Workzine The Leading E-Based Work Magazine 30 June 2010 Volume 2 issue 8 Rapper/Actress Eve Says Ma$E Is The Reason She Stopped Stripping Scrape Paye BEING Human I would make the best African coach! The interview and my voices! IN THE NEWS TAKING LEAVE ’s always exciting anticipating • Con artists set up fake ATM , most are like Eric . Take Agabge for your leave . You imagine machine in China and make <Abuja > : “I made the mistake of all those days of not waking up a killing It going to visit my home village during early , of lounging infront of the TV, my leave. Stupidly stayed there . • Over 100,000 feared going to the cinema, partying till late Within days I was broke and working killed in Uzbekistan ethnic , visiting friends and relatives maybe clashes my back off bse its African culture for going to the beach and all that comes women to do all the work. Next time • BP and Obama feel the with the imagining. The reality of leave I will spend a day or two and then run heat over oil spill as Hilary can however be quite different. Take Eric away!” Lazar <Ankara > applied for Clinton continues foray <Jinja > : “I accumulated leave from leave with out really planning for it : into domestic issues last year and I have fi nally taken it. The “I had this vision of sleeping the day only positive thing I have done is sleep • Zimbabwe diamonds away. It becomes boring after the fi rst the whole day. This boredom is killing allowed back onto world day. There is nothing to do. All my me. And to imagine I haven’t yet taken market friends were working. I had no focus this year’s leave.” Mike <kampala> on • Isreal eases blockade in , found myself popping into offi ce for the other hand went away : “I swam to face of criticism no reason at all. ” For some , its not Zanzibar and enjoyed the beaches and that they can’t stay at offi ce , the offi ce • Kidnap and murder of 2 all that rhymes with that . It was lovely just can’t stay without them . Aiden year old leaves Uganda in !!” Zanzibar seems to be a popular <Melbourne>:” “****** administrator shock holiday destination yet for Safi <Arusha called me back in on leave . **** • John Isner and Nicholas > rushes off to Kampala when on leave said it was a ***** emergency!! My Mahut play longest ever : “I studied there and that’s where most ****** leave was ****** cancelled tennis match of my friends are. It’s a happening place due to *********. I have to wait again at night.” Jean <South Africa > decided • African teams disappoint at for the ****** list to ***** open up to spend some days of her leave visiting World Cup again. **** **!!!” Edward <Kampala the new world cup stadia. “I wanted • Youtube introduces > had a similar experience : “I think to see them before they got crowded Vuvuzela option I will get leave when I die. There is with the World Cup and all. They are simply no one to take up my work.” • Australia gets fi rst ever really something.” Ahmed <Dubai> Malik <Cairo > has a few tips for leave Woman Prime Minister in went on a “sight seeing” spree to the taking : “Don’t take all your leave ambush vote Philippines. “Magnifi cent!!! Wonderful!! days at once. Take off three two days Gorgeous!! Lovely!! Fulfi lling!! Worth • Dutch attempt to make through out the year . Only take more every penny.” Vance <Connecticut > Vuvuzela record than those if you have a clear plan rushed off to see his child hood buddy in • Sports federations of action that’s involves something Uganda : “I met all these crazy people worldwide considering occupying the whole time. ” Sharon in Uganda. Guys know how to have Vuvuzela after Wimbledon <Kigali > concurs : “you need to fun. Rules are different there. Time blacklists them know what you are going to do. Plan moves more leisurely and everyone is • California to introduce activities and coordinate with friends friendly.” Dr. Meadows <london> also in other organizations so that you can fl ew over to Uganda ; “A day in Uganda have fun . ” is like a lifetime in heaven. Its so nice!! So relaxing !!” Moses <with-held> scheduled his leave to coincide with the beginning of the World Cup ;”I nipped over to South Africa and enjoyed the opening ceremony. Shakira’s hips did 2 not lie!!!”Not all people are as lucky Editors Word Lets face it, the major topic of conversation ITALYIITALLY - WOWORLDORLR D CUPCUCUP 191966:96666: TThehehe IItalianstalians on the globe right now is World Cup. In wowonn tththeirheeir fi rsrrstst gaggamemme ooff ththee 1919669666 WWorldorld CCupup Arrica its mainly disgust and disbelief. In agagainstaia nst ChChilehile 22-2-0-0 bubutut ththenhene llostoso t to tthehhe UUSSRSSS R Europe , its angst and relief. In America, 1-1-0.00. SSoo ththeyey hhadaadd ttoo wiwwinn thttheirheir ththirdhirrd anandnd fi nnanall its plain euphoria and hope. This edition grgrouprooup gagameamem aagainstgaainnstt tthehhe NNorthoorthth KKoreaorea wwhichhih ch provides you with an escape avenue from ththeyhey llost.ost.t OOnn thttheirheir araarrivalrrival hohomeomme tthehhe tteameeaam the footballing discussions. Well , not totally wwewerere rroundlyoundly ppeltedelelted wwiwiththh rrottenootten frfruituuit aass ttheyheey since we have one or two football articles. ddidisembarkedsembaarked frfromom ttheirheh ir pplane.llanee. Idlers corner, Urban Legend, Blog Star, SOSSOVIETVIETT UUNIONNIOONN - 119529952 OLOLYMPICS:LYYMPICCSS: and all your favorite sections are included. WhWhenhenn UUSSRSSR lloloststt aagainstggainnsts YYugoslaviaugu osslal viia , We also have a Work Discussion by you. StStalinalliin sshowedhowed hhihiss didispleasure.ispplel aasurree. TThehehe ccoachooaach But do forgive me, the football mani has anandnd seseveralveral plplayerslayerrs frfromomm tthehehe lleadingeae diingn SSovietovovieet not skipped me despite the fantastic start clclubub ooff ththehe ddaday,y, CCDCA,DCD A, wwereerre drddroppedroppppeed to Wimbledon. I am sure some of you have frfromomm tthehe ssquad.quad. ThThehe CDCDCADCACA cclublub ititselftselff wwasaas felt like tearing a few sticks off a tree and diddisbandedsbs aanded (it wwawass lalaterteer rerebornebboorn aass tottoday’sodaayy’’s whooping the asses of some of the players. CCSK).SK). No mentionmentit onn ooff ththee ggagamemme wwasas mmadeadde Well , history has a few comforting stories inin SSovietovieet rrereportspop rrts of tthehee OOlympicsllyymmpiiccs anaandnd alaalll for you !! Let me present to you , from the iimagesmaggeses aandnd ffootageoootage ooff tththehe mmamatchtch cocollectedollected byb BBC, punishments given to poor performing SoSovietviv ete pphotographershoh tographeerrss aandnndd ccameramenammeramenn wwereere national football teams. deddestroyed.stroyedd. IRAQ - WORLD CUP QUALIFYING 1994/1998: Saddam Hussain’s son, BusingeBusinge AbidAbid WeereWeere Uday, head of the Iraqi football federation,1994/1998 : He had his own prison and torture chambers in the basement of the building of the Iraqi Olympic committee, which he chaired. A player who missed a practice session, even to attend a sick child or funeral, would be imprisoned. A loss or a draw led to fl ogging with electric cable - or a bath in raw sewage. IVORY COAST - AFRICAN CUP OF NATIONS 2000: The Ivorian national team were held for three days in a military camp after being eliminated in the fi rst round of the African Cup of Nations. The players, many on lucrative contracts with European clubs, were shown on state- controlled television being forced to conduct military marches and receiving lectures on discipline. Income Tax Reforms The Team Editorial Businge Abid Weere Are Urgent: Raymond Kunkundakwe Mathias Muwonge Bernard Olupot Scrape Paye By Morrison Rwakakamba Lindsey Kukunda management systems are Kevin Kasule PAYE (Pay As You Earn) is a 30% fully developed. Yet I point levy pried off from employees/ out the fact that countries workers monthly salaries. While like Honduras and the State presenting budget proposals to of Qatar scrapped PAYE WritersWriters in ThisThis issue Parliamentary Committee on Trade Sara Akelly WarnerWarner Tourism and Industry, the Uganda EErnestrnest BBazanyeazanye National Chamber of Commerce BBrianrian B. Coutinho and Industry proposed that PAYE be scrapped-with immediacy. JJasonason Ntaro Just like graduated tax, hut tax, poll Raymond KukundakwKukundakwee tax etc, PAYE is a mercantilist and IIvanvan RR.. MuMugishagisha colonial tax. It is a direct and non- Daniel S. ReubeReubenn consensual tax and for the case of MatMatookenationookenation Uganda, not commensurate to public KKalisaalisa MiMichealcheal good/ priority services that tax payers expect in return from government. MMorrisonorrison RwakakambaRwakakamba This tax, which contributes 16% to Diana Ssali the national treasury, is shouldered BBrendarenda NtamNtambirwekibirweki by a paltry 4% of the population Pumla Nabachwa RuRugambagamba (employees in formal sectors of the DarDarylneylne economy- government and private FFerkerk sector)! This also means that 30 million people in Uganda are IIpsissimuspsissimus freewheelers! This tax has a negative Scrumpert bearing on productivity, economic Mark AAbrahambraham growth and Growth Domestic Racheal Nakiyingi Happiness on our country. PaPaulsenulsen Hall In my protracted conversations with LLynnynn karatsi professionals from around the world RiRichardchard BalBalenzienzi on this matter, majority seem to fl ag long ago and are shining. a rather naïve narrative that there is Even major economies no way any government can abandon where levies on personal this easy to collect and guaranteed incomes thrive, these taxes revenue! That