April 2016 Magazine HOLLYWOOD FERRET Volume 4 Issue 29 Hugh HefnerThe Playboy Himself Holly Madison Hollywood Ferret Recap The last issue was one which discussed several topics and highlighted a few new things which we felt was a must for ev- eryone. In the past issue we discussed the relative to ferrets known as Otters. We especially like otters because they are super cute and love water, absolutely adorable. Of course in addition to the cute elements we went on to discuss one very alarming element whose technical name is Disseminated Idiopathic Myofasciitis; however, it is more com- monly known as DIM. We also discussed something that many people can look forward to this voting season in November as there will be a very special ballot section featuring ferrets. One portion of the past issue which we really enjoyed was the dis- cussion as to why we do everything we do to and with Hollywood Ferret as it is purely our dedication and motivation to make ferrets better in ev- ery aspect. On a sadder note, we also discussed the deadly six elements and specifically discussed in great detail the fatal adrenal disease. Of course being a global company we also like to showcase places around the globe and last time we were able to share some details about India. Lastly, we focused on the inside parts of ferrets focusing on the ferret’s tongue. We hope you enjoyed our past issue and look forward to this new issue and all we have to share with you! 8 Hollywood Ferret * Tuesday 5 - Star Wars: The Force Awakens, Mojave & #Horror April 2016 12 - N/A 19 - The Revenant 26 - Krampus 1 Friday 2 * Friday 1 - Kill Your Friends & Sold 8 - The Boss, Mr. Right, Everybody Wants Some & Demolition 15 - The Jungle Book, Criminal, Barber- 3 4 5 6 7 8 Friday 9 shop: The Next Cut & The Adderall Diaries 22 - Tale of Tales, Precious Cargo, A Hologram For The King & Elvis & Nixon 29 - Mother’s Day, The Family Fang & Special Correspondents (netflix Only) 10 11 12 13 14 15 Friday 16 Movie Tide Saturday 2 - N/A 9 - N/A 16 - Pee-Wee’s Big Holiday (Hef’s Pick) 23 - N/A Hef’s Pick 30 - Stonehearst Asylum 17 18 19 20 21 22 Friday 23 Highlights April Fools Day National Ferret Day iHeart Radio Music Awards MTV Movie Awards Animal Foundation’s Best in Show 24 25 26 27 28 29 Friday 30 Friendship Day Kimmy Schmidt Season 2 on Netflix Earth Day *Subject to Change FROM THE EDITORS MustelidaeFerret Relatives For this issue we are very pleased to discuss the European Pine Marten which is commonly known simply as the pine marten, especially in their homeland of Anglophone Europe. More specifically one should know that this is an animal native to Northern Europe which also belongs to the mus- telidae family which as you know is the same family that ferrets come from as well as others which we will discuss in greater detail in future issues. The pine martin is about the size of a domestic cat and their habitats are usually well- wooded areas. European pine martens usually make their own dens in hollow trees or scrub-covered fields. Martens are the We have been very busy with work and everything that comes only mustelidae’s with semi-retractable in between the day to day functions of Hollywood Ferret which has claws. This enables them to lead more caused us to have a delay on the issue’s release. Never the less, we have arboreal lifestyles, such as climbing or running on tree branches, although finally been able to sit down and apply our focus on this issue and en- they are also relatively quick runners sure that each and every one of our Pacific and Hollywood Tides gets on the ground. Additionally, they are the chance to enjoy this issue while also allowing Hollywood Tides very similar to the ferret as they too are mainly active at night and dusk. But Hugh Hefner and Holly Madison the chance to shine. Within this issue it is important to state that if you do we will discuss a few topics including Zinc and the effect it has on your see them in the wild just observe them ferret(s), another one of the deadly 6 that can kill your ferret, isoflurane from a safe distance. as well as taking the time to highlight one of the relatives to your fer- rets. We sincerely apologize about the delay in this magazine’s release but thank each and every one of you who have remained so kind and patient with us during this busy time. erret H d F oll oo yw w oo ly d l o F H e r t r HOLLYWOOD FERRET MAGAZINE IS DESIGNED AND CREATED BY BIA AND HEATHER. e e t r r e H o F l l d y o w o o w o y d l l o F H e r t r European Pine Marten 13e Articles Isoflurane.......................19 Holly Madison.................20 Zinc Poisoning.................24 Cancer..............................29 Aleutian Disease.............30 Hugh Hefner....................34 Insight Ferret Relative..............13 Local to Global..............18 HF Times..........................23 20 Off Topic.........................25 On the Inside...................43 Misc. Calendar.........................10 Trivial Birthdays........................16 Happy Tails......................42 Trivia...............................28 Around the World..........31 Did You Know...................40 Commentary Recap................................8 ON THE COVER From The Editors............12 Our Lives.........................32 Thank You........................45 Hugh Brain Work......................47 HefnerThe Playboy Himself 34 42 Milo April 14 Milo Hollywood Tides experience many different things each and every day, this month does not fall short in any way as we are very pleased to share that our very own Hollywood Tide, Melissa McCarthy celebrates Isoflurane the release of The Boss. The One of the things that keeps Isoflurane is most likely a term Though the results are not dras- Boss is a film which Melissa us busy and makes the timely you have never heard of before and tic, they did yield information that not only stars in but wrote and release of Hollywood Ferret’s although we hope this is not a term suggests that Isoflurane is the safer of produced. We were very for- magazine so challenging is the you have to hear first hand as it is nec- the two. Another important thing to tunate to attend an advanced other kind of work we do, most essary when putting a ferret to sleep understand is that Sevoflurane is less screening and have to say this notably writing. I Heather, do for surgery and other medical proce- soluble in the blood than is isoflurane, film was great. We laughed so lots of writing in my day to day dures. It is very important to remem- leading to a more rapid equilibration many times and truly enjoyed activities and for my living. ber that all newer veterinarian offices within the blood and central nervous this new modern take on When doing this type of work I often have to meet with clients Troop Beverly Hills. Well done to discuss the various forms of work which they have hired me should have Isoflurane and more im- system and resulting in a more rapid Melissa and thank you for to do. In a recent meeting with one client we decided to meet portantly, should be using this specific induction and, theoretically, a more making us laugh so much. You at Cafe Rio, a place neither Bia or I had ever been to previously. gas when putting your ferret under rapid recovery. too can see The Boss in a the- Though the meeting portion of this experience was boring, the for surgery. It should also be noted Although this may seem compli- ater near you starting April 8, food was anything but. Cafe Rio is a casual dining restaurant that this is specifically related to the cated, we assure you it is not. What this 2016. On another note, we are specializing in Mexican food. The atmosphere is inviting and other type of anesthesia, Sevoflurane. means is that if you take your ferret in also very pleased to announce the smell of the food is intoxicating. Upon first glance you are Although, Sevolfurane is ef- for a surgery or any other procedure that another set of Hollywood surrounded with what looks like fake bright red tomatoes, the Tides who happen to be very fective and is deemed safe, there are which may require them to be put to yellowest of lemons and the greenest of limes; however, they are good friends of ours are ex- some side effects with it that are less sleep temporarily, then we suggest you indeed real. While waiting in line you can watch one of the team pecting another baby, so with than ideal, especially for a ferret who ask for Isoflurane as it is safer and will that being said congratulations members make fresh tortillas from scratch. This was our first may be more susceptible and vulner- have less negative side effects for your to Brian Austin and Megan time here, so we weren’t exactly sure what to order but finally we able. Isoflurane anesthesia is com- recovering ferret. In short, you should decided upon the shredded chicken quesadilla and steak burrito, Fox-Green which despite the monly used in ferrets for routine be responsible and ask the facts, speak enchilada style. The food was great and one of Heather’s person- rumors, are not splitting up or examinations and diagnostics.