We Are Not Alone Chapter 1 Meet Another Life Form Reporter : Strange scoop! Today near a military base, people seen an unknown flying object, it was something like a huge bat! Dylan : *Purrs!* Hmmm… Surely an another false scoop! *Laughs!* This country is full of weirdos when they need a scoop! News Guy : After soldiers opened fire, it yelled some gross words and fled away! Dylan : … An UFO that say gross words? They opened fire, but why the heck did they attack it?? They are brainless!! It is maybe a civilization that wish to share their culture with us! And we attacked them! At this rate someday their friends will come back to annihilate us! *I smell some smoke!* *Runs to it in fear something is ©ProjectChained 1 burning in the kitchen, arriving there, I just observe that something has crashed in my backyard!* Dylan : Ohh!!! *Opens my door and goes downstairs to reach my backyard garden!* Oh well, no puffy or cum fruits this year! At least it must have made the crash a bit softened! *See a thing looking like a bat a bit, it is damaged and burning!! It opens then…* Demon : Oh fuck! Fuckin fuckers fucked my day! Dylan : A yelling… Demon? Maybe it is his language, fuck fuckinfuck fuck? *Hope I do not do something wrong!* Demon : Hi! Sorry for the garden! Dylan : Don't worry about it now… You are seriously wounded! Let me… *Lifts you!* Get you home… *Walks hardly back inside, reaching it after some minutes of effort!* Demon : Thanks! Finally someone not aggressive! Dylan : Why would I be aggressive?! The opportunity of meeting someone from an another planet is something we have to consider! You are a source of culture no one else may have! ©ProjectChained 2 Demon : Ohh! I thought those spotlights were for landing… Why they shot me? Dylan : You know soldiers and government about such sensible subject and folders, when something may happen, it is often the solutions kill or seal it… So… Let us consider that you’ve been able to reach us alive is a miracle. Because those crossing the line of our planet are constantly killed! Damn and me who always thought “I want to believe” that we aren't alone! *Goes to search medicinal plants and greasy plants too, also some cotton finally a very few industrial product such as alcohol disinfectant. I take eventually medical extraction stuff of high quality to be sure to have them around in case a bullet is locked under your skin!* Demon : Sorry to be a problem… Dylan : I am alone… And very disliked from my open minded spirit in a country under dictatorship… Having someone visiting me even if it’s a guy using an UFO is nice… Well, less common than by foot, train, bus, tram, car, boat, taxi, cycle, motorcycle or plane, but nice still! Demon : Sadly I'm locked on this planet for now as my main ship was destroyed, my solar spark… On your backyard is just a lifepod! *Looks very sad!* Dylan : You seem to have an incredible mind! ©ProjectChained 3 Demon : Why you find me incredible? You are the only guy I can trust on this planet, right? Dylan : I don't know, I find you incredible from giving our planet a chance… And I feel sorry for the very unwelcoming situation you've encountered… Sorry! Demon : Giving a chance? I didn't have choice, my life pod can't fly far enough to find other planet where oxygen level is high enough for living… But I'm not grumpy for that misunderstanding with military guys anymore! *Hugs you somewhat weakly!* Dylan : Oxygen?? What you mean?? Your planet lost it’s air?? *Very scared!* Demon : No! But it is too far to reach with just a life pod! *Hugs in order to calm you down!* Dylan : How does your planet looks like? *Prepares a cotton with alcohol of eighty degrees modified a bit…* Demon : Hmm… You ask about which part of it? There are industrial zone and life zones. Dylan : As us… Hmm…. Forgive me, it will feel a bit bad… *Set cotton on one of your wound!* Demon : Ouch! Dylan : *Cleans the wound!* ©ProjectChained 4 Demon : All is okay there? Dylan : It seems… Ohh!! A bullet is located on your arm, near the bone!! Monsters!! They dared wound an innocent! Demon : Hey, it's okay! How deep is it? Dylan : 0.8 centimeters… Demon : *Puts claws there and pulls out bullet!* Is it usual that bullet has a flower form? *Puzzled!* Dylan : The worse bullet… I explain, those when shot are round, but when they hit their target, they slowly open and make a flower form, harder to take out, they also spread a poison! Demon : Huh? Which kind of poison? *Scared to death!* Dylan : Of which color is the middle line of bullet?? Demon : *Looks!* Red one!! Dylan : It inflates belly until explosion!!! *Runs to find my copybook of mixture, in order to heal you from this deadly poison!!* Demon : Huh?! It's weird!! *Puzzled!* Dylan : Welcome in our planet!! *Ironic and feel fear!* Demon : Then I should get outside to avoid making your ©ProjectChained 5 room dirty! *Stomach has slowly started to expand…* Dylan : No… Don't move! It may activate bullet I didn't found it yet! Let me search for a cure in my book! Demon : *Belly gurgles, slowly going from flat to round like a balloon filling up!!* Dylan : If you consider the version of the bullet! Adding this thing… And that… This fuckin’ make that! *Thinks out loud grossly!* Demon : Hmm? You think it can be stopped still? Dylan : Yes… Because what government doesn't know about their “New featured” shitty material… Is that science can face all those effects easily! *Thinks out loud again!* So add this shit with all that fuckin’ crap! … Damnit! Where is that?? *Mix things and the Demon looks nearly more scared of me than his future explosion!!* Demon : Hope it won't turn me into a potato!! Dylan : Nah blueberry is easy to guess… Violet Blue bullets… *Has almost finished the mixture and looks at the demon's belly* Demon : *Belly looks like a beach ball now! Expanding, groaning and bloating out loud too! Somewhat competing with Dylan's gross word… * ©ProjectChained 6 Dylan : And here the mix is ready! Huh wait… You prefer it salty or spicy? Or even sugarish? Demon : Spicy! *GROOOOOOOOAAAAAN!!* *Very scared from this noise and stuffs very fast the mixture in* *GURRRRRGGGGLLLLEEE…..GROOOOOOOOOOWW WWW...* *FARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RRRRRRRT!!!!!* *Farted so hard that he got thrown to ceiling and horns are stuck there!* Dylan : My mixture worked a bit too well! *Shocked!* *Just below him!* Demon : Err… How to get back to the floor? I feel horns are stuck! Dylan : I don't know! *Puzzled and somewhat winded from fart! Settled just below him!* Demon : *Moves… Moves* *CRACK!!!* *Part of ceiling falls down with the Demon!* Dylan : *Crushed down!!* *Injured seriously at head… losing blood and seems unconscious!* Demon : Are you okay there? *Looks at you!!* Ohh! *Preoccupied and rubs your head forward to healing you!* ©ProjectChained 7 Dylan : *Wakes up slowly!* Ohhh… Something happened? Demon : Sorry, I feel on your head! *Very sorry!* Dylan : It is the price I had to pay for inserting three gums of apple instead of two per accident… I got carried away and a piece of the ceiling fell over my and did a deadly wound… But how did you healed me? Demon : I just put together what I broke falling on you, nothing special! Dylan : Sorry anyway… Now, you will surely think I am a mad guy! *You see pumps around…* Demon : Are you kind of scientist? *Smiles interested a lot by science!* Dylan : Yeah! I study the effects of inflation from bullets and pumps! Something prohibited since the beginning of the dictatorship! And what helped them shutting the mouth of many scientists are the weapon lobbyists giving huge amount of gold to avoid any leaks about a cure to be created as to avoid those bullets to be deadly!! And if any of us try reveal something… *Imitate popping noise with mouth!* Demon : Nice! And I'm studying energy flows, some calls it magic! ©ProjectChained 8 Dylan : Hmm! Interesting, ohh! I forgot, Dylan! *Hugs you!* Michael : Michael! *Hugs back!* ©ProjectChained 9 We Are Not Alone Chapter 2 After A Ceiling Fall Dylan : Then we could try to sleep? Michael : Yeah, if you wish! *Hugs you* Dylan : Wait, I am not done verifying if you got any wounds or injuries still! Michael : Okay! *Shows his body, leaving it free to be examined!* Dylan : *Verifies for long minutes!* It is good! You healed partially already! Michael : Yeah, I mostly heal fast *Kiss!* Dylan : Impressive! Abnormal though! Michael : Really? *Mindful…* Dylan : You saw anybody healing nearly as if nothing happened while it got shot a bullet on arm the previous ©ProjectChained 10 hour? Michael : Sure! Most of demons and angels recover fast! Dylan : Really? *Writes about it in a copybook!* Michael : Yep! And how about tigers? *Rubs your tail!* Dylan : I don't know… I never studied myself… *Blushes!* Michael : You wish I study you? Dylan : I would be pleased! *Appreciating your attention! * Michael : *Rubs your body slowly…* Hmm! Fat, muscle, I think you can inflate huge! Dylan : I’m far more fat than muscled you know! *Laughs somewhat embarrassed!* Michael : You have muscles too, just you don't see them under that fat! *Kiss!* Dylan : *Blushes!* I trained for long years to inflate really big! Michael : May I see it? *Very shy!* Dylan : You wish it? *Shy and do wonder if I won't just bore him with all my fat…* Michael : Yep! I never seen an inflating tiger before! ©ProjectChained 11 *Blushes still!* Dylan : *Purrs…* Let me find a pump then! *Kisses* Michael : It won't be hard to find! They are everywhere! *Laughs!!* Dylan : I know.