Global Trash Hash Hymnal Unabridged Edition Hashers are circled up for 'Father Abraham" before one of the runs of the USA Nash Hash held in and near Birmingham Alabama in 1998. Edited by Songmaster The Circle The Hash House Harriers usually circle up to sing lyrics and to perform various ceremonies associated with the group. The circle is a place of camaraderie, humor, song and beer. By placing all in a circle facing the Songmaster or RA, you place every hasher facing each other as well and make a more friend- ly gathering. Circles are formed while waiting on hares to get a head start and will inevitably be formed at the finish for beer and song. served. These pages may be copied in part, but not the whole, for use by hounds Global Trash and hares or rugby groups in their newsletters and distributed to their local mem- bers. Lyrics collected in these pages came from many sources and are assumed to be in the public domain. If a real and legal copyright exists on any of these lyrics Hash and publishing on these pages is forbidden by the copyright holder, ONLY the true copyright holder should contact the editor for information on removal in future editions, in writing at: Hymnal Global Trash Unabridged Edition 402 Wendy Circle Ragland, AL 35131 USA For latest contact info and largest HHH resource browse http://www.worldhhh.com/ The editor collected these lyrics from 1968 unto present day. The first big jump in the collection came thanks to a copy of the 1962 Singapore HHH song book, then the Bonn HHH songbook. Later major contributors in order of their signifi- Editor and Songmaster: cance in contribution are ZiPpY, Flying Booger and Mu-Sick. There is a host of Stray Dog others too numerous to mention here (not that I can remember them anyway). Some have complained that the editor has failed to list the author or source of all the lyrics, but the truth is, in many cases, the author is anonymous for various reasons. For example, I have written several lyrics, good and bad, on these pag- es, but I certainly do not care for the credit (nor the blame) for them. I am re- warded simply to hear them now and then at an interhash and that is quite enough for me. Others probably do not want their names associated with dirty For information on more lyrics. Some are simply unknown and lost over the years. Then you have other Global Trash publications, people trying to lay claim to lyrics, simply because they added a verse or two or browse the world=s largest turned a phrase on a popular lyric. For them, I say, "Get a life!" To keep the squabbling down, I tried not to mention any authors, as most hashers really do Hash House Harriers resource: not care. Those who crave recognition and did write the whole set of lyrics (not just one or two verses) should again contact the editor for recognition. If you are The World HHH Home Page really upset and cannot wait until the next edition, I suggest you seek recognition http://www.worldhhh.com/ in the circle, like any good hasher. Copyright and Credits Copyright 1985-2011 under trade name Global Trash by Larry J. McDowell dba Global Publications and Software, a not for profit organization, all rights re- Global Trash Hash Hymnal Unabridged Edition Hash Hymnal Unabridged Edition The Hash House Harriers began chasing hares in Kuala Lumpur, Malay- Table of Contents sia in 1938. Put together a group of British around the beer after a bit of sport and there will be more sport in the singing. These lyrics are somewhat bawdy for the puritanical soul. As stated in the Singapore HHH songbook from many Category Begins with Hymn Number: years ago, they are: "Songs that your mother never taught you". Ceremonial Songs Down Down Songs 1 However, to the traditional Hasher, they are the perfect addition to trail, The Birthday Songs 26 beer and down downs. A good Songmaster can liven up even the most boring For Calls to the Circle 30 circle. Many of these lyrics were spawned from the pubs, rugby fields and ship In the Circle 33 decks of the British Empire. Regardless of their source, anywhere hashers gath- Wedding Songs 44 er to drink and sing, a bawdy lyric or two will usually creep in. For more on For the Start 45 sources, see copyright page. Farewell 46 Some of you will probably find one of your favorites missing from this collection. I have tried to include every lyric, good and bad, I have collected over the years. However, I have not included every lyric you may see in other Holiday Songs collections, because I have tried to avoid copyrighted lyrics whenever I have Christmas 48 been keen enough to recognize them. Therefore, all of these lyrics should be in Father's Day 95 the public domain. (If you recognize otherwise, please read the copyright page Halloween 98 on how to let me know. Thanks.) Independence Day (U.S.) 99 The lyrics may vary some from those you sing. What I have tried to do Martin Luther King Day 103 is to choose the version which is closest to the original, unless meter, rhyme or Mother's Day 104 real worldwide popularity is associated with a newer version. These lyrics were New Years 105 born in obscurity and spread by word of mouth and like the popular children's St. Paddy's Day 106 game of Rumor, have been more than likely changed before finally being written Thanksgiving 107 down. I have found that there is a geographical and sometimes geopolitical vari- ation to many of the lyrics. Some lyrics take a jab at cultures and nationalities Valentine’s Day 108 and it was all done in bad taste, but I hope my readers are hashers enough to un- derstand the humor. As it seems many nations are included in the joke, none Songs Your Mother Never Taught You 109 should take offense, but enjoy the plight of the others. I hope you enjoy them The Limericks 554 all. The Recitations & Cadences 557 On On! Stray Dog Don't That Bastard Get any Bigger?...195 Happy Birthday Fuck You...26 Global Trash Down Down Beer...13 Happy Birthday to You...28 Down in Wyoming...196 Happy, Happy Birthday Hasher... 29 Hash Hymnal Drink...197 Happy Wank Song...246 Unabridged Edition Drink, Drink, Drink to Hamersley Hash House Harri- Hark the Harriet Spinsters Sing...60 ers...198 Harlot of Jerusalem, The...247 Index of Song Numbers Drink, Drink, Drink!...12 Harriette The Tattooed Hasher...248 Drunken Hasher...199 Harriettes, They Play One...249 Drunken Sailor...200 Harvest of Love...250 A Christmas Carol...48 Bike Week...149 Dumb Shit...39 Has Anybody Seen J.C.?...251 A Christmas Poem...49 Bitch a Dog...150 Dunkirk...201 Has Anybody Seen R J?...252 A Few of My Favorite Hash Things...109 Blessing of the Hares...36 Durex is a Girl's Best Friend...202 Hash Dog...19 A Few of My Favorite Things...110 Bloody Hare...151 Dying Harlot...203 Hash House Harrier...253 A Hash Disgrace...15 Born Dead...152 E-Coli Man, The...204 Hash House Harriers, The...11 A Is For A...557 Boy Meets Girl...153 Eat-Bite Song...205 Hash Hymn...47 A Little Christmas Poem...51 Boy's Song and Girl's Song, The...154 Emerald Coast HHH...206 Hash Rap...562 A Prayer...33 Breathalyzed...155 Engineer Song, The...207 Hash Road Song...254 A Small Hymn...34 By the Light...156 Eskimo Nell...561 Hash Virgin Serenade...255 A Virgin...111 Bye Bye Cherry...157 Farewell Song...46 Hash Wedding Song...44 A, You've Got Asshole Stains...112 Bye, Bye Blackbird...158 Fart, The...208 Hash, Hash, Hash...256 Aahlawetta...113 Cactus In My Y-Fronts...559 Farting Contest...209 Hasher Cadences - Honey Babe...563 Agana HHH Chant...558 Can You Walk a Little Way With It In?...159 Father...95 Hasher Cadences - Jerk Off...564 Alcoholic's Anthem...114 Can't Hash Today...160 Father Abraham...210 Hasher Chorus...61 All My Jism...115 Carolina...161 Fireman's Song...211 Hasher Man...257 All Things Dull and Ugly...116 Cats on the Rooftops...162 First Time...212 Hasher Men...258 Almost Persuaded...117 Chandler's Shop...163 Foggy Dew...213 Hasher Women...259 Aloha HHH Anthem...118 Chapped Hide...164 Follow the Hash...214 Hasher's Lament...565 Alphabet Song...119 Chicago...165 Fondle Me With Care...215 Hashmas Chopsticks...62 Amazing Hash...120 Chipmunks Roasting on an Open Fire...56 Fornication...216 Hashstones...10 Ancient Hash Song...52 Christopher And Alice...166 Found a Penis...217 Have You Got a Hard-On?...566 And So This is Hashmas...53 Christopher Robin...167 Ft. Eustis Down Down Song...18 He Ought to Be Publically Pissed Upon...3 Another Hasher Anthem...99 Clementine...168 Fuck a Duck...218 He'll be Coming Round the Yamanote Line...260 Are You Lonesome Tonight?...121 Clinton Baloney Song...169 Fuck the Giant Penis...219 He's A Cunt...261 Arkansas Hillbillies...122 Cock Robin...170 Fucking Hell She's Ugly...220 He's Got the Whole Bitch In His Hands...262 Arse Holes For Sale...123 Cold Winter's Evening...171 Full Moon Howlers, The...221 He's the Meanest...6 As I was walking...124 Colostomy's Best...172 Furburger King...222 Hello Penis...263 Auld Lang Syne...105 Columbo...173 Gang Bang...223 Here Cums Clinton...63 Austin Hash Song...125 Come Sit On My Face...174 Gay Caballero...224 Here's the Season...64 Bad King Hashmas...54 Consider Yourself...16 Gender Bender Song, The...225 Here's to Brother Hasher...7 Bagpipe Song, The...126 Copenhagen HHH Anthem...175 Get It Up...226 Herpes Family...264 Balad of the Monika Lewinski, The...127 Country Sunday School...176 Gilligan's Island, The Real Story...227 Herpes Song...265 Balham Vicar...128 Cow Kicked Nelly, The...177 Gimme That Old Time Religion...228 Hi Ho! Hi Ho! It's Off to the Burlesque Show...266 Balibago Mount Arayat High...129 Creak Goes the