BLABBERMOUTH.NET Page 1 of 4 Activate your Brain & IQ Increase IQ Naturally Increase Iq Lab proven to amplify IQ, brain functions & 72+ Powerful Secrets of a Board Certified Find What You're Looking For Increase Iq intelligence. It's easy Neurologist (M.D.) www.eWoss.net www.iMusicSeries.com smart-kit.com Ads by Google Advertise on this site Last Updated: July 18, 2006 9:49 AM gfedc Remember Me Metal's Dark Side The Hard and the Furious, Vol. 1 (MVD/Magick) For complete details, visit MVDb2b.com. search text search text http://www.roadrunnerrecords.com/blabbermouth.net/showdvdreview.aspx?reviewID=7 7/18/2006 BLABBERMOUTH.NET Page 2 of 4 So is "Metal's Dark Side: The Hard and the Furious, Vol. 1" worth checking out? Only if you are one of two things: A diehard Jasmin St. Claire fan or you obtain it free of charge. And before you porn hounds get overly excited about the prospect of seeing Ms. St. Claire nude, it will not happen on this DVD. Granted, St. Claire does provide some embarrassingly unintelligent commentary on a rage of topics, political and otherwise, in a bubble bath, but her moneymakers are strategically covered. At a total running time of 80 minutes, at least the torture is kept to a minimum. Basically, what you get is a series of uninformed interviews with George "Corpsegrinder" Fisher (CANNIBAL CORPSE), Ted Aguilar and Dennis Pepa (DEATH ANGEL), Satyr (SATYRICON), Pat Lachman and Vinnie Paul (DAMAGEPLAN), and Jeff Loomis, Warrel Dane, and Van Williams (NEVERMORE). Aside from St. Claire's mind- numbingly stupid questions and juvenile attempts to prove her metal credibility, the interviewees are good sports and offer some halfway http://www.roadrunnerrecords.com/blabbermouth.net/showdvdreview.aspx?reviewID=7 7/18/2006 BLABBERMOUTH.NET Page 3 of 4 decent commentary. Videos of CANNIBAL CORPSE's "Decency Defied", DEATH ANGEL's "Thicker than Blood", and SATYRICON's "Fuel for Hatred" are obviously highlights. I suppose that the tribute to Dimebag Darrell in which a series of still photos are shown as melancholy music plays in the background is tolerable. So why a 3 rating, as opposed to a 1 or 2? Because the ridiculousness runs so deep that it is mildly entertaining at times, not to mention the commentary offered from the interviewees and the videos. Oh yeah, and Jasmin is pretty friggin' hot. The most frightening part? "Volume 2" is in the works. - Scott Alisoglu COMMENT | first comment posted by : ozzyrulz777 7/18/2006 4:40:03 AM hahahahahahahahahahahaha COMMENT | posted by : Greener 7/18/2006 5:49:51 AM I'd like to stick my tongue in her bum !! http://www.roadrunnerrecords.com/blabbermouth.net/showdvdreview.aspx?reviewID=7 7/18/2006 BLABBERMOUTH.NET Page 4 of 4 COMMENT | Ridiculous dvd posted by : Fiendish Ghoul 7/18/2006 6:40:38 AM She's a brainless whore, she can die. In order to post a comment, please log in first. If you aren't signed up, sign up now. BLABBERMOUTH.NET is run and operated independently of Roadrunner Records. The accuracy of the information contained herein is neither confirmed nor guaranteed by Roadrunner Records, and the views and opinions of authors expressed on these pages do not necessarily state or reflect those of Roadrunner Records or its employees. | Latest News | News Archive | CD Reviews | DVD Reviews | Contact | Submit News | | Advertise | Wireless | http://www.roadrunnerrecords.com/blabbermouth.net/showdvdreview.aspx?reviewID=7 7/18/2006.