES MAN SON etc. For nthe met these folk i t is one big ego trip and people are quite happy to ' ' are consume it by either being swallowed into thier train of stand ina thought ie "GG knows himself that he is the best in the world k£nd's Sho at what he does and need not be reminded. His rockin and bdep­ tor reelin' is beyond compe;,ison. J and .r dig it to pieces" from litn FLIPSIDEJ we can also go tn'e other end of the scale to the ing. people who have been consumed by the Product " I 'wouldn't doubt inst it because you' re such a sick bastrad!" etc etc i could quote ~T itw this sort of thing till i am blue in the face but point i want , . Ir to make is that regardless of what the guy is he thrives on <~ its t YOU , yes you make him what he is the ego becomes inflammed by • ual~ praise and slagging and you lap it all up . They are'nt worth ebest insi botheri ng about, bec~use! without you they are NOBODYS yes ~I yet ... And NOTHING. IQUE... clou It can also be looked at on another level. These people •aNm 1H Tha are overtly racist reactionery's who still get hype and praise ~ one o stru but on the other end of the scale we have people like have' ~ to tl Skrewdriver being shunned because they are overtly nazi ..• . so r~ oo I best f1) ( ... why do they get awa y with. ~ . .. well becuase . v~ - • «l I IS t,. they are like religion it ' gives your mind someone elses s 14 ible rhetoric wh i le it saves you the burden of haveing to think for , I Ut yourself. «l ., -~-' "l"ft DIS(Jf\ND ll'tSilE FOil sucass. - . SIKCISS IS MY UlniiiATE &OAI. MD ro ME WINIIIII8 1S MIYTHIIIel WI All 'IMI IIOUP Of TilE 111111US. wr• WWIOIS RQiffllll AIATnf AND TllllrS leO WAY Wl'll eotlll LOSEI'" Political asyluo, C/0 Rl\l:lsey, 3 Balmoral Place,~ Stirling, . FitS 2RD, SCOTLAIID Wh~ llouatiDn, TrtiiCI, fOfOO a-ta-.JcaBML. f ....... '-~ CA~, u~ ~ .......... PWL EMpire....._ OfiJce, The ,.,..,.,...,. 417~ .... Sk~-ull an· ·'d ·cro ss bones C/0 Fanzine editor John Adans ~ Sellfei l d ~Ve , Ca lke l t h , 3 JJMAW u<'• - ft . • • •••• THE~li.¥.§. hardcore band P'~;~, ESSENTIAL A to Z' s SEWAGE to give us thier a to z' on being one of the top touring bands in the UK, not to mention one of the fastest, so here we have it folks. A is for ALCHOL The one thi ng t hat keeps us going when we are on tour (apart from the petr ol in the van) Where would we be without it . B is for BIG C is for CLARKY Our dynamic bassist,who Our popularity here can still play even after seems to have declined eight pints o f home a little but abroad we are brew, we call him Mr one 3IG! string at a time ha ha ha, his favourite saying is "We're headlining,ok 0 is for DICKHEADS pal". This is f or the folk in Holland who don't know how to treat a band.NO E is for EMPTY BEER,NO FOOD,NO ERRRRRRRRR , Th is place we HASH ,jesus , how could we played in was real empty be able to play wi thout when we pl ayed, onl y 14 them ? Pl us they would'nt folk turned up . let us headline . We won't Unfortunatly we were on be going back there in a first becuase · there was hurry. no toilets (see T for explanation) . F i s for FURSTENBURG Which · is 'nt t he best l ager in the world but we got l o ts of it for free i n Belgium so who 's comp lain i ng ?. G is for GAV My mate , also our manager, though he barley manadged ( hahahaha ) to ma ke i .t to the American tour cause he got so wrecked at t he going away party. 4 Oh ! No It 's Human Sewage H is for HEAVY METAL People Jlag us off and saying we only play thrash metal becuase it sells records, utter crap!, we have been playing thrash metal since we formed a year and a half ago . I i s for INSANE This is how the audience went in Germany when we cracked a small joke about the holocaust, we were lucky to get away alive. J is for JACUZZI We had loads of these in Sweden cause the gig promoters paid for it all, my first bath in eight months. K is for KNOB The most valued part of my body, very useful in the back of vans, hahaha harrr know what i mean ? M is for MONEY Unfortunatly we never enough·of this . N is for NAPALM DEATH We're faster than you ya bunch of bastards Q is for QUEERS !! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! Had a. nasty brush with some ~n France, but me 0 if for ORGY and Clarky gave them We had quite something they w ld never f orget .•• • • • • a goodou these in d oing. last time we blitzed those far off countries; R is for ROCK N ROLL P is for POLITICS Where would we be nov no one had invented it We try to express how we eh? ' feel politically and morally in our songs but in general the lyrics more personal positive . 5 T is for TOILETS NEVER have any of us ever hidden in a toilet to avoid going on first becuase the crowd was too small. We would'nt be so daft to do that what's the point ?, it acheives nothing,we should be mo re concerned with more social relivant things going on in OUR world today like uniting all the '!>unk' s and skin's int o a strong fighting force to be reckoned with, ye ke n,? Who ever Y is for "YOU'LL started these SEE t-IE CHANGE" ~~ich is the title of our last single you can still get i t from us, it's also knows who they are and I got two live tracks hope they are satisfied recorded in Australia with themselves. called "punk 's and skin's (unite into one big army) U is for UNDERWEAR and "Blitzed". Clarky likes the one's that cling for ZZZZ ZZ tight so when is fo r all playing live they who bore out in all the places. Billy has' nt backsides off of us changed his in ages so I writing letters can't remember what asking for i nterviews they'r-e like and me well stuff. WE CAN'T I DON'T WEAR ANY. BOTHERED OK . V if for VERANAL DISEASE 'Fraid this has to be the low point of the Human Sewage ' a to z'. All of us have had one to many nasty exper-ience with this one . Maybe we should wash mo re often, does that help? W is for WINDSCREEN IH PER It was a real bugger becuase on the tour it kept breaking so all the dead flies kept on piling up on the windscreen. X is for XXXX I drank too much 4 X in Oz last year. I would have been rich if I had bought shares in the comj)'any. 6 ON E DAY • •• • •• •• ••• • •• •• • • •• • • • • • • • She thought about mov ing but somehow she couldn 1 t be bothered. So she sat a little longer and divisions , she could feel herself began to think about the various g'etting pretty wound up now . The tasks ahead for her, she had t o anger and rage that boiled yet prepare the H. E. V. report for the never seemed to flow .over was ear, "Bast· ·ds" was what she said reaching that point where it would, to herself as she finally pulled so her hand reached for t he bottle herself up out of the chair, her and f r eely poured it down. She felt back creaked and t he muscles in her all her anger and rage disappear as legs seemed to want to pull her if they were being doused by back down but relentlessly she gallons of water . She t urned to the ma naged the final pull , stretching wall and proclaimed "maybe that's her arms till they almost touched why they make the stuff". the ceiling, much better she Putting on her thought . Slowly she shuffled across jacket, shoes and hat, her hands to the coffee table picked up the turned the door and her fee t went quarter full bottle opened it and out into the corridor and trundled threw some of it into her mouth. down the stairs . The lift was Slowly it slipped down her throat broken, she had forgotten the last bur ning out a path till it settled time it had worked . .• • • . six in her stomach "urghhh" came the mo nths , two mon ths , one year ? r esponse from her mouth, "it gets The cold was me by" she thought as the bottle biting deep into her fingers so came up again for a second burning, they were pushed deeper into her more would have been poured down pocket 1 s, which didn't offer m~ch but the hands only give t o those joy.